2000 toothpicks in my beard

[aar0n1st1]

what you should have done is sniff some pepper untill you would sneeze. I wonder how many of those toothpicks would have fallen.

[imascandal]

WHY!?!?!?!?

[Shumiebear]

His beard just went super saiyan.

[dugussett]

i can fit 3000 in my pubic hair

[beardpick]

@dugussett You must be quite proud of you mane of pubic hair...I know I am :)

[TheGeneralBurn]

try 222 more

[beardpick]

@TheGeneralBurn Actually...I did 747 more...

[xTheDeathSaintx]

i was gunna shave tomorrow but now......now i have a mission!!!

[skatetodestroy1]

Now put 2000 matches in your beard and light them all on fire!

[asalex1111]

if he fell over thatd be sad for him

[Mineckar]

Awesome, Porcupine, now post a video of you taking them out. XD

[mariofan4523]

That's not a man. It's a freakin' porcupine!

[luckystrikebrand1983]

Well thats a new way to serve orderves...

[NVanWendy]

30 minutes and a few bux worth of toothpicks down the crapper...

[Nkrille]

sooo what now?

[ArranCrayton95]

how long did it tkae to get them out? like ten seconds lol

[dangjustintime]

imagine if he fell on his face

[DarkManzGuides]

Whats the point of this anyways just wondering.

[PatrickMc1nerney]

Wow, there are a bunch of videos with guys sticking toothpicks in their beards.. I had no idea it was such a popular hobby lol

[oreostacker]

porkupine!!!!!!



[python471]

teh human porcupine

[fmbhole]

you wont run fullspeed into a wall like that

[MantaxTheDude]

cool

you could threaten someone easily

[TriggerzCoD4]

Albino hedge hog on your face?

[potatoewarrior]

imagine u fell on ur face!

[ThePerfectLie1]

I dare you to try to look down. 

[watersnake055]

thats fucking epic... makes me wanna grow a beard

[LollyLickkax3]

Wtff . were they in ur skin !?

[SniffSnaff99]

i counted 1999 ô.o

[MrUbernoober]

cooles tthing done with facial hair EVAR

[wishceska]

Thats brilliant! must have felt weird too.

[oldemormi]

aaaaah.... u dserve a hug come here :P

[gosteelelersandpie]

FREE TIME!

[rrnosh]

Super saiyan beard!

[Penfold8]

It almost looks like you have an organic sponge growing out of your chin. COOL!

[DecoyJon]

hmm...I only got 4...next time I'll try using more mustard

[bjetsc]

don't fall... lol

[reaGEEring]

@bjetsc hahaHAA

[Flinty88]

lol

[SilkSwe]

I'm so growing a beard now.

[rywibr]

yeah man, if you tripped you'd be screwed ahaha - but kudos for the patience to get 'em all in there :P

[nekokristiaan]

OMG! You really just made my day! Couldn't stop laughing. Thank you.

[kionay]

WAY too much free time -.-

[awesomeguy45]

how long did this take you to do?

[beardpick]

about 30 minutes to get them all in...

[awesomeguy45]

cool thanks for response i was thinking something a bit longer... now this seems like a less impractical use of time lol

[falcovandermeer]

@beardpick

why

[beardpick]

@falcovandermeer

Why not?

[falcovandermeer]

@beardpick

good point

[litterbug135]

@beardpick thats what she said

[ilablab14]

does it hurt?

[izidor7]

Truy to do this next time wiht matches :-/

[YAYTWATFART]

QUICK, LIGHT HIM ON FIRE!

[gockelwacht]

If you fall on your face you die.

[Artgirlwhen]

Your face could go as a hedgehog on halloween!

[rrrobotic]

you missed one.

[anko8aug]

holy mother of god !

[fallendude01]

that was at ragefanaddict

[TheJoeAngry]

VDM

[bitzao]

this is really cool. but how many girls can you get to lick ice cream out of your beard? check out my video response.

[Lambela420]

that's so dope :] haha awesome stuff...

i can't wait for 3000!

[Skatemoreforfun]

When does the 3000 come? :P

[beardpick]

Probably second week of October, that will be right at 1 year of "bearding"...

[YoungReesy]

EPIC WTF?

[beardpick]

Don't hate because you have a weak beard...

[YoungReesy]

LOL, I'm not hating, plus i don't have a beard...

[fruitysqueezer]

@beardpick omg?

[mikeylikesu2003]

Get a job...

[beardpick]

fail...I was actually at work when this was...sorry your job sucks and you don't have cool coworkers...

[loginatu2]

bad things can happen if you'd fall an your face..ouch

[emblozz]

wtf

[phraak]

And then he falls over, that's straight out of a saw film kids!

[noahphence]

Leave Ron Paul out of it

[RR5GUITAR]

static electricity lol

[tenesseetitans]

*tip o the hat* YOU ARE A MAN

[ImperiousViking]

looks like a porkupine

[mstrlnk7]

was thinking more like a bloomin onion

[AnoelDreamer]

Agreed.

[Doctor0ctagon]

fuckin sweet

[lovebug2431]

thats weird and creepy but awesome xD

[ChErRiEblossom124]

OH EM GEE =D wow...i know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop...246!=D

[redrish18]

sir, i do believe u hav a porcupine or two stuck on your neck... :0

[Jopanistan]

lol. legend!

[hellokikiC8]

geesus, how long did that take?

[beardpick]

About 25 minutes...it's pretty fast in the beginning but when I had 1200 or so in, that's when I started slowing down.

Going for 3k soon...

[SchmockwithCream]

NIIICEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! but dont fall on your face!" ^^

[BRANOFNF]

I take my hat off to you sir, I take my hat off to you.

[cjr122006]

how do you get them to stay???

[AwesomeTurn]

why is sonic in your beard?

[mckillit]

hahahahahahahahaha very very very good 5/5

[liamman101]

just like SHAKEEE SO HARD!!!

[unicyclist0]

WOW!!!!!!

[88hannah88]

hahahah that's epic

[pyrofreakingmaniac]

*ben*maaaaaaaaasive LOLS-- GO RON PAUL, oh wait, he didn't even have a chance. bummer.

[ChronicCancer]

you need to do that then go out to the bar drinking hahahahahah would be awesome

[beardpick]

Been growing it again since October...if I can stand the summer heat and keep it long enough...then I will

[hucky22]

Dude you define STUPIDITY and waste of time lol

[beardpick]

This coming from a guy who hangs out on YouTube all day, dolling out brilliant nuggets of opinion using capital letters in an attempt to bestow importance to useless and poorly written statements? Good job man you're rockin-cool and obviously we are all envious of your time management skills.

[darkelvemod]

then why did u find this video and watch it idiot?

[hucky22]

It was sent to me by an idiot like you .

[darkelvemod]

i didn't sent it idiot. then why u made comparison to me idiot? if u already idiot, just admit it idiot. IDIOT.

[jadebrew]

Pretty slick trick bud ! ! !

[MissPickletoes]

Total fashion statement!!

[creon5]

go outside lookin like that lol

[AwesumJonasBrothers]

interesting.... o.O

[stickgore]

nice

[PlaneCrash96]

wow if you fall on your face

[tmsxgamer]

ouch

[beardpick]

You do realize...that Idlechimp got the idea from seeing me do it right?

Oh wait, you just wanted to come across as a tool.

[BoisenAaron]

OHH PWNED!

[maltosarko]

bald ass

[ifyouseekjuh]

hahaha

[Naes181]

obama won so haha

[beardpick]

...the bleating sounds the same whether it is coming from the fields or the slaughterhouse...

so unfortunate

[Grabowski420]

lol

[luizcahue]

He´s Zangief!!! Hu-Hu!!

hauihauhaiuahiuahiuahia

[beardpick]

...I'll do a mohawk with it next time.

[wafflez007]

what would happen if he sneezed?

[ariluvzJB53]

lmaoo

thatll be madd funnoiii

[Grinder815]

2000? Some guy on YouTube did 2222,

Maybe YOU can beat that.

[xxF4ll3nH3r0xx]

imagine biffing it on a wet spot and all those toothpicks stabbing you o.o scary

[Comeaname]

some did 2222 toothpicks!

idlechimp

find the vidio called 2222 toothpicks in my beard!

[skittlesareyum48]

he looks liek some civil war general lol

[coreAtheist]

If people would only do this instead of killing each other.

[Eemma]

"awesome!" lmao! :D

[cXiRx]

dude awesome this makes me want a beard

[AllanHP]

He's Andy Mckee sauehusa

[dudupy]

que viagem!

[noied12]

lol it looks like a porcupine

[minastronasse]

Your beard looks as if it had more toothpicks than that new dude George with his hat and his 2222... and it looks better, very neat like a porcupine-skin bib made by Chanel !

[mp2390]

hahaha some else beat you they got 2222 in there beard

[xxghkuuer23]

wow..... u must have no life

[kukurukum]

you must have no life too if you write such comments

[beardpick]

Yeah...the 25 or so minutes it took to stick toothpicks in my beard is indicative of the fact that my life is a wasted facade that will never compare to the glory that is your existence.

Thanks for showing me the light !

[stevehjoseph]

lol, oh my god

[airdre1]

kinda looks like he tried to go super sayin but only had enough hair on his face for it

[Asmelhoresreceitas]

Isso é coisa de quem não tem nada de importante para fazer.

[xxghkuuer23]

huh?

[xodaniiielle3]

I bet that hurt

[brasutuga]

fala serio...

que coisa ridicula!

[datguitarguy]

WATCH MY AMAZING TOOTHBRUSH VID

[itakeyouthere]

Someone get that man a Doctor! Yikes... Lol

[IrishLighterStudios]

Ha funny!

I thought it was very cool!

[jolej17]

white traash

[kynn1]

Very cool.

[ragefanaddict]

post one when you get 2222

douchbag

[dumdedum911]

haha i saw that video also

[fallendude01]

and your video of you with 2222, or even 2000  is where...?

[irishgirl092]

wow yeah umm yeha thats really sexy not [ thats stupid this is a stupid video i hate it lame ass video

[Mitzucael]

YUP he looks like a porcupine!!

[VincentPrice111]

But this was his inspiration as you know.

[borednessislife]

u shouldve kept it haha

[LyonNorris]

It looks good. This could be the new trend.

[timtomowns]

he looks like hes wearing a fur neck warmer lmao

[mpls1948]

porcupine

[Rleeson85]

WHO CARES IF HE GOT BEAT LAST I CHECKED THIS IS NOT A RECORD FOR ANYTHING and also this guy beat someone else by 400 more so really he had has fun so um yeah who cares

[IM1deadMONEY]

I see a lot of dipshits commenting about how you got beat (as if it wasn't obvious)

I have to say however- this certainly looks like a lot more than the other video claiming to have more.

If yours is 2000 I'm not quite sure his is 2222. It certainly looks like you have more.

[iHasaComputer]

this guy had less beard making it look like he had more, he was beat. Build a fucking bridge and get over it.

[IM1deadMONEY]

Yea- I'm sure the Olympic judges agree lol. Like you really know the exact amount in either beard ya dumb shit.

So while I build a bridge why don't you go pour a foundation, or design an aircraft or uhhh, do something else that makes no sense.

[beardpick]

Meh , no reason not to believe him...

I'd find it difficult to tell the difference between a pile of 2000 tooth picks and one of 2222, even if they are on someone's face.

[clllaaaiiirrre]

you look like a teacher i had three years ago.

mr. strong

haha

[juiicyxbabii56]

thtatt lookss nastyyyyy !

[KitKatRawRx3]

i wanna poke it x3

[lildiretors]

you should totally go walk around like that ha ha

[chivasfan111]

haha i would if my beard was that big.

[lildiretors]

haha

[World1Of3Warcraft]

U GOT BEAT BY 2222

[natertater84]

Yours looks alot better than the other guy!! Ron Paul Rocks!!!!!

[FlabbahJabbah]

another guy beat you

[timthekid999]

the other guy got 2222

[Artyparty2222]

tht other dude got u beat by 222 u guys should do a war keep fighting to see who can get more there would be so much publicity

[GoMunkNation]

YOU GOT BEAT BY THAT OTHER DUDE

[heylucyhey]

its like a lion!

[fearthebat]

RON PAUL!!!!!!

[Tim6554]

looks like there is a porcupine resting on his chin

[whty89]

looks more like a hedgehog to me LOL

[82atr]

it would suck if he tripped right before the last toothpick

[Nieccie]

Even thought a guy got 2222 they way you did it like a crown is so awesome.

[OmfgSmurf]

Think the girls would go all crazy over that? =]

[trollplane]

I would be soo funny if you tripped!