Gilbert Gottfried Aristocrats Joke

[Ragingrainbowprod]

i really actually have a boner... this sounds really kinky

[SeeCrest678]

This is a fucked up joke... but I like for a reason I dont know lol

[EnigmaXx730]

LMAOROTF...I don't get it....

[peeintothewind]

Took 5 seconds into this video before I clicked the video "Pamela Anderson Strips Tease..."

[123hornygamer]

is this real, or edited :P?

[crazyginger011]

all he has to do to make you laugh is hi.

[thedtofficial]

1:34



[xjames118]

I remember, the year 2150, I woke up, climbed from my cubicle, moved four feet away, was immediately raped by a vast crowd of vocoder hoodies. Some tramps vomited into my mouth, this was OK, because the sick had traces of amphatamine; that helped wake me up. An hour later, I'd left my building. The tide of bodies was bad that morning, & for several hours I was swept miles in the wrong direction. Finally I reached the fertility clinic (my wife and I had been trying for another baby). Aristocrats.

[SonsOfLiberty65]

339 people have no sense of humor

[gasb911]

ewwww thats sweat

[Testasticle]

ｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｃｅ

[HaloLvl43Legit]

...I don't get it.

[southparkXD1]

would be more impressive without the cuts.

[DreHappyw00t]

@southparkXD1 He did it without cuts. Search for Gilbert Gottfried- Dirty Jokes Part 3

[DreHappyw00t]

@southparkXD1 I meant part 4 :P

[Preso9008]

WTF AM I LISTENING TO!!!!! LOL

[Rafaelhcoelho]

Fucking annoying voice.

I hated the joke just cuz of his voice!!!

[moldytaco1]

@Rafaelhcoelho His voice makes it even more hilarious...

[p0rkch0ps]

This is proof America has no humour. You're all a bunch of uneducated rednecks.

[spazmodic23]

@p0rkch0ps This is proof that you have no sense of humor. It's called a JOKE for a reason. It's not supposed to be taken seriously...

[GojyotheFeared]

@spazmodic23

This comment is proof that anyone who laughs at this or calls it a joke has no morals.

[sofuckyouyeah]

@GojyotheFeared i guess you didnt get it

[GojyotheFeared]

@sofuckyouyeah

You're right. I don't get it. I don't get why incest, pedaphilia and bestiality all rolled up into one giant crude and disgusting pile and passed off as a very sad attempt as a joke is funny.

Only pathetic people with no morals such as you would find it funny.

[sofuckyouyeah]

@GojyotheFeared well yeah i do find it funny that hes publicly destroying tabus pissing off easily offended narrow minded pussies like you..

but the real reason i would call it a good joke is because i actually know what an aristocrat is.. and i see the point, do you?

[ness1107]

@sofuckyouyeah Considering the content of this "joke", I'm concerned about your implication that objection to defying taboos such as incest and bestiality is narrow-minded. I fail to see how producing such distateful material, and attempting to 1-up other comedians on shock-value and distastefulness makes any of those anecdotes a "good joke".

[sofuckyouyeah]

@ness1107 its narrow minded to say its bad or has no value because good, bad or distastefull humour, is simply a matter of personal opinion.. just because someone thinks something is disgusting it doesnt negate anothers opinion that its funny as fuck

[GojyotheFeared]

@sofuckyouyeah

First off, it's not narrow minded to find the constant use of words like fucking and fisting and cuming, etc. etc. in anything, let alone sexual content, not to mention sexual content explicitly used to depict pedaphilia, bestiality and incest all rolled into one as something distasteful.

Secondly, to even refer to this as a joke and to say something like, "I jerk off to this" as both of them have admited in this video is horrendously distasteful and proof that his firing

[GojyotheFeared]

from the Aflak commercials as the Aflak duck was more than sustained and well called for.

Third and finally, if you really want to lecture someone on morals, you should seriously think about a different username other than "sofuckyeah".

[sofuckyouyeah]

@GojyotheFeared my username or my humour says nothing about my morals and everything you said i already countered in the reply to ness.. also i thought it was funny when they said "i jerk off to this"

go watch one of the live audience versions of aristocrats, are you saying the entire laughing audience have no morals?

hey dont worry i see that it must obviously be very hard to realise youre narrow minded and you probably never will

[GojyotheFeared]

@sofuckyouyeah

I'm say that anyone who laughs at the idea of pedaphilia, incest and bestiality, told with such crude and crass language, has low moral quality.

I'm open minded to different belief systems and different political systems even.

But there is no open mindedness in considering something like this to be humerous.

[Vortex42]

@GojyotheFeared Go fuck yourself. Moron.

[GojyotheFeared]

@Vortex42

Sorry, but I don't take requests. Particularly when they are crude, vulgar and childish.

[GojyotheFeared]

@sofuckyouyeah

In fact, it's not even a question of being open or narrow minded. It's a question of what does it say about a person's moral character to even consider laughing at something like this.

It's crude, offensive on multiple levels and holds not moral or even civil quality to it.

[sofuckyouyeah]

@GojyotheFeared

basically all you are saying is "blabla this is my opinion and i refuse to acknowledge other opinions blabla"

hey..hey..like..uhm..what do you call that..?

you either got raped by your dad or you are trolling, i can not believe you are this dumb.. you are generalizing a HUGE group of people to have shitty morals, the only thing you know about these people is that they laughed at a joke, if you do not see how fuckin moronic ure being then..sigh

why do i bother... mustbetrol

[GojyotheFeared]

@sofuckyouyeah

I'll accept other people's opinion when they have something rational/civil to say versus resorting to cheap grade school playground name calling tactics.

[GojyotheFeared]

Thus far, this video and your comments have been anything but.

[sofuckyouyeah]

@GojyotheFeared dismissing whatever i say because i call you names yup thats a solid response, take a good look and youll realise ure the one in grade school you ignorant pretentious fuck.. something has to be civil before it can be rational? yeah great logic

[twoxsmart]

This joke wasn't funny at all. I was hoping for a funny punchline, but nope. I want my 7:01 back

[chrisstevensjunior]

@twoxsmart this got me to accept people who do beastiality :) learn to have tolerance

[moldytaco1]

@twoxsmart Its not supposed to have a punchline or be funny

[Mundy307]

i cant breathe

[Mundy307]

i cant breathe

[EDOM666DEVORE]

lol welcome to hell

[epidemicstudios]

saw this on South Park.

[LAARocks8]

oooh that sweat!

[marpsugar]

awesome, MADE ME LAAUGH. loved it.

[hellojennh]

Is this Karkat or- 

[Snowflower631]

disturbing

[PCJews]

*Boner*



[Meozeon]

@PCJews love u wes/ethan

[michiyoyoshiku]

@PCJews

*Violently masturbating*

[mnteerie]

this is like a masterpiece of bad taste, thank you gilbert

[HammondCarolyn]

TECHNUS~~!!!

[pabloav1988]

I was the parrot from Aladdin! XD

[nismojutsu]

Gilbert was shot in the knee with an arrow, and his voice hasn't been the same since.

[FreakDaMIghet]

True story. I had NEVER heard this joke before today, yet had heard about it. DID NOT know it was a dirty joke. Yesterday, my teacher was talking about how kids think school is a big joke and that in reality, it costs a lot of money to be in school, therefore making school an expensive joke. I said, "Just like the aristocrates joke. The look on his face.....Well, anyways, he very nicely asked me if I actually knew the joke, and when I said know, he laughed out loud. I am SO stupid.

[iTzVIS1ON]

...and vaginal juices..

[OmegaBlue69]

To people who don't get it, when it was originally done way back when it was a kind of social commentary about the over-decadence and perverse nature of high society. Now it's more about the gross-out factor and the anti-climatic ending.

[eightfoldpathtrance]

I don't get it.

[Dillinify]

He really got exited around 3:30.

[Rufus2468]

So. Many. Fucking. Jump. Cuts!

[FurryEskimo]

-find video

--"Oh wow, I remebber this guy from when I was a kid and watched those funny shows!!"

-skip ahead to 2:06 and lissen to 2:16

--Gape open mouthed in shock..

[CJEChurchill]

Was he serious when he said he had en erection???

[Deevoization]

Great edit man.

[spiderjerusalem100]

He has the most badass slimy dickhead voice ever haha!

[TheSturdyWall]

It sounded like he said "Fish Fucking the dog"

[TheCaptainLulz]

he had me at fistfucking a dog. He is easily the best comedian in his class.

[M1911A1GUY]

lol this is allowed on youtube but they won't show nudity...i think youtube needs to reevaluate it's position on boobage

[QGfk1]

329 people still thought it was Gweneth Paltrow and wondered how they got her to do it.

[MikeyTheFilmer]

LMFAO

[ngrplz]

whooo that sweat 

[spankrod]

I lost it completely, at the "longshoreman/Popeye" reference.

[peteyandjaydee]

i have the strangest erection

[ElPiggo]

this is what Jafar hears everyday o_o

[mibevan]

:)

[Jtyild16]

I dont get it

[SnakkeBikkje]

have someone squeezed lemon juice in he's eyes??

[schtals]

its not funny at all. wdf

[stickybelvedere]

5:33 -5: 42

wtf?! did he seriously just say that? thats even more disturbing than gilberts joke.

[joshgaus]

"OH YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF, YEAH BABY!! I WAS THE PARROT FROM ALLADIN!!"

[Dioxholster]

i dont get it, why is this funny? they made a movie about this joke? knock knock is much better.

[jonesyop]

IS THIS TIMONE?!

[l2pie]

ಠ_ಠ

[123LDJ123]

What The Fuck Did I Just Watch?!

[dwarfflambe]

ROFL!!!!!!!



[SkateObsession]

I HAVE A HERNIATED CORNEA

[sparton1199]

i dont get it.....

[djholly2]

HOW DID I GET HERE!?!?!!??! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME....

[MrBreakaNeck]

Someone can imagine this will be the voice of the GTA V character ?

[S0CKHEAD]

@MrBreakaNeck lol

[chrisstevensjunior]

@MrBreakaNeck they gotta pay him a lot maybe :XD

[megatrondecepticon2]

.........my ears will never fully recover....

[safapresley]

I've had enough profanity for one day

[MrJonbadger]

I'd forgotten how good he is with this. Fucking brilliant.

[sqweebel1]

Bravo, good sir.

[bobmarlzzz]

this guys dry as fuck, all hes doing is describing a night for me on YouPorn

[EcnelOvelam]

@bobmarlzzz Exactly! 

[0o0sean0o0SPC]

@bobmarlzzz Fuck up you troll

[hackett152332]

this fuckin prick aint even funny

[k3l2p]

@hackett152332 wtf are you talking about? this is the best fucking joke of all time.

[MacpheeCreaTionS]

4"8 - And it looks like someone sprayed you in the eyes with lemon juice

[conday1990]

and this is the same guy who voiced iago...?

[ProductionsThatFSU]

I FUCKING LOVE GILBERT

[oscar142804]

wat a intellectual joke!!

[MouthOfTheUnknown]

whenever I hear him i think of the beetle from Thumbelina lol

[marieelisa1]

hahhahahaha I almost DIED!

[PaulGrantDesigns]

Someone needs to make a prank soundboard for calling out of this

[ContainmentFailure]

So when someone is caught jerking off the most likely question asked of him is "What are you jerking off to?"

[BracedPoleCat]

what the fuck? lmao xD

[Metalhead7517]

I turned off my monitor and imagined the parrot from Aladdin telling the joke. Oh Iago... 

[WhatThePasta]

I don't get it can someone explain?

[Javer80]

@WhatThePasta

Yup. Technically, the joke is that a routine like this - a routine containing such disgusting, depraved, and frankly messy acts of incest and violence - could be called "The Aristocrats", which would normally (you would think, anyway) connote refinement and class.

But that's kind of worn out. So, in its current form, the joke is mostly about how creatively awful an act the teller can invent for the sake of the story.

[WhatThePasta]

@Javer80 Ahh I see now thank you I didn't understand it that much but thank you.There's one thing I do not get,why do they call it aristocrats,doesnt aristocrat means a person who is high classed, fancy, and all that stuff?

[Javer80]

@WhatThePasta

Exactly. That's the point; it insinuates that the wealthy and elite are a bunch of corrupt perverts. Like another comment said, one modern equivalent might be like calling it "The Kardashians" or whatever.

[ArtiePiscano]

is it funny because aristocrats are sexual deviants that rape their own children?

[DDRhappiness17]

Talent agent: well thats a hell of an act. What do you call it?

Family: The Kardashians!

Talent agent: I like it, will make it a reality show!

lol and thats how it started

[cratedigger89]

@DDRhappiness17 OMFG YEEESSSS!!!

[mikejackey]

@DDRhappiness17 Will? you mean we'll or we will not will. I love when illiterate comments make the top rated. It happen every other youtube video andd is annoiying as fuck!

[xCondansationx]

@mikejackey I think you mean, "It happens on every other youtube video and it's annoying as fuck!"

I love when people bashing illiterates are equally as illiterate as their victims.

It happens on every other youtube video.

[mikejackey]

@xCondansationx LOL you're a moron. I obviously misspelled it on purpose to show how stupid some people are and you think i'm serious......ahh society these days

[loumikepogi]

thumbs up if FAMILY GUY brought you here!

[akimboist]

So what do you call youselves? "...The Palins!..."

[smokyprogg]

DAT SWEAT

[kai696]

@smokyprogg MMMM DAT SWEAT!

[somecupcake]

I don't get it. o.o

[foxking39]

i taught this all 2 my friends

[kozzy18]

JAFAR!

[cinemapsycho91]

@kozzy18 IAGO!!!

[kozzy18]

@cinemapsycho91 AFLACK!!

[cinemapsycho91]

@kozzy18 HILARIOUS AS HELL!!!

[Jtyild16]

..............this is the most disturbing joke ive ever heard o.O

[jso0125]

I did not find this funny

LOL

[irockhard555]

IS THIS A YOUTUBE POOP ???

[malenkoicp]

How surreal is that, its like the parrot from Alladin is providing the dub for him much like people provide the dub for cartoons.

[Quatokamikasi]

what?

[BigJoseph44]

funny as hell, every time.

[knucklez92]

did they ever make avideo of this because i would really want to see a video of the story

[MrBlockishMark]

The world's first Rule 34

[jokerman693]

i hate you gilbert. i even hate your eyes

[blader09111]

@jokerman693 why?

[richardcadbury]

dont get it...

[Moorich]

is this from the documentary?

[Maximumdistance]

@Moorich yup!

[magicmike323]

@Moorich Its a dvd extra from the documentary.

[Quetzalcoatlv3p14]

@Moorich what documentary?

[Moorich]

@Quetzalcoatlv3p14 the documentary on the aristocrats joke

[corycashatt90]

This movie is so fucking funny. lol

[franklinjexsul]

i find this strangely easy to masturbate to

[CLEDDS12]

@franklinjexsul wtf?

[nucksfan1172233]

oh wow mat aka theNoochm does this really well

[catchsomenicebass]

I really don't know what to say.

[TylerDawson4]

not funny...

[45678ret]

@TylerDawson4 to his his own

[Domo627]

LOL! What the fuck lol omfg

[llaammaann]

I fapped.

Twice.

[chrisstevensjunior]

someone should make a cartoon that explains this joke even with explicit content..

[RushWithASniper]

NOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kradim]

OH MY GOD! WATCH WITH CAPTIONS

[popcorn908]

"whoooo that sweat!!!!" lmao!!!

[70nebby]

a porno sent me here...

[fistoffries]

How did this joke make it past the censors of you-tube?

LOL!

[ilovedaftpunk55]

@fistoffries Thats what I'm wondering too. 

[DII117]

@fistoffries What censors?

[chocolatedonut31]

Can someone explain the joke to me?

[moggaireyv]

japanese hookers comes now in fishnets!



[WetePolfinger]

collegehumor brought me here

[23ishhhhh]

o____O 

[steppatown]

what's with all the cuts?

[Slide2671]

..just took the longest shower of my life.

[j0nw]

I still prefer Cartman's version.

[Akatzuki004]

so this guy is gonna be the speaker for the main character in GTA5?

[SAlpsu]

Click 4:10 for BLOOD AND CUM AND SHIT AND PISS

[miller306678]

I came right around 2:48

[ZCLoki]

Hilarious...

why does he remind me of Adam Sandler??