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  • Hello I am a girl and I will tell you what I do before school sum guys think they look cool but they dont and sum dudes just don't care girls spend every min caring about every lil detail and if you are a guy and care then..... Your not a guy

  • you are so asian.

  • We're just REALLY slow when we do things, at least I know I am. And my goodness; shaving is extremely annoying when one is tired.

  • fapping

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  • i hear umf ooo oh yeah and singing

  • Lol P90

  • my sister takes 40 mins to do her hair

  • what a movie..watched 5 times in webmovietube

  • Your sister is an extraterrestrial, sent down to Earth to compile reports on the behavior of homo sapiens. Here, she is observing the reaction of a human male when waiting for his 'sister' to finish using the bathroom. Then, she/he/it uses her private 'bathroom time' to send messages to the mothership, all while under the ruse of falling asleep, doing a shit and staging fake gunfights in the shower. That, or she is being a troll.

  • One time I spotted a banana peel in the bathroom...

  • Porn...

  • i have found a website webmovietube to watch movies for free..njoy

  • what a movie..watched 5 times in webmovietube

  • interesting hair..

  • lol i thought this was a old charles trippy video when i looked at the thumbnail, nvm lol (Most people probably wont know what im talking about :))

  • ...ur awesome...

  • its cus we take time to look at ourselves in the mirror, and make sure our face is perfect and everything. guys dont even do that lol.

  • cowl my name is Simone :P

  • Well you guys could all get serious girlfriends, and find out that as time passes you'll share the bathroom.

    Women just naturally take a long time.

    By the time my girlfriend finishes her hair, I've showred, shaved, freshened up all those happy places, put new clothes on, and sat down to watch tv. Now I have to wait for her to do her makeup, put her clothes on, and this is without her showering that morning.

  • were you wearing a skirt at 0:46??

  • @sumLAOfolkZ its a towel

  • omg my sister and i race to the bathroom in the morning and whenever she is in there its all day well way more then thirty minutes can some girl please tell me why are you opsessed with staying in the bathroom? what do you do in there? it takes a guy under ten minutes i mean really

  • Well I'm a guy and it takes me a while to get ready before I shower, but I usually get my clothes ready, shave, make sure I go and use the toilet before getting in then once I get in the shower that is when I do my thinking so I spend bout half an hour actually in the shower.

  • @primwhitewolf we didnt need to know about the toileting just say s*** + shower + shave = 1 hr? just sum it up and/or just talk about the shower

  • @dragoncibr  Well technically it is 4 S's. S***, shave, shampoo and shower.

  • it's a secret...... Guys aren't allowed to know

  • @musicislife2096 its masturbation isnt it... or taking care of feminine hygiene issues :P

  • us girls take so long cuz we like to piss u guys off(: at school, we go in groups then come out laughing, just to make you wonder what happens inside. its a secret. guys are not allowed to know.

    so get a sex change and see for your self:P

  • @KaylaLovesOreos they all just touched eachother

  • @lsakdhforefljcle nope. i'm pretty sure they/we didn't(:

  • @KaylaLovesOreos good thing life isnt like highschool otherwise there would be a bunch of crazy screaming single women running around

  • ahahaaa!girls are very mysterious!

  • ur sister is probly fingering herself.... im sorry someone has to tell u. either that or im in there fucking her

  • girls why do you take longer

  • I have my own bathroom all to myself :)

  • simone legno i just looked that up pretty cool

  • wtf?-->Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 

  • MY sister takes a long shit and blames it on me that cow :_)

  • haha i laughed so hard at the gun part

  • "DIE THE VIETCONG!!!" yes VIET power!!! :DD

  • hows u get the bathroom. i thought she had it

  • lol i take super long in the bathroom.. i just talk to myself sometimes in the mirror and maske faces. LOL .no JK

  • why is the no mag in you p90

  • @crazyj3uk thas why he needs more ammo

  • THEY PROBABLY TURNED THINGS ON..

    LIKE THEIR DSi AND LISTEN TO MUSIC ;)

    WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING?

  • i text my bf get in the shower get out and just chill out on the toilet and air dry my sister gets so p' od its funny though

  • I dare people to put a camera in the bathroom to actually see what their siblings are doing :D

  • silly asians

  • @dillonchipmonkey crazy americans

  • Oh my gosh I know what you're talking about! I take like 10 total minutes in the bathroom, and both my younger sisters take an HOUR! Only, mine take their time after they get out, not before they get in.

    I asked one of them why she takes so long and she said she falls asleep IN the shower, and then is so relaxed that when she gets out, she falls asleep in the bathroom. WTF> ?

  • for me i fall asleep while brushing my teeth sitting on the floor in the dark cause it like an extra 5 min of sleep

  • I'm the sister doing that. But I won't share the 30 minute secret. ;P

  • My sister takes a long time in the bathroom too, and 5 times longer to try on clothes at the store. She literally takes HALF AN HOUR to try on TWO PAIRS OF PANTS!!! Meanwhile I am waiting outside the change room almost falling asleep because she is taking so long!! I don't understand it... and I am a girl too...

  • omg the hair 0-0

  • your sister was play real life mw2 in the bathroom

  • @xj2009 i'd call that,retarded halo

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  • thanks man I had a very strong erection that I couldnt get rid of but after watching your video it went back down.

  • @TheSwedeJohan yea lol i hope so to doesnt look good on him :P

  • i jack off and sometimes my dads like

    "are you shiting in the toilet or building one?" common lets go! :{ so i stop..go in my room...lock it...and jack off

  • She's masturbating ofc, and the wierd noices is from her dildo or her orgasm.

  • You play a good sister.. I guess thats cause you have a gay girly hairdo....

  • haha well im a girl, and i usually take off my eyeliner which takes aboout 5 minutes cause i wear liquid eyeliner (cause it stays on longer.......) and then i put my clothes on the counter and then switch the radio on to the BEST station haha:)

    and thats my shower lifeeee:)

  • um, well im a chick and before i take a shower:

    i get my clothes ready on the counter, lotion ready,

    switch to the correct station for the radio, and then the shower

    comences! :D lol

  • @TheSwedeJohan thats not a wig its really his hair

  • my bro poop for at least 1 hour playing on his ipod touch or reading a book while he pooping DX

  • My younger brother takes 2 hours in the shower...And he sleeps on the floor with the water on..

  • @threexjakes XD ][_,][][,][_,

  • yeah my sis takes long in the shower like maybe an hour or so and I have no idea what she doing thats just exaggeration

  • waah i wan't that shirt LOL! where did you get it??

  • Give me your hair!!! 

  • HOLY SHIT what fucking gay hair

  • @Forellises lmfao

  • LOL i hope you werent just wearing a skirt.

  • i seen my mother murder my family with a chainsaw one time in the bathroom.....it was cool, i guess

  • @DimeNZakkBLS What ??????????????????????

  • You need a hair cut!!!!!!!

  • my sister sings and she forgets that, we, on the other side can hear her (and she takes forever).

    [You gots a crazy hair-do]

    [Why is it always sisters?]

  • my sister takes about 45 minuets to shower, she gets in quickly but just takes forever in general. Me on the other hand have developed my official 5 minute shower! yes, i can take a shower in only 5 minutes

  • @chakaraking me too  lol

  • my sister talk to herself

  • Lol Yajirobe found the internet

  • IS THAT A P90?

  • you r super corect on the bathroom thing im sereius i have the same problem lol i realy have no ideah what girls do in the bathroom but they take forever this has been from heartless hollow peace

  • Masturbation........intense orgasms....marsturbation again....this time with their dildo shaped make up bottles and thick, penis like hair brushes !! THATS WHY !!!

  • @bigboimlp i lol'd XD

  • @TheSwedeJohan i dont think it is :O

  • shit

  • yes

  • lol wat i do is that i shower which takes 30 min just for shampoo and conditioner, then 10 min for brushing teeth, then i gotta dry my hair which takes 15 min then i gotta do my hair which takes me 20 min =] and for in between, i forget wat i was doing so i stare at myself in the mirror X]

  • ok YESS! my sister takes like and hour JUST to do her hair! and she always asks me in the morning why are you sitting outside the bathroom? and i say " MAYBE because im WAITING to actually GO to the bathroom!" and then usually i miss the bus even tho i have to leave for school a galf hour earlier than my sister SHE gets to use the batthroom first so now i get up at like 6:30 so i can actually catch my bus

  • lol. we do soo much more. ahahaha

  • MASTURBATION!!

  • well we take so long cuz we have to take off our make up, but on a pore minimizing thing that dosent work, find a bar of soap that we wanna use but use the liquid one insted, then we set towels down so we dont get watter on the floor...... atleast i do :P

  • I need at LEAST an hour. When Im not being rushed I usually take way more time that.

  • yeah when my girl takes forever in my bathroom at my house i just find the screwdriver and unlock the door then push my little bro in and re lock the door. girls do take intense time in the bathroom.

  • gay

  • lmao

  • my lil sis, takes forever in the bathroom

    just for makeup,, & yes i do put makeup

    on but only eyeliner and i take like 5 mins

    to put it on

  • she probably was admiring herself...........

  • is that your real hair?

  • nice fucking hair fag

  • I shoot my gun in the bathroom too!

  • I take like 20 minutes in the shower LOL

  • seriously, i have to shower, dress, do my hair, go pee, do my makeup and lwjefbawkjfc;jf. but half the time i forget what i'm doing so i just make faces in the mirror.

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  • My Dad Was Like Tht Intill I Was 5 I Found Out Tht I Could Use A Pin And Unlock It i Found Out He Uses The Laptop In The Washroom So No One Bothers Him

  • no, my sis is always fast so she can use facebook all the time

  • what with all of this peeing on a tree stuff don't any of you have a laundry sink.

  • AHAHHAA i'm the only child but my fiance was the one who says i took so long to get read LOL lets see shower,pick out clothes,do makeup,and look through magazines.... yeahhhh it took me...an hour to do so >o<

  • no my sister dont take to long its takes her 24h just for her to take a dump, pee, shower and talk on the phone no joke so theen i have to go out side pee on a tree like a retard and come back she says i need to brush my hair! XD

  • nope im the one that takes long:)

  • lol! I like your plastic p90... but p90's are a noob gun :P.

  • "strange sounds" that sould be the hint you were all looking for let the girl wank in her spare time srsly, how would you feel trying getting off, and somebody just tirelessy knocks on the bathroom door.

  • i take about 30mins first i like to make faces in the mirror then i forget the time flies by

  • @moosushi then hurry the... up

  • @moosushi sorry but my sis does the same its retarded

  • @sonicadx

    crazy

  • @moosushi pretty much.

  • @moosushi lol

  • is that ur real hair?

  • my sister takes baths and spends forever. I seriously think she falls asleep in there...

  • So A qurl Needs her time!!!!!!!!

  • My brother takes forever.

  • happens everyday except i come home from school instead of a job

  • you look like a girl lol im a girl and on my bros account but i take 5 min showers

  • Dude, my brother would be in the bathroom for like an hour and a half one day between showering, shaving, all that stuff, and the next day he would do the same stuff and take 25 minutes, I always wondered if he just decided one day, I think I'll do everything REALLY slow today.

  • Lol. I know a girl that takes less time than me in the toilet.

  • My sister dances in the bathroom sometimes -_- When she says she is going to take a shower she sometimes does something else and comes out at times without even taking a shower. And she spends 2 hours taking a "shower" while I take 30, 50 minutes tops.

  • im an only child

  • lolz iam a girl......................

  • yes

  • one day i was goin up stairs to take a shower because i smelled like wet dog my sister runs in there and talks on the phone when i need some privacy

  • when I open the bathroom door my sister pushes me and gets in -.- then it took me 5 hours to get in side -.-

  • LOL...yeah i had read an entire book in the bathroom too....it's nice to have a shower of my own now lol

  • I know who he reminds be of! He reminds me of link from the Ds Zelda games because his eyebrows are black but his hair is blond! XD

  • My lil sister once took 2 hours to shower nd she always has the water running so i end up with cold water o:<

  • are those cute characters in the backround from toki doki?

  • 1:24 hahahahahha xD

  • Ah the pleasures of living in my own apartment. Except when my last girlfriend would stay over, she'd be in there for like 2 hours. Fucking Goth Diva, if that makes any sense whatsoever...

  • when my girlfrend be at my house i have 2 go in the bathroom with her to make out because my mom always butts in my room . it takes me 60

  • FIX YOUR UGLY HAIR!

  • @youngmommylexie fuck you mother fucker

  • It takes me about 30 minutes to take a shower. After that, though, it does take me a while to make sure my hair looks right and stuff, but that's sort of a do other things and look at my hair in the mirror every once in a while thing--not the whole time.

  • You are clearly cleverer than you look. PLEASE loose the hair.

  • ha, there three bathrooms in my house.

    and what I do (since I'm a girl) go to the bathroom, brush my teeth, set up my stuff before bathing, but once, JUST to piss someone off, I would read a book before going in the shower, text people, or put in my ipod

  • 45 minute shower. he's always like 'in a minute' then starts crying when i get impatient >3>

  • shes MASTURBATING

  • lol " you better not be sleeping again " hilarious man

  • i bet thats what you do! XD hahaha!

    yeah kinda! XD they take a while in the shower but thats about it! XD

    the only thing i do is get the radio put it on my sink turn it on and walla!

    i start takein a shower for 9 or 10 min then im done! =D

  • Yea my sisters take forever too, but since im a girl i just walk right on in. ^_^

  • we girls take long because we actually take time to make ourselves look good so we don't look like retards like guys and we still fall for you so don't do that!!!

  • I have 5 sisters and thay ALL take long

  • Its great not having siblings...I speak only for myself.

  • @a15godzilla yeah i tkink i speak for most people when i say i hate older and younger brothers and sisters

  • Uhmmmmmm. Im a girl and I masterbate... in the bathroom.... and I look in the mirror and make weird faces...... Ohh, and shoot stuff. you were right about that.

  • @XxslowmotionsxX u masterbate 4 real my sister do that 4 20 mins and leaves the bathroom

  • @nightspeed36; I am going to come and kill you in your sleep you effing wanker. Make your own goddamn sandwiche you fat piece of shit.

  • ye my sister, shes always in the shower at the frkin worst times and she takes like 20 minutes to put on her clothes?!?!

  • Lol did you steal the golf-scene-cut-sound thing from Shane Dawson? XD

  • I know what she's doing, she takes 3 hours though no joke.

  • my brother takes forever

  • my brother

  • yes g@y dude

  • MY SISTER TAKES SUCH A LONG TIME!!( and im a girl) but now my sis has her own bathroom! so i either go in my mom or bros bathroom, no complains

  • no brothers or sisters ftw

  • usualy it takes me along time becuase i take super long to do my hair and make up but m=when im in there like teking a bath i text so about 2 hours.....

  • she is probably using your big fat black dildo, you fuking emo faggot.

  • @ignacio1200 Oh the youth of today....How they shine! ^^ Guess what... You're the faggot D=

  • @SavnHell are you talking to me?

    Cuase you are not a faggot, i saw your profile and i cant tell if you are a boy or a girl.

    now thats fucked up. i think you are both. Everybody check her or his profile, and tell me is sanhell a boy or a girl, or a faggot.

  • @ignacio1200 Wow. Learn to spell =] And yes I was talking to you. Your comment was just inappropriate and immature ^^ If you don't like it, don't watch it, duh. And I am a girl.... Obviously... Ya know, girls usually have breasts, talk like girls... Dress like girls, also my profile says I am a girl... Sorry, were you too thick to realise that? xD

  • @SavnHell shut the hell up and make me a samich bitch