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  • fakin video of shit

  • well "ask her out" cuz if you want her to be more then just a friend then really its already uncomfortable for you just having her only as a friend anyway when you know you want her as more so if she says no then its a no and both of you can move on and continue being friends and if its too uncomfortable just being friends after she said no then oh well it would have been unconformable for you not asking her out anyway and if she says yes then hey your good to go so "ASK HER OUT!"

  • hhhaaahaha LOL you're the best!

  • actually I guess you have only had like 5 comments in the last 5months, but still 500 replies is pretty good!

  • ok what the poop! 5months down the line and still replying to EVERY comment

    either this account has like 100 useres or somebody needs to open the curtains! :)

  • or maybe this is somebody's JOB?

  • You are a very attractive woman, with good common sense. I like the advice you deal out to those who contact you. One other thing, if I may be so bold as to say you have very sexy feet, and should show them off more often.

  • EJeans awesome.

    Poor guy. Jeans right, shes being so thoughtless to his feelings. RUN HONEY RUN! Theres ladies out there that would not dream of doing that to you :)

  • SashaKuroi, My Kumquat,

    We are in sheer

    agreement on this

    one. Thank you

    for sharing, Luv!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Bullshit .. Favorited: 143 times ??

  • DamnFun, My Daft One,

    Sorry to make you

    a little jelly.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • AskEJean, my g,

    I do believe if you sit in that stiff chair in any more awkward positions, you will soon be in need of a chiropractor. I reccomend sitting in the chair normally to avoid this!

    LATERZ BO'

    RICH_UNIT

  • LagWagon, My Lark,

    I sincerely appreciate

    your concern, but my

    spine is just fine!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Have you considered doing your video topless? I think it would gain more attention.

  • MeDavid1111, My Doll,

    Attention, maybe.

    Respect, certainly

    not! Sorry to

    disappoint.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • MilyVole, You Volatile Vermin,

    And you're so smart

    that you misspelled

    dumb. Hehe.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Who the fuck are you to tell people what to do? Stupid woman

  • PlaneHazza, Pitiful One,

    I wouldn't be offering

    if they hadn't asked.

    Who are you to inquire?

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • You're insane. Calling off a wedding over her hanging out with a friend just because that friend happens to be male? Get over the fact that YOU happen to be incapable of being in that situation without it turning into sex. Some of us in the world realize that you can have a non-sexual meaningful friendship with a member of the opposite sex. Your advice is destructive, thoughtless, and ignorant.

  • SMSDHubbard, You Ninny,

    I'm terribly sorry to

    disappoint you, but

    your vaguely impressive

    vocabulary does little

    to make up for your

    inability to read a

    situation.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • E. Jean,

    I'm sure that you have always had people telling you that you are talented at reading a complex situation that has been compressed into 6-7 sentences. The fact is, however, that there is not enough data present to make any judgment.

    When you are answering a letter, do you ask yourself what will genuinely help the poor sap who asked for advice, or do you ask yourself what will get you more subscribers looking for entertainment at the expense of others?

    -D.

  • SMSDHubbard, My Humbug, It's interesting that you feel this way considering the fact that our society bases such a large percentage of our feelings about others on a moment's stare and little other information. The advice I give is at no one's expense; I answer questions of those who seek my guidance. Ravishing Regards, E. Jean
  • Dude,your a complete dope. This financee wants to go spend 9 days with someone she met on Myspace a few months ago and you think that is ok? Your probably one of these 21st century pansy husbands that doesn't have a vocabulary beyond the words "Yes dear."

  • First, learn to use the correct form of "You're."

    Second, is it so "pansy" to think that MAYBE she isn't screwing around with this other guy? Oh, I get it. Rushing to judgment is manly. Is that it?

    Get real.

  • SMSDHubbard, You Silly Thing,

    I did use "your" correctly.

    Why don't you brush up on

    YOUR grammar before

    bothering me again?

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • E. Jean,

    If you would bother to look at the reply for a moment, and it is very telling that you fail to do this, you would see that my grammatical critique applied to the user colekingsly. Once again, you go off using your precious first-impression instincts. How's that working out for ya?

    -D.

  • SMSDHubbard,

    Interesting... Although,

    it was entirely unclear

    to whom that portion of

    your note was addressed,

    as it is separated by

    a new paragraph. Now,

    be gone. You bore me.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • E. Jean,

    On this "Internet" thing, messages tend to be in what we call "Threads." By observing these threads, one can see who a reply was directed towards. I know that such subtleties are difficult for one so off-the-cuff as yourself to get used to, but they REALLY do help!

    By looking at the threading of the messages, it is rather easy to see who that critique was directed towards.

    Always willing to give GOOD advice to those desperately in need,

    SMSDHubbard

  • SMSDHubbard, My Darling, Your condescending attitude and lack of class are a pity. I'm sorry if my internet savvy has disappointed you, but I don't recall asking for your opinion or advice! Ravishing Regards, E. Jean
  • ColeKingsly, My Cunning Man,

    Auntie E echoes your

    sentiment with clarity

    and assurance. The

    man was blind and

    needed some help.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • and that girl in the letter is a whore!

  • MaryStewart, You Fox,

    Your silly words are

    a joy. Thank you

    for sharing them with

    Auntie Eee!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • she's pretty!

  • Rock on Sister!!!!! I hear you!

  • BroadwayAmy, My Minx,

    Your words are an

    inspiration!  Just

    fabulous, my dear.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Oh my god how stupid can he be!

    Sell the ring an go with your mates to a topless bar

    and have fun man! she wants to!

    Dump the bitch! hopefully she falls for some big no nonsense biker dude who knock's shit outta her scanky ass just for lookin at another guy!

  • WhiteKnight, You Handsome Devil,

    Your witty commentary

    has me giddy with delight!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • esto es una caca, de video vieja cagada

  • LastDragon, My Lark,

    Well, alright, then.

    I hope your words

    translate into lurve.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Yep, good advice!! So she met "robert" online a few months ago and is going to spend 9 days with him and nothing is going on?? Oh yeah, sure sure!!

  • ZX12R1, My Zenith,

    My thoughts exactly.

    Shameful, really!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • u know dorky chicks like u turn me on too...

  • Clanker, My Knave,

    Oh my goodness!

    I'm not sure if

    I should take

    that as a compliment,

    but I will!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • No, it's much more cerebral than that. ClankerX is quoting Freddy Prince Jnr from Scooby Doo the movie :)

  • Popitinpete, My Pet,

    Thank you for this

    clarification.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • he has every right to be mad, if my man did it, he would no longer be my man. GOOD ADVICE. i love your personality and videos. keep them coming.

  • ArtIsMyLife25, My Honey Britches,

    I couldn't agree more.

    Thank you for your

    kind words!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • great advice. i just wonder if he took it.

  • MandaPanda, My Minx,

    Well, I certainly

    hope so!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I luff your advice. Mind my 'slang'. Great advice ^-^

    I love your hair too. I'm deffinitley going to subscribe to you now. :D

  • Kitten1042, My Kumquat,

    Thank you darling!

    This news is beyond

    fabulous.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Very good advice as usual. Quite to the point! which is why yuo're EJean and no one else is. Who came up with the great color scheme for your clothes and the chair? They look very good, the way everything is put together (not to mention you personally).

  • Ringu, My Darling,

    Thank you for your

    sweet words. I'm

    so delighted that

    you dig the look!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • oh your a women

  • Snipingpyro, My Scoundrel,

    Why, yes I am. Thank

    you for sharing this

    observation.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I am fine sweety, thanks. Did you have any vacation?

  • SuperflyGR, Sassypants,

    Every day is a vacation

    if you have the right

    outlook!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • IeanaScores, My Unicorn,

    I certainly shall,

    darling!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Richard, You Handsome Fellow,

    It is beyond fabulous

    to hear from you,

    my precious.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I blame MySpace, specifically Rupert Murdoch.

  • Sadministrator, My Sweet,

    Interesting theory.

    I have considered

    this as well.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • >=[ im about pissed right now u fucker now im at the point.

  • Clanker, You Clunking Moron,

    The point of what exactly?

    I'm not afraid of your

    nasty words, Luv.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • RichardThripp, My Rogue,

    Anything is possible!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • You are definitely right on this one. How can this dude even have any doubts that she's just going to bone that Texas guy? I mean, honestly...they met online, and she's going to stay with him for 9 days? It's pretty obvious what that's all about.

  • PossessedNintendo, My Pet,

    Sometimes we need others

    to shed some light on

    the things we cannot see.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • holy shit the horse at the end freaked me out

  • Kanashisou, Sweets,

    I'm sorry to hear

    that but so happy

    that you made it

    to the end!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Oh, EJean,,,,you are great! I just found you!

  • Lllooorrriii2006, My Luv,

    I am infinitely thrilled

    to know we have found

    each other. You are a

    wonderful specimen.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • umm that's kinaa Gayyy

  • Hollisterxoxo47, My Haughty Trollop,

    So glad to hear you're

    so happy to be here.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Thats pretty simple

  • Asher99, My Angel,

    Why, yes, I like to

    think so. Thank

    you for your pleasant

    words.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • that is true? where can i find out about my ball sack questions in which i want to ask a lady in a chair?

  • KyleMonkey, You Cunning Beast,

    Very funny, Luv, really.

    Glad you adored the vid.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • >={ im reaaaaaal pissed off right now u AskEJean person but i hav no idea wut u talkin about and this stuff is totally weird and random and if u reply to this i will get mor pissed then ever and take out my gun shoot ur video on my computer until it gone foreverrrrrrrrrr

  • ClankerX, You Hot-Headed Teen,

    Your words are an

    absolute delight

    for their pathetic

    nature. Please

    bore someone else

    with this nonsense.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Hello hello Jean, how are you?

  • SuperFly, My Kumquat,

    I am well, thank you.

    And you?

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • WHAT THE **** IS THIS???

  • Poland10000, My Pet,

    Who knows? But

    welcome, anyway...

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • lol well at least i have found my comments now :D haha

  • CutiePie, My Kumquat,

    That is thrilling!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • What's wrong with Texan or Texans?

  • TheOneLeon, MY Darling,

    Nothing at all... who

    said there was?

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

    P.S. The problem

    here is infidelity,

    not the state in

    which it takes

    place!

  • You did my dear, watch your emphasis.

  • TheOneLeon, My Sweet,

    Not really. I know

    what you're implying,

    but I vehemently

    disagree.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Haha, this advising service, nice thing to see on youtube...!

  • 8R8, My Sugarlips,

    So pleased to hear

    it, my pet. You

    are beyond delish.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • well, i had like some comments like a long time before. but then i would go away for a little while and then i would come back and i couldnt find my comment that i made (or at least "think" i made) and then ya...thats it :P but o well

  • CutiPi137, My Sweets,

    No idea what that was

    all about! Thank

    Heaven you're back in

    action now.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • SO FUCKING TRUE!!

  • Eeka331, My Ethereal Nymph,

    So glad to hear you say

    it, despite the use of

    profanity! Haha.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Is this a joke? :|

  • Kreternal, My Saucypants,

    Why, no, darling.

    It's all quite

    real indeed.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Neat-O.

  • Hard to believe the guy she's talking about couldn't figure it out on his own to call it off, but as P.T. Barnum said "There's a sucker born every minute".

  • Bowling, My Sir Galahad,

    Auntie E absolutely must

    agree. I sincerely hope

    the chap came to his

    senses!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Love it! Subscribed. :)

  • HowIFeelRightNow, You HoneyLips,

    It's a pleasure to hear

    you say it. How absolutely

    wonderful, my sweet.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • this AskEJean person is pissing me off... i dont know wut she is talking about sigh.......

  • ClankerX, You Little Devil,

    Oh, relax, my cherub.

    Auntie E never asked

    you to stop by...

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • lol . . . nice finale, re: longevity of his vitals.

  • Otakursed, My Pet,

    How fab that you liked

    the finale, my sweet

    cheeks. I think it was

    pretty saucy.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • i love the advice but i gotta know in the begining of the clip were are the pic's from like who draws them?

    xoxo niki (///. 0)

  • Xp, My Little Cupcake,

    All artwork is done

    by Jame Gustavson.

    Thank you for asking!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • wow they're great artists

    xoxo niki (///. 0)

  • Xp, Peaches,

    Thank you for that.

    I'll be sure to

    pass that along.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Kickin the knowledge.

  • DoubleDizzie1, My Daring Doll,

    I aim to please, my

    sweet. So glad to

    hear Your Royal

    Dizziness was

    dazzled.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • your well cool

  • Dilanoshi, My Pet,

    And you're, well...

    articulate! I lurve

    it doll. Keep the

    sweet words coming.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • E.Jean...i keep losing my comments

    help!!!!!

  • Cutiepi137, My Precious,

    What comments? Please

    tell Auntie E the entire

    story behind your upset,

    my darling.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • BudderBread, My Budding Artist,

    I will certainly do that.

    Fabulous, Doll.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Jean, what color panties are you wearing, if any?

  • FatGuy, You Saucy Devil,

    Auntie E doesn't answer

    such questions, my pet!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Doesn't Diane Keaton already have this 'gig'??

  • BillBlakeSPFX, My Minx,

    Although Diane Keaton is

    beyond wonderful, we have

    entirely different jobs.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • I know...

    Was just 'messin' with ya'; you kinda' resemble her in this particular piece, what with the glasses and hair, and all... Plus, the gestures and voice are very similar too.

    I stumbled on this by accident; just had to have a 'peek', and leave a comment.

    Nice, professional work; it's good to see real PROS here!!

  • I agree!

  • GimmeABreakMan, Sweetcheeks,

    Well, then, we are all

    in agreement. Lovely!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • It's obvious that the women is being unfaithful. Save yourself and get out. You should be selfish sometimes and realize that it's your life too.

  • BottleOfBlack, My Bashful Bloke,

    Absolutely right! She's a

    saucy pants with a lying

    problem and he needs to

    hightail it out of there

    STAT.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • If it's just a friend, she shouldn't have a problem with her fiance tagging along. You'd think her "friend" would love to meet her new fiance. If my friend just got engaged, I'd love to meet their new fiance.

    If your fiancee objects - dump her. She's not faithful.

  • Fuzzywzhe, My Peach,

    I absolutely concur.

    I knew something

    fishy was up the

    first time I read

    this depressing

    letter.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • This is borin but its nice that you do this for ppl

  • OhioBBY, My Honey Britches,

    I can't express how

    delighted I am to

    hear constructive

    and respectful

    criticism instead

    of a bitter rant.

    Thank you Luv.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

  • Sin, You Devil,

    What a terrible thing

    to say. Ew.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Solid advice. I was expecting some feminist crap about how he should trust her and get over his insecurities. I know if I asked to spend a week with an old girl friend after I just proposed marriage, I would have been castrated on the spot.

  • Justy, My Knave,

    Auntie E couldn't

    agree more.

    Double standards

    are the absolute

    worst. The little

    tramp doesn't

    deserve this man.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • picking up women is like eating a reeses, theres no wrong way, especially such an attractive older woman like yourself. But my dear id hit it so hard whoever could pull me out would be king of england. (oh yeah if i was that guy whos fiancee went to texas i wouldnt worry only two things come from texas thats steers and queers, and i bet robert doesnt have horns)

  • FatGuy, Luv,

    Ha! That bit about

    the Reese's is

    terribly clever.

    I'm lurving it.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • well in that case can i bang you

  • FatGuy, Man Man,

    Is YouTube really

    the ideal place to

    pick up a woman?

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • but i don´t wanna be bang! i never had btw, i just wanna a man as good as this one, listen to Ejean youtube may be full of psycos, watch it PAL!

  • Kami, My Cunning Minx,

    You tickle me pink.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • everything just for seeing you smile, auntie Eeee.

  • Kami, Sweetcheeks,

    My darling, you

    are beyond fab.

    I just lurve it.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • i want that chair

  • Klu, My Wench,

    I'm tickled to bits

    to hear that you

    like my throne!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • yes indeed its a great throne to see an it made me happy you took time to see i watched your video

  • Klu, My Kluless Cad,

    Just kidding on the

    nickname... you're

    actually pretty darn

    fantastic!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Drnqztr, Dollface,

    Although your spamming

    is a minor irritant, I

    do adore you, my pet.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • haha nicely put...

  • Toiletavenger, My Trollymog,

    Your sweet and simply

    commentary is a sheer

    delight.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • you comented on my channel... wow...

  • Lion, Luv,

    I most certainly did,

    darling. You are

    fabulous and I had

    to reiterate it.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • one last thing.Diamond have absolutely no resale value and when you buy a women a diamond your saying you like to piss your money away.I can only imagine all the cheap sluts you would have been happy dating and banging for the price of a 2 carrot diamond.Plus you realize the numbers of south Africa children that die because of those shitting stones one way or the other

  • Eddie, My Knave,

    Once again your long-

    winded rant was a

    divine pleasure to

    take in.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • that is not all that is such a divine pleasure to take in with ravishing reguards

  • Oh, Eddie, Darling,

    Your witty commentary

    never ends.  I just

    lurve it.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Basically Robert you have not done your part to stir her emotions.basically she is not that into you and yeah she is a whore.Also Robert,remember most women will never love you for your inner goddess,Iam very sure about that

  • oh yeah Rebort have the balls to be alone and have the ball to be disliked if you don't agree with her because if you don't then in that case you don't diserve love from any women.

  • Robert your got robbed.Also Robert you will need to chang your mental frames and bacisally your belief systems on what a nice guy is.Oh and just for the record most women under 25 don't like nice guys.Nice guy is an other way to say girlfriend will a dick

  • maravilhoso

  • Fredalbano, My Man,

    I'm so glad you

    think so. You're

    smashing, doll.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • wow, what was he thinking? a man that kind to take the time and consider before kick the slut ass to the street, there just aren´t in this world, what was he doin with her I need a man like that

  • Kamirykun, My Cupcake,

    Auntie Eeee couldn't

    agree more. He would

    be wise to leave the

    little tramp at once.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • well thanks auntie Eeee, and it´s no lie on my words I WANT A MAN LIKE THAT, he is just sweet, maybe too sweet that´s why people like that woman take advantege of him

  • Kamirykun, You Foxy Lady,

    I completely agree,

    Luv. The good

    women of the world

    could use more men

    like this one.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • --HIEJEAN

    YUR ; ' D > 

    --NTRIGEN

  • Revolution, You Rogue,

    Your words are fabulously

    original and I just lurve

    the presentation.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • but, don't you think that's a little harsh?

  • hey ur an idiot she has the right idea if that girl is going off to visit a myspace friend she is doin' fo the secks

  • Zeerus7, M Pet,

    So good to hear from

    you, darling. And it

    sounds as if you and I

    share this sentiment.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • TheCocaColaArmy, You Kind Soul,

    Perhaps it's harsh, but this

    is a cruel world. We've got

    to self-preserve if we're

    going to get ahead!

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • What is this guy thinking? This is a sign, pack you bags and leave her in Texas!

  • Snerha, Sweetcheeks,

    My thoughts exactly,

    honey! The way you

    put it is v.v.v.v.

    accurate.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • Hi, I want to say to you that i like this vid! It is Amazing!

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    I think you will like this video also very much! Let's share all video's we like!

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  • MusicLover, My Muse,

    Thank you ever so much

    for sharing this bit

    of entertainment with

    Auntie E.

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • you have a very composed image

    but it seems very forced and gaudy.

    gives me chills.

    and i don't see why this was featured.

    the guy is a moron and the girl is a whore.

    end of story.

  • 22rebels22, You Over-

    Opinionated Twit,

    What interesting and

    terribly mislead things

    you have to say! I do

    agree with what you say

    about the girl. Wasn't

    that my point?

    Ravishing Regards,

    E. Jean

  • STUPID