I am German- but I know much British slang (student days- and I like to stay very fluent) Like if someone British says to me- "Oh England is going to beat Germany 4-1" I would say to der Britischer: "Bollocks, gobshite.".- as in what a load of balls. A gob shite is Irish slang for a man with a mouth (gob) full of shite (shit).
Actually- interestingly shite sounds very similar to scheiss- German for shit.
Mist = manure in German. Headline "Heathrow covered in mist" = v funny
Anybody remember on YouTube comments a few months ago when there was Stephen Hawkings voice pronouncing what you'd written? I would write swear words in JUST to hear an electronic voice swear, just like this ='] x
OMG that's the actress who played Patsy's sister Jackie on Ab Fab!! I am in love with Ab Fab and I worship Jen Saunders. I also love Graham Norton! Gawd, he has me falling over laughing any time I watch him!
IceyLonePhoenix and xjonasbrothers, I'm Canadian too! :D I'm from Ontario, have lived in Alberta for the past 7 years, but am now back in Ontario for uni lol.
I watch nothing but British TV now!! Ab Fab, F&S, Vivienne Vyle (yeah, I'm a Jen Saunders fanatic lol), & lots of others.
Yes I know it's stupid but I thought it said Rob Schneider, the comedian. I just thought of it as a strange comment. I'm sorry, I should have read the comment more closly and get my facts right..
I had to try this myself, almost pied in my pants. LOL
It is that funny, especially late at night.
jajceboy 2 months ago
what cuntilinnktis mean???
JialiangSun 4 months ago
@JialiangSun when a man performs oral sex on a woman
2seconds2long 3 months ago
I can never get enough of this show, always great for a laugh
MsSquarebearz 6 months ago 4
God, Graham - what kind of a studio is thatt ??!! And what's up with the haircut with the white dots in it ?? o.O
nattybabyyy 7 months ago
@nattybabyyy Norton suffers from vitiligo, a skin disorder in which patches of depigmented skin occur. which could mean the white patch in his hair
59211bart 4 months ago
Graham Norton is a cunning linguist
WillyWoodDicker 7 months ago
@WillyWoodDicker That's what it is I guess.. ^^
nattybabyyy 7 months ago
Hes right. So silly and yet so funny!
jajceboy 7 months ago
Chief Brody?
1SmiIIedude1 9 months ago
Lmfao!!
yummyotter45 10 months ago
this is why i love british television
JBmiddleOFnoWHERE 10 months ago 11
CUNNILINGUS! from the heart!
peacockstew 1 year ago 10
CUNNILINGUS! from the heart!
peacockstew 1 year ago 4
What is cunntilinnkits?
fallenangellen 1 year ago
She was in Dynasty with Joan Collins aswell.
EmperorGeorgeVII 1 year ago
whos the woman in this video?
iluvnola123 1 year ago
@iluvnola123 Kate O'Mara, she used to play The Rani in Doctor Who
mikedavid14 1 year ago
@mikedavid14 thanks very much
iluvnola123 1 year ago
wordweb pro is a similar software to the one graham is using its ace!
59211bart 1 year ago
i love the womans reaction to cunnilinctus: 'whats that?!' who is she by the way, she's gorgeous!
MissFanOfComedy 1 year ago
@MissFanOfComedy Oooh yummy a lezzie.
SignoroIncognito 1 year ago
I miss that set. But I'll probably miss the orange one too...
Andalenorokori 1 year ago
How old is this? Damn.
Guywhowearsunderwear 1 year ago
I've done this haha
Lynn15 1 year ago
I thought bollocks was more like bullshit.
TehYimmy 1 year ago
It means testicles
normharris 1 year ago 4
@TehYimmy can be.
I am German- but I know much British slang (student days- and I like to stay very fluent) Like if someone British says to me- "Oh England is going to beat Germany 4-1" I would say to der Britischer: "Bollocks, gobshite.".- as in what a load of balls. A gob shite is Irish slang for a man with a mouth (gob) full of shite (shit).
Actually- interestingly shite sounds very similar to scheiss- German for shit.
Mist = manure in German. Headline "Heathrow covered in mist" = v funny
SignoroIncognito 1 year ago 3
@SignoroIncognito yes yes, very funny - can you stop mentioning the football now please - it still hurts and it should have been 4-2 anyways!!
Rachiejane1 1 year ago
bollocks = balls
feenixrising10 1 year ago 6
I'm american what does bollucks mean
BuickGirl1986 1 year ago
Anybody remember on YouTube comments a few months ago when there was Stephen Hawkings voice pronouncing what you'd written? I would write swear words in JUST to hear an electronic voice swear, just like this ='] x
PurpleFunnyChocolate 2 years ago 9
:O I remember that.
That was quite awesome XD
JohnsonBubleLover 2 years ago 4
Cunnilinctus
ohlookitskyle 2 years ago 9
"It shouldn't be funny, but it is!" Never a truer word spoken! 5 stars :D
AtheistBrit 2 years ago 13
RIP Roy Scheider
ndgreenaway 2 years ago 14
graham norton hilarious
OscarHolland 2 years ago 10
I lolled at the last part
powerpats 2 years ago 6
lmaooo....
moe0702 2 years ago 2
I've done this before,lol.
Lynn15 2 years ago
It's fun to write those type of words in the comment box and hit
"Audio Preview"
Keeby12 2 years ago 52
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Graham Norton...a pederast, racist and stupid shithead which in Albania would make laugh only my PONNY! England, shame you for Assholes like him!
labivlor 2 years ago
You're right, he's funny!
bored1980 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
poor bitter small dick
turd among the turds
merdailloux 2 years ago
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weirdbuffalo 2 years ago
wow roy scheider!! rip!
sto12m 2 years ago 3
whats collentlinctus?
xjen11x 2 years ago 2
Cunnilingus is the act of using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals.
wsm1986 2 years ago 7
cunnilinctus is the same....using ur toungue to stimulate the vulva or clitoris
craiguk72 2 years ago 3
lol
youtube version is more better hahah
..XD audio preview >>>>>>>>>
YamiChan31 2 years ago
hahaaa i watched this like a month ago and now every time i hear the advert for 'fly lingus' i laugh so much! everytimeee!!!
XMXJBXTX 2 years ago 4
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bubbsyg 2 years ago
omg is that graham norton???
is this an old show
gailizcool 2 years ago
Christ! I shouldn't watch these things when I'm not well, I just spent nearly a minute coughing! So fucking funny! lmao
Kayleigh
ghostmadlittlemiss 2 years ago 10
I've tried this before lol! go to freedictionary (just google it)
Lynn15 3 years ago 5
that was a Marx Brothers reference
MrSmiles1994 3 years ago
whos the gilf?
TeamBooth 3 years ago
what was that last word?
rezface 3 years ago
"Cunnilingus"
kngiht84 3 years ago 2
where did graham norton get that dictionary program from?
hargreaves4united 3 years ago 3
:50 crying clown expression :s
carlygullefer 3 years ago
I've never heard of cuntilinnktis.
RiseOfAnarchy34 3 years ago 111
@RiseOfAnarchy34 it's cunnilingus it means to lick puss
erires 1 year ago
@erires I thought he said "cunning linguist" as in one who is very capable with their tongue(s)?
SignoroIncognito 1 year ago
very funny lol Bollocks lol
PeTerxZmiTTenx2008 3 years ago
the gorgeous Kate O'Mara!
sandytheslayer 3 years ago 4
LOL HAHHA LOL
PirateGirl7083 3 years ago 3
"2 n's.. who knew" lmao
Epiphany2116 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
not funny
John966 3 years ago
"let's call the whole thing off..." lmao. funny stuff!
rfsample3 3 years ago 14
is the famous guy from jaws the main character
GunnHFran 3 years ago 2
yeah, Roy Schneider, died a few months back, brilliabnt actor!
ShiviSchuey 3 years ago 4
what were those last two words? i never heard them before
thestormlscoming 3 years ago 2
female oral sex
mateo2k6 3 years ago 2
lets call the whole thing off! hahaa!
TheKinkyShrink 3 years ago 3
I love graham norton!
iloveorlandobloom28 3 years ago 3
what does bullaks mean?
sithlordrules 3 years ago
its Bullocks and its the English version of bull**** :]
darksnow07 3 years ago
It's also the slang form of "testicles"
aazhdeen 3 years ago 11
really? lol. That I did not know XD
darksnow07 3 years ago
It's 'bollocks' - slang term for testicles.
AlexisV79 3 years ago 5
It means scrotum
Lol
rossyboy2 3 years ago
"... let's call the whole thing off!"
SoftMattresses 3 years ago 3
Where can I get that software? I MUST POSESS IT!!!
BunnyKins1970 3 years ago 6
Air Lingus / cunnilingus I'll never be able to fly with them!
onehotmommahere 3 years ago
roy scheider passed away 10th february 2008, and his movie Jaws was a classic. RIP
GamefreakTP 3 years ago 3
OMG that's the actress who played Patsy's sister Jackie on Ab Fab!! I am in love with Ab Fab and I worship Jen Saunders. I also love Graham Norton! Gawd, he has me falling over laughing any time I watch him!
IceyLonePhoenix and xjonasbrothers, I'm Canadian too! :D I'm from Ontario, have lived in Alberta for the past 7 years, but am now back in Ontario for uni lol.
I watch nothing but British TV now!! Ab Fab, F&S, Vivienne Vyle (yeah, I'm a Jen Saunders fanatic lol), & lots of others.
IrishEyes1989 3 years ago 4
OMG it's Roy Scheider. He died this month
Champagn3 3 years ago
No it's not and he did not..get your facts right
Beatellen 3 years ago
That is roy as a guest, and he did die...so?
SecretSomeones 3 years ago
Yes I know it's stupid but I thought it said Rob Schneider, the comedian. I just thought of it as a strange comment. I'm sorry, I should have read the comment more closly and get my facts right..
Beatellen 3 years ago 2
lol you don't have to appologize, people make mistakes!
SecretSomeones 3 years ago
yepp, silly me lol.
I just meant no disrespect to Roy Scheider RIP.
Beatellen 3 years ago
Is there anyone who knows the name of the website
jackedwards99 4 years ago
omg! you can have lots of fun with a dictonary! i would have never geussed! but i dont get these british rude words! im canadaian so...
xojonasbrothers 4 years ago
A fellow canadian :o! Heh, don't worry, enough british television you'll pick it up ;)
IceyLonePhoenix 3 years ago
alright! have you been watching alot?? are you from canada?? :)
xojonasbrothers 3 years ago
Yes I'm from Alberta ^_^ And yes, unfortunately I'm hardcore addicted to European tv @_@. Heh, it won't take long ;)
IceyLonePhoenix 3 years ago
This is soooo funny!! Luved it but im lucky my mum isn't around...
lonelydiva 4 years ago
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Boooooooooooring
l337z0r 4 years ago
The last one's not even British.
jojuinc 4 years ago
hahahaha Loved it... But I'm Canadian.... lol these british swear words make no sense to me!! Especially the last one lol.
dukkadukka10 4 years ago
bollocks are your balls,
arsehole you should know
but i dont know what the last one is
sonicwindchaosspear 4 years ago
Cunnilingis is oral sex performed on a woman
queeniexx 4 years ago 3
or an Irish airline! LOL
mocooshie 4 years ago 3
mocoosjie: your reply re irish airlines (Air Lingus) was so excrutiatlinly funy that i am laughing and crying and choking for air!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
onehotmommahere 3 years ago
what is the name of that website. need a laugh when i am drunk
AB5309 4 years ago
God, this was ages ago
YxxGabriel 4 years ago