SH*Z Mormons Say

[xomellie16]

my friend is a mormon and he calls EVERYONE a tool

[gowalkingathinline]

Hehehehe! Sounds like some stuff I heard living in Mapleton 20 years ago.

The BIG sin was drinking caffinated drinks like COKE or behaviors that violate the BYU honor code?

[jenorahshow]

myfriend, says all of these things. i now know her religion.

[JunkishTelevision]

Too ture

[andreadoesnt]

"We've been commanded to multiply and replenish the Earth"

Is this why all mormons have a bunch of kids.. Hmmmm. I see what you did there..

[Its2Good4TV]

JIMMER!!! Hahahaha

[Soniacruz143]

Shit forgot to pray lmfao !!! haha :)

[iamahouseofanubisfan]

LOVE IT!!!

[Deedeelmnop]

"hey CTR" bahahahaha.

[christinae1117]

I have said all of these this week besides I didn't eat a donut, it was a cookie. LOL!

[iluvflltby]

This is so funny haha.

[iCheerbelieber76]

Damn ur sooo hot *_* 

[dontbeaswaggerjagger]

@iCheerbelieber76 umm i dont think he's into middle school grls......

[iCheerbelieber76]

@dontbeaswaggerjagger Awkward moment.. im in highschool get ur shit straight k :)

[dontbeaswaggerjagger]

@iCheerbelieber76 umm honey dont get you attitude with me ok im 19 years and i don't give a fuck what grade your in ok you got that?

[iCheerbelieber76]

@dontbeaswaggerjagger ok so? pretty sure didnt ask for ur age

Dont say shit u dont know then k? -_-

[dontbeaswaggerjagger]

@iCheerbelieber76 wow i got burneddddd and im pretty sure i didnt ask for your attitude and leave me alone your like a liitle middle school bee all you do is buzzz buzzz and buzzz

[BansheeMilk]

see "SHIT ANDY ROONEY SAYS"...so funny

[loplamp]

Ha this is spot on!

[thatonechick2012]

You should change your info, the last time I checked the word of wisdom wasn't a law. Most of the SUGGESTIONS in the word of wisdom is what you should do, and it's when people say that the WoW is a law that everyone starts to think Mormons have "the perfect syndrome". Just sayin...

[ktlynmariesmith]

hahahah "bless this doughnut"

all of this is so true haha

[mandymoo6431]

he can get it

[babeegirl412]

He is hott

[bglover11]

You mean shit?..

[ThatKiddBryce]

He's so hot .

[clarissa61190]

Oh, this was classic. Pretty much died.

[sweetxavalanchex]

Actually, the first time i heard DTR was on the show Awkward on MTV. They said it all the time on that show lol.

[wosasoto]

Will you marry me...

[ImmaHippster]

Why don't you teach me how to Jimmer!!!!

Go SacKings!!

[jesusfreak9199]

He so hot ^_^

[GynnyHearts]

I AM related to Joseph Smith. Just saying=) and i totes miss provo and when i lived there i heard ctr for choir tour romance lol only in Utah =) Go to the Creamery for me!!!

[twinkiespark]

@GynnyHearts really? thats so cool that your related to Joseph Smith!! :D i have been to the salt lake city temple it's so pretty :3

[cookiemonsterhat99]

shit me and my friends say to mormons: "wtf? get out of my house. i got three tatoos and a toung peircing, recently(not rlly!). wat r u doing without makeup? ur a whore not a smith!" oh we love messing with mormons....

[TooncesLights22]

its like phil from modren family!

[sunsetsucks1]

Is this Fred?

[CarleyMarieex4]

HAHAH "Son of a Bishop!"

[XxiKarlosxX]

i was lol when he said "son of a bishp" I never heard of that in my life haha

[carsoncapps]

I know no one cares. But this guy looks JUST like me.

[Zombumpkin232]

@muhnie278 Haha my mormon friends used to say 'oh my goodness' it was beyond annoying.

[michaeltheiii]

Ahh... I say all of these things. Mormons FTW!!

[Selyy33]

Shut the fuck up ! :D

[muhnie278]

OMG i have a friend who's mormon and she always says 'holy crap' and 'oh my goshhh' lmfao!

[Emopanda1214]

That means I'm a moron because I say fudge all the time and ur cute I like ur hair eyes and style

[bugwitch]

And which planet do you want to rule over when you die?

[RainC222]

"David archuleta is SO mine when he gets back from his mission."

I think I just love you now for making that reference to him. haha~

[iluvpigs25]

@zowatchee No, eating too much food isn't 'against this religion'. The Word of Wisdom is just to help you feel your best and keep your body healthy. It's not like if you binge you'll be excommunicated. It's just recommended so you'll feel your best!

[HeyBabes909]

Haha, oh how I love being Mormon :)

[criostoir59]

I love "son of a bishop!" I'm going to start calling people that.

[MrIlikechicken31]

I would like to say I am Mormon... This was absolutely hilarious!!! Genius...

[Rexcetera]

Shit I say to Mormons: You're really, really stupid.

[geeganbeflyy]

cute (:

[balletlover95]

"son of a bishop!" epicness! i am soooo going to start saying that!

[summertime361]

i have a mormon friend... and he sounds like this. lol

[DatFunkyKitty]

MINECRAFT ZOMBIE HEAD AT 0:25

[axelmowmers]

My cat ate a mormon, then he puked, to much BS for his tummy.

[brookieeeh]

I can be your missionary ;)

[MrBobbyBrew]

Its strongly advised that we do not smoke weed. I fucking cheif everyday bitcchhh

[paulinapop12]

hahahaha! i laughed sooo hard hahahaha! im mormon and i loved this

[brittneyniclole]

you are soooooo hot!

[ksant143]

awh you are so cute :)

[oreosandsoymilk]

youre hot

[drumsrus100]

son of a bishop, shiz, HOLY. CRAP.

yup that's accurate.

Mormon approved.

[RandomAdventures2013]

I could be your missionary hahahaha

[JanieLovee113]

"I'm so full I think I broke the word of wisdom."

[badabadaboom7]

SON OF A BISHOP. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[silvercat00a]

JIMMER!

[coltplayer45]

You also have to say "so when does he get home from his mission?" or "dude, what would jesus do?" things i hear every single week hahaha I love being a mormon though!

[specialxbrownie]

you kno this kids a mormon when they type SH*Z instead of SH*T instead of SHIT.

[TheLooper97]

lol I'm mormon and I just "SH*Z-ed" myself :)

[Antoniadurr]

I'm mormon and i'm pretty sure thats the funniest thing ever! it's not even offensive! JIMMER!

[jennalynngay]

Im so full i think i broke the word of wisdom haahhahaah

[eram64]

"It is curious that there are 30 references to Jesus prior to 3 Nephi, and 175 mentions of Christ before 3 Nephi...Old Testament has none. How is it that these people straight from Jerusalem knew so much of Jesus specifically when no other Jews did? Seems to me plagiarism is the reason." -mrsamtheman80

[britty1998]

lol I live in Utah, so I have several Mormon friends. xD You should of added stuff like "What do you do at your church?" or "What's your ward?" I've made it clear I'm Catholic so I get asked that first question A LOT.

[healthyandyoung]

i'm pretty sure i've met this guy before i just dont know from where... probably when i lived in provo. lol

[MultiMillimilli]

Son of a bishop! Ahhahaha

[thatroyalsociety]

whats a mormon ?

[MyLifeIsMusic16]

@thatroyalsociety

A Mormon is a Christian who also believes that the Book of Mormon is the word of God. The religion has basically the same premise as traditional Christianity (love and forgiveness), it also includes additional beliefs from the Book of Mormon. :)

[MoeMoneyrunstheWORLD]

JIMMER

[asglo17]

To all you girls who are madly in love with this ridiculously attractive mormon boy: Be jealous. I'm his roomate. He is a pretty cool guy. but man.. "What a tool!". ;)

[meghan151993]

shit i say to morons: "get off my porch"

[PolyLolipop17]

@meghan151993 SHIZ I say to ones who need to be more respectful to people,

Why did you watch the video that you obviously don't like??

UMAD?? Stay mad if you want... Like I care about haters...

I'm MORMON ( I would prefer member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints) and I'm PROUD OF IT!!

Thank you and goodbye...

[meghan151993]

@PolyLolipop17 as long as you stay off my doorstep and don't bother me as a walk down the street, do whatever floats your boat.

[kristwirlygirl]

@meghan151993 that's Jehovah Witnesses..not Mormons.

[deathonlanding]

Was this shot at BYU? I was there briefly for a book release, and the campus looked really familiar. I myself am not a mormon, but I have friends who are, and I have to say this was pretty fun, and even as a mennonite I could relate to some of it. Great vid :).

[emmalov2011]

This video is a i cant talk like that. this video is nothing like what mormons say. so shut up. and if you wanna make fun of our religion go ahead i wont be seeing you in the prison. ill be in paradise and mabey once you learn what mormons realy belive in you will change your attitude and grow up. i wouldnt do this about any other religion so why should you do it about ours. so shut up untill you get your facts straight.

[asglo17]

@emmalov2011 I'm pretty sure that none of this is meant to be (or could even be construed to be) offensive to the LDS church. It's not titled "Sh*z mormons believe"; it's about stereotypical phrases those who follow the LDS religion are famed for saying. And frankly... A whole let of LDS people say a whole lot of these things. Humor= A good thing to have a sense of.

[SuperBabsie08]

@emmalov2011 he IS mormon

[constellationsmile]

@emmalov2011 Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't mormonism about loving people? Rebuking should be out of love, not out of hatred and misunderstanding.

[MrsVictoriaLambert]

Hahahaha I'm so full I feel like I broke the word of wisdom. Didn't even catch that one until the fifth time I watched it.

[Cheerleading157]

your hot just sayen lol

[Sdrawkab]

my mormon friends say "fetch" all the time!!!!!

[mememe12395]

LOL. I have mormon friends that sound like this.

[zowatchee]

Eating too much food is aganst this religion, but having too many babies isn't?

[pressbox1492]

@zowatchee because that means more loyalist to the church later on.

[CasteloserROX101]

@zowatchee It's kind of common sense... eating too much is being gluttonous and unhealthy. They don't tell us to have A LOT of babies. That's the personal decision of the couple. :) Clear everything up brother?

[jamnin94]

@CasteloserROX101 but why is it so common for mormon couples to have a lot of babies compared to other couples?

[CasteloserROX101]

@jamnin94 I think it's not just Mormons, but Christians in general, because of the scripture(in Genesis I believe)

"We've been commanded to multiply and replenish the Earth"

[LerTheBlur]

oh my GAWSH

Been there, heard that.

[AlexxIshAmazing]

"CTR!" im gonna start saying that now :]

[ctidude]

The thing about coffee is it can be incredibly addicting and drink it constantly can mess you.

[ctidude]

JIMMER!

[MrAloo14]

why is coffee a No no i mean its just a drink lol

[MickyBeast52]

HAHA! YES! though I do cuss. hah.

[KaitlynLiveHappy]

"She is totes a five cow woman." xD

[blobbiethornton]

Brendon urie :3

[Zyumii]

This seems like it is more accurate for Mormons in Utah. Maybe that's just me lol

[ScrappyMagoo]

@Zyumii totally, when they visit Florida, i also say to myself, you guy's actually say that stuff!

[gunnerysargent2]

Lol he was like forgpt to pray

[ewolfgramm]

im a mormon and we can drink cola just not to much

[IsabelleStrachan]

holy hot buttered jesus….what a babe

[byuvolleyballer17]

jimmeeerrr!



[fauxthephoenix]

Son of a bishop!

[weechristine]

...whoever's idea it was to make all the missionaries 19 year old men.... knew what they were doing when expanding a religion.

[sregi22]

How do magnets work??

[kristalvick]

I'm Catholic and I know very little about Mormonism but this is hilarious. They should do a part 2.

[macdaddyfuzzy]

Jimmer!

[hartt299]

Damnnn he's hottt

[NonRandomNonSense]

Well done! I wanted to do a video like this, but I knew it wouldn't be accurate (or funny) enough since I'm not LDS. Thanks for including a glossary!

[digi9ten]

Jimmer!

[RawrRiza]

That donut one reminded me of a Tim Hawkins sketch. "Lord, bless this bag of Cheetos. And this jumbo Dr. Pepper, Lord. Somehow make this nourish us in some way...Change the cheeto into a carrot stick on the way down. Spirit of low carb ran down on me now!"

[jrtl21]

Are you a mormon? :)

Btw, mormons don't drink coffee?

[parkerwithaplan]

@jrtl21 Ultimately all mormons have their choice as to what they want to do, but yes, it is strongly advised that we do not!

[bronxbearbud]

@jrtl21 Yes, Mormons consider coffee or anything with caffeine to be "satanic" (including the CHOCOLATE on that doughnut). I guess Mitt won't be getting many votes in Hershey, PA. But hey, at least black PEOPLE stopped being "satanic" in 1978. Yes, 1978. OMG! Romney sat in a racist church for 31 years! No nomination for you, Mitt!

[amandalincoln805]

@bronxbearbud NOT TRUE IM MORMON i drink coke and guess what i also drink coffee! wow you really no nothing about mormons.

[LoveMeansTennis]

@bronxbearbud

Doctors have proven that an average mormon has a healthier heart than an average non-mormon, and not drinking coffee is a strong contribution to that fact.

There has never been anything in our doctrine about avoiding caffeine. Many mormons just choose to do so because of the health risks included in heavily caffeinated drinks. And umm....I'm not sure where you got mormons thinking that chocolate is satanic...lol

[deathonlanding]

@LoveMeansTennis As a non-mormon who doesn't drink coffee, I agree!

[SuperBabsie08]

@bronxbearbud In 1978, the majority of people were still racist. And we don't consider anything "satanic". There are some things that are unhealthy and addictive, that's all.

[badabadaboom7]

@bronxbearbud It isn't "satanic", just a healthier way of living. Caffeine keeps the body up way longer than it should and affects the proper sleep cycle. We keep "strict" commandments because we CHOOSE to, and because we believe that with every covenant comes a blessing.

[zane1963]

@badabadaboom7 Caffeine does'nt keep me up. I drink it right up until bedtime. You have been drinking too much "Church" Kool-aid. That will rot your brain, and give you weight gain, and cavities. Why is it "Church" members drink hot chocolate, it has more caffeine in it per serving than coffee does. How about all the Pepsi, and Mt Dew Mormons drink, more caffeine tha a cup of coffee. Beside coffee has lots of anti-oxidents, ya know the stuff that fights cancer.

[notshybutterfly]

@jrtl21 no coffee drinking ;)

[missmac16]

i'm a mormon, and i don't think i've ever said any of these things haha. except for oh my gosh and fetch and stuff. but hey, you win some you lose some right?(:

[talkindurinthemovie]

you can't get into heaven your black...jk I'm just being a troll :/

[SierraJorgensen88]

I don't know how to say this, but will you marry me? hahahahahahahaha

[MoonlightArsenica]

son of a bishop!

[Kbaybee777]

You're a babe. (: And you're funny. Life must be easy for you. ;)

[TayMad666]

My whole family is Mormon, as am I....I hear this stuff all the time....GOSHDANGIT....haha

[megaead69]

Mormons are pretty funny!! Nice people too..

[FeedmeJUice]

LOL! I love this and Im not even mormon!

[nafanua123]

say these things all the time at efy i love you! XD

[Makeupandmusic001]

I used to work in a Ice Cream store that was run by Mormons, and this is SO accurate.

[ilovecamjoslin]

bahahaha my boyfriends Mormon and he says fetch all the time!! died laughing at this??

[realcali17]

mmMMM MMM! Something about Mormon boys are so sexy.

[snwbordinlife5]

hahahahahaha all my friends are lds..and ive picked up a TON of this shiz...hahahaha

[HeyBabes909]

The funny thing is this is all true. I have heard/said most of these things.

[torazn]

if you grab my soda i would snap ur wrist

[shortstuffsteph2]

youre hot.

[MandeeSparkle]

no no no! That's got caffeine HAHAHAHAH!

"On my mission...."

[mirrormagic]

If all Mormon guys look like him I'm converting.

[kaitlynpaigee1]

Oh my gosh.... You're so cute! Haa(:

[KeishaAcuff]

I am a Mormon and I have only used like half of these sayings, I feel like I am lacking something. I must use them now.

[luvdeath12]

Lol funny vid, haha ur so cute ;)

[Gladpot361]

I thought is said " sh*z morons say"

[DaniDanimalz]

this was cute!

[abdulhakim06]

Jimmer!! lol

[SelenaLuvGomez]

i love you and whats a mormon??

[artisticallychic]

@SelenaLuvGomez

"Mormon" is a nickname given to members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. We are a Christian denomination. If you would like to know more, message me:) we're pretty cool peeps.

[nellietwo]

I approve this message...(:

[MisterBrightsiide]

Thumbs up if you are Mormon AND drinking caffeine while watching this video.

[micahpatzke]

bless this donut to strengthen & nourish my body, amen

[rebekahah]

Haha just made my day ^_^

[MikePattonFan24]

I have never said anything like that.

[jdha07]

@parkerwithaplan You shouldn't have to count them lmao

[kandikid2308]

All the mormons just get prettier

[12thLeveIWizardKing]

lol I didn't get any of this. Good thing you explained it in the video description, though. What does "Jimmer" mean, that you yelled a bunch of times?