What have toasted marshmellow's & MJ got in common. Their both pale white. Make a sticky mess on young boys faces and their both going to be chucked in the fire.
This is like a beating death horse...No matter how much he was weird...he remains legend..You cant even touch his ankles Howard, so get over it! Don't be jealous because you're nothing...
MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS DEAD THANK GOD...HE WAS A TALENTLESS NOBODY AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES IS NON HUMAN AND DID YOU NOTICE MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKED LIKE A LIVING CAST MEMBER FROM PLANET OF THE APES BECAUSE HE HAD SO MUCH PLASTIC ON HIS FACE...HE MAY NOT HAVE HAD A CHILDHOOD HE WAS A SICK OLD MAN WHO LIKED LITTLE KIDS TOUCHING HIS MEMBER!!!
Talentsless nobody who has millions of fans worldwide and more money in death than you'll ever make in your life...righttttt!
Sit. You haters are irrelevant in that we will always love him and regardless of your opinions one thing will and shall remain.. He is the KING OF POP!
By the way, since you're so bright. Enlighten me as to what evidence was EVER found on him. Fuck you. YOU'RE a nobody. Fuck you and every MJ hater.
@hatchetswingin4life are you on crack? Michael Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers to ever live..it's not the opinion it's a FACT..talentless?? you're crazy..go listen ''who's loving you'' he sang that when he was like what 10?..he was a child prodigy..go on wikipedia and search child prodigies MJ is listed..your trolling won't change a thing..now he as a person I won't go into that..
they wanted to sell you new and improved sponges, flexible tooth brushes and Nike shoes, so they needed you to watch their commercials on television.
they decided to target the most famous single person on the globe and cause sensationalism to the tenth power by weaving and manipulating, stalking, lying , invading, accusing, suiting, following, reporting, joking, laughing, and creating jacko the wacko - with the intention of turning the stupid majority (you) into their audience (buy pepsi!!!)
This guy paid millions to the parents of young boys in order to stop being jailed as a peadophile, one of them financed a movie with the money he recieved, Michael Jackson fans are delusional, and probably affected with the same urges he had.
@TEZZA833R If he molested kids, why did the first child's parents settle out of court with him? As a parent, wouldn't you want to see the man who molested your child go to prison for the rest of his life? Instead, they took a pay off. The second case had no evidence of molestation occurring.
A psychologist spent time with Michael during the second trial and determined he had all the signs of having the emotional maturity of a child, but none of the signs of being a pedophile.
@EricTheAcktor no signs of peadophillia, except he likes to give under age boys blow jobs, in secret rooms with motion sensors in the corridor outside.
Hey, he could work for the red cross, what a saint.
@glynnracing79 SURE WHATEVER. YOUR JUS JEALOUS HE'S BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT PLUS THE BEST ENTERTAINER EVER. YOUR UGLY INSIDE AND OUT WITH A SICK MIND. WELL SEE WHO GOES TO HELL.
@MichaeIJacksonLives you are the one thats sick and jealous.for anyone to think that that piece of shit was beautiful inside and out must be even more fucked up then michael.the ugliest man and one of the sickest more deranged man on the planet.he will burn in hell for what he did to his body,what he did to you boys bodies and for killing himself.what a loser...just like you.
@glynnracing79 YEAH OK YEAH OK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MOTHER FKER YOU JUST BELIEVE OTHER PEOPLE SAY DONT YOU? I BET YOU BELIEVE 2012 IS REALLY DOOMSDAY TOO HUH? THINK BEFORE YOU TALK DO SOME RESEARCH MORON WATCH HIS EARTH SONG OR YOU ARE NOT ALONE OR HEAL THE WORLD ANY OTHER PERFORMANCES AND TELL ME THATS NOT NOTHING BUT AN INNOCENT, BEAUTIFUL MAN WHO WAS VERY MISSUNDERSTOOD, KOBE EVEN SAID THAT. MAN YOU ARE A RETARD MAN.
@MichaeIJacksonLives dont need to do any research.all i have to do is see what he looks like and see what he has done.fucked up his face,hang his kid over the balcany,giving his kids fucked up names,hiding his kids face,living(and most likely fucking) a munkey.touching little kids.a complete wack job.the world isa safer place now this child molester is dead.
@glynnracing79 SAFER?? YOU KIDDING ?? if anything the world is now FKED hes gone. Whoelse sings about sings about the world and love and childrens innocence now ?? nobody its going to be corrupted with people like you untill its so bad even though it already is with all the sex and crime occuring jesus will come back. show me some proof he did it .. o ya you CANT cuz he was always innocent until proven innocent, which is obv inevitable because iggnorant ppl like you with no heart n a sick mind!!
@glynnracing79 hey shithead..MJ was one of the greatest entertainers to ever live it's not the opinion it's a FACT..you would be fucked up too if you were famous since the age of 5..as for pedophilia nothing was proven it's just speculations..
Howard stern's ugliness mirrors from the inside to his outer appearance.. The man looks like a lochness monster, and his long jewish pinocchio nose my god.. Wheres hitler when you need him?. His adams apple looks like a chunk of clog semen, the guy is barely relevant now. Thats why this 50 year old loner is an outcast who seeks the media attention by insulting dead mega stars. The guy is barely relevant if still relevant... the guy is extremely insecure who only likes the sound of his own voice.
Howard stern's ugliness mirrors from the inside to his outer appearance.. The man looks like a lochness monster, and his long jewish pinocchio nose my god.. Wheres hitler when you need him?.. His adams apple looks like a chunk of clog semen, the guy is barely relevant now. Thats why this 50 year old loner is a outcast who seeks the media attention by insulting dead mega stars. The guy is barely relevant if still relevant... the guy is extremely insecure who only likes the sound of his own voice.
a ten year old boy walks into a bar the bartender says ''what'll have'' the boy says ''give me a bloody anus'' the bartender says ''how do you make a bloody anus'' the boy says ''well michael jackson gives you a soda he calls jesus juice then you wake up 3 and a half hours later lying on your stomach with a hundred dollar bill in your back pocket
No, sorry. When you're the weirdest mother fucker that ever existed on our planet, no. You don't get peace. We are a very superficial and judgemental country so why give us MORE reasons to talk bad about yourself? He had everything coming, and still does.
so captain douche.... i was in a rush and my spelling has nothing to do with it.,.. btw maybe you should do ur damn research and realize that he was never charged so u can go back to ur boring pathetic life, and shut the hell up! please and thank you, i am entitled to my opinion so kiss my ass!
@kurtizzyflush ok so when you die ill make sure someone makes jokes and talks shit about you, lets see how ur family and children who are mourning feel about it.
@sweetpie49431 I do agree with you in principle, but I doubt that they read this shit.
Furthermore, I know my father to be a bit of an asshole. I even know of people that will laugh and say "it's about damn time" when he dies. Luckily, I'll be mourning with and surrounded by people who feel the opposite. For every person that has something nasty to say about Michael Jackson, there are 10 people that saw him as a gift from god. His children already know that, and that will comfort them.
Howard Stern mentions that it doesn't make sense to melt MJ into plastic bags but the point is he had so much surgery that he was pretty much all plastic, hence the plastic bags, LEGO blocks melting etc.
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If the FBI couldn't find anything on him then I reckon there was nothing to find..and all your dirty innuendo's reflect back on you Stern.You seem to understand a lot about it,.youself.Big ? here.How come you know so much about it.
I would blame the Plastic surgeons for Michael's facial disasters especially the last job they obviously stuffed up,But what could he do?He WAS a gentle innocent and suffered because of it and was taken to the cleaners by greedy people who saw him as an easy mark. He was not a paedophile ,if he had been he'd have been cunning and able to cover up his guilt.Let him rest in peace .
And uh...It's terrible to talk about beating children. Maybe Michael wouldn't have turned out as weird if it wasnt for Joe jackson. And if little jew howies daddy beat him I'm sure it wouldn't be funny.
oh GOD. yeah...well atleast MJ didnt send cops on a fuckin slow speed car chase. "Let me run away..even though I didnt do anything." We all know why OJ was found innocent. Evertyime (other than mj) that a black celebrity gets arrested...its 'racist'. It's bullshit is what it is.
Then do you agree the childrens parents should have died in prison for getting paid off? I dont know about you..but if some 40 year old molested my son..I wouldnt settle for money.
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Only 30k idiots on here came on here to hear michael jackson jokes.Howard stern is nothing more than a unatalented aids infested anorexic honkey that should overdose and die from drugs lol....He's ugly and boney ass fuck it looks like he caught something from his mom lol
Oh will i hope you honkeys are having fun because thats all you peckerwoods listen to lol
Being lied on and turning his abuseful past into helping millions of people around the world, and by giving nearly a billion dollars to charity?Or did he conduct his life by buying child like things so he can try to fill a void that he was denyed as a child? he couldn't really fill his void because he was under the microscope 24-7.You called it conducting because some people/hollywood dont understand mj.Unlike howard stern who make fun,critisize. and hurt people
Read about the rise of the Nazi reich in Germany. It was a lot like america: there were feminists, booming social culture, EVEN gay rights! Im not saying he was a great guy, but you can't say he was evil. He thought he was a good guy, even thought that he was doing god's will, as stated in his autobiography. And evil means doing bad things for the SAKE of evil. Nobody really started doing that until the 1960's lol
Uh of course he was evil? He killed MILLIONS of innocent people simply because they were jewish. And I dont care what good he thought he was doin, no murder is right in God's eyes. And how the heck dude you come up with talkin about Hitler?? haha
Like i said, NOT evil. Read my previous statement again. Also, god either A) Doesnt exist or B) doesn't care, why else do genocides occur, even today? cmon now
Its not God's fault? When the world was first created, it was perfect. Who sinned? Who made the mistake? The people. Not God. Now while people are blowing each other up, stealing, lying, commiting adultry, etc. God is attempting to fix the world, although in an imperfect way. - thats why people believe everything happens for a reason. Because no matter how hard it gets, it will turn out for the better. // Hitler not evil? You might wanna go read your text book again
No Taco, you have no understanding of what evil means. Again, Hitler had good intentions from what he was doing, and if you read Mein Kampf, you will see he thought he was doing gods' will. Please tell me what evil means since im an idiot.
michael is the amazing man ever
R.I.P the king
michaeljackson195819 1 week ago
fucker
michaeljackson195819 1 week ago
@PanthionMasturbator Wrong dumbass.
jay256385 3 months ago
@MatthewBissonnette88 Well that explains your behavior. You're dead on the inside & don't even realize it.
jay256385 3 months ago
Michael Jackson actually died from food poisoning. He ate a twelve year old wiener.
MatthewBissonnette88 3 months ago
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jnorth1000 3 months ago
@T1ly Yeah he was. Got a problem with me saying that asshole?
jay256385 3 months ago
@JONNOG88 Go burn in hell sick fuck.
jay256385 4 months ago
@DominiqueCherry No what was "weird" was the shit & people MJ had to deal with in life.
jay256385 4 months ago
@jay256385 All MJ's fault!~
PanthionMasturbator 3 months ago
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and Michael Jackson?
One is a man of God and the other is a deceased pop star.
EricTheAcktor 6 months ago
Good stuff
Theburn77 7 months ago
Here's one
What have toasted marshmellow's & MJ got in common. Their both pale white. Make a sticky mess on young boys faces and their both going to be chucked in the fire.
From Aug 09
JONNOG88 7 months ago
@JONNOG88 lame joke :D
Susi2584 7 months ago
Michael Jackson in A Minor is the best!
Boobalopbop 8 months ago
You're so fucking retarded,assholes.
JaxyIrma 8 months ago
I cant wait for a famous jew to die so blacks can make fun of him or her.
jpowers55 9 months ago 2
We r a minority still. The latinos now out number us.
jpowers55 9 months ago
since when are blacks the minority now, you guys are breeding like monkeys no pun intended
TheSwiftRift 9 months ago
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This is like a beating death horse...No matter how much he was weird...he remains legend..You cant even touch his ankles Howard, so get over it! Don't be jealous because you're nothing...
DominiqueCherry 9 months ago
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jews are funny
SlumberCloud 10 months ago
MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS DEAD THANK GOD...HE WAS A TALENTLESS NOBODY AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES IS NON HUMAN AND DID YOU NOTICE MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKED LIKE A LIVING CAST MEMBER FROM PLANET OF THE APES BECAUSE HE HAD SO MUCH PLASTIC ON HIS FACE...HE MAY NOT HAVE HAD A CHILDHOOD HE WAS A SICK OLD MAN WHO LIKED LITTLE KIDS TOUCHING HIS MEMBER!!!
hatchetswingin4life 11 months ago
@hatchetswingin4life
Talentsless nobody who has millions of fans worldwide and more money in death than you'll ever make in your life...righttttt!
Sit. You haters are irrelevant in that we will always love him and regardless of your opinions one thing will and shall remain.. He is the KING OF POP!
By the way, since you're so bright. Enlighten me as to what evidence was EVER found on him. Fuck you. YOU'RE a nobody. Fuck you and every MJ hater.
mjfanforever2010 11 months ago
@hatchetswingin4life are you on crack? Michael Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers to ever live..it's not the opinion it's a FACT..talentless?? you're crazy..go listen ''who's loving you'' he sang that when he was like what 10?..he was a child prodigy..go on wikipedia and search child prodigies MJ is listed..your trolling won't change a thing..now he as a person I won't go into that..
Susi2584 11 months ago
@hatchetswingin4life You are an idoit!!!! I'm sure most you tubers would agree.STFU and crawl back under your rock.
curtismoff 11 months ago
they wanted to sell you new and improved sponges, flexible tooth brushes and Nike shoes, so they needed you to watch their commercials on television.
they decided to target the most famous single person on the globe and cause sensationalism to the tenth power by weaving and manipulating, stalking, lying , invading, accusing, suiting, following, reporting, joking, laughing, and creating jacko the wacko - with the intention of turning the stupid majority (you) into their audience (buy pepsi!!!)
LeoDiamondTV 1 year ago
Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely Vietnamese looking woman's corpse. LMAO
ifuseekamy 1 year ago
I want a Joe Jackson Talent Belt.
ifuseekamy 1 year ago 9
The belt did MJ some good.
WAPA! -Go out there and be somebody!
campbpar 1 year ago 3
@campbpar The Joe Jackson Talent Belt was the inspiration for 'Beat It'. I'm surprised Artie never mentioned it.
ifuseekamy 1 year ago
@ifuseekamy Ahahah, Mike was lucky to be graced with the leather of that magical belt.
campbpar 1 year ago
Fuck you Howard and those bitch ass MJ haters!
marcalu 1 year ago
This guy paid millions to the parents of young boys in order to stop being jailed as a peadophile, one of them financed a movie with the money he recieved, Michael Jackson fans are delusional, and probably affected with the same urges he had.
Thats why they defend him so much......
TEZZA833R 1 year ago
@TEZZA833R If he molested kids, why did the first child's parents settle out of court with him? As a parent, wouldn't you want to see the man who molested your child go to prison for the rest of his life? Instead, they took a pay off. The second case had no evidence of molestation occurring.
A psychologist spent time with Michael during the second trial and determined he had all the signs of having the emotional maturity of a child, but none of the signs of being a pedophile.
EricTheAcktor 1 year ago
@EricTheAcktor no signs of peadophillia, except he likes to give under age boys blow jobs, in secret rooms with motion sensors in the corridor outside.
Hey, he could work for the red cross, what a saint.
TEZZA833R 1 year ago
@TEZZA833R - Lol You need to put down the tabloids. FYI there are security cameras in his room. They would have recorded shit like that.
A86 1 year ago
MICHAEL JACKSON DOESNT HAVE A FILTHY MIND LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
MichaeIJacksonLives 1 year ago
FUCK U HOWARD
MichaeIJacksonLives 1 year ago
@MichaeIJacksonLives long live howard..thank god michael is dead...and burning in hell.
glynnracing79 1 year ago
@glynnracing79 SURE WHATEVER. YOUR JUS JEALOUS HE'S BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT PLUS THE BEST ENTERTAINER EVER. YOUR UGLY INSIDE AND OUT WITH A SICK MIND. WELL SEE WHO GOES TO HELL.
MichaeIJacksonLives 1 year ago
@MichaeIJacksonLives you are the one thats sick and jealous.for anyone to think that that piece of shit was beautiful inside and out must be even more fucked up then michael.the ugliest man and one of the sickest more deranged man on the planet.he will burn in hell for what he did to his body,what he did to you boys bodies and for killing himself.what a loser...just like you.
glynnracing79 1 year ago
@glynnracing79 YEAH OK YEAH OK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MOTHER FKER YOU JUST BELIEVE OTHER PEOPLE SAY DONT YOU? I BET YOU BELIEVE 2012 IS REALLY DOOMSDAY TOO HUH? THINK BEFORE YOU TALK DO SOME RESEARCH MORON WATCH HIS EARTH SONG OR YOU ARE NOT ALONE OR HEAL THE WORLD ANY OTHER PERFORMANCES AND TELL ME THATS NOT NOTHING BUT AN INNOCENT, BEAUTIFUL MAN WHO WAS VERY MISSUNDERSTOOD, KOBE EVEN SAID THAT. MAN YOU ARE A RETARD MAN.
MichaeIJacksonLives 1 year ago
@MichaeIJacksonLives dont need to do any research.all i have to do is see what he looks like and see what he has done.fucked up his face,hang his kid over the balcany,giving his kids fucked up names,hiding his kids face,living(and most likely fucking) a munkey.touching little kids.a complete wack job.the world isa safer place now this child molester is dead.
glynnracing79 1 year ago
@glynnracing79 SAFER?? YOU KIDDING ?? if anything the world is now FKED hes gone. Whoelse sings about sings about the world and love and childrens innocence now ?? nobody its going to be corrupted with people like you untill its so bad even though it already is with all the sex and crime occuring jesus will come back. show me some proof he did it .. o ya you CANT cuz he was always innocent until proven innocent, which is obv inevitable because iggnorant ppl like you with no heart n a sick mind!!
MichaeIJacksonLives 1 year ago
@MichaeIJacksonLives yep.cause all innocent people pay people off.over and over.nothing like buying your innocence.
glynnracing79 1 year ago
@glynnracing79 i know im right so complain all you want little bitch grow the fuck up. damm!
MichaeIJacksonLives 1 year ago
@glynnracing79 hey shithead..MJ was one of the greatest entertainers to ever live it's not the opinion it's a FACT..you would be fucked up too if you were famous since the age of 5..as for pedophilia nothing was proven it's just speculations..
Susi2584 11 months ago
I love the laugh-track they implemented into this.
These jokes are legend, btw.
GmanGregilla 1 year ago
What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
hulkmam3 1 year ago
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MJJacksonQueen777 1 year ago
0:18-0:50 - Hilarious!!!
MrBronx61 1 year ago
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MJ-fans are the most retarded psychofans ever!
mj was a childrapist, stop lying about it
Marco18887 1 year ago
I can't believe he did this show AFTER MJ's death. Real classy.
iamboy1234 1 year ago
@iamboy1234 waaah go fuck ur self
STINGY3000 1 year ago
@STINGY3000 Wow, you're a real class act, dude. I'd argue with you but you don't seem to understand words that are written properly.
iamboy1234 1 year ago
The Farrah Fawcett one was the greatest. I still think of it from time to time.
ifuseekamy 1 year ago
Howard stern's ugliness mirrors from the inside to his outer appearance.. The man looks like a lochness monster, and his long jewish pinocchio nose my god.. Wheres hitler when you need him?. His adams apple looks like a chunk of clog semen, the guy is barely relevant now. Thats why this 50 year old loner is an outcast who seeks the media attention by insulting dead mega stars. The guy is barely relevant if still relevant... the guy is extremely insecure who only likes the sound of his own voice.
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Howard stern's ugliness mirrors from the inside to his outer appearance.. The man looks like a lochness monster, and his long jewish pinocchio nose my god.. Wheres hitler when you need him?.. His adams apple looks like a chunk of clog semen, the guy is barely relevant now. Thats why this 50 year old loner is a outcast who seeks the media attention by insulting dead mega stars. The guy is barely relevant if still relevant... the guy is extremely insecure who only likes the sound of his own voice.
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markeithmm89 1 year ago
a ten year old boy walks into a bar the bartender says ''what'll have'' the boy says ''give me a bloody anus'' the bartender says ''how do you make a bloody anus'' the boy says ''well michael jackson gives you a soda he calls jesus juice then you wake up 3 and a half hours later lying on your stomach with a hundred dollar bill in your back pocket
JOEIS2BIG330 1 year ago
connard!! j'appréciai H S mais now c un imbécile pr moi, michael est une légende
tikidi83 1 year ago
i love howard stern but robin is nothing but an annoying bitch that leaches off of howard stern and his jokes.
mkrulz77 1 year ago
nigger
mpapale6 1 year ago
Michael Jackson looks like Steven Tyler fucked Joan Rivers, then pushed her down a flight of stairs.
BrutalAsHell 1 year ago
@BrutalAsHell Hey! When you're posting something that hysterical we all need a warning! I almost hurt myself.
Did msnewsenior kill some of these poster's dogs? What a gang bang. Guess I better read some ealier posts?
kurtizzyflush 1 year ago
your sick whats your problem got your full of it
moneyman1876 1 year ago
does King of All Blacks call every show???
saar144 1 year ago
@saar144 you mean Jesse Jackson? LOL
Villeneuve27 1 year ago
@Villeneuve27
actually, i was talking about the blackest of them whole - justin timberlake.
saar144 1 year ago
@saar144 LOL
Villeneuve27 1 year ago
Wow, this is really FUCKED up.
lilpinkyluv 1 year ago
The Rice Krispies joke is the best.
DartmouthAlum96 1 year ago
@DartmouthAlum96 Dont listen to this!!
ABCTHISISIT 1 year ago
Damn I miss Artie on the show...
grungegopher 1 year ago
@JuaronAaliyah It's truly a shame that people like you can look at this rich, cultured world and still be blinded by skin color.
P0mt3 1 year ago
At least now we know the inspiration behind 'Beat It'.
ifuseekamy 1 year ago
Those are pretty clever.
thrashfan666 1 year ago
The McDonald's one was the great LOL!
Cyclonus84 1 year ago
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mkrulz77 1 year ago
Happy DEATH DAY Micheal, you old (dead) pedophile you! (1 year ago.)
Boys pants are half-off everywhere in tribute!
AbortionOnToast 1 year ago
I bet He has an ORGASM every time he BASHES MICHAEL JACKSON thats why he keeps doing it !!!!
omjthasasgamisei 1 year ago
Those sound affects are terrible
crapongodzilla 1 year ago
m.j. wasn't a nigger, he was a nigga
sweetjimmyhotpants 1 year ago
LMFAO :L:L Dis Is Bareee JKzzzz
NKovacs2K9 1 year ago
2:03 tracy morgan called in lol
masterkemp 1 year ago
is that fake laughing???
13igon 1 year ago
Hahaha, some of these are actually pretty funny. I liked the "A Minor joke the best."
R8erNation636 1 year ago
listen im a michael fan and all but these are just jokes...come on people giggle
NyFin3st11 1 year ago
howard you are not funny you look funny now thats a jokes ah ah ah bitch
myralove83 1 year ago
hey this is funny shit
zenos12 1 year ago
in that picture he DOES kinda look vaguely like a vietnamese woman. guess they weren't looking at that picture. :)
corpusc 1 year ago
"take me to the children's hospital"
boyz to men ISN'T a delivery service?????
and the laugh track is fucking hilarious
Giua1973 1 year ago
Awesome hahahaha i love Micheal, but im not against jokes in any sort. comedy is still alive and kicking in my world!
SatansMullet 1 year ago 2
8:54 XD
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
Hilarious! Thanks for the upload. :D
starkodama 1 year ago
BAD!
ChantieRSG 1 year ago
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Oooh!
Good one!
SinnFein4ever 1 year ago
No, sorry. When you're the weirdest mother fucker that ever existed on our planet, no. You don't get peace. We are a very superficial and judgemental country so why give us MORE reasons to talk bad about yourself? He had everything coming, and still does.
jaydubbayu 1 year ago
I like Howard Stern but it made me feel dirty just listening to this. Poor Mike died, will the man ever get any peace?
MisSeductive 1 year ago
@MisSeductive Barreling towards celebrity, you forfeit your privacy.
Solution? Don't be famous.
Efferts 1 year ago 2
he is so funny
khanaks1008 1 year ago
I thought it was gonna be Neal Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Moon Walked!
Mulcahey41 1 year ago
@Mulcahey41 more like moon humped amirite
SerialKillerDuck 1 year ago
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go fuk urself howard u cunt
Rob7424 1 year ago
goddamn King of all Bores is a horrible caller
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exactly why i think howard stern should rot in hell
chrhem1234 1 year ago
No, you only say that because when he died then you feel sorry for him? Shut up you stupid follower.
jackb0y89 1 year ago
HE IS A REAL DOUCHE
joewoo127 2 years ago
these jokes are ridicolous and stupid... we should not be laughing at a dead man. that is the most grotesque thing ive ever heard!
sweetpie49431 2 years ago
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CaptainDebauchery 2 years ago
so captain douche.... i was in a rush and my spelling has nothing to do with it.,.. btw maybe you should do ur damn research and realize that he was never charged so u can go back to ur boring pathetic life, and shut the hell up! please and thank you, i am entitled to my opinion so kiss my ass!
sweetpie49431 2 years ago
@sweetpie49431 MJ will never hear the jokes. This is what people do to dead, controversial stars. MJ isn't the first and won't be the last.
kurtizzyflush 1 year ago
@kurtizzyflush ok so when you die ill make sure someone makes jokes and talks shit about you, lets see how ur family and children who are mourning feel about it.
sweetpie49431 1 year ago
@sweetpie49431 I do agree with you in principle, but I doubt that they read this shit.
Furthermore, I know my father to be a bit of an asshole. I even know of people that will laugh and say "it's about damn time" when he dies. Luckily, I'll be mourning with and surrounded by people who feel the opposite. For every person that has something nasty to say about Michael Jackson, there are 10 people that saw him as a gift from god. His children already know that, and that will comfort them.
DJFlozone 1 year ago
lol
sduddy 2 years ago
"I gotta remind ya, these are jokes" lol
JRCrowley 2 years ago 17
@JRCrowley yes but what if you where Michael being accused of such disgusting things
cajica1000 1 year ago
Happy DEATH DAY Micheal, you old (dead) pedophile you! (1 year ago.)
Boys pants are half-off everywhere in tribute!
AbortionOnToast 1 year ago
sour, acid, grotesque jokes....you guys just have a corpse with a tongue. Congrats! you do not have feelings.
jitendra94 2 years ago
Howard Stern mentions that it doesn't make sense to melt MJ into plastic bags but the point is he had so much surgery that he was pretty much all plastic, hence the plastic bags, LEGO blocks melting etc.
PirateEyepatch 2 years ago
sweet
jmbrown8273 2 years ago
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when Howard starts making fun of how someone looks, he's skating on very thin ice....
sohooded 2 years ago
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If u listen then u burn toooo ! Stupid fuck !
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I hope Howard Stern burns in the deep dark black corner he calls his heart
Elew100 2 years ago
haha, Howard is fantastic:)
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MJ is sick and I am glad he is dead.
mikeexplosion 2 years ago
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If the FBI couldn't find anything on him then I reckon there was nothing to find..and all your dirty innuendo's reflect back on you Stern.You seem to understand a lot about it,.youself.Big ? here.How come you know so much about it.
bluewren2 2 years ago
I would blame the Plastic surgeons for Michael's facial disasters especially the last job they obviously stuffed up,But what could he do?He WAS a gentle innocent and suffered because of it and was taken to the cleaners by greedy people who saw him as an easy mark. He was not a paedophile ,if he had been he'd have been cunning and able to cover up his guilt.Let him rest in peace .
bluewren2 2 years ago
@bluewren2 even the best plastic surgeon can't do that many surgerys, he over did it
lennytron001 2 years ago
LMAO Whats black and white and dead all over?
I dont know, but it touched me
look i love mj but these jokes r pretty funny!
RIP MJ
nice678900 2 years ago
How fucking rude
ChocolateKisses233 2 years ago
"Michael Jackson died of food poisoning.
He ate 12 year old weiner"
My favorite.
lordmaldad 2 years ago 2
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@lordmaldad Michael Jackson was a pedophile, not a cannibal.
memosinyourmouth 1 year ago
I'll fight anyone here.. ROADHOUSE!!!!
cokehorse 2 years ago
As Michael would say, "Ahh! Go to hell" (:
forevershining1 2 years ago 2
then why his accuser killed himself? shouldn't they live on happily knowing the rapist is gone?
tchen10 2 years ago 3
And uh...It's terrible to talk about beating children. Maybe Michael wouldn't have turned out as weird if it wasnt for Joe jackson. And if little jew howies daddy beat him I'm sure it wouldn't be funny.
PumpkinKunt 2 years ago
oh GOD. yeah...well atleast MJ didnt send cops on a fuckin slow speed car chase. "Let me run away..even though I didnt do anything." We all know why OJ was found innocent. Evertyime (other than mj) that a black celebrity gets arrested...its 'racist'. It's bullshit is what it is.
PumpkinKunt 2 years ago
Then do you agree the childrens parents should have died in prison for getting paid off? I dont know about you..but if some 40 year old molested my son..I wouldnt settle for money.
PumpkinKunt 2 years ago
It wasent a shvoogie button !
It was the perv alert. What a piece o shit !
Lvduggo69 2 years ago
such as?
InsaneChef 2 years ago
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NotQuiteRight 2 years ago
He never turned his nose up at plastic surgery.
steviobat 2 years ago
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
crackmunch 2 years ago
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Q:How can you tell when crackmunch has a hot date?
A. His mother is laying on the couch lubed up and waiting for him.
fag.
PumpkinKunt 2 years ago
ENTERPRISE RENT A CAR SUCKS!!!!
BigMan301 2 years ago 2
THE BEST PART IS THE LAUGH TRACK!!!
snakefinger 2 years ago 2
stupid jokes ... like Howard Stern
crisnfr 2 years ago
i respected Michael Jackson when he was black and not a child molesterer ,good riddance to peadophiles
curioz29 2 years ago
waaaagh !
talk2myagent 2 years ago
People need to shut the fuck up, nobody gave a shit about mj until he died, now he's a saint.
jerywilliams 2 years ago 6
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Only 30k idiots on here came on here to hear michael jackson jokes.Howard stern is nothing more than a unatalented aids infested anorexic honkey that should overdose and die from drugs lol....He's ugly and boney ass fuck it looks like he caught something from his mom lol
Oh will i hope you honkeys are having fun because thats all you peckerwoods listen to lol
markeithmm89 2 years ago
The jokes are not on the race they are on the person and the way he conducted hes life, dummy
click back out to your retarded world where untalented people get paid millions of dollars . wich you wish you had
XAVIERCUERVO 2 years ago
Conducted his life like what?
Being lied on and turning his abuseful past into helping millions of people around the world, and by giving nearly a billion dollars to charity?Or did he conduct his life by buying child like things so he can try to fill a void that he was denyed as a child? he couldn't really fill his void because he was under the microscope 24-7.You called it conducting because some people/hollywood dont understand mj.Unlike howard stern who make fun,critisize. and hurt people
markeithmm89 2 years ago
like how everyone ignores the 1 million good things a person does and focuses on everything else under a microscope.
neoeyes4u 2 years ago
exactly!!
markeithmm89 2 years ago
plus there was no proof of it actually happening
InsaneChef 2 years ago
He played with boys penises. Hitler took great care of his own people.
Rshimy 2 years ago
HAHA oh my god?! Did you just compliment Hitler? Youve got to be kidding
forevershining1 2 years ago
Read about the rise of the Nazi reich in Germany. It was a lot like america: there were feminists, booming social culture, EVEN gay rights! Im not saying he was a great guy, but you can't say he was evil. He thought he was a good guy, even thought that he was doing god's will, as stated in his autobiography. And evil means doing bad things for the SAKE of evil. Nobody really started doing that until the 1960's lol
Rshimy 2 years ago
Uh of course he was evil? He killed MILLIONS of innocent people simply because they were jewish. And I dont care what good he thought he was doin, no murder is right in God's eyes. And how the heck dude you come up with talkin about Hitler?? haha
forevershining1 2 years ago
Like i said, NOT evil. Read my previous statement again. Also, god either A) Doesnt exist or B) doesn't care, why else do genocides occur, even today? cmon now
Rshimy 2 years ago
Its not God's fault? When the world was first created, it was perfect. Who sinned? Who made the mistake? The people. Not God. Now while people are blowing each other up, stealing, lying, commiting adultry, etc. God is attempting to fix the world, although in an imperfect way. - thats why people believe everything happens for a reason. Because no matter how hard it gets, it will turn out for the better. // Hitler not evil? You might wanna go read your text book again
forevershining1 2 years ago
You might be thinking that your comment is sane.
When in reality your an idiot
Of course he was evil. Like forevershining1 sayd he killed millions
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my fav joke "take mee *high pitched cough* ...to the children's hospital"
tacojohn69 2 years ago
No Taco, you have no understanding of what evil means. Again, Hitler had good intentions from what he was doing, and if you read Mein Kampf, you will see he thought he was doing gods' will. Please tell me what evil means since im an idiot.
Rshimy 2 years ago
... are you being serious right now!?
I don't care if you think your doing god's will, murder is murder especially at the scale be produced it at.
Evil means to kill innocent children before they have a chance to experience life, love, and hope.
Evil means you put fear in people's hearts because they don't have your same genetics.
Evil means your infect everyone around you and cause havoc around the world.
Stop being a YT troll and be serious. Hitler was an evil man.
tacojohn69 2 years ago
"50 year old meat between 10 year old buns"
The funniest: " In memory of Micheal Jackson, all retail stores will have young boys pants...half off"
Homey!! You've got to have a sense of humor. After all is said and done, MJ was a pedophile and a very sick person.
Dealit707 2 years ago
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what would m. jacsuck be doing if he were alive Right Now......scratching on the lid of his coffiin. dead nigger.
bittersylence1 2 years ago
fucking hilarous
mjsucksdickinhell 2 years ago
your mother raped kids, so i raped her
Damien91192293 2 years ago
What's Michael Jackson's bed time?
When the big hand is on the little hand...
eyeCme 2 years ago
finally a real tribute to MJ.
howard u r a kind & sensitive man
this is much more respectful to MJ than Rev Al Sharpton grinding a young ho on stage
howie1962 2 years ago
whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
acne waits until your 13 to come on your face
veryshortname 2 years ago 5
lol thats some funny shit.!!
dfinestdetailing 2 years ago
fuck mj that fucking fag
MrsMichelle2009 2 years ago 4
Cunts!
Randydjandy 2 years ago
Joke: what was Jacko's last hit?
The Floor
SamkaveliTrey4ever 2 years ago 2
This is the first MJ joke Ive laffed at since he died. I love MJ but this is hilarious.
nayoluv 2 years ago
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I hate pecker woods so i guess we are even
rnorfor2002 2 years ago