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  • michael is the amazing man ever

    R.I.P the king

  • fucker

  • @PanthionMasturbator Wrong dumbass.

  • @MatthewBissonnette88 Well that explains your behavior. You're dead on the inside & don't even realize it.

  • Michael Jackson actually died from food poisoning. He ate a twelve year old wiener.

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  • @T1ly Yeah he was. Got a problem with me saying that asshole?

  • @JONNOG88 Go burn in hell sick fuck.

  • @DominiqueCherry No what was "weird" was the shit & people MJ had to deal with in life.

  • @jay256385 All MJ's fault!~

  • What's the difference between a Catholic priest and Michael Jackson?

    One is a man of God and the other is a deceased pop star.

  • Good stuff

  • Here's one

    What have toasted marshmellow's & MJ got in common. Their both pale white. Make a sticky mess on young boys faces and their both going to be chucked in the fire.

    From Aug 09

  • @JONNOG88 lame joke :D

  • Michael Jackson in A Minor is the best!

  • You're so fucking retarded,assholes.

  • I cant wait for a famous jew to die so blacks can make fun of him or her.

  • We r a minority still. The latinos now out number us.

  • since when are blacks the minority now, you guys are breeding like monkeys no pun intended

  • MICHAEL JACKSON IS A PEDOPHILE AND HE IS DEAD THANK GOD...HE WAS A TALENTLESS NOBODY AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES IS NON HUMAN AND DID YOU NOTICE MICHAEL JACKSON LOOKED LIKE A LIVING CAST MEMBER FROM PLANET OF THE APES BECAUSE HE HAD SO MUCH PLASTIC ON HIS FACE...HE MAY NOT HAVE HAD A CHILDHOOD HE WAS A SICK OLD MAN WHO LIKED LITTLE KIDS TOUCHING HIS MEMBER!!!

  • @hatchetswingin4life

    Talentsless nobody who has millions of fans worldwide and more money in death than you'll ever make in your life...righttttt!

    Sit. You haters are irrelevant in that we will always love him and regardless of your opinions one thing will and shall remain.. He is the KING OF POP!

    By the way, since you're so bright. Enlighten me as to what evidence was EVER found on him. Fuck you. YOU'RE a nobody. Fuck you and every MJ hater.

  • @hatchetswingin4life are you on crack? Michael Jackson was one of the greatest entertainers to ever live..it's not the opinion it's a FACT..talentless?? you're crazy..go listen ''who's loving you'' he sang that when he was like what 10?..he was a child prodigy..go on wikipedia and search child prodigies MJ is listed..your trolling won't change a thing..now he as a person I won't go into that..

  • @hatchetswingin4life You are an idoit!!!! I'm sure most you tubers would agree.STFU and crawl back under your rock.

  • they wanted to sell you new and improved sponges, flexible tooth brushes and Nike shoes, so they needed you to watch their commercials on television.

    they decided to target the most famous single person on the globe and cause sensationalism to the tenth power by weaving and manipulating, stalking, lying , invading, accusing, suiting, following, reporting, joking, laughing, and creating jacko the wacko - with the intention of turning the stupid majority (you) into their audience (buy pepsi!!!)

  • Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely Vietnamese looking woman's corpse. LMAO

  • I want a Joe Jackson Talent Belt.

  • The belt did MJ some good.

    WAPA! -Go out there and be somebody!

  • @campbpar The Joe Jackson Talent Belt was the inspiration for 'Beat It'. I'm surprised Artie never mentioned it.

  • @ifuseekamy Ahahah, Mike was lucky to be graced with the leather of that magical belt.

  • Fuck you Howard and those bitch ass MJ haters!

  • This guy paid millions to the parents of young boys in order to stop being jailed as a peadophile, one of them financed a movie with the money he recieved, Michael Jackson fans are delusional, and probably affected with the same urges he had.

    Thats why they defend him so much......

  • @TEZZA833R If he molested kids, why did the first child's parents settle out of court with him? As a parent, wouldn't you want to see the man who molested your child go to prison for the rest of his life? Instead, they took a pay off. The second case had no evidence of molestation occurring.

    A psychologist spent time with Michael during the second trial and determined he had all the signs of having the emotional maturity of a child, but none of the signs of being a pedophile.

  • @EricTheAcktor no signs of peadophillia, except he likes to give under age boys blow jobs, in secret rooms with motion sensors in the corridor outside.

    Hey, he could work for the red cross, what a saint.

  • @TEZZA833R - Lol You need to put down the tabloids. FYI there are security cameras in his room. They would have recorded shit like that.

  • MICHAEL JACKSON DOESNT HAVE A FILTHY MIND LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

  • FUCK U HOWARD

  • @MichaeIJacksonLives long live howard..thank god michael is dead...and burning in hell.

  • @glynnracing79 SURE WHATEVER. YOUR JUS JEALOUS HE'S BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT PLUS THE BEST ENTERTAINER EVER. YOUR UGLY INSIDE AND OUT WITH A SICK MIND. WELL SEE WHO GOES TO HELL.

  • @MichaeIJacksonLives you are the one thats sick and jealous.for anyone to think that that piece of shit was beautiful inside and out must be even more fucked up then michael.the ugliest man and one of the sickest more deranged man on the planet.he will burn in hell for what he did to his body,what he did to you boys bodies and for killing himself.what a loser...just like you.

  • @glynnracing79 YEAH OK YEAH OK YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MOTHER FKER YOU JUST BELIEVE OTHER PEOPLE SAY DONT YOU? I BET YOU BELIEVE 2012 IS REALLY DOOMSDAY TOO HUH? THINK BEFORE YOU TALK DO SOME RESEARCH MORON WATCH HIS EARTH SONG OR YOU ARE NOT ALONE OR HEAL THE WORLD ANY OTHER PERFORMANCES AND TELL ME THATS NOT NOTHING BUT AN INNOCENT, BEAUTIFUL MAN WHO WAS VERY MISSUNDERSTOOD, KOBE EVEN SAID THAT. MAN YOU ARE A RETARD MAN.

  • @MichaeIJacksonLives dont need to do any research.all i have to do is see what he looks like and see what he has done.fucked up his face,hang his kid over the balcany,giving his kids fucked up names,hiding his kids face,living(and most likely fucking) a munkey.touching little kids.a complete wack job.the world isa safer place now this child molester is dead.

  • @glynnracing79 SAFER?? YOU KIDDING ?? if anything the world is now FKED hes gone. Whoelse sings about sings about the world and love and childrens innocence now ?? nobody its going to be corrupted with people like you untill its so bad even though it already is with all the sex and crime occuring jesus will come back. show me some proof he did it .. o ya you CANT cuz he was always innocent until proven innocent, which is obv inevitable because iggnorant ppl like you with no heart n a sick mind!!

  • @MichaeIJacksonLives yep.cause all innocent people pay people off.over and over.nothing like buying your innocence.

  • @glynnracing79 i know im right so complain all you want little bitch grow the fuck up. damm!

  • @glynnracing79 hey shithead..MJ was one of the greatest entertainers to ever live it's not the opinion it's a FACT..you would be fucked up too if you were famous since the age of 5..as for pedophilia nothing was proven it's just speculations..

  • I love the laugh-track they implemented into this.

    These jokes are legend, btw.

  • What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

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  • 0:18-0:50 - Hilarious!!!

  • I can't believe he did this show AFTER MJ's death. Real classy.

  • @iamboy1234 waaah go fuck ur self

  • @STINGY3000 Wow, you're a real class act, dude. I'd argue with you but you don't seem to understand words that are written properly.

  • The Farrah Fawcett one was the greatest. I still think of it from time to time.

  • Howard stern's ugliness mirrors from the inside to his outer appearance.. The man looks like a lochness monster, and his long jewish pinocchio nose my god.. Wheres hitler when you need him?. His adams apple looks like a chunk of clog semen, the guy is barely relevant now. Thats why this 50 year old loner is an outcast who seeks the media attention by insulting dead mega stars. The guy is barely relevant if still relevant... the guy is extremely insecure who only likes the sound of his own voice.

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  • a ten year old boy walks into a bar the bartender says ''what'll have'' the boy says ''give me a bloody anus'' the bartender says ''how do you make a bloody anus'' the boy says ''well michael jackson gives you a soda he calls jesus juice then you wake up 3 and a half hours later lying on your stomach with a hundred dollar bill in your back pocket

  • connard!! j'appréciai H S mais now c un imbécile pr moi, michael est une légende

  • i love howard stern but robin is nothing but an annoying bitch that leaches off of howard stern and his jokes.

  • nigger

  • Michael Jackson looks like Steven Tyler fucked Joan Rivers, then pushed her down a flight of stairs.

  • @BrutalAsHell Hey! When you're posting something that hysterical we all need a warning! I almost hurt myself.

    Did msnewsenior kill some of these poster's dogs? What a gang bang. Guess I better read some ealier posts?

  • your sick whats your problem got your full of it

  • does King of All Blacks call every show???

  • @saar144 you mean Jesse Jackson? LOL

  • @Villeneuve27

    actually, i was talking about the blackest of them whole - justin timberlake.

  • @saar144 LOL

  • Wow, this is really FUCKED up.

  • The Rice Krispies joke is the best.

  • @DartmouthAlum96 Dont listen to this!!

  • Damn I miss Artie on the show...

  • @JuaronAaliyah It's truly a shame that people like you can look at this rich, cultured world and still be blinded by skin color.

  • At least now we know the inspiration behind 'Beat It'.

  • Those are pretty clever.

  • The McDonald's one was the great LOL!

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  • Happy DEATH DAY Micheal, you old (dead) pedophile you! (1 year ago.)

    Boys pants are half-off everywhere in tribute!

  • I bet He has an ORGASM every time he BASHES MICHAEL JACKSON thats why he keeps doing it !!!!

  • Those sound affects are terrible

  • m.j. wasn't a nigger, he was a nigga

  • LMFAO :L:L Dis Is Bareee JKzzzz

  • 2:03 tracy morgan called in lol

  • is that fake laughing???

  • Hahaha, some of these are actually pretty funny. I liked the "A Minor joke the best."

  • listen im a michael fan and all but these are just jokes...come on people giggle

  • howard you are not funny you look funny now thats a jokes ah ah ah bitch

  • hey this is funny shit

  • in that picture he DOES kinda look vaguely like a vietnamese woman. guess they weren't looking at that picture. :)

  • "take me to the children's hospital"

    boyz to men ISN'T a delivery service?????

    and the laugh track is fucking hilarious

  • Awesome hahahaha i love Micheal, but im not against jokes in any sort. comedy is still alive and kicking in my world!

  • 8:54 XD

  • Hilarious! Thanks for the upload. :D

  • BAD!

  • 1:02:1:06

    Oooh!

    Good one!

  • No, sorry. When you're the weirdest mother fucker that ever existed on our planet, no. You don't get peace. We are a very superficial and judgemental country so why give us MORE reasons to talk bad about yourself? He had everything coming, and still does.

  • I like Howard Stern but it made me feel dirty just listening to this. Poor Mike died, will the man ever get any peace?

  • @MisSeductive Barreling towards celebrity, you forfeit your privacy.

    Solution? Don't be famous.

  • he is so funny

  • I thought it was gonna be Neal Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Moon Walked!

  • @Mulcahey41 more like moon humped amirite

  • goddamn King of all Bores is a horrible caller

  • No, you only say that because when he died then you feel sorry for him? Shut up you stupid follower.

  • HE IS A REAL DOUCHE

  • these jokes are ridicolous and stupid... we should not be laughing at a dead man. that is the most grotesque thing ive ever heard!

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  • so captain douche.... i was in a rush and my spelling has nothing to do with it.,.. btw maybe you should do ur damn research and realize that he was never charged so u can go back to ur boring pathetic life, and shut the hell up! please and thank you, i am entitled to my opinion so kiss my ass!

  • @sweetpie49431 MJ will never hear the jokes. This is what people do to dead, controversial stars. MJ isn't the first and won't be the last.

  • @kurtizzyflush ok so when you die ill make sure someone makes jokes and talks shit about you, lets see how ur family and children who are mourning feel about it.

  • @sweetpie49431 I do agree with you in principle, but I doubt that they read this shit.

    Furthermore, I know my father to be a bit of an asshole. I even know of people that will laugh and say "it's about damn time" when he dies. Luckily, I'll be mourning with and surrounded by people who feel the opposite. For every person that has something nasty to say about Michael Jackson, there are 10 people that saw him as a gift from god. His children already know that, and that will comfort them.

  • lol

  • "I gotta remind ya, these are jokes" lol

  • @JRCrowley yes but what if you where Michael being accused of such disgusting things

  • Happy DEATH DAY Micheal, you old (dead) pedophile you! (1 year ago.)

    Boys pants are half-off everywhere in tribute!

  • sour, acid, grotesque jokes....you guys just have a corpse with a tongue. Congrats! you do not have feelings.

  • Howard Stern mentions that it doesn't make sense to melt MJ into plastic bags but the point is he had so much surgery that he was pretty much all plastic, hence the plastic bags, LEGO blocks melting etc.

  • sweet

  • haha, Howard is fantastic:)

  • I would blame the Plastic surgeons for Michael's facial disasters especially the last job they obviously stuffed up,But what could he do?He WAS a gentle innocent and suffered because of it and was  taken to the cleaners by greedy people who saw him as an easy mark. He was not a paedophile ,if he had been he'd have been cunning and able to cover up his guilt.Let him rest in peace .

  • @bluewren2 even the best plastic surgeon can't do that many surgerys, he over did it

  • LMAO Whats black and white and dead all over?

    I dont know, but it touched me

    look i love mj but these jokes r pretty funny!

    RIP MJ

  • How fucking rude

  • "Michael Jackson died of food poisoning.

    He ate 12 year old weiner"

    My favorite.

  • I'll fight anyone here.. ROADHOUSE!!!!

  • As Michael would say, "Ahh! Go to hell" (:

  • then why his accuser killed himself? shouldn't they live on happily knowing the rapist is gone?

  • And uh...It's terrible to talk about beating children. Maybe Michael wouldn't have turned out as weird if it wasnt for Joe jackson. And if little jew howies daddy beat him I'm sure it wouldn't be funny.

  • oh GOD. yeah...well atleast MJ didnt send cops on a fuckin slow speed car chase. "Let me run away..even though I didnt do anything." We all know why OJ was found innocent. Evertyime (other than mj) that a black celebrity gets arrested...its 'racist'. It's bullshit is what it is.

  • Then do you agree the childrens parents should have died in prison for getting paid off? I dont know about you..but if some 40 year old molested my son..I wouldnt settle for money.

  • It wasent a shvoogie button !

    It was the perv alert. What a piece o shit !

  • such as?

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  • He never turned his nose up at plastic surgery.

  • Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

    A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

  • ENTERPRISE RENT A CAR SUCKS!!!!

  • THE BEST PART IS THE LAUGH TRACK!!!

  • stupid jokes ... like Howard Stern

  • i respected Michael Jackson when he was black and not a child molesterer ,good riddance to peadophiles

  • waaaagh !

  • People need to shut the fuck up, nobody gave a shit about mj until he died, now he's a saint.

  • The jokes are not on the race they are on the person and the way he conducted hes life, dummy

    click back out to your retarded world where untalented people get paid millions of dollars . wich you wish you had

  • Conducted his life like what?

    Being lied on and turning his abuseful past into helping millions of people around the world, and by giving nearly a billion dollars to charity?Or did he conduct his life by buying child like things so he can try to fill a void that he was denyed as a child? he couldn't really fill his void because he was under the microscope 24-7.You called it conducting because some people/hollywood dont understand mj.Unlike howard stern who make fun,critisize. and hurt people

  • like how everyone ignores the 1 million good things a person does and focuses on everything else under a microscope.

  • exactly!!

  • plus there was no proof of it actually happening

  • He played with boys penises. Hitler took great care of his own people.

  • HAHA oh my god?! Did you just compliment Hitler? Youve got to be kidding

  • Read about the rise of the Nazi reich in Germany. It was a lot like america: there were feminists, booming social culture, EVEN gay rights! Im not saying he was a great guy, but you can't say he was evil. He thought he was a good guy, even thought that he was doing god's will, as stated in his autobiography. And evil means doing bad things for the SAKE of evil. Nobody really started doing that until the 1960's lol

  • Uh of course he was evil? He killed MILLIONS of innocent people simply because they were jewish. And I dont care what good he thought he was doin, no murder is right in God's eyes. And how the heck dude you come up with talkin about Hitler?? haha

  • Like i said, NOT evil. Read my previous statement again. Also, god either A) Doesnt exist or B) doesn't care, why else do genocides occur, even today? cmon now

  • Its not God's fault? When the world was first created, it was perfect. Who sinned? Who made the mistake? The people. Not God. Now while people are blowing each other up, stealing, lying, commiting adultry, etc. God is attempting to fix the world, although in an imperfect way. - thats why people believe everything happens for a reason. Because no matter how hard it gets, it will turn out for the better. // Hitler not evil? You might wanna go read your text book again

  • You might be thinking that your comment is sane.

    When in reality your an idiot

    Of course he was evil. Like forevershining1 sayd he killed millions

    ...

    my fav joke "take mee *high pitched cough* ...to the children's hospital"

  • No Taco, you have no understanding of what evil means. Again, Hitler had good intentions from what he was doing, and if you read Mein Kampf, you will see he thought he was doing gods' will. Please tell me what evil means since im an idiot.

  • ... are you being serious right now!?

    I don't care if you think your doing god's will, murder is murder especially at the scale be produced it at.

    Evil means to kill innocent children before they have a chance to experience life, love, and hope.

    Evil means you put fear in people's hearts because they don't have your same genetics.

    Evil means your infect everyone around you and cause havoc around the world.

    Stop being a YT troll and be serious. Hitler was an evil man.

  • "50 year old meat between 10 year old buns"

    The funniest: " In memory of Micheal Jackson, all retail stores will have young boys pants...half off"

    Homey!! You've got to have a sense of humor. After all is said and done, MJ was a pedophile and a very sick person.

  • fucking hilarous

  • your mother raped kids, so i raped her

  • What's Michael Jackson's bed time?

    When the big hand is on the little hand...

  • finally a real tribute to MJ.

    howard u r a kind & sensitive man

    this is much more respectful to MJ than Rev Al Sharpton grinding a young ho on stage

  • whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?

    acne waits until your 13 to come on your face

  • lol thats some funny shit.!!

  • fuck mj that fucking fag

  • Cunts!

  • Joke: what was Jacko's last hit?

    The Floor

  • This is the first MJ joke Ive laffed at since he died. I love MJ but this is hilarious.