A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIIS 2

[MickyMr95]

It sound more like "Nowiiiiiiiiiiis"

[lookjames21]

i love nostalgia critic!!

[islammeanspeaceful]

Chuck Norris eliminate poverty by killing the poors..

[brycethedudeable]

A CHUCKA NORIIIIIISSSS!

[menslady125]

I've heard that the Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[Azunyan1025]

I don't see why everyone thinks Chuck's so awesome! I mean really, if he was so awesome, he'd prove me wrong right now my coming into my house and smashing my head on the keyboarbcunejskksieixicndnenka­ksoxopclddnbendjsjdkswowo

[terrorfestival]

@Azunyan1025 That just made my day.

[nintenboy0214]

Chuck Norris used to be vulnerable,but then took an arrow to the knee and became immortal

[RbnBluez]

Guns carry Chuck Norris just for protection..

[redLuigi11]

chuck norris can kill a person with only a piece of paper

[IschmarVI]

@redLuigi11 chuck norris can kill a person without touching

[Adrianusist]

11dislikes? 11 people with their teeth bashed in

[Creaturelover18]

Well, we have a guy at the same level as Chuck Norris...

Kratos!

"A KRATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!"

[whostheman6]

what review is this from?

[3473firewolf]

@whostheman6 Captain America

[SkittleE275]

Freddy Kruger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

[treinfan122345]

rip headphone users

[KrisTheGamer2059]

Chuck Norris obviously doesn't have steel balls. His hair grows on his balls, still..

Because his balls are made of Chuckium.

[Hawkeye16000]

@KrisTheGamer2059 Don't you mean "Chuckinite"?

[MrMPS2002]

Did you know that Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards?

[Arexion5293]

Chuck Norris sucks!

... Did someone just threw my car through my house?

[Nemesis0300]

@Arexion5293 You're so funny.. stfu

[Arexion5293]

@Nemesis0300 Why did you bother replying to this? I wrote this when I was tired and VERY bored.

[MrDavidFILM]

CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

[Gigsterako]

A CHUNK OF MY ASSSSSSS!

[adamIIIIpl]

If you dont add this video to favourites,chuck norris will eat you.

[damprumpan]

A CHUNK O' MY ASS!

[TheNeonIcing]

Hell, Chuck Norris is in his 70s and still running strong

[Yonkage]

Chuck Norris once said "CandleJack", and shortly afterward, CandleJack was never seen or heard from again. See? I said it, and I'm still here. Proof!

He didn't need any rope, either!

[KingKoodaz]

Yeh Yeh Yeh....... BUT WHAT ABOUT BOOMER?!?!

[Splitdimond5]

@KingKoodaz BOOMER? I BARLEY KNOW HER!!!

Thata was one of the things i wish i didnt say...

[bigres23]

Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Bruce Cambell, Arnold Swarggeneger, Sylvester Stalone, Hulk Hogan, John Cena, Stephen Colbert, Ted Nugent, Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson, every weightlifer, Optimus Prime, Superman, Batman, an Bruce Willis once used their combined strenth to punch a fly. The fly left the space-time continuim and entered its own universe!

[tronlaser]

A CHUNK OF MY AAAASSSS!!!!!!

[twon1610]

I know the truth of how Osama Bin Laden was found. Chuck Norris ripped some grass and dropped it to see where the wind was blowing, he then walked in that direction and smelled the earth 4 feet from where he dropped the grass. He simply then pointed to Pakistan! Then he got on a plane and did what he does........job done!

[MARKALANPALMER]

chuck norris is the reason why osama bin landen is dead

[TFSONICFAN100]

7 people are going to hell in 3 2 1

poof

[RkivUnderground]

This comment has been removed by Chuck Norris

[DarkDust666]

7 people are obviously going to die in their sleep.

[AVGNFan4]

This Comment Was Removed By Chuck Norris

[NewSuperAvenger]

Chuck Norris in Captain America suit=WIN!

[ruotsionpaska]

Chuck Norris build the hospital in which he was born.

[Nascarrrrrrfan]

Chuck Norris gave birth to epicness.

[Cartoonothing]

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[Ghost898ghost]

A CHUNK OF MY AAAAAAASS!

[OtakuJunkieKid]

@Ghost898ghost

LAWL :'D

[jedisociety]

Chuck Norris built the house in which he was later born

[teletubbykiller54]

now i know why phones don't have this as a ringtone: they'd explode from having to much pure epicness flowing through thier battery!

[blank139]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair groing on his balls...because hair doesn't grow on steel

[MyNameIsForve]

@blank139 it does, if its chuck norris hair

[TimeLord675]

@blank139 The same could be said about Duke Nukem.

[YosielVelmoden]

ZOMG I just lost my virginity

[GroteB]

Chuck Norris can win the game. In fact, if someone mentions The Game, just thinking of Chuck Norris makes you win the game instantly.

[saul14844]

every person that hits the thumb down, dies instantly!!!

:0

[Yonkage]

Listening to this at full-volume is like having a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick suddenly materialize in the very center of your skull.

It's somewhat similar to drinking a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. In which your brain is smashed out in the end, but the process is still - somehow - oh so wonderful.

[anonimas12]

best 4 seconds of my life

[KevServo]

Know what I love about TGWTG fanboys? It's so easy to amuse them.

[TGWTheSunnies]

fucking epic

[BlueStarBeatsTV]

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[xxbobx1]

the first thing god thought was chuck norris..........the rest is his-story

[SolidMike84]

@xxbobx1

I thought it was reversed, Chuck thinking of history the rest is god

[mwong666]

The first word God said was Chuck Norris. Then the Universe was born in his image.

[frenchtoaster1000]

this is my new ubercharge soundmod for tf2.

[Roodypoocandyass]

Chuck Norris did something outright profound an unbefitting of a person of above average physique.

[guschivaman]

6 people now are dead

[TERRIBLEPRODUCTIONSS]

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about.

[friendsmakingvideos1]

If someone dislike this he is gonna die cuz chuck norris gonna kill him

[Yoshi1x8]

chuck norris can make zero a negative number

[Yoshi1x8]

Chuck Norris used 0.0000001% of his power on bruce lee

[kevindiesal]

@Yoshi1x8  chuck norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink

[philmcfc26]

chuck norris is a pufter lol

[MustyMarkus1]

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL WITH CHUCK NORRIS???

[philmcfc26]

@MustyMarkus1 thank you at last someone with a bit of sence fuckin hate chuck norris

[AlexMcPwnr]

@MustyMarkus1 His tears can cure cance... too bad he never cries.

[GroteB]

@MustyMarkus1 It's a meme.

[FoxtrotDeltaLima497]

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle

[gmartdude]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer.........Too bad he can't cry.

[gmartdude]

Confucius's eternal quest by the meaning of life was taught to him by Chuck Norris.

[DragnSly]

Chuck Norris can eat just one potato chip.

[FoxtrotDeltaLima497]

Chuck Norris once won a NASCAR Race with a Hot Wheels Car

[transamman69]

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just known as the islands

[FoxtrotDeltaLima497]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open

[TheThenerdanotor12]

somebody has to make a ten min loop of a chucka norriiiiiiiiiiiis

[Captme1]

chuck norris can delete the recycling bin on windows

[snowfox95]

@Captme1 i can delete the recycling bin right click and press delete i think you mean he can put the recycling bin in the recycling bin.

[TheThenerdanotor12]

funny just plain old fucking funny

[DarthVato76]

He once shit his pants, pissed himself, and fainted all at once the moment somebody whispered "Chuck Norris" in his ear.

He also drank Chuck Norris' urine, and called it "Dos Equis."

He is..."the most interesting man in the world."

[teddiesluvyou]

a chuck norris!!!!!!!!

[MTJL212]

Diamonds aren't forever, ChUCK NORRIS is.

[NICKREAPER316]

chuck norris is every american...

[svenhoek12321]

if bruce campbell was gay his name would be chuck norris

[DodecahedronHead]

A CHUCKIN' YOUR ASSS!!!

[AznS3nsat1on]

sharks watch chuck norris on t.v. for a week once a year.

[MARKALANPALMER]

why couldnt chuck norris play captain america?

[brestevam]

@MARKALANPALMER because no one would pay to see a 14 seconds movie

[buob1234567890]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

[benny4700]

Chuck Norris has been dead for three years but the grim reapers too scared to tell him

[henritje19]

chuck norris once farted.. the event is now known as the big bang

[crazzygirl100]

Chuck Noris has the best pocker face of all time.He won the 1983 World Series of Poker holding only an ace,a jack,a get out of jail free monopoly card,and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

[blasiankid7x]

@jubbjubb155 Be sure he's not in your closet or under your bed at night and by "he" I mean Chuck Norris.

[street6565]

@jubbjubb155 you are a dead man...

[redundantjoker101]

chuck norris is the real Kira.

[waterworld1234]

chuck norris is at the moment sueing NBC over the show Law and Order because he claims thats the name of his left and right legs

[AJSephiroth]

@waterworld1234 LOL

[MrCG35]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[THEANnetWork]

chuck norris is coming for the 5 people who disliked this vid

[tokyopanda13]

If you enter "Find Chuck Norris" on GoogleMaps, the computer self-destructs.

[theGMANtheBOSS]

What King Leonidas ACTUALLY said in 300, but was edited out in fear:

THIS...IS...NORRIS!!!!!!

[TheBLUE342]

Who would win in a fight? God or Chuck Norris?

[blade10000]

@TheBLUE342 Neither. They would realize that together, they are more powerful than anything, anywhere, and would go down to Hell to beat up Satan. EVERY. DAY. FOREVER.

[DanTheEnigma]

@TheBLUE342 Better question. How long would it take for Chuck Norris to make God tap out to his new and devastating submission hold. The Norris Lock.

[TheEnglishpaladin]

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

[dafranx]

Gangsters write their names on the walls, with their Tommy guns. Chuck Norris writes his name on the wall with a lead pipe by imitating a machine gunfire, and then mows down the gangsters with it.

[Dexaan]

What's under Death's hood?  Chuck Norris.

[rydgemolino]

man fuck chuck norris and his killer kung fu round house kick man chuck norris rocks

[luigibarqs]

Description removed by Chuck Norris.

[Drydareelin]

Chuck Norris is already dead...Satan is just too scared to tell him.

[aquapendulum]

King Leonidas is just another Chuck Norris' alias.

[GiefGoldPlx]

Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

[Tyler1337Admin]

Chuck Norris is so old and out of shape, he needs to have osteoporosis to get a stiffy.

Whoops!

[PoopSlammer]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding

[j0r3l07]

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.

[RTKTS]

@j0r3l07 Everyone knows Chuck is never late

[StrompsXD]

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did =D

[EOCB]

@StrompsXD TIME PARADOX!

[mytruepower2]

@StrompsXD

No he didn't. Chuck Norris never loses.

[xan1242]

Why Chick Norris sleeps with lights on?

Because dark is afraid of him.

[evilass334]

@xan1242 i dont know that joke all that well but im pretty sure you said it wrong lol

[oldblubblub]

Chuck Norris can blow up Hiroshima just by snapping his fingers.

[MARKALANPALMER]

seeing chuck norris as captain america makes me jizz my pants

[Dstorm20xx]

some one once wrote chuck norris's name in the death note, the death note died.

[Suckfest83]

The concept of evolution, as envision by Charles Darwin, doesn't exist - Chuck Norris just dislikes weakness.

[GreatNegus]

There are only 2 words needed to get through life: Chuck & Norris

[MARKALANPALMER]

when i saw that for the first time i jizzed in my pants

[thunderstudent]

After God rested on the 7th day, on the 8th God created Chbuck Norris

[Yoshi1x8]

@thunderstudent lmao

[AerialStoner]

during sex chuck norris is always ontop because chuck never fucks up

[Escalade241]

@AerialStoner lol good one



[DakuRaccoon]

Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird

[GhostBusta234]

Fuck Chuck Norris,because everyone knows bruce campbell is god.

[Nix91]

He cried ONCE...when Mister T punched him to cure his cancer. :P

[dio4eva]

@Nix91 wrong if chuck norris and mr. T were ever in the same room the whole bulding would collapse becuse that ammount of awsomeness cannot be contained.

[thunderstudent]

@dio4eva rofl

[stormshadow227]

the only person that can kill chuck norris is chuck norris to bad there can be only one chuck norris

[Mrshadowmind14]

@stormshadow227 bruce lee beat him

[stormshadow227]

@Mrshadowmind14 FUCK YOU no one can beat chuck norris

[Mrshadowmind14]

@stormshadow227 i was just making a point but the fact is bruce lee died so now there is no one to beat chuck norris

[OneEyeShadow]

@stormshadow227 except for Chuck Norris

[Yoshi1x8]

@Mrshadowmind14 but he's used 0.00000000000000000.0000000000­01% of his power...the awesomeness oif his stregth requires 2 decimals

[therandomgamerguy]

chuck norris can run for president and win...but he does not want to loose any power.

[Gangu1z]

World War 2 happened because Chuck Norris decided to take a nap.

[CodeMonkeyMasta]

everybody knows Chuck Norris can't get a heart attack..his heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him

[NeoJusteBelmont]

Chuck Norris was actually chosen to be Captain America, but thinking that it'd be an overkill for the Nazi, he instead transfers the mantle to Steve Rogers.

[Suckfest83]

Mount Rushmore used to have FIVE faces on it - but Chuck Norris said he didn't need the publicity.

[Machdude]

Chuck Norris can handle the truth, but the truth can't handle Chuck Norris.

[Otterrat]

Chuck Norris is 70 Today. Happy Birthday, Chuck!

[Imsocoolman5]

Actually, his birthday is the tenth. You posted this on the nineth.

Still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCKY BOY! :D

[SATEBTEHBM]

@Otterrat chuck wasnt 70 that day, 70 turned chuck norris

[candycandy1234568]

when Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the earth down

[maxacorn]

chuck norris CAN believe its not butter.

[Mikezilla2009]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

[LSWLover10]

Chuck Norris dosn't get cancer, he catches it, scrunches it up into a little ball and roundhouse kicks it to another dimension.

[Simetra666]

Chuck Norris messes with the Zohan

[Killercroc100]

Chuck Norris Isnt Afraid Of The Dark, The Dark Is Afraid Of Chuck Norris.

[FreakOfGames9]

Did the woman die?

[layzergun]

She was dead all along.

[CENTRINOaki]

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but i wouldn't take shit from anybody.

[Hauptseite]

@CENTRINOaki Finally a Chuck Norris joke I haven't heard before. For that, you get a thumbs up even if it's not your own self-made joke!

A CHUCKA NORRIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!

[Bubblebanana]

Some people wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

[Kizuii]

When Cuck Norris does push-ups, he doesnt push himself up - he pushes the earth down