I Suck at Starcraft Live - Daily Ladder Stream - 07/05 - Part 1

[Lvl22nerd]

insufficient lesbian ass

[TheMhn5]

all i do in starcraft is build a buttload of shit. like minecraft, i want the biggest best defended,ready base with an army able to kill the entire nazi army.

i need the new starcraft. sad to say i only have n64 version

[Lvl22nerd]

@TheMhn5 blech PUUUKE.......n64....DUDE...???­

[TheEvilPillows]

Seeing this guy control high tempalr in the first game makes me cry.

[ihaveaverybadcold]

thats pretty funny when i typed in i suck ....it went ahead and finished my sentence with starcraft....my damn computer even knows lol

[noln900]

pls can u do more shout craft or 2727. i love watching it and this is the newist one.

[Mortifiedcow]

i also think you could do with a bit more scouting later game, make sure they're not tryin to hide an exp or somethin

[Mortifiedcow]

i think you could do great things using reaper in their mineral line in conjunction with a push. wouldnt be all that hard to do i think.

[qwertysam36]

When did tb start doing this? I want to watch them all

[d3tach3d]

It looks likes he losing people to HDStarcraft. Thats too bad.

[stewyxtreme]

what! kittens can't fly?!!? D:

[Epimachus123]

His TvT's are nearly as good as mine. 

[d3tach3d]

@Epimachus123 His Schwartz is almost as big as mine.

[johannes1212]

First song that plays at the intro is Ace Combat X2: Joint Assault - Metropolitan

[flamer1001]

Please Biscuit please stop sending troops off to the middle of the enemy encampment and then try and do other things whilst they get destroyed

[ToGoodLooking]

Those of you who keep suggesting Thors against terran so do i have to say i believe that is a really bad idea.

I am like TB and hate tanks so i also tries to find different routes, and Thors gets eaten by siege tanks, as TB experianced a few matches ago.

My tip is to experiment more with Ghosts, so far they work ok for me, your statement before "oh you got siege tanks! well guess what i got nuke." is actiully a valid strategy.

Yes theres downsides but this aint a forum so wont type more.

[lolyano1]

Tb is a good sc2 player imo other than his horrid ability to spot building after he scans. I have seen on 2 occasions him scan a building and not notice it. I bet if we worked on that then he would be much better.

[Dumixfy]

OMG is that V for vandetta reference at 7:14

[emelcee3]

@Dumixfy no, it's referencing guy fawkes day. TB is much too classy for american media.

[connorkwl]

His Geordie accent starts to show here :

"STOP SHOOTING MY MEDI-VAKHUH"

[DragonsPlayCoDTo]

TotalBiscuit needs a hug after TvT.

[AnderssonAnkan]

I really can't believe this is high gold in America.

In Europe TB would be bronze, or silver at highest.

No offence, but you gotta scout sometime and watch the minimap.

May you week go well and hope you succeed in all of you endeavors!

[wraithtaker162]

@AnderssonAnkan can you add in a shower of kittens? Also, TB is English. This is european SC2 unless John here is a wizard of some description

[Gooshnar]

@AnderssonAnkan

I can attest to that. in the american servers i am platnum and in the South east asia servers i am bronze

[mga159]

@AnderssonAnkan TB is In Europe

[connorkwl]

@mga159 It isn't, Totalbiscuit is his EU account, SHOUTCraftUS is his US account.

[BigoletchAsketch]

@AnderssonAnkan

HATERS GONNA HATE

[skeldro11]

@AnderssonAnkan yuor right about us and eu ,but as a diamond on eu ,i think he is about high gold ,he has decent macro and good micro so i dont agree on that part

[Dalle89]

@AnderssonAnkan accually you are right :p I feel the same.. från en svensk till en annan haha.

[emelcee3]

"Ok colossus time" *trains shit load of vikings* I lol'd

[Snookik]

whooot i came for 27/27 :(

[Snookik]

any1 knows the name of the beginning track?

[NordicNeutrino]

@Snookik "Metropolitan"

[ThisTroper1]

I purchased this excellent game yesterday... i already have my opening down thanks to watching you tb!

[muffinmanjtk]

The music sounds like FF13

[PressXtonotdie]

Next game; tb learns to put his supply depots in an organised manor rather than wasting all his fucking space.

[DonKaranIsBack]

TB, try drinking 1 or 2 "monster" energy drink before playing starcraft.. it helps. specially ur apm

[TheArcticPhoenix]

After watching this video, i am learned in the way of the biscuit.

[DevilHuntar]

TB has a 9 is his password? Great, only 14 letter left!

[myegoandi]

DEAR TB! i would love for you to play against me. i am a high ranked silver player so we should be even(ish) a match. i pay as a spanishiwa zerg wanna be!

[Zandonus]

it was actually pretty perfect... 26/27 for the first game

[rkid1296]

Ugh.. 4 guys in gas.. disappointing..

[rkid1296]

Alright, I have one digit and no places. PREPARE TO BE HACKED TB!

[bobthetomato29]

Sad violin music whilst dying in game two, *sobs* :'(

[percival132]

you needed to abuse EMP way more against those templar, instead of trying to snipe them off.

[Sgtslacker2319]

Dear TB,

If you actually want to not have the same command for Stop and SCV change your hotkeys to a grid style where the keys are from left to right top to bottom:

QWERT

ASDFG

ZXCVB

I think its a good solution to the problem and it helps when i play random :)

BTW love the stream

[Halvhir]

Ever check out the iEchoic TvT build, TB? It was profiled on the Day9 Daily a couple months back, you use a mix of Helions Banshees and Vikings, Ravens for cloak rushes and a Battlecruiser endgame transition. A bit scout dependant, but sounds right up your alley.

[ToGoodLooking]

@Halvhir true but ive tried it myself and must say it is a really hard build to execute, there may be better solutions.

But there can never hurt to give it a try, just saying it is a hard build.

[inkblotgod]

build grid tb...build grid X(

[inkblotgod]

i wouldnt expect you to listen to this kinda music tb

[DarkerWorlds]

For the amount of time TB spends playing this game it is unacceptable that he is as bad as he is. It is becoming clear that this is as good as he'll ever be.

[pottera00]

game starts 4:00

[rhade2k]

I giggle a bit every time you say "Build more dudes.."

[ughzean]

lol 27/27 cuz our always supply blocked :)

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[The3CRock]

@ughzean Oh now I get it.

[The3CRock]

15:58 "Gas is a real problem with me, isn't."

[banebloodraven]

for TVT i sugest thor, and tank drop. worked for me my last to times. but u need lvl 1 ship sheild

[trantente]

go for full on defense on tvt and maybe you will get a gg

[sumweirdkid123]

I have played SC2 for a while and still have no idea how to build multiple things, like if I wanted to build a bunch of pylons with one probe, how would I do that?

[trumpet43samurai]

@sumweirdkid123 select the building in the buildings menu from the probe, then hold shift and click everywhere you want a pylon built

[ManBearxPig]

@sumweirdkid123 shift

[Caytel]

Is anyone able to tell me what the initial song at the very beginning is. Yes, i know it may be Ace Combat, but could anyone give a game name and Title for it? It's driving me insane because it is brilliant.

[judewanamaker]

I TB going to play as Z or P ever ? i would love to see him four gate or like something that zerg does

[MooncrestV2]

Is there any way to stop adblocker for certain channels?

[radcliff001]

game starts at 4:07

[exmerion]

I love the music playing in the second match.

[IFriskie]

how do you make it so it says the hotkey on the icon?

[xboxdude234]

@IFriskie Watch huskystarcrafts video to learn how to get hotkey icon

[judewanamaker]

more HoN LoL vids i love your game play and commentary, you dont even have to be good, im sure you are though.

[judewanamaker]

what is a woman and why does it wear lusicous skin ? that doesnt sound like a good boss type at all!

[BlazeFort07]

Being a Bronze Player would it be smart to copy TB's playing just so it seems like I know what I'm doing?

[MrPrismo]

@BlazeFort07 Only if you want to become a borderline Gold player. You're better off watching Day 9 or the Pros play, or just learning the game through your own experience. Don't take TB's bad habits.

[BPAification]

In TvT when you do the reaper FE I'm pretty sure you only get 1 reaper to scout and go straight MM from there.

[narwhalflipper]

MORE BARRACKS

[w00dpipe]

Please play more League Of Legends

You are most enjoyable playing that

[seelangay]

Whats the name of the BGM that starts at 25:55? Its really calming :)

[NordicNeutrino]

@seelangay Search "Joint Assault - BGM13", don't have the name myself.

Actually already 3 minutes into the track at 25:55.

[keishii2648]

TB starts talking at 2:15

[lego1agent]

@keishii2648 thats not TB thats a spy!

[mcmcman2]

u know guys whove commited genacide?

[masondineen7]

can Tb get more thors THERE SO FUN IF U MASS THEM PLZ MORE THORS MASS MORE THORS THEY CAN EVEN EAT TANKS

[MrPwNaGeNuB]

@masondineen7 thors get blown to shit against tanks unless u have them in like a 5 to 1 ratio. too many minerals and takes too god damn long to be practical. Not raging or anything but I like the way TB plays now

[mcmcman2]

tb needs t make a recording yelling SUPPLY! SUPPLY YOU DUMBASS to play every 15 seconds.

[jaratt85]

"choke a goat" huh tb? what happened to the chicken?

[Kh4rn4x]

please rename it 27/27 :D

[AL52Dragon]

TB not blocked at 27/27? O_O

[ConfineSilences]

What does 27/27 mean?

[Rinihs]

@ConfineSilences That's when he gets supply blocked most often.

[ConfineSilences]

@Rinihs Ah....then what's it got to do with alcohol? lol

[Rinihs]

@ConfineSilences Not quite sure there :p

[philkav]

TB needs someone to yell out "supply!" every 30 sec.

[NiceGuy1405]

TB, I would love to see you play the other races for the odd game sometime. Not on your ladder, just a vid of you playing other races would be nice :)

[K9GM3]

Why yes, you could have C for SCV. Go to 'Hotkeys' and set it that way ;D

[Deadmanrunning7]

I just wish it wasn't the same commercial over and over on every channel. It makes me unreasonably angry sometimes.

TB! Not the kittens~! *sadfaic*

[TheIGiveUp75]

BTW, near 15:00, you seemed to be having trouble activating stimpack, because the ghost was the primary unit selected. Instead of deselecting the ghost, you can press tab to cycle through your units' abilities.

[TrueIronhorn]

s is select drones too, it's only protoss that doesn't have that little thing happen =(

[Deadmanrunning7]

I just wish it wasn't the same commercial over and over on every channel. It makes me unreasonably angry sometimes.

[170V3R]

There is so much room for improvments for you TB. Sometimes I get so angry about your (little) mistakes but I love you anyway (No Homo). :D

[koelewim]

19:40 TB: You can kill them now please. - Ghost " You sure about that? "

[XBrokenFangX]

They're gonna go Collosus, he knows this, you know this, I know this, its the obvious choice. Now what if you got your Vikes up BEFORE hes pillaging your village with the Collosus, it'd be a good day.

[MrLutter1]

"that was dreadfull...absolutly bloody dreadfull" *worlds smallest violin plays in backround* 33:00

[DaemonTFO]

The creepolis commercial is awesome xD all dramatic

[Sertex47]

at what times are these live starcraft? thanks

[xxEsKDr4GoNxx]

what is the link to his live stream page where the magic happens

[DeathSquire36]

I know TB doesn't read the comments, but if he keeps up this daily ladder series for a long time, I will be a very, very, very happy man.

[MalaRhynn]

What does 27/27 mean? =<

[Alan27Jorn]

@MalaRhynn Because he normally gets supply blocked at 27/27 

[accessdeniederror]

Ok I know that a lot of ppl are requesting the music, I too am requesting that information. Love the content and loved the first piece on violin music. Please post the name of this piece. Thanks TB.

[Amainville93]

@accessdeniederror If this helps, a good portion of the music is from Ace Combat soundtracks. Not that I endorse the decision, but you could download them (illegally, obviously), or download them from iTunes. Also, I may be of some help identifying a few of them. (The whole soundtrack isn't all Ace Combat, but a good lot of it is. I don't remember the names of them all, but some of them are very memorable.

[Cathelas151615]

@Amainville93 If you know the name of the first song that plays in the video b4 TB starts talking, i'd give you an internet.

[NordicNeutrino]

@Cathelas151615

I have the name of the track as "Metropolitan" from Ace Combat X2: Joint Assault. Should not be hard to find. =)

[GamesGaloreVideos]

We know one of the digits. GO SUPER HACKER TEAM!!!!

[Cathelas151615]

Song played at beginning = So amazing...

Must...

Know...

Name...

[DeadSilence315]

TB, for game 3 you could try using a scan when you do a push up the ramp like that.. sure it gives him a second more to react, it may increase your chance of getting a sentry or 2



[DeadSilence315]

it took 16 minutes for TB to have 3 scv's on each gas, and i dont think he noticed it consciously till probablt the 18 min

[mataza]

Stick to your BC defense xD was awesome xD

[TheLiivahiir]

OH YES PLEASE GIMME 27/27 T-SHIRT! :D :D :D none of my friends would understand it! :D :D :D

[deedeedee40101]

remember remember the 5th of November, the fire, gun, treason, and plot. i know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.

[1905vargas]

i watched game 1 and skipped to game 3 after that. why? because I know TB cannot win against a terran :D

[Alan27Jorn]

@1905vargas He won against Terran in the previous I Suck at Starcraft Live - Daily Ladder Stream (06/05 Part 2).

[ErMaX83Xp]

you still don't use your control groups in the attack TB, like that ghost thingy in game 1 !!!!!!

[alex970001]

what timeing at 42:39 when the stalker dies you can hear ''KABOOOM baby''

[yosinz]

anyone else notice the 4 scvs on gas?

[dkkoala1]

sorry for sounding like a total noob but what is ghlf short for?

[archking47]

@dkkoala1 glhf= good luck have fun

[jargon]

@dkkoala1 good luck, have fun

[holybeernutz]

I'm getting a kick out of the makeup adverts that show up before every one of these vids TB. Not that you have any control over what plays, but still....if you play SCII regularly, you probably also want to make sure you have luscious, hydrated skin. lolz

[Fable2Pl8r]

@holybeernutz And glowing, hydrated skin.

[Fable2Pl8r]

4 on gas D:

[xXKirbyPwnage223]

@holybeernutz If you think about it, SCII players would likely have neglected their skin.

[DrewY1321]

@holybeernutz Ad Block Pro ftw

[FACEJJ]

@DrewY1321 Ad Block eats TB's money :(

[LeonSylon]

@opouly u know the ads are the way YT gets money and provides us with free videos and such right?

[M0vi3Rat3r]

TB this is how cool you are. His name is Total biscuit, no he doesn't play cricket, he 4 rack expos, siege tanks,marines shit i forgot my fucking tanks bro. he gets all the ladies, cause he hasn't played zerg lately, although if he did, he'd play it like this he'd double expand like he's in a rockband he'd rush to layer cause hes a Uk starcraft player Good Work TB, From the TLO of bronze (-_-)

[al7osani1]

"keep him in his base and out of my face" :P

[Sigundr]

TB soundtrack listing. :P

[Torpedenxdgx]

AHA i know TBs pass now its totalbis9uit007

[GothicSG89]

the sad music was absolut adequate :D poor biscuit

[Eliashedlund]

lol at the very ending. "lets drop here and try to kill his neck-"

[TSBoncompte]

long boring intro is long

[Beelzeboss113]

tb y u no transfer scvs out of ur main when u have low mins

[al7osani1]

Using ghosts can make you win the entire game

[eddie123698745]

47:14

"Pig..."

lawl

[odetoam]

*cringe* too many SCVs on gas....again

[DJPao86]

TB, you're not taking care of your macro ... first game: 20 minutes on 2 bases, with main mined out. Queuing like crazy while with that money you could take 3rd/4th and build scvs and more dudes.

[DewDude19]

U guys wanna see part 2? goto justin.tv/totalbiscuit/b/28545­­1972

[Sigundr]

@DewDude19 Or look in the subscriptions on youtube and watch it there. >.> just sayin :P

[ironbrigade6]

U MAD?

[RedVstheBlue]

@t2t2sync

turns out its 15 9's. Who would of thought it?

[2theAJ]

TOTALBISCUIT

Y U NO HOTKEY

[matrevoltx]

try marine marauder rush

[Gooshnads]

i know the problem...

you need more barracks =D LOL

[Gooshnads]

What's the song playing in the first game?

[Gooshnads]

@Gooshnads I mean the first song and the last song of the first game =]

[dannyduke156]

I've been stuck in silver, and what i find really helpful is speaking out loud as if i'm commentating and talking just like TB, i've gone up to my top 10 in one day. Thank you for the confidence technique!

[Njald]

Stop looking at your base during critical drops/attacks. Your macro isn't worth those 2s wasting half or the whole of your army.

[kunstderfugue]

@Njald more to the point, you can macro without looking at your base, save supply depots and mules

[MrBlurtit]

I enjoy these videos tb :P

[michaeltje08]

where is part 2?

[1233dragon1233]

Thors shoud eb considerd air and ground jsut like a colo ><

[Saphraix]

does he play anything other then terran? seeing the same race every time gets boring.

[kunstderfugue]

@Saphraix nope. some people suggest (me included) that he switches race, to keep the variance, and if only to avoid TvT. maybe he will like one of the other mirrors

[AvgCobra]

"its just really annoying this terran player It makes me wanna choke a goat" at 35:45 - 35:55 AHAHAHAHAHAH

[AVGn00b]

35:44 "makes me wanna choke a goat" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH­AH

[Bonusaben]

Kittens can indeed fly. It is a matter of the speed at which you throw them!

[Marsvilta]

4 8 15 16 23 42

[danbaker90]

he went immortals cuz you were marauder heavy early

[Schaapj86]

TotalBiscuit,

What do you hate about your Terran opponent? Think about it... Is that the worst you can come up with? Really?

Ok, go do that to him!

[cheeseontoast14]

what does stim actually do for your units? I've never played SC 2 but i love watching TB play it