Christmas Kisses

[livevil1989]

Holy shit that was funny.

[Kjostvedt]

I love this song.

[thehennrox]

i feel like this should be at 10,000,000 views

[AvitalzCartoonz]

...poor, poor kids...

[IrkenInvaderMaz]

WERE THERE PARENTS OKAY WITH THIS?!?!?!

[Szgerle]

>giving kids a PS3

Okay now, thats evil.

[IAmPhotoBucket]

The worst.

Unforgivable.

[weardo2]

i love this lmao

[MasterAsra]

Very nice-weird-cute-creepy.

[OatmealAreYouCrazy]

KISSHES

dunununu

[Whirlwhind1]

Why? I don't...... Why?

[GiNRAN4EVER]

oh god D:



[Thomas16105]

and once again i find myself in the weird part of YouTube again!!! DX

[Thomas16105]

why does he give the boy more kisses?! lol

[Moonhowler3]

ohhhhhhhh dearrrrr

[newsradiohead]

1:33 - Oh man, give that little boy an Oscar.

[95CLG]

Do he say Racist stick? :S

[acicon]

Pedo Claus

[mhand108]

wut im 12

[sk8rdood67]

How did I end up here?

[TRSCANN]

Why isn't this more popular???????!!!!!!!!!!

[Skynet307]

i knew a girl named jimmy

[zottelmischel]

Thanks and Happy Christmas

[Charizard1595]

im pretty sure the first girls name isnt billy lol

[TheSurfaceofTheMoon]

I refuse to be kissed in any other way than this.

[imraw17]

ps3 has no games!!!

[BobBarkerIsAGod]

God damn Jerry Sandusky what will he think of next??



[makotoOai]

The boy's reaction at 1:37 is fucking hilarious..

[bloodhit1]

Pedobear!

[Draconated]

Press 3 repeatedly for INFINITE CHRISTMAS KISSES.

[rockhsalt]

@Draconated Press 7 repeatedly for INFINITE CREEPINESS.

[cntryboycan]

....almost made me want to shave off my beard.

[XoXMCRMELODYXoX]

What the actual fuck.

[mjt1517]

That's it. I'm calling the cops.

[SuperAWaC]

1:49 should be the preview

[Ghosthand]

wut

[TheLeafhopper]

I feel like I been molested and I wasnt in this video.

[FindyQ]

@TheLeafhopper I burst out laughing when I read your comment hahaha I feel the same way...

[mjt1517]

@TheLeafhopper Is...that...a complaint? A little disappointment?

[karlacay]

@TheLeafhopper

BUT,

FUNNY!!

A

CLASSIC!!!!!!

NEXT YEAR,

YOU"L WATCH IT AGAIN!!!

[MrAluminumJacket]

Man, that guy can't seem to get that candy into his mouth for the life of him.

[ImOnEZMode]

@MrAluminumJacket Oh man, I laughed. Nice job. I was thinking the same thing the whole time.

[iDuhlan]

Fuck you mot.

Fuck you in every way imaginable.

[diehounderdoggen]

Subbed, but I have to dislike this video on principle. Sorry.

[philizitus]

my face was the whole time like: °o°

[Digadogup]

i feel sick

[C0zMiCGaming]

Second chick is fucking ugly.

[RobotSkittlez]

@C0zMiCGaming wow, that's so not cool dude...

[GamingNerd007]

Keep pressing 3 :D

[54321vlogs]

i raped the replay button hahaha xD

[SuperMaxsys]

ps3 :d

[RebelliousPatriot]

Disturbing.lol

[steve19683]

There are 100 ways to love a cat...

[MOUGHES]

f that

1111111111

[MOUGHES]

f that

[Disturbingdarkmind]

his voice is kinda cosy=)

[armadafanforever]

this is how I'm gonna kiss everyone from now on, while making that rape face afterwards :)

[davideduardoz]

we aste parner!!!!

[MegaSpooke]

This is so wrong but fucking funny

[hateliberals1]

always amazed how self centered females are, they should be happy to be kissed, but no just look at the faces, why a boy will grin when you shake his hand, but these girls....make one think.. Glad I have a dog and am NOT married.

One very happy fella,,,,,

[apcno6]

@hateliberals1 i call pedooo

[daylanrayne]

@apcno6 So now anyone films a comedy skit with kids is a pedophile ? I think you seriously need to look that definition again..or may YOU have guilty conscious.

[apcno6]

@daylanrayne oh no! how did u know? I actually jacked off to this video!!

[IMmoreRANDOMthanYOU]

Is it wrong that I pleasured myself to this video?

[mongeymould]

@IMmoreRANDOMthanYOU it would wrong if you didn't

[GmasterFunk]

Good thing he didn't get them the ps3. Got no game

[MrWesthimer]

at 1.04 is the face of a rapist

[eeliahSavor123]

Haha funny

[RafaelZatura]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Drbolla345]

Jackie is Epic. He's like the grandpa I always wanted.

[gravensata]

oohhh....... my eyes hurt!! 

[Dvb125]

pedo-santa-guy

[Newmanof88]

Tim and Eric all the way right here

[yurtaevi]

pretty cool vid!

[Kidorkman93]

I love the look on that poor boy's face.

[osodeoz]

i literally felt a part of me dieing, watching this video..................i whip for the future

[GunslingerElf]

I love you for making this video. It's hilarious! XD

[musicman9897]

where did you find children to do this

[onetoughtechie]

he finally went nuts! I blame obama....lol

[MsBadluck13]

dude i watched paranormal activity today AND THIS WAS MUCH SCARIER

[89Ingeniero]

Looks like Mr Hankey went to town on those kids

[kkdakat]

poor tony

[woohooboohoo22]

oh jhonen...

[ScribTheTreeHugger]

I think I just died a little on the inside.

[sasukesfangrl]

29 people dont like kisses

[Sehre]

Let's get some shoes

[tomnorton1]

This is fucking weird

[Geenii100]

seriously weird....

[decilios]

i rather have the ps3...

[RangePup]

Love that after the 3rd, the boy starts getting scared/creeped out

[smileyface317]

fuuuuccckkkk.......that shit is so fucked up yet hilarious at the same time! It's times like these while I'm laughing at videos like this when I wonder what the hell wrong with me.

[JuurixKaien]

the little boy looks creeped out when he's on jackie's lap.

[agnosticsalvation]

This one may send me into counseling. I've never been so thoroughly disturbed while simultaneously rolling on the floor laughing.

[drumbash111]

He gives the boy the most kisses hmmmmmmmmmmmm

[emogodfather]

Harro thar, pedo-heaven :'3

[Naeka]

Jh-jhonen, what the hell?! xD

[waaltz]

this is lovely.

[ChrisRobertsGug]

Lmfaoooo @2:10

[ChrisRobertsGug]

Lmfaoooo @2:10

[DjGrimmace]

wow this is so....pedo bear ish....>.> just cuz the kids gave him candy he kisses them....fail

[kaako86]

Ahaaaahahaha wtf.

[Tigeroovy]

Fucking kill it with fire!

[XoXMCRMELODYXoX]

Holy shit. I lol'd so hard.

[toonlink93]

What did I just watch...and why did I watch it twice?

[musicman9897]

why do i have an erection

[cowboybebop06]

1 kiss for a Chunky? That's easily a 9.

[mytastycakes69]

hey jackie, didnt you have that deep voice in the first episode you uploaded???

[VsTVital]

is this legal ahahaha

[MegF142857]

I listened to this few days ago and found myself singing it in my head today. LOL! I'm not sure if that is a good or bad thing. I guess I go with good. Now I have to listen to it again to get the song running around in my head bit more straightened out.

Happy start of Hanukkah today. Seems all those kisses would work for that too.

[BumperBo]

What is this? I don't even...

[prettyinpunk666]

I bet tony wishes he got him a rock instead.

[unremarkablism]

seriously laughed my ass off

[xXGoddessOvChaosXx]

I wonder how many people watched this because of Jhonen...



[compositesoul]

I WANT CHRISTMAS KISSES! :D

[nitromick]

YES! I'm so happy I have this song stuck in my head now. I'm gonna try this on my son. hehe! Thanks for all the vids travisandjonathan. You guys are awesome!

[BlackAzzRobb]

How can you not like this lmbo!

[Splangy1]

the PS3 is over rated anyway

[bearo657]

Is that corn in his beard? That's gross.

[travisandjonathan]

@bearo657 It's actually peanuts from a Payday bar. See? Not gross at all.

[whythewar1]

@travisandjonathan I think I'm gonna get nightmares because of this.

[melora72]

I ate chocolate about an hour before watching this. I hope it stays down.

[melora72]

I hope you paid those poor children some money to endure this. A lot of money.

[impregnent]

Beautiful! 

Except for the part where he threw the PS3 D:<

[AbsotivelyNothingful]

pedobear approves of this video

[yalinegurl1]

Disturbing

[kingarthurup]

Hey Jonathan!

I bet you don't have an ex-wife with kids!

[zigomfa]

i feel raped.... im gonna buy this album.

[zigomfa]

>8l

[musicman9897]

THIS DISTURBS ME

[PimpMatt0]

epic beard man?

[shortcakekelsey3]

I feel violated...... so violated.



[shortcakekelsey3]

I feel violated...... so violated.

[camhaef]

@shortcakekelsey3 i love you

[shortcakekelsey3]

@camhaef I just saw this.... sorry it took me so long... :] It was sweet of you then at least hah

[EnvyIsMyPalmTree]

As said by pumacheyenne:

CURSE YOU, JHONEN!

[etrigan75]

This is wrong. This is wrong on so many levels.

[themonger42]

oooooh my side hurt so much from laughing

[Beatledfunny]

Thumbs up is Jhonen V.'s Twitter brought you here

[pumacheyenne]

Uuuhhh... I'm gonna be sick.

CURSE YOU JHONEN!

[cobra1518]

this video gets a peace prize !

[ElectricDeity]

23 people got a stupid ps3 for Christmas instead of kisses.

[ScarlettKitsune]

Ah! Simultaneously horrifying and enthralling... o.O

Lord Jhonen, thou art wicked!!!

[Nardril]

THEY SAWED OFF HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suramen]

So how many kisses is this Christmas video worth?

[travisandjonathan]

@Suramen Seventeen.

[MrXBOX360Kid11]

i Would be like fuck this grab the PS3 Hurry up!!

[Mikiv26]

Lolz THANKS JHONEN! XD

[BillyCrank]

lol funny!

[FooMaster15]

Jhonen, um... thanks?

[FresnoCA93727]

Uh...wow. LoL

[sasukesfangrl]

fucking yes... XD

[gorillazfreak1]

I think I'd actually buy this on iTunes...

O_o

[travisandjonathan]

@gorillazfreak1 We think we'd actually appreciate that. GO DO IT! For Christmas!

[Jiidai]

W.. Why...? Jhonen, do you not love your stalker fans? D:

PFFT. This was absolutely horrifying yet wonderful at the same time. XD;;

[DarkHarpuia]

Oh my god this is so fucking good

I love you

[Cannonissomoney]

Perhaps that warrants... A kiss?

[MrMaXimo9000]

why doesnt this have a million views?

[travisandjonathan]

@MrMaXimo9000 That's a good question. People hate Christmas?

[grimwing99]

@MrMaXimo9000 it's an Xmas rickaroll

at-lest for me it was

[ElectricDeity]

@MrMaXimo9000 Because you haven't linked it enough. Go go go!

[MinorDamage4u]

What the fuck xD

[Monkeygirl32398]

XD Thank you, Jhonen!

[travisandjonathan]

@Monkeygirl32398 Yes, thank you Johnen Vasquez and your powerful Twitter account.

[danceandstomp20]

wat

[parteegirl99]

horrifying!!! ewww wow don't watch jhonen vasquez videoes because he just puts up random things instead of being serious!

[XxLuNaKaTxX]

I hate you, Jhonen.

[travisandjonathan]

@XxLuNaKaTxX Hey now! It's Christmas!

[dixiegurl2303]

@XxLuNaKaTxX i hate your mom

[XxLuNaKaTxX]

@dixiegurl2303 Good for you.

[dixiegurl2303]

@XxLuNaKaTxX thank you

[TheLiquified]

@XxLuNaKaTxX Amen.

[agiIsMyLiFe]

I bet the kids are in a deep state of traume

[koolkillarz]

1:10 That girl is trying SO HARD to smile.