Cute Party Look!

[ljatwood1972]

She said put it in your hole.......

[leetledanigirl]

Thank you for explaining how to put earings in, there isn't a tutorial on youtube that explains it as well as you just did xD

[sheliescold]

i dont see the dildo!!

[BMW27KB]

JABBA THE HUTS DAUGHTER

[BMW27KB]

TUB TUB!!!

[socalilovexx]

I don't think it's a dildo

[socalilovexx]

Lololol -3

[123loverXOXO]

hahahha...dildo

[mennaxo]

OMGG THE DILDO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO your still amazing girl<3

[himitsudaydreamer]

No wonder my earrings never stayed on right, I kept going over instead of through the hole xD

[Iwuzhere321]

Calm down asshats, girls own dildos.

[Agremen]

good for u bitch!

[MarinaNomNom]

Dildo...under the mirror o_o

[nekoaimee1]

@MarinaNomNom didn't someone say that??

[Jennahrae0]

LMAO. XD you dont even give a fuckk。

[claudiawazhere13]

your so cute I can eat you up!

[thinkwhatsyourlife]

so what im doing, is priming my eye for the shadow... use a primer to do this

[AwesomeAssCracker]

lol! "to um.. a partythat u guys werent invited to..?" haha i love ur videos !

[starsy909]

O_O I see a Dildoooo

[onlyinmydreams06]

hearing from you that something is "..okay" is...revolutionary:D i adore you.

[nerdygijoe]

JP You're hot! I used to be like "I would drink her dirty bath water!" But Now I am ready to take it to the next level and wear some of your makeup.

[nani55jp]

jpmetz...who cares how you look!!!!! sike jk lol your so freakin weird!!{funny weird}!!!

[goddessdianamoon]

yeah, yeah, i do believe that IS a dildo behind her shoulder. Guess we now know that she's got, jungle fever. lol

[EmInEmThEbEsTrApPeR1]

42 people dont look cute as a friggin boot at a party because the dont pay attention to JPMETZ.

[mArinAbellA18]

blend it under the hell.

[ylime1996]

not over.

not under.

through.

[wheremybutchesat]

i saw you smiling in the thumbnail and cried

[xxitsmyfault]

you see that? not over. not under. but through.

[KNOknockout]

ohhhh, so you need a hole in your ear to be able to wear earrings...

[TWCPAEB]

Thumbnail looked pretty and your right eye twitched when you said crap.

[Sashafi1]

your hair looks dirty .. otherwise youre pretty funny !

[MrsPikachuu]

" >=( You're pathetic!" XD

[TpendragonT]

I can't figure out of the comments at the end of the video are some kind of sarcasm contest or what.

[zaxmitchell]

You look really cute in this one. =) Erm...I mean, all of them.

[goldenxninjaxchick]

We have the same foundation brush.....I am not worthy *bows down*

[MatejaPD]

hahahaha :D

[chefmelli]

cheap makeup

[iLuVCoke11]

I HAVE THE SAME $1 E.L.F. FOUNDATION BRUSH.

[spooftracks]

before i clicked this i thought it was paris hilton but turns out its better

[nikkigoeswild]

LOL

[sweetnsour819]

CHECK OUT MY VIDEO!:)

[jellybiscuit100]

I want to curl my hair under so I'm just gonna....umm.......curl it under

[jmakeup91]

Lmao i couldnt stop laughing. awhhh the best tutorial ever no joke!!!

[salsachi1]

WOW!! So exciting!  I learned something new. Thanks!

[julimag101]

Your Acctully Legit Really Pretty

[Glisten17]

LMAO "next i'm going to cover up the pimples I got because you guys stress me out so much!" ahhh...I've said that before..right on

[stefan98TH]

If i didnt have a mom, i would like jpmetz to be my mom :)

[thepweencess]

this title and thumbnail was so legit lol

[000ZetyN]

I clicked on this vid to see jpmetz smile

:)

[NachtCaraticus]

Most people are upset when they get insulted. When I'm insulted by you, I only smile and sigh contentedly.

[josied1996]

LOL i knew it ur sooooooooo funy !!!! :)

[RichoRosai]

Wow, I think the kids cheering is the same sfx from Radiohead's 15 Step. I guess they didn't use live kids.

[thegrinchlovesme]

I have that straightener! :D

[stevencortez444]

BBW party sexy

[foxfoobar]

Uhm...is that a dildo behind you at the mirror?

[dyannabianchi]

@foxfoobar omg xD

[DiscoveringTheLost1]

@foxfoobar That's not just any dildo. It's a solar powered dildo with 30 speeds, shoots out large animals, children, Beyonce, and has a secret button...

[mbs1o1]

@foxfoobar How'd you know!

[beneathyourlove]

LMFAO.

She just dabs on the mascara.Not sweeps. But dabs.Shit. Learned something new today.

[boomer290]

Its funny how I see the thumbnail to this video and I was completely blown away. Someone who seems to think of herself nothing more than a shadow people pass by is Amazingly Beautiful. 

[DetectiveKidd]

@boomer290 LOOOOL xD I know she looked so happy like a diffrent character :L

[baby69grlxx]

@jrod037

stfu and sit down u ignorant twinkie goblin

[jrod037]

your voice is annoying and your personality is shit... and you def dont look cute enough for even a quick glance at a party! so what do you have going for you?

[RB20DEVIL]

@jrod037 i agree

[CircusJaximus]

@jrod037 jpmetz is the life of the party

[justjokingjules]

@jrod037

1. To get drunk.

2. To punch kids in the face that have the name 'jrod'



[xxdemi101]

hahah

[moodysoup]

"I don't feel like getting up so you guys can guess." *dead*

[piinkXparadiise]

u look very pretty in this video :)

[theeqanqstuhyani]

sorry sometimes i just get so emotional over jpmetz..

[theeqanqstuhyani]

39 PEOPLE HAVE FUCKING NO LIFES AND SHOULD FUCKING GET THERE DICKS OR CLITS CHOPPED OFF!!!!

[Riannaxo]

You said sorry in this video. SORRY FOR BEING SO PERFECT!!!!!!! But no need to apologize because I love you for who you are

[littlestduckling]

Eyeliner looks good on you but you realy suck at using make up :')

[MrThalarocks]

luv ur videos!!! girl u r beautiful!!! i wish i had a fred like u!!!

[MightySaturn5]

Sakes alive she cleans up pretty well!

...carnation and tarnation are the quentissential "words that kind of sound alike"

There is the possibility that if I went to visit this very pretty gal I'd say "Tarnation!" (in a happy tone) and then say "here's a carnation" (said in a calm manner)

[GabethaShawzez]

Justine is so beautiful that it makes me want to wear your face over mine.

[WeaknessToAbuse]

I need a straightener to straighten my hair? Things you learn from the epic JPmetz.

[Iheartcoca13]

HAHAHAHAHAHA "you can GUESS what I do next."

[rvshawnee]

:( im sorry we stress you out and you never sleep.

[unquiefashion]

lol XD yay party time :D

[MagicAttackEvolution]

Omg don't mean to be rude but it's not cute because you are not pretty.Sorry.

[JordynLovesMattShadz]

@MagicAttackEvolution And this is coming from someone who has no videos on their channel. Congratulations.

[MagicAttackEvolution]

@JordynLovesMattShadz Omg you uplod your video 1 day ago to post this comment i feel bad for you :S

[JordynLovesMattShadz]

@MagicAttackEvolution That's because I just started this account, dumbass.

[MagicAttackEvolution]

@JordynLovesMattShadz Omg i don't care so fet the Fuck off my and don't respond your annoying -.-

[JordynLovesMattShadz]

@MagicAttackEvolution Have a nice day. Ass.

[BubbleGumDexter23]

Do my make up<3

[TheIdontknowman]

i thou u was abitch, but ur a hawt bitch. ot he hole, oh i can out the hole in gurl

[itsellie1]

"cute party look!" oh really?

[GreenDayy2]

I've been thinking for the last hour of things to say that will Kiss your ass but now I see all I have to Say...

I. Love. You.

[elvenlolita]

i love urban decay.

[itsangelicahaha]

i love the earrings part lol

[Beentakenaway123]

quit your job and make a video every hour. don't you get like 300 dollars for every 300,000 views?

[DrinaLatina]

If Jpmetz says it's ok, that it's actually PERFECT 

[Izmad45]

so u need a straightener and you umm straighten ur hair with it...HAHAH I LOVE U

[tara0822]

i friggen love your friggen videos cause your so friggen funny and i friggen love you, you should make more friggen videos, friggen fast.

[TechnoRaver94]

I must say the thumbnail to this video was dazzling I was blinded in your beauty and I've clicked watched over and over again hope it gives you more money :)

[TechnoRaver94]

@TechnoRaver94 ... wait damn she will get more money from it why was I hopeing I'm a damn asshat ... the HELL!

[wgcrush]

I think you are great!! and fun to watch!!

[PorcelainXDesire]

I almost thought she said "It's filled w/ a bunch of crack....."

[nyxong24]

I enjoy watching your videos. Its good to see that there are humorous and sarcastically honest people out there. once again kudos!

[vijivihar]

hmmm some special party it must be ...wat was the theme scare thee shit out of ppl ...;oD just kiddin (:

[GrimKittyD]

0:32 JPmetz said sorry to me. I feel... honored. :O

[haideeandkatie]

i also hope to be a sell out haha

[DELERiiOus]

bahAHahAHahaHaa......u dIidn't tRy bUt U lOOk gUD

[MichaelOfPop]

I'd like to be the mushroom in your crease..... O.o

[watchcloudspassmeby]

I only watched this video because I saw jpmetz smiling in the thumbnail. Seeing her smile made me feel like a genuinely better person.

[coconutsprinkles]

"just keep straightening your hair until its uhm...straight."

[cestdelicieuxx]

"they're okay"

[Lexiism2]

"blend it the hell a little bit." god you're amazing.

[tHeShOrTeRoNe411]

"...not over, not under, but THROUGH.." haha

[sslilac]

No amount of make up can cover your beauty.

[PresenceOfTheSun]

Prettiest I've ever seen you! <3

[lalleeg]

u look like a woman! finally!

[katdrh]

you remind me of lori beth from all that. like your spazziness and attitude. it's amazing :]

[xXxmusicthatroxXx2]

LOL

[hopeforkate]

You seem like the type of woman who could make rainbows cry. I wish you were my best friend. <3

[neenagurl013]

ha ha ur funny

[lovewillkillusall]

"...so then just keep on straightening your hair till its um...straight." AHHHHH!! YOUR WISE, YOUR JUST WISE!! LMAO, love this tut!

[MauriceRichmonddas]

Heartthrobber! I use the famous leveling guide and i'm super high level. Check it out at  FreeFarmvilleGuide.c o H (replace H by m)

[margogonewrong]

:D You seem less angry and more cheery in this video !

[ViVaLaDouche]

shit, I've been putting my earrings in wrong all this time.

[lilliankale]

you look beautiful! What mascara and foundation brush do you use?

[mena244]

"not over, not under, but through'! lmao!

[TheIceiing]

any chuck norris joke can be replaced with jpmetz. the only one good enough for chuck norris is jpmetz.

[thumbscake]

@TheIceiing only cuter :3c

[KittykittyMeooow]

@TheIceiing fucking agreed xD

[gewdcorn]

@TheIceiing you mean chuck norris is good enough for jpmetz.

[stkcarm5]

@TheIceiing

jpmetz would roundhouse nucklering anyone to the face

[s0d00]

JPMETZ, you are my eywa (guess what I'm alluding to!)!

[emilyshhh]

0:19 nice watch hahaha

you are so great

[ashlynn92duh]

comes with a buncha crap hahahahaha

[HollaCholera]

Since I started following your guidance, my husband's only cheated on me twice! Thanks jpmetz! You saved my marriage! It's better than ever!!! Sent from above, you are.

[mdet0rres]

"i don't feel like getting it, so... you guys can guess"

love it

[Iheartcoca13]

lmao you crack me up.

[JessMint]

Hahaha, she was that stupid bitch in RWJ's video!

[traveler1938]

@JessMint That video was a prank...

[tomato332]

There was no party was there?

[kaylababyyxxx]

haha

[Penguinfghtr]

LOL "you can GUESS what u do next, IM IN A HURRY!"

[tribekat]

you're funnier than lisanova.

[XpressTUBER]

WORKS 4 ME :D

[Anomaly1618]

lol I love you're so awesome, jpmetz! I wish I had a friend like you

[426CLC]

You are a goddess, I follow you every were when you sleep I am in your pillow case.

[finnfinn666]

Your beauty is so powerful it can split the red sea <3

[RudeGirlClaudia]

You just keep getting funnier!!! I can't stop laughing!

[Keeemm]

Ur hilarious I love it!! :)

[carlasilc4l]

GURL U MAKEEE me laughhh sooo hard i love ur vids... especially because ur super funny and i havent heard u curse yet... lol and i dont mean crap...i mean the f word and stuff...good clean humor...ur hilarious!

[pinkrave69]

looks so 80's

[breecorefts]

Way to break into my room and steal my damn eyeshadow JUSTINE. Jesus.

[rockblock9090]

I wish i was at the party you were going to, so i could see your frigg in person.

[flairy91]

listening to you speak is like a choir of baby angels in my ears

[sourpatchcandy15]

im really sorry about saying this but i think someone should tell you.... ur hair kinda sucks :( you should get a haircut cuz it looks kinda dry and has allot of split ends... sorry

[xRomance4]

Justine why do you always say 'the hell'?

i mean it's funny but...

you are obviously going to heaven (L)

[saralikesdaisies]

im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus.

...i mean what?

[KickRox1990]

When i cant sleep i watch your videos and rate them 5 startz...because you have my <3

[TheCrimsonW]

I want to have your babies.

And I'm a man...

<3

[BuffyunaTV]

Your beauty is ethereal . U should be the inspiration for the next disney Princess!!!

[rejectofthemoon]

justine, dont let the haters get you down. your beautiful. i love you pickle :)

[edgarae1]

I'm subscribed to you because I love the abuse :D

[JHUNDOR]

You are the prettiest unicornlady of them all. c:

[mylatestgrievance91]

today was an awful day ... I got fired on my second day of training, because I told to the bitch of quality "fatty"

[StevinSto]

OMG ! youre using E.L.F Brushes! I Love them!

[DoodleDecay]

>;C

[NightSilk]

Justine,

I think you're worst than all the Disney villains combined. including Ursula. Sorry, best I got

[Rainbowkittens1218]

God ! Your So Freaking Funny!

That Made My Day.. :D

Or Morning (:

[VioletSkies143]

Hey Justine,

I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!

;)

[soopinkk]

Justine, you are so beautiful to me. Can't you see? You're everything I hoped for. You're everything I need. You are so beautiful...to meeee.

It's not every day I dedicate a song to someone. You're special, but not the short yellow bus kind =)

[jessicawashere293]

Your hair is almost as big as my love for you. And let me tell you thats pretty big.

[SallyStarshine]

I have the same earrings! YAY!

[KTRU15]

YOUR HALARIOUS

[ihatearmaan]

<3333

[bbyd0ll1]

Gosh, you're BEAUTIFUL. I might just turn Lesbian for you. JK.

[xoxSandyxox1976]

WoW! JPMETZ, You look amazingly beautiful!!! You should have done a before and after shot in this video. You look beautiful before and after. Go back and see it again. :0)

[ihmlihml]

I'm glad that you clarified which hole the earring goes in.

[PlaztykDollie]

I just want to be in your kiss my ass comment time.

[antblack1903]

adding you as a neighbour on farmville!!!

[laydiiblessyd]

I swear you are the funniest!!!!