Bionic Commando (Why It Fails)

[chucknorrisfearsno1]

@Hollanderizer I have a right to voice my opinion. It's not awkward. The Bionic Commando mechanics is all about precision and timing requiring the same amount of skill as with any other platfomer. I should know as i still own a nes as well as the original game. As for this remake the same rules apply. If you can't control your bionic arm then your shit. If you can then you have skill. I still don't see why you messaged me for as others have voiced their opinions quite similar to my own.

[chucknorrisfearsno1]

this is the most retarded series of videos I've ever seen. Course you can't jump you have to use your bionic arm to grapple and swing you way around. Back in the day when the original one was on the nes it was unheard of to not be able to jump in a side scrolling platformer. Innovation bitches.

[Hollanderizer]

@chucknorrisfearsno1 Orry? Even back then people were raging about not being able to jump because the use of the grappling hook was awkward to use for the most part. Why watch the video if you're gonna hate?

[Tekkai50]

Sidescroller + can't jump = what the fuck?

[Jizu16]

@Tekkai50 try the game, its awesome, one of the best NES game ever

[MrUnladenswallow]

i think they should make a video that people will actually agree with such as " why it fails, fails"

[lolorainga]

get bionic commando 2 dumb ass

[nachos908283]

Youd notice if mario didn't jump his game would be hard

[Kip779]

CHANGE THE MOTHER FUCKING SERIES TO BE CALLED: WHAT SUCKS ABOUT...

Silly cunts

[lolorainga]

DONT MOCH THE EPIC CAPCOM GAME SERIES YOU MOTHER F**KER

[NintendoCentralFan12]

Thats the whole point of this game. Dumbasses.

[herofromthedark]

Interestingly enough, this is also why Heavenly Sword fails! XD

[Uvi91]

I know why there's no jump. The stupid game programmers decided to reinvent the wheel.

Game programmer: "Hey let's not have a jump button. Those are overrated."

Other game programmer: "Yeah! That's so old. Every other game has one, let's just leave it out. It'll make the game cooler."

Idiots.

[nathanmellop]

this isnt the bionic commando the one i know the guy has a mechanical arm.

[SagesOfL33T]

@nathanmellop This bionic commando has a mechanical arm aswell

[Yevgeny1217]

@nathanmellop hey asshole, what do you think he was just swinging on the ceiling with!?

[nathanmellop]

@Yevgeny1217

dumbass i meant this shit aint 2d you bitch.

[nathanmellop]

@Yevgeny1217

dumb mother fucker i meant that this shit is 2d the shit i got for ps3 is 3d ass.

[Strikerx20]

@nathanmellop how the hell did u mean that from ur comment?

[moganza]

@nathanmellop

Hahahaha I love how you failed with your first reply and called him a dumb M*****F***** for your mistake. It never seizes to surprise me how stupid people are.

[SirTannen]

In soviet Bionic Commando, Box pwns you

[munitionsman4391]

that is a fair argument. what retard can't jump?

[gameygamey90]

the only one that's agreeable in the entire series.

[billthedancingpeanut]

People do understand that these videos are just jokes, right?

[kubel83]

@billthedancingpeanut no they don't, cause it's a bunch of idiots that can't see what's 3 feet infront of em

[Danut2]

The guy playing must be too drunk to press the up arrow.

[ThePOKOkitty]

"YOU CAN'T JUMP!"

It's called a challenge. stop playing baby games like MW2.

[Vincentiusify]

@ThePOKOkitty It's not a challenge. It's fucking stupid

[ThePOKOkitty]

@Vincentiusify you don't see me complaining

[TheDirector999]

You know what? I still love Bionic Commando! This was the greatest game on the NES in my mind, and the remake is still totally awesome!

[Gam3Junkie7]

WTF!? Ok now THAT is a serious reason to fail!

[Flagdread]

wow that's just bullshit.

really??? no jump?

[KarmikCykle]

The funny thing to me about these videos is that everybody who complains about them probably has more than one game they've decided they don't like based on one single, insignificant reason.

[Bijorn]

Dude, the developers were only realistic. White men can't jump!

[Larkguy]

@Bijorn ahahaha im white and even i find this hilarious and true

[tingsh321]

how about MW2......need kinda 18 episode each episode would be 30 minutes

[Strawberrymelonfuze]

Modern Warfare 2 (why it fails)

Everything

[prinnyXdood]

Seriously? A side scrolling game that you can't jump!?

[TheDirector999]

@prinnyXdood It was originally an NES game (one of the best, in my opinion) and since there were only two buttons (besides the D-pad and the Start-Select Buttons) there couldn't be a jump button.

[hackforloser]

@prinnyXdood Toki Tori.

It's a rated E puzzle game btw.

[TruWearsBlue]

the not jumping thing make the game harder

[UndedGamer]

lol thats a Huge FAIL

[HQFOX2]

jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get down!

[Zzarch]

I've watched every Why It Fails and love all of them. Yet, this is the only video with more thumbs up than thumbs down in the series.

[randomancrossoverfan]

@Zzarch probably because they only take popular games, and people take it to seriously, but they actually agree in this one, but yet all they make is humor, so i dont know why the f*ck they take it so seriously

[gremnkai]

@Zzarch because the outhers said stupid stuff like "books" on braid this one actually says somthing the makes the game fail

l

[Luv8sU213]

@LaserCollectionFan1 Touché. I fail cos that's one of my favorite games.

[Luv8sU213]

What kind of game doesn't let you jump?? *mind explodes*

[JSBurley]

@Luv8sU213 GoW

[sackmania2]

Good point there....

[TheNinjaLettuce]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

[Daxterbuddies]

@TheNinjaLettuce haha......funny alright...

[pronislaw]

Shut the fuck up, you fanboys! Those series have got sense! It's showing the frustrating elements of games, but of course you dumb fajboys... I dare to say IDIOTS are just jelling that those series are bad. Get real life, doods ;/ (srry for my bad english, im polish)

[DantehMan]

I suppose I'm the only one who thinks this series is funny...

[MetalGootar]

@DantehMan ur not alone man

[imperialbanker]

there is a way to tell machina to take this shit out?

[supermadio]

this is fucking terrible... stop uploading

[theduder27]

don't stop making these they are awesome.

[somacruzfirm]

You are doing it wrong machinima

[IIIBIOHAZARDIII]

Next episode should be; This Machinima (Why it Fails) and in the end it should shout out "It Just Fails".

[LieuFang]

i like it better when they shout out the reason. like this one.

[Lightyagami121]

These videos need to disappear

[whatswiththehair20]

Idk y people dont like this series. I find it pretty entertaining.

[Snipertoaster]

@whatswiththehair20 Excuse the late reply, but I think the series is supposed to be a joke, but people always take it seriously.

[n3rdslife1864]

@whatswiththehair20 YOU CAN'T JUMP!

[AngeloM365]

Saw this one from a mile away...

[tymo7777]

I have no explanation, but for some reason I love these.

[Kyubi888Naruto]

No...another legit reason (sigh). Though this one was still funny.

[octokiller7]

hooray, ppl are finally actually watching the videos, a lot of ppl thought this series was gay bcuz the first two were bad

[DoctaDiesel]

probably the best onne of the series thus far....although seeing as the other ones were garbage u couldnt really get much worse...

[XD0002]

"flagging is disabled for this video" really...?

[Gungho73]

wow you weren't kidding.

And yes, this video does actually have a legit reason, but the series as a whole fails.

[nburtoninferno]

I love Why it Fails! =D

You should do "Why 'Why it Fails' Wins" . =D

[SilverCrow426]

@nburtoninferno Or even better they should do "Why 'Why it Fails' Fails" =D

It's just an opinion XD

[JokingJames2]

This series fails.

[AwayToSlay]

probably the only one in this video serie I agree with

[Woodlehh]

@AwayToSlay

Ditto.

[MistahX99]

you should do why sega fails

[Cheetah1251]

@MistahX99

But Sega's awesome :c

[soilwork121]

I really don't see why they're continuing with these videos. Almost as many people hate it as like it...but can't see how someone likes it : /

[kvj1989]

@soilwork121 There just pointing out flaws in certain games.

I like to watch it:).

[Redkiller1111]

hey if you don't like it stop watching it

[Gacu001]

So basically the whole video is on Machinima today..?

[-.-´] Lame!!

[gerfall]

Vote this shit down so we don't have to deal with anymore of these. Whoever thumbs up is a fucking retard.

[chirrelmetal]

@gerfall HERPDERPDERP

[gerfall]

@chirrelmetal No speaky engrish?

[deathinabox777]

This was actually funny for once!!! And just an FYI do bad games for "Why it fails" like MW2... do a montage of all the things that break MP (Noob tube + danger close + one man army/spawns suck/nuke boosters) and say "IT IS FUCKING BROKEN!"

[JtotheTProductions]

Please machinima, take this series off.

[NinjaApe101]

the description fails, it talks about excite bike when this is clearly not

[dudetube911]

I DUNNO BUT DOESNT THAT MAKE THIS GAME SPECIAL???? WTF..... ughhhh

[TheMcRaeBrothers]

man this fagment i mean...segment fails hard...why do you guys keep doing these?

[Connorrules1]

i thought on re-armed you could jump? I thought the original you coudln't

[eiddie98]

Why It Fails (Why it Fails) FAILING!

[MegaShanked]

lol

[gavincheese]

i enjoy this seris

[coolasj]

hey a why it fails that if youtube had a " meh " button i would give.

[angryinternetguy991]

Shut the fuck up people.. no one cares if these videos aren't tending to your needs of watching youtube video's. I'm sure the creators are very sorry for displeasing you.

[Uinb]

@angryinternetguy991 Then they should stop making the videos. Last video they released had something like 90% dislikes.

[MrFluffay]

ROFL

[gmanleader0]

I just knew this one was gonna happen, it was just a matter of time.

[God324]

another true fail in video gaming why do people hate this series so much its awesome

[Hellsbells1993]

Stop making these.

[Gabrielvogel]

Make "Why machinima Fails"

[CodeMonkeyMasta]

make Why Blow Fails

its an indie

[oOMetalheadOo]

Thats the first one i found barrely funny...

[hugge123456]

Huh... What? xD But still awesome tho!! :D

[cogofwar11]

lolololololololol

[Younowkoed]

(Why it fails) (Why it fails)

[ZonixZ59706090]

Machinima (Why It Fails)

[WREQUIEM]

@ZonixZ59706090 why are you all posting this if you dont like their videos then dont watch it

not hard

[ZonixZ59706090]

@WREQUIEM

Why are you posting this if you allready know we just keep trolling and ignoring your comments. just live with it.

not hard

[WREQUIEM]

@ZonixZ59706090 k

[mrsuperduck]

Ok. I'll git it that this was a good episode of "Why It Fails".

NONE OF THE OTHER ONES HAVE BEEN GOOD THOUGH!

[Zeroned666]

why it fails fails in itself

[semimaru666]

you cant jump coz his arm is too heavy duh

[Sh0tgunJunior]

You know what, besides freeman's mind, these are actually the best videos on machinima. And I'm serious. Machinima just isn't as good as it used to be.

[Siber96]

@Sh0tgunJunior

I agree woth you, now machinima is just a bunch of gamplay and not machinima videos. Freeman's mind is one of the only good series here, besides this one.

[Rocy7800]

@Sh0tgunJunior nowadays machinima is just full of wannabe commentators or stars, there isnt any good videos, just commentaries of modern warfail 2...your right it used to be better

[jamezalopez]

Lol

[cpcrox1]

lol, i have an epic bionic arm rappel thing that can kill any enemy use to do ridiculous stunts and show off, alas i cannot jump.

[HAMMlicius]

this would be a reaallly good short on machinima, but they kinda ruin it by making it too short and not having the best content

[southpark990]

EPIC

[mukamuk01]

your not supposed to make that jump

[MrRoflWaffles]

LOL DUN KNO

[Magith1]

DX OH NOOOOOO!

[k4z22]

this bit always fucking fails

[skateasdasd]

This video is only 28 seconds long but I feel like I've wasted years of my life!

[Tobi181087]

Hey i've got an Idea for " Why it fails "

Why " Why it fails " fails.

[xMOONxKNIGHTx]

@Tobi181087 creativ

[theduder27]

@Tobi181087 how fucking clever, you should be rewarded for your smartiness...

[volker136]

@Tobi181087

i see you haven't figured out that it's a joke :)

[mauistrife]

hahaha f i remember correctly you cant jump since the nes and it was an awesome platformer,so please dont act like a stupid 10 year old

[member709]

this has to be the worst video i have ever seen!!i mean is this supposed to be a joke? i hope it is!of course you cant jump in the game!its fucking bionic commando!!!

[toshineon]

@member709 Actually, yes, it is a joke. But many people take it way too seriously.

[stewieisthelord]

Why this series fails, it exists

[RiCkEeHh1]

i hate these new style games they have raped platformers super mario bros. FTW

[LichKingSkullWart]

Bionic commando originally came out on the NES...

[RiCkEeHh1]

@LichKingSkullWart it was much better on the NES

[PurepOis0n123]

@RiCkEeHh1 Bionic commando is old. they just make sequels, and you couldn't jump in the first one too.

[RiCkEeHh1]

@PurepOis0n123 i kno but this is no where near as good as the classics

[4evil2me]

I don't get these videos... They are so stupid, I never troll but this is just the limit of stupidity... That guy gets paid for doing this!

[piraten20]

Wth?

[RacerX5034]

FAIL

[kennylippiatt]

I actually thought this one was kinda funny lol

[21785345]

pls. just end these video's.

[xOMFGxAxPiratex]

@21785345 please just stop watching them. problem solved and whiny little bitch comments like this can stop.

[21785345]

@xOMFGxAxPiratex a internet hero like you is even worse, when you're scared shitless when you're face to face with someone you thought you could laugh at 'outside the real life'. chickenshit

[xOMFGxAxPiratex]

@21785345 an internet hero i am not nor would i ever claim to be, and ive never been afraid to talk shit to someone who had it coming. as for the rest hold up a sec and lemme copy paste. a internet punk whiny little bitch like you is even worse, when you're scared shitless when you're face to face with someone you thought you could laugh at 'outside the real life'. chickenshit

[SlayerPDX]

@xOMFGxAxPiratex LOL i hate those bitches who can only talk their shit online but in reality they cant even talk to girls. LOL

[Phantom777777777]

THIS GAME SUCKS!! CAUSE IT FAILS!!!

[PurepOis0n123]

@Phantom777777777 that makes so much sense.

[wilsonweed123]

lol what the fuck.. That's stupid you can't jump, how are you going to pass the level?

[envagelium]

acctually i always wondered why the fuck cant he jump..... hes able to fall great hights, cling in every surface and destroy armys.... but he cant fucking jump..... xD

[222Bamboo222]

in the new one you will be able to jump!

[Goodnamed]

He is just bad, thats all.

[Majinhero]

So? You can't jump in the original eather.

[Th3Rand0mStrang3r]

The game is based on not being able to jump, thats why it's not just another jumping platform game-.-

[WormPowered]

@Th3Rand0mStrang3r its called a joke

[Th3Rand0mStrang3r]

@WormPowered A horrible one....

[WormPowered]

this is hilarious, I guess people get butt hurt over the tiniest little JOKE! PEOPLE CALM THE FUCK DOWN IT A FUCKING JOKE! ITS NOT BEING SERIOUS!

[TheMasterHaze]

first you butcher arby and the chief, then you plug your other channels constantly, now this retarded piece of shit? seriously machinima, listen to your viewers and axe this retarded shit

[sonickun95]

You can't jump, so what? I still love this game :S You can't jump in Zelda III: A Link To The Past (Only in holes and some edges but that doesnt count) And that is still a good game :S

[DarkFlame7755]

@sonickun95 that's because it's a top-down game. The top-down games that do let you jump are weird. (I'm still a fan though)

[TalesofVesperia4Life]

lol yet again this is funny. but all the fanboys start crying cause this is meant to be a joke.

[killthenerd5]

i love theis vid wooooooot

[YouTommmy]

The meaning of this video is make u flame about this vid and they get much comments etc etc etc :D

and show the shit part about games!

[rayza]

i dont get why people dont get the sarcasm