Rusty Cooley - Betcha Can't Play This

[ILoveBornofOsiris]

not too shabby..but can he play smoke on the water?

[j2guitarjon82]

I dont get what's so cool about that... I mean it's just a weird sounding noise that is hard to make!

[FurbyParade226]

Sounded like a fleet of Pacmen died.

[ibanezxiphos700]

Believe it or not, this is one of Rusty's easier licks...

[rocafella142]

what the piss cunt holy fucking hell spread chord kind of shit is malarchy?

[WeDressToPartyMonty]

@rocafella142 that is the most brilliant sentence i have ever heard. just puttin' that out there.

[FeedMeForiAmATroll]

@xx2n23

and he isn't able to pick every note.

[heeeeyjooooooooe]

what was that first note? 2nd and the rest of them?

[coreylane100]

some delay perhaps? But AWESOME!!! Good times! good times!!

[88lava88]

Sounds like Vegas slot machines.

[ShinyPubes]

Nope. Can't play it.

[tappman85]

@ShinyPubes Neither do I

[imanolfotia]

gloo gloo gloo gloo gloo

[robert13camus]

One word..............FUCK!!!

[dirtydonki]

I love the silly comments here. :)

[XpanterafanX]

No. No I cannot play this.

[uidsea]

How does he do those sounds? I really wanna know!

[AnimeForever95]

sounds funny and no cool at all ;D

[RobLeveille]

Who all thought that was cool? Can I get a millon thumbs down?

[GreenwooddPop]

This is the sound when Mario eats too much mushrooms.

[elementos94]

I tried to play this, My guitar punched me in the face, and my cat exploded. . .

[MetalMan2525]

hahaha I bet you cant play that again!!!!!!!!!!!! lol



[givemeajackson]

what?

[EvilHippy38]

If you could beat Mario in 6 seconds, this is what it would sound like.

[Shotgunmerc]

BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP

[zigzagbigbag]

Bet I dont want to play this.

[TerrorizerGrindspeed]

sweet my pokemon evolved!

[F4TB0Y69]

@TerrorizerGrindspeed LMAO

[AlexSpeedReaper]

the true betcha can't play this!!!!!!!!!! not alexi lahio one!!!!!

[PsychoticMind08]

Nope, and Im not too cool to admit that I wish i could lol

[YoLpIsBest]

Well, I wouldn't probably play this but do I really want? There's more than just playing fast in guitar playing.

[dieterlos]

i bet i can play it

but i just don't wont to

playing fast isn't everything!!!!

[NZGuitarGuy]

@dieterlos I bet u cant play it

[RonnieJamesDio666]

@dieterlos no disrespect, but lets see it! :D

[dieterlos]

@RonnieJamesDio666

i need to practise a few years

xd :p

grtz

[RonnieJamesDio666]

@dieterlos haha alright man. i sure as shit cant play that. lol

[JKShred]

he sure can do a lot in 6 seconds.

[TerminusCOBHC]

HE MODDING!!!

[MrAwesome3163]

Sweep picking. I could do that, had I the size of hands you do, sir.

Pretentious asshole, many a' guitarists could shred circles around you.

[fell0wbaby]

this guy sure has chops.. but should work on making it sound elegant and beautiful, as opposed to fitting 3,000,000 notes into 4 bars :P

[Oudl3000]

GOSH THIS SUCKS !!! Play music !

[Morenumbers123456789]

@Oudl3000

He has released several albums, listen to them instead. Just because this doesn't reach the kriterias of what you classify as "music" it doesn't suck. It wasn't even meant to be a musical demonstration, what the fuck did you expect with the "Betcha Can't Play This "? Shit people are dumb these days..

[93badfingers]

@Oudl3000 i think you are watching the wrong video bro....

[German18DT]

i think i managed to hear G# twice

[metalsmyname]

yeah i cant play that...

[containznutzrule]

He must be using his dick as an extra hand to hit all those notes.

[crazyboy4793]

god was that you

[JaredFury]

No Sir I Cannot Play That, Thanks From Being a Dick.

[oXOpieXo]

did i just get ear raped?

:O

[thefinalb0ss]

It's...really fast, but I don't like it.

[headshot992]

Why did he even bother making one of these videos? Just listen to his self titled album and see if you can play any of that shit

[NO11YOU]

Oh god dem stretches!!

[neandercan]

holy shit!!! not even jesus can play that!!!!!!!!

[DeelishusWeenie]

Chuck Norris taught Rusty Cooley how to play guitar. Rusty Cooley passed with a D+

[Dsplayname]

did he just span 9 frets with his fingers? Thats alot of stretching

[ShredderEric]

YES LEVEL 100 IN POKEMON BOO YAA! oh...no that was Rusty Cooley :| GOD DAMNIT

[konrid22]

lol that's so stupid xd

[jojack56]

hello im rusty cooley and im gonna make you shit your pants

[johnnycat65]

it's so fast, it actually sounds like only a few notes to me. i don't think my ear had time to hear all the notes he played...

i couldn't play this...but i also have no desire to play this, so it all worked out. :)

[MrJoeyMonster]

Rusty Cooley - Not even a fusion of god and Chuck Norris can play this!

[LuBuchaos9607]

i could play that but my hands dont STRETCH OUT THAT FAR!!!!

[blomefucue]

i bet right after he played that he had to talk his hand out of committing suicide "whats the point of living when i played everything"

[randyrhoads159]

Lol wut

[tmjones212]

Every time I watch one of his videos I always think "what just happened?"

[jkurtonick]

@tmjones212 LMFAO!!! I was just thinking the same thing!!

[00fury00]

@tmjones212 ROFL!!!!!!!!! im going 2 subscribe just to have that feeling XD

a wtf moment >: D

[koruptkitty]

this man is my idol :D

going to try my best to be as close as i can to being as good as him

tis going to take a lot of time but ill get there soon enough

[grimizzi715]

either slot machines or  he's underwater?

[narto1223344]

What the fuck...

[TONEISTKRIEG]

royalties to Shawn Lane's estate. PRONTO.

[inuyasha331]

GOD DAM IT I BLINKED AGAIN D:

[MasterxMorgan]

Damn. Alot of these people from "Betcha Can't Play This" use an Ibanez.

[Plague413]

Basically anything he plays i cant play :/

[codyjt5150]

my guitar teacher showed me this. Sounds like a fucking mario game on cocaine

[jimmyleppard6]

MOTHERFUCKER.

[N30C0RT3XXX]

Sounds like some kind of techno music

[ivangobbo]

what the hell did just happened??

[BrokenCircle92]

its...not....fair

[MrOlliguitar]

wtf was that oO

[Maggomann]

@MrOlliguitar

ÖCHH WEIß NÖÖÖCHHHH

[dethcab4cuty]

not only can i not play that, i feint every time i even think about playing it

[lildude234]

That man plays guitar like he has a dick thats 2 inches from the ground.

[summitthescale]

@lildude234 nah dude, his dick is 2 inches in the fucking ground.

[iamDavidVilla]

@lildude234 im sure he'll give you 2inches LILDUDE234

[lildude234]

@iamDavidVilla That makes no sense. Please be more descriptive with your grammar.

[iamDavidVilla]

@lildude234 lol obviously you're not old enough for adult jokes..

[33eastern]

MARIO!

[Kimoram]

Most of the other guys who do 'betcha can't play this' can't play this.

[HALOGLITCHES43]

my jaw dropped so far it fell off

[lozzag13]

my arm just snapped

[TerrorizerGrindspeed]

wait a minute, my pokemon wasnt evolving?

[uidsea]

Oh my god... My nose is bleeding!

[Tataru5117]

that guitar was touched in inappropriate places...and enjoyed it

[lknkprkninflamesbest]

holy shit....

[LessthanJake14]

Am I watching Youtube, or did I just get a jackpot on the slot machines?

[MarcusFenixtheMan]

@LessthanJake14 you again!? how tone deaf do you have to be to not hear the difference between a guitar and an 8 bit slot machine?

[LessthanJake14]

@MarcusFenixtheMan Well, people are obviously agreeing with me...

[MarcusFenixtheMan]

@LessthanJake14 the accuracy of a statement isn't determined by the number of people that agree with it, and you failed to answer the question

[LessthanJake14]

@MarcusFenixtheMan The accuracy of being 'tone deaf' (which is not the term you're looking for, incidentally) is entirely subjective. Therefore, it is merely a perspective thing. But I am right in saying IT'S A PRETTY COMMONLY SHARED ONE. Especially since one of the highest rated comments is "I thought my pokemon was evolving".

[MarcusFenixtheMan]

@LessthanJake14 oh really, tone deaf isn't the right term? explain this then

"you think that doesn't sound like you've just won the jackpot at the slot machines?

Okay, I see now that you're clearly deaf"

and once again you fail to address my point, it doesn't matter how many people agree with you in saying it sounds like a slot machine, and no its not subjective, the slot machine guise is a joke that's used by people who suck to make fun of guitarists better than them that play fast

[LessthanJake14]

@MarcusFenixtheMan Tone deaf: "What is this note?", "It's a B", "Wrong, it's a G".

Tone: "Gee, that sounds like a slot machine", "Well, I think it sounds musical".

AKA (say it with me now): SUBJECTIVITY.

Ohhh, Rusty Cooley is an absolutely excellent guitarist and could kick my ass no problem. But is that what I'm ranting about, the fact I'm jealous? Nooo. In fact, I haven't given any impression of that. Rusty can use a guitar, but his tasteless wank licks were impressive when I was like twelve

[LessthanJake14]

@MarcusFenixtheMan And furthermore, why are you STILL obsessing over this? Why don't you pick up your guitar and try to be like him if you admire him that much? It only takes practice...

Or, why not go outside...?

[FreezingMo0n]

@LessthanJake14 lmfao, true eh xD

[maartenvanderpoll]

@LessthanJake14 i was going to say the same thing... damn you stole my line hehehe :-)

[inuyasha331]

I blinked, what just happened?

[vladmandingo]

gay.

[Reckage121]

@vladmandingo ur gay

[SuperTheJake]

boring... like the rest of his stuff

[Reckage121]

@SuperTheJake oh ur coo fag

[Deanosius]

Sounded like your guitar was drowning, Gloop Gloop!

[MattyQStudios]

i heard a bunch of random notes played really fast

[cast390]

who would want to play that

[BSCLOUDY]

@cast390 a lot of people.

[dimeowns100]

IT'SA ME! MARIO!

[LessthanJake14]

"Betcha can't make your custom Ibanez sound like an arcade machine".

[stratocaster60096]

I think I might be able to... = not cocky, confidence.

[rhinekhan]

whats is that? pacman?

[alexbeast14]

That was like cheesecake. So good you finish it in 3 seconds and end up hurting.

[asscrackben]

Betch can't play this? Too right I can't, and I'm glad ! This fucking sucks !

[CannibalXdeth25]

@asscrackben Troll. How does this suck?

[asscrackben]

@CannibalXdeth25

Do you have ears?

tell me what's good about shredding at the speed of light?

[brandon2784]

@asscrackben With that reasoning.. What isn't?

[rainshot]

i tryed that once, all i got was arthritis

[flashbackguitar]

idc about learning it but it looks super easy. he's just doing hammer ons and keeping his hand in the same position. it sounds cool but it's musically unimpressive.

[xx7stringxx]

Ummmmm, yeah, I've watched this 10 times and still dont know what to think of it. It didnt even sound like a guitar it was so fast, it was like an effect. Ok Rusty, you're right, I CANT PLAY THAT!!!

[daniiiiiii68]

yeah hes fast but it sounds like shit

[gitarmats]

@daniiiiiii68

Depends on who's listening :P

[MichaRG10]

*throwguitaroutofthewindow* oh my god!

[ChimeraSyndrome]

*puts down guitar* Fuck it

[robertbombino999]

damn right i cant

[FoziCoD]

I should play a nintendo music ...

Great :D

[thec4nt1]

what the fuck O_o

[AndreII182II]

You should work at nintendo.. that was epic

[SWASTAFIX]

this should be a video response to every other "betcha cant play this" cuz as you know... Rusty can but he'd rather do better.

[FurbyParade226]

Let's take a poll. How many notes do you think he played?

[Blasphemouscody666]

@FurbyParade226 over 9000...sorry, had to say it

[Lgw1984]

It's fast, it's hard but I don't like it at all. It's like putting a Ferrari Enzo engine in a shit. It would be hard to do it, it will be smoking fast but it's a shit anyways.

[mrshef666]

boring! sorry guys just does nothing for me at all,give me a chunky simple riff any day of the week over this \m/

[tekkentool]

@mrshef666 you ever heard outworld before? rusty writes some excellent riffs.

[Aeoliandorian]

now Rusty. PLAY IT FASTER!

[Aeoliandorian]

woah! wait doesnt matter,thought it was a black hole opening or sumn.

[asda6572]

Fuck, i think he just ripped a whole in space.

[Seandude223]

even better: rusty cooley = bruce lee on a 7-string :D

[skatekickflip123]

lol rustys should be changed to i know you cant play this lol

[fairfieldkid6]

@skatekickflip123 hahahahahahahahah!

[deathcore1239]

COOL hes usning an ibanez. better then dean in my opinion

[FoziCoD]

Video game xD

[GTASAmovies1]

...Did I just won 10 bucks on a slot machine?

[robloxplox]

LOL no fair you cant start power

[ZeroElementZero]

I like blues, metal, rock, hard rock, death metal well a little death metal.. its hard to play and its fast and some of it is melodic and great sounding so dont talk shit about it.

[FrostGuitarMan]

Does somebody on here want to calculate how many notes Rusty is playing in these 6 seconds?

[guitarman3190]

What the fuck was that, sounded like some Mario shit..... MARIO DEATHMETAL!!!!!!!!

[dangit124]

lol level up on an 80s video game!

[guitarboyx7]

the secret behind all of the video game like style is that he stretches his fingers across the fretboard and uses all four fingers so he puts extra notes in and he has less travel time so he found that chormatic notes can be use for a lot more than a warm up example

[CiviC092]

This is actually a part of a song off his solo album "Rusty Cooley". The Song is Called "The Butcher", its awesome

[julianAguirre6]

@CiviC092 Naw, tell me what part, i listened to the whole song! unless on the butcher he is trem picking and not playing it laggato

[CiviC092]

@julianAguirre6

its later on through the song

[MrDeathmetalman]

yeah screw all the death metal hate who cares wat they say i always find out wat they say faggots

[JacknifeSoprano92]

When it comes down to it Metal / Death Metal is the most talented form of music out there, might not always sound great, but you try doing it...and do it well mind you.

[guitarwailer7]

TIME WARP!!!!!!! lol

[hunterW1134]

WTF is all the comes to mind

[DjTsakalos]

meh,maybe i'll be able to play that after 50 years of 15 h a day practice -.-'

[Lerborn]

That guitar is transforming!!!