Worst Video Games Ever - Platoon

[Osakarmakun]

the music is better thing in this game  the other part is crap

[Luigi84289]

Platoon has wonderful graphics, a great soundtrack and no gameplay. How do you release a vietnam war game with 0 gameplay? 

[dogsmokespipe]

You guys just don't get it. The reason this game is hard is because war is hard.

[noizerock53]

one of the only games i never finishd as a kid

[Powerracer251]

love the music

[jagnum]

this game does suck, i have it too and very disappointed in how it "cheated" all the time. i did beat it though.

[steveparok00]

its so real i think im gonna cry... btw which pixel is platoon?

[LoryskaEntertainment]

Well, they do say that the last thing you do before you die is crap your-

[funkyhouseofcraft]

still better than cod

[TheSqueezey]

@funkyhouseofcraft I love you for this comment.

[Superkampfhuhn]

You are history !  *dies*

[mariogamersidequest]

Its nam you retard. What do you expect. Easiness? Asshole

[cybersonic233]

Call of Duty: Rigor Mortis Edition

[HelloFade2]

and to think this was made by the same company who made Batman and Blaster Master.

[lXpOl]

i beat this game, no lie

[raaavy]

Good music, annoying game

[RaguelAngelofBalance]

The music was good.

[elchicopataloco]

now understand because E.E.U.U lost the war of vietnam

[chadheck96]

I used to think Ecco the Dolphin was the scariest game ever. Sad scary music.

[skillless]

Why are all the old games being targeted?

[boitahaki]

well, at least it had great graphics for the NES

[Ribjaw9000]

big rigs is the worst

[toontown13579]

Hey look EXPLOSIVES IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE! In a NES game...? Who would have thought? Oh look again, BLACK OPS HAS EXPLOSIVES SITTING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU ON SEARCH AND DESTROY! I'll Go pick it up and walk to the nearest random WARHEAD CRATE and plant them there! You dumbass I played this in 2005 when I got bored of medal of honer and things like that.

[JakesterVideo]

i liked your verson alot better

[MrCorporalTunnel]

Rambo for the NES was just as bad.

[arakhnist]

strange, the c64 version had a functional gameplay iirc. the enemies didnt just drop right behind your neck. it was a decent game actually.

[Quazatronn]

ah ah ah! Just loved the comments! ahahahah!

[clemenza1234]

seems like the problem is that you dont know how to play the game.

[robotwo]

Dude , its not supposed to be fun ... its the vietnam war |:

And what would you suggest as a suitable death sound?

Seems like a pretty decent game.

[PuissantErotica]

Krauser is a tool and the guy playing this NES game blows

[ryan9312]

this looks more horrible than the real vietnam war

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

You Can not blame Charlie Sheen for getting fucked up on drugs and Tiger Blood..... After seeing all he went through In Nam!

[charmandaz2000]

this gave me such a adrenilen rush

[IhaveSonar]

Thumbs up if the game didnt actually look that bad....

[Callkid101killfurrie]

Wow No wonder COD Sucks.

[pmsherndon]

@flameshooter07 Its so easy to die in those terrible games, you may as well

[xXCPDaBeastXx]

Here's a better game trolol

/watch?v=Q0EEISCG2Ak

[blue13524]

its not the worst game ever, its the hardest game ever

[indyandsam]

I was in Nam and this is bringing back horrific memories

[fekiramic]

how did they decide to make a shoot'em up game out of an antiwar film, film

that condemns war on all levels?

[catherinefan32]

The film was great but the game sucks

[schneidercurt]

why is he not up to his waiste in rice patties

[TheDefjamfightforny]

atari games and nes games are just like arcade games when you go to the end and you die you have to start all over

[1024joaquin]

Sorry this is the last time i comment on this video usually i dont respong back because i think arguing in youtu is lame, have a nice day. And how do you know i write something if it wasnt a respoe to your comment? You entre the video again just to see if i write something?.Bye :).

[wiccanXexodus]

@1024joaquin does it count if you RSVP first?

[1024joaquin]

Im not a troll but the comment that he make was ridiculous and very... i dont know, offensive you cloud say.

[Akrim10]

@1024joaquin Youre not listening, back under the bridge.

[1024joaquin]

"Sorry, gotta call bullshit on all ya" pfff, why do you act ganster and act tough on the internet??

[Akrim10]

@1024joaquin - Run along and go troll somewhere else, mkay.

[ghostdogmovies]

I remember this being awesome...

[EdwardRichtoffen]

Well, at least it's better than E.T.: The Extra Testicle, err, Terestrial...

[leecrawford123]

im in tears watching this hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[spartak95]

This game really captures what it was like in Vietnam

[kawrght]

@spartak95 sooo in viatnam ppl where dropping out of trees right behind someone every 5 seconds, shooting pellets and walking around without a dammed point?

[spartak95]

@kawrght precisely

[kawrght]

@spartak95 ooook......maybe you should read a history book?i doubt that >ppl dropped from trees>the dead revived>shitty music was playing in the background>morals where involved>there was a huge bar at the bottom with score and ammo>one person went in alone. you really need to learn what happened in vietnam and learn what sarcasm(as my previous comment was sheer sarcasm)is. never rely on a videogame to teach you...anything xD

[spartak95]

@kawrght haha...my comments were sarcasm too you nitwit

[kawrght]

@spartak95 oh yeah xD.

[V8interceptor1000]

Wow, the M16 rifle sounds just like the gun you could pick up in "Thundercats" on the Amiga... am I supposed to be Charlie Sheen, or Lion-O?

[ChineseinCanada]

sad to say, we had this game as a kid. so i knew the game before i even knew there was a movie. I was like "it was a movie?" lolthe tunnel areas were fun, but this game was mad hard for a 7 year old (what I was then) so i never beat it.

[markuseraccount]

spent 3:07 seconds trying to get what i thought was vaseline off my computer screen...fucking graphics

[lb8068]

Why would they develop a children's game for such a harsh, gritty movie? Fuck, a child wouldn't be able to pick up all the intricacies of Platoon, they would just enjoy everybody getting shot.

[bagnumberthree]

Yep, I once owned this piece of shit. I couldn't take two steps forward without getting ambushed by one of those jungle gooks or stepping on a mine. Maybe I wasn't playing it right? Oh, well. All I know is I don't wanna play it ever again.

[FromThisWorld2Sirius]

Back in the war, you could dodge bullets so quickly, you could duck under them. -_-

[thegreat0298]

man elias must be in lot of pain

[jackball74]

I remember being so excited when I got this game - and so disappointed when I played it...

[RoninAvenger]

Now we know why we lost the war, everytime a Vietnamese soldier touched ours they'd dramatically fall to the ground and die. I have no faith for our military they are all drama queens

[HorustheElder]

War is hell.

[999alex9991]

seems a cool game or the time

[edmund94232]

so is this what nam was like. all flickery and 8-bit like?

[infections]

Its like friday the 13th except with vietkong. And in Vietnam, everybody is jason.

[Romulan007]

LOL hilarious review! What's more funny are the morons defending this sack of shit for a game!!

[DimitrY561]

lol, u run as fast as the bullets....

[TheRunner041795]

THEY CAME OUTTA THE TREES MAN!!!

[hellspawnds]

Music is sick though! :D

[oc1omaen]

How do you beat the game??? Let alone a level???

[BabiaEvelinae507]

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[CronoVonBankin]

You suck! This generation cant hang with 8-bit games because they have 0 attention span. Some of you noobs cant appreciate were your current games come from.

[jasonjlaw]

I've owned this game for like 20 years and I never could figure out the fucking last level.

[goodtomiwow]

LOL i laughed so hard XD

[Anemicnapalm]

Charlies in the trees , light em up!

[21leftcenter]

wow dude you're really bad at this game.

[jammerc64]

how comes that on c64 this game is seen as a classic and one of the examples of great games whereas here it's a crappy ;]

[Carbon657]

@jammerc64 Because the NES version sucks

[Akrim10]

Sorry, gotta call bullshit on all ya. Your problem is you're slow and you dont duck when youre being shot at. Its Nam, what did you think the VC were gonna do, tickle your ballsack?

The later levels of the game when you in tunnels and the ambush were like FPS. The morale bar was for when you get into the village and your morale drops if you trip booby traps or kill villagers.

Games dont suck just because you suck at them. You must not have grown up in this era.

[supahdupahguy81]

@Akrim10

To be fair to this guy, even when you progress to the later levels the game still sucks....

[foxmcloud555]

@Akrim10 Yeah but you don't question the controls? I did have a NES and I can remember there being some pretty shocking programing. Not to mention the SFX are hideous.

Just sayin'.

[Akrim10]

@foxmcloud555 SFX- for 1986 not bad. But whats to question about the controls? The guy playing this can't push down while a slow moving projectile is moving towards him, he cant press jump to get over the large white tripwire on a brown trail........ I think the player learned a valuable lesson, he wouldn't have lasted very long in Nam before the VC woulda bayonetted him, etc lol

[foxmcloud555]

@Akrim10 Nah, what I mean is, will the avatar respond to the input in time. It's just a lot of bad games I can remember took like maybe half a second to respond to what I pressed, instead of being instant.

I don't think even a mediocre gamer would make mistakes like the ones here, unless there was a problem with lag.

[Akrim10]

@foxmcloud555 Yeah man, you just had to have lightning fast reflexes for some of those old NES games. I played this one through lots of times. After a bit you get a reflex for what to do when a guy pops out of a spider hole or appears behind you.

All Im saying is this game was quite playable, it doesn't deserve to be in a Worst Games Ever list.

[derekmok]

@Akrim10

Just because he's bad at this game doesn't mean the game doesn't suck.  Lame gun, lame movements, lame level designs.

[Akrim10]

@derekmok - Really? What are you using as comparison, Xbox or PS3 games? Its about the Vietnam War, should he get a plasma rifle? Its a side-scrolling game from the 80s.

[derekmok]

@Akrim10

Do you know anything about Vietnam-War-era weaponry? This gun feels like a pellet gun because they didn't care whether it was good or not. Feels nothing like the M14, M16 or Colt M1911 they'd used in the Vietnam War. As for '80s games, Double Dragon (1987), Robocop (1988) and 1942 (1984) are just three examples of gun graphics and sounds done right from the same era.

[Akrim10]

@derekmok What are you talking about "feels like"? Its a side-scrolling 8-bit game. Its not Halo or COD where youre aiming the gun in front of your face. Yeah Double Dragon and 1942-3 were cool tho.

Yeah the sound isnt fantasic, but its archaic MIDI sound effects.

Give one of the fore fathers of FPS its due.

[krauser979]

@Akrim10 ur retarded hes like in his 30s he grew up with games you didnt even knew existed so stfu and gtfo

[Akrim10]

@krauser979 - Oh rly? Well I actually owned this one growing up. But thanks for coming out fuck face.

[krauser979]

@Akrim10 dont have any better games to own besides im talking about atari games you ignorant fuck but im sure you can't even name a few off the top of ur head

[Akrim10]

@krauser979 - Oh noes! Do you triple dog dare me to name some? This is Nintendo douchebag. NIN-TEN-DO! Take your shitty Atari and fuck off.

[krauser979]

@Akrim10 last time i checked this game wasn't made by nintendo retard if it was this video wouldnt be on youtube

[emanuel2011]

@Akrim10 Or maybe you're taking the video too seriously. Why don't half of you understand the point of a damn parody video when you see one? Jeez. HE'S DOING TERRIBLY BOTH ON PURPOSE AND BECAUSE OF SHODDY VIDEO GAME DESIGN. If you're a fan of broken games that require you to concede the fact the computer will have the upper hand for every situation, pull out your NES or SNES and never play a modern console game.

[AlphaFirefly]

YOU`RE HISTORY

[blackholedays]

This version of Platoon is worse than the Commodore64 one but, clearly, the author of the video is just trying to show how bad the game is and trying to be clever

Comments like "Gee, I'm having so much fun already" or "I just drop dead, like a stiff board" show how he just want to say bad things about the game with no reason at all. Well, what did you expected? Games around 1988 were so difficult and the technology wouldn't allow you to recreate a realistic death. You're playing bad on purpose

[Trulsbk]

You havent played the worst game ever if you havent played Lester The Unlikely.

That game sucks hairy ballz.

[Jaws2blood1]

Call of Duty: Gameboy Editon

[shootfirsttalklater4]

@Jaws2blood1 isnt this the only way to play call of duty....

[buttercremehonda]

Charlie got higher morale than you, but he don't surf.

[Tinfoil93]

So pretty much they took one of the greatest movies ever made, and turned it into a piece of crap video game.

[eklipsegirl]

The best video games on ZX Spectrum were built like this one: no mario-like scrolling screen, the game starts in a maze, you don't know what to do until you read the instructions. So, I think people who are just not familiar with this type of games just don't get it and think that this game is bad.

[Psychowilly]

I had this game too. Complete shite.

[TWOhits6]

i remember this game.. garbage..its the kind you wish you never rented

[TheRedCoke]

This is what real war is like

Not on Cod getting shot with 500 rounds and jumping around still alive.

[Tinfoil93]

@TheRedCoke I can't believe you just compared this to real war. Call of Duty is probably the closest a video game has ever gotten to real war. Which obviously isn't that close but thats because its a video game, not the real thing.

[xenos60]

@Tinfoil93 You really haven't played a wide variety of war games have you?

[Tinfoil93]

@xenos60 Not really. But i'm not saying that Call of Duty is 100 percent accurate because its not. Especially not the more recent ones. But when you compare it to games like battlefield and Medal of Honor where you can blow up tanks with machine guns, its pretty realistic. Plus this guy above me said that this game is what real war is like, which is one of the stupidest things i've ever heard.

[Gewok666]

Beow.

[NinjaSpartan88]

well it is realistic.

[afcmatt05]

Haha i had this game. It was fucking awful.

[zejdkoco1]

lol 2:55 the quickest game over ive ever seen!

im going to show this to ashens! he had a review of quickest game overs eva!! XD

lol

[SOULTAKIFY]

vietnamese hurling themselves outta trees now i know what my grandpa dealt with.

[TheViolenceMan]

@SOULTAKIFY lol

[slim240293]

Thank God there is no Barnes killing you form behind just because you pissed him off...That would suck as hell!

[luvjb95]

the music sounds like mosquito musical rape.

[hinduleech]

The PC version was worse.

[Poodleinacan]

Well, you were getting good at the game... You could finish it, at least... hehe.

[bileduck]

The best part: the up button is for both jumping and walking "up" to the path above you. Causes so many cheap and unnecessary deaths. Another good part is when you respawn on a tripwire. But the music is so good. It almost makes it bearable.

[RichardMontalban]

If they can make a Platoon VG, then they should be able to make a Schindler's List VG.

[HellsPerfectSpawn]

You know what it has quite an interesting sound track for such an old game .

[jrag1000]

I'm still interested to know how a game based on an R-rated movie gets on the NES... I mean who were they marketing this game too? the old NES always did have it's unusual game releases. I seem to remember Predator coming out for the NES too... Odd. Were they betting on lots of parents allowing their kids to see and "enjoy" R-rated movies? I don't remember Sega doing anything like that...

[modewr]

Man, this game sucks......boring game concept.

[fjuraa]

thats doesnt look like VC....

[Martindefeo]

Come on!!!! Kill those motherfuckin gooks!!!!!

[LoekSijbers]

HAHAHAHA, thanks for the funniest review ever... HAHA

[JWRandall423]

I remenber seeing this at Toys R Us way back, and I was like...WTF? Does the character get to call the enemies motherfuckers, or what?

[ThatKidFromVancouver]

before cod... there was this

[nettubarona]

Now, what a great way to totally screw with one of the best movies ever....

[n343184]

AVGN plez.

[Laystax321]

NOOOOOOOOOOO Not NINTENDO!!!!

[GETURPOPCRNRDY]

Is there a mini-game where you have to deliberately shoot a wounded Sgt. Barnes?

[HUNK091]

THERE'S CHARLIES IN THE TREES!!

[LinkinparkCrazy999]

the music is quite good =3

[GutteralRetch]

Hahaha I loevd the ending!

[yoshibacon12]

AVGN should review this... 'nuff said

[JohnACorp782]

Bullshit, you just don't understand the old skool games..

[MaxDeathKnighT]

The game has good graphics... i could use them for making a REAL Platoon videogame :D

[Kamilos55]

it's great game man, You just can't play games :)

[AngelofAwsomeness]

at least you dont get noob tubed

[gtawesom3]

inside footage of black ops

lol

[gotmilk1323]

Better than Big Rigs i guess/

[kokody1995]

YOU'RE HISTORY

[zentro99]

"Nintendo of America"?

What the Hell is this?!

[Load1Bongs1Not1Guns]

what is this i dont even

[idontfkinknow1234]

This is better then modern warfare 2

[cradleofdeath123]

music was pretty nice

[TheAviator211]

lol try shooting at the vietnamese soldiers and jumping over the trip wire!

[basementwaste]

this game was great dude. u just freakin suck really bad

[TheDoomPig]

I'd have to say out of all the games you have done, Action 52 is the worst game(s).

[scada99]

"super rigor mortis death" XD

[luteus77]

So apparently, you can dodge a bullet, but if an enemy so much as touches you, you die.

[ThetaE1966]

Rambo should be near the top also as worst game

[froggy9191]

Awww i loved this game as kid  :)

[metaphoricmirrors]

CRAAAAAAAAAAAP HAHA

[jeffhardyrocks333]

well atleast u didnt get noob tube

[bmx65]

Platoon is a REALLY good movie

[kucoru16]

this game takes nerves and reflexes of steel, much like the real vietnam. oh, and the morale bar changes based on how many kills you make.

[melosebrainuhoh]

Clearly this was made by some anti-war commie sympathizer who was intent on convincing the nation's youth that Vietnam was a pointless, unwinnable nightmare.

[EvilRadiatedMonkey]

@melosebrainuhoh Dude, stop being a walking stereotype.

[melosebrainuhoh]

@EvilRadiatedMonkey Um, I was parodying a right-wing doofus who goes through life 'seeing red' everywhere. I guess sarcasm doesn't transmit well over the internet.

[derekmok]

Come on...how can you not be stirred by the rich, varied background and your character's array of precision moves?

[benjamin656564]

these guys must have learnt from the japs

[BadPrenup]

+ if playing this game gave you post traumatic stress disorder

[bukakee1]

So if you lose all your morale, do you turn into a raging Tom Beringer?

[AleixPB]

LoL, Nice Game

[MrSchmerr]

the intro screen is badass

the graphics ar cool for a nes

even the music was bearable

the gameplay made the game a whole fail

and also the hits keep restarting

Platoon the game fails

[MrMOD1F1ED]

At least there's no OMA noobtubes