Have I Got News For You - John Prescott Bulimia Prediction

[Tokyorosebiz]

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[matthewhill01]

@LIVINGONTHEDOLE HIGNFY not scripted? Am guessing you've not been to a recording then.

[GamingForLulz]

@matthewhill01 The main presenter is following an auto-cue, the panellists make it up as they go along. Paul Merton is best known for his improvisational skills.

[IGotNuked]

@GamingForLulz he may well be a great improv, but they sit down and decide on most of what they're going to say before the show

[dharmaseed]

I love what you can learn about British politics from these boards. At first you don't understand why people crack jokes about John Prescott, but after a few months, you understand that he's just like any other politician, a worthless, greedy sack of dung.

[topgear100]

@face999 well if you had any intelligence......you'd find it funny.

[fritspas]

@topgear100

Surely the lad's entitled to an opinion, no need to get insulting.

[karuspery]

heees a peeeeeeg!

[TheDustpile]

Labour's 12-year record on street crime and politically correct loopy laws catches them out.

Johnathan Leftwinger MP is only satire. But the comments underneath my recent video show that there are many loopy-Liberal, rubbish-spouting Johnathans in real life, keen to defend criminals and lambaste victims.

Title: NEW LABOUR EQUALS TREACHERY: CRIME

[NMtB4ev4]

Can't understand how David Mitchell can sit there lauging.

[johnbr59]

he may not be slim but you wouldnt call him fat or obese

[karuspery]

morbidly obese

[Gastumto]

huh?

[NMtB4ev4]

Mitchell is fat like Prescott.

[imtotallyconfused]

@NMtB4ev4 NO. And besides he is skinny now. And his particular brand of ultra-repressed hilarity and generally ridiculously delightful face transcended being a bit overweight.

[mrhitmanisback]

prescot is a fat northern chip craming ham guzzling fuck wit

[narcass]

He probably just binges and then forgets to purge.

We all forget to do *some* things in life.

[OurWondrousWorld]

Sorry, re-write that, I dont like him, in fact I fucking well hate the big fat useless twunt, and he hasnt got bullimia, hes just plain greedy

[OurWondrousWorld]

But I like him

[OurWondrousWorld]

looks like he stinks of sweatty crutch too

[SUSANFOREVER1]

A Twunt, as everyone knows, is a hybrid cross between a twat and a cunt, that has got to be John Flubbeface Prescott

[SUSANFOREVER1]

And a big fat lying cunt to boot, who hates southerners and has done all within his power to make life harder for us down south, he is a cuntin cuntin cuntin cuntin cunt, ok!

[ttheb64]

YEP he's a fat fuckin retard cunt at that '' salad dodgein ' lying thieveing party animal '' freeloader on you the tax payer ''anyone got any cash '' ive just broke me shit house seat ' gorden will help u dont worry ' its his aim to deplete this country and fuel anyone that wants it '' so order your pizza's now ? innit ? what

[NewLabourTwats]

Please dont call Prescott a c... anymore - it really is an insult to the word!

[SUSANFOREVER1]

OK, hes a Twunt, is that better, he has his very own swearword, John Prescott = TWUNT

[SUSANFOREVER1]

Beka12, so we need to learn a bit more about BULIMIA, why bother, Jon Prescott is 23 stone, obviously hasnt got a weight problem, as it doesnt bother him, and is a greedy fat lying cunt hiding behind an illness that causes much distress to real sufferers. If you have first hand knowledge of this illness, why defend this man, who is taking the piss out of every p-erson with billimia? He is not a 15 year old girl, and before you start, yes I know he doesnt have to be, he is just plain gluttony.

[mrslovesit]

Cunt.

[mrslovesit]

Cunt, Cunt, Cunt!

[mrslovesit]

A proper days work would knock the blubber off the poncing cunt!

[NewLabourTwats]

BULIMIA MEDICAL DEFINITION:

The habits of people with eating disorders are motivated by an overwhelming fear of getting fat.

People with bulimia tend to alternate between eating excessive amounts of food (gorging), and making themselves sick, or using laxatives (purging), in order to maintain a low body weight.

Like everything else with Prescott he got it half right - he did the gorging and forgot the fuckin purging... lyin fat twat

[mrslovesit]

Yes there are people then there is John Prescott who is stuffing his fucking face all the time and sicks up so he dont put any weight on, so he can gorge a bit more grub. Bulimics are i9ll, John Prescott is hiding behind an illness cos he really is a big fat cunt

[mrslovesit]

Sorry, correction, a big fat greedy gorging glutonous cunt who makes out hes bulimic so that he doesnt contradict the policies of New Labour who refuse to give medical treatment to obese patients, opps sorry, customers

[spacecat81]

Not neccessarily, some bulimics are fat.

[mrslovesit]

It is funny when a 23 stone man who eats chips non stop tries to moody he has an eating disorder to cover up for sheer gluttony.There are millions of babies in this world who are starving to death, how dare this big fat piss taking cunt try this one on, eating disorder, no, hes a greedy fat cunt.

[pfalky2k]

YOU'RE WRONG WRONG WRONG!

as a politician, he's greedy fat corrupt canker of a lying thieving cunt.

[sailorcuteness]

hell yh!

[beka123beka]

Bulimics can have a normal body weight actually

so you might want to research Bulimia a bit more before you call people fat cunts

[OurWondrousWorld]

Bullimics can have normal weight aye? Since when has TWENTY-THREE STONE BEEN A NORMAL WEIGHT? I don't want to research Bullimia as I am content to just call Prescott a big, fat cunt!

[mrslovesit]

A man who weighs 23 stone and is just a big fat greedy pig does have a serious eating disorder, yes I agree. There are millions of little babys around the world who are starving to death, and this big fat cunt blames his gluttony on an eating disorder, the piss taking bastard.

[mrslovesit]

Soon see the back of him, mind you he might have to do a three point turn.

[mrslovesit]

Poor John Prescott is BULLIMIC, hes not a big, fat, greedy, slonging slobbgery, gorging, gluttenous fat cunt, hes bullimic, OK!!! You lot are so cynical.

[nathiebaby]

no just like you he is a fat cunt.

[mrslovesit]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaahhaa, your sooo funny

[SirrSnowman]

A ditch of chips lol

[dirtyugly1]

This is not a prediction you fool!

[Sangrenegra9]

I remember a similar gag in a different episode during one of the 'guess the missing caption' sections:

"Prescott set to bulldoze through.......................­"

The correct answer was something to do with a load of new houses on green land; Ian Hislop suggested "a sticky toffee pudding"...

[SparrowisSexy]

Oh dear...I think I'm the only one to comment with a sense of humour. This was BEFORE Prescott's eating disorder.

I'ts just Paul at his witty best.

[EnochPowell2008]

Brilliant!! LMAO

[SparrowisSexy]

I think you meant to reply to the person above, didn't you? lol

[MollyMate1]

They are having a good laugh here at Prezza's expense but Paul Merton looks like he has been at the trough himself lately. See, Paul, the calories can pile up on anyone - even you. Keep laughing.

[monkeyman767]

alright, i will.

[bulked]

not to the extent that that horrifically obese waste of space piled them up. theres fat and theres prescot

[MollyMate1]

Why does John Prescott's size inspire you to write disrespectful remarks about him? If his politics offend you, then sure, that's a reason, but eating habits? Tsk tsk. Are you over 12? Personally I quite liked him until I heard about his remarks on the ban on hunting witih dogs.

[bulked]

It inspires me to write it because i can. I live in a democracy and the politicians take so much from us i damn well will be rude to them.

So deal with it, do gooder

[anus419]

Merton and co mention nothing at all about bulimia, Prescott's revelation came well after this show was aired.

At least read the video description before you post, people.

[hannahrexic659]

It shouldn't be seen as offensive really, it's a joke in bad taste, but then again, most comedy is.

If you do, try attacking those many pro-mia sites before you complain about one joke on a comedy programme - or spend the time going out to the hospitals and helping those who are bulimic - do something useful with your opinion.

[PhenomenalDunbar]

He predicts fuck all you illiterate cunt. Gte a life you fucking waster.

[nightghoul]

here comes the PC brigade

[SandraLondon63]

Angitia41, I totally agree with you. This is disgusting.

[hugoegbert79]

Sandralondon63: They didn't know prescott had bulemia at the time. This was before he announced it. That's why it's called "John prescott Bulimia Prediction"

[aarandir]

Oh get over yourselves, no one gives a fiddler's fart if you're offended. Now piss off and be offended somewhere else you bulimic bastard.

[Lotty85]

I don't think Paul meant to be cruel - that's just his style.

[queenfan07]

how is it a Bulimia Prediction

[lozzyloveyou]

lmfao! 5*

[PlobyR]

Why the Hell is this funny? These men, who I usually find highly entertaining, witty and intelligent are clearly completely ignorant on the subject of Eating Disorders.

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[vicavox]

I'm sure you find it entirely hysterical when they're mocking people like Blunkett, Johnson and various others for disorders, personality, ailments and gaffs. I guess you'll just have to go out and develop a sense of humour. Your pseudo high-moral argument on eating disorders makes me sick.

[PlobyR]

And why do you think I find other disorders funny? Do you know me? I find political satire amusing, not personal slights.

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[lozzyloveyou]

How on earth can you claim to "usually find highly entertaining, witty and intelligent" and then respond to Vicavox's post implying you dont find other disorders, personality problems, ailments and gaffs amusing. This is around 80% of the jokes they make.

[PlobyR]

'Private Eye'? Heard of it? Political satire. Very witty and funny.

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[vicavox]

Yes, ever heard of "Spitting Image", Hislop wrote on that, it was political satire but not all satire is directed at merely the politics. Ever seen "Paul Mertons Sketch Show"? Comedy is not always but can be about mocking people, this tends to happen often on HIGNFY, something you pick up when you go over the 17 years they've been on the air.

[086apollo440]

You mean Fat people who eat too much food.

[thomaswhiter]

So it has absolutely nothing to do with flogging a book then?? - Being bulimic is not a subject of fun... but claiming to be bulimic to gain public sympathy in order to make money is just about as low as any human being can go... Let's try and be realistic here, John Prescot is a fat,over sexed, ill educated,violent thug of a man,as a country we are well shot of him. He is totally unemployable and I can only hope he uses the pages from his book to do something useful with, wipe them up his ass.