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LOL and i always love the on going gag of spongebob and patrick or someone else running down the street and stuff happening when one is trying to get to the place first or whtever.
S:hello customers nice F####ING day where having hu?
hey patrick how the F### r ya?
P:Prety Mother F###ING good
S: ATTENCHEN CUSTOMERS TO DAY'S SPECIAL IS F### PATTIES SEERVED WITH F### YOU SAUCE TO PERFECTION AND DONT FOR GET TO ASK ABOUT YOU F###ING FRIES ITLE BE OUR Mouther F###ING PLESURE.
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Welcome to the weird part of YouTube. From this point on you will be embarking on a mystical quest where all manner of time, space, and logic has been abandoned. You will uncover pop-culture treasure buried by the mist of time, learn the legends of the Internet, and occasionally, fight your childhood fears. You may enlist the help of several ponies along the way to aid you, but be warned. Many before you have fallen to arrows in the knee. Tread cautiously, YouTubian warrior; emerge victorious
link22299 2 weeks ago
@4:42-4:51,its so funny!!!
MultiDollar1234 3 weeks ago
0:41 i LOVE patricks voice HAHAHA
unknownperson9674 3 weeks ago
not sure if spongebob is an G rated cartoon. alot of swearing and Mr crabs stealing money from his mother? lol
osjehdhfjfnf 1 month ago
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yazoo0202 1 month ago
LOL! "thats a lot of %^&*ing bad words" - patrick-
lovesbela 1 month ago
i love mr krabs's laugh at 2:23
ThePickleZebra 2 months ago 2
HOWDY MRS. K!!!!!!!
Nvyseal78 2 months ago
you spelled nickelodeon wrong
mrhamster991 2 months ago
out with it boy !!
666trixie1 3 months ago
im watching this episode right now
shinymanish 3 months ago
when mister crabs his mother is laughing that is hilarious!!! LOL
HISTORYmjGirl 4 months ago
At 4:01 it sounds like Krabs is saying "I want you to cum"
Amienee84 4 months ago
Love the part when they're pointing at each other
Amienee84 4 months ago
3:38 MR.KRABS MR.KRABS MR.KRABS!!!WHAT WAT WAT WAT!!! LOL
leslie4ever100 5 months ago
nematoads are morons to!
k1ll3rkan1n3 5 months ago
x'D KRABZ 0:42 !!!!! LMFAO
XDeadlyXSinner 5 months ago
1:11 Ummm.... Spaz?
sibalian99 5 months ago
spongbob say every body here and now a faggot or nazi fast lol
commiekiler 5 months ago
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anyone notice mr krabs steal his mom's money at 5:15
Sacram3nt0 6 months ago
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Sacram3nt0 6 months ago
lol 3:54 GULP
jgonz185 6 months ago
on eals and elcilators i wonder what happens when you get 1 eal and 1 esclator... thumbs up if u wanna know that too
pamelareno00 6 months ago
Patrick sounds like Butters from South Park. :)
yourfavoritestginger 6 months ago
look @ 2:43
dudester155 7 months ago
@dudester155 It sounds like he's saying achoo at 2:43
2012kimmy 6 months ago
Patrick's sped up voice sounds like a three year old
annabananabo 7 months ago
Does no one find it weird that the garbage guy only took part of the trash?
maxpower978 7 months ago
4:06 Mr. Krabs screams like a little girl
joejonasfan9 7 months ago 16
SENTENCE ENHANCERS..
Mikayla09video 7 months ago
1:07 HAHAHA
MerryFabalaFaeWaka 7 months ago
Hi Patrick! How the *cheep* are you? Pretty *cheeping* good Spongebob!
Shadowcookies213 7 months ago
Hi patrick! How the *cheep* are you? Pretty *cheeping* good Spongebob!
Shadowcookies213 7 months ago
I love Patrick's sped up voice.
MrFlyguy124 7 months ago
lol spongebob kept hvaing to ride the eels
61lpsfan 7 months ago
Is it sad that I've seen this episode so many times that I can keep up with their dialogue and understand it?
dressagerider1997 7 months ago
1:11 - 1:15 lol
cheergirly302 7 months ago
1:11 ... omigod. LOL
Shinzeeful 7 months ago
12 people are ( dolphin laugh noise)
maddie123sing 7 months ago 2
0:35 did you kiss your mother with that mouth? LOL
darkbatybat213 7 months ago
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darkbatybat213 7 months ago
Hahah I love this one. Does anyone have the original one??
maddie123sing 7 months ago
12 people don't understand that some bad words are funny
ultima247 7 months ago
Pretty f***ing good, Spongebob!
StarfyandVaporeon 7 months ago
go to the wiki and click Sailor Mouth and below you can see the censored
AbubotAbaby 8 months ago
ha
AbubotAbaby 8 months ago
spongebob sounds like a normal chipmunk, patrick sounds like a 7yr old on crack
cuvkiller 8 months ago
Mr Krabs! Mr Krabs!! Mr Krabs!!!
What? What? What?
...
Yes Yes Yes
PowerWurmi 8 months ago
@3:57 it sounds like hamsters fighting LOL
ZzZATSZzZ 8 months ago
4:06 Mr.Krabs screams like a girl!!!!!! HAHAHA
Julietcullen16 8 months ago 2
Mr. krabs laugh at 2:25 XD
H0ll0w888 8 months ago
LOL 1:11 to 1:16 but man i miss the old spongebob D:
AQWRobotyke 8 months ago
Sponge Bob: "Wow 13."
Patrick: "That's a lot of *click*ing bad words. "
xD
jkunblade 8 months ago
Paris Hilton has 0:41
787Dusty 8 months ago
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787Dusty 8 months ago
Squidward sounds like a drama queen.
davester1080 8 months ago
If u pause it on 3:41 spongebob looks like he needs to go to the bathroom
davester1080 8 months ago
Patrick sounds like a 5 year old. It's pretty funny
davester1080 8 months ago
KRRAAAAAABBBSSS
wogacelli 8 months ago 6
0:41 =D "Kraaabs"
mrtrainboy019 8 months ago
3:55 DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT
jay7missprophet 8 months ago
3:28 patrick points his middle finger!OMG!??
jaysi621456 9 months ago
its funny how patricks voice is sped up
mrtrainboy019 9 months ago
Hey Patrick, how the f*ck are ya?
Pretty f*ckin good, Spongebob!
xD
xxCuppyCake215xx 9 months ago
5:00 IT'S TOTAL CHAOS XD
Yourgoodfreindthekid 9 months ago
KEERRRAAAABS O-O
ChaosAlive369 9 months ago
1:10 awesome funny laugh lmfao!
joytech23 10 months ago
1:11 They start spazzing out. They sound and look hi and drunk.
sibalian99 10 months ago
press 1 when spongbob swears then wait till the garbe man say do you kiss your... then press 2
Ryanminiplanetlover 10 months ago
I love Patrick's voice sped up. It's sounds so cute!
kendallxlogan 10 months ago 30
4:50 SPONGEBOB HAS POLYDACTALY!
dressagerider1997 10 months ago
1:18 nice f***in day where havin isnt it
dorlens08 10 months ago
2:41 .. patrick reminds me of a seal here xD
muchmaplevideoz 10 months ago 2
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TehPielightZone 10 months ago
thumbs up if you think patrick sounds like a 9 year old
RockMasterUlt0mit 10 months ago 4
4:06 Nice manly scream, Mr. K...
SouLMarX66 10 months ago 4
Patrick sounds like Gus from Cinderella. :3
canadaparistexas2010 10 months ago
@canadaparistexas2010 I was about to say Justin Bieber but DANG, you're right. D:
ToonWatcher3000 10 months ago
@ToonWatcher3000 Hahaha. (:
canadaparistexas2010 10 months ago
keep clicking at 1:20 it sounds like he says "dick"
DDTPZX 11 months ago
patrick sounds like a 5 year old boy!!! :3
xmaster720 11 months ago
wow 13! thats a lot of (beep) bad words. HAHAHA!
Strawberry101293 11 months ago
lol best laugh ever 2:23
Rodan16 11 months ago 4
@Rodan16 Wish I could laugh like that lol.
2012kimmy 6 months ago
keep clicking 10.8
koobz21 11 months ago
PRESS ON THE KEYBOARD 1 REPEDATLY
ultimateps31 11 months ago
Patrick sounds like Justin Bieber O.O
Alagremm 11 months ago
thumbs up if you dont know how you got here.
Strawberry101293 11 months ago 2
3:01 LEG JIDDERS!!!
bigkitteh 11 months ago
uhhh my sister has been kisten to justin bieber so much!!! its nice to hear a much deeper voice in this vid
CODvideoPRODUCTIONS 11 months ago
do you think it's the f word dragganmegs
emaforluv 11 months ago
it maybe the F word do you think so dragganmega
emaforluv 11 months ago
1:32 that guys food is floating in midair
TheBigGman101 11 months ago
Krabs. uh isnt that the red sweaty guy you work for?
indigoq11 11 months ago
ROFL! MR KRABS' LAUGH!!!!
Icelemonaide 11 months ago
press 1 then 4
ohyeahbengalsyeah 11 months ago
Patricks sooo adorable!
FragileLilPenguin 11 months ago
When i was little I thought the dolphin sound was the swear XD
BecauseImAwesome15 1 year ago
At 2:03 it sounds like Squidward is whispering "Retarded Anus"
RainbowStitchesFTW 1 year ago 27
@RainbowStitchesFTW at regualr speed, it sounds like "Tommy bantilism"
koobz21 11 months ago
@RainbowStitchesFTW I don't hear it.
Thebaneofyourexistan 7 months ago
3:27 patrick is using his middle finger
jaysi621456 1 year ago
"Krabs. Isn't that the red sweaty guy you work for?" ROFL
Shmoezilla 1 year ago
1:11 - 1:13
Patrick on... drugs.
christehchris 1 year ago
Patrick sounds like the fat mouse from Cinderella
Jezika8374 1 year ago
Keep pressing 4 ... Uhayuhayuhay
Xenion02 1 year ago
Krabs is a Ahhahhah!
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
scoutgirl4444 1 year ago
Squidward still sounds depressing, even at twice the speed...
86RockandJock 1 year ago
haha SPONGEBOB AND FRIEND
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MrLizardmoney 1 year ago
whats the name of the song at 0:01
Engineer5344 1 year ago
@Engineer5344 Sailing Over The Dogger Bank.
jbkitty91990 10 months ago
whats the name of the at 0:01
Engineer5344 1 year ago
5:31 "-shock- MOTHER!" "what? it was old man jeinkins" XD
FrosttBittenn 1 year ago
0:44 Isnt that the Red sweaty guy you work for??? lol and 0:26
TheSpriter00700 1 year ago
ahaha 0:26 "Squidward smells... gay."
trumpetsftw1 1 year ago 53
@trumpetsftw1 you see "good", but you hear "gay". xD
IHateDairy 11 months ago
i think they are using the F word the way their mouths move it makes me believe it is..
crazychris1123 1 year ago
i exploded with laughter at 5:31 when mama krabs screamed.
5:02 - 5:12 is funny too
jbkitty91990 1 year ago
LOL and i always love the on going gag of spongebob and patrick or someone else running down the street and stuff happening when one is trying to get to the place first or whtever.
nypad5 1 year ago
EPIC DICE ROLL
nypad5 1 year ago
1:28 OMG CHOCOLATE GUY STRIKES BACK!
TalkPwnTV 1 year ago
1:10 Patrick sounds like he's high (drunk)
mitterdoo 1 year ago
4:46-4:50 lmfaoooooooooooooooooo
TheFlyboymanny19 1 year ago
@TheFilmCollectorDude Actually watch them mouth closely. It's "Phony".
FromtheWordsofBR 1 year ago
Krabs is a Bitch
crazycc5433 1 year ago
squidward sounds like fred
SuperJeffhardyfan01 1 year ago
0:18 talkin bout the ass talkin bout the ass 1:11 through 1:16 WTF LMAO!!!! 1:52 bring out the grabbing sacks!
3BsAlaska 1 year ago
omg lol
XxamazingspiritxX1 1 year ago
Hahah, I can't believe they did an episode about swearing. Even if you don't actually hear them swear. Lol.
L34NN3W4RDR0P 1 year ago
lol mr krabs sounds hilarious
sap566 1 year ago
well, I never knew that the molecular composition was H2He...
bkaneshiro14 1 year ago
MR. KRABS'S LAUGH!! <3
Twixirhi 1 year ago
haha wtf patrick is trippen me out!!! i laughed at 1:15 lmfao. nice fukin day isnt it squidward LMAO
jacobvoelker13 1 year ago
2:13
BIGCHICKEN2012 1 year ago
What they sounded like before puberty :)
Hoskins1206 1 year ago
1:16
S:hello customers nice F####ING day where having hu?
hey patrick how the F### r ya?
P:Prety Mother F###ING good
S: ATTENCHEN CUSTOMERS TO DAY'S SPECIAL IS F### PATTIES SEERVED WITH F### YOU SAUCE TO PERFECTION AND DONT FOR GET TO ASK ABOUT YOU F###ING FRIES ITLE BE OUR Mouther F###ING PLESURE.
S: HI SQUIDWARD HOW THE F### R YA?
P:NICE F###ING DAY ISNT IT SQUID WARD??
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 muther fucker or muther fucking should fit in there lolz JKJK
HorseJumper978 1 year ago
Mr. Krabs would call SpongeBob "SpongeBob Swearpants".
KDWorldBrickPix 1 year ago
alvin and th chimpmunks
ieshaparsons 1 year ago
pause at 3:16. I LOVE PATS FACE!!
PforPlanefly 1 year ago
5:10 patrick=dumb look
spongebob= I HAS TO POTTY! look
krabs= go AWAY look
smartdog34567 1 year ago
lol 4:52 krabs: NO PLZ! NOT MY MOMMY!
smartdog34567 1 year ago
I don't understand. That guy's talented. He doesn't have to work BLUE.
XD
KatangHarmony 1 year ago
BREAK OUT THE HAPPY SNACKS!!!!
EpicBrody 1 year ago
0:41 patrick; KRAAAABBBSSS...
catchase23 1 year ago
u just sprinkle it over anything u say and WAMOO u got urself a spicy sentence sandwich!!! XD
radicalmark22 1 year ago
thats alot of fuckin bad words
....
the main words is fuck...fucking...and fucker xD
Heemsky 1 year ago
They said the following "Fuck, Shit, Bitch,"
MrPwner123 1 year ago
This episode must have been so much fun for the writers. It was basically a chance to write as dirty an episode as possible, and get away with it
ibelieveihadahat 1 year ago
At 0:29 it's more like Squidward smells Shit
The11deano 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahaha mr. krabs laugh at 2:25
vincelovesdanica 1 year ago
3:17.. ROFL
PforPlanefly 1 year ago
1:11 to 1:16 is sooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!
Revfikk 1 year ago
patrick sounds cool ;D
reminiscor 1 year ago
WHAT SWEAR ARE THEY USING?!?!?!?!
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago 26
@BOBOFETT100 *DOLPHIN NOISE* THAT ONE.
kippehkun 1 year ago
@kippehkun F###???
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 i think its f**k and f**king lol
nativegirl0421 1 year ago
@nativegirl0421 HAHAHAHA OK THAT DEFENATLY FITS THE (DOLPHINE NOISE) HAHAHA
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 I think the first one was ''Krabs is a dick
The11deano 1 year ago
@The11deano i thought it was "KRABS IS A FUCKER"
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 It could've been
The11deano 1 year ago
@The11deano LOL HAHAHA
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 mother fucken or mother fucker lol
HorseJumper978 1 year ago
@HorseJumper978 LOFL IM ON THE HIGHEST RATED COMMENTS FOR
"WHAT SWEAR ARE THEY USING" LOL!!
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 *chirps like a dolphin*
demontaco456 1 year ago
@demontaco456 LOL
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 has to be F**k
019Icicle 1 year ago
@019Icicle ya fuck or muther fucker or muther fucker
HorseJumper978 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 *dolphin chirp* XP
Snowfootwarriorcat7 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 probaly f*** :(
oRUBYTHEPANTHERo 1 year ago
@BOBOFETT100 well according to patrick it's an adjective
tijuanamarisol666 1 year ago
@tijuanamarisol666 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOBOFETT100 1 year ago