Goldy Gopher has the "Midas Touch"

[BeachPark808]

I'm a Michigan fan and I dig this. Probably the first school pump-up song I've heard this year that doesn't have terrible auto-tune effects.

That being said, we're keeping the Little Brown Jug this year and you know it.

[siouxhockey5]

another reason why the Gophers suck!

[nickypmn1991]

@siouxhockey5 Fuck you Badger fan

[robcypher]

He needs to use the Boards of Canada remix version (also recorded under their Hell Interface name). Best version ever!

[thom3456]

This is awesome.

[drumbum2011]

The number of NCAA violations in this video is shocking. Obviously a lack of institutional control. You'd think they'd at least try and buy some better players with all that gold.

/Miami'd

Fuck Clemson.

[Deucebot]

this is kind of glorious.

[November2025]

Wait....What? Why is the rat doing this horrible video?

[krisahtoe]

anyone associated with this should feel bad about themselves. That poor fat girl in the middle was just trying to start up some conversation and everyone around her ignored her. I'm mean really wtf? Just because somone weighs 50 pounds more than you doesn't mean you treat them any less.

[mrwhatever213]

@krisahtoe WTF? some one loves her.

[hayess85]

I love this video!!! What's not to love about 80's songs? Goldy gots his groove on. GO GOPHERS!!!

[tankhawk5674]

thats the lamest shit ive ever seen goofers! GO HAWKS!

[Milo5569]

@tankhawk5674 44-41 Iowa State over Iowa; 27-24 Minnesota over Iowa....yeah, the Hawks better go.

[butterflyer01]

like watching a trainwreck, can't....look..... away.....

[demayonnaise]

....I noticed Paul Bunyan didn't have his axe at 2:32....

[demayonnaise]

I think you should try setting your sights a little lower. Try a "sell out" before you move onto a "gold out".

[buddychrist1907]

possible the greatest song ever written

[Rijelthelovefool]

:D