Alex

[Konaustin113]

Now all they're missing is BOB, Smiledog, And Jeffie

[IkaTheDragolf]

ding dong

[singingginger]

who the fuck is alex? is he talking about marble hornets....no?? im lost

[13MemoryStar13]

@singingginger Alex is Jeff's brother. 

[HomicidalTeaBreak]

IT'S THE RAKE!!! 

[DoofusInc]

isn't Evan supposed to be a tecnhophobe? Why is he wearing a Bioshock shirt?

[GreatFox42]

@DoofusInc It's possible he doesn't know what Bioshock is.

[TheKieranNG]

@DoofusInc he plays xbox lmfao

[Coolz256]

Evan "what are you doing?"

Alex "Calling vinny"

Evan "well lets just se how that goes."

Something tells me alex isn't the sharpest rake in the closet

[Coolz256]

Evan-Official bad ass, and ultimate troll

[buddypowe]

lol ding dong

[kmp1191]

Evan- Master Rake Trapper.

[Mrzigaza]

I was scared but then i saw his shirt and i was like, "Oh, Bioshock." and i couldn't think bout anything else after that.

[VanillaSilver]

5:05 I love how Slendy's just hangin' out, waiting for y'all to find his cousin.

[Rainbowfox24]

It's obvious Slendy works for GLaDOS and is finding victims for Apature science D:

[darkoakpaw]

Really digging Evan's Bioshock shirt.

-Rake

[ArtemusCain666]

3:33 Well motherfoker.

[TFEF2]

Dammit, I'm watching this at 5am and when Evan joked about getting pulled in, I just freaking lost it and almost screamed. Then The Rake goes all like "I'm in here!", aaaahhhh man it's not a good idea to do what I'm doing DX

[thegiraffeslayer]

@TFEF2 did the same thing last night.......yea horrible idea

[Kraele]

"That thing is dangerous." - talking about the Rake. And Slenderman isn't dangerous?

[AliCat42]

Well you're brave, I sure as hell wouldn't be looking under the bed even if I was armed.

[feeblepizza]

USB, Evan. USB.

[OnyxNecron]

Notice at the beginning of the video evan says that there isnt security cameras in jeffs house but the camera veiw is from a tall angle, think about what kind of perspective is needed to record something like that

[mozfromnoise]

I really like the way he says "...what the fuck?!"

[MrCrapDude]

How do these guys aford all this stuff, Do they have dayjobs? They're way too young to be retired...

[CrazyRess]

Oh, Evan. You sexy fuckable little bastard. -3

[qedftgddd]

These are still fitness video's guys!!! It teaches you how to run after and away from Slenderman and how to combat the anomalies!

[dj09ish]

alex looks so much like Christopher Eccleston

[UnholyGenocide]

@dj09ish Not really. o_O Similar hair I guess, but that's about it.

[foxmccould1]

Evan: Awesome, don't to be fucked with, not computer lingo-ed

Vince: Savvy, awesome beard, holds people back

Jeff: Sad, Emo, soon to be hurt or kidnapped, i am sorry jeff, but right now you are turning into a little tim from marblehornets

[Selunei]

It's hard to concentrate on what they're saying when The Decemberists keep showing up. Just wanna sing along.

[harrylane4]

To all the people who were wondering what the rake was whispering, I think it was "I am" and then It just went apesh*t

[SKERCHY]

great. Just another thiing to fear and vlog about.us

[pspdude106]

rakes in the closet XD

[Xbalanque84]

Why is Alex so concerned about alerting his parents yet not apparently concerned about their reaction to the chains about his door?

[floisheremuch]

I love evan. Best character of all the vlogs about slendy.

[alexrulez22]

6:25 Who you gonna call? RakeBusters? 

[jameswashere187]

Its called the rake

[1337w0n]

FLASH DRIVE it is called a USB Flash Drive

[pinkgoth6]

...your phones ring`n XD

[VohnExel]

LOL I think this is my favorite video so far! I love the way they just deal with it by chaining the door up and being like "Well...yeah."

[rmorris142]

OOOOOOHHHH THE CLOSEST

oh god i love him

[GuildCarver]

Hide yo kids hide yo wife.

[2cool4you27]

lol your phones ringning XD

[jazzlaroux]

Evan I love your shirt. :D

[donwantstobesedated]

He's climbin in yo windows? Slicin yo people up?

[shutupsilentjim]

@donwantstobesedated @GuildCarver Hide yo kids, hide yo wife,. and hide yo brother

Cause they rakin' everybody out here

[babyminnow]

It's bullshit, I did not cut Alex, I did not, I DID NAHT. Oh hai Jeff and Evan.

[Dragyrn1456]

OHAI RAKE

[DORproductions117]

Oh... not THAT Alex? Never mind...

[mlpdragon]

God, Evan is such a badass, going after the rake with a knife and a bioshock tshirt like it's nothing. Man when he finally gets his hands on Slendy...

[Orthropox14]

thats a niceass bioshock shirt

[BringMeTheNERDTURTLE]

"But you dint notice because you've been such a SAD PANDA lately!" (Or something like that)

Burst out laughing right there. Evan is boss/beast/god.

[ESR1992]

Um.... so what's going on anymore? What the hell is a rake, where's Slenderman?

[rrroba]

@ESR1992 ht tp://creepypasta.wikia.com/wik­i/The_Rake Here you go. The rake is an awesome evil entity. It stares at you in your sleep and gets really pissy if you happen to see it

[peteypiranha128]

Their lack of fear or any logical sense whatsoever really ruined this one for me :/

[KasumiKime]

I swear it sounds like Evan said at the door, I'm gonna kill you mother f***er!

[xXForgttenSoulXx]

I lost it at "Something sneaking into his room, and slicing his fucking arms and shit"

[kshensley11]

i definitely wouldn't be in the same house as that thing :P

[LaRaza165]

is it just me or do they seem way too calm about having a freaking i am legend demon in their house. if that was me i'd GTFO! and move to south america xD

[animemaster446]

If the creepy dude could get into Alex's room, surely he can find a way of getting into the other guy's room. Just moving a room over isn't exactly going to protect them from him, right??

[Inn0c3ntGuy]

So instead of leaving the house all together they just move him over a room??? Regardless of the fact that Evan is badass incarnate, call me crazy but if I don't have the means (like oh idk a gun???) of killing something like that I'd call over some people who do or GTFO. (o-0)

[fusionhah]

i betcha it's the rake.

[Duffman3005]

I laughed when Evan looked under the bed "Better make sure Slendy isn't under here by checking... WITH MY BIG ASS KNIFE!"

[LunaticBunnyofEvil]

*Walks into the room*

Yeah-What the fuck.

This is what it does! D:

Jesus, that made me laugh.

[NFSkywalker507]

The Shankhill Butchers wanna catch you...awake.

[powersoftritone]

Evan is a boss

[Insomniacwithnolife]

Da fuck is that thing D:

[hehehe88]

You know, with the theory of the Rake working with Slenderman and it being animalistic, what if it chose Alex to attack of all people, because of the fact it has that visage of the slenderman? Albeit, crude, maybe it's confused or insulted, or a mixture of both, which is why it tortures him, instead of off-right kill him.

Also, Evan, Bit of a dick. In retrospect, the thing was probably sleeping until Evan screamed, and woke it up, and pissed it off.

[99Kalinda]

5:07 it's not slendy it's jsut one of the guys' reflection

[AriesGoddess93]

lol I was wondering why the fuck Alex decided to call Vinny... WHEN JEFF HAD VINNY'S PHONE RIGHT THERE

[SillyRedHats]

i thought evan was adorable in the beginning but now he's getting really rash. poor guy hes alll fucked up =/

[MegLikesCookies]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

[TozWozEar]

I have the same van Gogh right by my bed. Err... I'm not opening my closet tonight.

[CantBeOutdone]

My closet looks a FUCKING LOT LIKE ALEX'S. D:

[reaper7876]

@Fantasylion Or... THE ZOMBIFIED SLENDERRAKE OF LOVECRAFTIAN FOLIAGE

[willow82694]

evan, you are the bravest man i've ever known...seen on video.

[IrationalReaper]

Any one kniw wut the rake whispered????

[IRJ53I]

@IrationalReaper "I am the Rake" is what I made out of it.

[doctordoom85]

@IrationalReaper "I AM IN HERE, EVAN!"

[IrationalReaper]

The rake be trollin in ya closet

[VINCIEHALO]

Strange Eldritch horrors, Slenderman, the Rake, dead people. At least they saved the Iphone.

[CupcakeMcPuffersons]

Quit being such a sad panda, Jeff.

[Haruverse]

It's kind of odd that Evan is unable to use most modern technology but he apparently plays Bioshock.

Also, the dude is awesome. What else can you say about someone who attacks eldritch abominations with a knife and baseball bat?

[DarkTyler359]

God damn evil monkey fucking shit up in people's rooms!

[coolnewend]

Am I the only one who imagines the Rake as a crawler zombie from Black Ops? :P

[MsAnnoyingComment]

I love how Evan starts talking to Alex in such a fatherly tone. :D

[sadeater]

Yer phone's ringin. Lmfao!

[chicabelle16]

Does anyone else think it's hilarious that the song playing in Jeff's room is "Shankill Butchers" by The Decemberists?

[angiebabe222]

@bonbondoodle Vinny's phone was found in Alex's closet. Alex said he was gonna call Vinny to ask about his phone, so he called his cell. That's supposed to show how messed up Alex actually is, that he's not thinking properly.

[Bonbondoodle]

I didn't get the last part. Can somebody help me out? What was with the phone thing?

[MrUkstriker]

LOLOLOL Transcribed audio is the win

[isaiaheverin]

what the fuuuck, why is this shit so crazy. I want to say "better than marblehornets," but now it's 3AM and I'm not going to be able to fucking sleep, so I guess I should say "worse."

[twilightgirl4343]

I love Evan's tee shirts... and the way he called Jeff a Sad Panda :P

[toaaxxon123]

hello animal controll..

hello, we got a fucking RAKE in our closet, can you come and release it in da forest? :D

[ABR0733]

ahhh if only that alex kid could act!!!

[IIEasyLivingII]

lol that was an epic "what the fuck ._." by evan ^^

[linksfood]

anyone else notice the dagger evan now seems to carry?

[MegaDoubleA]

"HOLY SHIT! Haha, I'm just fuckin' with ya....."

"....RAAAAAAAAA!"

Oh lawdy. x3

[emoneko585]

jeff has a fine taste in art.

[KeannaCasey]

I like how there's a monster in the room, and the thing they're worried about is only having one bed.

[delilahguerra21]

"Oh you're gonna call? Cool"

"your phone is ringing"

[kedrobomb]

i like this one alot. I love how the rooms all fucked up

[Octoshark19]

omg the Bioshcok 2 shirt. More reasons why Evan is my favorite!

No offense other Hybrids...

[Alhelir]

- hello animal control

- yes, a slenderman get in the closet, again, we shuted the room, can you came and take it back to the woods please?

[jrdrag1201]

lol *knock-knock* (slenderman's voice)- WHAT?!?!?!?!

[infantryalex]

i shat my self

[wiiluigi1998]

if anyone is wanting to know where the footage was taken place, it was from wickedstickyalex.

[Tohluse]

Is it just me? Or does Evan do crazy shit when he's got the Bioshock shirt on?

Maybe he's splicing off camera.

[R0ttinc0rpse]

lol Evan why are u such a sad panda???

[Icalasari]

I love how you guys think a dagger and a bat can stop Slenderman/The Rake/The Minotaur/Cthulhu/Frankenstein'­s Monster/Whatever the fuck else is trying to kill you guys

[Kumajirou13]

I heard this: I...*trails off for a few seconds* I AM IN HERE EV-*crashing*

[Annihal101]

@Kumajirou13

A common thing that may have originated from the original story is 'I am the Rake.'

I kind of hear 'I am..." but then whatever comes after is drowned out by crashing/roaring/them freaking out.

[Xxknickerbockers]

@Annihal101 It is really hard to hear. I think it says, "I am here" or "I am in here." after Evan says there's nothing in there.

[Angeldemonboy]

@Annihal101 Now that you mention it, yeah. If you pay attention, you can totally here it say "I am.." then roar or whatever before they react.

[alexrulez22]

@Angeldemonboy i thought it sounded like it said "I'm in here...." or something

[Xbalanque84]

@Angeldemonboy ...Sweet Jesus...

[NeptuneNetwork]

Well, this isn't so bad...

*Loud roar*

... I wasn't planning on wearing these pants again anyway...

[KandyKabaret]

5:04 Slenderman in the mirror...

[jusfint]

@KandyKabaret Holy shit you're right.

[Cryogenicmonkey]

@KandyKabaret No it isn't

[HanyouShinobi]

Sounds like the creatures from "The Decent." Except they're not in the caves anymore. Heh.

[TimurAmir6]

SlendeRake? We are all fucked.

[grmmripper]

I laughed quite a bit at the end

[M3LZAR]

What's the song playing in Jeff's room?

[LeoDeGrand]

The Rake is from Narnia........

[Omegian14]

What I find pretty creepy is Alex said "I don't want my parents to hear this." Alex's parents are dead aren't they?

[DiceFTW273]

If I was there when Evan faked us out I woulda kick him in the balls! Real dick move!

[pierreluver4life]

I know you guys have a crawlsp- what the fuck?

[Paplaete]

5:37

Is it me, or is it saying "I aaammm MAD AT EVAN!"

[ShadowReiku]

@Paplaete I'm pretty sure he's saying "I AM here, Evan!"

[Trialtrex21]

@Paplaete now someone just has to make a sound like that and paste it into this video :3

[KITTYandROO]

Lol

Sad Panda

[Tinklou86]

God, Evan is hot.

[DerangedMonkey42]

"did you ever think to look in... what the fuck?" lol

I love it.

[doseiaisha]

which one is vinny and jeff and alex again?

[blackcat8sb]

lol loved the ending "your phones ringing"

[MonickerL]

@blackcat8sb I've been watching these videos from EverymanHYBRID's user page and checked the comments for this video just to see if anybody else laughed at that.

[EvilJesusWTF]

too bad Slendy is too much of H4X for any of Evan's silly ideas to work

[r3ini]

The slenderman meets the rake.

[Daryan55TV]

4:49 I hear an iPhone!! :D

[TeamKarasu]

Evan

Y u so cool

:C <33

[Drawkid50]

Oh, Evan. He's never afraid to get shit done.

If he dies, Vinnie, Jeff, and Alex are fucked. They would've lost their psycho knife buddy.

[Harusama]

Oh Shit.. The Rake shop at Apple

[Shireu]

Well done guys, another episode of nearly pissing myself.

[Atma505]

4:47 - 4:50 is a magical little moment

[CAPCBMERRITT]

"Ahhh Jesus dude! didnt you think to look in there? I mean I know yall don't cross or anything-OH WHAT THE FUCK?"

[henryyydarkkk]

Breaking the 4th wall for a sec: Really enjoying these but this kinda blew it for me, didn't believe any of the actors (Alex is the worst) and their actions made no sense (I know, I'll sleep on the floor next door to the evil murderous monster). The wheels are coming off.

[CAPCBMERRITT]

@henryyydarkkk

Wait, who is this?

[EvilJesusWTF]

@henryyydarkkk when it comes to a slendy series, no one thinks logically for the most part, Evan so far is the only one who seems to have his head int he right direction with actually trying to fight it off instead of running like what Marble Hornets does, in fact all MH does is LETS GO FIND OUT WHAT IS IN HERE! *looks inside* NOPE! NUH UH! NEVER AGAIN! Really I think they are trying to keep a close eye on the The Rake instead of just abandoning their house

[Genomefreak177]

Evan should get his own meme

[dergrobmann]

Okay, now I am REALLY scared of you guys.

[VangeistXIII]

Evan, I swear to god I want you as my hunting buddy.

[SapphireNightLupin]

To Evan,

Run away with me. We will go Slenderman hunting, and remember ranged weapons and explosives. <3 It will be beautiful, and we shall grow close while exterminating creepies.

[quittersremedy]

I've been enjoying this but it's a little overboard unrealistic when you're cracking jokes seconds after a close encounter with a hostile supernatural creature.

[dolphin64575]

@quittersremedy maybe they're in shock, or it's their way of dealing with it. Stuff isn't as scary when you can laugh at it. 

[Alsgirlfriend]

AH! xD That scared me!

[whereismyface13]

wow, you guys really like the decemberists

[SaucyRedHead1230]

wait... THE CLOSET!!! AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK!!!!! hahahahahaha epic fail

[SpunkStalker101]

Evan is always the sucker for disturbing shit <3

[snorlax42]

Oh, Evan. Always the articulate one :)

[KhymChanur]

When the one person was standing in front of the closet, I was expecting long, inhuman arms to reach out and drag him into the darkness. But I guess that's not a Slender Man type thing.

[shoemy89]

@KhymChanur It might be... But it wasn't Slenderman in that closet.

[Annihal101]

@KhymChanur

Well, how about pale arms with giant fucking claws on the finger tips reaching out and pulling him?

[KillerCheesepuffx]

Let's just add masky and Satan to complete the circle of being fucked over

[SpazAlert004]

Haha, now THAT'S a KNOIFE xD

[VBallxAnimeRoxUrSox]

lololol

"Jeff, your phone is ringing."

[MyOrphanedMind]

FUUCK the Rake can SPEAK?

AHHHH

[valiare1947]

@MyOrphanedMind Yeah, haven't you read the stories? He always speaks to the people he stalks.

[Kensurashi]

ok so there is something in your closet that slices your arm up and trashes you room in 20 sec without making noise and you dont tell your brother? wtf id fucking run away and burn the fucking house to the ground. and evan really needs to learn some manners.