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  • 1- made sense, pretty good. 2- an unintentional comedy. 3- action sequences were epic, patrick dempsey was a perfect douche, and over best of the 3. (I posted this comment before watching the video so its unbiased, because you're very good at swaying me to your opinion.)

  • Is it just me or does the British chick get me horny

  • LOL. Everytime I hear 'sammiches' I lol all over the place.

  • favorite moment: rosie walking up the stairs

  • theyre making a transformers 4 d-_-b

  • Damn man, i thought transformers 2 and 3 were the best,, idk why people get worked up about it, the cheesy moments in 2 were funny, the action was badass,, yall need to stop looking at how many characters there are and stop picking parts of the movie that no one on the planet thinks about and watch the god dam movie I swear never seen so many obsessed people in my life, 1 was good, 2 was better, 3 was best get over it mother fuckers

  • Any point where Optimus gets his homicidal rage on - that's my favorite part. "Give me your face..."

  • @awquinn1201 he said faith

  • @popasoda1900

    It's face, hence why he rips it off while he's saying it.  O_o Google it.

  • @awquinn1201 uhhh no yea he is ripping it off but he says something about his brothers sacrfining there lives so give me you're faith

  • THEY'VE CONFIRMED TRANSFORMERS 4 AAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!

  • @BritishGamingNews another asshole complainer AAAAGGGGHHH!!!

  • @ttv0 another faggot who likes transformers AAAAGGGGHHH!!!

  • @BritishGamingNews bitch shut up

  • @ttv0 lol I like you

  • Linkin Park music and Transformers = SEX...

  • you should review the first transformers, the good one.

  • Favourites Transformers movie ? is the 86 movie.

  • there making another one acording to ign

  • i don't like any part of any of the transformers movie there are all shit

  • I think my faviroute bit is in Transformers 3 when the new girlfriend is talking to Megatron and says "If you dont do anything, in a couple of minutes, so and so is going to make you his bitch"

  • if you think transformers 2 was good your a moron

  • optimus wrecking everyone's shit and saying badass things while doing it ex: Optimus says: Give me your face!?! and then continues to litterally rip the face off a decepticon wtf!?!

  • keep up the awesometacular reviews jeremy, every single one of them is hilarious

  • I loved the ending 2 the third 1 it

    was awesome

  • honestly i think the movie was awesome

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  • @BrontoSmilodon1 Dude you could not have gotten his last name more wrong

  • @basquat76 I was only going by how he pronounced it because it sounds like he said "DE" instead of "TU"

  • my fav part of tf was the end IN ALL OF EM!

  • transformers dark of the moon, best movie of 2011

  • Jeremy you remind me of my uncle.......now to the important stuff. The ending pissed me off, just like you said we are in a bad ass battle than optimus is like fuck you and everything is dead than credits. Like wtf atleast five it an extra 10 minutes. My favorite movie was the 1st and the 1990s cartoon animated movie thing.

  • it was shit...

  • the final fight was the biggest ultimate fail anti-climatic shit I've ever seen lol

  • review the upcoming shit movie amazing spiderman....done by andrew garfield

  • @richard12345789 I'd say you should wait for the movie to come out before you call it shit

  • I agree that the ending was a little fast and that the plot seems forced.. But remember this is transformers.. Not some romantic comedy.. ITs about autobots vs decepticons.. SO destruction explosions and huge fight scenes are to be expected.. I dont care it definetly had a lot of holes and over the top CG.. Butthis movie kicked ass.. I mean if your going to nit pick at everything in this movie, then don't watch movies at all.. NOthing is pefect.. Not me not you.. Not this movie..

    Iloved it!!

  • "you don't get a fourth"

    I wish you were right :P

  • 1:42

    dude,you look a HELL of a lot like John Turturro :P

  • 2:29 It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on...

  • a you are getting a forth transformers

  • the movie is about a kid that for some reason keeps screaming and soldiers that refuse to wear helmets. but still save earth with a little help from 30 foot robot aliens.

  • This movie was shit....i felt that it relied HEAVILY on CG and the new girl....yeah she couldnt act to save her life. And why was John Malcovitch in this movie? To be tickled or something by Bumblebee and to yell at sam? Same with that weird Japenese guy...why was he in the movie? To talk fast and die.....

  • @randa9711 honestly just be quiet. ITS TRANSFORMERS. its based on two factions of giant robot aliens killing eachother, i think you forgot that because why would you see transformers if thats a bad thing?

  • @EllboGrease27 i actually loved the last two movie and this movie sucked i dont see how you think it was good...it ruined a good cartoon. and dont tell me what to do its MY OPINION so why dont you just be quiet

  • @randa9711 Its pretty much what was happening on cybertron now brought down to Earth and related back to the cartoon and comics. Megatron's Master Plan in Generation 2, he wanted to enslave humanity and bring cybertron to earth but of course as a kids show tht did not happen.

  • All 3 ruined my childhood memories.

    I can't wait for him to ass fuck TMNT, I hope he does Thundercats after that.

    TWAT!

    What's next Superted & Banana Man? Bay needs his head on a spike.

  • 4 is on the way man....Michael bay returns...

    since he did do his shit....

    time to make it good!!!!!!!!

  • i just think its kind of strange how megaton kicks optimuses ass in the first two films and at the end of this one optimus just swings his axe and megaton dies

  • Favourite moment, from the first one when the army dudes were fighting the giant scorpion... I just don't care, in it for the action sequences.

  • Favorite moments! 1st When Bumblebee slides in and catches Sam and Mikaela When Ironhide spins and dodges those missiles When Capt. Lennox slides under Blackout with a motorcycle 2nd When Sideswipe owns Sideways When Optimus rolls on Starscream's back during the forest fight When Mudflap gets sucked into Devastator and holds on for dear life 3rd When Optimus spins and cuts one of the worms in half When Sideways kicks the gun to Ironhide When Optimus' face mask goes up at the end! B.A.
  • You're not supposed to take these movies seriously guys! They're supposed to be action-packed, exciting, playful movies that kick ASS!!! And that's exactly what they do! It has tons of awesome action, funny playful dialogue, and some what of a storyline. Overall the thing I love is the action!!! The choreography is sick! I will always love Transformers no matter what, as long as there's badass action!!

  • the first one was good . i did not like the other 2

  • I watched the first two movies home, the first one was mostly ok though the feeling "it could've been so damn much better" just wouldn't leave me alone. The second movie plowed depths of shittynes I din't think existed. The only worse movie I have watched and can think of right now is Vampires Suck (I mostly appreciate Twilight jokes and don't have anything against potty humour, too, but that movie was a retarded black hole of suck). The third one was better, but what wouldn't be?..

  • I hated the second one, but my favorite part is a mix of the last two movies. Optimus, or as Jeremy so awesomely put it, Robo-Jesus, kicking ass holes. The second movie right before he died he took on like 3 decepticons and was WINNING and then when Optimus was kicking assholes in the third. Just made me giddy.

  • tranformers 2 was worth it to have jeremy

  • the first one was good

  • it took what 40 mins to kill shockwave? yer not even 20 seconds to kill megatron -.- and hes supposed to be the dark lord of transformers? :/ how can starscream repair himself just to die by sam but yet megatron cant even repair himself and is almost pointless even having in the movie? decent movie, loved the action, hate how they try making it all about the humans when it's called "transformers" ffs and hated the ending.

  • I liked the first one. Hated the second one.  Meh on the last one.

  • robo jesus :)

  • ''And that's how it is because we're Autobots and we kick ass motherfu--'' *roll credits*

  • Jeremy reminds me of Tobuscus

  • @jumboman232 In what way?

  • @jumboman232 you mean Toby Turner.

  • @jumboman232 a much more vulgar and adult version but yeah i see it

  • @jumboman232 No. Just no.

  • @joeydestroyer Yeah. Just yeah.

  • My favourite Transformers moment would be in the first one when Ironhide dodged those missiles in slow-mo, BLASTED my mind.

  • i think Chris Nolan should reboot Transformers!

  • @TORNADOfromHELL Maaaaybeeeeee??

  • My favourite Transformers moment is when the end credits in each film appeared.

  • I just hope that Peter Cullen (voice of optimus) will still be around for a reboot.

  • Comment Below Let me Know!

  • The best moment of any Transformers movie is the "You go the touch" moment.

  • I only seen the first one and I thought it was okay.. It didn't make me want to see the next one nor the third one.. Eh.

  • this is the review that killed jeremy jahns for my cousin. for a while he thought jeremy was great, then he watched transformers 3 and hated it, and watched jeremy's review hoping to see a movie rant, only to make his opinion on jeremy go a full 180. cousin? what cousin?

  • I got into the first 15-20 minutes of the film and then Shia Labeouf came in and then it turned terrible for the remaining first hour but I did like the last hour and a half including the hour long climax with also the best 3D I have seen so far from a movie, but the ending was really abrupt.

    If I was to rate the films out of five stars I would give:

    Transformers- 4 stars

    Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen- 1 star

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon- 3 stars

  • The movie sucks as far as movies go and good film making lol

    Just admit it already and stop dancing around looking for reasons to kind of like it  lol

  • ever notice why the movies always come around near July 4th?

  • All I care about is the action so... TRANSFORMERS FTW!!! 

  • i liked the second transformer but hated the third so much but first i think is the best

  • If they somehow make a sequel, it better have Unicron in it and he could resurrect Megatron as Galvatron like in the animated movie and you could have more sequels. These movies get a lot of crap but they are what they are, robots beating the shit out of each other and on that note, these movies do deliver. You want story? Fuck that even the animated series had some stupid bullshit episodes as long as there are robots and they fight who gives a shit anymore!

  • This movie made a shit ton. Could have afforded a better ending.

  • lol sandwiches!. Funny bastard ! hahhaha called my girlfreind that today.... no head for month :(

  • Damn typo lol "without me prime"*

  • Megatron: "after all what would you be with me prime!" Optimus: "time to find out" then he proceeds to eye rape megatron.

  • Why do people hate transformers?

  • it makes for a great blu ray with cool glimpses of robots

  • LOL awesome review you rock i love you man hahaha

  • The first was definitely the best out of three but the action sequences in the third were so intense that it made the first half worth it. I know people give Michael Bay a lot of heat for these movies' scripts but hey, he knows how to do action sequences especially in this movie. When shit gets real, IT GETS REAL. I accept these movies for the action because they never failed at that. Crack on Michael Bay all you want but do you really expect a movie based on toys to be any better than this?

  • @curtiscoyoteblue beast wars and prime were way better than this. they have great characters, good story and solid dialogue accompanied by spectacular battle scenes. so yes we do.

  • @Arthus850 You made a good point there. I failed to consider the cartoon adaptations. A more appropriate question is do you really expect more from Michael Bay? He's one of the most hated directors out there and he's had essentially the same formula for every movie he's ever done so I don't understand how anyone can have high expectations for anything he does outside action. Bay either legitimately doesn't get how to do anything but action or he's a dick who doesn't want to improve.

  • @curtiscoyoteblue yeah I agree. I will admit, though I did expect more, I did enjoy all three of them and I am looking forward to the next one. and I never hated michael bay. I like him for what he is, which is an action movie maker. in fact I don't know why people call him the worst when there are much worse movies out there made by different directors. maybe I should have said all this when I first replied to your comment. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. sorry

  • @Arthus850 There's officially going to be a fourth one or is it just a rumor? This movie did so much that it looked like it was supposed to be the finale of this saga. What else can be done after everything done in this movie?  And you're right. Michael Bay is not the worst director out there and there were WAY worse movies that came out last year. There are also movies that continue to get sequels when they should've been done after the first one. People are just TOO critical of his work.

  • @curtiscoyoteblue I wouldn't say it's official, but it is very, and I mean very, likely. hasbro is talking to paramount about a futur series, and one of the producers said that it will not be a reboot. however, shia lebouf has no interest in reprising his role saying that there is nothing more then can do with sam. and I have no probleme with that. give the role to lennox, epps or prime.

  • @curtiscoyoteblue plus, with megatron dead, I see this as an opportunity that something, hopefully unicron, will use he remains and creat galvatron. I've also heared that bay might not direct the next movie if there ever is one.

  • @Arthus850 I think bringing Megatron back AGAIN would would be overkill but if he were to become Galvatron, I guess it would make sense. It would just be weird if he was voiced by Leonard Limoy since he just played Sentinel Prime. Bay backing out wouldn't be a bad thing. I think after a trilogy is done the cast and crew should back out to bring a new vision to the franchise. I wish that would happen with the current Batman movies. I would be okay if it happened to these movies.

  • @curtiscoyoteblue well they are talking about a futur trilogy that won't be a reboot, and they don't have to get leonard nimoy to voice galvatron. in G1 season 3 he was recast with Frank Welker toing an insane voice, and in the unicron trilogy, the voice didn't change after the upgrade. but what do you mean rebooting the batman movies? do you not like them?

  • @Arthus850 I don't want the Batman movies to be rebooted I'm just saying since "The Dark Knight Rises" is Nolan's last Batman movie and Bale is also done, they should get a new guy to play Batman and a new director for the franchise. I don't what the story to start over, I want it to continue. There is SO MUCH left to explore and the storyline can continue with a new cast and crew. The question is, who should they get to continue the franchise? Who should replace Bale and Nolan?

  • @curtiscoyoteblue definately not to someone who would make the sequels the joel schumaker bastardation all over again

  • love all 3 movie's

  • Michael Bay has no talent except for special effects. He should not be a director.

  • Optimus and the autobots return to earth.... Optimus, with a huge shotgun: "we will kill them all"

  • @YouGetIt13 someones on his period

  • The first two might've been awesome, but the third one is the only one, that sucked.

  • hated them all. trilogy has ended? good, WB, time for a reboot with a REAL director this time.

  • @slaidification Could not have said it better meself

  • @slaidification Have you heard the news? Transformers is getting a reboot!....directed by Bay....Actually we're getting a reboot and a sequel to the reboot..

  • @PopInPicsCentral your half right.transformers is getting a transformers 4...with a diffrent cast.

  • @chpdip94 CleverMovies released a video stating it was a reboot. 2 days later they established it was a sequel.

  • My Fav moment in the Transformers movie will have to be in revenge of the fallen, I know it sucks i hate it. but where Optimus Prime fought like 3 decepticons by himself kicking ass by himeself then the sad part he died, then after that the movie was shit.

  • Of the Live action ones the first was probably better than the others. But my favorite transformers movie was the one in 1986 Transformers The Movie (no one remembers that but me becuz none of my classmates grew up with the cartoon :(

  • You should review both the first Transformers live action movie, and the cartoon movie

  • okie i click right here to see more....wuts dis oi em nut seeing mure!

  • Watching this movie was like when you're watching your Mum playing a video game. You get so frustrated that you just wanna yank the controller out of her hands, screaming "LIKE THIS!!!" Then, what makes it even more infuriating is when she just giggles, and says "Oh I'm just having fun." Grrrrr.

  • Transformers the movie

    that's an awesome movie, you know how it's suppost to be

    w w w . imdb .c o m/title/tt0092106/

    can't believe folks are badmothing transformers, and who's this micheal bay, didn't see his name in the credit's

    ps:

    fuck these live action movies!

  • Transformers 1 = not great, but good.

    Transformers 2 = shit.

    Transformers 3 = watchable.

  • tf1 good time if you are drunk tf2 dogshit tf3 awesometaclar

  • do a review on heroes!!

  • Sucked, sucked, fucking sucked!!! Im so tired of these way over hyped movies. Micheal Bay and every other peice of shit director/producers that are only concern is making a buck and not making it good quality film should be bannned from ever making a movie again. But they wont becouse the majority of american audiences are dumb as fuck and continue to go theatres an watch movies that have substance to them what so ever. Way to go America, way to fill these cocksuckers wallets

  • Press 1 then 2 then 3. those are the choices sam had to choose.

  • I liked the third one the most,even tho it's the most dissapointing in one aspect...a guy get's boba fetted....i mean,Shockwave...badass name,badass looks,badass giant super building eating worm pet....who gets killed so f*cking stupidly...

  • I have to say though i was EXTREMELY disappointed at the deaths of all the decepticons. They all died in such quick unimportant ways. Especailly Starscream he had the worst death of all the transformers in my opinion!

  • @TheWeaselLady13 the movie was crap, but that moment with starscream was awesome.

    Spoiler... Sam witwicky killing a fucking a decepticon that was awesome.

  • The first Transformers was great, The second i though was good when i saw it at like 14 now i think "eh..no...not so much", the third one was almost as great as the first and really got me interested in Transformers again. As for favorite moment, ide have to say the scene in the first movie when starscream blows up the firbee truck i

  • Transformers 1 was actually a great movie

    2 & 3 hmmmm FUCK YOU BAY

  • Is it just me or does Optimus's hook look like a splicer's?

  • All 3 Bayformers movies were crap.

  • I dont agree with you on the sandwich thing but I digress

  • you all realise paramount confirmed a 4th and 5 th movie just nothing elsse

  • @TheBluePhoenix2 yeah but without bay and shia lebouf

  • HAVE to disagree. This movie was just as big of a disapointment as the second was. No depth to any of the main characters i mean shia labeouf spends half the movie SCREAMING at the top of his lungs. Half the characters in this movie either where irrelevent or gave horrible performences either way should not have been in the movie. Not to mention Josh duhmmel gave some of the most laughable dialogue i have heard in a while. just all around a horrible movie

  • Huh, so Transformers created Jeremy and The Nostalgia Critic. I wonder who's next?

  • @MRfirewolf5 That I intend to be me.

    

  • Dark of the moon was terrible and so was Megan Fox's replacement (what ever her name is). I mean they should have replaced Fox with a good actress.

  • @HaloandMetroid it was her first movie dude and shes a better actor already than fox

  • @TheBluePhoenix2 I beg to differ neither could act in my opinion and her character was annoying and useless the entire movie.The main difference that made me dislike her character was that she followed Sam around for the entire movie like a lost puppy even though all she did was put herself in danger. She really was of no use to anyone. At least Fox's character had a marginal amount of independence from Sam. So my beef is really with the character not the actor I guess.

  • transformers 2007 - good time, no alcohol required

    revenge of the fallen - good tim if u r drunk

    dark of the moon - probably forget about it in t-minus 2 months

  • transformers 2007=awesometacular

    transformers 2= a good time if ur drunk

    transformers 3 gotta go with jeremy a good time no alchohol required

  • I just watched it..

    The only reason i'd watch it again is to point out all the stupid and corny scenes in the movie to my obsessed friend.

    No good acting, a lot of forced stuff (death of Einstein Robot), the script was awefull.

    But, not all is bad, the only thing this movie had going for it were the special effects, damn nice explosions.

    That being said, I need a good script and a decent story in a movie, and it just didn't provide.

    To copy Jeremy's rating system, I give this an alcohol required

  • how wuz transformers 2 dogshit? i mean i actually liked that movie more than the first and second

  • @NotoriousKid671 so you liekd the second movie more than the second movie.

    wut

  • WHERE IS SHE

    u got balls

  • this franchise really dont need a script...they should have just made it all about robots fighting

  • Transformers: Good if you're drunk

    Transformers 2: Dogshit

    Transformers 3: I'd Buy it on Blu-Ray

  • I liked the movie but thought they really rushed the ending, it was like beginning, midddddle, e

  • They should have had a better ending, after the money this movie raked in.

  • The movie raked in the box office money, they should have had a better ending.

  • who paused it at 36 seconds

  • jeremyjahns. They did no justice or honor to the original transformers by killing off alot of Decepticons so quickly.

  • I hated the ending too he just looks up in the sky and micheal bay im all like wtf just happened

  • lol this guy is great keep up the good work!

  • Biggest missed epic opportunity in part 3.

    UNICRON.

    But maybe the movie may have been too expensive?

  • Transformers 1: Buy it on Blu-Ray

    Transformers 2: A good time, no alcohol required

    Transformers 3: Buy it on Blu-Ray

    My favourite moment? Either forest scene from Transformers 2 or Optimus vs Sentinel from Transformers 3.

  • This movie sucked!!!

  • I liked this one second best. Transformers 1, Transformers 3, Transformers 2 =D

    Jeremy are you going to review the first one?

  • I loved this movie

  • He is so right about the ending. I thought the movie was pretty good until the last fifteen minutes. There it was kinda like 'been there, done that' and yes, the ending is very abrupt. VERY.

  • I have to say, I thought TF3 was amazing from beginning to end. For a Bay flick, it had a surprising amount of storytelling and emotional appeal. I genuinely got caught up in a few of the scenes, and was able to identify at times with the characters. Those are two staples of good film making, and they were executed very well. Coming off the travesty that was TF2, I feel we, as fans, were vindicated.

  • my fav transformer movie is number 1 beacause the second one sucked and i havent seen the third

  • @UN1CRONLORD agreed the G1 movie is fun 2 watch

  • That sandwhich looked really good

  • Optimus was badass, the skyskrapper seen had me on the edge of my seat. when I thought Bumblebee was going to get blasted I was like fcuk this If they take him out Im gone.

  • review the avengers trailer

  • @WeOpenStuff11 he did :)

  • Favorite transformer moment ever... either when megatron and unicron meet or the fight between optimus an megatron both in the 1986 movie.