Fabio Gets Hit

[SIGNALSTAT]

i live here in williamsburg va a friend of mine worked security back then for bush gardens.from what he said from the local police report was the blonde chick beside him stated fabio was putting his hands on her breast and that she knocked the shit out of him.it makes sense being no one on the ride saw any goose.so now you know the rest of the story.good day.

[karasking4862]

Me too. Side note, did the goose die?

[garrbarr]

Craig Ferguson

[metalhead13751395]

I did to

[ruizthe1]

Same here! Comedy Central 5 minutes ago lmfao!

[CurseMarkShadow]

Lmfaoooooooooo like this if u saw it on comedy centeal and had to search it

[bonkers04mc]

LMFAO!

[bitten13]

& just as it got to the top, of the, "chicha, chicha, chicha" a goose was flying by, and the goose goes... WHAT the fuc... huh, what, is that fabiooo. ooo FUCK, & as the duck is dying, he's thinking, "what are the "Oo La-la" odds of this!?? DEATH by Fabio! ahhhh ha, SKELETON ARMY!

[guich78]

"i got goose on my blouse"!

[MrCrazymofo78]

talk about BOOM HEADSHOT!

[kanara508]

Lmfao!!!

[bniblet]

lololol this never gets old.

[UltimateReviews1]

Yeah take that you fucker! That bird is now my BFF

[m77957795]

vote for isaiah mustafa

[Zooni2]

It's the roller coaster version of breaking the bottle over the ships hull.

[Shodex4]

The bird just wanted a kiss.

[billymaysproductions]

Noooo Fabio :(

[blindedby2monkeys]

that bird butter of hit him hard

[SpReAdThEpEaCePpLz]

y did all those girls look the same?

[AllTheSmileys]

I can't believe it's not butter this time, isn't that right Fabio?

[hop2329]

woody  the woodpecker again

[encinoman0509]

the girl on the left of fabio was a teacher at my elementary school

[rude87rude]

forget him, what happened to that poor bird???

[soco13466]

@rude87rude The bird was immediately evacuated, taken to trauma care, but alas, it was too late. Fabio later had a dinner, Roasted Goose.

[brasswons]

" I can't believe it's not broken"

[metalixmillenium15]

Fabio's Biography Title: "The Man, The Model, The Surgery and What gets his Goose"

[residentevilnerd]

i like how out of all the people in the front row, fabio was the one who got hit

[BPECA1]

why does this video always remind me of the flock of seagulls

[MEGABOINK65]

I mean out of all the people he got hit? he was the target for some reason.

pause it at 0:47 the girl is laughing.

[soco13466]

@MEGABOINK65 Honk, honk, honk, SPLAAAT!

[MEGABOINK65]

@soco13466 LMAO

[soco13466]

@MEGABOINK65 And really, who gives a rat's ass about Fabio? eh?

[LuneyTune72]

@soco13466 The man is supposedly really kind. He donates to children's charities and animal rescue groups (this particular run-in being even more unfortunate.)

[soco13466]

@LuneyTune72 Well whatever happened, it could happen to anybody, if in fact it's the fates that someone gets "goosed" on a roller coaster. That it happened to this guy gets attention. "Fabio gets a goose in the face..." Well, that perks up antennas. The women who read Barbara Cartland novels are alerted, gays who like him are miffed... how in the h-ll did that happen? "It's those Republicans" some will say, but we'll never really know... why a goose did an Al Queda in Fabio's face.

[MEGABOINK65]

I mean out of all the people he got hit? he was the target for some reason.

[moparmonster1965]

@MEGABOINK65 Craig Ferguson has the answer as to why it happened.

[soco13466]

@moparmonster1965 That's how I found out.

[moparmonster1965]

@soco13466 I vaguely remember when it happened.

[supavic007]

That's not Fabios blood on his face, it's the birds.

[6oodfella]

"Quack",

Smack,

Done.

To quote Moe Syzlak, "He ain't pretty no more".

[dumd1ddly]

poor bird

[bennysmalls]

Fabio sucks, how did he become a model.

[SILENTnightZFX]

I bet the owner of the park was ready to kill him self after that, probably freakn out like Fabio was gunna sue him! XD

[totomoerch]

This makes me incredibly happy for some reason

[ERICx223]

X'D

[Thegamer5150]

That was my 1st coaster I ever road

[bcoakes97]

imagine you went on a rollercoaster and FABIO sat next to you

[Wacoswim]

I broke my arm the same day

[alder500]

yeah i hate birds ther very very very very dumd animals.

[TacticsYGO]

Dumb*, but its okay. apparently you both have something in common.

[matkas112]

i was there

[red7204]

I never heard this, the first drop on apollo's chariot was the only good part, and thats where he got hit

[ecitsujwon]

da fuckin goose, he get blood in ma hair, stupid fowl

[venom55520]

dude how much botox did he get? that's like driving down a highway going 70 with someone with a sack of potatoes waiting at the other end.

[cauffin]

what was the stand up comedian that said that? I have been looking for the act... he also said it looked like someone filled a sock full of ketchup and beat Fabio with it... lol

[EIKapitan]

@cauffin little late, but it was Brent Butt. the video is on youtube.

[itsxrin2u]

LOL.

[christaykendra]

omg, if that happened to me, i would've started crying!

[evy311]

its only fun until someone gets hurt....then its funny!

[jacksmack7337]

@evy311 you mean it gets funnier! lol

[moozie99]

his face got owned by a bird. haha!

[GlenSchofild]

OOOOOHHHHHHHH JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!! PLEASE I WANNA SEE THE IMPACT PLEASE JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA JAJAJAJAJAJ HIS FACE IS A MORTAL WEAPON JAJAJAJAJA!!!!! el Fabio que jodio el chico que rato de risa!!! como dicen España JAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!

[ShadowSoldior]

XD This is one of only about 4 other videos I've seen on youtube that made me laugh that hard.

"OH LOOK A BIRDIE!"*WHACK*

[Thrubee69]

Wait! There is a camera on the ride. I WANNA SEE IT!

[ToTheRave]

aaaaahahahahahahahahaha you couldnt make it up

[Chinchilla2]

lol Fabio got Pwned

[rapidrock]

okay, okay, calm down spaz. fabio's great we got it.

[mikiec88]

All you stupid guys will NEVER measure up to the great Italian Fabio! You're probably young now. But when you're 40+ you will be ugly and FAT!

I love Fabio!

[rosyposytosynosy]

Ur gay XD

[hoty1957]

All you stupid guys will NEVER measure up to the great Italian Fabio! You're probably young now. But when you're 40+ you will be ugly and FAT!

Fabio is a dork and I would never date a man like that...ugh

[jephsteph]

just like his old commercial Fabio should have said "i caunt believe the goose was naut butter"

[rosyposytosynosy]

haha

[thomash0831]

you dumbasses what kind of person laughs at someone else... you are all jealous cuz he is better looking, smarter and more sucessful than youll ever be

[hoty1957]

"you dumbasses what kind of person laughs at someone else... you are all jealous cuz he is better looking, smarter and more sucessful than youll ever be "

"smarter" ? ya think? lol

[xmrwaffles2]

naaa pain is always funny just happen to be more funny that it was Fabio that's all

[dinogirl711]

lame I wanted to see it hit him! Stupid Fabio.

[vichita2]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...wow

[loomspan]

He doesn't look too pleased about it does he.

[WHTSOX74]

The females on the ride laughing at him..HAHA.Phuck that I can't believe it's not butter jerk off.

[HendrixGirl4270]

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECIES *sprinkles holy water on Fabio's head*

[ruobhad]

i remember seeing this on the news years ago the day it happened

[rasrobs]

what are the chances of that happening on the first ride? and to fabio!

[Cdahlin]

Haha. It's all kinda funny and ironic^^

[GoneCrazyBeBackLater]

0:04 - The tracks were like triangular. Ultra-fail.

[Nikon05]

it was actually a beaver that hit him, somehow. thats what he told a news show during an interview anyways

[dragonfly11183]

you know he really is a nice guy. its a pity he is always getting so much crap from people.

[YoUnGgAnGzTa]

hahah wat a dumb ass thats str up bad luck haha!!! ahahhaahahahhaah !!!! hahahahahahhahahah y him y him!!!! hahahahhahahahahahh

[oldchevyw]

fuck you need a million thumbs up

[rongatito]

You are all wrong, you are olny focus on Fabio's perspective, what about the goose, everything is relative, i support that innocent goose hiten by Fabio. And I'm serious!

[claudius1964]

eh.... it can happen to anyone... hardly newsworthy.

[rongatito]

pero me da mucha risa!!!

[rongatito]

pobre fabio!!! no sean malos

[rollercoster555]

Ive been in that same seat several times.

[rollercoster555]

Thats a fun ride.

[DavidLynch007]

Why does everyone hate Fabio? He seems like a good guy.

[NeoNoks]

yeah...i agree...he seems like a good guy

[dfxdelia69]

everyone around him is acting like nothing happened...i cant beleive its not blooder...lol

[elonwy137]

was it a Canada Goose...i know alot of Canadians that would like to hit Fabio in the face

[Rct3man777]

1. Don't be rascist.

2. I'm not canadian and I say hitting fabio in the face would be FUN!!! Lol

[elonwy137]

ummm...who's being racist? I said CANADIAN...that's not a race. I really don't like to be accused of being a racist but I'm glad people of all cultures appreciate this clip

[armydog888]

man i wanna see the bird hit his face and blast his hair everywhere

[blairiscool]

HAHAHAHAHA That's great, the fruit got hit by a bird, and not the kind he likes!

[afteq]

he looks better with the clown nose on >_>

[h5y]

Its only funny because it fabio, if it was a child that could of been deadly.

[THEAXEMANSLAIR]

Its weird, that he's like right in the centre and no one else got hit

[Mightymopar1973]

I bet after he got hit he touched the blood and said, "I cant believe its not butter".

[doggiluver17]

lol

[iPwn4Life]

lmao

[avengerberetta]

the girls around him probably got splattered with his blood....

[amber12345678999]

I WANT TO SEE HIM GET HIT BY THE BIRD!!!

[bill7796]

ha ha bitch got hit with a turkey duck in the puss

[chelle3676]

kind of funny, but as he said, if i was a child it would have been alot worse! but heheehe anyway.

[rickscitygirl]

thats soooooooooooooo not funny!~!!!!~~~

[JoTheWelder]

Why is he riding a coaster with lots of teenage girls with long dresses and gold headbands. Like something out of Village Of The Damned!!!!!!!!!!!1

[dennisinterrupted]

because the ride is called "Apollo's Chariot" and has a Greek Mythology theme and it was the opening of the ride and they were having a publicity event so they had park employees dressed up to fit the theme.

[k8thedancer]

thatz been coming for a while if u ask me

[wildfire04j]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA. That looked hilarious! He Had The Real Stupid Look On His Face.

[louisvillian502]

great

[southparkgirl101]

omg first view,first comment and first rating TRIPLE BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol