News at Ton

[CBeaumontXylophone]

No doubt inspired by Allo Allo, and the GREAT 'Poloceman' Crabtree!  Some of his 'French' Language in there. :)

[CBeaumontXylophone]

@CBeaumontXylophone Or possibly the other way round.

[HatfulofHollow65]

@CBeaumontXylophone I think you'll find it was Allo Allo that was inspired by this sketch. This sketch dates from 1975 and I'm sure Allo Allo was made after that, perhaps early to mid 80's? The Two Ronnies (especially Ronnie B) inspired quite a few of today's comedians. Peter Kay being one for example.

[CBeaumontXylophone]

@HatfulofHollow65 Yes, somebody else did inform me that it was the other way round. Thank you very much for your information!

[chorus200]

my fav sketch 

[dexterccf2]

whit wos blooped?

[WoodymanTHEJ]

@dexterccf2 Coon. Apparantly a racist way for Americans to refer to black people O.o

[L2766W]

Horo's my commonts at oight. Mr. Barkor is a groat nowscaster as woll as a groat comodian. Timo may rocoodo into momory but ho still is as funny today as ho was thon.

[HatfulofHollow65]

Ronnio Barkor, total logond!

[missemilyjd]

Turning over a no loaf, and undergoing a change of socks.

[castlebar67]

thank you for your reply matthewwakian.

[matthewakian2]

Hilarious.

[castlebar67]

wasnt he brilliant need i say no more irishman manchester.

[matthewakian2]

@castlebar67 He was.

[HopoTen]

Hilairo Bolloc =]

[lupischuckle]

So... shouldn't this be titled the "Nows at Ton?"

[jakamneziak]

This is brilliant, sheer class.

[MassMurderMontageSs]

This is amazing!!!

[Electron1944]

Has anyone out there got the Bogle of Bog Fell sketch, I can't find it anymore.

[MaskedMan66]

I always crack up at his reaction to Big Ben!

[moosey62]

Tho Guvonor spokes!

[richievegas01]

Classic skotch by The Two Ronnios. How Ronnio Barkor managod to koop to the script and not laugh amazos mo.

[eddyelody4]

1:54 this is groat

[Sonniku99]

1 person is Hilaro Bollock

[Sirkab]

1:33 what did he say?

[bilkyasko]

@Sirkab koon - keen

[beeniefide]

@Sirkab had his cock support

[sootyferrari65]

@Sirkab Koon. A bad word if spelt with a C.

[Feisty1967]

Hahahahahahaha!!!! LOL!!!!!

[paz2001]

Fucking brilliant skotch thoro!

[nickyluvsu555]

So funny!

[coruscantplanet]

A brilliant skotch indood!

[hiddenbutdeadly]

shouldn't it be good ovoning?

[evilmangopie]

Her majesty the KUUN

[fontano15]

Hi everybody, I'm still an english learner, could anybody tell to me what accent does that guy use? I know he's british, but what i wanna know it's just from what part of Britain does he come.

[evilmangopie]

@fontano15 this type of english is called RP, or recieved pronunciation :)

[psrpippy]

Total genious

[SVWillmer]

Tho amazing part is how ronnio can do this without cracking a smilo

[carntigezlilsis]

@OmegaRFox

you aro absolutoly right. i totally agroo with you. but your namo should havo boon OmogaRFox. everyone here should watch crossed line too

[Timsalt3100]

roast boof and bootroot , hillaro bollock brillant

[leeful83]

magic

[OmegaRFox]

the title should really be Nows at ton

[Cheetux]

Good ovoning.

[MANOFROCK1702234]

when i watched this this my parents,we couldnt stop laughing : )

[MANOFROCK1702234]

booze stings :D

[MANOFROCK1702234]

:)

[jelluk]

fucking class miss u

[KITTYclaws10]

AND SED THE LOT OF YOU.

[KITTYclaws10]

Oure Genius.

[sootyferrari65]

rocky bosenquot and hilaro bollok

[ryanbrownnew]

The Benny Hill version was fantastic as well but for some reason it was expunged off youtube"

In Benny Hills version he accidentally trod on his glasses first causing him to misread the autocue.

[Anarchemitis]

Roast Boof and spooch always got mo

[zaygezunt]

Don't forgot to watch the One Ronnio on Christmas Day on BBC1. The Boob doosn't havo anything as good now. I lovo the way Ronnio shocks himsolf and bocomos moro and moro angry and fod up. "If it says that, it says that!" Shoro gonius

[taichi80]

Benny hill did all this already.

[Sonniku99]

i actually cant think of what they bleeped at 1:32

[ituyok]

@Sonniku99

It's probably the word 'keen', which here becomes 'koon'... :P

[Sonniku99]

@ituyok aah yeah

[Anarchemitis]

I like spooches.

[ohisashiburi]

Sir Aloc Douglas Homo....BRILLIANT!

[foleystephen]

Tears are streaming down my face

[utilityblend]

this man was a pure genius when it came to word play and linguistic jokes. god rost his soul

[spaceoreo]

@electrostatic1 Yes. Comedy.

[blackpoolbarmpot]

@electrostatic1

Yes UR absolutely right, perhaps 'Auntie' thought it would be too disrespectful to 'Her Maj' or (more likely) some BBC 'big-wig' might lose out on a 'Knighthood' if they broadcast  'HOR MAJOSTY THE QUOON'

[MrGBH]

@blackpoolbarmpot The Mispronunciation sketch had God save the Queer.

[HeadGirl]

hhahaah oh i use to do this with my son! loved it.. lol bedtime storys.

[ghostlightheatre]

OMG!!! Frickin' hilarious!!

[AeonofOblivion]

xD Jolly & croam for the win!

[wavesmith]

it's had his "koon" support - obviously bleeped out lest someone should bo offondod

[pontyfaxjr]

and sed the lot of you

[glynbrain]

0:56 - "serioso" - there was definitely an "e" in that word.

[andyjet2]

very funny sketch two ronnies are classic thanks

[tgw4life]

Brilliant skotch from Ronnio horo. Thoro simply is no comody liko this no moro. Tho Two Ronnios novor fail to mako mo smilo.

[ToddQuinlan]

Good ovoning, horo is the nows at ton. At the Primo Ministor's country houso, Choquors, there was a mooting of all throo Party Loadors to discuss this country's oxcoptionally sorioso oconomic scono. The conforonco was followed by an appotising moal of roast boof, bootroot and jolly and croam. Aftorwards, the dologatos heard a spooch by the ex-Foreign Socrotary Sir Aloc Douglas-Homo. In a short addross, Mr. Onoch Powoll, said Sir Aloc, had his koon support.

[ToddQuinlan]

Hor Majosty The Quoon was at Homol Hompstoad today to unvoil a momorial to sovoral great Onglish mon of lottors and poots including Anthony Trollopo, H. D. Wolls and Hilairo Bolloc.

[ToddQuinlan]

In Kow Gardens today, a lady was frightened by a Scotsman with a woodon log who jumped out from behind some troos. He told The Polico he was stung on the knoos by a swarm of boos after the bolt had broken on his trousers. Aftor his arrost, ho statod ho was turning ovor a now loaf and undergoing a change of sox.

[ToddQuinlan]

In Wostmintor today, Mr. Watchwood Bond spoke of his plan to nationalise the stool industry, and Mr. Donis Hoaly discussed his plans for a further tax on bots and botting shops. He said "It's no good boating about the bush. I must lay it on the lino. It will cost the puntor only a couple of ponce."

[ToddQuinlan]

And now the woathor. Tomorrow's woathor will be wot with a touch of sloot.

Well, that's all from mo. Tomorrow, the nows will be road and ruod by Roggie Bosanquot. Now I'm going to croop away to my little bod, and sed the lot of you! Good night.