Skyrim: My Wife Might Be Cheating On Me...

[GTAVsCallofduty88]

i dont have to worry about this i faendal lying dead in riverwood

[jonzadamonza]

I love how the first woman you meet and therefore the simplest one to marry is also a slut :) I married Mjol. She also has a "hanger-on" who doesn't take a hint so I took him on a hunting trip...

[LifeForMarines]

haha



[colaking75825]

@x2robbie2x

happened to me 2 dude i killed him XD

[rap2back]

You WHORE! xD

[Xander5051]

have you finished the game



[allater3]

Stab your wife, no bounty.

Steal tomato, death penalty.

[PhillipeJohnson]

my wife was in like the middle of nowhere next to like six kajiht

[lawtonokieguy]

@PhillipeJohnson must be into bestiality 

[Afurrywolfguy]

@PhillipeJohnson uhhh... isnt it Khajiit? and i saw my wife in a gaints camp and i tried to rescue her. never saw her again and got my ass wooped. But is it weird im a khajiit and im married to a nord?

[apfootball75]

i went into my house before and there was 3 other females with my wife

[multylolz]

lol i came home to the same thing only with camilla

[haynes571]

huh poor faendal he can be your companion

[Stordrage]

What is Faendal doing in whiterun? O.O

[PwnxilePk2011]

@Stordrage IDK! When i turn into a Werewolf to kill people i don't like he always shows up poking me with this little elf dildo.

[DesiireaF]

@TheCrazyirishboy same haha

[v4552]

I'd kill Faendal too ealier even, I just don't like him

[Pos1edon21]

@FrostDragonLord

WHAT YOUR A MURDER

[Sk8erDude3325]

@japsen3 Kill them both. Say it was someone else. And get married to some else

[andygoldhero]

Why'd you kill the elf?

[Kidbarry96]

@FrostDragonLord

WTF!! Are you just messing with us.

[Kidbarry96]

I would cheat on you too especially if your on an "adventure" with another women.

[TheSmaych]

@frostdragonlord

Wait.. You... WHAT?

[frostdragonlord]

The other day the same thing happened to me my wife was with some guy so I killed both of them, then I went upstairs and got on skyrim

[darksider320]

@frostdragonlord 1000 bounty added to real lifexD

[TheCrazyirishboy]

i kilkled fendal the mission you needed wolf elf blood

[TheMipeidan]

It's more of a glitch with the guard. If you enter your home when there's the someone near the door, they may enter as well.

[japsen3]

He's still in my house.......what should i do?

[Joell2020]

Hmm... Kinda lucky that the first time i played skyrim, Faendal was my first kill :3

[Dount1ord5]

Same shit happend to me, I back stabbed Faendal outside riverwood, then I saw Lydia and Camilla go out the bedroom, So I killed camilla, and left Lydia for my sidekick. xD

[VergilDsparta]

dragonborn! slayers of those bitch ass niggas who sleeps with their wife!

[MagmaCreatureMan]

I found Faendal and in my house and kicked his ASS.

[raddog13]

yea i married her too, can i get a divorce in skyrim? & marry a differnt woman?

[599jayboy]

@raddog13 kill her

[BrEnNo1023]

that's why you marry someone who can defend herself.

Aela with a good set of weapons pretty much does all the fighting for me when we go dungeon crawling---when she's not blundering into painfully obvious nordic traps and getting knocked on her ass...over and over again -.-

so yeah...about that backup i needed fighting krosis and that elder dragon. oh you were stuck on a rock? fantastic.

[Kingdedede77]

Fanny!

[mazeman90]

Okay, I can explain this... Mabye someone broke into your house while you were gone and your wife was telling the guard what happened. Also, she was friends with that elf before you marry her.

[oi8foru2]

@mazeman90 actually that elf was the guy she was going to go out with first lol

[wesleyccox]

Haha thats funny thumbs up from me

[MidgyW4ffl3s]

my wifes cheating on me i asked what do u have fo sale and she was selling he wedding ring

[l3orn2Film]

Dawg, your wife's a hoe

[peerse1]

if you see the guy you kills then his name is faendal. faen is norwegian for fuck. and dal is norwegian for valley. so in english his name is fuckvalley

[jrvictor1000]

Jahah

[Lasttimelord16]

Well it's your fault, you travel around for days on end with some other chick what else do you expect

[JessGal43]

Lolz as soon as i saw the title i got interested!

[Immabelaxin]

isnt faendal from riverwood...

[GunznSwords101]

@Immabelaxin exactly..........

[LorgarTheDarkApostle]

Faendal still seems to come to your house after you marry camila i took him into the streets and stabbed him in the back then got away with murder because i was the thane...

[sgtarmy10]

An elf comes to my house I married camila and I just stabed the elf in the back :)

[anamozo]

I always find faendal in my house with my wife Now i know whats happening >:(

[TheJargondragon]

when people talk to you and you go into a building they will follow you in

[TheAlaskanboy]

The only reason he was in your house because he is part of a quest.

[MrElephants100]

Halo: "I just killed an elite!"

MW3: "I just got a triple collateral!"

Skyrim: "I just killed a freaking dragon"

First person shooters are nothing compared to Skyrim :)

[GenXchaos]

@MrElephants100 why isnt this top comment within that 1 hour of posting?!

EVERYONE LIKE THIS FACT

[MrElephants100]

@GenXchaos Thanks its SO true :)

[o0stray570o]

Yup I'm the dragonborn that's what I do

[MODTARDZ]

k?



[MultiYAY123]

Comedy increased to 42...

[Blurtex33]

Maybe because you are playing SKYRIM on a PC

[salemsblood]

one time i caught my wife with the merchant from war maidens. he stared me down as he walked past me and exited the house. guess who's wife didn't survive the last bandit raid.

[TAOTH18]

i have the same wife and same house as you weird

[assassinscreednate]

Says the guy leaveing for months with lydia

[lawtonokieguy]

@assassinscreednate bow chica wow wow....

[killer00usyx]

i have the same problem i just havent killed him

[TheAngrySoviet1]

@killer00usyx yet

[wantedwanted21]

Hello i am the top comment,how may i ignore you today ?.

[MrSolidsnake2039]

@wantedwanted21 seems legit

[Zombiezpud]

music at the ened was come and play i think

[TheScaryMax]

I killed him too :D

[TheNatdude]

Moral of the story: don't marry a chick who already has 2 stalkers

[TheHellsnick]

in their tongue she's HOEVAHKIIN cheatingborn

[FireFleurelle]

@TheHellsnick nyaha HAHAH, I actually smirked at first but then I laughed, nice comment.

[Nellek9]

You're Dumb..

[memoriesofthegrove1]

WOW Camilla is my wife too and that assholr Faendal was my follower! We went into a cave together to clear it out and that fucker peaces. days later after doing some exploring and what not I come back home and Faendak is leaving my house! He then just says hi or some shit acting like nothing happened between us like he never left me alone in that cave to die! and pretending he didtn fuck my wife! When we ALL know that he's madly in love with her!

....fucking scum.

[kaharto]

Same happened to me! :D

Faendal was in my house at Whiterun and i saw him with Camilla!After that i transformed to werewolf and beat the s**t out of Faendal :DDD

[letso1000]

ive already killed faendal he attacked me after i married camilla and i should sell to alvor and then bam a arrow in the chest but he got a little insidence with his head tihi

[31jeffburton]

I would laugh if she got up and said that was her father just visiting you

[Waffleman247z]

I love how the Guard walks out. He's like: Um....I gotta go.

[TheSaint5100]

i was laughing my ass off this whole video

[capperz412]

Faendal nooooo!

[xxalek15]

yeah thats how the dragon born do

[imab3ner]

It's amazing how skyrim can be so realistic

[Kohrnbread]

"Yup I'm the Dragonborn...that's what I do." Fucking great.

[deadman100000002345]

:( the same thing happened with me except faendel is my follower the guard never came tho :( i did not kill him because I need him as a follower

[hilarious7898504]

@dividedjester thats what I did with Faendal.....I just left him in my house to admire haha

[DoctorShrooms12]

well you do know about what they say about elves with big ears...

[Boomshicleafaunda]

Wife: Are you being followed?

Robbie: ...no?

Wife: Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

[77Buttlerfowl]

THE FUCKING SAME WITH THAT FUCKING AERIN WHEN I MARRIED TO MJOLL x_x

[TheGamebusterMarc]

@77Buttlerfowl Lol. I had that too. So I killed him, now Mjoll attacks me on sight. So I can't go home for a while. Guess it's the Skyrim equivalent of having to sleep on the couch or something.

[Dewani90]

people entering my house and trying to steal my stuff... that never happens due to my hubby... i married a golden and dangerous mindless automaton, i just put a dwarven centurion in the marriable faction, ha, other girls tough a machine could not make me happy, well, they are wrong, and i love seeing the charred remains of trespassers everytime i get home, and the best part? it is not jealous and will always receive me with minced pie and a warm steamy hug

[Zx180100]

I use to be a husband like you but then , I took a arrow to the knee , and my wife left me for that

[xxSocialDiseasexx]

... isn't Faendal from Riverwood or whatever the first town is called? Why is he in Whiterun??? lol

[Raidena5]

hey, that archer teatched me how to be archer.......... you killed him... wait for revenge from above

[dogonkiller95]

i fucking found him and threw him off a mountain and made it look like a dreadful fall

[TheCDNkindaguy]

so far what i found out about skyrim is that its all about who you marry.... sounds gay to me.

[MrItalianmustard]

@TheCDNkindaguy Where did you get your information from exactly? Who you marry is one the least important things.

[0Letten0]

@TheCDNkindaguy marriage...is gay?

[Bluesola]

i married an argonian lady at the windhelm dock

[WeAreTheCreamers]

The Same thing happens to me!

[CigmaDub]

Yep, I'm the dragon born. Thats what I do...

[cizko1975]

i married jordis the sworn-maiden and when i came back like 3 times always seeing some1 coming out of my house. i thought WTF , maybe cause i had a girl companion ,.funny though .

[ca110fduty1]

you should have made him take an arrow to the knee

[aliteiare]

if someone is talking you while entering the house then he appears inside your house too.

its like a bug

[QwintN]

Can you marry a Khajiit?

[Garthorium]

@QwintN If you go on any elderscrolls wikias, there will be a list of NPC's you can marry, i think there is one khajiit you can marry.

[LiveToComment]

That last line just makes the video

"im the dragonborn, thats what i do."

[TheLilomar]

I married Ysolda. She never does anything like that to me. Unless... *gasp* those damn Khajiit!

[hoody1skull]

Same thing here apart from mine was A guy with a Mohawk :Z

[jiffy935]

the same thing happened to me except there was a child instead

[Daelyah]

@jiffy935 I'm sorry to break it to you, but I think you married a pedo.

[FamasNinja57]

I killed the elf and now I drop my weapons and extra armor in his house

[Nickm01]

The only women for me is Lydia, plus I drag her on every mission I go on to make sure she isn't up to any debauchery.

[hilarious7898504]

hahaha i killed Faendal and got a letter from the courier....i hid him in my alchemy lab to admireXD

[dividedjester]

@hilarious7898504 can u hide bodies in ur house and have them stay like items do?

[mayde43]

I wouldn't mind my wife cheating on me with Lydia, (My character is female too.. the lesbian trifecta. Hot.) but I married Camilla too and Faendal is always in my bedroom when i get home. It freaks me out.

[therealmrmx10]

Same thing happend to me I killed the bitch the guy and the guards

[dusty8809]

You know your a loser when even your fake computer wife is cheating on you...

[leslie1xgo]

hahahaahha

[SanafaBeach20]

i like the part were it says ''3 minutes later...'' and that it was litteraly 3 minutes...

[Sethcooler1]

Anyone else notice he solved his predicament in 3 minutes...

[TriggerHappy58]

He kept going into my house but I yelled at him and he left but he kept coming back and told me to leave my own house so I stabbed him in the street and drug his body under the bridge at the town gate.

[Blackout5871]

Explanation honey? Fuck that. I'm the dragonborn.

[Irukauma]

O: What!? My wife is never at home! >:o The hell. And we married the same woman.

[GTFOVevo]

@Irukauma Tell her you'd like to move houses, she'll ask where, you say Breezehome, she starts walking.

[Irukauma]

@GTFOVevo Do you know where she might be? Right after the wedding, she just went off and disappeared. Haven't seen a single trace of her since. I'd say its been about 47 in game days since we got married. You think she might be at a bar? O_o

[GTFOVevo]

@Irukauma Bud, it's a glitch. No way to fix it now except to reload a save before the marriage -- sorry >.>. It happened to me too, I only found out... AFTER I completed the main questline and owned the Dark Brotherhood. LOL.

[Irukauma]

@GTFOVevo I deleted that save, but wouldn't care to go back anyways. I only got married because I figured I would find another place to get some money... I was dirt poor after getting my house so I got married after hearing that they give you money every now and then. Well, anyways. This sucks. :D

[shukla714]

Your a dragonfag

[emsakrso]

@shukla714 wtf X D

[Coolpeopleunited4]

"Yep I'm a dragonborn, just what I do."

[DeathbySCREAMO]

What the hell's a "draygun"?

[94FADE]

maybe she thought u were cheating on her with lydia. with all those late night quests. shes just getting back at you

[DemonicResonance]

0:02 'My loyal wife,' e.e

[YeshuCan]

kill your wife.

[DemonicResonance]

@YeshuCan Agreed.

[TheKayra5]

oooo man whach out for your wife !

[Xxeroz1009]

That happend to me too.

[JoshuahAaron]

Lol

[vlogdemon]

Damn eh XD

[FunniestKidYouKnow]

But.. But faend is my follower

[happyguyx1]

its his own guys

[happyguyx1]

i just go in there after battle for some soup ect

[happyguyx1]

im the leader of the companions and also leader of the theives guild

[OGstains]

@happyguyx1 So are most people who have played skyrim, being the leader of 2 guilds isn't exactly an achievement

[happyguyx1]

im not gonna go in there----i,l send the companions

[happyguyx1]

cooked



[happyguyx1]

couple a frags ect

[Nextbks]

LOL I married Mjoll(me-yole) the lioness and sometimes i find her 'friend' aerin in MY HOUSE. my thoughts- GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE

[102carrie]

When i came in my home at whiterun.... i see faendal in my home... WHORE

[x2robbie2x]

@MCTNTProductionsUK

I have no clue what the second part of that statement was, but I can assure you Faendal is not my follower and I never did a job for him.

[happyguyx1]

i,l be gettin that ---but im planting mw landmines

[zach494]

@x2robbie2x i found that hilarious please make more actually. peace

[Trance77fan4ever]

@x2robbie2x I heard NPCs can steal you stuff. Heard something where one guy got his staff of magnus stolen by a guard who was using it. Obviously he didn't get that in his barrack. Also said he saw some npcs i nhis house for no reason just wandering around one time.

You should get lydia to guard your house.

[LupeI09]

@x2robbie2x dude don't bother he's a douche..

[xxoangel1992]

@x2robbie2x theres a misc quest to help fendal win over the chick u married lol

[KsTracer]

@MCTNTProductionsUK Okay, so i'm assuming by the UK attached to the end of your name your British? So if I run on that, and i'm still just basing this on assumptions, you come from the very land that English was made, apparantely run a production (judging by your name of course) and you still can't form a sentence properly? I hate people like this, they try to rage but can never get their point across...

[Doomkitten89]

@MCTNTProductionsUK What.

[jk2l]

@MCTNTProductionsUK look at the left of the screen and u can see his real follower

[wafflesnfrenchtoast]

@MCTNTProductionsUK Did you have restricted air flow in the birthing canal?

[HowardAndPoohBear]

@MCTNTProductionsUK u need to calm down faendal ran away with my camila and i have never seen them again

[fatfolk225]

hey man my wife is messin around with kids every time i go to my house there are kids in my house

[triciaf61]

@fatfolk225 KILL EM

[KEchelon1]

omg Camilla Valerius is glitched. dont marry the bitch!!!!!!! simple

[KEchelon1]

idiot. if someone is talking to you when you enter a building they will follow you into the building anf then leave. herp derp

[Wombiscuity]

@KEchelon1 I hope you know this video was a joke, idiot.