I'm Da Best At LP

[Jayjee123]

dude are u trolling? i cant tell

[BigCesarable]

@Jayjee123 no, watch his battles hes genuinely retarded

[Jayjee123]

@BigCesarable ive seen them all, seemed like just a shitty rapper to me. this music video is a lil over the top lol, i think hes an epic troll. hard to believe hes retarded, he behaves like just a strange fucker, not a retarded person

[Jayjee123]

@BigCesarable look at 1:46-2:03. he misses his basket and has 1 plate on the fly machine lol, hes GOTTA be joking around tryin to be funny. even a retarded person wouldnt upload a video of a missed basket unless he was playin around joking

[BigCesarable]

@Jayjee123 watch zilla vs mista conspiracy, that is all

[Jayjee123]

@BigCesarable yea ive seen it, he doesnt seem retarded, just really awkward and shitty at rap

[BigCesarable]

0:34 crackhead running haha

[BlueJays96]

reppin lp right.

[MrMegaGrimlock]

Dude keeps it real.

[KindOfMorbid]

dude is this a joke? it has to be.......

[vishvender]

nick I could totally see you in a hit documentary TV show...

[bizonmaciej]

everything he does in this video grosses me out

[australiafinest]

haha ppl hate on mista conspiracy but the dude gets views

[CitiesInTheSky]

But I'm not a rapper.

[imnobody002]

lol MC GARBAGE CAN

writing rhymes beside a garbage can LMAOOOOOO

[HerestoNowMusic]

dude ur awsome!

[Nischant13]

MAH NIGGUH

[LeafsFanInOttawa]

LOL LOLLLLL this is too epic!

[prominent21]

Most elite troll ever?

[AdamPhool]

@prominent21 THIS.

[Technosauce]

This is some serious greasy shit.

[Zamzalett]

I see you're gangsta. I'm pretty gangsta myself.

[lytealight]

I feel sorry for people that don't see the WIN in this song

[diatwa94]

That was horrendous

[sgtBAKERmp5a5]

You're my new masta dude !!

[watersign6969]

Dis nigga fuckin sucks dick



[trish3921]

this is fukin weird this kid shud be in college i dont know u but yo if u make it than fuk

[trish3921]

this is fukin weird

[PhilosophistMusic]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA conspiracy eating the ketchup datz gross brawgh

[bizonmaciej]

your cool but you run like a fag :P

[Zgamer618]

he dat dude tho

[Ohman9264]

forever alone...

[rainman1344]

what hte fuck isent this hobo nick? LOL

[ithakra]

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA, thanks for the laugh

[th3patsfan83]

ayyyee fuck yall hatas, mista conspiracy got the streets on lock fuck wat ya heard this nigga splashin on all yall bitch ass mufuckas

[TheSirMittens]

what the fuck did I just watch??!

[Itsandy89]

You may be able to rhyme, but you can't flow.... srry,

[dizz1]

Hahahah funny kid

[Lunaa3]

whitepeoplerappingpoorly.tumbl­r

I knew I recognized this guy. He went to my school. Hilarious

[AdamPhool]

@Lunaa3 Mista Conspiracy aka Home-less Nick aka MC Garbage Can was a fuckin legend at the P and you BEST respect that.

[AdamPhool]

How has this not gone viral

[KindOfMorbid]

@AdamPhool i know right!

[EzziiG]

Your a fucking Gangster Bro..



[siwooot]

LMFAO this is actually a joke right?

[ZigZaggn]

there's only a few better: dave chappelle, chris rock, mitch hedberg, george carlin and a few others

[KazperTheStreetPoet]

Gangsta chicken

[Mokeyblurs]

Your kinda shitty

[patrick1744]

Wheres Silent Bob, Jay. Tryna prove you can make it without him? I dunno, better scratch that plan my man. Trya become a one-man band? Feel free to use my rhymes lol. Your funny either way. Never take yourself too seriously, mad respect for you. Peace. Fuck the haters like, stealing his lunch money in the seventh grade? Bet that guy didnt even go to your school, if he did, he was probably like... 25 with no facial hair.

[patrick1744]

Wheres Silent Bob, Jay. Tryna prove you can make it without him? I dunno, better scratch that plan my man. Trya become a one-man band? Feel free to use my rhymes lol. Your funny either way. Never take yourself too seriously, mad respect for you. Peace.

[baseball756]

What a fuckin pussy school

[DEblaze1]

hahahahahahahhaahahahahrofl!!!­!

[RapBattleNerd]

alright i had to check other videos to see the deal lol its obvious now that mista conspiracy is a satire of battle rap and battler rappers music in general. Funny shit.

[Tetragonoloba]

this made me lol hard. oh wow.

[layup203]

def people hate your music

[samusaran0]

"Yo! Where ma ketchup satchel at!? Damn."

[sjamesvfx]

this kid might be a comedic genius. best part is that he kept going despite other kids making fun of him. 

[VosperWilde]

Kid loves ketchup.

[HamstaHuey]

Damn is that my old high school? I think im trippn!

[monkeypuncher247]

This cat is spitting straight fire up in the game, fakers better take notice!

[chadxinc]

@monkeypuncher247 Agreed. This kid spits hot fire. I'm instantly inspired to eat a Double Decker from KFC.

[redblugreenjello]

all you need is a silent partner and yr fucking set dude

[yourmothersmells34]

.............

[SmilinTunes]

I dont give a fuck what anyone says

youre awesome :D

[DEFFF101]

this isn't mista conspiracy.. nor is this his youtube channel.. and if it is... you suck hard dude. :D

[Smokeresu]

lol dude, this is just pitiful , I can't imagine you with other than 2 friends.

[AdolfxSchmitler]

Why is this faggot always eating chicken?

[missionimp]

u actually shit

[Brawl4Metal]

"atleast I know whos been stealing my garbage"

-Oz

[wanpopstikle]

nice ice did you get it from the photoshop

[vicavox]

Why the fuck are you in a tree during this video? Are you some sort of rapping hobbit? And I use the word "rapping" in its loosest possible sense...

[airjordan910]

yo man dis boy destroy boyz like niggie smalls and pac dog

[InuvikPhil]

Yo MIsta,

Keep doing what you're doing. You're KOTD's wildcard. If OZ can beat Jack Shitt, anything is possible. Keep fighting man, and one day...the most epic match of all time...you could go against Tyger Ty.

[InuvikPhil]

Yo Mista,

Did you produce that beat yourself? I think someone stole it from you...

ha ha

[MistaConspiracy]

@InuvikPhil lol

[RobeHackit]

@InuvikPhil DUDE ITS ANNO DOMINI BEATS

[Justineelee]

Marry me?

[GoatcowSandwich]

Yo Mista lets see another track already. Your the new Denny Blaze haha.

[wilsonbtown99]

ur a fag n u suck buddy

[420wigger]

I'm down for this.

seriously, stay up.

[Lunacy091]

reminds me of nice & smooth type rap lol.. anyways.. i just wanted to say most of everything out there is gonna be hate... but its our failures that allow us to succeed

[Trezy73]

i don't even know where to begin......

eating out of the garbage like a bum, the chicken, the weights, the chicken, the dirtyness, the chicken???

[Ng7solja]

lol

[micfiends]

bahahah this is funny

[PrestigeHipHop]

yo con drop a new song soon man we fiendin....ur career reached a new high...not a low! illest.

[vinizz11]

hahaha fuck all these retard that really think that this is serious HOW THE FUCK YOU CAN BE THAT STUPID ?

[codyo420]

ive laughed my way throuhg most of his battles (at him not with him lol) but this is the first track of his ive heard. it seems like a fuckin parody

he actually reminds me of jon lajoie(show me your genitals)

only lajoie cold prob even serve him in a battle haha

[truthfulspeaker]

if my son was this wack, i would never give him any food

[EZGakaPleonasm]

hahahahahaha harshhhhhh lol

[AtOwNzFyNeSt]

Can somebody give me back the 2:22 that I spent lowering my IQ by watching this....*looks for a good word*....atrocity?

Please?

[bnoob661511386027015]

It couldn't have gone much lower for you, so don't worry about it.

[AtOwNzFyNeSt]

Wow, a comeback...

Impressive coming from an autistic chimp

[PancakeBooty04]

Where did you look for that good word?

[AtOwNzFyNeSt]

Was that supposed to be directed at me?

[mcgrady1984]

damn this cats original cant wait for his next battle

[heresjonny122]

lp legend

[FTMStudios]

Play On Playa

[jayfullagore705]

LMFAO OH MY GOD

[whitehiphop1]

Mr Conspiracy, when cats say that hip hop is turning universal, they don't mean down syndrome bums can be a part of it too. Just for heads up.

[bdnoob]

Good stuff, good stuff. Been a few years since I've heard this. Keep it up.

[BIuejay]

Yo, this shit is fucking tight. Looking forward to this cat's next battle.

[mohdfigo]

hes a boss

[deepaksambhara]

lol

im dying, this is so terrible

[cettynipsbitch]

lmfao man ur a joke how do u take this shit seriously?? ur actually a 'garbage rapper'

[vuttondon]

Why is this dude running across the field? LMFAO

[dbbasketball26]

nah its really not a joke...this dude is serious man..its sad lol

[HighHatsTV]

"yo I'm not homeless, i like my KFC wings boneless"

[classicfanatics]

GARBAGE !!! this clown is a fuckin laughin stock !! HORRIBLE !!! WOW !!

[agent69clitman]

jeus f**king christ...i'm a irish and i cud take u in battle....give it up....ur whack as fuck

[LeadTheRave]

4 years, no improvement

[encoli]

this is pretty great! especially when you pull the chicken out of your pocket

[DJAMES3221]

either this is a joke or you're tweaking on some serious meth garbage boy

[dbbasketball26]

HORRIBLE...ur a fagget..stop rapping

[howsey6969]

ill shit

[MesGodz]

fresh creative.

[curse1134]

comedian?

[NASistheMAN]

lol wow

[rsowen1]

LP was pretty intense.....good shit

[sparc0666]

stop kidd. Never again

you fucking suck, cut your hair and buy new clothes you look like a fucking hobo

[innahcitay]

yo im pretty sure i stole this kids lunch money in the seventh grade'

[Sempron101]

yo is this a joke? or are you serious

[solidmas]

the illest EVER, never stop making music

[MrFantabulastic]

FUCKIN FAGGOT

[Lovesickdope]

This shit had me on the floor bro.

hahahaahahahahaha

[90876589]

this is a joke supposed to be funny innit

[cnn101]

man dis is terrible, sorry but nigga u r trash. But its so funny I'm adden this to favorites.

[MOOKIEGRAM]

your a joke in your highschool hahah. hobo nick. you are beyond awful.

[barbershop123]

Your fuckin awsome man.

Keep ittt reall bro.

peace

[samsonslugger]

something tells me when rakim and big daddy kane and all those cats were creating this shit, this wasn't what they had in mind.... lol...... this video needs to get viral tell your friends!

[zwyld1989]

yo mista...r u prepared for KOTD? lol do it big

[MistaConspiracy]

yeah definitely.

[chyeahboss123]

hahahaahah

[timmygobbles241]

@MistaConspiracy you weren't

[bozzleman]

i think this is a joke tho

[Jonneymc420]

this guys a joke talkign abotu getting a wrc or sometype of registartion form he wants to battle and he would get murked by steve erkel in a rap battle. just put the mic down not never pick it back up

[psdude420]

dude keep battling, the only positive thing i can i can say to conspricacy is that original style noone on earth would be crazy enough to jack that style its just wack, but keep battling hopefully you can prove all these haters wrong

[whiteboyy85th7]

omg your wack

[24rileykookoo]

i cant tell if this guys fo real or not

[DiSextor]

That's why its so funny

[illerpath]

Lol, can someone tell me what LP is?

[MistaConspiracy]

Lorne Park Secondary School

[psdude420]

ill lyrics bro, very original bro are you gonna compete in the KOTD battles

[rebelliousd]

haha mista conspiracy good battle today

[ihaveacomputer]

This is my main man Nick - MESS WITH HIM AND YOU MESS WITH ME

[tomahawks11]

yo this guy is a fucking legend at LP, so if you don't know him than dont say anything.

[swervediggz]

i legend at LP how , for what rhyming shit he did he went there , im honestly curios

[G3ORGiiE]

lmfaooooo haha thts fkn jksss!!!

uuu cant rap btw.dont quit ur day job =]

[xjazminRAWR]

WTF??!

bahahaha

omg.

that is the funniest thing i ever seen.

kid you look like a hobo.

please tell me this was a fknn joke?!

[y12345678910]

WOW DONT RAP EVERY AGAIN

LOL

[thegodson]

BULLIT BULLIT......never.......again stashio

[spartan17]

hahaha what ever happened to him

[bdp300]

this is so bad it makes adam black look like a rapper

[zakrayner]

pretty jokes

[darablo]

lol what a weak rapper that grimy ass kid is.

[blitted]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[jordan912003]

hahaha this is so fucking jokes yo! funniest poser i've ever seen