The Chronicles of Chris-chan: In the Gay Way [7/24/09]

[JustWannaFeelGood]

wow, he even sounds like he's gargling cock! he pulls of this gay thing pretty well.

[ThrowAtWall]

Quick!  Someone help Kermit! I think he's choking!

[LisamarieMusicc]

The autism is strong on this one!

[GmodRandomCollection]

He sounds like he's trying to sing whilst straining a big, long, dry, flaky shit out.

[KittySnowene]

and his beard never grew back...

[Iwonderwotsfordinner]

Yoda sings the classics

[punipunipunisher]

This is the most emotional Chris video of all time, like if he at last managed to overcome autism.

[telathys]

I think he's crying. Lolololo

[Jaws1009]

@MrSparklehooves Chris-Chan: The original brony.

[BroadwayRonMexico]

@Jaws1009 He's also your typical brony

[GmodRandomCollection]

@BroadwayRonMexico I'm a Brony and I find this funny as shit XD He's such a faggot, how can so much fucked up shit be crammed into one fat bastard? XD

[GoDSpAmBoT]

I'ts like an exorcism... too bad he likes the devil staying inside him... in his butt

[ThePointlessMunky]

Sounds like Tacoman.. if he wasn't enjoyable to watch.

[KingLofiOne]

Yoda meets Louis Armstrong.

[ronronronronrooooon]

What a voice that man has.

[IvanTheMouse]

[The musicbox intro comes in.]

"Hmm...how will he sing this now, eh?"

[He starts singing.]

"WHY IS HE SINGING THIS NOW, EH?!"

[thgodofwar]

Also at 2:23 it sounds like he's trying to puke.

[thgodofwar]

I swear he was crying during this entire thing.

[SimonSaysFranklin]

that face at the beginning is a face so full of emotion. like he's gonna cry coz he's so proud of being gay!

[donuthead551]

I love how he's visibly depressed and scared for singing a song about being gay, but he had an emotionless face when discussing the suicide of Ryan Cash.

This guy fucking disgusts me.

[GmodRandomCollection]

@donuthead551 Ryan Cash was made up, Clyde Cash was a troll who was manipulating Chris, who deserved everything he got, but if Ryan Cash was real. Chris is going to a place far worse than Hell where he'll be locked up for hours listening to this song on repeat with one track playing backwards until he realizes all the shit he's done wrong.

[donuthead551]

@GmodRandomCollection Yeah, I know Ryan was made up, but Chris responded to the video with surprise that he could actually cause a suicide, instead of actual empathy.

[FFS1NICO]

i think he's cumming.

[SinDawg030]

This video would be perfect if he acually threw up. He sounded pretty close to hurling a couple of times in this.

[SlashFirestorm]

C IS FOR COCK, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

[Gummy132]

This is awkward to fap to.

[MetroidJunkie2007]

Isn't it cute how he's trying to hide his voice, like he's expecting nobody will recognize him?

[TheSkunkCat]

Oddly he sounds more manly then he normally does when doing this retarded voice.

Also funny, he's a transvestite nowadays.

[IHeartBrattyPets1212]

I'm...I'm frightened...

[Conkerfan364]

Dear god... I'm a girl, and I can put more influence when singing this song!

[spellbreakerko]

My brain needs mindbleach after hearing this song! Seriously, Chris Chan had ruined this song! >:(

[beccawashere45]

0:13 Seriously he has My Little Ponies?

[Cokeylata]

@beccawashere45 Yes. You can stroke them and imagine it's a real girls hair. Dating ed 101, my friend.

[hurrrdurr112]

@beccawashere45

Ten bucks says he's a /b/rony.

[CaptainOlimar247]

@hurrrdurr112 That ws revealed a long time ago, he was a brony before the term brony was coined. He collects MLP dolls...

[FLM1981]

@CaptainOlimar247 I don't know of many bronies that care for (or even respect) the older MLP series (generations 1 through 3). From what I've read online, Chris seems like the kind of person who was upset by the change in style that "Friendship is Magic" brought to the franchise.

[MrSparklehooves]

@FLM1981 Not a true brony.

[SargentMugen]

@MrSparklehooves Chris is a brony.

[TheSkunkCat]

@beccawashere45

Lots of 'em. And he customized them too.

[Athils]

Look at that scowl, goddamn.

[TonyBMan]

i wish he had died during this song...ive never wanted someone to die as badly...which is sad

[TonyBMan]

I WISH HIS FATHER WOULD JUST BUST IN AND BELT THE SHIT OUTTA THIS FAG!!!

[Hariuka]

Seriously amazing he says he wants a woman but he won't even try to even make a comic for them.... but when it is a ps3 he will literally shove his medallion up his ass and scream "ZAP TO THE EXTREME!", hump a ps3 while crying, singing this song in pain, and even cry for hours on how he needs his ps3 back.... this shows how much he needs the ps3.... maybe because it helps him imagine his cwcville easier? Or because it is his only friend? Or hell maybe even his only true lifeline to society?

[halodystroyer44]

good kermit the frog impression

[Trollaverse]

I"M NOT GAY!! AND TO PROVE IT I'LL AT MY WALL FULL OF PINK FUCKING PONIES!!!

[TigerPimp666]

@Trollaverse "i'll cum at my wall"

fix

[Trollaverse]

@TigerPimp666 thanx that actually works.

[Dreamcaster3]

Maybe he's trying to go for a Tom Waits kinda vibe.

[Nikotehwolf]

@Dreamcaster3 kinda a goku-get em attitude :]

[NeoSquadillah]

as a straight man who is comfortable with his sexuality, i have no problem saying the word gay or making gay jokes at my own expense to get a laugh outta people. i think this is the biggest publicly known case of a fiercely closeted homosexual

[NastyPl0t]

I love how unamused he looks while singing this.

[ClownVonDavid]

PROTIP: LISTENING TO HIS VOICE FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME CAN DESTROY YOUR SOUL

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIS VOICE

[TAXEXEMPTION]

....nightmarish.

[SeanStrife]

He sounds like Yoda.

[satinsguard]

@SeanStrife Yoda he sounds like.

[SeanStrife]

@satinsguard ...I love you.

[iLoveJackingOn]

@SeanStrife strong with the virginity he is

[DracoRincewind]

2:30 and 2:35

I think he crapped his pants again.

[Falihala]

Is it normal my hears hurt from hearing this guy singing?

[GameOverthinkerFan7]

@Falihala Yes. Yes it is. In fact, it's normal for your soul to hurt from listening to this guy speaking.

[molewizard]

That voice.

Ok, that voice.

[xBNBxKilleR]

im 12 years old and what is this

[606229]

@xBNBxKilleR GET OFF THE INTERNET

[Falihala]

@xBNBxKilleR Honey, you shouldn't be watching these type of videos... they'll roth your dear soul...

[GmodRandomCollection]

@Falihala Sorry for bringing you back, but "Im 12 years old and what is this" is a meme. :3

[NurseNekoNeko]

@xBNBxKilleR

this is an autistic man child dear

watch out for them!

[videogamenostalgia]

I thought only the Amazing Atheist could pull off the 'I'm a disgusting, fat, irritating douchebag who refuses to accept that pretty much everyone on the internet hates me' neckbeard, but apparently Chris-Chan can too...

[konpyuta982]

@videogamenostalgia *Clapclapclapclapclapclap*

[ToothpickMcBrainy]

@videogamenostalgia

TJ is a fat obnoxious guy, but he's not like this guy. He can make articulate points and has moments of real insight-even if you find him intensely grating, he doesn't rank at the level of a demented manchild autist like Chris.

(You hear about bannana-gate? Funny shit!)

[R3troguy]

@videogamenostalgia THAT'S A GOATEE

[Carnage1235]

I wonder why Jack Thaddeus asked Chris to sing like Grover/Kermit the Frog's love child? Huh, guess we'll never know.

Also, what was the first image that came to your head that Chris was doing at 2:28-2:32? Perhaps swallowing said load?

[MalchikBlue]

@Carnage1235 Chris is so afraid and repulsed by homosexually, it physically pains him to even say 'Ok' and 'Gay' in the same sentence.

What a faggot.

[MewYuki23]

@MalchikBlue No straight man would be that afraid to say the word gay. Just thought I'd point that out there.

[mechaart]

OMG he sounds like cookie monster but when he got something stuck in his butt XD

[mrGrandpaCharlie1]

Now I know why they use too kill retarded people, after watching these videos i really wish we bring that back...fuck you chris you faggot.

[mordredt02]

@ThatKidWithMyHat In that case you'd think he would take it more seriously. Of course, there was the time a troll threatened his sweetheart if he didn't make a coming out video, yet he acted as if saying "I'm gay" was the worst thing ever.

[mordredt02]

Is a PSN account really expensive or something?

[TheCryoScales]

@mordredt02 Its not so much the expense it's the fact that the troll who did it threatened to sell it, and give the profits to ED. Not to mention it has all his downloaded games on it which probably amounts to like 1000$

[mordredt02]

@TheCryoScales Oh, no. Not that god dang ED page!

[supersonicman96]

he's the imposter in brown

[mrslash11]

did he really change his voice so it would be like he didn't sing it?

[Aargh14]

He sounds like Cookie Monster pissing out a wad of poorly chewed gum.

[didjargo]

I love how he sings this in a way as to say "Sure, I'm singing a pro gay song, but look at how physically ill I appear in doing so. That must mean that I'm super straight and that I love da boobies."

[DukeNukem2020]

How can one get ahold of Chris to troll him? I kind of want to be part of the next saga

[didjargo]

@DukeNukem2020 I think that he's become weary of being troll ed now. He pretty much left the internet and won't answer his phone. There have been recent siting of him in public continuing to be his Sonichu promoting sweetheart seeking self though.

[AHPMB]

@DukeNukem2020 Trolling Chris is largely on hiatus unless you live in Charlottesville. He's dropped of the grid for a while. Likely, he's spending anywhere from 12-19 hours solid a day playing video games.

[DukeNukem2020]

@AHPMB 12-19 hours playing video games?!? Damn. Talk about no life. I only play for an hour or two. I just can't get into games like that any more. Maybe it's because I've matured to the point where I still enjoy video games, but they're not my top priority.

[MrNobodysPinealGland]

Perverted priest.

[tw1stedgrudge]

LOL'ed when you see his face at the beginning. He totally looks like he's about to burst into tears. xD I always loved watching this one, and just the torturous look on his face. Whenever his voice catches, I'm not sure if he's about to puke, or cry, or laugh or something. It's funny as hell to watch, he's so incredibly fearful of homosexuality that he's physically sick.

[MightyKombat]

Is there an MP3 of this? There needs to be. I mean DAMN, he sounded like Oscar the Grouch then!

[Cthululz]

LOOK HOW DISGUSTED BY GAYS I AM, I SWEAR I'M NOT GIVING IN TO THE TORMENTING TEMPTATIONS OF FALLING OFF THE STRAIGHT PATH GUYS!!!

[vaguelyhumanoid]

I hate that he uses his autism as an excuse for prejudice.

I'm both queer & on the autism spectrum, and I don't see myself forgiving Christian Weston Chandler anytime soon of his various hatreds and misinformations.

My compliments to whoever created this miracle.

Just remember, Chris: it's okay!

There's no need to hide from who you are...

[samuraikarasu]

Keep in mind he said he has the voice of a young Frank Sinatra.

[TheWickedSmile]

lol It sounds like his butt is singing.

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

wouldn't it be funny if that hanging lamp fell on his head?

that would be the only thing funnier than his singing.

and is he actually pretending to hold back his vomit?

being that disgusted at gayness is a lot worse than actually being gay IMO.

[DukeNukem2020]

MEEEEEAAAARGH!

[keyblade8]

oh chris, pointing the camera away from yourself and at your my little ponies wont make you seem more straight.

[Carnage1235]

I love it when he says "GET on your kneeess and prrrraaayyy". Hahahahahah

[PoisonInc]

Fonzie Bear?

[TheFed0ra]

When he started talking, I thought something has possessed my laptop.

[handmiadenofgod]

Any one else notice that he attempted to mock this song an unusual amount of times? Methinks he maybe liked singing it a bit, no? ;)

[deltafoverdeltax]

"Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha... whatever!"

Thaddeus. Her last name is Thaddeus.

[Andreazor]

@deltafoverdeltax

Serving the Emperor against the xeno's and heretics.

[deltafoverdeltax]

Ah'm singin' dis in a funnay voice!

Means it's not reayul!

[Okakkun]

Look at the terror on his face before belting out that muppet abortion. I've never seen him with such a look of shame.

I lul'd.

[ary2000]

its a good thing he doesnt leave his house

[mrbobmanbob]

Holy fucking shit.

[gameingbastard]

0.06 that look is priceless

[Omegashadowyoshi]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

THIS

[Shavarnarak]

Chris seems to sound like a lot of things in this video. Various muppets (Kermit, Cookie Monster, Oscar, Grover.... Yoda.), Louis Armstrong, Fat Albert, Mr.Bean, Chewbacca.

Either way, it's a most unholy sound... Yet it's actually better sounding then his usual atonal 'singing'.

And its greatly hilarious. Apparently if you try to get Chris to jump through a hoop he might unexpectedly bust out a gem of utter lulziness like this.

[VSineQuaNonV]

He did bring cookie monster to mind.

That is true, isn't it? But he hasn't swallowed a coal and shat a diamond in quite awhile, has he?

[Shavarnarak]

Welcome to the internet, where a retard imitating Louis Armstrong will sing 'It's okay to be gay' for you!

[Chouji111111]

The reason hes hiding himself from the camera was because he was jacking off to the song.

[DukeNukem2020]

@Chouji111111 That's why he went "MEEEEAAAARGH!".

[Luellan]

@Chouji111111 Hahahahahahahaha! Nice!

[DrLinoone]

The annotations in the original upload in his IBAChandler account say his dad BEAT him before he made this video, and that's why he's not showing his face much, I could not be happier, long live Bob Chandler

[TheBeardOfPower]

My GOD, that beginning was possibly the creepiest thing I've seen him do yet...

[douboymk2]

check out "chris sings loving you"

[juicemassa]

Sounds like that chick from the exorcist is getting a colonoscopy.

[LocustKingX]

This is depressing.

[scttscoodoo]

This is so creepy for a teenager to do, its just so unimaginable a 27 year old man would do this video.

[DoubleIntruder]

What's with the cookie monster voice?

[NSiky]

I'm pretty sure that's a grunt of pain as he gets rectally inserted at 02:35

[DukeNukem2020]

@NSiky I don't see it

[Luellan]

@NSiky Damn!

[Mandy7D7]

Holy cow creepy background laugh at 1:25 who was that?!

[WitnessmyPerfectio]

It sounds like Bob!

[JustChrisLTD]

Anything for his PSN account, you say.... You mean he chose to do this over calling the Playstation customer service center?

[KiljanArslan]

Leon I couldn't agree more!

[silentbob36]

Sounds like he's got something phallic up his ass.

[Chickidydow]

He tries to hard to convince us and himself that he hates all things associated with homosexuality. Acting like he's in physical pain while watching men act gay on a computer only makes him come off as a homophobe so insecure about his own sexuality he needs to overreact at anything even slightly gay.

[Hellboy19584]

LOL 2:35 !!! UUUGGHHHHHHHH!

[Aldrasio]

I think he's trying to convince us that it's not actually him. Only reason for the Grover voice and the Fat Guy Angle Shot.

[Hellboy19584]

Or he's too ashamed to actually act like himself and make it seem like he wants to sing it lmfao. I think he wants it to seem like he was forced to do this xD which is fucking hillarious!

[KeithTheL00N]

It looked like he was trying not to burst into tears at the begining. I tried not to burst out crying in laughter!

[mrbobmanbob]

Grover's a queer?

[LeonSKennedy828]

All homophobes should have to do this, but one is better than none =D

[DarthOnizuca]

He knows he liked it.... in a gay way

[stuff455]

sounds like mike tyson on a ass ton of crack

[posthumanfetus]

He sounds like a big black jazz singer with severe indigestion.

The thing is, he doesn't really explain until the end, so anyone who didn't know any better would think he really wanted to sing this song.

And I'm sorry, but I think he sounds like Chewbacca taking a shit. And I don't even have Tourettes.

[kiyumi01]

Is...is that Grover?

[BlackBeWhite2k7]

I gotta say Chris Chan did a miraculous job of singing this song like Chewbacca, after years of learning the English language and a 5 hour beer binge.

[mahFUCKINGboi]

you can hear somebody's laugh at 1:26-1:29

[stabslice]

it's chris trying to force out the next line of dialogue

[jetsal]

Oh god, that makes me scared to go to 1:26.

[ArchiveOfTruth]

probably his dad,

[Lyph3]

He may have been broadcasting live to whoever put him up to this.

[Lyph3]

This is the second or third time he's been made to do something by the trolls, and he's done something to fuck it up so he has to do it again.

When is he going to learn that doing it correctly once is all he has to do?

[stabslice]

he won't

[Cocheese0]

Dirty crapped briefs at 2:30

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Sonichu finale my ass I knew he would come back.

[o0BazookaTooth0o]

After seeing him singing weird songs in his dungeon it's time to watch him wobbling to techno.

[PolitiscRfun]

Kudo's to you good sir

[Vorlnax]

He is going to go psycho. I just know it. Look at him in the beginning. Fucking postal.

[EltBerserker]

Not what I expected... I was prepared to see a fat retard screaming in a high pitched voice about a boyfriend free girl, but I got... chris trying to sound manly?

[BinakAlgo]

We never see his lips when he is "singing", it could be a record!!

I say that he should do it again for trying to fool Jack!

[hprdg284]

Grover?

[HyperSonicXtreme]

Hobo Grover after getting kicked out of Seasame Street.

[punipunipunisher]

Best growling in the history of music.

[jackbarr3tt]

fatherr err a shooty star cum so far

[testas22]

He's not seeing it right. DELETE HIS ACCOUNT! Also. he sounds like Cookie Monster.

[LulzIshall]

I love his dry heaving.

[Rookiewill]

was kinda hoping he would show his full face

[fukin1ur1interwebz]

EPIC POUTING

[aokifumiko]

With the glasses and the facial hair he vaguely reminds me of my middle school art teacher who hated me. Hahaha.

[tunatallica]

good god he looks like he's about to cry at the star of the video