Survival Guide: Bear Attack

[jade732100]

Ok so u play dead with a hungry bear and get eaten alive

[animaljp3]

playing dead only works when bear is defenceive, not hunting

[David76481]

D) Give porn to the bear and it will go away

[NeoTheMatrix93]

In order to survive, sing Friday.

[GroBom78]

they are so cute , yet dangerous :(

[cottonblur]

D. Call Chuck Norris

[jaydenandmillsy]

But they're so cute and fuzzy!!!

[razorrulzz]

yeah, neck progected, fingers lost :D

[Sypha14]

How to survive a bear attack: Begin masturbation

[littlemoocowmedow]

OMG THAT GUYS BEING MAULED!

SOMEONE GET THE CAMERA!

[arriesdavid]

hey! use real bear instead of a human so that we know if ur not lying lol

[Simon8051]

what i think is more important information, how to survive a chuck norris attack

[supersonicsaiyan1]

@Simon8051 you don't

[cockneyrobin]

How to survive a Bears attack? Just send in the Green Bay Packers defense.

[MrChannel5news]

bring bear mase

[rheynix123]

Bring a gun while hiking in a forest that's my opinion simple,fast and better

[skaterboy0206]

@rheynix123 that won't work? dude the only gun that you could really bring hiking would be a 9 millimeter and that wouldn't do shit! just piss it off. you wouldn't be able to hike around with a rifle either, besides running around with a loaded rifle would be dangerous. And don't tell me that you can just leave the rifle unloaded, when you see the bear you have no time to blink. safety on a gun don't matter either. 9 millimeter won't penetrate even the bears skull just piss it off.

[chidiogoms]

What if the Bear wants to eat you?

[gianluigixxxx]

ok, lets do like this: you play dead , the bear comes close, and blalblalblal, loses the interest, ...at the same time i run ..

[MrGentlebull]

I heard that playing dead is quite a wrong thing. Even if the bear would believe you dead he would probably think to have find a good free meal!

[nesossin]

squat,pull down pants,now you won't be found mangled with soiled underwear.

[ThatHaloGuy117]

Yell at the top of your lungs and pull out your badass knife, this will scare the bear away especially if you wave your arms out at the same time. But I'm not really gonna feel sorry for you if you die while hiking in bear country, because you were a dumbass and didn't bring an Uzi.

[SkyMyco1]

@ThatHaloGuy117 ROFL " But I'm not really gonna feel sorry for you if you die while hiking in bear country, because you were a dumbass and didn't bring an Uzi." youtube gets funner and funner :D *likes*

[donswagg]

actually a bear can tell if you are alive or not so the best thing to do is get in the fetal postion where you are truly safe

[DarwinianFTW]

Dwight Shrute would disagree.

[HatesStupidPeople194]

lol it is always B

[moneyxl00]

Just bring a desert eagle, BAM!

[Jesus4Shred]

Option D: Grab a machete, you know what to do.

[Animexduo]

Punch the bear in the nose, apparently that works well against them as it's their most sensitive spot :P

[Mungebella]

@Animexduo So your saying that will injure him to the point of no longer attacking you, as in it will incapictate him? Pretty sure that would piss him off more and cause him to KILL you

[Animexduo]

@Mungebella Some bears get scared by it. Some don't.

[tfmotocross28]

thats not how you do it. if you seen the commercial, obviously a good kick in the nuts does it

[TheChaiTeaLatte]

gun? seriously? like you've got the time to draw out your gun bears are fast as the flash. or even if you're handling it, to perfectly aim it to the bear because you're in utter shock and fear. bears don't die with just few bullets you know.

[ThatHaloGuy117]

@TheChaiTeaLatte I'm pretty sure a 357 magnum will kill a bear. Plus if you have a gun you're far more likely to survive than if you don't have one.

[TheChaiTeaLatte]

@ThatHaloGuy117 yeah, if you're familiar with a gun that is. if not, the gun's pretty much useless. then again, what I don't get is the comment 'just bring a gun' like, duh. gun isn't just a survival guide for bear attacks - pretty much for almost all kinds of attacks. so this video is trying to tell you some survival guides that are not 'obvious'.

[paperbagshinobi]

can i tase the bear....does a cattle prod work?

[SloveniaTeam]

anser is always b

[scorpianofthesun]

O.O

P...Pooh Bear??????

[DjFrewd]

I would shoot him in his face

[MissSunnyRainy]

@DjFrewd You wanna be a murderer? How would you feel lf some guy shoot you in the face?

[FRVSniperNI]

oh yeah the bear will lose interest after its broken a few ribs with its weight, clawed your skin and muscle off your spine and probably sent your body into complete shock, I'd rather bring a .357 and keep me and my family safe. (to scare the bear now kill it)

[gr33kster99]

FUCKIN RUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[julioaguirre1]

d. BAZOOKA

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[me700gnomes]

im just gonna carry a hatchet at all times

[lovepeacebelieve7]

like this if you thought that choice c was the correct answer.

[StarfishesRawesome]

"But, if you suprise a Grizzly, and it attacks, what should you do?"

D. Pull out your Handy-Dandy shotgun and shoot the shoot the son of a bitch!

[thekazzak100]

thats y u carry a gun while hiking in bear country nd carry a load of rounds

[DawgFL]

running away downhill in a zigzag motion. bears can't turn quickly and when an animal that big runs at 35 miles an hour down hill while trying to turn every couple of seconds. yeah its gonna fall.

[jack2452]

gun

[Drjrecordz]

Anyone who honestly believes this.. is retarded.

[hunterb89]

peeper spray?

[AWickedMind]

Wouldn't it also be smart to tuck your legs under you, so that the bear would not only have less surface area to damage, but your vital organ chest/stomach area would be more protected if it rolled you over?

[Merchendize]

Try A and C

Fight back and go for the nuts, then run while it's paralized!

[magmablood2]

I'd fight back with some daisies.

[ourdoodleproductions]

thats how you survive.. if ya play dead and the bear is looking for food.. and see's you... its gonna eat you alive so FORGET THAT SURVIVAL GUIDE AND THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE DUMMIES..!!!

[roshidon]

@ourdoodleproductions Exactly...this video is retarded. If the bear is hungry it's going to eat whether your "playing dead" or not. If it's not hungry it might go away but I'm not risking my life on that chance. I would fashion myself a spear and stab the dam thing.

[PabhoAectbne]

@ourdoodleproductions bears dont typically eat flesh unless starving to death

[ThePikstulis14]

how about bazuka??

[curtis19861]

just pump a shell in your 12 gauge and blow his testicales off XD

[navi1007]

when you see a bear act dead when chuck norris sees a bear they act dead

[zxterca]

Bears act Dead When They See ChuckNorris O.O

[animation1234111]

@zxterca thats wut bruce lee does with tigers

[keliata]

Yes, but..I doubt I could stay calm enough for the bear to think I'm dead. 

[Berserker108]

I bet my life that I could last at least a minute after kicking a bear straight in the balls. >_<

[linkuei83]

John West disagrees.

[Braincontrolfreak]

You NEVER play dead

[DrinkSkateSleep]

OR! You just being gun, that'll work :)

[gurujmr]

@DrinkSkateSleep

Being a gun must be a magician trick. How do you do that?

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@gurujmr Oops. e is beside R

[ATStylesHD]

/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU

a legend doing what he does best on a daily basis lol

[kebabrullemums]

this is just stupid

[HowlsInTheDistance]

Umm.... Aren't bears known to scavenge? What if he looks at you lying there and says "Hey a free meal. SCORE!"

[afterthefact17]

where is option D. Bring a gun.

[RuneBeast324]

D. Climb a freaking tree.

[zozogi5ll]

B.Play that u r chuck norris and kick bear's butt

[bignoob89255]

I would pull my dick out and do the hellicopter, gonna die anyway

[skiie]

bear expert my ass, just another excuse to molest people in public.

[TheRader101]

Call for Chuck Norris. DUH!!!

[EliZultch]

@TheRader101 Chuck Norris IS the bear!! NOW WHAT????

[wrestling2091]

playing dead is a sign of weakness, i would beat the shit out of the bear.

[alicegal777]

@wrestling2091 try that and the bear could easily knock your head off with one swipe.

[potpolima]

what if the grizzly will eat you??your face might be safe and will be alive without an @sss....

[Lucifera1011]

D. Try to persuade him that you are The Piglet!

[GenaChristina]

yeah but hes walking off with a limb so no i cant get help so then i die... then what?

[vodkaization]

The answer is D. Shit bricks!

[teta14]

I would just carry some freakin bear mase. It's much safer to me.

[edgeandy]

D. Wait till he turns you over, then pull out a .44 magnum. You just solved two problems. 1. How to evade a bear attack 2. what you're gonna eat for dinner

[jokersbitch]

HOW CAN PLAY DEAD IF HE IS RIPPING THE MEAT OFF OF ME WTF

[HUNTERimp1]

if a bear charges, pull out a dillion gun rape him with it. after u can enjoy teabagging him

[lightningbolt61]

that is soooooooo not true because if you play dead the grizzly will think you're dead,right and then it would TAKE A BITE OF YOU!!!!!!!:l huh, ever thought of that you weird punks.

[alicegal777]

@lightningbolt61 most of the time a bear is attacking you in defense of its cubs or territory. if it thinks your dead, you're no longer a threat, so it goes away.

[zaktan415]

D. Call Chuck Norris

[MrWasabiz1]

Lol play dead. Haha

[brazothegr8]

would walking away slowly work?

[alicegal777]

@brazothegr8 no

[aharman314]

D. Be hardcore like me and be the shit out of that bear....with your bare fists

[streltsovj]

D. Pull out your trusty 12 gauge!

[OnlyTigerlily]

I was told to never play dead :s

[OakyDoky24]

Or D. get you 12 gauge and kill it!!!

[MrTacoking]

option d: pull out gun aim for the heart

[Civicblabla]

1. Shot it

2. Cook it

3. Eat it



[dick110590]

lol "you come out bruised and bloody"

[Civicblabla]

@dick110590 Id rather die...

[neyo509]

take out my glock and shoot that motha fucka thts how we do

[eddie13ism]

if you play dead would he want to start to eat you ?

[MrEllisRedding]

@eddie13ism No the majority of the time people get attacked by bears it's a mother with cubs or they just surprised it. So the bear will just kicks the crap out of them until it thinks they're no longer a threat. If you walk up on a bear and it hasn't started charging yet you're not supposed to make any sudden moves and you just slowly back up so you don't spook it any more. If it does charge you play dead but unlike in the video you should pull in your legs to look smaller and less threatening.

[megaplayboy007]

after he takes a few bites out of you, he'll lose interest o.O

[Canadian111Boy]

after a few swipes my heart might lose interest aswell

[rbrbran277]

D. Give it a pic-a-nic basket

[Nuzardo]

Just a few swipes? Well that's nothing :P

[DtTV94]

D. Give it honey!

[TheFreeMan1994]

how to survivaI a bear attack.shoot it.

[DrChalkwithering]

Best way to survive a bear attack; endeavour to be somewhere where bears aren't.

[yezidi11]

i would throw my shoes at him

[megaplayboy007]

@yezidi11 he'll be pissed and come after you angrier

[14jrlion]

@yezidi11 ahahahaha i would beg it to go away!!!

[stixflix06]

Who is this guy? You don't survive a grizzly bear attack. You get mauled and eaten.

[ninjavince467]

you should just bring an air horn to scare the bear away......Then you dont get hurt

[ComadoreSniffle]

fuck this crazy shit, im bringing a shotgun with me to fucking forests..

[neemou]

I'll fight back !

[wtf9311]

the answer to these is always B!!!

[MarcMichaud]

I agree this works for a defensive attack, but what about a predatory attack? That would be good to know.

I suppose that's when you fight back.

[Obitatis]

Forget that, I wouldn't just lie their and get eaten. If your out there in the first place you should probably have a high powered pistol or something like that just incase.

[leonrichardPT]

The NG commentary in other segments calls into question their credibility on bears. Grizzly bears are not aggressive toward people normally, and rarely ever act predatorily toward them. Black bears are known to be predatory toward people. That's one of the reasons, besides the fact that it's likely to work with a black bear, they recommend fighting back against black bears and playing dead with grizzly. Stay home if you want, leaves more room on the stream bank for me...

[SuperDevilsdelight]

The answer would ben B.

Your Chuck Norris! SHOW NO MERCY

[CasinoMafiaBoy]

D: if there is a friend push him to the bear and get the hell outta there!

[TheWeeklyLawReports]

why are they advertising a console pop song dancing game on this video??

[henryzetabluewolf]

or d grab a knife and stab it

[MagicpotatoAus]

D use the high power rife you have on you whent he bear attacks

[bladeskinsuicide]

D. Carry a good pistol or shotgun and shoot and repeat til dead.

[farcry18th]

D.Trip your wife or whoever is with and run like hell

[SpaYdee]

yeah.. protect all your vitals.

except for your spinal cord.

which isn't vital at all ya know?

[CapitanoGUC]

i´d fart like hell - that gonna scarre him of ...:-D

[juni172]

@CapitanoGUC lol

[oliveirinha20]

I would fight him, attack his eyes and then kick his balls : )

[TropicJuice]

make that easier for the grizzly to rape you lol

[lcemanl]

After a few seconds .. you dont have to playdead .. cos you will be dead

[IgnorantePeccatore]

@lcemanl AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I think that the best idea is to shout like a t-rex....and it's not a good idea ahahaha

[14jrlion]

@lcemanl ahahaha thats funny but probably true!!!

[Son0fBinladen]

How to survie a bear attack? Shoot it...

[shidoski]

E. Blow his furry ass away with your shot gun

[RLewisH]

@shidoski

LMFAO AMEN

[MrPorcha]

@shidoski haha :D

[pauloperez21]

D. Tickle The Bear

LOL!

[groovyman11]

Chuck Norris can kill a Bear with a piece of Bear Fur

[Posionslayer]

Lose intressts in a few SWIPES?!

[hoothoot800]

C. fight back

[HyporiZ]

buuut ..... what if the bear wants u for a meal ? :D

[pixiedawg556]

D: ride it

[riacharda]

I wanted a real bear to attack them to see if it works! How can i trust this?? :P

[worldtravel101]

M1A2 abrams tank

[kaptinkrunch47]

I can run 36 MPH :0

[pixiedawg556]

@kaptinkrunch47 hahahaha

[MasterChiefer1337]

secret option D mate with it and make fucked up offspring

[KRiderMan1248]

if you can u rund down hill and if your going to play dead u have to be committed and go all the way. poop in ur pants and dont move. if u flinch it still mite decide to go after u

[TheZakMan77]

or when i go camping ill just bring a colt M1911 :P

[MyQwerty678]

i would get my shotgun

:P

[MatthewPerryx3]

i really don't think you should shoot them. mostly, it's their land and you're the one trespassing. if they charge, there is a great chance they'll veer off to the side and not even touch you, and usually the only reason they come near you is because they're curious or smell food from you and think you are/have it. personally, i just think shooting should be a last resort, and only if you're in extreme danger, where the bear is definitely intent on hurting you.

[manatime66]

Yeah go lie down, let it hit the crap out of you while doing nothing. I think everyone would run for their lives at such moments, we may not run that fast but we are smarter. We can outdodge a bear anytime, even if it requires climbing in a tree.

[ikeusa]

@manatime66 Dodging around and climbing a tree, especially with a pack on your back ins't easy.

[rougeen80]

E: chuck norris...

[panfrick]

D. Rip one right in its nostrils

[VivienneRoi]

Your best option: Stay away from places crowded by bears or wild creatures!

[tomdog42]

Mommy,Mommy! WHERE'S THE PEPPER SPRAY?!?!

[tomdog42]

Where's my Mg42? :D

[Dcmyname]

JUST GIVE ME A GUN

THEN IM ITS ALL GOOD

[mrkeys69]

Yeah, if your in the wilderness, and you have no way to protect yourself, you are food for an animal, and an idiot!!!

[mainewilderness]

why the hell is it always b

[XDeathRaze777X]

meh id rather pull out my colt 45 and show him whos boss =D

[InfiniteKiller101]

give it a hug and some honey, your set :D and if all fails, do a barrel roll

[blackspades0000]

Your right about when you say that people have said that bears have been killed with smaller calibers but you don't to find out the hard way that they were wrong(better to be on the safe side and go as big as possible).

[blackspades0000]

Yes that is a good way to get rid of someone you don't like.

[waypasthadenough]

All animals are predictably unpredictable. Always carry a gun. It might run away after it's ripped your face off, or it might keep eating.

Who would want to be stupid enough to have to watch a bear eat a friend or family member because you followed the advice of some mindless "Liberal" freak and didn't carry a weapon capable of stopping an animal of this size and determination. That why they carry guns in Alaska.

Don't understand? Follow my links. Read the quotes page first.

[blackspades0000]

I think that you would have to be carrying a barette 50 cal sniper to stop a big bear.

[waypasthadenough]

@blackspades0000

From my understanding they've been killed with much smaller calibers than that. There are probably vids on here about it.

Anything beats nothing...

[RealKengeki]

Just bring a can of bear spray, that's all it takes.

[waypasthadenough]

@RealKengeki

And the bears really appreciate the added flavor, especially strong when you spray it into the wind. Bullets fly against the wind.

Bears only eat what's fresh, meaning when they