First we start with a hummingbird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a (something), then put that in a chicken. Put all that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a bigger turkey. Put that in a penguin, stuff that in a pecock, then an eagle, shove it all in an (something), then an emu, next comes an ostrich, THEN A LEOPARD. Put all that in a pterradactyol, and then stuff it in a Boeng 747.
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0:26 Is it me or does that map, of the United States, the 'would-have' been the Confederate States of today, if they didn't lose at the "Battle of Gettysburg."
"First we start with a humming bird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish hen, then put that in a chicken! Put all that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a BIGGER turkey, put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, th...en an eagle, shove it all in a Albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a Pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747!"
a hummingbird stuffed in a sparrow stuffed in a cornish hen stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a bigger turkey stuffed in a penguin stuffed in a peacock stuffed in an eagle stuffed in an albatross stuffed in an emu stuffed in an ostritch Stuffed in a leopard stuffed in a pterodactyl finally stuffed in a 747 and deep fried. all with 109 charcters left. Sounds delicious! I want a thigh.
Good job, youtube "Hey everyone, watch this video that a group of people worked on to make it funny, then look at how meth totally put this dude through the wringer!" way to kill the buzz.
OMG this is hilarious I would love to have that bird for a meal and not just for the taste or after taste, but rather for the twenty five years of deliciouse left overs. :)
they're GOING to eat one lol. and they gonna have to find a pterodactyl first (and i think the one in picture was actually a Queztecoatlus or something)
this video is hilarious, and if you have enough time to have international arguments about spelling and pronunciation, you're a jackass who needs to get outside and say hello to the sun and apologize to your friends for your ethernet fueled lack of a social life.
y cant any americans pronounce emu right, they all say e-moo, when its pronounced em-you, trust me, i live in Australia, and we all pronounce it em-you
so? like Australians always say words right. You cant just say Americans pronounce it wrong. wouldnt like it when we say Australians can say DAY right. it sounds like they pronounce it as Die
ummmmm no i think your judging that on a stereo type man we don't say it like die we say day. also emu is said E-mew not e moo. the fact that he said e moo i think it was only for humor so don't get so offended by correction especially if it's correct
even tho you may be correct classing this mistake by saying all "Americans" do it can be offensive you should have said simply. It's pronounced e-mew " I did give you comment a thumbs up to make it neutral
i got a good name for it. Leodird. cuz all those flying animals including the plane is a BIRD.(planes and helicopters are called birds)now combine that with the leopard and u get the leobird
"You know,if we cook this at eleven minutes a pound,it won't be done for eleven years!" "Thats why we're going to deep fry!" *Freighter horn* "There's the oil now!"
humming bird then the sparow then the chicken put all that in a duck then put that in a turky then in a bigger turkey put that in a penguin stuff that in a peacock then in an eagle sove it all in an albatross then in a emu next comes an ostrich THEN A LEPARD put all that in a teradactill then put it in a plane. teehee nicee
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No, it is the map of the states won by Bush in 2004. Red represents the states he won. The exodus of liberals was led by none other than that fat idiot, Michael Moore. A disgraceful liar on and off film. Sorry, I know this is not a political forum. Just a place to have fun. ROFL
Instead of Turduckin, they should have named it Turkception.
Mystyrio001 1 month ago
How did they not win an emmy for this???
naraku578 1 month ago
Forgive my ignorance but, who's the guy they mentioned in the vid?
TheLyl4ever 2 months ago
@TheLyl4ever Michael Moore
ssnoyes 1 month ago
@ssnoyes
thanks
TheLyl4ever 1 month ago
The way Sarge says deep fry makes me want to try it myself. He sounds so satisfied when he says it.
TipzNexAstrum 2 months ago
Skip to 2:06!
TheCounterSnipers 3 months ago
Turn on Captions at the part where he starts to list animals.
TheCounterSnipers 3 months ago
pfft this can't get any more ridiculous
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747!?!?
CondorK92 3 months ago
wait. how are they supposed to "hunt" and "kill" a beoing 747
MajicLaMa 3 months ago
Dibs on the landing gear!
DrMalHarkness 4 months ago
LOL YUM
CrazyFeetSEA 4 months ago
"... Then put all that in a Boeing 747!" WTF??
carletodago117 4 months ago 2
TransFan180 4 months ago
@TransFan180 9 the first something is a Cordeshen 2nd something is an Albatrose
TheCounterSnipers 3 months ago
@TheCounterSnipers : Cornish Hen, Albatross
DrHickenlocher 2 months ago
i call the turbine
bladedrc 5 months ago
EpicMealTime meets Red vs Blue
euronio 5 months ago
i live in a blue state : (
KamikazeSubset 5 months ago
XD I'm a blue state.
101cycotic 5 months ago
no one will thumbs up this I guarantee it
( um... I meant to misspell that)
Maxridephan 5 months ago
DIBS ON 1st CLASS!
mattstorm360 5 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Bill S.978 or the Commercial Felony Streaming Act is a bill which is currently pending introduction to the Senate floor. a felony (under current law, unauthorized streaming is only a misdemeanor). The penalty could include up to five years of prison-time. It defines illegal streaming as streaming ten or more times in a 180 day period. which means no video games tv shows ormusic on the internet like E3 lets play or even video game trailers and music posted on the whole internet
47TERRELL 6 months ago
then stuff the 747 inside a UFO and viola, your giant F U to starving countries is complete
(I think Sarge was watching EpicMealTime)
pwmakers 6 months ago
I guess I'm a blue
MegaPotatogun 6 months ago
epic meal time. :D
jessicaann14 6 months ago
@jessicaann14 pffft they aint got nothing on this
maveryck92 6 months ago
Sarge is the king of awsome. XDD
Mslolibear 6 months ago
Fuck the salad
v=pvw-G4J4Y2c
teddtbhoy2 7 months ago
they forgot the bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
sugar833 8 months ago 23
@sugar833 and bacon strips?
chveycowboy12 7 months ago
@sugar833 and baacon strips
and bacon strips
and bacon strips
DARKNINJA394 4 weeks ago
@sugar833 do not try to start another god damn internet meem
randomrocker3434 4 weeks ago
@randomrocker3434 It's already a Meme, dumbass
AZproductions117 2 weeks ago
/watch?v=ltFf5cipWvA&feature=channel_video_title
Neekatron 9 months ago
0:26 Is it me or does that map, of the United States, the 'would-have' been the Confederate States of today, if they didn't lose at the "Battle of Gettysburg."
L3VI0N 9 months ago
"What was that Leopard for?"
- "Presentation!" lol ;)
angrock09 10 months ago
whats that? a pole cat stuffed in a Opossum?
TysGameReviewCorner 11 months ago
Why would you need anything else? There's plenty of Michael Moore to go around!
MrMetal1994 11 months ago
"thats why we're going to deepfry"
asasinater132 1 year ago 2
LOL on caboose's turkey handprint.
RedsVsBlue 1 year ago
"First we start with a humming bird, put that in a sparrow, stuff them both in a Cornish hen, then put that in a chicken! Put all that in a duck, then in a turkey, then in a BIGGER turkey, put that in a penguin, stuff that in a peacock, th...en an eagle, shove it all in a Albatross, then an emu, next comes an ostrich, then a leopard! Put all that in a Pterodactyl, and then stuff it in a Boeing 747!"
HubertTheHappyHobo 1 year ago 3
Hey, I'm from Michigan! :) lol
drafthorse123 1 year ago
this is off topic but Caboose worries me.
avatarrazz 1 year ago
"What was that leopard for?"
"PRESENTATION!"
TheAdjundantReflex 1 year ago
HAPPY TURDUCKEN DAY! :D
CinnaMint 1 year ago
Then a leopard!
PirateDrive 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you had the colourful underwear advertisement.
10secondsable 1 year ago
what's Turkduning?
TimtheBigDaddy 1 year ago
@TimtheBigDaddy He said turd ducking.
PhantomKirbyKid 1 year ago
6 years later & it is still as awesome as ever.
beanieboy007 1 year ago
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CoroziEtaRumni 1 year ago
@beanieboy007 I agree. Co ro zi e ta rum ni.
CoroziEtaRumni 1 year ago
these advertisements are pissing me off
ianburton897 1 year ago
funny as crap
SupaDupaMan1000 1 year ago
simmons: what was that leperd for ?
sarge: presentation!!!
ripamoramee14 1 year ago
@ripamoramee14 leopard
schadowelf 1 year ago
nhvfx 1 year ago
skip to 0:14 tostart show
iaml4d2ellis11 1 year ago
Good job, youtube "Hey everyone, watch this video that a group of people worked on to make it funny, then look at how meth totally put this dude through the wringer!" way to kill the buzz.
tendoking48 1 year ago
9 people are SHIZNOS
static1311 1 year ago 2
halo 1 in 2009 WTFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
slamn690 1 year ago
@slamn690 dude these videos are from the website so they are from when the games came out
paulio666420 1 year ago
@slamn690
They Made this Ages ago and Posted on Youtube in 2009
Drago6862 1 year ago
who else reeaaally wanted sarge's huspenchickurkeyduguinpeaglealbamuostperddactylbowing
Dzzle117 1 year ago 2
What happens when you're a blue state and you want to be a red state?
huronstone1 1 year ago
I have one word for Sarge. "Genius."
theluiginater 1 year ago 10
ha im in blue state!!
AsSaSsIn7268 1 year ago
im a red state
wesker1005 1 year ago
either its funny because it is 1:30 in the morning or it is truly hilarious or both, or neither, or is it niether or not?
or pudding?
bigkeeg1 1 year ago 4
I just realised the irony that Maine is a blue state. You know, because of the Meta and all.
chickennuggetmobile 1 year ago 5
YES IM A BLUE STATE YES YES YES YES YES !
NuteFunray 1 year ago
Down with blue, long live Capitalism!
Dorako753 1 year ago
im born and raise from a red state but i love the color blue im so confused
anoob100 1 year ago
haha i was born in a red state and now am in a blue woo blue!
6Trickster9 2 years ago 2
YAY Connecticut is a blue state ^_^ lol
trainxing100 2 years ago 2
Oregon is a blue state? Sweet!
Ukraineianduck 2 years ago 3
yum airline food (Yah thats not a good joke)
predetor69 2 years ago 2
dang im from oregon thats blue must be where caboose lives
mekel01 2 years ago 4
also where bland food and ugly women live (from drunk tank podcast)
allabsabe 2 years ago
aww... I wanted the turbine :(
Ah well, I'll just make do with the rudder.
Jet3800 2 years ago
"that would take 11 years" "that's why were going to deep fry" lol roosterteeth is awesome
CBKGODSHOT 2 years ago 5
Who is that "fat guy from Michigan" in that pic at 0:45?
halfblooddutchprince 2 years ago
Thats Michael Moore, You Might Remember Him From Fahrenheit 9/11
20CJNL06 2 years ago 3
Not to forget "Stupid White Men"
Azzameen99AZ 2 years ago 2
Oh, ok. Thanks.
lol.
halfblooddutchprince 2 years ago
i think ill have the best part of all...the baggage place!!
esdorin 2 years ago 5
mmmmm...i love the taste of aluminum!
cowsrock94 2 years ago
WOW AT 2:08 with a Hsccdttppeaeolt I A 747
gcheryll7 2 years ago 2
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gcheryll7 2 years ago
are you familiar with the turducken? yeah that's what i do when i visit the monkey house at the zoo and make em mad
vegito789 2 years ago
DIBS ON THE COCKPI........... uh, on second thought ya'll can have the cockpit.
MrShawnG1993 2 years ago 82
@MrShawnG1993 bow chicka wow wow
steelJ4RV1S 1 year ago
@MrShawnG1993
im guessing donut ruened that for ya.
JamNJohnN 11 months ago
@MrShawnG1993 We'll give it to Donut.
ThePeterBluth 8 months ago
@MrShawnG1993 it not a cock, its wear the cock goes, so its like a vagina so yea
bow chicka bow bow
yoskater13 6 months ago in playlist red vs blue PSA's
@yoskater13 in that case i sooo call dibs on the cockpit
fredsdabomb 5 months ago in playlist Red vs Blue Psa's
"What was that leopard for?"
"Presentation."
23Fists 2 years ago 10
"Then stuff it all in a '747!" Simply amazing.
whoxneedsxlife 2 years ago 81
that would be the largest all you can eat buffet on the planet it would be lasting evryone like a year
redwallfan123 2 years ago
@whoxneedsxlife nooo don't shove it in me :(
alexbarbour747 1 year ago
@whoxneedsxlife im riding in a 747 this weekend!!!
whatrhimeswithorange 4 months ago
Dammit, now I'm hungry again.
4z4r4k 2 years ago 6
i want the cabine
sicor94 2 years ago
Hey Griff what kind of meat do you like first class or coach
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
halo43v3r7777 2 years ago
deep fry a plane O.O ...im going to look that up on you tube...im sure theres a vid of a toy plane being put in a deep fry'er some where on here
ekul123114 2 years ago 7
I couldn't follow what Sarge said when he was telling about the turkey, duck, or whatever it is, but all that made me laugh :D
fob1257 2 years ago 3
"if we cook this at 350 degrees at 10 min. a pound it's not going to be done for 11 years"
"thats why we're going to deep fry"
rotfl, way too funny for words
Shadowfang909 2 years ago 8
OMG this is hilarious I would love to have that bird for a meal and not just for the taste or after taste, but rather for the twenty five years of deliciouse left overs. :)
(not calculated)
dragonblademaster1 2 years ago 3
lol i love this show... its so random and when stuff like this happens i almost die laughing
mathal13 2 years ago 2
wtf?
they ate a plane....lol
kOrYc320 2 years ago
they're GOING to eat one lol. and they gonna have to find a pterodactyl first (and i think the one in picture was actually a Queztecoatlus or something)
..and then in a bigger turkey....
blitzwingfan 2 years ago
That Was amazing
spazymarkdl 2 years ago
I call the turbine!
Krukkie 2 years ago 2
this video is hilarious, and if you have enough time to have international arguments about spelling and pronunciation, you're a jackass who needs to get outside and say hello to the sun and apologize to your friends for your ethernet fueled lack of a social life.
KWBreaker 2 years ago 5
2:10 to 3:01
lol?
angrybob101 2 years ago
i call turbine
reaper500x 2 years ago
PRO
Whatever you call that combination of meat and metal, it has to be over sixty letters long.
Adu767 2 years ago
he always end up talking about some crazy out of this world crap :D
DavySigfusson 2 years ago
y cant any americans pronounce emu right, they all say e-moo, when its pronounced em-you, trust me, i live in Australia, and we all pronounce it em-you
michaeljefferies909 2 years ago
becaus eour countries are different and therefore have different spelling and different pronunciation. like canada and the usa. duh.
radar77377 2 years ago
i say eem-you
thrilllex 2 years ago
thats what i meant
michaeljefferies909 2 years ago
Maybe people from Australia say it wrong.
jilubit 2 years ago
so? like Australians always say words right. You cant just say Americans pronounce it wrong. wouldnt like it when we say Australians can say DAY right. it sounds like they pronounce it as Die
CampinCarl354 2 years ago
yes but emus are Australian, we named them in the first place
michaeljefferies909 2 years ago
so who cares who named it? all im saying is dont make a generalization about people pronouncing the bird's name wrong
CampinCarl354 2 years ago
who gives a dame
RunAndRat 2 years ago
u stay out of it cuz nobody said anything to u or asked u anything
CampinCarl354 2 years ago
lol it jut makes my day seeing you talking about this
RunAndRat 2 years ago
good for u i guess
CampinCarl354 2 years ago
ummmmm no i think your judging that on a stereo type man we don't say it like die we say day. also emu is said E-mew not e moo. the fact that he said e moo i think it was only for humor so don't get so offended by correction especially if it's correct
valek27 2 years ago 2
i know how to say emu and i understand that Sarge has a different way to pronounce words. im just tryin to give an example of what micheal said
CampinCarl354 2 years ago 2
we don't give a damn. we don't complain about the way you say things. because we simply don't care.why does it matter?
angrybob101 2 years ago
even tho you may be correct classing this mistake by saying all "Americans" do it can be offensive you should have said simply. It's pronounced e-mew " I did give you comment a thumbs up to make it neutral
valek27 2 years ago 3
Humrokenduturguinpeaglemutrichleodactly747
Yummy :P
$5 if someone can pronounce that XD
AznSlayer93 2 years ago
ok someone do me a favor and figure out how to combine all the names into one. lol i want to figure out what it would be called.
rgdolphin22 2 years ago
Sappy!
onikjohn3 2 years ago
i got a good name for it. Leodird. cuz all those flying animals including the plane is a BIRD.(planes and helicopters are called birds)now combine that with the leopard and u get the leobird
CampinCarl354 2 years ago
XDDDDDDDDDD i was fucking cry-laughing XDDDDDDDDDDD
2:05
the stuffing part XDDDDDDDDDD
crazycracker014 2 years ago 3
"I call a turbine!" Haha.
"You know,if we cook this at eleven minutes a pound,it won't be done for eleven years!" "Thats why we're going to deep fry!" *Freighter horn* "There's the oil now!"
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!
masterman332 2 years ago 8
This video is halarious!! 5/5 stars
ShadowElement101095 2 years ago 3
yey reds are winning ^_^ go red !!
altucineva 2 years ago
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damn you blue
ScalbionTerror 2 years ago
"I call turbine!"
28880 2 years ago 4
suck it red
StJimmySamoa 2 years ago
Sarge is the best!
He keeps on staying hilarious troughout every video!
Timvanoirbeek 2 years ago 6
nascar and shotguns and something about ketchup
EMOsoWHAT444 2 years ago
Yeah, they are going to France and the capitol of France is Quebec. Or at least they think it is. rofl
JOBRAIL1 2 years ago
humming bird then the sparow then the chicken put all that in a duck then put that in a turky then in a bigger turkey put that in a penguin stuff that in a peacock then in an eagle sove it all in an albatross then in a emu next comes an ostrich THEN A LEPARD put all that in a teradactill then put it in a plane. teehee nicee
ugotmeagain 2 years ago 2
i call the turbine ;)
EmoHokage 2 years ago 6
Haha the map that they showed on :26 is the unions and the confederates at the civil war. lol
xXNorthWeapon74Xx 2 years ago
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No, it is the map of the states won by Bush in 2004. Red represents the states he won. The exodus of liberals was led by none other than that fat idiot, Michael Moore. A disgraceful liar on and off film. Sorry, I know this is not a political forum. Just a place to have fun. ROFL
JOBRAIL1 2 years ago
wheres donut?
utubernumber 2 years ago
That "Fat guy from michigan" Michael Moore, he lives in my town :D
flango8 2 years ago
"I call a turbine!" =P
ShiitakeWarrior 2 years ago
And stuff it all into a BIGGER turkey... xD
watchingxtimexpass 2 years ago 2
you guys are the best!
steveandhisidiot 2 years ago
first we start with a humming bird
x'D
KiddFreshakaAaron 2 years ago
lol......buy cool things like shotguns and nascar
IRELANDSELITE 2 years ago
I...cried...laughing!!!!
AndrewDeLong 2 years ago
LOL awsome
Muzikcurezdapain 2 years ago
"terd ducking" lol
newbelt 2 years ago
lol who did the math for the cooking?
minipancho94 2 years ago
LOL.
I didn't even understand half what Sarge is saying.
But I laughed anyway.
PoKeMoNFaN953 2 years ago
YUM!
conan099 2 years ago
I think we should call griffs color ochre. Its not exactly orange or yellow.
LoryKorai 2 years ago
Light orange?
AJRead2 2 years ago
it's not orche. it's lightish orange. XDDD
Sora118 2 years ago
funny
Lizardboythelazy 2 years ago
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no one post on this video :D
Lizardboythelazy 2 years ago
i call cockpit!!!!
ranompnoy 2 years ago
the lepoard was for persentation
legostarwarsfan9 2 years ago
DemonMasterAnsem 2 years ago 10
Just FYI, it's Cornish Hen, not Cortasen.
JazzCad 2 years ago
meh...
DemonMasterAnsem 2 years ago
where you bored writing this?
lolgast77 2 years ago
Yes, Yes I was... Oh! I forgot! My Boeing 747 is almost done!
DemonMasterAnsem 2 years ago
L0L!
Lizardboythelazy 2 years ago
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GHOTCHA !!! EXTRA BEANS!
Wowaniac 2 years ago
i want the behind
subkid2012 2 years ago