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  • looooool word for fucking word.

  • hahaha incredible

  • thief

  • He is the English fag AND theatre queer PUT TOGETHER and then fucked in the poop chute by bowman Montana community college's fall production of othello for the hearing impaired...EVER!

  • Nick Madson is a real asshole loser.

  • Oswalt was right to call him a sociopath. But that material could have gotten Charles Manson laughs so I don't know how this guy tanked so badly. He can't act either, or else he could have tried acting like a comedian

  • Yeah I just caught "waffles," and even that hard to understand while my brain was screaming.

  • The most pathetic thing about this is not that he steals Patton's Famous Bowls bit, but that he bombs. How the fuck do you bomb with that bit? It takes special effort to suck that hard.

  • I'm just waiting for the potato bug to crawl out of his skull.

  • what a douchesling

  • wow, fucking word for word. He does a terrible job building up the joke the way patton so masterfully does. I'm glad the like/dislike bar looks like a red lightsaber because this douchebag is evil.

  • the funniest part is him changing Pink Floyd to This Mortal Coil. Punching it up a bit for the kids.

  • This is like a karoke version of stand up comedy. Oswalt himself nailed this guy a year ago, thanks to Andrew King.

  • Hilarious Stuff!!!!! Does this guy have any CD's or records or anything? (Bloop bleep bleep (explodes).

  • Kind of impressive how much effort he puts into putting no effort into his comedy whatsoever.

  • I "like" how he slipped a Dave Attell theft in there as well. "The Unfuckables" made a reasonable segue to "Physics for Poets" I guess.

  • Nick you are a thief. Let that sink in. You stole Patton Oswalt's act. You have reached a level of desperation so elemental that there's a good chance you don't even feel that you've done something wrong. The problem is you're a horrible comedian anyway. You prove it every time someone watches this- and you made brilliant material sound terrible. Congratulations. You have joined the huge list of unoriginal, desperate, wannabes that no one will remember.

  • This guy has gotta be a troll.

  • This guys delivery is fucking horrible

  • What a cunt.

  • Next season, this douchenozzle will be on Tosh.0's "Web Redemption" trying to defend himself.

    He doesn't have the personality to carry off Oswalt's jokes. The comedians he is ripping off have passion and a nearly fearless presence on stage. If this wasn't such a dick move, and he hadn't tried to weasel his way out of it in yet another dick move, I would almost feel sorry for him.

  • Why did he do this?

  • Me & my friends recite the Black Angus bit, gruff angry voice included, all the time. But we do it cuz we think it's super funny and we're Patton fans... not trying to win some lame ass open mic competition like this douche.

  • nick madsen is the human embodiment of the KFC famous bowl.

  • Gee, he isn't nearly as funny as Patton, the guy he stole this bit from. It's almost like he's not a professional or something. craaaazy.

  • ...he's reciting it word for word, wow

    what a piece of shit

  • Wow, he could've been less blatant about stealing jokes.

  • Horrible comedian taking an awesome comedian's jokes and failing. This guy should be banned from ever performing again.

  • Clearly this guy has no idea who This Mortal Coil is and I doubt he is familiar with that particular album.

  • holy shit! this is obscene! how could someone repeat so much verbatim? he's not even trying to be original.

  • This is unbelievable. The hell is wrong with this guy?

  • so sad...he cant even make it funny....

  • What a dumb douchebag. He will miss everything cool and die angry.

  • This is a perfect example of how delivery can make a joke. This guy does other comics' hilarious bits and makes them sound like they were written by a lobotomized chimp. Good lord.

  • Is this guy serious?

  • Boo what a thieving douche

  • I've known about this incident for a while but refused to watch it because I didn't want to see Patton's bits get wrecked but my curiosity got the better of me. Like Patton said, "You'd think it would be hard to fake subjective experience." When he does the Black Angus bit he doesn't even bother retooling it! Just says the same thing Oswalt said: "I love steak because I hate hippies."

  • look at the tags . . . win

  • Its hard to believe that someone would do something like that. How did he think he wouldn't get caught? Patton Oswalt is one of the funniest comedians ever.

  • I can't believe that no-one in the audience heckled him and called him a thieving cunt. Although, by the echo and the laughs, about 5 people are there, and anyone who didn't walk out as soon as this charisma-less fucktard walked on stage must be pretty retarded.

  • what a piece of shit that guy is...jeeez

  • Hey man I'm producing a show called King of Queens and I think you'd be great for the part of Spen........Oh.....Uh never mind

  • the thing is.. i don't understand why would somebody copy word for word of something that is being watched by many people....... fails...

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  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK­K HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM YOOOOOU DICK!

  • dude you can like tell he memorized it ! how can he sleep at night? this guy just doesn't have it!

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  • @Noyore you're gay

  • @Noyore So there actually are people out there without a sense of humor.

  • When the cities are but dust, Alien civilizations wil know that Nick Madson was a douchebag! xD

  • Stealing the jokes didn't even work out for him. His delivery couldn't have been more awful. He doesn't even let it sink in for the people, he just darts out the lines like he's running out of time.

    Pretty tough to watch.

  • UIT HAS BEEN STOLED

  • I hope you get lupus. 

  • fucking cocksucker just like mencia

    this guy even sped it up to ruin it

    the exact same routine but way worse

  • you can repeat patton oswalts jokes but without the emotion ......... whats the point?

  • What a douche, stealing Patton Oswalt's joke.

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this guy.

  • @Goynes42 And I just realized, he even screwed up the last line of the Black Angus skit. It's supposed to be "Black Angus -- Doors are locked from the outside, faggot!" ...which is a great punchline that "makes" the joke. And Nick says "doors are locked from the INside." Not only is blatant joke plagiarism the stupidest thing in the world to do, he went and destroyed a great punchline while he was at it.

  • How did this guy think ripping off one of the most well known comics in America was a good idea? And yeah, his delivery is terrible.......like, for every joke.......

  • Unbelievable. What a frickin hack!!! And his delivery sucks as well.

  • Wow, fucking unoriginal thief.

  • word for fucking word. my god, that's just tacky.

  • I saw Patton Oswalt do this material, but he was better at it. Who the hell is THIS guy?

  • wow this guy sucks

  • Wow what a no-talent, uncreative prick. He didn't even do a good job of retelling the KFC joke. If you have no creativity, at least tell your stolen material in a compelling way. esus.

  • Wow, verbatim until the last word.

  • lame lame lame lame.

  • what a dick. somehow manages to make excellent material sound mediocre. scum bag.

  • what the FUCK is this shit dick thinking?? Did he think nobody would catch it? He tried to tell people he wrote for Patton Oswalt. BAHAHA! Even better, nobody is laughing because he can't deliver a joke like Patton can. Effin' loser. I hope he gets ass cancer in his mouth.

  • @suthrnbell0105 - I know joke stealing is awful but wishing cancer on someone is a terrible thing to say. I have had friends pass away from cancer and my Aunt was recently diagnosed with breast cancer.

  • @JustinIsHere - Uh...I think everybody knows someone who has passed away from some type of cancer...but, honestly...it's pretty irrelevant because my comment was a JOKE in case you didn't catch it. Nobody can or ever will get 'ass cancer' in their mouth because...well...it's ASS cancer. Lighten up.

  • @suthrnbell0105 - Yeah I am sorry it's just they were like brothers to me but I know you were joking and I should have just took it for what it was which was an obvious joke.

    Sorry! =]

  • @JustinIsHere - Thanks :)

  • @suthrnbell0105 - I am from South Texas as well!

  • This guy tells the joke so horribly. It sounds like he really is trying to memorize word for word instead of showing, what he doesn't have like Patton Oswalt, charisma.

    He even plagiarized the "fuck that dude". Damn, he is more of a joke than the actual joke.

  • He's not even performing it well.

  • when i heard about this guy i thought he had just kind of taken the jist of oswalt's material and riffed on his bits, but he's literally repeating the stuff word for word. it's just sad and upsetting, poor show old boy.

  • What kind of sociopath steals bits as "word-for-word" as this? 

  • wow, what a fucking douche.

  • Who the fuck is this clown and who does he think he is? Patton Oswalt should stab him in the balls with a bayonet and feed him to Fucksquatch.

  • HACK!!

  • What a twat. Thanks for exposing this joke-stealing piece of trash.

  • Thats fucking pathetic!!! What an utterly despicable thing to do to blatantly lift another comedians material! And to deliver it so badly is an absolute travesty in itself!!!!!!!!

  • Underking is but the messenger. Do not shoot him.

    Nick Marsden OTOH should be suspended by his nutsack over a stage while Penn Jillette recites "Casey At The Bat."

  • @arlnee marsden, madsen, big diff. However you spell it, there's your anthropomorphic personification of a failure pile in a sadness bowl.

  • god bless the internet for allowing us to expose and berate shameful, pathetic queefs like this guy.

  • No offense to you underking.

  • down with nick madson. comedy thieves are scums. 

  • Effin horrible

  • Oh...this is painful. Not just material stolen VERBATIM, but topped off with a terrible, apathetic delivery. The contempt this guy must have for his audience is astounding.

    Makes me appreciate Oswalt even more than I already do.

  • Wow, just wow. The KFC Famous Bowl bit? Seriously? It's bad enough to steal jokes, but it's just plain stupid to steal what might very well be Oswalt's most well known bit.

    Hey I know, I'll nick some Carlin material. The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV was pretty fucking funny. NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.

    The Louis CK thing about how everything's amazing and nobody's happy was awesome on Conan. That's pretty obscure. It's not like anybody watches national television. I think I'll use that too.

  • Holy Shit. This is the worst delivery of fantastic jokes I have ever seen. This should be a lesson to all of you joke thieves out there. Comedy isn't JUST about great insight, material, and experience. It's also about the delivery. That's why Patton, Louis CK, and Dave Attel are some of the best comedians working. They can tell the same joke 4000 times and still sell it like the first time they told it. Nick Madson...go die in a fire.

  • Holy Shit. This is the worst delivery of fantastic jokes I have ever seen. This should be a lesson to all of you joke thieves out there. Comedy isn't JUST about great insight, material, and experience. It's also about the delivery. That's why Patton, Louis CK, and Dave Attel are some of the best comedians working. They can tell the same joke 4000 times and still sell it like the first time they told it. Nick Madson...go die in a fire.

  • How on earth did this douche fart think he could get away with this? May he never get another gig again.

  • Wow, and he's really not very good. KFC Famous Bowls is one of Patton's classics and this guy destroyed it. It was sad and painful to watch.

  • This is like watching a bad actor in an audition after he thought he could act after watching Fight Club.

  • I am less offended by the thievery than the poor, poor delivery.

  • Pathetic.

  • Oh my god that's pathetic...

  • OOOooh, poor Nick. It's like watching an old lady walk in front of a bus, but having a some food in your mouth.. Just sad.. He should be jailed.. Someone needs to start a face book page with that in mind. Maybe if we get enough people behind it?

  • He's doing it wrong.

  • cringe worthy

  • Nick Madson should be forced to wear one of those court-ordered signs! One that reads: I AM A JOKE THIEF!

  • Fucking....wow.

  • u son of a snitch ill kill u

  • Did this guy actually steal material verbatim from popular comics and expect not to get busted for it?

  • it sounds like he's doing an audition

  • Hey everyone... you're not allowed to hate this stuff because the guy posting it is not the actual comedian. That means you're supposed to click "Like." Duh, get with the program.

  • This Guy is going Places maybe one day he'll have a Action TV Fireman Show on a major cable network !

  • I like how he stops to read the material at 2:21... what a pro..

  • If you're gonna copy something, at the LEAST, do it JUSTICE!!!

    TERRIBLE TIMING!!!

  • Nick Madson is a brown hillock of douchebaggery.

  • lmao this person is retarded for stealing jokes. You just have to laugh at his performance because of how stupid he looks.

  • Rate this comment up if you hate seeing your favorite comedian get his jokes stolen by some douchebag who's giving the world of comedy a bad name.

  • ohh my god he did patton word for word what a fuckin cunt

  • andrew king is my fuckin hero for exposing this horrendous fraud, someone put this total douchebag Nick, who cant even COPY SOMEONES ROUTINE effectively, & with so little sense-on yahoo news.

    this fuck face gets put on the front page of yahoo with the caption "thief gets caught selling stolen comedy acts" & this shit will go WORLDWIDE.

    this dumb shit wont be able to get a job at wendy's after that shit, they'll be too afraid he'll take home burgers & be sellin em as "Madson Meat Monsters"!

  • wow hes stealing word by word

  • Its weird cus his tone of voice makes it less funny then when patten does the same routine, this guy is a fag

  • Wow, this is nearly Patton's routine verbatim. How did he think he could possibly think that he could get away with it?

  • Oh shi-

    Patton Oswalt better watch out. We may have another Nathan Gale story. "Patton's reading my mind and stealing my jokes."

  • this is so hard to watch. too bad you can only steal jokes, this guys could use someone elses stage precense

  • What a incredibly pathetic, shell of a person. I mean verbatim?

    Wow, this is really really creepy.

  • FUCK YOU NICK MADSON

  • I love how he has to keep reading his lines on the table :] I hope he gets sued Patton is a genius and doesn't deserve this!

  • what a coward this guy is... thank you Underking for exposing this loser

  • This is fake.

  • thanx for catching this douchebag #RED-HANDED, he's a thief, asshole and a liar hahaha

  • Fuck that guy.Someone needs to corner him and force to give every dime he's made doin this to a charity of patton's choice.

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  • This makes me so, so sad. As a comedian, this insult to the creative process hurts.

    @TheUnderking, I watched your set, I enjoyed it. Keep that Frasier joke.

  • This is insane. He fucking memorized werewolves and lollipops. SACK. OF. SHIT.

    Good work Underking for not letting this piece of shit get away with this.

  • I have to kinda blame the audience here for not shouting this guy down and callinh him out on this bullshit as soon as he started doing the "famous bowls" bit. Instead they sat there and laughed. The only thing that can explain that is that the audience was a bunch of poor, hapless losers who clearly really don't even like comedy because they'd not already heard the bits on their copies of "Werewolves and Lollipops."

  • I liked these jokes the first time I heard them.

  • I watched nick madson shave his vagina

  • This is fucking awful, what a dickhead. He doesn't even have the charisma to do these jokes.

  • Wow. Word for fucking word.

  • Fuckin' joke thief!

  • idiot

  • I think people are giving this video a bad rating because they don't like Nick.

    UnderKing uploaded this video to cite specific examples of Nicks' fraud.

    So really you should be giving this video a thumbs up.

    amirite?

  • Someone should seriously punch this cunt in the head repeatedly.

    Good on you Underking for bringing this thievery to light.

    As a side note, it's quite an amazing feat to steal routines word for word from Patton, who's a wonderfully hilarious comedian, and still manage to not be funny.

  • Don't flame the POSTER (TheUnderking) of this video! He is not the person doing the stolen stand-up

  • thats my dad

  • Can't steal timing, obviously

  • Wow, I love the part where he ripped off Patton Oswalt and made his routine surprisingly unfunny.

  • wow what a worthless piece of shit

  • i'd like to find this guy and slap the shit out of him... thank you for stealing because you have no creativity of your own...

  • Thief!!

  • Only thing that could have made this funny was if one of the people in the crowd actually knew hew Patton Oswalt was (unfortunate they didn't) and call this worthless asshole on his shit. There wouldn't have been a single way for him to defend himself. Thankful Myspace has this on their front page and more than likely this hack's career is over. Fuck him.

  • what a loser, cant even write his own jokes.

  • What a douche...this shit is word for word.

  • FUCKING THEIF

  • Piece of shit...

  • How can this idiot go out there and do someone else's material? This is completely disgusting and the single most disrespectful thing you can do in comedy.

  • ahaha i hope he gets booed off stage for the rest of his life

  • even that one-dimensional hack carlos mencia didn't claim to be the writer when he was confronted for being a joke thief. what a complete tool this madson guy is.

  • this guy is a joke thief vote his stuff down

  • @beatles5089 You do realize that I am not Nick Madson right? Voting down these videos doesn't affect him in any way. . .

  • @TheUnderking i dont care

  • NICK MADSON IS A PIECE OF SHIT~!!!

  • If I was in that crowd I would call him out.

  • This a GREAT video.........................­..the way he demonstrates how to be a HACK like nothing I have ever seen........the way he shortcuts the whole writing his own material process, the way he studied Patton Oswalt and becomes that character............simply Genius!!!!!!!!!

    And to think there are thousands of us comics out here wasting our time not stealing other peoples material

  • Kind of amazed nobody called him out from the audience. There has to have been a few (outside the cameraman) who knew what was going on. And he's just such a smarmy prick, it would have been harder NOT to heckle him...

    "Ooh! Ooh! Do The Angry Magician next!!"

  • Yeah i cannot believe how close this is....

    How stupid must you be.

    "Im going to steal a popular comics jokes and not even try to re word them in a way that makes it sound only similar...Ima do it so it sounds nearly exact...Nobody will notice!"

    WOW

    Reeeeeeeeeeeeetard

  • This guy is screwed, first he steals jokes that are not funny then he lies about writing for leno? WHats next? He's gonna say he fucked Bea Arthur. Zing!

  • sounds like Patton Oswald

  • nick madson will never work in this town again!!!

  • no good hack

  • When I was a kid, I played the grooves off Bill Cosby's albums and could do the routines by heart. But I didn't pretend it was my own material (and didn't get paid for it). What a pathetic loser.

  • Joooooooooooooke thieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef!

    There's gotta be SOMETHING you can write that's actually yours, homey. Let this "scandal" of you blatantly stealing other people's material...just go away, while you sit in your mountain super-lair and come up with some brilliant shit that's your own. Give yourself that chance.