Portal 2 Soundtrack - The Stalemate Button

[Reedamaster]

0.45, part 5... BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!!!!! (and start awesome music)

[rushme05]

I LUUUUUVVVV PORTAL ' AND I LUV I LUV I LUUUV THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME

[MuStCoMmEnT09]

wait.... why do you give the mediafire link when portal site has the song and every other portal song on their site for free distribution?

[alsnana00]

@MuStCoMmEnT09 This was BEFORE the portal site has the song "apr 20,2011|"

[pikminstudios1]

PRESS THE BUTTON!!!!!

[archer36100]

,,are you stil alive?"

[urpaderpa]

They should have Ricky Gervais voice something!! :D

[2000gmod]

Me on exam final question

StaleMate Detected Thinking in 3...2...1

Anwser A

Do not Do It

Yes Anwser That

NO

Yes

Portal To the Moon

I Finally completed The Exam :D

[Toast333Hero]

My mate is stale.

[monoose35]

press it, press the button!

NO! DO NOT DO IT!

[tossenbossen]

GLaDOS: PUSH THE BUTTON!! Wheatley: DONT PUSH THAT BUTTON!! GLaDOS: JUST PUSH THE BUTTON!! Wheatly DONT YOU DARE PUSH THAT BUTTO- Me: WOULD EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! IM PRESSING THE BUTTON AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT I- OHSHIWTFBOMBS????

[TheWierdo67]

Stalemate detected.

Lemons detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing.....

[Coolasion]

This is the possibly the best game I have EVER played, amazing voices, great story, AWESOME puzzles and badass music, its hard to find all that in one game!

[NotreDame115]

press the button!!!!!!!!

[MinnMaigi]

Ohhhh man. This piece always get to me in a great way. Just hearing this brings back the adrenaline rush and the excitement and the thrill...

[chrispy9229]

TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT YOUR PRECIOUS HUMAN MOON! For it cannot save you now!!!

[killingmachine956]

wheatly:PART 5 BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON

ARE YOU STILL ALIVE

WELL IM STILL IN CONTOL AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE.

CHELL:UMM PRESS THE STALE MATE BUTTON

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

PART FIVE! DISABLE RATINGS!

[3DPlanets]

PART FIVE! POST A COMMENT ABOUT THE DISLIKE BUTTON!

[olivierfromricochet]

PART FIVE: BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATER

[PsychedelicSouljam29]

PART 4 The Stalement Button!! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?! YOU ARE JOKING?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!!

[LuckyGamer100]

Sorry, I forgot to add a "hear at the" between the "you" and "start".

[LuckyGamer100]

Is it just me, or does the very first instrument you start of the song, and lasting until about 45 seconds in, sort of sound kind of like a slower, chopped up version of the main tune in Reconstructing Science?

[mythbuster43]

Announcer: Substitute Core, are you ready to start the procedure?

GLaDOS: Yes, come on!

Announcer: Corrupted Core, are you ready to start the procedure?

Wheatley: What do you think?

Announcer: Interpreting vague answer as "Yes."

Whealtey: Nononononono! Didn't pick up on my sarcasm...

[lchavasse]

Now i took the liberty of watching you Disliking her and im not making the same mistake, Four Part Plan Is This

One: No negative comment Surfaces

Two: Start the Getofftheinternettoxin Imediently

Three: Dislike proof Shields for me

Which leads to part Four: Dislike Agents To Dislike Your Videos Thowing at you!

*Is About To Hit the Dislike button* *Internet Crashes*

PART FIVE: PUT A VIRUS ON THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!

Chell: Aw man His video sucks and i cant Even Dislike him... :(

[dylanthecanuck]

I do not know why chill went for the stalemate button. She is not a certified stalemate associate.

[klawzilla]

0:45 is where the so f*cking epic part kicks in!

[PieMoe]

Wheatley is a moron. His four part plan had five parts.

[BLTheArmyGuy]

@PieMoe Credit where it's due; if he said it'd have 5 parts Chell wouldn't have come close to the button now would she?

[Thisisforvortex]

@BLTheArmyGuy Try to think like that: He tell 5 parts then even tell you the button is trapped. Will you not try to go to it anyway?

[carlotta4th]

@BLTheArmyGuy For someone designed to be a moron, that was a pretty well-laid trap.

[AlexanderT21]

@PieMoe That was a hidden surprise maybe? Or a miscount, yeah xD

[Nagalfar4]

"Yeah, I pressed the button, now what... things are going pretty bad, guess I'll have to wait, I'll just shoot portals in the moon for f- WAIT A MINUTE IT ACTUALLY WORKS ?!"

[Nagalfar4]

"Yeah, I pressed the button, now what... things are going pretty bad, guess I'll have to wait, I'll just shoot portals in the moon for f- WAIT A MINUTE IT ACTUALLY WORKS ?!"

[rinkufan11]

I FORBID YOU TO PRESS IT!!

[screams3]

What? Are you still alive?!? You are joking! You have got to be kidding me! You just had to play cat and mouse didn't you while people were trying to work! And now we're all gonna pay the price cause we're all gonna bloody die!

[Left4Cake008]

@screams3 Take one last look at the puny human moon.

[SogekingSchofield503]

@screams3 Aw yeah, brilliant. Just take one last look at your precious human moon! Because it cannot help you now!

(Chell fires)

[Earlybird2468]

LOVE this music! Especially at the ending with the drums, it has that: "Holy Shit, we're gonna die!" tune to it.

I can imagine 4 things going through Chell's head:

- OW! THAT HURT!

- Wheatley, how could you?!

- Wheatley, I--am--SO pissed right now!

- WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

[stinkoman2x6]

Are you still alive!?

i c whut u did thar valve

[monoose35]

i thought it was stalemate associate

[LordXenophilis]

@99batran said: this is the song luna dances to well kinda..

You know her?!?!?!?

@99batran : *whisper* *whisper*

You did WHAT?!?!?!

[RequiemPwnagePSN]

@LordXenophilis Princess Luna. MLP: FiM.

[SeanSwateam]

This song is toatally called Don't do it unless this is the 2nd button time.

[99batran]

this is the song luna dances to well kinda..

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@99batran lol!!!

[99batran]

this is the song luna dances to..

[Cherryblossoms13100]

four part plan

1: enjoy the music

2: spam proof shield

3: anti troll coments

4: saying all troll coments are spam

PART FIVE: BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON. What, are you trolls still alive? (shoots portal at moon and watches trolls and space core fly into space)

3 years later

space core: space x infinity

[Carnivoresrox]

Part 1)Anti Spamming Shields

Part 2)Troll Proof Comments

Part 3)Anti Bad Comments

Part 4)Bad Comments To Throw At You

*Troll Presses Dislike Button*

PART 5)TURN THE RATING OFF/BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON

[MunchyToast001]

Part 6) Disable the rating system. MUAHAHAHAH

[HedgehogStudios1]

Push the button!

DO NOT press that button!

Push it!

I forbid you to press that button!

[dominated487]

good music

[xweert711]

Stalemate detected. The lab boys are burning your house down.. With the lemons. In aproximately 3...2...1..

[StarAgentRXA4682]

Wheatley: DONT PRESS THE BUTON

GLaDOS:GO! PRESS THE BUTTON!

Me: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE

Wheatley and GLaDOS: ._.

[happykoala4]

This song is incredible, like the reaction says. :P

[InvaderTex]

I downloaded this soundtrack onto my computer but I cant put it on my ipod. Can someone please help?

[jpest17]

@InvaderTex ROFL, how is that even possible...

[LegoStopmotionTeam]

Hey, If Aperture Science is 100 Meters underground, why do you see the moon as if it was above you?

[jjbodewes]

@LegoStopmotionTeam wheatley was so busy with testing and killing you that he was not watch to something else ( like the structure of the facility and the explosing thingie)

[Travaillons]

@LegoStopmotionTeam Wheatley's "lair" is close to ground level.

[Tazzek6]

@LegoStopmotionTeam Wheatly moved it, the entire thing is pretty much moveable tetris blocks.

[Mongoose123451]

@Tazzek6 haha

[Jh5kRadio]

@LegoStopmotionTeam Cliff?

[Emelljee]

@LegoStopmotionTeam You're near the surface, like in the last GLaDOS fight of the first game.

[RozengerWenger]

"What?!? Your still alive!?!? You've got to be kidding

[dumbledizzle]

jeeezus! what epic music.. reminds me of the Dark Knight there at the end....

[MyNameIsBucket]

@Poivrish Didn't you hear? Every orchestral theme is now required by law to have BWAAAAAHHHHHH in it.

[jbird501likespie]

Wheatly: DONT PRESS THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!

GLaDOS: Press the button!

Wheatly: Dont! i can still make this video better!

Glados: ITS ALREADY AT ITS BEST!

*GLaDOS smacks wheatly off her body*

[klawzilla]

@jbird501likespie That last part sounded dirty

[cyborgtroy]

@jbird501likespie - Are you fucking serious

[Mongoose123451]

@cyborgtroy fucking lmao. i love how the comment is so lame but it has 100 thumbs up.

[maxkitty223]

@jbird501likespie WheatlEy. Wheatley. D:

[maxkitty223]

@jbird501likespie WheatlEy.

god, I hate when people misspell his name.

[gamegod9000]

@jbird501likespie

"NO! I forbid you to press it!"

...

"HA! BOOBY TRAP THE LIKE BUTTON!"

*Ratings have been disabled for this video*

"Wha-? Are you still alive?! You are JOKING! ...Well, I'm still in control, and I have NO idea how to fix this place! But wait! I can still fix it all! I can make this video better!"

[Chowder7116]

Step five:BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!

[LovesCookies1]

PART FIVE. BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!

[mcownagedapwnage]

PRESS IT! PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON!

[TheMrTumbs]

When i was playing Portal 2 on yhis part, i was "HOLY SHIT THE GAME IS GONNA END!" so i was nervous and i go to the stalemate button then Boom

I was: ... WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFF

[phoebephilofy2526]

it is true that you dont have the qualifications , but you have something much more important- a finger!

[RandomnessMaster]

PRESS THE BUTTON!

[olinar90]

I think she's lying...

[HedgehogStudios1]

Push the button!

DO NOT PRESS THAT BUTTON! Think about this, you need to be a qualified stalemate employee to push that button

[theprogramer48]

haha bobey traped the stalemate button

[SHARDK2]

Alernate core are you ready to proceed?

Yes!

Corrupted core are you ready to proceed?

NO!

Oh yes she is

NONONONONONO!

[SHARDK2]

While I've been stalling you WE JUST PRESSED THE BUTTON! Use the moment of confusion I just made to press the button

[BlackDeathFrenzy]

whenever a couple are arguing about breaking up, play this really loud and have someone with a stalemate button replica. Then have someone say "stalemate associate please press the stalemate resolution button" have two people male and female (wheatly and GLaDOS) say back and forth press the button/don't press the button. I wanna see what happens. ;D

[syncA707]

this kinda reminds me of tron legacy

[darkivan64]

This song should be named Step 5

[flarn2006]

This part would be so much better if there actually was any doubt as to whether or not you should press the button. Not that it isn't awesome already.

[theprogramer48]

I live for that. glados scream

[tetradd]

This music is fits so well in the final battle along with the "Press it! We're so close! No don't press it!" It really adds in the theme of desperation.

[theprogramer48]

portal 2 rocks

[vajksziget7a]

PRESS THE BUTTON!!! DON'T PRESS IT! PRESS IT!

[RaineBJayhawk]

DO NOT PRESS DISLIKE BUTTON...

[MrRenard7785]

Stalemate detected, cannot complete operation.

YES!

PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT...

Registered stalemate associate must push stale mate resolution button.

NO!

LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN!!

[LOS355]

@MrRenard7785 Sounds nasty.

[chcc12]

Push the button,

no don't push it, I order you not to push that button.

[supershadowdan1]

@MrTitanic45 Wheatly: Let go! I'm still connected, I can pull myself back in. I can fix this!

Glados: I've already fixed it. And you are NOT coming back.

Wheatly: Oh no! Change of plans, HOLD ONTO ME!

[Danielfartface]

real awsome thanks uploader

[ziviite11]

PART FIVE: BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!

[Musiphonix]

@ziviite11 #mostobviouscommentever

[BeconMovies]

When I almosted press the button and it exploded, i was like SHIT!

[pikminlord1]

deal or no deal? that is the question!

[davidmovsisian]

0:44 , What!!, are you still alive? you are joking!! you have got to be kidding me! w..well i'm still in control, and i have no idea how to fix this place.. ooooh you had to play bloody cat and mouse didnt ya? where people were trying to work, yeah, well we now are all gonna pay the price, cause we are all gonna bloody die!!

*roof opens* *Poof*... W..wh.WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!­!!!

[TheQuilanvos]

PART FIVE: BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!

[Earlybird2468]

@iani103 Nope, it's towards the end of the boss battle when you have to press the Stalemate resolution button again

[charlietherealcat]

THIS IS WHAT YOU PUT IN OUR COMMENTS PAGES!!! *holds a can of spam*

[Mrcryptidsarereal]

listen and you hear hints for the music where wheatley is in control

[tehzombeh98]

This is got to be some of the most dramatic music ever.

[algreen121]

I wonder want this game would be like if it were a movie....

[kitster900]

@algreen121 Hopefully they would use the same music, have Alessia (sp?) Gladwell play Chell, and use all of the same voice actors. If they didn't it would kind of ruin the entire thing.

[algreen121]

@kitster900 ya I todally agree but making this into a movie would be pretty hard but it is very possible!

[brandoon12345]

BEST.PART.EVER.

[bossfight1]

GNAAAAAAAGGHHH!!!

YOU... have been a thorn in my side long enough!!

[HikariXSato0764]

Yeah, well this thorn...is about to TAKE YOU DOWN!

[iani103]

Where is this from?

Is it from the fake door that "shuts down" Glados?

[codebreaker2001]

Aim for the moon, and if you miss, at least you'll hit the stars.

[Knexxuss]

Best part of the game, this music fits perfectly with what is happening...

[FreemanVonDon]

PART SIX STOP MAKING PART FIVE BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON JOKES.

[thekittymaster54]

someone need to loop this video,oh and of course with a button

[Earlybird2468]

Y'know, at the beginning of this song it sounds kindof quiet, like as if Chell is still uncertain if she wants to press that button. But when she does... You hear this change in music where it gets loud, like as if she's mad/determined/in pain. What do you think?

[slowdude]

We need a stalemate button in TF2. For those CTF (a.k.a deathmatchs) games that lead to stalemates. Instead of what they do now they put a stalemate resolution button in the center of the map that everyone rushes to get to. Both teams then proceed to explode with the team that pressed the button winning despite dying.

[HaloFanRedvsBLue12]

@slowdude To make things fair everyone gets reset to there spawn points.

[LolLordy]

@slowdude whole new meaning to the term 'scout rush'

[Mephiles55510]

@slowdude lol thats a cool idea :D that wud be pretty interesting :P lots of fireworks will happen i bet lol

[meerkater]

@slowdude But then we'd all have Scouts leapin' about all over the place just to press the fucking button!

[slowdude]

@meerkater thats the point

[Maphysto]

@slowdude But what if Engies and Demos implement PART 5?

[slowdude]

@Maphysto

Will they have time too? This stalemate button would be like a 10 seconds round.

[Luxai]

@slowdude YES! YES!

BLU Sniper: Go push the bloody button!

RED Heavy: NOOOO!

RED Demo: Don't do it!

BLU Scout: Go go go!

RED Medic: I forbid you to push it!

BLU Spy: Gentlemen!

RED Engineer: COME BACK!

Then everyone died.

[adliikhwan280]

@slowdude TEH POWA OF DA SOURCE SDK!

[eskimodude812]

@slowdude With this music playing in the background too

[Patel9053]

@slowdude But wouldn't they need to be trained stalemate associates to press it?

[Jet3800]

@Patel9053 That would be a special ending, where the offenders are caught for impersonating a stalemate resolution associate and turned into potatoes.

[breakerboy365]

@Patel9053 thats why it exploded

[elementcollector1]

@slowdude PART 5! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!

*RED team wins*

[tfrepl]

@slowdude

0:00

*A red pyro rushes to the button*

Announcer (voice of GLaDOS) : PRESS the button.

*Wheatley pops out* I forbid you to press it.

0:45

Medic: Were going to die!!

Snipe: NOBODYS GOING TO DIE MATE.

[MrNiconiconico]

@slowdude indeed

[Sparkpin]

@slowdude

Stop reading my mind and steling my ideas :P

/joke

[gamegod9000]

Alternative core, are yo - "YES, come on!" Corrupted core, are you ready to start? "What do you think?" Interpreting vague answer as -YES-. "NO, no! Didn't pick up on my sarcasm." Stalemate detected. Stalemate associate, please press the Favorite button. "No! Don't press that button!" "YES! DO PRESS IT!" "NO! I forbid you to press that button!" "PRESS IT!" "NO!"

[Knexxuss]

@gamegod9000 or even more dramatic. no... no. no no no nononononononNONONONONOOOOOOGA­HHHHHHHHHH

[RickyTheSmart]

This tune goes off in my head whenever I am writing an exam.

[JKMSanimation]

Wheatley: HAHA! MOVIE TRAP! THE STALMATE BUTTON!

[tacoandamuffin]

@JKMSanimation its "PART FIVE! BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!"

[JKMSanimation]

@tacoandamuffin oops XD

[tacoandamuffin]

@JKMSanimation its all good man.



[jasonazdf]

ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

[tacoandamuffin]

@jasonazdf YOU ARE JOKING.

[Strobertat]

I'm going to play this when I've got 1 minuet in an exam left. the most epic minuet ever!

[LovecraftianToenail]

I remember listening to this in-game, thinking about how awesome it would be to finally destroy GLaDOS (even if I knew she ultimately lived from Co-Op.) Maybe I should've paid more attention to the music...

[Luxai]

"Go press the button! Go press it!"

"NO! Do not press it!"

"We're so close go press it!"

"No! Do not do it! I forbid you to press it!"

"Go press it!"

"Don't press that button! COME BACK!"

[soulmanEXE]

PART FIVE! BOOBY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!!!!

Are you still alive?!

You have GOT to be kidding!!

[lolproductionds]

PART 5! Booby trap the stalemate button!

[gfsdkj]

is this the fake stalemate or the real one?

[RedBoxedLunch]

@gfsdkj

Fake one, but the real one uses the same music up until 0:44

[flarn2006]

@gfsdkj What do you mean the fake one? Both were real; it's just that on the second one the button was booby trapped.

[MRWWAYSS]

I hate how most of RedBoxedLunchs uploaded soundtrack is NOT on the Official Soundtrack that VALVe released for free.

[FLCommsWest]

@MRWWAYSS Get over it.

[MRWWAYSS]

@FLCommsWest Heavy: NO

[DementisXYZ]

@MRWWAYSS That's only volume 1 of an expected 3. It only took care of all the music from the beginning of the game to the end of the first set of test chambers.

[MRWWAYSS]

@DementisXYZ Okay but where is it said that this is only the first of a three parter?

[DementisXYZ]

@MRWWAYSS I personally have not heard about the other two parts, but I had spotted RedBoxedLunch (I think it was one of his videos) mentioning 3 parts in a comment on one of his other videos. So, I'm not the right source to ask (I'll do some research, if I find anything, I'll get back to you), but if it is a 3 parter, the fact that all the music in part 1 is from the first third of the game would be evidence of it.

[DementisXYZ]

@MRWWAYSS Here we go, from Gamespy:

"...Valve has been working to release more Portal 2 stuff, and the first of it arrives today with part one of the three-part Portal 2 soundtrack."

Not one of my typical sources, but it works. Also, the fact that the album "Songs to Test By" is called "Volume 1" would also be a good indicator that more volumes are to come.

[DementisXYZ]

Me: "Ok, place a portal on the floor...now one on the ceiling..." Wheatley: "Part Five!" Me: "WTF? *BOOOM*" Wheatley: "Booby-Trap the Stalemate button!" Me: "Did I seriously just die? Oh, that is cheap." Wheatley: "Wha-? Are you still alive?" Me: "Iunno, am I? Cool!" Wheatley: "Oh, you are joking! You have got to be kidding me." *Ceiling collapses, revealing moon* Me: "Hey, the moon. I wonder if I can shoot a Portal on it." *Fires portal, ending plays* Me: "AWESOME!"