You have to be very careful what you call someone here in Australia.
Years ago, when I was a Sergeant in the Army, I had a junior Officer boss that just could not make hard and fast decisions, I got so [pissed of if burst out with, ...."Ya bloody soft cock, for Christs sake, grow a set and make a fuckin' decision for once!".
You may have started something here, like, ...'In my country, our pet names for our Politicians are'.....
Mate, this little bit of fun has definite long-term prospects.
For instance, I have heard our Parliament House here in Canberra referred to as 'BULLSHIT CASTLE' , an eminently suitable, completely well deserved title.
I keenly look forward to any further posts, the possibilities are endless.
@twinstu50I'm an Aussie mate. worked on the Poli palace in the 90's I have a pretty good idea who took the first falgpole. Danced around the grounds like a tipsy schoolgirl high on epoxy fumes. LOL. I remember little Johnny Howard's whingy pissy softcock beginnings, and watched Kim Beasley grow and grow. Pauline and her silly ignorant shit and Bob hawk's delusional seldom coherent rants.
Across the pond it's not better. But we have the Fucking pseudo french fascist fuckwits
Fuckwit. Common, but non- specific. (2 out of 10).
Defendant. Very good, displays knowledge, understanding and Maturity. (7 out of 10).
Suck my dick frenchie!.
The lack of the upper case 'F' in frenchie, coupled with the finishing exclamation mark is disappointing, grammar and punctuation are the building blocks of language. (5 out of 10.
BUT.
The Judges agree,overall, a very clear statement.(10 out of 10)
@gretamob u forgot NZ 2 u bastards lol Australia and new Zealand are the only countries that i know of where we can call each other cunts and other stuff with out meaning any offense lol i been to England and tried it...diddent go so well hahaha
BUT, ya don't call me Cunt when I don't have any envelopes with windows, the fuckin' bills.
BUT, like I tell my customers, "when I'm givin' you bills, my Postie is doin' the same to me, so it all evens out in the end".
Bitchin!.
One small ask. Could you luverly people try and not block the approach to your letterbox, it's bloody irritating to have to park my bike, get off, and walk up to your mailbox, we are so tight with times, please.
KBW just a legend
whyalla71 2 weeks ago
Fucken.
Not Fucking.
How ayas ya bunchacunz.
How are you friends.
I believe in Scortland, ets pranoonsed coornt.
poozit 2 weeks ago
Australia has a number of Political parties, all trying their best to attract new blood from the younger generation.
Three of the largest Parties are the Liberal Party, Labor Party, and Country Party.
To appear 'cool', they abbreviated their names, but someone was'nt thinking.
The Liberal Party called their young faction, 'The Young Libs', the Labor party, likewise, 'Young Labs.
The Country Party's 'Young Cunts", just did'nt work.
Pity about that.
twinstu50 4 weeks ago
I meant to say, ....."I got so pissed off that I burst out with,...
Sorry, I was just enjoying the memory as I was typing, got a bit distracted.
twinstu50 1 month ago
You have to be very careful what you call someone here in Australia.
Years ago, when I was a Sergeant in the Army, I had a junior Officer boss that just could not make hard and fast decisions, I got so [pissed of if burst out with, ...."Ya bloody soft cock, for Christs sake, grow a set and make a fuckin' decision for once!".
Boy, did SHE fuckin' moan about that.
A bit of a sensitive cunt I reckon.
twinstu50 1 month ago
@twinstu50 hahaha
wattosacrim 4 weeks ago
"pepi le pu" LOL
wattosacrim 1 month ago
Gateway to her guts
Mr180BSSS 1 month ago
everyones a cunt sometime in there life
leroy351 1 month ago
147 Like. 2 Cunts.
101arthas 1 month ago
I'm an Aussie in Canada. WOW!!!!!!!!!!! U REALLY CAN'T SAY CUNT HERE!
I still fucking do and dam the PC bullshit!
THis doesn't mean I'm not a cunning linguist!
Or a master debater!
biguncleshirley 2 months ago
@biguncleshirley
So, if you can't say CUNT in Canada, I'm curious, what other pet names do they have for their Politicians???.
twinstu50 1 month ago
@twinstu50 The honerable fuckwit... Will the defendant please rise... Suck my dick frenchie! those are some I've come up with.
biguncleshirley 1 month ago
@biguncleshirley
Nice one.
You may have started something here, like, ...'In my country, our pet names for our Politicians are'.....
Mate, this little bit of fun has definite long-term prospects.
For instance, I have heard our Parliament House here in Canberra referred to as 'BULLSHIT CASTLE' , an eminently suitable, completely well deserved title.
I keenly look forward to any further posts, the possibilities are endless.
twinstu50 1 month ago
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@twinstu50I'm an Aussie mate. worked on the Poli palace in the 90's I have a pretty good idea who took the first falgpole. Danced around the grounds like a tipsy schoolgirl high on epoxy fumes. LOL. I remember little Johnny Howard's whingy pissy softcock beginnings, and watched Kim Beasley grow and grow. Pauline and her silly ignorant shit and Bob hawk's delusional seldom coherent rants.
Across the pond it's not better. But we have the Fucking pseudo french fascist fuckwits
biguncleshirley 1 month ago
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biguncleshirley 1 month ago
@biguncleshirley
A critique.
Fuckwit. Common, but non- specific. (2 out of 10).
Defendant. Very good, displays knowledge, understanding and Maturity. (7 out of 10).
Suck my dick frenchie!.
The lack of the upper case 'F' in frenchie, coupled with the finishing exclamation mark is disappointing, grammar and punctuation are the building blocks of language. (5 out of 10.
BUT.
The Judges agree,overall, a very clear statement.(10 out of 10)
Total:. 24 out of 25.
twinstu50 4 weeks ago
@twinstu50 Outstanding! I applaud your grasp of the rich tapestry that is the queen's english. And a fine Mahok to you.
biguncleshirley 3 weeks ago
@biguncleshirley
Ya Cheeky bastard.
And I'm smilin' as I type this, 20 kms west of Sydney.
Cunny Funt.
twinstu50 4 weeks ago
the 2 dislikes wher cunts
dunky731 2 months ago 3
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124Leesh 2 months ago
and I agree the person that disliked this song is a cunt
KeithWood1957 2 months ago
I love the CUNTry life style, and just remember you can say CUNTry in Australia
KeithWood1957 2 months ago 2
lifes a fu king cunt
TheBmw61 3 months ago
lifesb a fu king cunt
TheBmw61 3 months ago
sitting here with a canadian that can also speak french.. ask me about the look she gave me when the montreal part came on. oathhh
miniiicrunchieeeee95 3 months ago 2
the person that disliked this is a CUNT@!!!
XxkliqxX 3 months ago 2
@XxkliqxX but not in Canada! ;)
Tiger313NL 2 months ago
when they said they cant say cunt he should of yelled at them, DILLIGAF!
seeweed70 3 months ago
aussie
seeweed70 3 months ago
You can say cunt in Canada, my wife calls me a cunt all the time!!! LOL and I'm from Toronto ya cunts!! ;-)
eazyevan1 4 months ago
your all cunts
goodolddays100 4 months ago
Australia, the only country where you call strangers mates and your friends cunts..
gretamob 4 months ago 69
@gretamob u forgot NZ 2 u bastards lol Australia and new Zealand are the only countries that i know of where we can call each other cunts and other stuff with out meaning any offense lol i been to England and tried it...diddent go so well hahaha
bahamut6667 2 months ago
@gretamob fucken oath cunt! :D
MazzasTokin 2 months ago
@gretamob hey thats a kiwi saying
1990jfish 1 month ago
@gretamob And England!
grenadier185 1 month ago
@gretamob not true! Scotland does that too lol! ya Cunt!
dauntless111 1 month ago
@gretamob and in new zealand
madballzsportz 1 month ago
my mothers kant stop laughing at me
WeedZA420 4 months ago
Thunbs up if you are canadian or aussie
Aussies rule!!!
Obviously im aussie
prettyprincezz1999 4 months ago 8
I think I have sucessfully scarred all my friends with this, love it!
Pretty much pissed myself laughing...
SailorSilvanesti 5 months ago 3
how romantic, the wife doesn't like it when i sing along lol screw her
MrAtheistman 6 months ago
wat a song
motobikes236 6 months ago
Here in Australia even the postie is a cunt when he's late.
boleyngirls 7 months ago 52
@boleyngirls
Fuck Yeah!, and I'm a Postie!.
BUT, ya don't call me Cunt when I don't have any envelopes with windows, the fuckin' bills.
BUT, like I tell my customers, "when I'm givin' you bills, my Postie is doin' the same to me, so it all evens out in the end".
Bitchin!.
One small ask. Could you luverly people try and not block the approach to your letterbox, it's bloody irritating to have to park my bike, get off, and walk up to your mailbox, we are so tight with times, please.
twinstu50 4 weeks ago 2
jeez i consider it a compliment if you call me a cunt I say thank you at least I am useful and I am proud to say I am Canadian!
Katsuo1989 8 months ago
@Katsuo1989 unless your a stitched cunt!
psymonstark03 8 months ago
@psymonstark03 dilligaf
MrJosh4thewin 6 months ago
I'm Canadian I say Cunt all the time, Like you dumb Fucking Cunts!, lol
racefan32 1 year ago
@racefan32 fuck wit
jaso161 9 months ago
@racefan32 dude its a joke
WTFimReFLeX 8 months ago
@WTFimReFLeX I knew that , my sarcasm failed, lol
racefan32 8 months ago
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@racefan32 I'm Canadian I say Cunt all the time, Like you dumb Fucking Cunts!, lol
onarass 7 months ago
@racefan32 ;o Did you get kicked out of Canada?
alexdersnerdi2000 6 months ago
@alexdersnerdi2000 those dumb cunts in Ottawa won't know how, lol
racefan32 6 months ago
HAHA I'm a Yank but I'm a BIG Kevin "Bloody" Wilson fan...aussie is one FUNNY wanker..
StylidiumLane sent me over here....haha Thank You, Sammi...this was hilarious ! ^5
GUIDOBRAT 1 year ago
gate-way to her guts?
noisysnake 2 years ago 2
What was I smoking when I wrote that one?
MadRogue2 2 years ago
see ya wednesday then
zigzagjoe69 2 years ago
it's "c u next tuesday" ....ballsack!
TheJalapenokid 2 years ago
see you next tuesday
mgall45 2 years ago 12