@Maltrusion Wrong again Malnutrion. I think Peanus has two syllables. Pee-nuss-phuck. A total of three syllables. But I can't blame a peasant like you for not knowing advanced English grammar.
@kewltyler44 It is a fact that god doesn't exist. Can you physically see god? I doubt it. The only reason why people believe there is a "God" is because they were born into a Christian family and were brainwashed into believing things. Therefore it is a fact that "God" is only in your heads because you allow yourself to think it exists. Please explain to me why "God" exists, because I like to fuck with people's beliefs.
@miniman1092 You sound like every atheist out there. What do you believe in then? All i see you doing is saying that god isnt real, well then what evidence do you have that states that atheism is accurate and correct? Iv seen countless atheist debaters beaten in debates against christians and if god isnt real like you say then how is that possible?
@kewltyler44After a lot of thinking, to me, I believe that "God" is something you worship. Something to be grateful to. A beaten dog gets adopted into a family, now that family is the dog's "God" because it is thankful that they don't beat them and lets it live. "God" is just something that people are thankful in giving them life because they can't name any existing thing to thank. So I believe "God" is just an analogy of life and gratefulness. Therefore, "God" is not a physical being.
@miniman1092 Therefore, you can choose to pray to"God" and thank him for giving you life, or just not waste your time and think to yourself "Oh man am I glad to be alive!"
@miniman1092 Prayers do nothing because no one hears them but yourself, therefore, every time you pray, you are simply sending a message to your brain, and not a sentinel "God" that you would believe.
@miniman1092 Not sure but I believe religion was created in fear of rebellion among citizens. Creating "Sin" in the Bible to make a standard of what is right or wrong. But things change and today's society would not agree with what is "Sin". For example, homosexuality is a "Sin" but the number of homos have increased and a rebellion has begun. But to be honest I agree that homosexuality is morally wrong because it gets civilization nowhere.
@miniman1092 well it seems you have explained to me why you dont believe in god so what do you believe in then? And what evidence do you have that proves that atheism is accurate and correct?
@kewltyler44 What do I believe in? As in what created me and the Earth? If that's what you mean, then I believe in science and astronomical history. I like to watch a lot of science documentaries. And what evidence do i have that Atheism is accurate? I have none because there is no Atheistic "Bible"/book that was written thousands of years ago.
@miniman1092 Atheism is the way to go because no church is making a profit from me with their so called "donations". You don't have to go to church, you don't have to rely on prayers. Basically if you are Atheist, you are a Homer Simpson but not necessarily fat or lazy.
@miniman1092 Well would you believe that things mentioned in the bible are true or at least some of it? Because there are things that the bible says that have come to pass and the bible is the christians evidence. As for the science history that you consider the truth have you ever heard of intelligent design? Its actual statistics(no joke) that 95% of people in the world are christians and the rest are not, with more and more becoming christians everday.
@kewltyler44 Okay you have preached to me well. My family is Christian. But I am Atheist. More and more people are becoming Atheists these days. As the generations go by, I think more and more people will start to think that churches are stupid. One day, someone should create a new bible and create new "Sins" that make the world corrupt today. The new bible will be hidden in Jerusalem and a secret society will spread this news and make citizens believe that it was written thousands of years ago.
@kewltyler44 By the way I forgot to say, many statistics are made up to create a false standard and make people think they should be with the majority. Please give me the link to the source of this statistic. Seeing is believing my good lad. Also please send me a link to a source that proves that the stories in the bible were true and not just made up for the sake of humanity.
@miniman1092 If someone were to give you the statistics would you become a Christian or would you still deny God? If you want to just argue, I will not waste my time and effort on you. Yet if you are really searching for answers, then I will give you the links and books. I'm not being mean. I just don't want to get into an argument on youtube of all places and waste my time on someone that doesn't want to believe in God. Thank you. ^_^
@sadochadfan Yes please, give me the statistics and books you speak of. That will be the only way for me to seek enlightenment. Just kidding, but seriously I want to see legitimate statistics that make sense and are believable and non-fiction/facts. Please spend your time on giving an Atheist some of your vast Christian knowledge. You fake ass preacher. Telling me something that isn't true just to get me to join your club. Well I won't buy it! Only Satan can save us from you Devil.
@miniman1092 ...then obviously I will never be able to satisfy your seek for enlightenment. NOTHING will change you! I have wasted my time before with dogs and pigs like you and the bible tells me not to cast my pearls before them. If I do you'll just tear my best effort into shreds and will turn on me. Since I love you more than your watered-down Christian family though, I will tell you to at least read books written by Josh McDowell. You want to argue with someone, argue with him.
@sadochadfan Awe you love me more than my family? That's cute no one's ever said that to me before :3 Josh McDowell died this morning in his churchyard. Before his death, he yelled to the heavens, "Smite me now God for I have molested a 4 year old girl!" And then at that moment, a white colored minivan, as large as a moose came crashing through the churchyard gates, striking Josh McDowell and throwing him into the air. He landed on his head and died a few seconds later. The driver killed not God
@TheSpicyGreenPickle I know, but it hurts to just not try to help someone. You are right, yet it was worth a try. I don't plan on arguing with him/her anymore. ^_^ No worries and thank you.
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Wtf is a blasphemous I don't go that in depth in my religion I barely go to church so I dont know shit about the bible except like stories I learned as a kid before my little brother was born and we stopped going
@charlierw123 To blashpheme, meaning to do wrong in the eyes of your religion, i belive blashphemy in Chrisitanity can be thing like saying God doesn't exist and things like that.
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My eyes are open, I can see it blow in the wind, with my eyes closed and not physical, I feel it beating across my skin, means the realist thing is the unseen, you want 2 “CLICK MY NAME” 2 know what I mean, it is no secret for I HAVE FOUND IT!
@sarahjosh100 so you think it's blasphemous that God drinks Zima, but it's not blasphemous to enslave your children and commit murder in the name of faith?
@JesusFreakk96 if your god is so damn great, let him deal with mockery himself. you have no right to be angry, the same way that the muslims had no right to be angry about the drawings of muhammed. actually you have even less right than that. stop fooling around.
which God are you talking about ? the real one or one of the many false ones ? the real one uses the Holy Spirit and not FB, sooo000 i guess i just awnsered my own question...thank you and have a nice day.
@jesusFreakk96 the bible says a lot of shit. Do you believe everything that is in the bible? If so I have some land on Mars that I would like to sell to you... Time shares are going fast
@tyetu769 There is a BIG difference between having a since of humor and blaspheming. Yes, GOD gave us the gift of laughter, but we shouldn't laugh at his expense. That is wrong.
@sarahjosh100 well well, i can agree to let you guys believe foolish stuff, but if you are gonna whine whenever we make fun of your foolish sky-daddy then its too much. srsly, get some credability on your god-story before you start messing around. besides, how do you know they are talking about the god of the bible? ^^
@JesusFreakk96 I wouldn't waste my time trying to convince people who hate God of anything. They will either go to church, believe and know Jesus for themselves or they wont.
@sarahjosh100 Yeh well I would approach them with your own testimony of the Lords works in your life. I wouldn't quote too much scripture it just tends to leave people shaken because scripture can't be broken - and thats why I don't like Jahovahs witnesses quoting it to me at my door, not sure if they realize what they are doing.
@Jesusfreak96,you guys r blasphemous,,,mathew ch17,GOD spoke from sky v5listen to JESUS,to eyewitnesses v1,recorded by different HOLY historians,12 times n new testament.you guys r immature,im 51,scripture tells you respect your elders,im a 27 year BIBLE researcher,went to 8 different denominations,BIBLE schools.please dont joke,GOD can bite your $#&%.he is the creator,scripture says satan himself,talks blasphemous against the creator,sheep talk like lambs,snakes talk like snakes,dragon speech
@JesusFreakk96 You're horrible!! You believe in God! That's stupid! The whole "God exists because the bible says so" is a lie, and everyone who agrees with you needs to think.
@JesusFreakk96 this is not disrespecting him. as you can see they are funny guys who are making vids of god. if you had seen any other of their vids you would find out they go to church and everything. so just chill...
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MusicLogik 23 hours ago
god unfriends me while I'm in the girls locker room.... uh hey ladies....... so those are real tits.... oh sorry
awesomeness22351 1 day ago
Oh dear god that was weird seeing the old facebook
Mrsongcoverman 1 day ago
Sigh Don't argue it's not poking fun at you.
VengeanceAfter 2 days ago
FUCK GOD AND FUCK FACE BOOK BITCHES!! @sadochanfan @TheSpicyGreenPickle
themasterofrinengan 2 days ago
Seriously? Is this a religious argument on Youtube? Clearly this is the venue to change people's opinions...SMH
crazyarms33 3 days ago
best part of this video? labyrinth poster.
beautifulneverending 3 days ago
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beautifulneverending 3 days ago
@colinmcd1999 we know your not the only one but we tell them the same shit too and its annoying
TheProsniper2 6 days ago
thumbs up for the Labyrinth poster :D :D
StarAngel1010 6 days ago
EVERYBODY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THAT SO JUST SHUT UP
colinmcd1999 1 week ago
im freinds with god on facebook.
kickasssonic 1 week ago 5
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please
colinmcd1999 1 week ago
@colinmcd1999 stop being a thumbs up whore.
supremeoveralskaters 1 week ago
@supremeoveralskaters f*@k u
colinmcd1999 1 week ago
@colinmcd1999
thumb whore!!!! Are yoiu from the land o funnyjunk?
combuf 1 week ago
@combuf SHUT UP
colinmcd1999 1 week ago
@colinmcd1999
You gonna cry like a bitch??
combuf 1 week ago
@combuf just shut up
colinmcd1999 1 week ago
@colinmcd1999
You gonna make me, bitch? Make a video telling me to stop it bitch.
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colinmcd1999 1 week ago
Jesus Pwned You!!!!!!
fishface01992 2 weeks ago
"Will you accept God's Facebook page into your life?"
I will report him for animal abuse.
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Skyhawk619 2 weeks ago
@Skyhawk619 ha! hilarious. :)
beautifulneverending 3 days ago
MY EYES ARE UP HERE lanfiopsdngod
ConstantCrisis 2 weeks ago
I want the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Facebook.
SilentBob420BMFJ 2 weeks ago
drink more Gennius!
MrLmang 2 weeks ago
It's not facebook it's gracebook
randomaznpro 3 weeks ago
This is the first baratsandbereta video I ever saw.
shagoosty 3 weeks ago
LOL!!!0:26 i wish i could do that too
CrAiOvEaNu999 3 weeks ago
I am going to smite you for hacking My acoount.
Superandrewman13 3 weeks ago
Funny stuff
19FORSAKEN80 3 weeks ago
he reminds me of jim carey/ chandler
xonktrof1 3 weeks ago
God doesn't exist in real life. Only in your minds.
miniman1092 1 month ago
@miniman1092 stfu and get off here. Its comedy. Quit trying to start a religious debate.
Maltrusion 1 month ago
@Maltrusion Not trying to start a debate. I'm simply stating the facts. Ignorant simpleton.
miniman1092 1 month ago
@miniman1092 Ignorant simpleton? lol. I gotta use that one next time. Lets see you use this one, Peanus Fuck. 1 word, 2 sylobales. c:
Maltrusion 1 month ago
@Maltrusion Wrong again Malnutrion. I think Peanus has two syllables. Pee-nuss-phuck. A total of three syllables. But I can't blame a peasant like you for not knowing advanced English grammar.
miniman1092 4 weeks ago
@miniman1092 It's the internet! I can type however I want to!
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That's you^^
c:
Maltrusion 4 weeks ago
@Maltrusion You underestimate my power! My power to not give a fuck. Good bye.
miniman1092 4 weeks ago
@miniman1092 c:
Maltrusion 4 weeks ago
@Maltrusion @miniman1092 Can I jump in? What are we fighting about?
jefflegos 4 weeks ago 3
@miniman1092 Not a fact and dont start stuff please.
kewltyler44 3 weeks ago
@kewltyler44 It is a fact that god doesn't exist. Can you physically see god? I doubt it. The only reason why people believe there is a "God" is because they were born into a Christian family and were brainwashed into believing things. Therefore it is a fact that "God" is only in your heads because you allow yourself to think it exists. Please explain to me why "God" exists, because I like to fuck with people's beliefs.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 You sound like every atheist out there. What do you believe in then? All i see you doing is saying that god isnt real, well then what evidence do you have that states that atheism is accurate and correct? Iv seen countless atheist debaters beaten in debates against christians and if god isnt real like you say then how is that possible?
kewltyler44 2 weeks ago
@kewltyler44After a lot of thinking, to me, I believe that "God" is something you worship. Something to be grateful to. A beaten dog gets adopted into a family, now that family is the dog's "God" because it is thankful that they don't beat them and lets it live. "God" is just something that people are thankful in giving them life because they can't name any existing thing to thank. So I believe "God" is just an analogy of life and gratefulness. Therefore, "God" is not a physical being.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 Therefore, you can choose to pray to"God" and thank him for giving you life, or just not waste your time and think to yourself "Oh man am I glad to be alive!"
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 Prayers do nothing because no one hears them but yourself, therefore, every time you pray, you are simply sending a message to your brain, and not a sentinel "God" that you would believe.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 Not sure but I believe religion was created in fear of rebellion among citizens. Creating "Sin" in the Bible to make a standard of what is right or wrong. But things change and today's society would not agree with what is "Sin". For example, homosexuality is a "Sin" but the number of homos have increased and a rebellion has begun. But to be honest I agree that homosexuality is morally wrong because it gets civilization nowhere.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 well it seems you have explained to me why you dont believe in god so what do you believe in then? And what evidence do you have that proves that atheism is accurate and correct?
kewltyler44 2 weeks ago
@kewltyler44 What do I believe in? As in what created me and the Earth? If that's what you mean, then I believe in science and astronomical history. I like to watch a lot of science documentaries. And what evidence do i have that Atheism is accurate? I have none because there is no Atheistic "Bible"/book that was written thousands of years ago.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 Atheism is the way to go because no church is making a profit from me with their so called "donations". You don't have to go to church, you don't have to rely on prayers. Basically if you are Atheist, you are a Homer Simpson but not necessarily fat or lazy.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 Well would you believe that things mentioned in the bible are true or at least some of it? Because there are things that the bible says that have come to pass and the bible is the christians evidence. As for the science history that you consider the truth have you ever heard of intelligent design? Its actual statistics(no joke) that 95% of people in the world are christians and the rest are not, with more and more becoming christians everday.
kewltyler44 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 sorry i mean everyday
kewltyler44 2 weeks ago
@kewltyler44 Okay you have preached to me well. My family is Christian. But I am Atheist. More and more people are becoming Atheists these days. As the generations go by, I think more and more people will start to think that churches are stupid. One day, someone should create a new bible and create new "Sins" that make the world corrupt today. The new bible will be hidden in Jerusalem and a secret society will spread this news and make citizens believe that it was written thousands of years ago.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 Well im sorry if im comeing off as a preacher because it really wasnt intentional.
kewltyler44 2 weeks ago
@kewltyler44 By the way I forgot to say, many statistics are made up to create a false standard and make people think they should be with the majority. Please give me the link to the source of this statistic. Seeing is believing my good lad. Also please send me a link to a source that proves that the stories in the bible were true and not just made up for the sake of humanity.
miniman1092 2 weeks ago
@miniman1092 If someone were to give you the statistics would you become a Christian or would you still deny God? If you want to just argue, I will not waste my time and effort on you. Yet if you are really searching for answers, then I will give you the links and books. I'm not being mean. I just don't want to get into an argument on youtube of all places and waste my time on someone that doesn't want to believe in God. Thank you. ^_^
sadochadfan 6 days ago
@sadochadfan Yes please, give me the statistics and books you speak of. That will be the only way for me to seek enlightenment. Just kidding, but seriously I want to see legitimate statistics that make sense and are believable and non-fiction/facts. Please spend your time on giving an Atheist some of your vast Christian knowledge. You fake ass preacher. Telling me something that isn't true just to get me to join your club. Well I won't buy it! Only Satan can save us from you Devil.
miniman1092 6 days ago
@miniman1092 ...then obviously I will never be able to satisfy your seek for enlightenment. NOTHING will change you! I have wasted my time before with dogs and pigs like you and the bible tells me not to cast my pearls before them. If I do you'll just tear my best effort into shreds and will turn on me. Since I love you more than your watered-down Christian family though, I will tell you to at least read books written by Josh McDowell. You want to argue with someone, argue with him.
sadochadfan 6 days ago
@sadochadfan Awe you love me more than my family? That's cute no one's ever said that to me before :3 Josh McDowell died this morning in his churchyard. Before his death, he yelled to the heavens, "Smite me now God for I have molested a 4 year old girl!" And then at that moment, a white colored minivan, as large as a moose came crashing through the churchyard gates, striking Josh McDowell and throwing him into the air. He landed on his head and died a few seconds later. The driver killed not God
miniman1092 5 days ago
@sadochadfan this comment is just so hilarious on so many levels
ThriceDog 3 days ago
@sadochadfan Don't fight him/her. If he doesn't want to except God, he'll see the truth in hell.
TheSpicyGreenPickle 3 days ago
@TheSpicyGreenPickle I know, but it hurts to just not try to help someone. You are right, yet it was worth a try. I don't plan on arguing with him/her anymore. ^_^ No worries and thank you.
sadochadfan 3 days ago
@sadochadfan Of course I like arguing with ignorant people to change their ignorant minds and their screwed up logic.
miniman1092 2 days ago
@TheSpicyGreenPickle By your logic, if I will see the truth in hell, then that must mean that every other living thing in the Universe will burn in hell for not knowing what a God is and for not following him.
miniman1092 2 days ago
@TheSpicyGreenPickle Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.
kederaji 17 hours ago
My eyes r up here joe lol
sodasgurl1999 1 month ago
i love the way luke says guiness
Seegul1823 1 month ago
just awesome.....
XxMockingbird 1 month ago
CHICO STATE!
originalnab 1 month ago
@sleepyturtle666 Why?! It would be amazing! Plus I didn't make a lame arrow in the knee joke!
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Griffin24689 1 month ago
i love how Guinness is GODS beer,awsome
sooooo GOD is totally Irish,yessss
Skittlebuns 1 month ago
i have that same labyrinth poster in my room
god please don't unfriend me
torpidCerulean 1 month ago
lol 1:76
madisenrose1 1 month ago
7,777 likes. Lol.
MADDOG6400 1 month ago
You probably thought this was a real comment...NOPE...chuck testa
DiegoM0219 1 month ago
lame
flickmanify 1 month ago
540 people only let god see their limited profile
pwnd71 1 month ago
@WoWHaZ51 Canadian? :D
Z6D4C4 1 month ago
my eyes are up here bro.
aaaaaaaaaaamazing123 2 months ago
@aaaaaaaaaaamazing123 Joe.
sqbsbear 1 month ago
I LOVE THE DICKINESS BIT
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Gamersworldbrought2u 2 months ago
God laughs like MasterHand!!
CPU007beez 2 months ago 33
My eyes are up here Joe at the end el oh el
mateitsyourfate 2 months ago
So funny
ToutCQJM 2 months ago
I would like to know what his Profile Pic looks like...
Bananensaft1993 3 months ago
@Bananensaft1993 It shows it at 0.35
ObeyMyRodBinkyBoy 3 months ago
It was 2010, but the calendar is in 2006?
CalvinTangTang 3 months ago
@CalvinTangTang Though it was uploaded in 2010 doesn't mean it was made in 2010.
WhiteArcticFoxhound 3 months ago
@CalvinTangTang This was made in 2006. It's funny because I never thought facebook would catch on at the time.
NeverContactMe 2 months ago
Can you give us a link to God's facebook please?
moonman57 3 months ago 37
@moonman57 I think God wants to use Google+ now lol
SNAPquizgames 1 week ago
Your saying Guiness wrong.
WoWHaZ51 3 months ago
Wtf is a blasphemous I don't go that in depth in my religion I barely go to church so I dont know shit about the bible except like stories I learned as a kid before my little brother was born and we stopped going
charlierw123 3 months ago
@charlierw123 To blashpheme, meaning to do wrong in the eyes of your religion, i belive blashphemy in Chrisitanity can be thing like saying God doesn't exist and things like that.
WoWHaZ51 3 months ago
Ha LOVE the Chico state shout-out! Awesome.
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LiLNetworker 3 months ago
@weightlighter27club seriously dude do u live under a rock?
InnocentMarta 3 months ago
@weightlighter do you live under a rock?
InnocentMarta 3 months ago
bunch of fucking queers
pinkpal97 3 months ago
i didnt know that god laughted like michael jackson
ryudragon12 3 months ago
As Seen On: Bipolar Disorder Forum......righto
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rockybluestar1 4 months ago
ok here is the deal you want to believe what you want and want to choose a side because the final count down will be coming
Death7trap 4 months ago
"just poke him back i'm thirsty" made me lol
pensfan0782 4 months ago
what does poke mean?
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TheBobthetiger 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you have the guitar poster!
Wljump 4 months ago
whats wrong with poking?
camtheman3x6 4 months ago
lol
Vicarapostolic 4 months ago
I think I'll add the Devil as my friend
JoaoJMatias 4 months ago
DAVID BOWIE!
chocolatenekokitty 4 months ago
labrynth
blitzchamp482 4 months ago
the way he pronounces Guiness is what gets me.
Soc245 4 months ago
Labyrinth is fucking gay, always was, always will be.
Let the crying begin...
BBnanner 4 months ago
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wunwuntew 4 months ago 93
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LOL
Rubberduckyofdoomy 2 months ago
god jokes and a labyrinth picture? yes.
PirateDuckyy 4 months ago
Moral of the story: When God pokes you, you had better poke him back.
TheHonp 4 months ago 137
@TheHonp thats probly how most priests took it haha
Skittlebuns 1 month ago
Seen the Silmarilion by Tolkien among ur books lol
WarriorOfTheOldWays1 4 months ago
@WarriorOfTheOldWays1 What was that one about.
Omegalucario98 4 months ago
@Omegalucario98 a prequel to them all, takes place before the hobbit
WarriorOfTheOldWays1 4 months ago
@WarriorOfTheOldWays1 Thank you i didnt know about that one.
Omegalucario98 4 months ago
I WANT that Labyrinth poster!!!!!!!!
oboegirl91 4 months ago
Haha
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My eyes are open, I can see it blow in the wind, with my eyes closed and not physical, I feel it beating across my skin, means the realist thing is the unseen, you want 2 “CLICK MY NAME” 2 know what I mean, it is no secret for I HAVE FOUND IT!
tabaripalmer 4 months ago
LABYRINTH POSTER!!!!
blackangel163 4 months ago
The worst part about this video is that they actually had to go buy a Zima.
Sephiroth2oo6 4 months ago
@sarahjosh100 so you think it's blasphemous that God drinks Zima, but it's not blasphemous to enslave your children and commit murder in the name of faith?
nakunatta 4 months ago
"God attends Chico State?"
nakunatta 4 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 stfu its just a comedy skit, you dont need to ruin the fun for everybody so you can feel good
foodrules98 4 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 if your god is so damn great, let him deal with mockery himself. you have no right to be angry, the same way that the muslims had no right to be angry about the drawings of muhammed. actually you have even less right than that. stop fooling around.
allblue88 4 months ago
i have the exact same desk!
Adamjo 4 months ago
and my eyes are up here Joe!....my bad. LOLOLOLOL
sohumd96 4 months ago
The end made my day xD
MrsPsyfic 4 months ago
Don't record videos with a calculator.
TheGreekGodAres 4 months ago
@TheGreekGodAres Stop trolling cockfucking sperm popper
SourPwnaged 4 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 well then I will not waste my time trying to have a conversation with you then
sandsoftime17 4 months ago
which God are you talking about ? the real one or one of the many false ones ? the real one uses the Holy Spirit and not FB, sooo000 i guess i just awnsered my own question...thank you and have a nice day.
PREPAREFORTHEKING 4 months ago
@PREPAREFORTHEKING I laughed. You said "the real one".
Random1a2b3c4d5e6f7g 4 months ago 2
@PREPAREFORTHEKING which real one? xD
allblue88 4 months ago
awesome labyrinth poster.
Mrshappyhippo75 4 months ago
OMGT
Chuck norris and Goth Win me in Poker (Jesus)!
paroulis1998 4 months ago
@jesusFreakk96 the bible says a lot of shit. Do you believe everything that is in the bible? If so I have some land on Mars that I would like to sell to you... Time shares are going fast
sandsoftime17 4 months ago
That was one of the most blasphemously trashy videos i have seen in a long time. I will pray for you .
sarahjosh100 4 months ago
@sarahjosh100 Dude calm down. I think God gave you a sense of humor for a reason. Besides, if you don't like it, then don't watch it. Simple as that.
tyetu769 4 months ago
@tyetu769 There is a BIG difference between having a since of humor and blaspheming. Yes, GOD gave us the gift of laughter, but we shouldn't laugh at his expense. That is wrong.
sarahjosh100 4 months ago
@sarahjosh100 lol@"since". Obvious little kid who cannot spell is obvious.
MrJDN111 4 months ago
@sarahjosh100 well well, i can agree to let you guys believe foolish stuff, but if you are gonna whine whenever we make fun of your foolish sky-daddy then its too much. srsly, get some credability on your god-story before you start messing around. besides, how do you know they are talking about the god of the bible? ^^
allblue88 4 months ago
@sarahjosh100 I've seen much worse. This wasn't truly in completely poor taste. It doesn't portray anything too horrible. I can show you much worse.
CommanderNeutralGray 4 months ago
@CommanderNeutralGray Still disgraceful of his name none the less. I am just voicing my opinion.
sarahjosh100 4 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 I wouldn't waste my time trying to convince people who hate God of anything. They will either go to church, believe and know Jesus for themselves or they wont.
mh4777abc 4 months ago
@mh4777abc But doesn't the Bible say that we should try to bring these people closer to GOD and show them that Jesus Christ is our lord and savior?
sarahjosh100 4 months ago
@sarahjosh100 Dude, fuck off. It's just a fucking youtube video, calm your religious shit down, no one wants to hear it.
hotpockets222 4 months ago
@sarahjosh100 Yeh well I would approach them with your own testimony of the Lords works in your life. I wouldn't quote too much scripture it just tends to leave people shaken because scripture can't be broken - and thats why I don't like Jahovahs witnesses quoting it to me at my door, not sure if they realize what they are doing.
mh4777abc 4 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 you're a joke
iceykoolaid 4 months ago
this is where i wish god was real :(
theUKatheist 5 months ago
@Jesusfreak96,you guys r blasphemous,,,mathew ch17,GOD spoke from sky v5listen to JESUS,to eyewitnesses v1,recorded by different HOLY historians,12 times n new testament.you guys r immature,im 51,scripture tells you respect your elders,im a 27 year BIBLE researcher,went to 8 different denominations,BIBLE schools.please dont joke,GOD can bite your $#&%.he is the creator,scripture says satan himself,talks blasphemous against the creator,sheep talk like lambs,snakes talk like snakes,dragon speech
SuperWildbill777 5 months ago
@SuperWildbill777 First off, learn to write understandable English. Secondly, god is imaginary. Deal with it.
maxergud 5 months ago
keep pressing 2 and you hear base!
123Lizzyrox 5 months ago
did anyone notice the labyrinth poster in the background????!!!!!!
OoOoHsNaPcRaCkLePoP 5 months ago
LABYRINTH POSTER.
Cassibumpkins 5 months ago 93
i came from the douche off, putting someone on limited profile would have been the clincher.
Itsallover57 5 months ago
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vincentpricesnephew 5 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 You're horrible!! You believe in God! That's stupid! The whole "God exists because the bible says so" is a lie, and everyone who agrees with you needs to think.
lyon1535 5 months ago
@lyon1535 disrespect
taylorc0713 5 months ago
nice sock.
cheekylikestopartyx 5 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 God can bite my shiny metal ass.
xxhowisuxx 5 months ago
@JesusFreakk96 this is not disrespecting him. as you can see they are funny guys who are making vids of god. if you had seen any other of their vids you would find out they go to church and everything. so just chill...
carpar10 5 months ago
Dude, god just unfriended you.
Traviscausby0987 5 months ago
wow that was wrong
KJFilmProductions 5 months ago
nice hat
MrFitteds 5 months ago
If i got boobs id be happy, cuz then i could play with them all day yay!
spilpilz 5 months ago
Hey Zima is good
cedarwould 5 months ago
0:22 beer fail
myusernaime 5 months ago
"Everyone who is anyone is on facebook" I think they're implying they are christians :D
TheBBMachin 5 months ago