THE SIDE BITCH MANUAL - @SpokenReasons

[MissErikaa15]

bitches comee in qualityy.....damnn ...lmaoo

[RPLandry18]

Son you have got to come to New Orleans and do a stand up show or something. Killing me with these videos! ASKING ALL THEM QUESTIONS! You don't get no privileges!!!

[dobad95]

hell she mite b a fuck buddie n not a side bitch

[Bl1ndART]

keep pressing #3 for ahhhhhhhhhh.

[MrGqforever]

he be so serious

[MisteRizmo]

All The Dislikes Were Side Bitches LOLOL

[kidblade11]

aye u down for fucking tonight man i bust out laughing lmao

[DANGEA2011]

ARE YOU DOWN FOR FUCKING...GET ALL YO RED BAGS!... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME..ROTFL

[Chubbsz21]

ALL men have a side chick…including you?

[sharbiee]

Lmaaao too funny @shaaarlette

[SmileyMiley4678]

Side Bitches = Cutters

Cutting - Doing stuff u doo in a relationship but No Lovin

Cutters - The girl U Cut

[TQUEEZYXIII]

I'm a male myself & I disapprove cheating b/c relationships have ups & downs so things can work out cheating is just a coward way out & having sex is fun & all but only if ur single & young

[AAronINKD]

DRY DICK SPREE lmfaoo

[Lautnerbubbles]

haha..you..aint SHIT!

[GenesisIsAwesome]

I've been reading these comments. . . .

You people need to calm down. This is comedy.

It even says it in the description.

[imlooneyallday]

@MiSSxxEMS you must really have no life i wrote that like a month ago and your still bringing it up. lol. your a lozer and a failure as a women, and thats all your ever be.

[trizzyisdashizzy]

@MiSSxxEMS no lie a relationship means guarenteed pussy all the time and we dont have to work too hard to get

[Supadupakid9]

2:28 funniest shit ever

[ZzPhantomz]

lmfao i have a side bitch xD cough carli crockket

[xxHellsxButterflyxx]

D:

[YungZayYaDigg]

90 BITCHS outta PLACE !

[PACMonopoly]

45 guys got dont have a side bitch.. the other 45, r females.... who r side bitch... all 90 of yall who disliked,, step ya game up

[MrAtlboy83]

Man this is soo true and it does goes both ways. @turnstogold plz stop wit that. Why you gettin so uptight wit it? To tell you a lil something you can catch something even from ya main chick too. It don't matta who you fuckin it's a possibility you can catch something. Besides if your a REAL WOMAN you shouldn't worry about yo man havin a "side bitch" cuase you take care of him the way he should be takin care of him. If he has one then you obviously ain't doin yo job right point blank!!!!

[Kiba1335]

Harems are awesome

[CaylaC123]

Ill be your side bitch...... Lol kinding im not even 20.

[turnstoGOLD]

FUCKING WITH THEM [[SIDE BITCHES]] YA LUCK IS GOING TO RUUUUNNN OUT...IF U KNEW BETTER U WOULD DO BETTER...IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE ITS HEAVEN EARTH RIGHT NOW BUT WHEN U GET THE NEWS THAT U CAUGHT SOMETHING U CANT GET RID OF ITS GOIN TO TURN YA WHOLE LIFE AROUND AND IF U PASS IT TO YA MAIN AND SHE A WOMEN LIKE ME SHE GONNA KILL YA ASS [[SERIOUSLY]]...IJS KEEP IT HOME WHERE ITS CLEAN:)

[ayocoya1432]

im a girl and i think this is funny and true if u take this soooo serious then juss quit draggin him along and give him sum! quit playyin like you dont want it too! cuz if u dont give it to him somebody else will!

[EjSr1]

follow @yobitxhluvink

[imlooneyallday]

@MiSSxxEMS its funny how you say im nothing to begin with but yet you just wrote a fucking book about nothing, and all that over what? a opinion? get out yo feelingz, I bet you wish you were a side bitch, instead of just a lonely bitch. lol

[MiSSxxEMS]

@imlooneyallday What I said wasn't directed at you, it was a general statement. And sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not lonely, nor am I a bitch. I've been in a loving relationship for over 3 years now and we're very happy together :)

Only someone who is unhappy themselves would feel the need to say such an ugly thing.

[tutu5943]

who else hears the fire alarm beep at 2:08, 2:20, and 2:39

[Juakishamichelle]

This dude is hilarious.....talk about keepin it 100



[ThePrincessArriola]

85 women are side bitches! LOL

[torriedimples]

low key btc

[AlesGotSwaggeerr]

Im just laughing at all the comments (: & you <3 lol

[NuGeneration1000]

thumbs of if you think 84 dislikes are side b!@#$

[shacory256]

wat camera do u use cus its clear

[tkdskyride]

"asseptable."

[butter21over]

83 ppl are side bitches

[Myles4897]

@MiSSxxEMS sex is wat drivs us as men y we look 4 a woman 2 tap dat ass i really dont no y but sex feels really really good an if u aint giving no ass then we will just find som1 who will i hav done it b4 an trust me we dont just wake up in the morning say: hey girl giv me dat ass cuz guess wat if dat were da case we would go out wit anythin dat has a pussy just 2 tear it up

Ass is our treat lik 4 example: Female: look good 4 my freinds 2day an ill give u some ass

Male: OK thts da way it is

[MiSSxxEMS]

@Myles4897 I'm sorry but I can barely even read this. And it's not the way it is for every man, contrary to popular belief. I have quite a few male friends who have been loving and faithful to their girlfriends and my own boyfriend is of the same caliber.

I think men need to stop using their sexuality as an excuse for disrespecting women. I stand by what I said, either be in a relationship or don't. If you can't keep your dick out of some other girl you don't deserve to be loved.

[Myles4897]

@MiSSxxEMS u honsetly i believe ur rite but wats the difference If she doesn't give me no ass it will become a dry relationship,if she catches me cheating on her it will be a failing relationship wat should we do continue workin for the ass if we dont get it after all that hard work we will be so fed an then end up cheat on her anyway

[Myles4897]

@Myles4897 srry honseltyi beliveur rite no u

[MiSSxxEMS]

@Myles4897 It's exactly what I said in my original comment. Do NOT commit to a relationship if you can't respect the other person's disinterest in sex.

Just be single, and hook up. Be sure to explain to whoever you hook up with that's all there is to it, and nobody gets hurt. That's the solution.

[Myles4897]

@MiSSxxEMS u no wat u rite maybe instead i should have a lot of female friends...wit benefits. how does dat sound. I don't no 4 sure but i think a D*ck is a muscle: it weakens wit out use over time. But be honest wen u answer dis question: Wen u looking for a man, u look for a man wit big abs an all dis other sh*t tht yall females like. Yall first judge a man by his looks an the way he carries himself. THEN yall want to get into his feelings. Same way wit us we want woman tht fits our desire

[missawesomerocker21]

81 of yall just realized that yall side bitches 3 and 4

[JJew24beast]

are you down fa fuckin tonight? are you down fa fuckin tonight?

[OMGimTroublee]

great now i have to look for @MORRIS91205 comment to see why she's a side bitch ! lmao

[MiSSxxEMS]

I have one point to raise: if men only care about geting sex, why bother being in a relationship? just be single and hook up with a bunch of chicks. It becomes unacceptable when you hurt somebody by dragging them along when deep down you really don't care to be with them only.

[crimsonheroX7]

@MiSSxxEMS men dont care about only getting sex but we do have a higher sex drive than women do, which causes sexual thoughts and actions to occur more often. and the reason why guys cheat is simply because of someone else offering what their girlfriend isnt. be it sex or something that'll lead to it. the same way some girls are with money (ex: broke boyfriend, comfortable best friend)

[MiSSxxEMS]

@crimsonheroX7  I still don't see it as an excuse. Don't be in a relationship if you can't respect the girl enough not to have sex with someone else. That's the difference between real men and dogs.

[twinsasa]

@MiSSxxEMS Nuff Said i Agree Totally!!

[tripple3100]

@MiSSxxEMS Some people like myself,don't give a fuck.

[MiSSxxEMS]

@tripple3100 Which is why some people, like yourself, will never find true happiness. You don't value giving all of yourself to one person. I mean that's cool though, until you're old and alone.

[imlooneyallday]

@MiSSxxEMS because men dont give a damn about you or your muthafukin problems. nothing personal, its just business.

[MiSSxxEMS]

@imlooneyallday Correction, sorry men don't give a damn. Sorry men assume all women have problems. Some of us actually have our stuff together, and we don't need you, we just enjoy being in a relationship and sharing our love with someone else.

But see, when you think like that, you don't deserve what we have to offer. You can spend the rest of your life chasing messy females and complaining how women aren't shit because you yourself are nothing to begin with. Just my opinion.

[BigDaddyLicious]

@MiSSxxEMS Good point, but it goes both ways, cause some women do the same.

[MiSSxxEMS]

@BigDaddyLicious Yeah I don't disagree with you.  This applies to both men and women.

[LexiMz]

@MiSSxxEMS That is so true... Now if we can get these idiots(boys) to catch on we would be much happier to be with them

[AJVersatility19]

@MiSSxxEMS Because the only females that will accept a guy that just wants sex and nothing else, are whores and sluts. Not nearly as appealing as humble girls, not necessarily virgins. So we get into a deceitful relationship because humble girls won't normally have a friends with benefit type of relationship.

[MiSSxxEMS]

@AJVersatility19 Now I don't understand something. If a woman is only about sex, she's a whore or a slut, but if a guy is only about sex, that's ok? Double standards.

Both sexes are responsible, don't blame bad women for the way some men behave lol.

[AJVersatility19]

@MiSSxxEMS No, the man is also a whore. Only in our minds, that's a good thing. Think of it this way, there's a significant difference between one pussy getting penetrated by 30 different dicks, than 1 dick penetrating 30 different pussies. But morally yea that makes em whores just the same. But that example I gave above is the reason why I can't accept girls that are whores. And lenient about guys being whores.

[queenzlink247]

@MiSSxxEMS we like to cuddle

[BlackJoker29]

@MiSSxxEMS I believe its because they want to have it all. Have people on the side they can sleep with, while having a main person they can sleep with but also share things with, talk, so on and so forth. I think it has something to do with the ego. They want to sleep with many women, but still in the back of their mind want one person they can relate and connect to. They figure, no harm no foul if no one finds out. Its like having cake, eating it too, and then eating pie. Not smart but possible

[FindingMeemo1]

3rd and 4th string side bitch, yoU aIN'T SHiTTT!

[DoctorFunSized]

ITS ASSEPTABLE!

[rickster578]

@DoctorFunSized He had lisp, that why it sounds like that

[nelsonnwamaka]

IT IS NOT EXCEPTABLE!

[SasiaStarr]

It's funny cuz it's real. Well Done. Ima subscribe now.

[KINGth3GReaT1]

so this why my 3rd string askin why we dont talk on da phone...after 7 months -___-...

[musiclova2222]

now the 3rd and 4th side bitch HELL NO

YALL AINT GOT NO MOTHER FUCKIN PRIVILEGES

[musiclova2222]

LOL

[rocklee2012]

there is about 76 side bitches that watch this video

[TransitioningBeauty]

@rocklee2012 Correction.. there's about 78 3rd and 4th <-- string side bitches that watched this video.. The other ones got privileges lol

[jamaurie1995]

this when his videos were thrived to perfection

[Floralin]

JB I can be ur 3rd side bitch tho cos U fine as hell

[lilboyboy29]

SSSSSSSSIIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEE (huh huh huh) BBBBBIIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHH!

[ModestlyChiic]

I swear you got me dying! haha! I'll never be a side a bitch! (:

[matthewisenhour]

Couldn't have said that any better

[JanayFlocka97]

Side Btchh Benefits , Lhh .

[MJBABEE23]

HELL NO YOU CANT SPEND THE NIGHT..LMAO!

[yungbeezy5668]

u should make a fake people manual

[yelly2danni1]

I say if its okay for a guy to have a girlfriend and have side bitches...then its the same way vise versa////I know most people don't agree but I don't believe in double standards if its okay for guys to do it, its okay for women to do it too...I'm just sayin

[Rhaxma]

@yelly2danni1 It will never be okay for women to have side men. I'm a woman and it's just a harsh reality to swallow, but I fucking swallow it

[CopyNinjalv3]

@Rhaxma Mmmm, swallow :P

[Floralin]

@yelly2danni1 unfortunately it's not okay for us (women) to have side bfs coz if you do society treats you as a hoe.

[mzcali626]

"In other words, YOU....AIN'T...SHIT!!!" Lmaoooo

[BeyondEpicness]

uneven beard



[Vannah14ily1]

HELLLLLLLL FXCK NO LOL.

[EmilyMariee1996]

He forgot to say he ain't shit yet :/ LOL

[jaxband2011]

Ha atleast I'm a first or second string side bitch. I guess it depends on him. Dayum.

[sequoyahduncan]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo

[ack122799]

Lmbo :)

[ChazyBabye]

Ummm, It's like a sport! Know your position and how to play it! #iLike lol

[MirandaDaNinja]

his lips like SHUGA O_O

[TMWatson13]

*Kicks* GET OUT MY HOUSE LMAO

[kingofcomedy1992]

@MORRIS91205 its comedy. get a life

[SHADOWWOLF1415]

men can have side bitches and women can have side niggaz ok shit chill

[popbottleshoes]

Someone can't take a joke

[supadupa780]

You bitches come in qualities lmao its true

[TheMikeWattz]

@MORRIS91205......just found out that she's a side bit*h

[wizsarah96]

DRY DICK SPREE!!! LMAO

[MORRIS91205]

you have no respect for women ive watched 4 of ur videos so far some r funny but some r insulting very insulting and i know u didnt call any names but still i am a female and the way ur talking ur make it sound as if we're all gold diggers and sluts so am not saying not make ur video but make it less insulting plz

[sleepless26]

@MORRIS91205 ..stop bein mad sensitive ass

[TheBlackShinigami]

@MORRIS91205 dont take it so offensively ........ because its the truth

(not saying your all god diggers and sluts) but most of the stufff is really true

and from a girls point of view it looks wrong but when a girl talks about us from there point of view how do u think that makes up feel?

[MORRIS91205]

@TheBlackShinigami well since u but it that way i cant really complain can i?

[lovemeordie83]

@MORRIS91205 That's kind of his persona. He's a comedian, part of their humor comes from being controversial. It's what they do, they shock us into laughing.

[Agyaremay1]

@MORRIS91205 no

[TeeLanaye]

You Haint Shit

[stewiebaby1314]

in the bahamas we call them type of girls "CUTTERS"

[ncurry1425]

So he's tellin other girls who are 3rd & 4th string the same thing he was told before: "you ain't shyt."

[CHEEKS843]

I couldn't help but stare at your chin hair throughout this video. Lol.

[BelowAverage355]

I think your fire alarm has low batteries. lol.

[hscott013]

LMAO.so damn funny.

[ElloSkrilla]

DANG!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GOT TO THIS VIDEO! Good Lookin' Out @SpokenReason!

[jriuslittle]

uuuuuu down for fucking tonight

[PrinceRashuan]

u chris tucker lookin' motherfucka

[jacques7771000]

2:40 Drop kick get oout my huse lol

[jacques7771000]

lol she come my huse take her shrit off and dix ha a peanut butter jelly sandwich lmfaoo

[kaleen15]

3rd and 4th string HELL FUCK NOOO!!!! you dont even quielfy to have a convasation with me!!!

[Nagazumu56]

now i come back and see my comment how the hell is it put out twice T .T

[YARDYBOY109]

homie went chris tucker on this one

[RancyX]

YOU DONT EVEN QUALIFIED TO MAKE A PHONE CONVERSATION WITH ME BITCH

[SuperYazzyD]

You Aint Shit! Lmao!

[chibize12]

xD Oh shittt HE SEXY ;)

[Nagazumu56]

No emotions all business and no god dam benefits man your hilarious xD

[Sexcslim93babii]

lmfao

[superiorfish1]

how is he not a pimp

[imxaxgymxratx32]

Not "acceptable" but "suceptable" lmao !

[MetraaBooh]

Ima pray for dis Nigga , lmao

[Spyda0Jones]

This shit is forreal.

I was doing more than my share of responsibility for my ex with two kids. That chick had the nerve to be showing lil to no affection, but bitch when I suggest she gain some. She was the only chick i was dating and she took that shit for granted.

It's all cool tho because she has a son from an already married dude sealing her place as nothing but a side bitch babymomma. Then after we split in july, she became a side bitch again! Fb name, "Amanda Alwaysthesidechick Elbert?

[ShaadShowReloaded]

I tried explaining this to my female friends and they looked at me like i was crazy lol

[pinky4ronz]

this man is too fucking funny

[Ladydy1991]

Talking toooo damn much

[xXMistressChaosXx]

Women are liable to have side bitches just incase her main n*gga ain't putin it down right. And dats just what you is cause if she call at 12, 1, 2, 3am and tell you to come get some pussy you'll come like dog bein offered a stake and I dare 1 of ya'll n*ggas 2 say ya'll would turn down free pussy

[supersonic2115]

you you you lmaoo

[lizznjogu]

this shit on this shit on



[swagstrama10]

hahahahaha

[ThisIsHallStar]

*Through laughter* YOU AIN'T SHIT! LMAO!

[LB4Steelers]

So many girls have watched this and been like "Oh my God... I'm side bitch number three..."

[MrHPLAW]

Amber cole

[VBH130]

side bitch



[richster14]

GET OUT MY HOUSE! GET OUT MY HOUSE!!!!

[bybybyable]

Bottom Line... Need one for fellas.... #PlayYourPosition

[animelver1]

LMAOX1000 this junt true as HELLLL!!!!

[LILMAMAMAKIYAH]

Red Bags Are Like Bags That Have Womens Secret Vibrators And Freaky Shit In It ! My Mom Has One ! -_- (I Know Its Disgusting)

[Marquia777]

ayye u n natesvlogs should do a video together.!! that would b 2 silly

[DNICE3415]

omfg keep pressin 2:15 funniest shit ever lmfao

[chadsr90]

damn went to hard on da sideline bitches lol well everybody knows there place now

[TeshhBadd]

Haha .. Aye Mane this Dude Go LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[e3yor3]

Ignorant. If a woman were to have a "Side Nigga" she would be called a hoe. But its "Acceptable" for men to have a "Side Bitch"... Right...

But what if your MAIN bitch is someone elses SIDE bitch?? When you kiss her, you suckin her "Side Niggas" dick!

[chadsr90]

@e3yor3 lol thats fucked up that is true thoe

[9tailNARUTOYAHH]

@e3yor3 What if your Momma you to suck yo Daddy dick and let you give her a goodmornin kiss. Parents fuck too, thats how they made you. There is alot of fucked up shit we don't care about because we don't think about it.

Also he said girl to have sex with when his girl holds out. Men were designed to be with many, can shoot sperm repeatedly, women designed to be selective, periods and 9 month pregnancies slow you down.

[e3yor3]

@9tailNARUTOYAHH I dont kiss my mother on the lips lol. and i surely dont suck my fathers dick. LMAO you sound ignorant throughout this whole reply. Men were designed to be with many? sure, but at the same time? Not at all. You must be a dude, with that type of response. When your ass catch something, dont go asking why, or get mad at the bitches you was fuckin. lol smh.

[Metheny72]

@e3yor3 You missed the point. He said if your mom sucked your dad's dick and kissed you it'd be similar to the "side nigga dick" thing. And yes men were made to be with many women just gotta accept that fact. STDs are sad but yeah its a risk we all take. You can still get one from fucking one girl.

[iGeekDorkNerd]

@e3yor3 So basically what you're saying is.... Sucking dick is the same thing as kissing? that's retarded... you sound like you either are a side bitch, or may have been affected by a side bitch in some way, shape or form.... let that shit go lmao...

[e3yor3]

@iGeekDorkNerd Not saying that sucking dick is equal to kissing. Its just a form of expression. Just the fact that, while you kissin her thinkin she faithful to you, she ALSO has a side nigga and does what she does with him. Im not a side bitch, and havent been affected by on by any means necessary. lol your reply was just as irrelevant as the rest.

[ketera77]

@e3yor3 wow u got a real good point!

[CrimsonSigma]

@e3yor3 why do you need a side nigga? when you want the dick you get the dick. men have a side bitch cuz when they want pussy the main bitch might not always agree, thats where the replacement comes in. you woman dont have to try to get dick. you want it, poof, you get it. we gotta try and try and make money and take you out and talk to you and pretend we care. you just gotta drop them pants. a key that unlocks all locks is a master key, a lock that opens to all keys is a shitty lock