Jesus versus Satan Commercial

[Andrew077]

"Now I will take all your hard earned money and return to Hell a much richer prince of darkness hahahaha!!!"

[citizen773]

HAIL SATAN!!!

[PenguinMan360]

everyone shut the fuck up how cpme every time i go on a south park video there is some argument about religion or politics

[citizen773]

Satan would kick Jesus ass

[NeoNxMizz]

that fight would be so epic that weed die at the tcket booth

[VongolaAQW223]

6 people didnt watch the fight :(

[luvbootys]

The Makers Of SOUTH PARK Really HATE The Church Of Jesus Christ Wow Woner Why

[gaybathroomsex]

dipping a ballsack in diarrhea will grant you good luck when Larry Craig licks it during a blumpkin in an airport bathroom.

[flamesdemon19]

This is AWFULL and RETARDED and SHIT and a blasphemy!You will all DIE!

[sobotkav]

@flamesdemon19 Yes, we will all die. You will die too and eventualy, every human being will die. Possibly even human kind will die. However, at least we can watch South Park while waiting ;-)

[flamesdemon19]

@sobotkav Whatever.A sin is a sin and probably the person who has ideas like this doesn't even care about his/her soul.>_>

[addzack11]

@flamesdemon19 Oh shut the fuck up and stop getting sand in your vagina, "Religion is bullshit" - George Carlin

[sdrawkcabgnipytmi]

@flamesdemon19 ^

Religion is just a bunch of fairy tales. There's no good evidence that anything supernatural even exists.

[JuliusIsMe]

@sdrawkcabgnipytmi You won't ever turn me atheist for sure.

[sdrawkcabgnipytmi]

@JuliusIsMe

Not that I'm trying to.

[louiselovesmagic]

Ohhh, you got me... (falls to the floor)

[armst012]

Lets go to the letterer card..

[formuna101]

SEE YOU ALL IN 2012 ! XDDDD

[Hitchhikeroftheyear]

Jesus would definetly win

[OZoneGrl]

If this was Satan vs. the overly-evangelical white pansy high-on-hallucinogen Jesus that shows up in movies, hate to say it, but Satan wins. =/

But if it was the REAL Jesus - the hypocrite-hating, stressed-out, down-to-earth-knows-what-he's-­actually-TALKING-about hero from the Bible, then Jesus wins. :3

[AtheistUpNorth]

LOL two fictional characters fighting.

[RevchenkoTheWolf]

Even though neither are real, i'd put my money on Lucifer.

[thedadam1]

I've got 500 down on Jeezus

[17589]

Lucifer for the fucking win.

[LycoValleyRRFan]

That was smart how they made Satan the only one that put a bet on Jesus. Then lose the fight. Epic Win.

[DanishnSonic]

@LycoValleyRRFan i prefer the holy spirit

[DrPoon]

@LycoValleyRRFan

That would be the ultimate evil XD

[memyselfundeye]

I think Jesus wins in the end, but Satan is scrappy as Hell.....

[michgoblue24]

But I wanted a Ferrari!

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

Satan wipes the floor with jesus in Round 1.

[clubpenguinmovieable]

GO JESUS LOL!!!!!

[nephilim310]

go satan!!!!

[Synjaha]

0:03 Super Saiyan Jesus

[organicturd]

RICTUS DOMINUS CHEESY POOFS...

[ApacheGate2]

OMG!

[Kittyslasher69]

hilarious!

[carnage178]

pay per view xDDDDD

[edwinrivas18]

how is Kyle still Jewish after he has sees Jesus and Satan lol

[sincristo]

The Southpark boys do love their metaphors! Humanity has been paying dearly to watch this fight for the last 2000 years... never realizing it's all a poorly drawn fuckin' cartoon. Matt and Trey love their irony too...

[joseawesomeful]

WTF

[urtv1]

In the episode jesus wins

[WindSorceress32]

@urtv1 Yeah, but Satan ended up with all of their money. XD

[urtv1]

@WindSorceress32 yeah it sorta remids you of something that would actually happen in the bible.

[Elijah101112cool]

fuck you satan someday Im going to rule hell and your out the thrown!!

When i rule hell me and jesus are going to be friends not like you!!

Cant wait to die to kill you in hell!!!

[Lars1993]

stop being so unfunny

[TheTremor209]

the audio of MK3 was from jesus vs satan

[webkinzrockful]

.... I go for Jesus fuck satan hes a weirdo

[babecat2000]

What's sad is people would accally put that on cable and charge people.

[sociopathix]

wouldnt you charge people too? I mean think of the market value! lol

[asherleez]

jesus wins please

[7hippocrates]

@asherleez NOT!!

[asherleez]

@7hippocrates he does not exist anyways

[Mathaius833]

@asherleez satan is second only to God.

[saamjames]

imao

[tonky400]

@natlantis56 it's called damian ep 8 season 1

[Baal1985]

I would definitely see that fight :P

[wiiluigi1998]

@Baal1985

then watch the seventh episode of south park! its called damien.

[wiiluigi1998]

@Baal1985

i mean episode 10 damien

[Baal1985]

@wiiluigi1998 I more meant a real match ;)

[steelgod]

lmao

[ISAf00]

agreed

[xXJasRocketteXx]

Hahahaha. so would I

[JAMIE6SUPERSTAR]

I WOULD ORDER THAT IF I WAS'NT BROKE