Dane cook (Snakes and Aliens)

[KagomeluvsInuYasha11]

I love dane cook. And ppl seriously need to stop being mean. if you wanna be mean do it in person not on youtube to make a scene and seem all "badass", cuz you're not

[ITCHYjr1]

where the video?????

[Totaly14]

@ITCHYjr1 ....for the millionth time. Read the description....

[TheWindsoftheDesert]

DO NOT COME NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!

[TheWindsoftheDesert]

DO NOT COME NEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

CACHIKACHIKACHIKACHIKACHIKACHI­K!!!!!!!!!!!

[ellybean24]

Dane Cook is so awsome, he can even tell jokes when Eskom puts out the lights XD

[NinjaAssassinism]

Everyone who is bitching at Totaly14: Shut the fuck up! Please and thank you. If you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all our some crazy priest is gonna come and rap at you about 'peace'.

[Totaly14]

@NinjaAssassinism lol. Thanks :)

[NinjaAssassinism]

@Totaly14 Your welcome, it's just I've hated before and now I'm being hated upon, and I don't like it. So, I'lm trying to be a better person.

[ElementOhBAM]

BTW I blocked you before you could bitch some more

[Totaly14]

@ElementOhBAM why would you block me? afraid i'm gonna come and spam your channel? You're confusing me with yourself, buddy. Go bitch somewhere else.

[Totaly14]

@TheHugMonster it's stand up, not a movie. If you're not happy with it, fk off.

[metalmaster4343]

he didnt talk about aliens =(

[Totaly14]

@metalmaster4343 *sigh* when will you people learn to read? Its the first comment up the top.

Please read.

[metalmaster4343]

@Totaly14 oh my bad dude i didnt see that lol well happy 2011

[Totaly14]

@metalmaster4343 no worries. Happy 2011

[Linkfanoftheyear]

ok i respect the no picture thing but i didnt hear anythinga bout aliens? thats where im confused

[Totaly14]

@Linkfanoftheyear Snakes and Aliens is the name of the segment this is from. Sorry it it was misleading.

[NemesisTheZombieKing]

he says there was a video error! infact....its a joke....why do you need to see anything?! so stop bitching!

[SukiPie]

"MA'AM!!! BY A ROUND OF APPLAUSE, HOW DO YOU FEEL!?!!? SHE'S NOT CLAPPING!!!! CLEAR!!!"

lol gets me every-single-time!

[FluffyJackProduction]

How come you can't see anything...

[Totaly14]

@FluffyJackProduction omg....please read the freaking description

[narutachi456]

1:55

[hotprgirl]

how come u cant see anything wtf

[Totaly14]

for the 100th freaking time, read the description!

[The619Pop]

@Totaly14 Ok i read description....... y no pic?

[liangryness]

...i wanna eat a whole turkey :|

[teamhakubaFTW]

1:56 !!!!!!

[polikeno]

shes not breathing give her a round of applause!!!

[TheDitt1234]

lol DO NOT COME NEAR ME CHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCHCH­CHHCHCH!!!!

[daki98daki]

loled at DO NOT COME NEAR ME CHCHCCHCHCHCHCHCH!

[robbysnops1]

visial aid needed

[KittyKatKute]

@robbysnops1 visual, not visial

[swimmergurl52394]

this is amazing. dane cook and i should be like best friends

[Akasuki1112]

agreed ^^

[Rabentraume]

haha thanks for uploading Dane Cook is so hilarious.. i wish i was a snake all the time

[Totaly14]

wtf is wrong with you??? all you have to do is ASK why there is no photo.

Because if you read the damn discription box, you would see that!!!

[fightergirl717]

haha dand u went off on skaterlife122 haha that was funny! good point too

[Dieakasakaga]

if i could be any animal it would be a snake and i love a snakes tounge it's forked and long and looks so cool.

[turnoffthevoicesples]

it just isnt as good if you cant see him moving and gesturing

[kilalalag]

there's no pictures...0.o

[Sportplayer1236]

it is black but i like it

[doctorturban]

lol why did he get negative comments it was just a good joke

[zblink182]

lol wow

[countcloudius]

hey person :3

[WhiteKatsu]

I heard this (specifically the snake part) and fell in mad love with Dane Cook. XD

[TheDarkLatias950]

If I Wanted To Be A Snake, I'd Be A Snake With Wings ^_^

[WhiteKatsu]

Ooh yes! That would be so cool. X3

[TheDarkLatias950]

Acutally, I'm Making My Own Fan-Fic, With A Flying Snake In It! Hes A Bad Guy Though...

[WhiteKatsu]

Aw neat! Shame he's a baddie though. XD

I have a six-winged naga character named Phinehas... I made him because someone pointed out that the word used for Seraphim is also used to describe snakes. :D *is such a dork*

[TheDarkLatias950]

Six Winged Snake? *Imagines* Oooh...Coolio!!!

And, Your Not A Dork ^_^ It Happens

Also...Your DON'T Wanna Know What Dork REALLY Means... I Found Out O_O XD

[kyubi4hokage]

hee hee, I know too...

[SPORE07]

Thats called a wyrm dragon

[haleyslifeforever]

Ya know, just unhinch my jaw and eat a whole turkey. Everybody would know that you're mad, no body would mess with you, they got to close you like, Chuckachukacukacukacukachuckac­ukah, DO NOT COME NEAR ME!! Chuckacukacukachuckachuckachuc­ka!

How do YOU feel?

[haleyslifeforever]

LOLZ. YAY!