dragon age origins The Dog stole Oghren's pants

[ArchonofFate]

... Oghren, Your wearing your pants.. -.-

But the dog doesn't know that! It'll be his sodding downfall!!!

[jairangelmaster]

Best part is that he faints after the conversation is over

[Lolllolololmaster]

The dog stole my pants!

You're wearing your pants, Oghren.

But the dog doesn't know that, does he?!?

[xikra1648]

It's all hilarious, but the best part by far is Oghren passing out at the end

[nonya8868]

Hey can any 1 tell what weapon he's has it look like the gate keeper at the urn of ashes

[ARavingLooony]

put transcriba audio on lol

[goldenphoenixnaruto]

-so just spit all over computer laughing- I scrolled down to start reading the comments near the end, heard armor clacking, scrolled back up, and saw that Oghren had fallen down, drunk. Just about wet myself.

[sarakatefisher9]

I don't need pants now... if you see someone wandering around with just a shirt on that'll be me trying to be as much like Oghren as I can be...

[Citylife10]

Lol, Leliana is like "Hmm, alright then."

[TheDaftPup]

Oh dear maker, those dialogue options after he says he doesn't need any pants, and how I imagine they'd be with a voiceover ...

1) (Casually and backing off slowly) Well all right. I'll just be going.

2) (Patiently and disturbed, as to a lecher) Yes you do. You need your pants.

3) (Patiently and calmly, as to a patient) Oghren, you're wearing your pants.

4) (Seductively) We'll talk more later.

[marcymariehunter]

lol nug humper love it

[kouriichi]

"There are still here in kenya title need my parents anyway"

@___@ wut?

Did they make the transcribed audio as a joke, or was the programmer high off his ass?

[Necr0PhiliaCc]

@kouriichi Both.

[147258502]

@kouriichi actually it was meant so deaf people could "hear" the video as well. they must be thinking "WTF is wrong with that game?!"

[aptspire]

Your dog thought it was stealing Oghren's pants when it really stole Alistair's during his leadership attempt

...

IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE :D

[LunaWolf64]

"PREPARE TO DIE!!!" ...*collapses*

[wallofmindlessness48]

"Ya hear that, nughumper; I'm comin' for ya!"

[515ozan]

Is it just me or is Oghren way better in Origins than he was in Awakening?

[xconzolex]

@515ozan your certinantly right lol apart from when he wants a pony lol in awakening

[515ozan]

@xconzolex By the way, can I have a pony?

[xconzolex]

@515ozan cant see why not lol it comes free with oghrens pants.

[KHMDarkness]

rofl

And Oghren just... falls down. Wow, that just made the whole thing perfect for me. I was actually thinking that he could try and the dog could just pin him against the ground and wag his tail happily at the Warden. But him falling down makes more sense...

Maybe.

Sort of. :P

[hotrod506]

the your dog used mind blast on Oghren puppy mage 0_0

[999Oblivionmaster]

nug humper? oghren needs to get a leason on what he should and shouldn't do nug humper is one leason he needs to know that he shouldn't do. he acts like he's a pot-bellied pig

[999Oblivionmaster]

nug humper?

[Malanore1]

"I don't Need my pants Anyway!" xD

[WerewolfWarrior11]

I love drunk Oghren

[Lndmk227]

I love the way Oghren just randomly passes out. XD

[ck88gr]

rofl

[halooser1]

Shave my back and call me an Elf. He stole his pants!!

[myBad321PSN]

I just might play this game for the good ol' times <3

[ThePrettypagan]

when i first got tthe game i looked up all the characters and thought to myself "gee, i am not going to like any of them. oh how wrong i was.

[sigurdgram]

I love it! does this unfold a little differently if your dog has found the dirty pantaloons?

[emeraldtyphoon]

XD

[paramoreee3]

wtf! ifreaking died when he faintedXD ahahhahaha.

[Domojw5]

rofl he fainted rofl

[PendulumofFlames]

I swear, I'm going to have to start using Nug Humper as an insult just to confuse people.

[Isildun9]

@PendulumofFlames try it. i do and no one gets it.

[Cavalier753]

The word "sod" does indeed mean fuck in the world of dragon age. The designers probably put it in instead of the f word to avoid controversy and make it funny.

[whadthefriggincrud]

lmao NUG HUMPER! PREPARE TO DIE!

[CursedFormSasuke]

o_o oghren sounds like wolverine

[RedLithic]

@CursedFormSasuke It's the mutton chops

[Anxakaem]

lol that happended to me too, he was stupid drunk it was kinda funny :P

[yodadax222]

no oghren it wasnt the dog, it was the shleets!

[tetrazonian]

Lol he fell.

[D4rkFireShadow]

lol nug humper

oghren is awesome

[rasenganmaster86]

why does he always say 'sod' instead of 'fuck', i mean the game is already an m-rate what would it harm? xD

[truesuccsessor01]

@rasenganmaster86

actually, quite a few people use the word sod instead of fuck, preferabbly because some people don't know what it means and also, i'm pretty sure that in another language it means the f word.

[Mega11221133]

@SteelBeWithYou there is... its right next to the morrigan sexy time fan club =D

[MessagerOfHell]

But the dog doesn't know that. It will be his sodding downfall. You hear that nug-humper, I'm coming for ya'. Prepaire to die!

[heenvalo]

nug-humper sooooo funny



[sKaYj2]

LOL This happened to me yesterday, and I literally pissed my self laughing when I go "Oghren, you're wearing your pants" and he's like "Yeah but the Dog doesn't know that" :L

[Zbynek9]

i didn't laughed that much, i just giggled....

...but when he fell i bursted laughing AND fell of my chair

[CorRomeister]

oghren is simply my fave, even though I play as an elf rogue. : P

[jimerick1]

!!!By The Tits Of My Ancestors!!!!!!!

[NTgamerLP]

nug-humper ?? what LMAO

[Potatonaught]

YEAH

who needs pants anyways!!!

[BlueAuraWolf]

I bet everyone else is just trying to look busy. XD

[chapztar]

Transcribed Audio Round 2 - You saw, well thats going to get it back. (Ohh, are you having 'Oghren Time' again? only by are going to be me he and it, thats all true and it would be still my pants, the australians yeah i dont need my dad said anyway. (Oghren, you're wearing your pants) what did they are going to know that, there will be a deciding downfall, fear that an argument for tax credit for rent, prepare to die :P

[Urilicia]

Smack my ass and call me Sally, that's a great one.

[0pwaffles]

I love Oghren time so much!

[titanticbodyparts]

I don't know Oghren...those could have been Shleets.

Oghren: Shleets! No. NOT THE SHLEETS!

If you've ever played the Awakening DLC you know what I'm talking about.

[ScienceFreak991]

@titanticbodyparts yes talk to oghren in awakening expansion inside vigils keep and he tells you about them

[Anglomachian]

Heh... huhehehehe!! Asschabs! Huheheh!

[TClockerman]

"You hear that nughumper? I'm coming for ya!"

[Sirhl]

Did Oghren piss himself when he fell down at 0:44? o-0

[Jarg767]

Ive never been a dwarf on the game, but i think ill make one just because oghrens so frickin awesome. :)

[bloodmercs]

Oghren your wearing your pants, But the dog does not know that and it will be his sodding downfall. I lol'd sooo Hard.

[BurntCloset]

Nug Humper....LMFAO

[darksideofdarthvader]

YOU HEAR THAT NUG HUMPER IM COMING FOR YOU! PREPARE TO DIE! *collapses* ROFL! I LOVE THIS GAME!

[theskilletkiller]

You hear that nug-humper? I'm coming for you! Prepare to die!

[Thepackageman018]

Wait,Oghren claims that DOG stole his pants and Oghrens comback is that he has his pants -__-

[hellmagefire]

I actually named the dog Nughumper when I played a human noble.

[TiKihii]

By the tits of my ancestors!

[Brianswers]

When do you get this conversation? I never had any interesting drunken conversations at camp. lol

[peachhi]

are you having oghren time? xD SOD

[Y2kyle1]

how many times does he fall on his ass in this game!?

[Helman114]

Nughumper bwhahahahhhahahahahhahahah

[CheeseMakesMeWiggle]

"Y'hear that, nug-humper? Prepare to die."

*falls.*

[FlyingPigFishy123456]

hahahaha!

[Glorfindel9357]

And he falls over yet again.

[power2296]

THUNDER HUMPER!!!

[ubertuberification]

I stayed at the camp alot just to hear the moving hilarious and utterly epic dialogue

[AzothAkanian]

Nughumper is my favorite insult now =D

[narutogirl712]

"Oghren, you're wearing pants."

"AND THAT WILL BE HIS SODDING DOWNFALL!"

XD

[lerasai]

"Yes you do. You need your pants." xDDDDDD That's my favorite response... It just makes me think the PC is going like .__.

[bugsniffer10]

nughumper! :)

[2Wolfheartwarrior]

is he........DRUNK?

[theschooler967]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Goldfishyy707]

I love this conversation, but my favorite is the rump roast conversation...

"Hey there sweetheart... where can I get a little sauce with'at rump roast?"

"Right here, you mad dwarven stallion!"

[MrConnorStu]

Ending was awsome! lol

[DJFCanadian]

I was not laughing until he fell down at the end now i can't stop watching this XD

[govno122]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes drunk scenes are best....love how he falls at the end xD

[ARAFELI]

oghren is my secand most loved char in that game ^^

but even after awakening alister is number one most funny and awsome char in that game

i hope in next DA update they will put him back

[gameguy20100]

are you a dwarf noble or commanar?

[macbionicle]

Oh my gosh! It's Aaron the troll! Flee!!!!!

[SinerAthin]

Great, now I'm about to die of laughter as well....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[thant0s]

Transcribed Audio - WIN yeah you saw that tell that saying the give it back only by other in time you mean and city that dog ruined at least all my pants the australians (o_O) yeah I don't need my parents anyway well the doctors and now that it will be citing downfall you hear that not cover absent of prayer prepared a dry .. : l

[VAKanako]

@thant0s please dont go (o_O) it makes you a MASSIVE faggot. Just an FYI, faggot.

[sigurdgram]

@VAKanako please don't berate people for no reason based on their preferred emoticons, especially when it was typed over half a year ago. it makes you a massive asshole, gaping wide and ready for penetration.

[ShortVideoGameMovies]

transcribe audio makes it 1000000000000x funnier

[Triauge]

annnnnnd he faints

[TomThePreacherMan]

nug humper" lol

[calvin0315]

lol at the end he dies of cardiac arrest

[xNightshimmerx]

I love how he just randomly falls :D

[Gegeratsu]

when he said prepare to die i was like " Oh no, You didn't!"

[Jeroic9]

The falling sold this.

[skullz2099]

Epic!

[Doomfrost]

I'm definitely naming my dog Solomon Grundy after watching this.

[videogirl201]

YOU HEAR THAT NOG HUMPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD

[SuperSmache]

Sorry. I meant line, not lone. It's hard to type on an Ipod.

[SuperSmache]

There is a scene where he is drunk (again) and will flirt with your male character.

After that, one of the things you can say is

"I'm a man!"

To which he replies

"Nobody's perfect."

That is the final to lone in the movie "Some like it Hot"

[Karash770]

"I'll show him!! I don't need my pants anyway!" might be the greatest line ever spoken.

[cyberwolf7777]

hey my dog use to do that!

[Uniswift87]

I love how Oghren just falls over at the end. :D

[Rubytyr]

/Happy bark!

[Yermog]

Every time Oghren speaks I just hear Mugen from Samurai Champloo! I can't help it! D: It's terrible!

[Sara595]

i love how he falls over at the end, *shakes head* man oh man, best secen i have seen yet,

[EspadaBTM]

the bit where he just collapsed was priceless :) perfect timing!

[EternalIcefyre]

Heh, I think I'm gonna miss drunk 'ol Oghren in Awakening. Apparently (according to the description) he's sober this time around... : (

[Hessar]

what D : Oh NO, his alcoholism was the only reason I was looking forward to him again. Heh, but seriously, that ought to be interesting.

[0Antar0]

@EternalIcefyre He's drunk. I'll upload some videos :p

[lastride29]

hes in awakening actually...

[EternalIcefyre]

Yes, I know. And I've just finished the game. Bunch of liars, he's still drunk!

[Ultradudeo1]

hes not hes still a pain in the ass which i hate,BTW you dont have to keep him, but i did, his armor is too good

[EternalIcefyre]

@Ultradudeo1 Bah, he's not a pain. Well, yeah he sort of is a pain when I'm playing my Dalish because she's (supposed to be) all goody goody and the reply options I use for her, Oghren apparently doesn't like. But I like to have Oghren about because I have to snicker about him being drunk and remember the good old times in Origins.

[kurwaaaaa]

Oh no he's not sober :D

[Azurarose]

0Antar0's right. He's far from sober.

[crazyswimmer12]

No, he is as drunk as ever! Don't worry. =]

[CJgymnast7]

@EternalIcefyre nooooo. lol if anything hes even more drunk lol

[chaosvoider]

LOL, I love Ohgren for that reason....

[silverbullet135]

lmfao best parts was but your wearing your pants. but the dfog dosnt know that! lol and when he just droped i lmfao.

[recon500]

oghren your wearing your pants

But the dog doesnt know that

 ha

[Thaeru]

What happens if you have him naked in this conversation?

[hoodenmcburg]

I used Oghren for a while, but then I decided to switch back to Sten, so i took Oghren's armor and put it on Sten. But I guess i forgot to reequip Oghren, because in the final battle he was running around naked xD

[RPGamingGirl]

I wonder if anyone would take offense to the insults used in this game in the real world...

Though it's probably not wise to call your mother a nug-humper, is it? ^^"

[cheeze94]

i love how he just passes out

[mawhaw234]

yeah xD

[TxFh798h]

do you get oghren no matter wich side you choose you take in orzimmar

[JokerJB]

Yep.

[BigGorillaMan45]

Yea he always joins you when you go to search for Branka

[discountdropkick]

AHAHAHAHA!! You sodding Nug-Humper!

[randandestroyers]

@discountdropkick thats awesome i cant wqait to use that one

[JanecShannon]

Does every conversation with him end with him passing out? lol

[Nickthegemini09]

@JanecShannon for the most part

[rbdzntsfrlk]

SHAVE MY BACK AND CALL ME AND ELF! lol oghren rules

[Hekynn]

LMAO

[shadowmare97]

Yes, yes you need your pants

:D

[Roxxrix]

I heard this is my game I laughed so hard! Hurray for ohgren

"you're wearing your pants"

LOL

[RaySiirila]

Oghren fucking RULEZZ

[adyboss10]

I saw just about to comment this! same thinking lol

[KabudCrane]

Oghren is the most sodding hero in Ferelden.. im cool with that

[Jakmehauf]

ahaha he fell down.

[Speedzx3]

lol prepare to die! (collapses)

[MrZombieHunter1]

NUG HUMPER !!!

[jinxfire]

"ASSCHABS!"

[LitUpDarkness]

The dog stole my pants

"But Oghren, your wearing pants"

Yes but the dog doesn't know that and it'll be his sodding downfall XD Oghren's clearly been drinking... again

[sweetestsarah08]

lmao he falls over at the end...thats great.

[chaosvoider]

haha.... Nug humper.... Man. Ya gotta love Ohgren!

[Seymour13]

Next playthrough I'm calling my mabari "nug humper" xD.

Priceless.

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

VERY CUTE !

[rikku7494]

hehe...nug humper...

[hardcoretrance101]

Behind the char, theres a giant pacman lol

[RiverofRed]

I don't need my pants... PREPARE TO DIE! *falls down*

[admiralnun]

why i not get this scene

[eran5005]

He's a riot, some of his dialogues had me holding my stomach laughing.

NPCs like him, Zevran and Alistair got me spending a third of my game time in camp and dialogue - just wanted to see what they have to say next

Great writing from the BioWare ppl

[xNightshimmerx]

@eran5005 I know they just so intresting ;P

[aaron75fy]

@eran5005 npc's are character's you interract with but don't control. since oghren, zevran and alistair are controllable they are not npc's

[eran5005]

@aaron75fy

NPC stands for "non-player character", and can be understood as characters that you have no control over OR any character which is not THE player i.e the protagonist.

And anyways it's just semantics...

[aaron75fy]

@eran5005 well excuuuuse me professor but since each character is controllable with their own storylines unlike most of the models in the game they don't qualify for the npc title

[eran5005]

@aaron75fy

You are excused, and anyway the fact that they have their own storyline says nothing since you only play their stories through the main character, you can't choose their story, you can't choose their appearance, you don't control their dialogue or opinions to situations

you only control them in combat and several extended events

And as i said before - ITS ONLY SEMANTICS ANYWAY

[aaron75fy]

@eran5005 guess you failed at sarcasm. since it's as you say only semantics SHUT UP

[eran5005]

@aaron75fy

I don't recall attempting sarcasm, but let's assume i did

so i failed at sarcasm but won the argument - i can live with that.

Have a nice day :)