Study: Chocolate Beats Kissing

[Usacicknanhu]

I think it depends on how good a kisser your partner is and how you feel about them as well vs. the quality of chocolate that you are offered

[wuzzupl]

lindt chocolate is good ;)

[innHD]

chocolate, whipcream, icecream, nuts and sex

[MrIloveyourboyfreind]

i hate dark chocolate its discusing ewwww milk chocolate yummm :)

[NothingBut666]

73% of women prefer chocolate over rape. the other 27% are diabetic.

i believe that was a joke.

[woodyfly]

Only people who would prefer chocolate over kissing/sex must be really impulsive (and probably unhealthy and fat)

Shiit chocolate isn't even that good

[Ivan951]

Cenk man, kick back on the extra butter on that popcorn.

[steveoboston]

I like Cenk's take on Jayar's inner monologue.

[Maddacheb]

I'd much rather kiss ana I dont even like chocolate that much

[sotoj159]

Lol, when i read the title, i thought it said "Chocolate Beasts Kissing"...i was like WTF???

[ummmwhatnow]

@sotoj159 I thought it said "chocolate breasts kissing"

[007HubbaBubba]

Like comparing Apples to Oranges?

[KwenHuda2010]

lol, JR is Hot and whenever he speaks....he makes sense by how fair and balanced he is.

about the study, I'm not into chocolate or sweet, but whatever floats ppl's boat.

[cherrydog9]

whu bout making out wif chocolate in each other's moufs

[skyzefawlun]

JR has the best of both worlds... making out with him would be like eating a bar of chocolate. You know it's true.

[jotunobsidianeyes]

Even lesbian spit kissing? I'd still rather make out with my girlfriend.

[marcarmstrong88]

ahh leave JR alone :( 

lol

[megamarsvin]

Kissing, maybe, the rest, definitely not ;)

[halcyon0830]

Nothing beats Natural...

( . Y . )

[JohnnyLovely2]

@halcyon0830 r those supposed 2 b eyes??

[ArtypNk]

If chocolate would be better than making out, why would you have anyone who weights under 100 kilograms?

[dec231985]

Just let it sit there

[LMA629]

another poll said that 70% of women would rather have chocolate than sex

[Chris12163]

Haha love the voice at the end. This study is funny and hilarious to watch you guys talk about.

[halcyon0830]

I only eat Ice Cream when it is served smothered all over a hot women's naked body.

[Hardtongue]

@halcyon0830 I only eat it when it's melted over my meaty cock.

[halcyon0830]

In Japan they eat food from a Women's Naked body.

She IS the Table, She IS the Plate.

[yusefdoodie]

Dark chocolate tastes amazing...on a woman's skin ;)

[elmirasahar]

dark chocolate is gross.

[SketchyBack]

I do the same thing as Cenk. Swirl the chocolate around before swallowing,,, no homo

[Leadman1989]

buying it chocolate makes me horny total aphrodisiac

[dEdGrimley]

Way too subjective to be an accurate study.

[ImAMassiveBender]

The thought of kissing Ana is the no. 1 preventable cause of heart attacks in Youtube subscribers (well, that and hyperobesity from all the sitting around wasting time on youtube videos)

[my89tube]

That sensation of having a sexy girl's soft lips massaging your lips, then things get a little wetter when your tongue is sliding against her toungue.....there aint no damn way that compares to a hershey's bar.

Twix is another story though.

[Gh0sty1]

@my89tube you gave me a boner.

[007HubbaBubba]

@my89tube

"Twix are for Kid's"

[RaynMan718]

The people that did this study don't get any ass whatsoever.

[Oldcartoons571]

@RaynMan718 Or maybe you dont. They probly get alot more than you if they are "bored"

[RaynMan718]

@Oldcartoons571 No, their just not doing it right. I'm glad you know about my sex life i don't have to lie anymore. Thank you.

[EclecticSceptic]

bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop

[qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

kissing > chocolate 

[Reqrezentin]

Stupid ass study

[mmegdaniel]

who the fuck comes up with these dumbass studies?

[VolcanicPenguin]

Haha Cenk don't do the whooshi whooshi thing in your mouth when ya drink beverages and stuff it's bad for the teeth.

[faething]

Jr IS the chocolate! (Yum!)

[scorpionkings]

Chocolate causes your brain to have a similar chemical reaction as it does to cocaine, that's a major reason reason why people like it so much because it makes you feel good consuming it.  Why do you think chocolate is the #1 flavor?

Personally I prefer milk chocolate..

[c1o2d3y]

1:11

jizz in my pants

[dlindstadt]

1:08-1:12 goes in the weekly highlights 4 sure lol

[tanoura12]

Shaytards rock

[XSC3]

kissing can make you fat too, though (lead to pregnancy)

sorry, somebody had to say it!

[raphaeltingley]

At 1:09 Cenk makes the AWESOME FACE! ! !

[evildude220]

Make out with a chocolate bar in your mouth. Problem solved.

[studio7manga]

@KOMC4444

Wincest aye? Chocolate coated wincest, ever better.

[dragonofthedarknight]

Dark Chocolate is so fucking gross. Milk Chocolate, yes, but dark chocolate? Ew.

[Taser15]

@dragonofthedarknight Dark chocolate is better for your health :D

[studio7manga]

Chocolate + Kissing = Chocolate Kisses > Chocolate or Kisses

[gan0nsl4y3r]

95% dark

[TearsofaGhost]

i dont even like chocolate

[cadman2300]

No wonder the chocolate industry is doing so much better than the perfume and lip-gloss industries combined. You just can't beat the taste that melts in your mouth and not in your hands.

[Hopeful71]

Ladies and Gentlemen...SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!

[MistuhCoolio]

Correction. Chocolate is greater than or equal to making out.

[LactatingPops]

my man milk beats chocolate! LOL!

it tastes like ham!!

[dasean120]

@LactatingPops come on

[LactatingPops]

@dasean120

squeeze my tittie and try some for yurself.

taste the goodness. LOL!

[studio7manga]

@LactatingPops

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[LactatingPops]

@studio7manga

tell a friend and share the goodness.LOL!!

[studio7manga]

@LactatingPops

>:3  :D

[ZeroHex5412]

How the HELL do they keep pumping out videos everyday?

[bj29ca]

seizure at 1:09

[AWSH17]

why do these fuckers keep taking studies like they take jizz in the face, STUDIES ARE NOT NECESSARILY ACCURATE YOU STUPID DINGBAT LIBERAL FAGTARDS!!! LEARN TO DO SOME BASIC STATISTICAL ANALYSIS THEN WELL TALK!!!! whats with this cenk guy anyway, all he does is slick his hair back and go "hey, how YOUUu doin bebe" "OF COUUURSE" "HELL NO YOU CANT" and he doesnt know shit about politics, ana is dumb too, S.E. Cupp>>>>ana kantspellian

[ZeroHex5412]

@AWSH17 umad?

[peeblogger]

@AWSH17 you need a hug.

[studio7manga]

@AWSH17

Lol, yeah news is bad at reporting science, but what do you expect? They aren't science people.

[AWSH17]

@studio7manga at least the guys at fox dont pretend to be scientist unlike these dingbat liberals, i can see why cenk likes this study though, he obviously had a lot of chocolate and not a lot of kissing

[debaser71]

I can't watch TYT for the whole hour so I like to watch the segments. Can you please talk about politics in these segments? 

[TheDrpretorious]

@debaser71 If you don't want to watch the non-political segments here's a hint, don't click on them.

[debaser71]

@TheDrpretorious maybe TYT should actually do political segments again. Not this stupid shit.

[Cuddlebunzzz]

@debaser71 if you actually watched the show then you'd see that they still have the political hour.

[jotunobsidianeyes]

@debaser71 They do, & they've been doing this for a while now.

[coosoorlog]

Voice at the end was a disaster. Never again, please. Funny bit, though.

[xXRockXLobsterXx]

@KOMC4444

That's sooo hot! Tell me more. XD

[BlessedMeWithHisFire]

I don't give a fuck how delicious the chocolate is i'd rather make out

[arga400]

@BlessedMeWithHisFire i rather make out with a hot chick, if the girl is average i will probably choose a top notch chocolate

[xxicrimsonixx]

Well, chocolate activates chemicals in the brain which can mimic the feeling of being in love. It is a good comparison, and I can see how they got to the conclusion that chocolate is better than kissing (in terms on longer lasting). Chocolate, if you suck on it, will be in your mouth producing more chemicals in your brain, while a kiss will last only a few seconds.

[Ortzimbo]

This was a great show for Cenk, he was even more hilarious than usual.

[TrustowrthyRapist]

I think chocolate sucks.

[teawesome]

A similar study was done years ago. Chocolate sets of more pleasure-sensors in the nervous system than kissing.

[Atheistprimate]

@KOMC4444 Best of both worlds (well other then that mutant Trogg baby you and little sissy will produce).

[Phyrophobia]

@KOMC4444 lolwut

[Atheistprimate]

Bullshit study, ive been so dizzy after making out with a girl i could hardly stand up...err no a snickers bar has nothing like that kind of effect on me.

[blakebutters1]

i saw that study like 4 years ago, thats not new

[MrJoobledoo]

chocolate flavored lipstick...?

[vaaaliant]

That's some bad kisses

[supervegeta101]

that's a bad impression of J.R.

[JoeDull]

@supervegeta101 Jayar

[Dahgrostabphri]

How much chocolate are they eating? I mean maybe if you eat a pound of chocolate then your heart would start to race and you might get a buzz. the only thing I get from this story is don't have a relationship just find new pussy every day. it would make the world a better place.

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Meh that's a crap study. Who gets a buzz out of eating chocolate??? I like chocolate but I certainly don't get a real "thrill" or a buzz out of it.

[catquack]

Dark chocolate, 85%... not too sweet, not too savory -- just right!

[LethalSystem]

weird...i fucking hate chocolate, it's too sugary.

[P1ranh4]

of course a kiss is more thrilling.. wtf.. fat ass Americans...

[MudHut67]

@P1ranh4

opinion

[P1ranh4]

@MudHut67 true, I think however that TYT was not good in presenting the exact conditions of that experiment. Chocolate is my favorite sweet next to fruits and kissing a hot girl, like Cenk said, is a real thrill. Sure, after a kiss there is usually more, but imagine sex and similar stuff without kissing.. not nearly as good as with kissing

[MudHut67]

@P1ranh4

opinion

[idontfkinknow1234]

Stop doing stories on these "Studies" for fucks sake.

When a topic includes the word study you know its just fucking bullshit.

[niriop]

French kissing while eating chocolate anyone?

[hotaru1able]

@niriop *imagines doing that with a girl*...you got yourself a good idea there, tell it to the world

[SilvoKnight]

Cenk's Voice at the end. +1

[JAKThaRapper]

@SilvoKnight + 10 dude

[Xinadium]

You guys were featured on Russell Howard's Good News talking about Facebook and syphilis.. I was like TYT!!! I watch them!! It was an exciting moment for me.

[Mrparris]

@Xinadium I saw that episode! I tried to raise that point in an earlier video to draw attention to it. :P

[niriop]

@Xinadium Yeah, that was awesome! Unfortunately, there was no one else in my vicinity to appreciate it :(

[PuppyXz]

@Xinadium Naizu.

[Saaduk92]

@Xinadium

Didn't that air many months ago? 

[Xinadium]

@Saaduk92 Yeah, but was just repeated.

[Reqrezentin]

@Xinadium

Which episode? I hate Howard that cocksucker.

[fiercefunky]

I'd let Cenk suck on my nutty bar.

[PrairiePie23]

mmmmm...chocolate...Now that I'm old, I have a hard time imagining a kiss as thrilling as chocolate. lol

[Mecha82]

Of course Ana knew what Cenk was saying becouse she is hot chick.

[182511419139208]

the couples must have been fat

[AmyInChains161]

Eat chocolate while kissing. Best of both worlds!

[Senkatuka23]

Cenk has the oddest faces whist making out with a hot girl

[TruthAndMoreTruth]

You guys are FUNNY, you make me laugh!!!!!!

[BethanyCharlene]

That sucks for Ana, clearly with the wrong guy. I've been with my guy for many years, we may have dry spells but I still always tingle and get that excited buzz when he kisses me. I still think he is the hottest guy I've ever seen.

If you cant keep the buzz alive, don't expect a nice marriage

[BethanyCharlene]

That sucks for Ana, clearly with the wrong guy. I've been with my guy for many years, we may have dry spells but I still always tingle and get that excited buzz when he kisses me. I still think he is the hottest guy I've ever seen.

If you cant keep the buzz alive, don't expect a nice marriage.

[LiBlub1]

Ecstacy last longer than the both - combined!

[BethanyCharlene]

@LiBlub1 Kissing ... or more on ectasy tops it all

[EpicfailProd]

it depends where you're kissing

i like to kiss her lips and work my way up to her belly button

[Quickedie]

@EpicfailProd wouldn't that be working your way DOWN? ;)

or what lips did you begin with?

[frenchylexi]

what the hell i dont even like chocolate. especially not bitter.

[Adeon55]

lol @ clownin on Jayar

[refuckulate420]

Buzz from chocolate? Uhh no. Not me. I'll go with making out with my girlfriend which in some cases leads to sex which is much better then any damned chocolate :P.

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

Kissing or making out? That's important. A peck on the lips isn't as interesting as chocolate. lol

[Tocxica]

@97bravada Just do a Google image search. But, I have a thing for Asian women so my opinion is a bit biased.

[iamirshadhussain]

1:12

[PrimateDynasty]

random as shit!!

[l0gically]

The thing about chocolate is that it doesn't have baggage. So the 100th piece is just as good as the first.

[sorrysonofa]

@l0gically are you sure? it certainly gives you extra baggage, especially after the 100th peice ^^

[l0gically]

@sorrysonofa lol - you are correct! Just a different kind. : )

[meltdown59992]

people just make this studies to have a reason to eat chocolate and pig out but not feel bad about it :P

[tookthenight]

Chocolate is so overrated.

[Asadawa]

I don't get a buzz or anything from chocolate.. I don't get these studies.

[RadicalAwesomeness]

what kind of people make these studies?

[Hariuka]

duh, chocolate is aphrodisiac, it is a horny maker in short words, but this is still stupid. Like they said, if your kissing someone you been with for months then ok noone gonna go OMG KISSING YAY! No chocolate I want my lover,

[DaisyExodus]

Well chocolate has already beaten sex, so kissing kinda didn't have a chance. lol

[livingeasi]

I bet Cenk is tapping some other chick on the sidelines besides Wendy, now that he is getting famous on MSNBC>

[Tocxica]

@livingeasi I dunno know man, Wendy's pretty hot. If he is, she can always come and cry on my shoulder.

[sexysadie1977]

Nope. Unless it's Swedish Marabou chocolate. Then you've got a case.

[CruiseCraft94]

All these studies are complete bullshit -_-

[pyledog]

@CruiseCraft94 lol i was just thinkin that myself. but yet i cant help but click on them. XDD

[Heatherbtime]

ahaha Cenk

[whoatootsieroll]

Check out Cenk's facial expressions at 1:10. And there is complete silence. What is that supposed to mean when he contorts his face like that anyway? Cenk is so funny.

[FrogJon]

@whoatootsieroll

I think he was jizzing his pants from thinking about making out with a hot girl.

[BrotherAlpha]

As someone who is addicted Theobromine, I agree with this study.

[tomitstube]

fridays show was great. cenk needs a rest.

[Cocheese45]

fucking beats everything, but kissing?? nah, i'd rather eat a reese's peanut butter cup than kiss some girl 9 times outta 10.

[Suzaku000]

@Cocheese45

I'll go for the kissing. I lost my sweet tooth long ago.

[SkreetGil]

90% of the time, it works 60% of the time.

[kazalack]

They're kissing uggos.

[rocospi]

Study: 90% of these "studies" are bullshit.

[Wenutz]

@rocospi thumbs up for that...

[kazooga1234]

for girls they accually can get sexual pleasure off of chocolate thats what i have found out but it depends on the person as well for me im not into kissing at all i would eat something with nuts in it then kissing caz i dont like nuts and ha bisky upload

[neocool12]

whoa, another Ana brings us another major shocker ....

[DeuPKay]

this is ancient news...

[coolman9999uk]

Dammit cenK!!! You know that voice turns me on!

[k0d14k1]

One of the few TYT videos I had to thumbs down

[HipHopJun]

Dark chocolate?? Milk chocolate is way better...

[soad19152003]

I don't like chocolate much... so for me, this wouldn't isn't true lol.. I don't like dark chocolate either. Even if I was with someone for 50 years... I still don't like chocolate that much

[sha8808]

lol It does depend on who you're kissing...but generally a good kiss is better than chocolate :)

[lollerskates321]

So.. what was the average weight of the people in this study?

[bistander]

I agree to some degree