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  • engineerign and science students i understand but arts no no no stress in any shape or form

  • I'm a freshman college student and in general I spend almost all the time not spent sleeping (4 hours typically, by the way) studying and doing homework, even when I don't have finals or midterms. I don't have time to relieve stress and I wish wholeheartedly that my school would buy itself a heart and bring in therapy dogs. I think its very callous and unsympathetic of these two to say these things and find myself wondering what subjects they were studying in college.

  • these guys suck major ass.

  • 4:28 you need an 11 kill streak chenk

  • FIU has got to get in on this. Midnight lazor tag hell yeah.

  • @TheFallchild336 and u proved my point. ur not paying for shit. ur loans are.

  • The difference is that you pay to go to college, a job gets you money. On top of that it is expensive as shit and when the fate of the rest of your life weighs in the balance it's something that you will most likely never experience again in your life.

  • I'm sorry, but these two people make complete asses of themselves every time they open their mouths on this show for several reasons. You cannot use the "back when I went to school" argument because institutions change dramatically over time. A study published in "The British Journal of Psychiatry" suggested that one of the most important factors in preventing students from committing suicide during school and finals is to provide adequate means of alleviating academic stress and worries.

  • I'm totally with Jayar. My school had this kind of stuff (no dogs, but massages, chicken tenders, tater tots, ice cream, games, etc.) not because they were babying us and felt so sad that we were stressed, but because it gave us a break from studying. I also think the fact that it made us think that finals week wasn't 100% awful had something to do with it...

  • our uni offers free pizza and other things at times, while other events cost money. i assume it's evidence-based, and shown to improve grades, retention of material, etc. it makes sense psychologically. politically you guys are great, but i have to say, intellectually you facepalm often. ;)

  • My university did this (the dog part). It works. When you pet a dog, you're blood pressure goes down. Good for the health of your students, and the dogs like the attention.

  • I agree with Jayar as usual!!! It's not that big of a deal that they're more understanding about stress than they were when we were in college.

  • that baby voice Ana did was kind of a turn on. I think I've discovered a new pervy wanker fetish!

  • I thought it was well understood that interaction with animals relieves stress. I always felt better after stroking my cat. They don't judge you like people do and they are always happy to see you.

  • I love Anna's Reaction in the start!

  • LOL at Cenk sending in Attack Dogs :D "You want stress I'll give you stress!" :)

    :P

  • Lol Ana sounds like my Grandma.

  • Lo and behold I agree with jayar. But. I also think what Cenk thinks that the money is wasted that money can go to fixing the dorms or whatever.

  • once in a while i get massages at my real life job. i'd prefer more money.

  • I go to a private college, and they bring in therapy dogs every semester for finals. I preferred to de-stress by getting my actual work done, but I've always thought it was a really sweet gesture.

  • I'm with Jayar. This really isn't a huge deal. They do the whole therapy dog thing at my school. It's not babying students at all...at least I don't think so. Who the hell suddenly has all their problems solved because they got to pet a dog? Babying students would be having someone to do their homework for them or giving them A's for doing nothing.

    Therapy dogs or not, you're still going to have to take the test.

    Although, I would rather my school spend money on fixing dorms and classrooms.

  • I dunno, if I've been stressed and I come home, sit on my couch and my cat sits on my lap and starts purring and kneading it definitely makes me feel a lot better.

  • I want a therapy cat.

  • My college have therapy squirrels.

  • jayar is right

  • I have said it before i will say it again Colleges and University these days are nothing more than expensive day care centers for Young men and women these days.

  • cenk, stop sayin supplies instead of surprise. you are making fun of asians and that is racism. you are the young jerk.

  • @Pelonetillo Aaawww.... maybe you need a therapy dog, too!

  • you sayin this because im black? you think im michael vick wanting to kill dogs for fun? fuck you kkk mutherfucker.

  • @Pelonetillo Yes. I think you're Michael Vick. I think you want to kill dogs. And whatever else you say...... sure!

  • Eliminating Sallie Mae's loan scam and lowering tuition to a reasonable rate would be relaxing, especially when the economy is self-destructing and degrees are a huge gamble today compared to yore.

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  • I honestly don't understand how people can become stressed from school work, is it only me that doesn't stress EVER?

  • Some people cannot cope with all that stress, we refer to them as losers.

  • If destressing the kids works, to improve grades or stop suicides, i don't care if its "pussy" or "not what we did when i was your age" - if it works it works!

    Traditionalism be damned.

    What we should be focused on is that this is a waste of money, that could better be spent on expanding access to education - unless it really really stops dropout or suicide rates which i doubt because it doesn't SOUND like something that'd work (i need to see evidence man).

  • @unassumption

    Why not invest in suicide prevention? Wellness centers and massages may be nice for students who are stressed but they are not going to be effective in helping suicidal or mentally ill students. I think the problem with universities is that they are run like businesses because many of the presidents now are former business executives. I saw it at my alma mater.

  • I agree with Jayar

  • I find that I perform better mentally if I'm not stressed. A lot of students don't have time to unwind outside of school and their performance in class suffers.

    Cenk and Ana make it sound like school (and life) is SUPPOSED to be stressful, like that's how things are and how they always will be. I strongly disagree.

    I would like to see test scores of students after this program was started... to see if relaxing the students actually improves their grades. I believe it will.

  • @Jeridiculous

    Privitising social security will make real life even more stressful! It'll make it more gritty and natural, lets do it!

    Never give people universal health insurance if they don't have that sicnkess won't be able to stress them!

    Take away unemployment at christmas that's so hardcore and badass! Lets hoard the wealth in the top 1% to make the bottom 95 stress out and suffer! woo, so real and gritty!

    Seriously...how does this "u guys r pussies" policy mesh with Cenk's other views?

  • WTF Cenk - sounds awesome. Sounds perfect

  • DON'T HATE ON MY THERAPY DOG! lol

  • "you know where else there is stress? the real world." know where else people participate in activities to de-stress? the real world.

  • this just in, massive midterm and final failures recorded in universities across america. students reported to "play lasertag" instead of studying

  • The sniggering and laughing at these nancy boy students who can't cope with stress just really ticked me off, i'm australian my uni may not be harvard or colombia but it can still be stressful at times, i deserve to not to be treated like a number who just shoots out assignments and exams like a machine, people may not agree with me, but i couldn't really give a shit.

  • The sniggering and laughing at these nancy boy students who can't cope with stress just really ticked me off, i'm australian my uni may not be harvard or colombia but it can still be stressful at times, i deserve to not to be treated like a number who just shoots assignments and exams like a machine, people may not agree with me, but i couldn't really give a shit.

  • Sorry guys i love TYT and it's ballsy attitude but i got say Cenk and Ana here, pricks of amazing indifference. I understand that this place may go overboard, and yes uni help you to prepare for the outside world and to deal with stress. but to say students who complain about being stressed are weak babies who need to be coddled is very insensitive, uni can be a stressful place, i testify to that, obviously it wasn't for cenk and ana, bullo for them, but its different for everyone.

  • I don't think its necessarily a bad idea if the schools can afford it. It might prevent some crazy stressed out person from taking it out in a violent way, one never knows. I wouldn't personally be destressed by pizza fairies though... That sounds fucking creepy.

  • Im currently a student and just finished up my finals week and nothing would stress me out MORE than spending my valuable study nights participating in non-study activities.

  • Stress? BFD, even for the real students who study serious subjects like engineering, this is too much. I spent six years in the Navy, now that's stressful. Try disarming a bomb, you weak pathetic students!

  • Bill Hick: there i go taking life serious

  • i got an idea, how bout not giving people so much work

  • Haha, Jayar comes to the defense of the dogs! I'm with Jayar, animals are so good when you're stressed - especially other people's pets you don't have to take care of. Why on Earth should you not release stress or not have fun???

  • @TheGiantRobot Why on Earth should the educational institution pay for it? Can't people make their own choices anymore? Do you really want everything paid for by the Government? Because I'm not sure you realize where that's going to end...I'll give you an hint: debt. Tremendous amounts of debt. If you spend money on BS like that, you won't have for other things (and if you create money out of thin air w/o wealth creation, that's only going to devalue it...).

  • @rubenximenes

    Why do you think the government pays for this?

  • @TheGiantRobot My bad, it's a private institution. Anyway, America's higher education problems are so not going to be solved by this crap...The chinese are laughing at this, while you outsource jobs to their shores...

  • @rubenximenes

    Well, I don't think this hurts our education, but I agree that outsourcing is destroying us.

  • I say yes to all that college is EXPENSIVE and students still end up owing money when their done, so at least give them so perks

  • salsa ftw

  • I'm in school and I agree with Cenk, if school is that stressful for you were meant to be a janitor. The people that cant handle the stress go into the working world and become the president of the Untied States and fuck everything up like bush and obama.

  • which schools are these? I need to transfer!

  • Wait...there was no stupid ad in the beginning of this video? What? Xmas came early!

  • im with jayar on this one

  • quick question what about people on dissability? who can't handle the stress because of a mental dissability?

  • They did this at my school too, not the dogs, but during the night before finals we have snacks, music, massages etc. It has nothing to do with the high cost of tuition. These things are organized by students and are paid for by student activity fees, which run $100 to $300 at most.

  • "How can I take my final without a massage?!" Ha!

    Kinda torn on this one. They sound like nice perks and all, but I'd rather see lower tuition or help with buying all of these blasted textbooks. $250 USED for a basic genetics text. Plus I already have a dog, just let me bring her to campus during finals, no expense to the college and I'll even pick up the poop. Well maybe.

  • My bf works in a field where they sometimes have had things like the massages on site. But he also works in a field where they may work 6-7 day weeks, when busy they were working sometimes 14-21 days in a row. Often the workers have no benefits and when the job is up don't know what they'll do next. So I can see people spoiling them. They also take dogs to work. Look at what industries do well in the US, the ones that treat employees like this school program (tech, entertainment, etc).

  • I'd rather a kitty but this makes more sense than ignoring stress and leaving it unchecked. It's not like the school is giving the kids the answers to the finals, they're encouraging the students to do well by offering relief if they want it. Sounds like something that should be offered in jobs to help people so they can work better and don't suddenly snap.

  • I'm with jayar on this one. 

  • I'm at Kent State and students in the dorms sometimes get dogs. I don't see the point in making fun of people for wanting a stress release, and a University that's helping to give it to them. Personally, I play instruments and generally make my own fun. For the kids who don't, I see no problem with the university providing basic stress relief services. I'm not sure if any research has been done, but the program will most likely lead to less stress related illnesses, and therefore better grades.

  • @TheFallchild336 are u getting loans? yes or no?

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  • If ur feeling alienated and blue by the pressure and expectations college imposes on you, I could imagine spending a few hours with an unconditionally loving animal could go a long way towards making you feel better. I'm sure medical doctors in the future will discover that fostering a positive emotional disposition is a necessary ingredient in any good holistic healing routine.

  • I'm with Jayar on this one...you guys keep mentioning that 'real life' is just as stressful as college, but in real life you have money and can decide what to do with your free time and where to spend it. Most college students are struggling financially, and generally fall into a numbing routine of going to school during the day and hitting the books in the evening and/or working some low level job...often there isn't time for much else, including stress relief.

  • @argonaaut It also depends on the individual because real life might be easy if you're just a single person working some routine job in a store, but not if you have to search for employment in a more competitive job to support a family and pay off your debts. College students generally aren't really forced to attend every class like in high school, as long as they do well on the exams, and some are still living with their parents. And aren't college students known for partying a lot.

  • @argonaaut thats cause college 10 - 1t5 urs ago was way easier

  • i'm with Cenk and Ana. it's things like this is why people are getting soft. stop coddling everybody. let them suffer through studying for exams like everybody else.

  • I'm at Kent State. Students in the dorms got dogs.

  • Jayar just stuck it to Cenk and Ana.

  • Cenk and Ana need to learn to party.

  • Jayar thank you thank you thank you. THE voice of reason.

  • I just got done with finals at UC Berkeley. I'm with Cenk and Ana. Suck it up buddy. You signed up for a tough school, finals are going to be rough.

  • WTF Who thought of this idea?

  • Jayar's right.

  • We did it here at UMD just a few days ago during finals. College students pay a ton and commit suicide at a much higher rate than the rest of the populace. We aren't allowed to have dogs on campus the least we can get is fuckin 2 minutes once a semester.

  • You know sex relieves stress, maybe colleges should hire out prostitutes as well.

  • Cenk and Ana are acting like narrow-minded, unsympathetic conservatives.

  • @sheldonmosbeck

    Fool shut up who the hell brings dogs to school to relive stress. The idea is stupid

  • @yobiwolrd07 clearly you are a cat lover, so you have no say.

  • i'm stressed, i need my butt caressed.

  • Sounds like MWR!

  • Sounds fine. Maybe it's an experiment. Lots of schools do stuff like this, like barbecues & such. JR totally was right. Ana & Cenk are like those two muppets in the balcony.

  • The schools aren't forcing kids to do these stress relievers, they are making them available. If the kids want to take advantage of the dogs/salsa/laser tag then good for them, they are dealing with real stress. Also the schools are covering their ass from the growing number of suicides that are happening from stressed out kids on college campuses.

    Kids at my school often spend 18 hours a day in the library during finals and getting pizza bc you didn't have time to go eat is wonderful.

  • thumbs up for Jayar!

  • 0:26 the desk drops down.

  • just think if they ran out of pizza and had to use hot dogs... the fairies would be arrested for sexual molestation (-:

    (there's my stupid and faintly annoying comment of the day out of the way)

  • I'm with Jayar, I want my bitch for midnight

  • My company has a message therapist..

  • I'd settle for a kitten in my dorm suite for the week.

  • My God I wish I could get a damn massage right now while I'm studying for this biology exam. ><

  • @literaturechick12 thats the part when girlfriend or boyfriend maybe friends or pff family can give you that massage by just asking u dont have to pay for it i mean they will not give you a pro massage but theyll take the stress out.... and you can also try smoking weed once in a while it will take the stress out of you 100% guaranteed :) aight peace :)

  • @literaturechick12 i wish i had a damn massage full stop (-;

  • I wanna play lazertag.....

  • I demand an apology for Jayar! He is right!

  • Go Jayar! :3

  • Man, the tuition is insane. At the very least I should get a happy ending. Would prefer a tuition cut though.

  • I agree with Cenk & Ana. What are you going to do when you're out of college, working at a stressful job? There isn't going to be midnight massages or therapy dogs. You're not going to know how to deal with the stress by yourself and you're going to break down. You deal with stress by yourself, not with massages. You are not 5 years old -.-'

  • @Tarynyrata If your job is anywhere near as stressful as college, then you either went to a shit college or have a shit job.

  • Jayar > Cenk

  • I'm with Jayar. 

  • The comments system on Youtube is seriously broken. What is going on with the "Highest Rated Comments"? It makes absolutely no sense. Is it that difficult to organize them like on other sites? What's the point of a "Highest Rated Comment" if it disappears in a few hours? Also, if you keep refreshing the page, you can thumb up/down indefinitely. Epic design fail.

  • @hitherandyon

    I have a theory about the department that creates and recreates and recreates the comment section for Youtube. Every several months they throw a giant drug party, get completely wasted, then come in and implement the new comment design the next day.

  • @TheGiantRobot That sounds about right. I'm going to give you five thumbs up for that.

  • @hitherandyon

    Haha, thanks. Keep it up and these guys will have to schedule another drug party.

  • A lot of this stuff is covered by the student government, and they use the money left over from their budget for the semester to buy stuff for finals. At my college if we had money left over after the year was over we would loose the money which led to some crazy year end expenditures.

  • i can be ana's therapy dog

  • That was a strange pause at the end Ana....

    "Aww we're so stressed and expected him to pull out..........(a therapy dog)"

  • less tuition = less stress ... true story

  • Jayar understands stress better....Therepy dogs also work wonders for sick children and the elderly...

  • that last thing i have time for during finals week is laser tag

  • Lots of people (even in real life...) have many different types of therapy. All these colleges are doing is actually showing kids how to deal with their stress, which most kids aren't taught on their own.

    Give the kids a break...

  • I think personally that if I was handed a dog that needed taking out on walks 3-4 times a day, food and attention I'd be even more stressed because now I have to take care of a dog instead of concentrating on my damn finals.

    No thanks.

  • a trained therapy dog costs about 20,000$

    massage therapist (NOT masseuse!) about 20,000$/yr

    laser tag is a one timer at probably 100,000$

    - give the kids 5 dogs and 5 massage therapeuts - all that stuff they do for the students will add up to about 500-800k a year, i guess.

    so, where's the problm here? itz's noit that big of a deal. really not that expensive compared to tuition fees, right?

    come on, studiyng today's more stressfull than it was in Cenk's days i highly suggest.JAYAR is RIGHT!

  • If you need a therapy dog to help deal with the stress of finals, then you failed at life.

    Finals aren't that stressful as long as you keep your shit together during the semester.

  • When I'm stressed I fap and go to sleep. Or maybe take a hot shower. Hell, why not do all 3 at once.

  • Jayar is in the right here, no doubt. If they elect a school that masturbates them once per month or what-have-you, then that's what they pay for.

    On the other hand, I would not be at one of those universities. Wait. Actually I would if they had hookers.

  • @theblahs The whole point is that if it weren't for the dog the school would be cheaper in the first place

  • I'm Asian. Gimme a dog!

  • jayar is wrong for once. the real world doesnt baby u jayar. u guys have christmas partys because ur working hard and u earned it. these kids arent even paying for college their mommy and daddy are/loans. jayar just likes to disagree sumtimes.

  • Just because Cenk and Ana had it rough during WW2 doesn't mean we can't improve the community today.. -_-'

    60 years ago, people would probably make fun at everything we have now, "spoiling" ourselves with bottled water and air conditioning.. Making exams less stressful will not change the students' perception of the real world! If anything, it will drive the new generation to improve the community after college. Which is why we drink clean water today -.-

  • Oviously the Turks don't get any perks at their jobs. Stress is a killer. If everybody got a massage a day the world would be a way better place. Cenk doesn't know whats up! Chill out Cenk! Why are you so pissed off. Come on you sound like an asshole Cenk!

  • actually, attack dogs would take the exam stress right away... but on the down side, i would probably be shitting my pants.

    ...interesting o.O

  • i wouldnt respect my administrator if he came dressed as a clown.

  • Cenk & Anna, you have to realize something. Colleges don't have a big pile of money that they draw from whenever they have to do something. Each aspect of the college has its own separate fund pool. And when someone donates money to the college, they typically specify what they want to happen with that money. So if someone donated money to the college saying they wanted it to be used for stress relief for the students, that's what the college has to do with it.

  • If you can't handle a fucking test, you can't handle life. One word comes to mind PUSSIES

  • @BorgKing001 says the man who never graduated high school

  • @LMA629 CUTE

  • I don't know about the rest of you but now I really want a a pizza clown during finals xD

  • I think therapy dogs are a bit much... But maybe encouraging student yoga programs, which benefit health and reduce stress, stuff like that, is worthwhile because it reduces stress and teaches healthy habits for life. Laser tag won't be practical for real life. It costs money. A yoga mat doesn't cost much.

  • I didn't have therapy dogs or massages--I had alchohol and promiscuous sex! That's the way it should be!

  • The cameras are tuned in to Cenk's olive face, hence why that ornament on the side is always overexposed in the two-shot.

  • med students and law students?

    I'm a med student myself and I haven't had a single millimeter of stress yet.

    Stress is in the eye of the beholder.

    If you encourage behavior like this, everybody will be crying over stubbed toes in no time.

    Man the fuck up and do your thing or opt out, there are literally billions of people worse off in the world than you are.

    Studying is easy as fuck, pretending you're stressed makes it worse for everybody.

  • This is why I can't afford school? Because they are paying for massages and therapy dogs? Fuck capitalism. Shit is becoming more elitist by the day. Average working class\middle class people won't be able to afford this at all in a few years.

  • helping teach kids to deal with stress? how is that babying?

  • College is stressful. Most of the money is wasted on things that don't benefit students. Promoting a society where people care about the happiness of others is not babying. It's just being a good person. Our generation has more debt, fewer jobs, higher expectations, more competition, etc.

  • "Get the fuck out of here"

    -Jayar Jackson

  • I never went to college, so I think all students are gimps anyway. ;-)

  • I don't understand the anger either. Let them have their happy endings, stop hating.

  • Oh yeah the laser tag thing is a bit ridiculous but what I didn't like is how they looked at stress a common part of life and a laughing matter when it is not.

  • Jayar is 100% right, Cenk and Ana are trolls

  • This is a great idea. I went to a VERY intense University in Toronto and it is notorious for being harsh, serious. Students suffer from severe depression at this campus and they brought in a wellness clinic to help. Pressure from parents for perfect grades, ivy league competition, and very little school spirit leads to unreasonable amounts of stress.

  • pull out ehhh??? therapy dog

    i bet anna wanna say something dirty dirty

  • I think Jayar just overtook Cenk as the most reasonable man in America.

  • @ebey11 That happened months ago lol.

  • @ebey11 no

  • I would rather have a cat unless the dog was a Yorkie

    tho the other stuff like lazor tag sounds like fun

  • @kathrynsue1986 fuck cats. one time a cat came into our backyard and our dog killed it. fun times.

  • pizza fairy?

    i kinda would be insulted by being treated like a 9 year old.

  • College doesn't prepare you for the real world, Ana, you ditz.

  • 1. we pay shitloads for school already.

    2. wed get better grades.

    3. we could just get weed.

  • Love dogs. Great idea.

  • I went to school for Engineering. The tests and subject matter are tough. The only time I was stressed out before a class was when I did not prepare properly. Go to class, do your homework, study your notes and graded assignments. College is easy once you get your routine going. If you party all day well then you will be stressed out, and in my opinion shouldn't be in school to begin with. Go to class, do your work and you'll be fine on the overwhelming majority of your tests.

  • Get. This. Video. On. The. Best. Of. TYT. Playlist. Now.

  • yes ana, the red sweater with mic pulling down the neck line a little bit DOES do something for me, but seriously, dogs being used as therapy is a gimmick??? dogs rock!!! think i'll need to watch this vid a few more times but with the sound off. thnx

  • I'm terribly disappointed Cenk & Ana, you're acting like a bunch of Republicans. If these things, that I'm guessing aren't that expensive, helps the students dealing with the stress, raises their quality of living, and helps the scores? It's brilliant! You reduce the stress, which might save someone from going over the edge, or drives others to drugs, or whtvr.

    Companies that pay for massages & gyms tend to increase productivity, it's the progressive way of saving money, if it works, WHY NOT!?

  • ya jayar i agree

  • "Gimmie my fuckin' dog!" - JR

    I laughed so hard at that. Line of the week.

  • Wow Jyar is way off on this one.

  • I with JR on this working is so much easier than studying. At college every thing rely's upon you to go to classes submit assignments take the tests all your own work and little help where in the real world if you need help ask a colleague or your boss projects are worked on together and dead lines are not a tight as when your in college Let the kids play with dogs if you don't want that don't part take

  • At CSULB during finals week, we would have coffee, donuts, and free 15 min massages and a piano player in the union. They would also offer exercise classes too! I see nothing wrong with this!

    Besides it's not the administration that pays for this. It comes from the Student LIfe and Development, which we contribute money too every semester.