Dorkly Bits: Starcraft SCVs Go On Strike

[MadPumpkinGames]

@BroderLol23 umm.. Name ANYTHING that isn't what you just described.

[fernager1]

and that is why mules are better than scvs.

[BoltonROFL]

Way to go Dorkly!

[fressfisch]

While people play in the sun all day

Work SCV work

[ToughNugget8]

Lol

[ZobmieRules]

OMG ZERG RUSH!!!!1

0:56

[swaggerboy4life]

@BroderLol23 if u hate dorkly so much dont watch it.... Fuckin troll get a life

[blastvi]

Lol the guy on the video should have used chinese workers

[mobinmahmoudi]

LoL, idiots!!!

[chruiz42]

Guys, guys, there's no need to fight, just shut up and watch the video

[zippo718]

TIL Barracks are 3 stories.

[NarutoDude134]

ZERG RUSH!

[M51210]

18 SCVs were on strike...

[ZetsubouGintama]

To the other SCVs

"You see folks? THAT IS WHAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU TRY TO STRIKE US!

NOW! GET BACK TO WORK OR I WILL THROW YOU TO THE ZERG!

[BroderLol23]

Dorkly is stuff that hapens in the normal world, just animation and put in a videogame scene. Now really original.

Also the soundeffects sucks.

[BobtheX]

@BroderLol23 You're pretty fucking stupid

[BroderLol23]

@BobtheX oh no, now i feel so bad... Yeah right. Quite an argument, there.

[toonadict]

@BroderLol23 heres an argument for ya. Click dislike and stop trollin like a bitch.

[x666james666x]

@BroderLol23 aw poor troll used to 5 star whining like a bitch, hah pathetic

[Gellis2009]

@BroderLol23 this is the internet. everthings a repost. everythings been done.

[profskitty]

This is how they should end riots! Send in the aliens!!

[rachskald]

Love the way he says 'strike over?' ^^

[sixinthehood]

ZERG RUSH MUTHAF*CKAAAAS

[HandfulofComments]

mouse one scv zero

[TheXurol]

You're doing it for your life, so quit whining.

[Jeyekomon]

Great! The best of dorkly bits imo.

[KanjNguyen]

But according to the mini map there's no more space on the left... warped zerglings? xD

[torerik1234]

Is this Starcraft Beta? I mean the HUD on the bottom looks different

[snakester95]

@torerik1234 It's called Starcraft, the first. =P

[robinchwan]

16 people didnt survive the zerg attack!

[robinchwan]

if there is another strike in the world.. let the terrorists come and bomb shit out... then they will learn not to speak against u :P

[ClanEDIT]

Damn Fa§te§t map EVER.... and why do you need a command Center there?!

[jsasace]

hahahaha best sc parody 

[SteelandSouls15]

suck it unions!

[chuack]

no wont let youuu~

[awesometjdude]

more then 1 ppl would get it done faster and he sould i sent 5 of thoso guys with wepons man i dont play starcraft and im better then this guy

[XxdragicexX3]

@awesometjdude Well if you werent a retarded fuckface you would know that only 1 scv can work on a building. Dont say shit before you know how it works

[sucrilhus]

This player is terrible.... He built a command center miles away from minerals. And it's midgame (Look at the minimap and the number of zerglings attacking) , he got like... 8 workers, no barracks.

Trust me, you did NOT loose the game because the workers went on strike.

[hsienrhu1]

who pulls scv from gas to build rax ?

[SamTan92]

If you look at the minimap you wonder how did the zerg appear.

[IvegotsomeapplLululu]

@SamTan92 good eye

[dave1sfx]

starcraft beta ftw

[LeShivar]

And that's why SCV's should learn to obey or  GTFO!

[JGD714]

"Hey! Some idiot commander just made me scout the Zerg base with no weapons. I think I earned a breath here OK?" *Moves mouse near the third SCV "Nu-huh".

[somebodydaniels]

What version of starcraft is this?

[JGD714]

@somebodydaniels Like, it's Starcraft.

[somebodydaniels]

@JGD714 How old is it? The voice of the SCV is different, SCV model is different, and zergling looks different.

[JGD714]

@somebodydaniels Dunno about you but that's how I remember my original Starcraft, back in 1998. (2000 for me, when I got it, but it was released in 1998, and the one I got it was without patches, you know, the original version from 1998.)

[TheImperfectTheory]

The units on screen are pink, but on map they are brown...???

[Slyerious]

@TheImperfectTheory Reading way too much into the details my friend.

[TheImperfectTheory]

@Slyerious There are sooooo many! O.o

[Jings0b]

Anyone notice that the SCV portrait turned gold in the last few seconds.

Did he pissed his pants so badly that it went all the way up to his helmet?

[nachos908283]

rule 1 of space unions....there is no space unions

[mario11168]

@nachos908283 Rule of 1 space grammar... There is no space grammar.

[samaelmagnus]

i love sxe phil, doing the grunt work of finding great stuff on the internet for us

[sexypants86]

Hilarious

[GoldenCrusader93]

good old times

[MadLordInotak]

Where's your precious union now when you're being eaten by giant insects?! WELL?!

[Atomsk648]

All your unions are belong to me

[DrCrow85]

#%$ing Zerg Rush!

[dave1sfx]

StarCraft Beta FTW!

[THEizzyster]

could have at least FINISHED the barracks

[BroderLol23]

Why the f are all of your new videos unplayable for iPod?!?

[MrUn1versal]

so this is why it took so long for Wings of Liberty to come out

[Mystro1989]

and God said to man "you are my greatest creation, now go forth and multiply"

and man said "no, additional supply depots required"

and the Lord said "****" 

[2L84XQSES]

@Mystro1989 and the Lord said FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!!!^^

[Jomster777]

@Mystro1989 LOL

[deathdefiance04]

And not a single fuck was given that day!!

[softwhere07]

lol. that was funny.

[PoisonRainVornado]

ZERG RUSH!

[artmanadvanced]

I can hear the player saying to himself as he clicked on the uncompleted barracks, "It's your own damn fault."

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

classic



[GinkoArtEtc]

LOL This somehow keeps getting funnier the more I watch.

[Killgonic]

@SonicEspio you can find it on college humor.com

[grifonegro]

Best SC sketch EVER!!!!!

[SoCalTactical]

I get it. This base is Vons! And the zerglings are.... wait what lol

[jpheitman]

@SonicEspio I Really Hate It When People Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word. You Should Never Do That. Ever. For The Rest Of Your Life. Because It Is Super Annoying And Unnecessary.

[TEBellant]

@jpheitman Than you must be an uptight tool for letting such little things bother you...Feel sorry for you bro.

[jpheitman]

@TEBellant umad?

[martinel2099]

Dorkly you rock, keep it up!!!

[swoopmyfinger]

Fastest possible map. -10 respect from dorkly

[oggelogga]

ZERG RUSH! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK!!!

[8281993]

In the tiny map we can see its aimed at the brown base , this is clearly a purple base !

[Dvorak879]

@8281993 The minimap is obviously colorblind.

[KittehFox]

ZERG RUSH

[AtomicBlizzard12]

@SonicEspio click on originals.

[llcoolljam]

LMAO!!

[AtomicBlizzard12]

@SonicEspio go check his website -.- does nobody know that he actually has a website. Kinda hard to miss when he has it in every description.

[lanigirognithemos]

I totally need to show this at work. I just hope it won't backfire.

[Luftah]

LOOOL

[enuvune]

damn koreans.

[MrMistrorigo]

I would  like to have a time machine and 9 condoms now...

[Lestrigones]

ZERG RUSHHH

[2014Alm]

I can't watch on my iPod, so I'm unsubscribing. Sorry, it's the only way I get on YouTube.

[ProSiNNeR]

@2014Alm Unsubscribe from your iPod and get a device with adobe flash so you can watch the videos.

Peace.

[eucalypton]

@ProSiNNeR Can't you click on "Try something new" on the bottom of Youtube and then go and switch to HTML5?

[CxC2007]

@2014Alm Who cares?

[Calmos333]

@2014Alm That's a silly excuse.

[deathman1021]

This is why im glad workers in RTS games dont have unions, and also that i play as a Zerg, they cant strike if they have no free will

[GamesR4FITE]

@deathman1021 And if they ever do...just smear some sauteed marine on the base you want attacked, they'll gladly go to town.

[deathman1021]

@GamesR4FITE they wont need to be cooked, zerg like their meat raw

[heythatisjourney]

Dorkly is the only uploader that has a 100% crit chance on the laughing bone!

[magggie1]

The curser has won!

[devil2bDK]

WISH I HAD A PORTAL GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XellDincht]

lol love the ending xD

[ShadowStrider09]

Look at the map they're on the left-down side and how did the zerglings showed up from the left part>

[joshylectro]

@ShadowStrider09 Who gives a shit?

[PumpkinRain]

@SonicEspio shits still on the internet if you wanna watch it again, on college humor. "Wish I had a portal gun" in google =)

[torhamx]

+1

[tryllealf]

this is why i dont play terran

[Yasthil]

iPhone playback????

[cloudsymph]

@SonicEspio but you could just watch them at their site =O

[Arppis]

Haha, I would love to see this in Starcraft when you click too much. XD

[shadawentz91]

i love dorkly! ;D

[Sacred5acrifice]

And they said:

All Your Base Are Belong To Us!

[HuskyZealot]

@Sacred5acrifice Who did: the 'Lings or the SCVs?

[triplexxxsatyr]

LOL! I was in stitches faster than you can say, "Dorkly."

[yxd23]

Let these play on iPad!

[Forestbender1114]

Fuckin' unions, man.

[HeardTheSound]

LOL so true

[xx1zp]

go to w w w.dorkly.c o m

[TEMPproductions]

Horray for Fastest Possible Map!

[mshartz5]

*Click Click*

Nuh uh.

[nevermoretree]

They put these on dorkly.com like 6 months ago....

[KelvinLowelllCampe]

844 likes and only 306 views? Youtube fails anymore

[ThaaMCchannel]

ROFL! XD

[markrik1]

MORE STARCRAFT!

 :D:D:D

[orangeapples]

I never played Starcraft, but when I RTS I always have a team of workers on a single project. Sure it might cost more in materials and such, but at least my workers don't go on strike.

[gamegod9000]

@Dvorak879

...?

Uh...

You really need to understand sarcasm, and how people play along with the joke.

[Dvorak879]

@gamegod9000 What are you talking about?

[gamegod9000]

@Dvorak879

... Well you pointed out to orangeapples that the video is a joke, and it should be common sense that he knows this when his reply is "but at least my workers don't go on strike". :D

[Dvorak879]

@gamegod9000 No I didn't...

[LeonKevlar]

@orangeapples Well you can only use one worker per building on StarCraft.

[FirestoneX]

I never played StarCraft, but it looks similar to C & C... I loved CC... Maybe I should check it out.

[hxcnoah]

@FirestoneX its at least 10x better than C & C, no joke

especially starcraft 2, sooo goood

[Dvorak879]

@hxcnoah I played C&C alot, SC takes soo much more skill and it's alot of fun.

[gamegod9000]

@Dvorak879

0_0

...Did I reply to the wrong person?

...Hell, I can't even find the original comment. ;~;

sry

[Zeesarh]

"Hey, some idiot commander just made me scout the zerg base with no weapons" LOL xD

[MysticRaveness991]

That...just made my day...oh man.

SCVs need to learn their place.

[richanater99]

ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THER SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ON THERE SITE ... seriously, it's on there site.

[jafuuuuu]

.... all the videos are dorkly bits uploading today has been on the webpage for weeks!

[dragonmerc0]

ZERG RUSH!!!!!!

[strongpimphand]

...Yall do know these vids been on his site for like...1-2 months now...

[citizenstitch]

i tend to add most of these videos to my favorites. <3 video games.

[4phangz]

lmfao

[LordMigit]

so...much...DORKLY!

[LemonTheMighty]

You know that one noise it always makes it sounds like someone masterbating

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

they should hire mexicans

[killerj641]

Make one on Mappy.

[Zubzero120]

Bout time you uploaded these. You've been hording them on dorkly.com for like.... a melenia.

[VideoGamer869]

This is how my Warcraft 3 peons feel probably.

[celastik]

a cool game:

zuny.minitroopers.es

[jmwintenn]

guys,just go to dorkly........these came out months ago

[orkkilla5589]

This is why in supreme commander, all units are just AIs or something...

[kbraszzz]

dorkly .com

[thunderboundstudios]

WHY HASN'T THERE BEEN AN EARTHBOUND ONE?!

[RapturianCitizen]

they were on his site for a shit load of time

[agostinho1234]

favorite even not watching. SC= LIKE

[paleknight1]

If they had a Commisoner like the imperial guard they would think twice before striking!

[AdamTheBall]

"The publishers of this video do not allow IPod playback"

You guys pull this shit again and I'm unsubscribing.

[shadowario]

@AdamTheBall Get a computer.

[MRdaBakkle]

OMG so many Dorkly videos so good!

[Zivon8]

This really happens

[DLeeGriff]

Awesome SC stuff man

[vman339]

These are all old videos. Stop being impressed guys, they're just reuploading shit they removed (and shouldn't have) a while ago.

[Thebombjizz]

I wonder if koreans find this funny

[Ostnizdasht206]

@Thebombjizz We do :)

[AxxelV]

you guys can google dorkly bits and see all the new videos

[xwristslitterx]

Holy uploads Batman!

[AllStarKingD]

their on dorkly.com thats were

[Transformice9]

@AllStarKingD Who are you talking to?

Can you still play the first star craft online? and does it cost anything?