billy1

[GhastlyThirteen]

I've watched so many rom hacks that I keep expecting goombas to drop from the sky at the level's end,

[DXSnakeEater]

I felt so sorry for Billy every time you guys insulted him. He's like... I just can't explain it. :(

[sundowniseeu]

He had me at "Hawow evwy one!"

[CloudChaserFX]

I cheered when he got the Axe =D

[BlacKatGK]

And so it begins

[Venaxer]

14 days from now, it will be the 4 year anniversary.

[dialamx1]

I actually had to pause the video and take a break. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath!

[Scorpiondesu]

The beginning of a legend.

[toocoolsasuke77]

Finally, a playlist for Billy :)

[AHMbros4life]

Now i'll take this time to learn the origin of BillyMC

[snowblindthesnowfox]

I was watching this RP series for the bilionth time, and I don't think he ever got a fire flower in this entire LP

[SQUIZZLER24]

BillyMC.

2007 - 2011

Dead to rights.

[NeoTStyle]

At least Billy puts heart into his commentary and is pleasant to listen to :3

[drumsticks57]

@NeoTStyle Especially the Karate Kid one.

[sirfragalot92]

@ThaBoneheadDudes That's plausible too, I guess.

[sirfragalot92]

@ThaBoneheadDudes Obvious troll is obvious.

[sonicjonathansonic]

Co'on why are you not doing billy anymore

[Atma505]

@sonicjonathansonic billy's not doing youtube anymore

:(

[Atma505]

@sonicjonathansonic billy's not doing youtube anymore

:(

[TheEverandever]

How the hell can I favourite this playlist?!

[SeraphicSIlencer]

I was hoping the phone call would be a suicide helpline

[soulonfire1234]

he starts the video out of breath lol

[cavbob]

My internet crashes everytime I watch a video but, for Billy I will let it crash!

[ImmaKai1]

Oh Billy, you cock tease... XD

[UberNiftyMan]

You are terrible people, and I love you for it

[ChaosTheorite]

Billy now hates our comments, so I need to come here to vent all my retsu-Billy comments.

[MephilesTheDarker]

Other LPers might put more effort into the presentation and audio of their videos, but Billy puts more heart into what he does than anyone else on Youtube. No one can watch one of his videos without smiling or chuckling. THAT is the magic of BillyMC. :)

[ManamoPrime]

@MephilesTheDarker Well thats obviously because he's the best around.

[EponymousKid]

Why does he tell us about the history of Lost Levels at the beginning? Does he seriously think people don't know the true story of SMB2? Especially people watching a Let's Play of Lost Levels?

[momoandmiz]

I watch the Billy Saga every day to get me pumped up.

[jhunter312]

I cheered aloud when he won.

[obacat]

Its 2011 and I still come back to watch the BillyMC SAGA sometimes.

[SQUIZZLER24]

@obacat

It's 25th May 2011, 12:10 in the afternoon, nothing else to do right now...

LET'S FUCKIN' DO THIS SHIT.

[moffettman02]

@obacat Its 2043 and im still watching these videos.

[Locomamonk]

@obacat seconded in 2012 :D

[Freezingred2]

@obacat

It's 2012, and I sometimes come back to watch it! I love it!

[dilsco]

@obacat

2012 and I still do the same. :)

[johnnyrosales1990]

@obacat Its 2012 and we still watch billy :)

[pkraccoon13]

@obacat

Pfft, I'm from 1834

[BlueHawkTV]

@pkraccoon13 Pfft. I'm watching this in 1966 BC

[MrBrinkle]

Billy needs, like, forty-seven hugs. :(

[UntitledHome]

THAT'S WHAT HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT, FUCKIN' MUSHROOM BA-aaaw...

[genericman7060]

Was this like the first video they ever made? Billy's audio was so loud that I couldn't hear half the jokes.

[mandrilltiger]

@genericman7060 no this is /watch?v=ZPATKepPlSg

[KHRSace]

@genericman7060 or you know you could just stop being a little bitch

[Goldbloodeddragon]

@genericman7060 Their first video was "Desert" if I remember right.

[xThunderxWolfx]

billy is way better on a keyboard then me :3

[MMetelli]

7:50, fuck, it probably was the Nintendo tip-line calling him. "Billy, granted it's Mario 2, yet our powers of clairvoyance have alerted us that you can't seem to avoid the fucking enemies. Here's a Nintendo pro-tip straight from our creator himself: Jump on them".

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

To me this seemd like a pretty normal LP. Other than Billy's slightly strange speech and inability to pronounce the "R" sound, there didn't seem to be much else wrong with it. Don't get me wrong, you guys are hilarious and keep up the good work, but I just didn't understand what was really wrong with this LP.

[UntitledHome]

@DrSuperMarioMan6464

Maybe it was his slightly strange speech and inability to pronounce the "R" sound?

[Fuzzy192006]

@DrSuperMarioMan6464 Watch some billymc videos without the commentary. You will understand.

[thatdudeinthemask]

why do they hate hyper cam? is it that bad?

[bludeborne]

@thatdudeinthemask its the hypercam logo and there are better options

[Jakeallen86]

@thatdudeinthemask It's like having the damn mouse cursor on the screen during.

[MrDirka27]

please stand by for the 4chan troll zanty as he will get back to haunt us again

[thatdudeinthemask]

@MrDirka27 ....oh...i see whatt you did thar

[KobraXP]

Billy reminds me of Zanty that keeps trying to fly but falls and gets squished

[sonicmik7]

Billy reminds me of the fly from Family Guy that can't seem to get out of the house.

[KobraXP]

The Troll

The Troll

The Troll Zanty will charge a toll,

That is, your life,

So this is it,

You better think Twice,

Don't cross the bridge,

Where he lives.

But, its too late

Cause here he is =)))

[Zant83]

@KobraXP It appears you got fucked by YouTube's giant corporate cock...AGAIN! Lol. I'll truly miss your videos though, sir, they were the highlight of my otherwise uneventful and mundane life. :(

[KobraXP]

@Zant83 i see a desperate man trying to reset my password,good luck i bet this will get your attention :))

[MrDirka27]

@Zant83 if you are a dickhead please reply to any of the new messages :)))

[Zant83]

@KobraXP Finally fed up with his deadbeat son,

His father grabbed his double-barrel shotgun

"Please no daddy! I'll gargle your splooge", his son beseeched.

With a resounding blast, it was too late for KobraXP, the deadbeat parasitic leech.

Overcome by joy, KobraXP's family decided to celebrate

The bane of their existence's long awaited gruesome fate.

They all had incestuous anal sex in a pool of semen daddy had farted,

And feasted on a meal of sprinkled feces because they're 'tarded. :)

[KobraXP]

if my poetry was good enough i say...the 4chan troll will return :))))

[Zant83]

@KobraXP It was beautiful. You have forever won my affection. Write more. :)

[MrDirka27]

imagine his school degrees if his lectures here are so creative,no wonder he has so many bullies

[Zant83]

@MrDirka27 By so many bullies, you actually mean you and your 40 sockpuppet accounts, lol. I appreciate the compliment on my command over the English language, though. Too bad whenever you ditch your Romanian cockswine language in favor of English, you mutilate it worse than the time your mummy's perennium tore straight to her asshole at your lopsided, misshapen birth.

[MrDirka27]

@Zant83 bully bully comes to shooly and kicks the new yorker's ass fully

[MrDirka27]

alas,the freezer had a good impact on Zanty's brain,hemissed the cereals this morning

[acidshit15years]

he's been thinking all night in his sleep what to say,and there it is,allmost 10 lines of text. Good boy try writing more,this time put some effort into it,little 4chan troll

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years LOL, nah, only took me about 2 or 3 minutes at the most, whereas I'm sure you prepare your comebacks days ahead of time In Microsoft Word (which explains why none of them are at all relevant to what I say to you at the time). The most clever insults you've posted thus far are ones you copied and regurgitated right back to me. It's okay, don't cry. If I were you, I'd be copying me at every opportunity as well. Oops, you already do, LMAO!

[acidshit15years]

yeah he did had a nightmare it seems :D

[KobraXP]

LOL the 4chan troll is back :)))

[KobraXP]

and now,here comes the rager Zanty or Hobby who just couldn't sleep thinking of some more copycat replies ripped off of some other guy's comment on porn sites

[Zant83]

@KobraXP Everyone clear a path for the butt of nature's worst practical joke, KobraXP (or MrDirka27, or acidshit15years, or KobraTheBest, or gigi33064) coming back to recycle the same comebacks that he asks his retarded, disfigured mother to feed him with his morning breast-feeding and ones he's been using since the beginning of this one-sided battle in which I always prevailed and still do..

[KobraXP]

i bet he can also duplicate his marks just incase they're bad he corrects them so his mommy doesn't spank his butt :))

[MrDirka27]

yeah he had a previous account named DarkJedi1028 and it got banned or removed when you told him the truth :D

[Zant83]

@MrDirka27 Look at this whipped pussy still pretending he has friends, LOL. Hey, I have an idea. Copy and paste this reply back to me. You love accusing me of duplication, right? Go on, I know you can't resist inadvertently exposing yourself as a hypocrite. Just the same way you can't resist kidnapping little autistic boys from the Chuck E Cheese ballpen and telling them your microscopic penis is a lollipop, LOL! Just because you're confined to that retard helmet is no excuse for that behavior.

[MrDirka27]

even in there he sees duplicated content =)))))

[MrDirka27]

shht he might hear us in his dreams LOL

[Zant83]

@MrDirka27 Haha, don't flatter yourself, fuckwad. I don't need you in my dreams when in reality, I have your mother and retarded sister slurping my excess cum off my lap, LOL!

[MrDirka27]

@Zant83 Monster from beneath.

Bastard of grief,

Such a sad sigh,

Does he wanna die?

In a mind of fear,

The troll Zanty lives in my mind.

I must forget this fear of regret.

[acidshit15years]

i mean come on,what kind of idiot would copy a guy's videos in the first place and modify it's content,it's a pity that his videos on his other account all got swiped,he had about 300 game videos and they ALL got OWNED on his DarkJedi1028 account :)))))

[KobraXP]

@acidshit15years it's called avortons and Zanty was in the list,he raged and started replying to 7 months or 1 year comments of mine LOL

[Zant83]

@KobraXP LMAO, and that's coming from the guy who pretends he has an army to support him by creating account after account after account to spam me with. And this fucking hypocrite accuses me of having no life, LOL!! Every second of the day you spend on me just adds to my victory, I accomplished exactly what I set out to do. I riled your sensitive, pathetic ass up enough to the point of you getting buttsore and again proving to me what a worthless chunk of subhumanity you are. LOL, die in a fire

[Zant83]

@KobraXP So keep the videos coming, epic failtroll! Don't bother trying to obtain a fulfilling life of your own for the first time in your measley existence. Just stay right where you are in mommy and daddy's house where you've been for the past 35 years and focus all your energy on me! I'm really flattered that I'm worth so much of your time and effort!

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years It was actually 226 videos. Oh, and don't worry about them, they're all reuploaded under another account. You were outwitted yet AGAIN, dickwad. *sigh* This is getting boring.

[acidshit15years]

don't worry he just replies but in reality he gets owned by his own teachers at school LMAO

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years Don't be jealous because mommy's welfare checks couldn't put you past kindergarten, LMAO! How sad to be 30 years old and not even a 1st grade education. It happens sometimes in life, though, I guess.

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years PART 1: I hate to shit in your Kool-Aid, my lonely pathetic little mama's boy, but the victory was ALL in your mind. Just another part of your dissociated, warped perception of reality. The ACTUAL reality, my sad, sad shell of a human, is that I was victorious with my very first reply to you on my DarkJedi1028 video which was a fight YOU instigated.

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years PART 2: I don't start fights, but I sure as hellfire finish them, and you got buried, kiddo. I instilled an eternity of depression inside you that you will never EVER recover from.  So good life, my unworthy adversary with no future. I had a lot of fun mindfucking you and permanently scarring you psychologically.

[KobraXP]

@Zant83 PART 3: Hides under a bridge,Where he can't be seen.Huddled under a bankside,Staring into a stream.Wanna cross this bridge,Well better be aware.There is a brown hairy troll called Zanty,Gonna give you a scare. =))))

[Zant83]

@KobraXP Hmm, I guess you learned poetry at the same place you learned to make ashtrays and birdhouses. :DDD

[Zant83]

@KobraXP PART 4: Scared KobraXP back to his shanty in the slums

Where he feasted on a meal consisting of ketchup and dried fecal crumbs...

He jumped on his mom's laptop, only to realize to his chagrin

That Zant83 had anally butchered him yet again.

Hearing the ruckus of his son's tard tantrum upstairs,

His father went to investigate.

In the wake of destruction lay clumps of doggy hairs

From the pooch KobraXP was trying to masturbate.

:)

[acidshit15years]

yes,feels so good to have the trash removed and owned with a family video

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years How ironically self-deprecating of you.

[MrDirka27]

well done guys we ditched the trash,and got a victory video too,now watch Zanty rage and come up with something

[Zant83]

@MrDirka27 LOL, you should really see a doctor about your multiple personality disorder, you braindead schizo. :) Your chlamydia should be checked out, too. Unfortunately, there's no cure for AIDS or 97% dead brain cells, so guess you're fucked there, little kid. LMAO!

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 Yea, I'm the troll called Zanty,

This is my bridge,

Go turn around,

Back through the ridge.

Yea, I 'm the troll,

Don t you even dare,

Yea, I'm the troll,

Gonna get you there :))))))

[MrDirka27]

Zant83's family video is so freaking epic i think he'll make a heart attack LOL,as curiousity kills the cat he will be searching for it LMFAO

[Zant83]

@MrDirka27 LMAO, it's probably a colossal fucking failure like everything else consisting of your existence. You don't even know how to use WMM, retard, LOL. I guess mommy's been hiding the CPU from you again because you threw a tantrum and pissed yourself again, huh? *Tsk, tsk* Learn to curve that temper, buddy.

[KobraXP]

poor Zanty loosing every battle again and again,go ahead and watch your family video hahahahaaaaa

[KobraXP]

don't worry about that fag he still has a video with his family as a victory dance for us LOL

[acidshit15years]

I don't really feel much glory in my victory over you, though. I feel like I just beat a crippled retard within an inch of his poor life. :*( I almost feel inclined to be sorry for you lil Zant83

[acidshit15years]

hahahaaaa...you got owned again noobster Zant83,and now to continue the torture

[MrDirka27]

just keep barking Zanty,maybe the feds will kick your ass soon

[MrDirka27]

Hahaaaa Zant83's ass was one again kicked,now he'll have nightmares LOL

[TheHobbesinator]

@MrDirka27 The fact you keep copying and reposting my insults back to me further cements your mental deficiency and pathetic lack of a life. I have taken the winnings in this battle, you were never any competition and you know deep inside you never had any hope of emerging the victor. Goodbye, little dumpster baby, I'll be checking back on you in case you need humbling by Youtube's dick again, LOL.

[KobraXP]

@TheHobbesinator honestly when you're tired of getting owned is probably when you'll smell my fart

[KobraXP]

bark bark bark said the owned doggy Zant83

[acidshit15years]

cmon Zanty keep barking boy yeah that's it keeeep barking

[acidshit15years]

Zant83 got owned LOL raging noob

[KobraXP]

yeah Zant83 tried to copy my videos but got owned in his rectum :))

[Zant83]

@KobraXP Pucker your asshole up, pussy, because YouTube's about to cram their corporate dick inside it, BWAAHAHAHAHAHA

[MrDirka27]

@Zant83 i suggest you use the other account to post since this one got owned haahahahaha

[TheHobbesinator]

@MrDirka27 I don't really feel much glory in my victory over you, though. I feel like I just beat a crippled retard within an inch of his poor life. :*( I almost feel inclined to be sorry for you.

[MrDirka27]

lol Zant83 the rectum eater :))

[Zant83]

@MrDirka27 lol MrDirka27 the infantile autistic rape victim. :)))))

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 lol Zant83 infantile noobie getting raped by Youtube

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years lol acidshit15years about to get his dickhole fucked by the authorities. :)

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years LOL PWNNNDDDDDDD where are your shitty videos now, you shit-stained scrotum? LMAOOO

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 LOL look who's talking the cloned dog LMAOOO,i still own your family hahahahaaaa

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 it's not my fault you got owned,raging is not a solution give it a rest or get fucked by the best

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years You should probably just eat some glass or rusty nails to end your mommy and daddy's depression. :)

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years @acidshit15years You should really come to terms with your defeat. After I owned your pathetic ass with two videos and every reply I've written thus far, you've done nothing but create copycat accounts in your typical butthurt fashion. So you should really be saying "Give it a rest or continue to laugh hysterically at the personified narcissism, butthurtedness and retardation that I am". Thanks, but I'm entirely happy watching you waste your meaningless life on me. :)

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 You should really come to terms with your defeat. After I owned your pathetic ass with two videos and every reply I've written thus far, you've done nothing but create copycat accounts in your typical butthurt fashion. So you should really be saying "Give it a rest or continue to laugh hysterically at the personified narcissism, butthurtedness and retardation that I am". Thanks, but I'm entirely happy watching you waste your meaningless life on me. :)

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years Case in point. :)

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 Cock in your mouth

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years Splooge in your tonsils. :)

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 Then you're quite the scared little pussy bawling to the teacher (YouTube) that I stole your milk money (made a video with your family). Hahaha, what a craven moron indeed

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 shit in your ear

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 noobie noobie quite a teletubbie

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 Then you're quite the perptually massacred asswipe, indeed.

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years Then you're quite the scared little pussy bawling to the teacher (YouTube) that I stole your milk money (made a video ridiculing you). Hahaha, what a craven moron.

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years Well, since you devote so much of your time to me, I think it's clear that I am the superior being. Keep trying, douchebag, maybe one day you can graduate from a nameless tragedy to some distinguishable form of hopelessness. :)

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 Just another farty copycat of people's videos,having none of your own probably because your face is composed of my shit

[KobraXP]

retsupurae is another name for asshole

[Zant83]

@KobraXP Then you're quite the retsupurae, indeed. :)

[acidshit15years]

@Zant83 Then you're quite the retard,indeed :))

[Zant83]

@acidshit15years Then you're quite the perptually massacred rectum, indeed. :D XD :)

[KobraXP]

@Zant83 Awww, the poor widdle baby ran out of comebacks, you're so CUTE when you babble like an incoherent moron! :) Makes me just want to give you a big wet one on the cheeky weeky! :)))) haaahahaha you got youtube owned

[KobraXP]

another cunt licker with no life

[steveharley0345]

Turn the 'transcribe audio' button on - the captions sound like something out of a H.P. Lovecraft book..

[SQUIZZLER24]

At the start of the video, they sound so condescending...

*Sigh*

Little did they know what a brilliant, fruitful and simply inspirational example of a human being BillyMC would turn out to be...

[TikesDailyTalkings]

Billy has the same phone as me....

[HazelCarter287]

I love how every word Billy says just CRASHES into the microphone

[Scouter9001]

they grow up so fast

[FalconZero18]

7:07 "THAT'S WHAT HE'S TALKIN ABOUT, FUCKIN MUSHROOM BITCH!!!"

[GreatestMKfighter]

8:17 needs the Guile theme.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

"WELCOME TO THE GREATEST COMMUNITY IN THE WORLD!"

[Lycoss112]

And so it begins.

[magixmagix]

7:36 don't blame your incompetence on us.

[Freezingred2]

BillyMC, retsupurae, you two have won my heart! XD Billy's epic journey will continue! :)

[Tay648]

Lolz 

[msampson3d]

The "stalking my goomba prey" line makes me laugh so hard

[Nixitur]

Holy crap, why are there so many Billy videos from retsupurae?

[UntitledHome]

It's like watching your son taking his first steps.

[DirtyTrick]

A PC controller costs a whopping 20 dollars. Get one.

[typomanbros]

@DirtyTrick I wish I knew his address. I'd send him mine.

[blueboy093]

at the end when billy gets the axe i get a sudden urge to flex lol

[WinglessIceAngel]

I need to stop eating while watching Retsupurae's.

[somepartsareme]

It's a demo, eh? Looked more like a science to me. ;)