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  • LOL Dude you're insane XD

  • Starzship the Pilot, i have abducted 36 more cows for our ZarStar Industries "Premium Alien Fresh Jerky, Abducted Cow Earth type." They are with the other 50 or so cows we abducted this weekend and are wandering around my secret lab. Can you come by soon so we can transport them to ZarStars Industries Mars. These cows are creating havoc in my lab!

    Thanks, Frio, First Science Officer.

  • This is sooo much bull shit...That is NOT your wife you are a fucking liar! Good day to you sir.

    Subscribed but no more lies like that.

  • but it is his girl friend.

  • This is sooo much bull shit...That is NOT your wife you are a fucking liar! Good day to you sir.

    Subscribed but no more lies like that.

  • i believe

  • Thank you for the post!

    ROFL...! Thank you for the smiles!

    Someone really needs to notify Linda Moulton Howe and let her know you solved the cattle mutilation issue! Jerky! Of course... "

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  • WA TOP alliene 1000 ANS

  • hehe rofl really good vid lol

  • what a hot wife u got there

  • LOL thats hilarious!

  • liiiiiiiiiiiiiierrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrr

    that is fake

  • wr81TO- no, it really happened.....

  • @starzship IT's ALLLLLL REALLLLLLLL!!!!!!

  • Truly an amazing experience!!!!

  • Hmmm....if she washes dishes and they taxi to Hooters...implys that they eat. Wonder what's on the menu at Hooters they order?

  • itsblockdog- they were exploring the Human lifestyle, so I believe they eat anything on the menu. I believe they were kicked out from Hooters though, for asking the waitress if they could eat her......

  • hahha ... maybe they simply failed to understand the concept and actually ate the menu. How does one eat what's ON a menu anyway? The menu got served and they ate it?

  • itsblock,

    Soylent Green, of course. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • All right!!! Thanks and pleased to anticipate abduction. I can't speak for humans but, pain is a good thing. It makes you appreciate worse levels of pain. Can't get any better than that.

  • I DON'T MIND GETTING ABDUCTED....

  • so you want needles in your body and be ripd open and almost die or barf at the end?

  • mshsz & lolwatthehell1234- even though this is obviously a joke video, actually lolwatthehell is correct. From what I've learned, everything I've read & seen on UFO TV/cable shows & online videos, etc, being abducted for the most part is an undesirable thing. What I tell people, if they were ever to come face to face with an alien, it's best to run away (if it's possible to try to get away). I would try to video it but that's just me. But maybe mshsz has had pleasurable abduction(s)?????? LOL!?

  • Mshsz, Some Humans actually enjoy the pain. Uh, activities. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • whats Frio, First Science Officer?

  • mshsz- sorry about the delay in answering your question. Frio, FSO is a member of the Zarstar Enterprises of InterGalactic aliens who have settled on your Human planet Earth. We are studying your planet, humans, animals, resources and assimilating into your human society at all levels of government & military around the world in preparation to take over Earth and save it from all the pollution, wastefulness and disorganization that you Humans are making.

  • Who do you think your are fooling man, show me some evidence or this is bullshit...

  • Starzship the Pilot.

    Wifes like that could be useful to wash the dishes and mop the floors. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • Frio109 FSO- yes, hmmm wash the dishes, mop... those things hadn't crossed my mind with her. She does enjoy many physical activities!

  • Starzship the Pilot, They could be quite useful working in the Cheese mines. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • This is corny but funny

  • rockergurl79--thanks!!!

  • lol... nice gift and translation

  • hooperslapper- nice name! Thanks for watching!

  • That's some good jerky.

  • Zarbod- yum! yum!

  • lol, aliens at Hooters? I never noticed, i am to busy looking at other things when i go there. XD

  • Aatucagg.

    That is exactly what we want you to do.

    Humans never notice us.

    Frio, First Science Officer.

  • Starzship the pilot.

    I will do some videos some day. When I get time. I travel every where. Last week I went on a Geological Field Trip east of Barstow in the mountains/deserts of California. This week I went to Wichita, Kansas. Next week I am suppose to go to Virginia. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • frioFSO, hopefully you are taking along a digital camera. I imagine there is a lot to video as you travel about. You must be very busy, but don't forget that alien high command desires video production from its officers or severe penalties may result.

  • Starzship the pilot. Uh, I would probably be severe punish and or reduced in pay rank if we filmed what we do on Earth. LOL.

    Frio, First Science Officer.

  • Frio109- the overthrow of world governments can be left out of your videos. But include the probing of the Humans, that always gets a lot of views....

  • Starzship the pilot,

    Extreme hot wife.

    What were you saying about modulating the Congress from the pits of hell.

    They do suck so bad and worsening.

    Frio, FSO

  • Frio- Yeah my wife is sexy!

    Congress, though they suck, are currently needed to keep control of the humans until our plan is put into motion....

  • Starzship the Pilot.

    I was abducting cows this week in Virginia.

    I will drop them off for the Company BBQ.

    Frio, First Science Officer.

  • This was good.

  • pleasecallmev- cool!

  • Starzship the Pilot. Those are my favorite beef jerky. Tasty and made from real abducted Earth Cows. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • Frio FSO, they will be stopping by your place to give you a case of the jerky also. They want to take you to pick up more Humans to probe.

  • Starzship the Pilot. Of course. I will assist in their Earth Human abduction for Human Jerky. The Plan is to visit several places tommorrow in Missouri. St Louis to Joplin. The Humans there are well fed. Frio, First Science Officer.

  • Wow! You are certainly getting around!!! I will request to the Alien Federation that you post some videos. It would be interesting to see what you create.

  • Starzship the Pilot. I go to school 2 days a week and then work for Dr Evil Cheney at Haliburton. They help pay my classes and my beer money. It also mean that I travel every week. I am only here weekends. Frio, FSO.

  • cool!

  • cenotevenus- thanks!!!!

  • mio cugino .. lui mi deve ancora uno fiver ...

  • Non capisco. Chi sono i vostri cugini? che cosa è un fiver? Perché siete parlare italiano? Siete italiano?

  • Hahahaha ...Hooters, Angels, and human probing - That dude was on vacation! Hahaha XD That's EXACTLY what I would do if I were a vacationing Alien! Now, where can I get some of that Jerky? hahaha XD

  • jcmegabyte, unless you're lucky to have an alien visit your home as I did, the alien jerky is available in the California, city of Baker. The store is called Alien Jerky, I believe. My daughter and son-in-law bought it there. But check online. Maybe someone sells it online somewhere.

  • Ahhh... I know where Baker is. That's a loooong drive from here but might be made "on the way" to some of my deep desert bug hunts in the future. Thanks for the tip! :D

  • Do you hunt for desert bugs? Thats great! Do you have pictures? Take specimens? What's the strangest insect you've found? Can you make a video about it? I think that would be fasinating.

  • I definitely do a bit of hunting out there, but my targets are very specific - Lepidoptera (Butterflies and Moths). I've done a couple of documentaries so far, and more are planned... These are the video IDs:

    v=j-X-TBMeS58

    v=k0_o4K1Z9Bk

    Enjoy! :D

  • I saw your videos, they are awesome! Showing the lifecycle of several butterflies and moths. The transformations are amazing! Great music too. I remember watching the videos you made on the sky/clouds/jet trails too. Very cool!!!

  • Abducted cows always make better jerky... yum!

  • Yes Queen mummy! We are shipping a box to you ASAP!

  • Yum, I can hardly wait!

  • LOLOLOLOL

  • ;) ; ] ;]

  • WOW

  • Yes ! Wow! My wife is gorgeous!!!!

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