The Team America Puke Scene...

[ysnsarai]

lol

[apxeli]

it's too bad this doesn't work anymore. on the first time i cracked up totally :)

[Eryegoien]

get out of the street you fuckin bum

[Dieguete9]

36 pepople wer fucked by dicks!

[JiggydyJay]

"You gave up on life didn't ya?"

[Rei89CH]

That is the most emotional speech i've ever heard. *wipes tears*

[docdagon]

maaat daaaaamon, dick, puppies and assholes!

[thelegitDAVEYGOLUCKY]

fuck yeah?

[DragonmanX90]

I love the score for this scene. Wish it was on the soundtrack.

[seminolman15]

watching this movie high was the greatest idea ever

[Wincow]

"I don't act anymore. I gave that up..."

"C'mon man just one scene-"

"I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME"

lmfao

[2Seatroll2]

"You gave up on life didn't ya?!"

[KidBIu]

@2Seatroll2

hahhahahhhaha

[TetraBBM]

anyone ever find the ost to this song?

[NOUFGT]

Holy shit, the old man is Mr. Garrison. You can tell it's the same VA

[JhawkROD]

why do these people sound like the people from south park

[looooooooolzor]

@JhawkROD Because this film is by the people who did South Park..

[Rhys152]

@JhawkROD cause it was made by da people who made south park :L

[Coldcuresmytragedy]

What Would Yew Dew???

[crzysteve159]

Parker and Stone are fucking geniuses.

[SissyNekoBoi]

Every man will be here at least once in his life.. if he's lucky.

[crzysteve159]

lol its Randy Marsh from South Park.

[pingasbomb]

whats the name of the song that plays while he pukes

[Lilcinlove12]

i love how im eating a popsicle while watching this....... i set the popsicle down.

[costcutter2000]

DICKS....PUSSYS AND ASSHOLES! I think im a dick

[HellOfExistence]

lol whered his shoes go when hes laying in the puddle? He puked em off.... obviously

[dacenpren]

"Easy easy woah you gotta calm down there chuck!" lol

[PikolUploader]

"what would you do, if you built a ladder to heaven..."

[Volts48]

Good God, you'd think someone would choke before they puke out THAT much...

[MaroonBugUK]

I liked the part when he puked.

[abankse83]

"Leezza!!! L-leezzza....izzat you!?!? L-leezzaa!"

[rizzman2]

god, how much did he drink?

[user7597]

The old guy's advice is probably the BEST analogy of the world EVER hahaha

[3picVide0s]

When I saw this the first time, I laughed SO FUCKING HARD ! I was laughing on the ground XD And it's still the same !

[Joehand87]

ya gave up on life, didn't ya!?

[forcewielder2000]

34 people gave up on life.

[genemeyer408]

That guy's speech is the most inspiring thing ever

[BCShimDaddy]

''Do that scene where everyone gets AIDS!!''

[LinkinParkWorshiper]

get out the street you fuckin bumb LMFAO XD XD XD

[Varodunham92]

I WANT THE NAME OF THE FUCKING MUSIC!!

[michael616joaquin]

Best puke scene ever.

[melvert33]

@michael616joaquin Better than Mr Creosote in The Meaning Of Life??

[GuyOnShorts]

Thumbs up if you were only looking for 0:38 - 1:18

[TheWill1225]

@GuyOnShorts haha, yep that was what I was looking for

[lambchop206]

@GuyOnShorts i was only looking for 2:00 to 3:08

[muismat21]

He would fit in just fine with the exorcist

[muismat21]

i wich i could walk like that

[DippindotsRpgs]

jesus christ stop throwing up

[Taggart3]

that is fucking brilliant!



[extorius25]

SPITTER!!! XD

[mercanaries3]

@wwediva22334

more like a water hose

[MrPs2masters]

@wwediva22334 for my opinion is the funniest scene in the movie

[ratmanofscotland]

not bad

[MrPenfold4]

South Park voices FTW

[GTRrocker666]

I like how the symphony gets more intense as he throws up more haha

[zackgonnasurvivenwo]

dicks=conservatives

Pussies=liberals

Assholes=terrorists and dictators

[LetsGetHighOnMorris]

Funniest scene in a movie ever lol.

[mschramek]

Best quote ever!

[Killradio9]

What Would YEW DO!

[Stangelycoloured]

Watching this a few years back was the only time I came close to dying due to laughing so much. I genuinely couldn't breathe

[tech4156]

get the fuck outta the street u cunt hole fucking bitch shit muverfucker balls licking anal tunnel sniffing piece of humongous fuck.

[GOOBANANAS]

Ahhh, nothing quite like puking green pea soup in an alley and then lying down in it passed out. Brings back fond memories.

[Cenafannation619760]

This is my favorite part in the entire movie!!!

[FSMNoodlyAppendage]

Everytime I watch this my cheeks end up hurting from laughter. I am sooo mature.

[ratmanofscotland]

LOL! It reminds me of something recent. I'm a dick! LOL

Aye, shit happens in a funny way.

[SuperDachshund]

The hardest I've ever laughed in a movie is at 2:40 when the dry heaves/air in the puke line kicks in and he sprays more than heaves.

My God. I consider myself lucky to have lived in this time so that I may have the chance to see that.

[tigerkidtre]

i laughed until i started sweating

[kpatrick6182]

I'm completely lost! I've hit rock bottom!

[headbuster1980]

ooooo shit he do look like michael jackson 1:35

[headbuster1980]

1:20 alright that does it get out of here u drunk low life!!!!! 1:28 get outta here I said lol lol lol

[SuperDachshund]

That puppet should have won an Oscar for that.

[ThatMRHDude]

Disgusting but still hilarious XD

[Jackw00pw00p2]

Who actually did the music for this movie because it is actually quite epic lol

[Danacleary]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurkkk!!! :o

[JoshLikesAmp]

YA GAVE UP ON LIFE DIDNT YA?

[DoctorPatty]

Drunk puppets are the best! the way he moves is fucking hilarious! :D

[Scrummy64]

2:33 actually made me burst out laughing XD

[Scrummy64]

Love the dramatic music XD

[MrFraserFilms2009]

Intense action here

[darkshadew70]

33 Ppl doenst like it...You can go kiss my butt HATERS

[poopintree]

So funny!

[sashrill]

if you press 4 you will appreciate yourself

[gurpsk]

what is this song?? i must have it next time i get drunk and throw up haha!

[ThatScottishGuy2010]

So fuckin funny

[899robinson]

That old guy has a HUGE point!:)

[7n0ma7]

i love how they all sorta sound the same.. lol "get outta the street you fucking bum!"

[skychallenger]

omg I cant stop laughing omg helppp~~

[derjulianz]

World-class philosophy

[bigbrown4114493]

I remember at the time when this movie was in theaters, I snuck into this movie after my movie was over (at the time, I couldn't of been older than 12 XD). I saw this entire scene and after he was done puking, I had to leave before anyone heard me laughing so hard. When my dad and my slightly older sister picked me up that following day from the theater. He asked me what I learned from the movie I watch. I restated what the old man said. You should of seen their reactions XD. This was ALL true.

[TheEndangeredSweater]

does anyone know the dramatic song when he pukes?

[XAnimasticX]

I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!

lmfaooo when he's pukin and thinks he's finished then his eyes just go wide and he starts again lmfaoooo

[alcoa77]

32 people are assholes!

[TwoFacedKid4]

No, no. Pussies want everyone to come together.

[silverstag67]

"GET OUT OF THE STREET YOU FUCKING BUM!" thats the best!

[CrStrifey]

how did this movie not do better when it was out? hahahaha i think the american govt tried to suppress it. hahahaha so fucking funny and clever, and stupid.

[Noavaileblenames]

@CrStrifey The manuscript is just brilliant

[Eazymoney8ox5]

good shit hahahaha

[PharsaNets]

@imc100

Now, now. Don't be a grammar Nazi.

[PharsaNets]

AUWLL KUVVERD IN SHEEIT

[SamFisherOO]

Thats the same thing that happened when I turned 21

[Plathismo]

Funniest scene...well, ever.

[tbrence]

1:47 Voice of Miss. ChokesOnDick from South Park. :D

[jman4208]

@MyFiero86 can you stomach seeing a person vomit cause i cant i had to skip over this part my stomach literaly felt sick from seeing this especially out of a puppet thats why i was scared of osmosis jones that was nasty i was 7 when i saw that i was crying the whole vomit scene fuck osmosis jones fuck the people for makin g that i went in happy and came out deeply disturbed i hated that fucking movie did you? respond everyone

[lmc100]

@jman4208 Have you ever heard of a comma or a full stop?

[Yeowie69]

GET OUTTA THE STREE YA FUKIN BUM!

[TheCow500]

Theres also the brains that control those things.

[TheGameLover666]

that old guy is mel gibson

[Tamadrums66]

You gave up on life. Didn't cha?



[raccoonkidd]

im normally not the one to say this but....that scene made it incredibly hard to masturbate to

[mushin111]

You gave up on life, didn't ya!

[BruceWillisHasNoHair]

BY ODIN'S BEARD!!! THAT'S A LOT OF PUKE!

[KevinTehGreat]

what movie is this?

[mushin111]

@KevinTehGreat Team America

[bigdsears]

@KevinTehGreat This is Conan the Barbarian, you can rent it now...

[DUKEWII]

press 4 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

[MyFiero86]

so gross dick

[jman4208]

@MyFiero86 can you stomach seeing a person vomit cause i cant i had to skip over this part my stomach literaly felt sick from seeing this especially out of a puppet thats why i was scared of osmosis jones that was nasty i was 7 when i saw that i was crying the whole vomit scene fuck osmosis jones fuck the people for makin g that i went in happy and came out deeply disturbed i hated that fucking movie did you? respond everyone

[DeathBoy202]

Get outa here u drunk lowlife

[LFCJoseph]

...But Dicks also Fuck ass holes Chuck!!! and if They Didn't Fuck the ass holes, you know what you'd get? You'd get Your Dick and your Pussy's all covered in Shit!!!!

[drewfla]

The funniest part is when he tries to stop the puke from coming out but he can't lmao

[XxReapersouljaxX]

BADSIFJEKGVJIJAALKLAAUHAHAAHAH­AHAHHHHA- ok i said a line from da movie when he throws up wheres my thumbs up??

[gonzalezrubenc]

being a dick aint so bad.. you see theres 3 types of people dicks pussys and assholes, pussys think everyone can get along and Dick just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through, but then you got your Assholes, and all assholes want to do is shit all over everything. So pussyd might get mad at dicks every once in awhile because pussys get fucked by dicks! BUT Dicks also fuck assholes!

[luigi1456]

GET OUT OF THE STREET YOU FUCKING BUM!

[psbox362]

0:45 Greatest speech in cinema history.

[COMMANDERDLSWAN]

hehe Hes A DICK!

[xiquetep]

Thumbs up if you're a dick and proud

[richboiii17]

the 30 people that disliked this scene clearly got shit all over their dicks! haha

[Django5198]

30 people are assholes

[MBGamingLegends]

I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME!

[scormern]

3:04 if you compare to real life, he vomited more fluid than what the human body has

[scormern]

0:48-1:18, ya know what the funny thing is? it makes perfect sense, if you really think about, it's all true

[ViolaWorld07]

Hahaha!! XD it's so dirty!!

[TheRickyp83]

I wish they'd make a 2nd movie to this.....funniest move I've ever seen!

[wraith1771]

lawl, he brought the hammer with him.

[HueyFreeman3000]

@wraith1771

LOLOLOLOL I've seen this movie 10 times and I never noticed that. HAHAHAHAA! Spottswood told him to use that to kill himself. HOLY SHIT hahaha. I can't breathe! haha

[omegablack410]

best scene ever.

[Bigman46]

these are words to live your life by

[StarfishesRawesome]

Look at all that puke!

DAYUM BO!

[mrfizzzzzzzy]

PMSL!

[MrArob29]

That dick/pussy/asshole guy clearly has the Mr. Garrison voice going on lol

[JeidoErisuChan]

MY GOSH!! IT'S LIKE A SPRAY!! 2:42 - 2:57

[StudiosGreen]

@darkchimeraa hahahaha.  there are pussies, dicks, and assholes. :)

[Guitarherotimmydude]

that voice sounds familiar who is it?

[wasupwithyou]

29 people dont have aids

[nickfame]

29 people are dicks chuck

[darkshadew70]

2:35 FTW!

[darkshadew70]

You ask Why he looks like micheal jackson?? Cause they both have plastic face...

[starfox300]

so fcken nasty lol

[Kagutsuchi47]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! love this movie



[Azhianator]

HEROIC PUKING

[StudiosGreen]

music in 2:30 is so sad

[darkchimeraa]

@StudiosGreen GET AWAY FROM ME I SAID

[darkchimeraa]

Goddamnit I was taking a drink when.. 0:28

[TheHaxman999]

thats how chuck norris pukes

[MrSlacker333]

@TheHaxman999 Chuck Norris Doesnt puke...

[themangakawolf]

hey, yeah it is you! do that scene where everyone gets aids! :D

[TheGTSmonaro69]

best fuckin scene ever

[TheHaxman999]

2,583 people get fucked by dicks

8,345 people get there dicks and pussies all covered in shit

[thingman100]

You could amke a title called:'' Try not to laugh or grin''

[Zandaaman]

@thingman100

Youre right, but i didnt laugh pr grin cause it was a little bit gay like you :D

en dit slaat nergens op :D