A French Lesson - with dirty jokes !

[mrclaymore30]

Dick is female! Repeat after me : une bite... that's pretty good!

[beaugue]

Il faut croire que "couilles" était le mot le plus important de la vidéo ! ^^

[mllewahou]

C'est malin, les français passent pour quoi maintenant, hein ?

[willpsy4]

Surtout des mots qui servent dans la vie de tous les jours comme:tournevis;télévision;fus­il.....etc mmmddrrrr

[Gamelonlevrai]

How can my french be plain shit if I'm french ?

[TheMabarz]

Erf, en une vidéo, les anglophones prennent maintenant les francophones pour des pervers ^^

[Numanom]

I can't believe balls are female! Omg, that's hilarious! XD

[HeroScape777]

T'es tellement drôle. Aussi bien en anglais qu'en français... Je m'abonne. Merci à BobLennon.

[punkrocker539]

do you want to come to my school and teach french?

[crystalinthemirror]

i loved it

[jonyadnan]

this is a really sucking good videos to fucking french learner,,,,,its awesome....i used to think i would never learn french but after watch these videos fench got easy to me ....SO i am over sure this way is the best for everyone though its kinda rude.....thanks to all whoevers has created and uploaded these videos....merci.

[MentalMessiah]

Please make mor Benzaie! I tried to comment on your website but I couldn't figure out how...

[guilphire]

I am so happy we only had to take two years of French in highschool. I learned stuff, but it was still hard!

[9talou]

On dit aussi UN sac à main, un rouge à lèvre, un sein, un tampon (hygiénique)... = masculin.

On dit aussi UNE barbe, une moustache = féminin...

;-)

[Bouletrose]

eh mon gars fait gaffe, ils vont croire que c'est la vérité ce que tu dis sur les genres! xD (même si ça reste l'égnime la plus folle de notre belle langue!)

[EnthalpyH]

I love speaking in my terrible, botched french accent. It makes me sound pretentious. I kid :)

[bigfatcocks]

très bon, j'en veux plus!

[MyAirsoftLife]

balls are "un" female because like they store white liquids inside of them...

duh!

[Raytwo01]

T'as tué sur les jeux de mots ! héhéhé :D

[Foxhat134]

the funny thing is........it actually works :/

[MetalMan1230]

C'est énorme benzaie !

J'ai éclaté de rire au moment où tu dis "un vagin !" avec la tête que tu fais aussi :D

[julienbeauclercq]

how come ur english accent is so good now?

[Seth0and0Chris]

@julienbeauclercq the more he speaks in english, the better his accent gets.

[FroggyQC23]

Couille is (female) slang for Testicule, which is a male word :)

[TheIgraenne]

Haha, Spoony sex! XD Am I the only one who imagined The Spoony One?

[SciFiFangirlsFTW]

@TheIgraenne Nope. You definately aren't.

[drhouse3994]

Très bon :)

Superbe accent anglais, franchement chapeau, je sais pas comment tu fais...

[superlag]

Moar.

[AnimeArchive1]

Im a freshman taking french one right now... so thanks for the free lessons, I will use them to impress my teacher!!!

[AnimeArchive1]

@AnimeArchive1 seriosly, the nouns will help with everyday usage of french sentences

[AnimeArchive1]

@AnimeArchive1 just learned Une/Un/Des and Le/La/Les/L'

[donatboy]

I had 4 years French lessons in school and i learned nothing but to introduce myself. Now I regret it^^

But come on, my native language is farsi (Iran), further i live in Germany and so I speak German all day long and I managed to learn English properly. French was just too much. But it wasn't difficult to learn i just wasn't interested in it.

[janmansde3dede]

Here in the Netherlands a douche is also a douche, same for the microphone,

And porte is not a door in the netherlands (Een deur) but it is said the same way

with the british meaning of port (tele port, castle port for example)

[spidervovan]

In Russian few words sounds the same as in French.

Une douche in Russian its just:Douche (lol).

Des couilles sound like de cuy but in russian dick sounds like:Huy!

And balls are:Yaica.Belive it or not eggs and balls in russian is the same word!O_o

So this was my little Russian lesson for Benzaie and others and if you didnt liked it then go suck my yaica!

[IIARROWS]

In italian it's pretty the same... except for "vagina"... and Coca Cola bottles are more female-shaped.

[Seantendo]

You looked kind of like Christoph Waltz in this one. :)

[Kenoburned]

i hate france accent ; "une televisionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" why not just "television" like they say in quebec....sucks i know im trolling right now but i just cant resist

[brendan298]

@Kenoburned we don't say "televissiooooonn"...it's made on purpose, you know, humor...

[renardo3333]

it's because that's the original french are you are like an american, second hand :D

[Kenoburned]

@renardo3333 at least get your facts right, quebec french looks like the original french, used mainly by the monarchy in old france, by kings and stuff. the french currently used in france is a modification of old french. its true dude, do some searches, ask some people, quebec french looks more like the original french then the current france french. i know its hard to beleive, i had difficulty to beleive this myself, but it turned out to be true. :)

[renardo3333]

eh w/e i don't like the french language anyway :D

[Kenoburned]

@renardo3333 and i cannot care less to be "second hand". i dont owe anything to any europeans, so dont expect me to be of any use to you. europe could desapear from earth right now and i would not even care. does it just show how i dont care?

[renardo3333]

it does, but then again, i wouldn't mind or care of nearly all of humanity got nuked right now and only i and a few hot girls would be left :P

[PivotCooler]

I'M A VAGINA!! :D

[PivotCooler]

@PivotCooler well I'm male.

[SeanStrife]

Well... I'm banned from all public places. I'm fucked.

[Azritos1]

Trop fort "des couille" XD

[hjnsf]

HAN VAJAAN

[bizoubz]

I'm french, so when i see the reason that male or female, i laugh so hard xD

[gator159]

awesome man.

how couldja make anymore?

[immatureNed]

mas! por favor!

[Dhaos73]

Nice one Mr Faggot!!^^

[rokth]

More please

[Crimsonpie]

If you were my french teacher, I'd be fluent by now.

[Leifonuss]

i demand more crazy costumes! :)

[U23Drocks]

lol Spooning XDDDDD

[TheSpiritsLease]

Wow, I didn't expect Froggy Mc Faggot to know so much french, please include him in other videos!

[adolfsandval]

Great Lesson Mr. Benzaie

[ShootStyleZombie]

that not Benzaie, that's Froggy McFaggot, can't see how you get confused between the 2 seeing as those 2 don't look alike

[adolfsandval]

Sorry, my bad

what was I thinking?

Haha

[FunkyM217]

Hmmm, Mastering French! a good companion to the Legendary Mastering Swedish series.

Nice one M. Daniel!

[BettyBlowtorchRocks]

yea this is awesome some of your best work by far.

[wccboss]

Great job !

[gutterguy720]

lol @ door. When you kick it, it shuts itself!

[cortisonedu83]

bravo , c'est franchment super bien fait !

et c'est surtout trés drôle lol :)

[MarsCleric]

Thanks Froggie McFaggot, now I know

[SlasherMiniFilms]

AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE

[Astrapogiannos14]

G I JOEEEEEEEEE!

[DarkEvil87]

Seen this on TGWTG, but nice to see it here too. I speak French and I found this hilarious. It never made sense to me why we give genders to inanimate objects. Great job giving dirty meanings to something that doesn't originally make sense or follow any rules.

[Brakywaki]

That was fucking amazing. I love your regular vids...but this was far beyond those. I demand an entire series

[ThatCriticDouche]

Oh, I forgot, you teach ESL, don't you?

Maybe this could be a nice career path. You know, French Help videos are in high demand nowadays XP

[Ishidasouken]

btw you spelled "Seiken Densetsu" wrong

kinda ironic while teaching a langauge, is it not ? ^^

[SevereRepugnance]

Nice

[scottishcalv]

merci boucoup Monsieur McFaggot. Tres bien.

[ForFun808]

Secret Of Mana =)

[skilletfreak86]

i'd love to see more ben

[Antitodo2889]

Spanish is like that too, actually, every language based in latin

[takineko]

Now we know. All French men have girly balls.. makes sense...

[superlag]

lol

[takineko]

I loe you Benzaie, I sure hope your genre is male...

[Corad4]

I would really love to see more episodes, :3

oh, and also, for me a shoe is male, un soulier = male

[ProfessorOtaku]

I lol'd heartily then and I lol heartily now. Wish I could remember any of my French... >_> Aside from what you taught.

[LoD100]

Spoony sex hahahaha...ha....

Yeh Noah is gonna sue you now Benz.

[mikev18]

LOL this was epic. Hope to see more

[HeshamUchia]

benzai you beter make more of these before i eat juu >:o lolx XD

[HayatoDB]

YES MOAR YOU FRENCH LADY!

[tunainoil]

Saw this already on TGWTG earlier and I love it.

Though, I always thought that girls sit on YOU, not the other way around if you know what I mean. ;)

[UndefinedHero]

But it's better that way. You wouldn't want to be sitting on another male if you are a male.

[FrobmanAKATillman]

What a surprise turn of events with the last few definitions. Then again, maybe not too surprising, if you get my meaning.

Funny enough, I was considering trying something like that once, but I only know little Arabic, and only know a few curse words that'd make things worth while for others.

[Headbanger142]

Des couilles!

[MegamanAbridged]

question, have you ever talked to a french canadian? yeah canadian-french is broken, unfortunately it's the only french i know XD

[spector3881]

moi je voudrais bien voir d´autres episodes! keep them coming!

[DerHunk]

you should become a teacher : )

[Ganondork001]

He is, isn't he? xD

[TheDarkTidus]

He is, in fact xD

[Zanzi3636]

The sad thing is these examples are going to stay with me till the day i die

[linkyoo]

Très très drôle, Benzaie. J'appréci vraiment tes vidéos.

[DavidTuningLover]

I am going to coment because i want another episode. :)

[daegranos]

i remember learning this crap in school ( i live in holland), it was always so annoying to remember if something was "le" or "la" or "un" or "une" or something.

[libertyarchangel]

je suis plier en 2 lol

[mwong666]

Yo Ben, I got a question. Can you tell me why the french use Genders for this kinda stuff I still don't understand why? I know it is there. But why?

[nitoro81]

Because French derives from Latin, in which inanimated things already were male or female.