He is the English fag AND theatre queer PUT TOGETHER and then fucked in the poop chute by bowman Montana community college's fall production of othello for the hearing impaired...EVER!
Oswalt was right to call him a sociopath. But that material could have gotten Charles Manson laughs so I don't know how this guy tanked so badly. He can't act either, or else he could have tried acting like a comedian
@judgeculph Oswalt was right to call him a sociopath. But that material could have gotten Charles Manson laughs so I don't know how this guy tanked so badly. He can't act either, or else he could have tried acting like a comedian.
The most pathetic thing about this is not that he steals Patton's Famous Bowls bit, but that he bombs. How the fuck do you bomb with that bit? It takes special effort to suck that hard.
wow, fucking word for word. He does a terrible job building up the joke the way patton so masterfully does. I'm glad the like/dislike bar looks like a red lightsaber because this douchebag is evil.
Nick you are a thief. Let that sink in. You stole Patton Oswalt's act. You have reached a level of desperation so elemental that there's a good chance you don't even feel that you've done something wrong. The problem is you're a horrible comedian anyway. You prove it every time someone watches this- and you made brilliant material sound terrible. Congratulations. You have joined the huge list of unoriginal, desperate, wannabes that no one will remember.
Next season, this douchenozzle will be on Tosh.0's "Web Redemption" trying to defend himself.
He doesn't have the personality to carry off Oswalt's jokes. The comedians he is ripping off have passion and a nearly fearless presence on stage. If this wasn't such a dick move, and he hadn't tried to weasel his way out of it in yet another dick move, I would almost feel sorry for him.
Me & my friends recite the Black Angus bit, gruff angry voice included, all the time. But we do it cuz we think it's super funny and we're Patton fans... not trying to win some lame ass open mic competition like this douche.
This is a perfect example of how delivery can make a joke. This guy does other comics' hilarious bits and makes them sound like they were written by a lobotomized chimp. Good lord.
I've known about this incident for a while but refused to watch it because I didn't want to see Patton's bits get wrecked but my curiosity got the better of me. Like Patton said, "You'd think it would be hard to fake subjective experience." When he does the Black Angus bit he doesn't even bother retooling it! Just says the same thing Oswalt said: "I love steak because I hate hippies."
Its hard to believe that someone would do something like that. How did he think he wouldn't get caught? Patton Oswalt is one of the funniest comedians ever.
I can't believe that no-one in the audience heckled him and called him a thieving cunt. Although, by the echo and the laughs, about 5 people are there, and anyone who didn't walk out as soon as this charisma-less fucktard walked on stage must be pretty retarded.
Stealing the jokes didn't even work out for him. His delivery couldn't have been more awful. He doesn't even let it sink in for the people, he just darts out the lines like he's running out of time.
@Goynes42 And I just realized, he even screwed up the last line of the Black Angus skit. It's supposed to be "Black Angus -- Doors are locked from the outside, faggot!" ...which is a great punchline that "makes" the joke. And Nick says "doors are locked from the INside." Not only is blatant joke plagiarism the stupidest thing in the world to do, he went and destroyed a great punchline while he was at it.
How did this guy think ripping off one of the most well known comics in America was a good idea? And yeah, his delivery is terrible.......like, for every joke.......
Wow what a no-talent, uncreative prick. He didn't even do a good job of retelling the KFC joke. If you have no creativity, at least tell your stolen material in a compelling way. esus.
what the FUCK is this shit dick thinking?? Did he think nobody would catch it? He tried to tell people he wrote for Patton Oswalt. BAHAHA! Even better, nobody is laughing because he can't deliver a joke like Patton can. Effin' loser. I hope he gets ass cancer in his mouth.
@suthrnbell0105 - I know joke stealing is awful but wishing cancer on someone is a terrible thing to say. I have had friends pass away from cancer and my Aunt was recently diagnosed with breast cancer.
@JustinIsHere - Uh...I think everybody knows someone who has passed away from some type of cancer...but, honestly...it's pretty irrelevant because my comment was a JOKE in case you didn't catch it. Nobody can or ever will get 'ass cancer' in their mouth because...well...it's ASS cancer. Lighten up.
@suthrnbell0105 - Yeah I am sorry it's just they were like brothers to me but I know you were joking and I should have just took it for what it was which was an obvious joke.
This guy tells the joke so horribly. It sounds like he really is trying to memorize word for word instead of showing, what he doesn't have like Patton Oswalt, charisma.
He even plagiarized the "fuck that dude". Damn, he is more of a joke than the actual joke.
when i heard about this guy i thought he had just kind of taken the jist of oswalt's material and riffed on his bits, but he's literally repeating the stuff word for word. it's just sad and upsetting, poor show old boy.
Thats fucking pathetic!!! What an utterly despicable thing to do to blatantly lift another comedians material! And to deliver it so badly is an absolute travesty in itself!!!!!!!!
Oh...this is painful. Not just material stolen VERBATIM, but topped off with a terrible, apathetic delivery. The contempt this guy must have for his audience is astounding.
Makes me appreciate Oswalt even more than I already do.
Wow, just wow. The KFC Famous Bowl bit? Seriously? It's bad enough to steal jokes, but it's just plain stupid to steal what might very well be Oswalt's most well known bit.
Hey I know, I'll nick some Carlin material. The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV was pretty fucking funny. NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.
The Louis CK thing about how everything's amazing and nobody's happy was awesome on Conan. That's pretty obscure. It's not like anybody watches national television. I think I'll use that too.
Holy Shit. This is the worst delivery of fantastic jokes I have ever seen. This should be a lesson to all of you joke thieves out there. Comedy isn't JUST about great insight, material, and experience. It's also about the delivery. That's why Patton, Louis CK, and Dave Attel are some of the best comedians working. They can tell the same joke 4000 times and still sell it like the first time they told it. Nick Madson...go die in a fire.
Holy Shit. This is the worst delivery of fantastic jokes I have ever seen. This should be a lesson to all of you joke thieves out there. Comedy isn't JUST about great insight, material, and experience. It's also about the delivery. That's why Patton, Louis CK, and Dave Attel are some of the best comedians working. They can tell the same joke 4000 times and still sell it like the first time they told it. Nick Madson...go die in a fire.
OOOooh, poor Nick. It's like watching an old lady walk in front of a bus, but having a some food in your mouth.. Just sad.. He should be jailed.. Someone needs to start a face book page with that in mind. Maybe if we get enough people behind it?
Hey everyone... you're not allowed to hate this stuff because the guy posting it is not the actual comedian. That means you're supposed to click "Like." Duh, get with the program.
andrew king is my fuckin hero for exposing this horrendous fraud, someone put this total douchebag Nick, who cant even COPY SOMEONES ROUTINE effectively, & with so little sense-on yahoo news.
this fuck face gets put on the front page of yahoo with the caption "thief gets caught selling stolen comedy acts" & this shit will go WORLDWIDE.
this dumb shit wont be able to get a job at wendy's after that shit, they'll be too afraid he'll take home burgers & be sellin em as "Madson Meat Monsters"!
This guy has the saddest existence in all the land.
I (don't want to) wonder what an extensive collection of homo-erotic porn he must own to keep his ball licking technique finely honed for his friends' amusement After the show.
I have to kinda blame the audience here for not shouting this guy down and callinh him out on this bullshit as soon as he started doing the "famous bowls" bit. Instead they sat there and laughed. The only thing that can explain that is that the audience was a bunch of poor, hapless losers who clearly really don't even like comedy because they'd not already heard the bits on their copies of "Werewolves and Lollipops."
Someone should seriously punch this cunt in the head repeatedly.
Good on you Underking for bringing this thievery to light.
As a side note, it's quite an amazing feat to steal routines word for word from Patton, who's a wonderfully hilarious comedian, and still manage to not be funny.
Only thing that could have made this funny was if one of the people in the crowd actually knew hew Patton Oswalt was (unfortunate they didn't) and call this worthless asshole on his shit. There wouldn't have been a single way for him to defend himself. Thankful Myspace has this on their front page and more than likely this hack's career is over. Fuck him.
How can this idiot go out there and do someone else's material? This is completely disgusting and the single most disrespectful thing you can do in comedy.
even that one-dimensional hack carlos mencia didn't claim to be the writer when he was confronted for being a joke thief. what a complete tool this madson guy is.
This a GREAT video...........................the way he demonstrates how to be a HACK like nothing I have ever seen........the way he shortcuts the whole writing his own material process, the way he studied Patton Oswalt and becomes that character............simply Genius!!!!!!!!!
And to think there are thousands of us comics out here wasting our time not stealing other peoples material
Kind of amazed nobody called him out from the audience. There has to have been a few (outside the cameraman) who knew what was going on. And he's just such a smarmy prick, it would have been harder NOT to heckle him...
"Im going to steal a popular comics jokes and not even try to re word them in a way that makes it sound only similar...Ima do it so it sounds nearly exact...Nobody will notice!"
This guy is screwed, first he steals jokes that are not funny then he lies about writing for leno? WHats next? He's gonna say he fucked Bea Arthur. Zing!
When I was a kid, I played the grooves off Bill Cosby's albums and could do the routines by heart. But I didn't pretend it was my own material (and didn't get paid for it). What a pathetic loser.
There's gotta be SOMETHING you can write that's actually yours, homey. Let this "scandal" of you blatantly stealing other people's material...just go away, while you sit in your mountain super-lair and come up with some brilliant shit that's your own. Give yourself that chance.
looooool word for fucking word.
D00drebeau 4 days ago
hahaha incredible
heyeveryoneimcool 2 weeks ago
thief
modshroom 3 months ago
He is the English fag AND theatre queer PUT TOGETHER and then fucked in the poop chute by bowman Montana community college's fall production of othello for the hearing impaired...EVER!
dj4650 4 months ago
Nick Madson is a real asshole loser.
picaratiger 4 months ago
Oswalt was right to call him a sociopath. But that material could have gotten Charles Manson laughs so I don't know how this guy tanked so badly. He can't act either, or else he could have tried acting like a comedian
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@judgeculph Oswalt was right to call him a sociopath. But that material could have gotten Charles Manson laughs so I don't know how this guy tanked so badly. He can't act either, or else he could have tried acting like a comedian.
BNicodemo 4 months ago
Yeah I just caught "waffles," and even that hard to understand while my brain was screaming.
dj4650 5 months ago
The most pathetic thing about this is not that he steals Patton's Famous Bowls bit, but that he bombs. How the fuck do you bomb with that bit? It takes special effort to suck that hard.
jbrisby 5 months ago 2
I'm just waiting for the potato bug to crawl out of his skull.
corycousins 5 months ago
what a douchesling
shadymugs 6 months ago
wow, fucking word for word. He does a terrible job building up the joke the way patton so masterfully does. I'm glad the like/dislike bar looks like a red lightsaber because this douchebag is evil.
ManifestPanda 6 months ago
the funniest part is him changing Pink Floyd to This Mortal Coil. Punching it up a bit for the kids.
tubesofboobs 7 months ago
This is like a karoke version of stand up comedy. Oswalt himself nailed this guy a year ago, thanks to Andrew King.
MrJohndoakes 8 months ago 3
Hilarious Stuff!!!!! Does this guy have any CD's or records or anything? (Bloop bleep bleep (explodes).
Bungslimer 8 months ago
Kind of impressive how much effort he puts into putting no effort into his comedy whatsoever.
eruption257 9 months ago
I "like" how he slipped a Dave Attell theft in there as well. "The Unfuckables" made a reasonable segue to "Physics for Poets" I guess.
jdsteinhauser 9 months ago
Nick you are a thief. Let that sink in. You stole Patton Oswalt's act. You have reached a level of desperation so elemental that there's a good chance you don't even feel that you've done something wrong. The problem is you're a horrible comedian anyway. You prove it every time someone watches this- and you made brilliant material sound terrible. Congratulations. You have joined the huge list of unoriginal, desperate, wannabes that no one will remember.
Rubin33 9 months ago
This guy has gotta be a troll.
Yanxie 10 months ago
This guys delivery is fucking horrible
Sharkboy19 10 months ago 2
What a cunt.
insinuwait 11 months ago
Next season, this douchenozzle will be on Tosh.0's "Web Redemption" trying to defend himself.
He doesn't have the personality to carry off Oswalt's jokes. The comedians he is ripping off have passion and a nearly fearless presence on stage. If this wasn't such a dick move, and he hadn't tried to weasel his way out of it in yet another dick move, I would almost feel sorry for him.
abstractthreat 11 months ago
Why did he do this?
Megamel99 11 months ago
Me & my friends recite the Black Angus bit, gruff angry voice included, all the time. But we do it cuz we think it's super funny and we're Patton fans... not trying to win some lame ass open mic competition like this douche.
KingNothing125 11 months ago
nick madsen is the human embodiment of the KFC famous bowl.
scarygary5678 1 year ago
Gee, he isn't nearly as funny as Patton, the guy he stole this bit from. It's almost like he's not a professional or something. craaaazy.
StandUpAndSmile 1 year ago
...he's reciting it word for word, wow
what a piece of shit
dorkrockcorkrod 1 year ago
Wow, he could've been less blatant about stealing jokes.
KTF0 1 year ago
Horrible comedian taking an awesome comedian's jokes and failing. This guy should be banned from ever performing again.
symbolofdeth 1 year ago
Clearly this guy has no idea who This Mortal Coil is and I doubt he is familiar with that particular album.
FatWaxPat 1 year ago
holy shit! this is obscene! how could someone repeat so much verbatim? he's not even trying to be original.
dbs521 1 year ago
This is unbelievable. The hell is wrong with this guy?
dtek40k 1 year ago
so sad...he cant even make it funny....
teskio 1 year ago
What a dumb douchebag. He will miss everything cool and die angry.
thistlewood 1 year ago 31
This is a perfect example of how delivery can make a joke. This guy does other comics' hilarious bits and makes them sound like they were written by a lobotomized chimp. Good lord.
thirtysilver 1 year ago
Is this guy serious?
cappyjones 1 year ago
Boo what a thieving douche
NickKlotz04 1 year ago
I've known about this incident for a while but refused to watch it because I didn't want to see Patton's bits get wrecked but my curiosity got the better of me. Like Patton said, "You'd think it would be hard to fake subjective experience." When he does the Black Angus bit he doesn't even bother retooling it! Just says the same thing Oswalt said: "I love steak because I hate hippies."
KHowlett1981 1 year ago
look at the tags . . . win
cstviz 1 year ago
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what a fucking faggot. I hope someone in his hometown ass rapes him.
AcademicusMaximus 1 year ago
Its hard to believe that someone would do something like that. How did he think he wouldn't get caught? Patton Oswalt is one of the funniest comedians ever.
DesmondE 1 year ago
I can't believe that no-one in the audience heckled him and called him a thieving cunt. Although, by the echo and the laughs, about 5 people are there, and anyone who didn't walk out as soon as this charisma-less fucktard walked on stage must be pretty retarded.
thedotpeople 1 year ago
what a piece of shit that guy is...jeeez
CarIosMencia 1 year ago 2
Hey man I'm producing a show called King of Queens and I think you'd be great for the part of Spen........Oh.....Uh never mind
JoeMX05 1 year ago
the thing is.. i don't understand why would somebody copy word for word of something that is being watched by many people....... fails...
thebenchwarmer 1 year ago
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Goodyearmonkey 1 year ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMM YOOOOOU DICK!
Goodyearmonkey 1 year ago
dude you can like tell he memorized it ! how can he sleep at night? this guy just doesn't have it!
RNCatt 1 year ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
as if Patton Oswalt wasn't unfunny enough
Noyore 1 year ago
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RNCatt 1 year ago
@Noyore you're gay
RNCatt 1 year ago
@Noyore So there actually are people out there without a sense of humor.
d06svt 1 year ago
When the cities are but dust, Alien civilizations wil know that Nick Madson was a douchebag! xD
Mistakenlife 1 year ago 2
Stealing the jokes didn't even work out for him. His delivery couldn't have been more awful. He doesn't even let it sink in for the people, he just darts out the lines like he's running out of time.
Pretty tough to watch.
IOYB 1 year ago 7
UIT HAS BEEN STOLED
maksie88 1 year ago
I hope you get lupus.
shimmymonkey 1 year ago
fucking cocksucker just like mencia
this guy even sped it up to ruin it
the exact same routine but way worse
calebmcnamara1 1 year ago
you can repeat patton oswalts jokes but without the emotion ......... whats the point?
narutorun 1 year ago 4
What a douche, stealing Patton Oswalt's joke.
remakese 1 year ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this guy.
Goynes42 1 year ago
@Goynes42 And I just realized, he even screwed up the last line of the Black Angus skit. It's supposed to be "Black Angus -- Doors are locked from the outside, faggot!" ...which is a great punchline that "makes" the joke. And Nick says "doors are locked from the INside." Not only is blatant joke plagiarism the stupidest thing in the world to do, he went and destroyed a great punchline while he was at it.
Goynes42 1 year ago
How did this guy think ripping off one of the most well known comics in America was a good idea? And yeah, his delivery is terrible.......like, for every joke.......
bwc3821 1 year ago
Unbelievable. What a frickin hack!!! And his delivery sucks as well.
EclecticIce 1 year ago 2
Wow, fucking unoriginal thief.
translucentorb 1 year ago
word for fucking word. my god, that's just tacky.
OrTheThirdPerson 1 year ago
I saw Patton Oswalt do this material, but he was better at it. Who the hell is THIS guy?
ElPayasoMalo 1 year ago
wow this guy sucks
jumper1294 1 year ago
Wow what a no-talent, uncreative prick. He didn't even do a good job of retelling the KFC joke. If you have no creativity, at least tell your stolen material in a compelling way. esus.
LardGargantuus 1 year ago 4
Wow, verbatim until the last word.
NatTowsen 1 year ago
lame lame lame lame.
MichaelHortonEsq 1 year ago
what a dick. somehow manages to make excellent material sound mediocre. scum bag.
poisoned262 1 year ago 2
what the FUCK is this shit dick thinking?? Did he think nobody would catch it? He tried to tell people he wrote for Patton Oswalt. BAHAHA! Even better, nobody is laughing because he can't deliver a joke like Patton can. Effin' loser. I hope he gets ass cancer in his mouth.
suthrnbell0105 1 year ago 3
@suthrnbell0105 - I know joke stealing is awful but wishing cancer on someone is a terrible thing to say. I have had friends pass away from cancer and my Aunt was recently diagnosed with breast cancer.
JustinIsHere 1 year ago
@JustinIsHere - Uh...I think everybody knows someone who has passed away from some type of cancer...but, honestly...it's pretty irrelevant because my comment was a JOKE in case you didn't catch it. Nobody can or ever will get 'ass cancer' in their mouth because...well...it's ASS cancer. Lighten up.
suthrnbell0105 1 year ago 2
@suthrnbell0105 - Yeah I am sorry it's just they were like brothers to me but I know you were joking and I should have just took it for what it was which was an obvious joke.
Sorry! =]
JustinIsHere 1 year ago
@JustinIsHere - Thanks :)
suthrnbell0105 1 year ago
@suthrnbell0105 - I am from South Texas as well!
JustinIsHere 1 year ago
This guy tells the joke so horribly. It sounds like he really is trying to memorize word for word instead of showing, what he doesn't have like Patton Oswalt, charisma.
He even plagiarized the "fuck that dude". Damn, he is more of a joke than the actual joke.
SquishyCandyftw 1 year ago
He's not even performing it well.
kellyjo562 1 year ago
when i heard about this guy i thought he had just kind of taken the jist of oswalt's material and riffed on his bits, but he's literally repeating the stuff word for word. it's just sad and upsetting, poor show old boy.
mickeycharbagz 1 year ago
What kind of sociopath steals bits as "word-for-word" as this?
Bombtrack411 1 year ago
wow, what a fucking douche.
ImUnlikeAnyOther 1 year ago
Who the fuck is this clown and who does he think he is? Patton Oswalt should stab him in the balls with a bayonet and feed him to Fucksquatch.
Soundboy6 1 year ago
HACK!!
areyouolsen 1 year ago
What a twat. Thanks for exposing this joke-stealing piece of trash.
DrFlaxWebFLOO 1 year ago
Thats fucking pathetic!!! What an utterly despicable thing to do to blatantly lift another comedians material! And to deliver it so badly is an absolute travesty in itself!!!!!!!!
dowie999 1 year ago
Underking is but the messenger. Do not shoot him.
Nick Marsden OTOH should be suspended by his nutsack over a stage while Penn Jillette recites "Casey At The Bat."
arlnee 1 year ago
@arlnee marsden, madsen, big diff. However you spell it, there's your anthropomorphic personification of a failure pile in a sadness bowl.
arlnee 1 year ago
god bless the internet for allowing us to expose and berate shameful, pathetic queefs like this guy.
madlib23 1 year ago
No offense to you underking.
shrimp2134 1 year ago
down with nick madson. comedy thieves are scums.
shrimp2134 1 year ago
Effin horrible
poppapete28 1 year ago
Oh...this is painful. Not just material stolen VERBATIM, but topped off with a terrible, apathetic delivery. The contempt this guy must have for his audience is astounding.
Makes me appreciate Oswalt even more than I already do.
Maarow 1 year ago
Wow, just wow. The KFC Famous Bowl bit? Seriously? It's bad enough to steal jokes, but it's just plain stupid to steal what might very well be Oswalt's most well known bit.
Hey I know, I'll nick some Carlin material. The Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV was pretty fucking funny. NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW.
The Louis CK thing about how everything's amazing and nobody's happy was awesome on Conan. That's pretty obscure. It's not like anybody watches national television. I think I'll use that too.
singedrac 1 year ago
Holy Shit. This is the worst delivery of fantastic jokes I have ever seen. This should be a lesson to all of you joke thieves out there. Comedy isn't JUST about great insight, material, and experience. It's also about the delivery. That's why Patton, Louis CK, and Dave Attel are some of the best comedians working. They can tell the same joke 4000 times and still sell it like the first time they told it. Nick Madson...go die in a fire.
geohul 1 year ago
Holy Shit. This is the worst delivery of fantastic jokes I have ever seen. This should be a lesson to all of you joke thieves out there. Comedy isn't JUST about great insight, material, and experience. It's also about the delivery. That's why Patton, Louis CK, and Dave Attel are some of the best comedians working. They can tell the same joke 4000 times and still sell it like the first time they told it. Nick Madson...go die in a fire.
geohul 1 year ago 2
How on earth did this douche fart think he could get away with this? May he never get another gig again.
KorbenDallas87 1 year ago
Wow, and he's really not very good. KFC Famous Bowls is one of Patton's classics and this guy destroyed it. It was sad and painful to watch.
marstons99 1 year ago
This is like watching a bad actor in an audition after he thought he could act after watching Fight Club.
padraig89 1 year ago
I am less offended by the thievery than the poor, poor delivery.
wandysilva 1 year ago 2
Pathetic.
jadway1979 1 year ago
Oh my god that's pathetic...
jadway1979 1 year ago
OOOooh, poor Nick. It's like watching an old lady walk in front of a bus, but having a some food in your mouth.. Just sad.. He should be jailed.. Someone needs to start a face book page with that in mind. Maybe if we get enough people behind it?
klingchad 1 year ago
He's doing it wrong.
RTistAngel 1 year ago
cringe worthy
JonnyLikesPie 1 year ago
Nick Madson should be forced to wear one of those court-ordered signs! One that reads: I AM A JOKE THIEF!
KaylorMade 1 year ago
Fucking....wow.
GTRhvn 1 year ago
u son of a snitch ill kill u
TheGirlYouDoNotKnow 1 year ago
Did this guy actually steal material verbatim from popular comics and expect not to get busted for it?
fyourspace 1 year ago
it sounds like he's doing an audition
nickypeeps 1 year ago
Hey everyone... you're not allowed to hate this stuff because the guy posting it is not the actual comedian. That means you're supposed to click "Like." Duh, get with the program.
timharrod 1 year ago 2
This Guy is going Places maybe one day he'll have a Action TV Fireman Show on a major cable network !
SOLIE6226 1 year ago
I like how he stops to read the material at 2:21... what a pro..
PicknJoe 1 year ago
If you're gonna copy something, at the LEAST, do it JUSTICE!!!
TERRIBLE TIMING!!!
djjonnyd2000 1 year ago
Nick Madson is a brown hillock of douchebaggery.
jdpelletier1 1 year ago 30
lmao this person is retarded for stealing jokes. You just have to laugh at his performance because of how stupid he looks.
JohnnyLovelyOfficial 1 year ago
Rate this comment up if you hate seeing your favorite comedian get his jokes stolen by some douchebag who's giving the world of comedy a bad name.
MartytheMarty 1 year ago
ohh my god he did patton word for word what a fuckin cunt
jameslikesmuse88 1 year ago
andrew king is my fuckin hero for exposing this horrendous fraud, someone put this total douchebag Nick, who cant even COPY SOMEONES ROUTINE effectively, & with so little sense-on yahoo news.
this fuck face gets put on the front page of yahoo with the caption "thief gets caught selling stolen comedy acts" & this shit will go WORLDWIDE.
this dumb shit wont be able to get a job at wendy's after that shit, they'll be too afraid he'll take home burgers & be sellin em as "Madson Meat Monsters"!
jessnjon15 1 year ago 4
wow hes stealing word by word
mobby32 1 year ago
Its weird cus his tone of voice makes it less funny then when patten does the same routine, this guy is a fag
txcallahan 1 year ago 19
Wow, this is nearly Patton's routine verbatim. How did he think he could possibly think that he could get away with it?
PohTayToez 1 year ago
Oh shi-
Patton Oswalt better watch out. We may have another Nathan Gale story. "Patton's reading my mind and stealing my jokes."
poserdestroyer666 1 year ago
this is so hard to watch. too bad you can only steal jokes, this guys could use someone elses stage precense
saskrotch 1 year ago
What a incredibly pathetic, shell of a person. I mean verbatim?
Wow, this is really really creepy.
6207865 1 year ago
FUCK YOU NICK MADSON
shamangod 1 year ago
I love how he has to keep reading his lines on the table :] I hope he gets sued Patton is a genius and doesn't deserve this!
XxDamnedAngelxX 1 year ago
what a coward this guy is... thank you Underking for exposing this loser
bonerzzzzz 1 year ago
This is fake.
zynthesis 1 year ago
thanx for catching this douchebag #RED-HANDED, he's a thief, asshole and a liar hahaha
Colindo28 1 year ago
Fuck that guy.Someone needs to corner him and force to give every dime he's made doin this to a charity of patton's choice.
justindfitz 1 year ago
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This guy has the saddest existence in all the land.
I (don't want to) wonder what an extensive collection of homo-erotic porn he must own to keep his ball licking technique finely honed for his friends' amusement After the show.
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CjGuitarist82 1 year ago
This makes me so, so sad. As a comedian, this insult to the creative process hurts.
@TheUnderking, I watched your set, I enjoyed it. Keep that Frasier joke.
merrittfan 1 year ago
This is insane. He fucking memorized werewolves and lollipops. SACK. OF. SHIT.
Good work Underking for not letting this piece of shit get away with this.
ktb636 1 year ago
I have to kinda blame the audience here for not shouting this guy down and callinh him out on this bullshit as soon as he started doing the "famous bowls" bit. Instead they sat there and laughed. The only thing that can explain that is that the audience was a bunch of poor, hapless losers who clearly really don't even like comedy because they'd not already heard the bits on their copies of "Werewolves and Lollipops."
lisarenee3505 1 year ago
I liked these jokes the first time I heard them.
olson4556 1 year ago
I watched nick madson shave his vagina
Erock86 1 year ago
This is fucking awful, what a dickhead. He doesn't even have the charisma to do these jokes.
samuraikarasu 1 year ago
Wow. Word for fucking word.
VoidLS 1 year ago
Fuckin' joke thief!
SwampThizzle 1 year ago
idiot
omega972 1 year ago
I think people are giving this video a bad rating because they don't like Nick.
UnderKing uploaded this video to cite specific examples of Nicks' fraud.
So really you should be giving this video a thumbs up.
amirite?
xjohnson42 1 year ago 2
Someone should seriously punch this cunt in the head repeatedly.
Good on you Underking for bringing this thievery to light.
As a side note, it's quite an amazing feat to steal routines word for word from Patton, who's a wonderfully hilarious comedian, and still manage to not be funny.
tooFantastical 1 year ago
Don't flame the POSTER (TheUnderking) of this video! He is not the person doing the stolen stand-up
steveolou 1 year ago 53
thats my dad
tzatzatza 1 year ago
Can't steal timing, obviously
superdeuce2222 1 year ago 2
Wow, I love the part where he ripped off Patton Oswalt and made his routine surprisingly unfunny.
Mac1779 1 year ago
wow what a worthless piece of shit
hurlyhotpants182 1 year ago
i'd like to find this guy and slap the shit out of him... thank you for stealing because you have no creativity of your own...
sxyinc69 1 year ago
Thief!!
bobuckdaddy 1 year ago
Only thing that could have made this funny was if one of the people in the crowd actually knew hew Patton Oswalt was (unfortunate they didn't) and call this worthless asshole on his shit. There wouldn't have been a single way for him to defend himself. Thankful Myspace has this on their front page and more than likely this hack's career is over. Fuck him.
Defleshuary 1 year ago
what a loser, cant even write his own jokes.
nerrad127 1 year ago
What a douche...this shit is word for word.
patsh321 1 year ago 7
FUCKING THEIF
SickMike 1 year ago
Piece of shit...
SETHWANTSAHUG 1 year ago
How can this idiot go out there and do someone else's material? This is completely disgusting and the single most disrespectful thing you can do in comedy.
esjacobsen15 1 year ago
ahaha i hope he gets booed off stage for the rest of his life
Plisskin84 1 year ago
even that one-dimensional hack carlos mencia didn't claim to be the writer when he was confronted for being a joke thief. what a complete tool this madson guy is.
starelikeajunkie 1 year ago
this guy is a joke thief vote his stuff down
beatles5089 1 year ago
@beatles5089 You do realize that I am not Nick Madson right? Voting down these videos doesn't affect him in any way. . .
TheUnderking 1 year ago 31
@TheUnderking i dont care
beatles5089 1 year ago
NICK MADSON IS A PIECE OF SHIT~!!!
whr30 1 year ago
If I was in that crowd I would call him out.
paniccat 1 year ago
This a GREAT video...........................the way he demonstrates how to be a HACK like nothing I have ever seen........the way he shortcuts the whole writing his own material process, the way he studied Patton Oswalt and becomes that character............simply Genius!!!!!!!!!
And to think there are thousands of us comics out here wasting our time not stealing other peoples material
mackdaddyofcomedy 1 year ago
Kind of amazed nobody called him out from the audience. There has to have been a few (outside the cameraman) who knew what was going on. And he's just such a smarmy prick, it would have been harder NOT to heckle him...
"Ooh! Ooh! Do The Angry Magician next!!"
steelydanno 1 year ago
Yeah i cannot believe how close this is....
How stupid must you be.
"Im going to steal a popular comics jokes and not even try to re word them in a way that makes it sound only similar...Ima do it so it sounds nearly exact...Nobody will notice!"
WOW
Reeeeeeeeeeeeetard
TriviumCrusader17 1 year ago
This guy is screwed, first he steals jokes that are not funny then he lies about writing for leno? WHats next? He's gonna say he fucked Bea Arthur. Zing!
knightbeauchamp 1 year ago
sounds like Patton Oswald
buzzsaw99 1 year ago
nick madson will never work in this town again!!!
1pizzaparty1 1 year ago
no good hack
bigrod6904 1 year ago
When I was a kid, I played the grooves off Bill Cosby's albums and could do the routines by heart. But I didn't pretend it was my own material (and didn't get paid for it). What a pathetic loser.
Cabochon1360 1 year ago
Joooooooooooooke thieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef!
There's gotta be SOMETHING you can write that's actually yours, homey. Let this "scandal" of you blatantly stealing other people's material...just go away, while you sit in your mountain super-lair and come up with some brilliant shit that's your own. Give yourself that chance.
Chemy300 1 year ago