Facebook Is For Jerking Off

[SUPERadamlee1]

keep clicking @ 2:00 minutes!

[royallov]

lol. Eric I was literally jerking off on your video. You are hot!

[imsohornynwet]

XDfuck i love this The best part is the ending, fucking hilarious XD

[dinuccij]

beatin on facebook is awesome

[Gdrummer1231]

I never understood Facebook, till I watched this video. Thanks salvia Eric!

[xerke]

This is painfully accurate

[greenprint666]

jerking off on salvia

[xSonsofNerox]

There is nothing wrong with this.

[peasantkiller88]

I totally agree...actually I think I'll sign off youtube right now and ahhh go log in to facebook to get the job done...or maybe just a new tab

[OGOTENKSO]

This makes me want to search your Facebook profile and jerk off to it.

[truthpig]

Hey Eric, you make me laugh...... and yeah, Facebook is for jerk offs...and jerks... keep up the good work fella.

[katanakitamary]

I being of sound mind and body find this difficult to jack off to.

[nightcrawler511]

lmfao been there done that

[Kunibert1000]

this is hilarious, don't let anybody tell you different, some germans just don't have any humour, I should know, I'm a german myself.

[moneydepp]

back again...the only funny thing about this video is how high the dude with the shirt is !

[wcbultra]

Eric deserves an oscar for the award winning videos, He good even when he is jerking off,

[sjc123sjc123]

Thats how many are jerking off to your photos..... 2  .... Yeah. Haha!

[emerybryant]

lmao :D

[killinbabiessince83]

awesome

[mcgenetics]

This guy just got done watching Clerks before he shot this vid.

[ashleyperry1988]

WOW THIS IS disrespectful TO YOUR FRIENDS AND OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE. I know if my friends or my husband was doing this a would be pissed. There is a think called porn where girls want you do do this to them and it's not facebook. I use facebook to stay up to date with friends and family this is just wrong and i think you need to go talk to someone about it. Anyways why would guys do this in the first place when there is porn out there don't understand?

[theLPOOLreds]

@ashleyperry1988 cool story bro

[letsGOtoCLASS]

@ashleyperry1988 i know isn't it weird to think people are just totally jerking off while paging through all of your pictures on facebook? YOUR pictures? YOOOOUUUUUUUUU

[steinburge]

@letsGOtoCLASS I'd feel pretty awesome that i made someones day better :)

[VeggyZ]

@ashleyperry1988 First off, this is a joke. Second, many, many, many, MANY facebook accounts put up by women regardless of whether they're your real friends or not, have a ton of slutty pictures. If this is so damn disrespectful maybe the should think about what the fucking wear and publish on the internet haha.

Go chew them out, for disrespecting themselves :p

On the record I think this is pretty funny!

[Hiravir]

@ashleyperry1988 Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. That's all I heard. Maybe women should stop putting such racy photos on Facebook then.

[steinburge]

@ashleyperry1988 dude its a funny video nd it opens ur eyes a little bit, where there are photos people will get turned on by it possibly and prbly jack off to it. anyway in answer to ur question there could be a number of reasons, it could be the idea that your jacking off to some1 that doesnt know about it therefore its naughty/dangerous/wrong and they mite get a vibe out of it, could be that it's their girlfriend/boyfriend and they miss them (or their body lolz), could also be paedophilic

[awsomegamernerd]

@ashleyperry1988 I KNOW IF YOU LOVED A GUY U WOULD U KNOW DO WHAT GIRLS DO

[melmccon13]

@ashleyperry1988 Man i just got done wankin off to some hot chick i have as my friend. shes fucking hawt and always has major cleveage in her pictures. one you can see a lil of her nipple

[illinoisgators26]

@ashleyperry1988 Why the fuck are you watching a video about Salvia if your such a fucking bitch. Chill you asshole. If i had a bitch wife like you i would prob jerk off to facebook too.

[illinoisgators26]

@ashleyperry1988 its just a dumb funny video.

[kuniva101]

@ashleyperry1988 ima jerk off to your facebook

[bbestboy14]

@ashleyperry1988 wtf you talking about i been jacking it to my old highschool chick friends that wouldnt put out back in highschool. Some got breast implants. My Prom date i did fuck but her body formed more and she works at hooters so i been jacking it in her hooters uniform it is fantastic.

[yonskii]

@ashleyperry1988

Porn is fake and mostly boring.

[vfoolio]

@ashleyperry1988 WOW really......... are you retarded?

[IstopwhenIdrop]

I find it difficult to masturbate to facebook, they need to add some groaning to the pictures

[ExecutionerTom]

I'm from Europe, Belgium and i think it's funny :D

u guys can act pretty good, keep up the good work

[manrayer88]

I totally do this

[MrWestdene1972]

he says he's going to delete his sister's profile...this means he knows how to get on it....he must be jerking off to his sisters's friends! LOL

[godwhitepk]

so true

[Lucero0709]

4:10  *insert pigeon*

[KrazzzyKyle]

im surprised you didnt cum on any pigeons

[TheTehpwner]

Then he takes a hit of salvia untill his vision started to vibrate.

[bisquitshog123]

I jerked off to this video

[MrWestdene1972]

@bisquitshog123 LOL

[lashenova]

This is hilarious!

[Killkec]

hahahaha XD

[cvettooo]

She be all like... "finally" winer :)

[cvettooo]

She be like, finally ........... winer haha :D

[NatureGnome]

hahaha, my type of humor!!!

[TheViolenceMan]

shitty video. hope you undestand this you redneck

[xerke]

Be sure to use google chrome for incognito mode AKA porn mode

[HaakonBoy4]

lol im european wtf is so wrong to jerking of to facebook pics?? i do it all the time!

[BaadHQ]

@HaakonBoy4 By saying "i'm european" you make it painfully obvious that you are american.

[HaakonBoy4]

@BaadHQ No. I live in Norway. That's in Europe.

[BetoAcapulco]

It´s totally true

[shizbisquit]

18 people just ruined their laptops after watching this and are pissed that you "made" them do it lol

[SheenaJonellMcNaught]

18 people don't jerk off to facebook photos!

[Jazon999]

facebook is for jack offs.

[CatJedi1]

absolute genius comedy

[Ciauciunas]

Is this the same garden where you smoked some salvia? :D

[IsmokerocksTyrone]

@triroy3

This statement defines delusional.

[gunnsfornuns]

Halloween 07' album

hahaha

[MikSane]

HAHA

[dsn911JR]

100% true

[jackwolf131]

I never jerk off to a pic of my friends on facebook, but I jerk off to pic of Hitomi Tanaka..

[55555fawad]

i hate facebook

[SuicideisBrainLess]

dam fukkin crazy shit! Love the matter of fact attitude! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roccoownzu2]

Lol I told my girl I jacked off to her pics.

[SplashNectarTV]

I would like to see you jerk off in public. Just sayin.

[jbatard]

Does this guy remind anyone other than me of Seth Rogen?

[AyeOhkaySweet]

Hehe, awesomely silly

[carter00333]

Hahahahahahah lololo great vid!!!!!!

[justa16thnote]

What do I click to find this J/O counter?

[zackivans]

@justa16thnote you have to go to meatspin. com its on the page. once you have it installed which will only take 1 to 3 minutes, you click on the "ready to count" and type in your username and pass and there you have it. i got 126 people J.O.ing on mine..

[zackivans]

@justa16thnote you have to go to meatspin. com its on the page. once you have it installed which will only take 1 to 3 minutes, you click on the "ready to count" and type in your username and pass and there you have it. i got 126 people J.O.ing on mine..

[freaklifeform]

I've been doing this since hi5 . it was cooler then because you could view people's photos without actually being friends. then came myspace facebook and all kinds of similair websites where you actually needed approval to view someones album.

[otaku4225]

it all makes sense

[avp715]

yea... ima bout to post my "air is for breathing" video now

[PusellyPasta]

Saliva or Marijuana? Price, trip, (how long u trip) and just overall fun. Which do you pick?

[freaklifeform]

@PusellyPasta

mj hands down.

salvia is hardcore, it's cool to say I 've been there but the experience itself is a bit too extreme.

[jbatard]

@PusellyPasta Marjuana is a safer bet, definitely. Cheaper, easier to find in most places, and just really easy to use for a beginner. Plus, it's often cheaper to get realy stoned on grass. Effects can last from 1 to 4 hours depending on your state of mind and the doses you take in. Really fun. Salvia is a totally different story: stronger trip, but potentially more dangerous for an inexperienced tripper. Salvia's hallucinogenic effects usually don't last over 30-40 minutes. NOT A PARTY DRUG!

[Drallop]

you should do a "Facebook on salvia" video

[sheeplover2009]

LOL

[belneddy]

hehe dickjeans is good.pls stick also to the salvia show...by the way...any answers from the congress?

[JohnnyRamoneRulez]

haha this is too good!

[phil88jor]

so funny!

[DerwahreNesstor]

I'm european... i think its funny as hell^^

make more salvia videos please xD

[XiokaShiroka]

By the way, this skit is pretty funny.

[XiokaShiroka]

For letsGOtoCLASS: I've not tried salvia. However there's some 20x on the way. In the meanwhile, I've noticed some patterns with first-timers (In order of appearance seen on youtube): Giggling, staring at hands, speech center corruption, vision center corruption, vacuous expressions, stumbling upon standing, random slurred speech, euphoria, and it lasts 5-10 minutes. You mentioned holding inhale until vision begins vibrating. Doesn't seem like I'd be productive. Anything else I should know?

[belneddy]

Oh Boy you don´t know what you´re up to with this stuff,man it´s,it´s ...not what you´re expecting,it´s definetly not! It´s salvia not alc or weed

[XiokaShiroka]

Actually, it arrived & I tried it a day after I wrote that. Here's what I've recently written in another forum on salvinorum......

[XiokaShiroka]

Initial salvinorum flushing tends to overwhelm sensory input data & interpreted physiological data doesn't match the mental perception of sensory input & you might laugh (defense mechanism) because it isn't making sense. It may feel as if you're gradually being immersed/introduced into an invisible flowing matrix & a biting evened slicing feeling occurs. From an outside stance, it could equal watching a lump of clay disintegrating in a stream of water yet doesn't lose mass as it disintegrates.

[XiokaShiroka]

I had to try it over and over again after a terrible experience (overdose/estimation). The cutting/slicing feeling I found is diminished with some alcohol but you're still going to feel most of that feeling. There is no Mazatec Indian to help introduce or administer it for you so the public is just badly guessing the dosage. Could anyone with ample linguistic skill compare on this unique experience? Thanks for your help! LetsGOtoCLASS? Any thoughts?

[crazymarf]

Well you have to hold it in for 20+ secs. Also, you need a sober person to be around you and some good music. Plus there's a lot of good info on youtbe about salvia. Look up neurosoup for example.

[utUBEr00001]

~ ~~ ~~~~~~ <----u suck these haha

[moneydepp]

strange humor ,we dont take this as funny back in europe ...

[letsGOtoCLASS]

I can't read this crazy foreign bullshit language you're speaking

[rehd]

I'd give a thumbs up to this comment if it was possible.

[moneydepp]

ok...lets try in german: das ist nicht lustig !!!

bulgarian : това не е смешно!!!

english : this ain't funny!!!

dont criticize foreign language try learning some in order to socialize yourself and to see that you're not factor and never will be!

[letsGOtoCLASS]

translate this: (_)_)::::::::::::::::::D~~~~~~­

[moneydepp]

your mom getting naked...

[letsGOtoCLASS]

strange humor indeed, my European friend.

[mericos23]

@moneydepp in Europe this is funny, you clearly dont have a sense of humour!

[CrazyPeopleCentral]

@letsGOtoCLASS Well spoken my friend.

[EpicButtSecks]

@letsGOtoCLASS It´s a cock..... :/

[Youngmantime]

LMAO, You probably went out of your way to look up the translations on google or some shit. Just to pretend to know another language...pathetic.

[Magister899]

@moneydepp

MORON

[damienlenny]

@moneydepp You sir, are retarded.

[jokoyaka]

@letsGOtoCLASS Heyooo

[POLLYmonSTA]

@letsGOtoCLASS yes we do ;D

[freaklifeform]

@moneydepp this guy represents europe on youtube btw

[maninahole]

@moneydepp I'm from england so i'm european and i find this funny as fuck!

It's true, there must be so many perves out there that actually do this haha =]

[TheBongotrumma]

@moneydepp its funny how u seem to speak for all the europeans, this is funny to me, its just you who's a boring ass dipshit

[sinnerzinho]

this is so funny

[badadaboopie]

FACE FAPPING! FAP FAP FAP FAP..haha she'll be like finally...

[CanadaForce]

lolololololol

[Q3o5]

hahahaa good job guys

[Kottonmoufkinggg]

ok, i'm sorry, but, YOU AREN'T FUNNY! epic fail you dumbasses. "driving on salvia" - hilarious, everything else..... just kill yourselves. small penises <--- for real...

[NOrthernLight13]

go jerk off to wedding photos on Facebook

[shkwave99]

Good stuff here guys. You work well with a single camera. Also I think this perspective on facebook is particularly relevant and hilarious. Nice job.

[blubberluver18]

9000 different people you say?

[blubberluver18]

Yah, it really is true. Seriously, what do you people expect posting hot pix?

[nowsuperman]

i like this shit, even i'm so picky

[Ants310]

Funny shit

Lmao

[blindsleep]

Facebook is for jerking off. Some of my old classmates got hot.

[drthunder481]

Hahaha awesome shit man

[ilikeboo27]

"you might want to delete your mums facebook"

[roughryder5]

LMAO

[weirdgrl99]

i thought thats what myspace was for? lol

[BangeangRR]

YES! So true.

[hahacheezitsarentfun]

this guy likes to wack it...

on pidgins and facebooks...

he is cool!!!

[Platano0587]

Lmfao

5*

[bankyy]

"just because theres a couple of homless guys jerking off to your facebook profile?"

[myhungryhippo]

LOLOLOL THIS IS GREAT

[yellowboy509]

have been doing it since age 14 and proud

[SuperMario14793]

ya you do its flattering

[chunderville]

OMG! I have a facebook account! That is so creepy......I hope no one has jerked off to me.

[divpadsmit]

why not?

[oceangust]

Yeah, you're spreading pleasure to millions of people all throughout the world. What's wrong with that? It's actually a pretty amazing thing.

[arctic666monkeys]

no dont worry about it, im sure your ugly and only left that comment to make yourself feel better.

i promise, no one will ever hate themselfs enough to jerk off to you, there, now do you feel better?

[lostinrage0]

LAWL

[dg566527]

And all this time I thought porn sites were where it's at. Thanks for the eye opener... keep em cumming. Where can I get some 2guy dic jeans?

[tinypuppies3]

l seriously live on mars l though facebooks had videos oh l'm so bloody old

[jg29gnd5]

And post a link to digg in the description because I'm too lazy to search for it but I'll sure as hell digg it

[jg29gnd5]

Erik, make more please. You need to make more videos because they're the highlight of my day whenever I watch them. Well second to jerking off to FB photos HAHAH GET IT I REFERENCED THE VIDEO!

LATER!

[breadfish101]

I came to this...

[kaih8941]

you have opened my eyes sir

[BloodJunkie23]

I jerked off to this video... then came on a pigeon... then smoked some salvia and wrote a letter to congress

Erik, ur full of good ideas!! haha

[Jazon999]

haha. coming on pigeons...

[funglebungle68]

I feel compelled to add you as a friend now.

[hasteromi]

damn

now i finally know, what facebook's for

thx xD

[metalcharger17]

this is hilarious

[LifeSeedDeath]

"She'll be like, 'finally!'"

[guitarocker69607]

it just knows, it just that smart. its facebook. thats what its for

[aidentrip]

LMAO! omg dude how do you come up w/this shit? you really are brilliant!

[Arky00]

God damn you faggots are brilliant.

[boltysan]

AAKKK

!

[boltysan]

Akk!

[DrunkenHippy]

LOL so thats what facebook is for.... :D

[sucktide]

finally someone who understands facebook

[Poperotiq]

HAHAHA! Great video guys. You never let me down.

[diegogtr91]

hahahaha......it´s TRUE!

[mskrt89]

tht was funny.. =]]

[themichaelplaster]

fucking funny

[raygunspawn]

"It's Facebook. It just knows." Hahahaha! J.O. counter!