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  • Teacher: Well, I am going to return copies. *music starts* Me: Sorry teacher,I have to go home *0:15 Me and the teacher are running into the corridor* Teacher: WILL YOU COME THE HELL BACK! Me: I would prefer to listen to Justin Bieber *1:06 I see a window at the end of the corridor* Me : Yes,finally. Teacher: DON'T TRY THIS IDIOT *1:17 Slow motion of me who jump through the window with a truck of hay which just passes on the road in front of* Me: *Is sitting on the hay* F*CK YOU HAHA
  • @LeShowDeJeff ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡BEST SOUND EVER MADE!!!!!!!!..

  • @july7143 sure

  • Kratos is Chuck Norris's ancestor

  • chuck norrises baby.

  • Why must every one of these videos' top comments talk about taking a shit? Just sit down and enjoy the fking music :)

  • God: you dare go against me?

    Kratos: you mad, bro?

  • Roses are red,

    violets are hued,

    piss off Kratos,

    and you sir are screwed.

  • Kratos>Chuck Norris

  • "If all those on Olympus would deny me my vengeance, then all of Olympus will die."

    -Kratos

  • I AM THE GOD OF WAR!

  • God Of War!!!!!

  • everyone who says chuck norris is unbeatable then look at bruce lee vs chuck norris

    and now stop talking about chuck norris and those obvious fake skills of his

  • @skultech you know they sparred after the production of "Way of the Dragon"? Bruce Lee lost three time lol

  • @ninjamnky0109 Bruce Lee surely wasn't the most effective martial artist. What was amazing about Bruce Lee was his incredible work ethic.

  • KRATOS!!!!!!

  • this music starts when i have only 5 seconds to get to class so i start running pushing everyone out of the way lol

  • chuck norris is even his real name.... -.- isnt he like 80 or something?

    anywyas back to the music(WHICH IS AWESOME) and the background(does anybody see the lights flicker, or am i crazy?)

    wow. just...wow.

  • Music I play when I'm running for a stall to shit in

  • okay, i'll say my opinion. God of War: Awesome music, Awesome graphics, somewhat decent storyline, shitty-ass gameplay, and my opinion would be better only if my comrade would just stfu about it being better than everything else, which it's not anymore. still awesome music

  • @PhantomNerifes THANK YOU!!! I love god of war, but NOT for the gameplay at all...

  • God of fucking WAR!!! Kratos!!! i got multi speakers with connections to my stereo so I got a playlist of this music playing whenever I play video games. I turn the music volume down in everything and put this on :D

  • Chuck Norris' Computer doesnt have a "ctrl" button, cause Chuck Norris is always in control.

  • Why almost all the comentaries are about Chuck Norris? I don't understand

  • god of war :D

  • Chuck Norris.......

  • Far Far away.........

    a monkey holds up chucks norris new born son...

    CHUCK NORRIS JR

  • Chuck norris may own the future but Kratos owns the past

  • This Fang ..... Belongs to God.

  • @AnimeWorld134 for a second i was thinking you were going to say chuck norris.

  • @AlexMercerConsumptio Chuck Norris ? Don't make me laugh he is not even better than good he is just a weak american actor! Besides those Chuck Norris jokes are overrated.

  • @AlexMercerConsumptio Chuck Norris? Don't make me laugh he is not even better than god! Besides those Chuck Norris jokes are overrated.

  • the last tune was when it hit's the ground of the toilet;)

  • This plays when I shit out a real big thing!

  • this is what happend when to me when they killed the epic face

  • Ok so, shall we move on to Godlike Bruce Lee jokes? *shot*

  • master chief=kratos descendant

  • 6 people just got brutally mutilated by the god of war.

  • MC > Kratos

  • Is that chuck norris?

  • @dharmdevil no.

    

  • @KuriballFTW6: Shame that kratos doesnt exist isnt it??

  • @1NCUB1 well actualy... in greek mythology he does we just dont know if IT exists ^^

  • Epic? Epic?! EPIC?!!!!!! REALLY? I mean that word is kind of... getting annoying... Either get a bigger vocabulary or I'll LOAN you my dictionary... Seriously... Dare someone to go through the comments and count how many times a person says Epic......

  • it sounds like its saying check the gooooose ongar the twos stera check the gooooose

  • i wish youtube added EPIC to "Your Reaction" =)

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  • Give me back.... MY SWORD!!!

  • This is so epic that there is no suggestions to this. Look -->

    Yes I know :)

  • Kratos is demi-god i think bcuz he's a son of zeus...

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, i know a cow, and it says moo.

  • @xBlastage Best.

    Comment.

    Ever.

  • @SamukzSK

    ty. sumthin' original.

    for gods sake.

    i hate chuck norris i.i

  • @xBlastage :D that was funny :3

  • Kratos had a fang;

    He wielded as a blade.

    With every swing, Zeus felt the sting

    As his progress was delayed.

    This blade was to the Olympians

    A very bitter cup.

    Since Kratos was relentless,

    And really f***ed them up.

  • the boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris

    Chuck checks his closet for Kratos

    Kratos checks just to make sure theres noone left to kill

  • WINNING!!!!!!-Charlie Sheen

  • Irony how the two top rated comments are total oposites lol...

  • @JohnFlame10

    yeah and even your comment is involved to that Irony xD

  • this makes me want to do my mythology project.

  • Dont you just hate how the top two thumbed up comments have nothing to do with the video... Thumb this up so everyone can see. Actually dont do that, no wait.... What?!?! O.o

  • Lol Chuck Norris jokes will always be hilarious. Its just funny how the 1 to rant is a poke fag with no life.. We are sorry Chuck doesn't like pokemon kid. Real men fuck other men up with there body, not some made up crossbread wannabe animal

  • in soviet russia dog walk you..random

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  • 10 women

    1 purse with diamonds

    -Music starts-

  • @MrGlennboy666 LMAOOOOOOOO now all i can imagine are women hitting ech other fighting for the purse, and the purse is just flying everywhere :P

  • @tiangouq

    You're the only one that cares, maybe you should ignore the jokes so that those who do enjoy them can continue to do so without haters whining all the time.

  • @tiangouq Well some people still like em. If you dont,then ignore the jokes and stop bitchin about it...sheesh...

  • @tiangouq if chuck norris jokes werent funny, why do people give it thumbs up?

  • @SubDonnyzzzzz The ones who thumb them up are the 10 year olds who still think it's funny.

  • @Emelljee i doubt you will find statistics for that haha

  • @tiangouq now we use charlie sheen

  • @tiangouq YEAH! I know right! He's not epic, He's PURE AWESOMENESS. He's not a demi God, he IS GOD. But, he's ALSO just an ordinary guy, WHENEVER HE WANTS TO BE. Whenever he see's a new Chuck Norris joke he says "DAMN IT they've found another epic, super awesome, secret trait I have." But, he's not surprised because the almighty Chuck Norris is All knowing!

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  • @narutolll wow you really have no respect for Chuck Norris do you? because if you did: you know he hates these jokes: therefor you are disrespecting him by saying them: so stop its not funny its sad and old.

  • @tiangouq naw man, we must al praise chuck norris and the old spice guy. they will be our saviours when the aliens from extremoz9 come to invade and you unrighteous non-believer who refused to pay tribute in teh form of comical demonstrations of their epicness on the internet will not be saved.

    repent!

  • @tiangouq lol it's just funny because he was Walker Texas Ranger!

  • @BeholdTheExtinction its not funny if no ones laughin O.o

  • @tiangouq Nuck Chorris?

  • @tiangouq who gives a fuck seriously..

  • @MinceMeat13 You do; you commented on it.

    

  • @tiangouq THIS MUSIC WILL PLAY WHEN CHUCK NORRIS WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

  • @tiangouq Chuck Norris facts, thank you very much.

  • @tiangouq Chuck Norris jokes lost all value the day Chuck Norris wrote a column for WND expressing how perplexed he was with Chuck Norris jokes painting him as some kind of super hero before reminding everyone that the only true super hero is Jesus Christ.

    Drove my Chevy to the levy...

  • @tiangouq So true! When I read this, I was like "CHUCK NORRIS STATUS!" haha jk. but seriously, though, nicely said.

  • @tiangouq here it comes from poke fan :D

  • @tiangouq Only Chuck Norris dares to admit that he took the cookie from the cookie jar.

  • @tiangouq ....he can slam a revolving door

  • @tiangouq AMEN !!! Everyone acts like Chuck Norris is a badass and it's annoying because I could list three people that were and are better than Chuck will ever be..Bruce Lee, Jet Li, and Jacki Chan.

    

  • @alexbussell17 actually, when he first appeared, he had the crap kicked outta him by bruce lee, I think.

  • @alexbussell17 why are thay allasin you seem ggust as bad now!!

  • @alexbussell17 "better" is impossible to define. Fuck off.

  • @alexbussell17 You dare oppose Chuck Norris? Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.

  • @tiangouq After Chuck reads this comment u just might be able to survive by leaving this dimension

  • why you haten?

  • why you haten?

    

  • damn, this song gave me a chest cramp

  • The 6 people who disliked were Justin Bieber who made 6 accounts.

  • jesus: oh dad it was terrible! they tortured me and nailed me to a cross!

    god: its okay, your safe now my son, now....did you remember to bring back my ipod?

    jesus: uhh, yeah about that......

  • Kratos Norris...

  • Kratos is past Chuck Norris level....

  • this is....omg

  • They pay WAY to much attention to kratos' nipples in these games, anyone else realise that?

  • Mom: "Go clean your room!"

    Me:"Aww..come on!"

    *music starts and epic staring battle ensues*

  • why do i keep hearing there arnt any loo's at the start?

  • chuck norris x chuck norris = chuck norris square

  • NOOOOoooooo

    heave marcy....

    dont put me clean my roommm........

  • Kratos+Chuck Norris=End of World

  • GEEZUS!!

  • FFS! THIS MUSIC MADE ME DRIVE THROUGH A RED LIGHT!

  • Kratos vs Chuck Norris!!! xD! if you dont play GoW1,2,3... what are you doing for your life? jajajaa

  • @labestia11 Uhm... enjoying good games?

  • Kratos: Like a boss... >:)

  • The Duke is the pwnder #1....chuck is nothing aginst him!

  • Kill a man on the Mortal Plane

    Go to Hell and kill him again.

  • @krnboy0411 Welcome to Dante's Inferno

  • God of War is fucking AWESOME! Can't get enough of it. >:D

  • Kratos vs CN and BL hmmm who would win?

  • Bruce Lee freaking pwned Chuck Norris.

  • @madmakeryi Kratos would pwn both of them.

  • Man people from Santa Monica knows how to make bad ass game.. I mean you thought cliff bliz guy was bad ass.. Cratos makes ppl from bulletstorm or gears of war look like figures from disney fairy tail....

  • its already bad enuf that hes a total badass but when you add the song hes ready to kill the world

  • GOD OF WAR need to come on Xbox 360 cuz its the best game ever made!

  • @xPurpleCLAN TOO F**KING BAD!

  • LOL almost every comment is about chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris? FUCK Chuck Norris. Kratos takes a shit on Chuck Norris every morning. That's how fucking epic Kratos is.

  • @KuriballFTW6 heresy! chuck norris eats shrards of kratos' swords every morning just to work up an appetite for breakfast

  • @badflamer Come to think of it, I do remember Bruce Lee beating the shit out of Chuck Norris. Odd maybe?

  • @KuriballFTW6 your point? bruse would have been the third saviour had he not died, simple as that.

  • @badflamer Get over the Chuck Norris jokes. They're old. That's my point.

  • @KuriballFTW6 so are knock knoack and yo mama jokes. just cuz a joke archetype is old doesn't mean it's not funny. you just sound like a real hater who dislikes something just for the sake of disliking it. and you know what? dislike it if you want, not my problem, but don;t go hating on us who can still appreciate them for what they're worth.

  • @badflamer No, actually, if a joke gets too old it really does stop being funny. When was the last time someone laughed at a Chuck Norris joke you told?

  • @KuriballFTW6 the last time i told one actually, though that was quite a few weeks ago. that being said. i laugh at pretty much every new chuck joke i hear. so really you and your little group of haters are the only ones who immediately fnd a joke unfunny just because it's a chuck joke. why the hell would we keep telling jokes we don't even find funny and that no one laughs at? seriously, think about what you're saying before you speak.

  • @badflamer I knew you'd say something like that for one simple reason. It's probably a lie to try to boost your argument. I think about what I'm saying before I speak, and you know what? I don't find random Chuck Norris or Yo Mama jokes funny. None of my friends find these jokes funny. It gets incredibly annoying when a joke is overused. It may become funny once in a while because it hasn't been used in so long or it hasn't been funny in so long, but there's a reason comedians always upgrade.

  • @KuriballFTW6 ojk so why the hell ask a question if, whether i'm telling the truth or lying, you are convinced of one answer as being the ultimate truth?

    you're a closed minded prick. like i said, only you and your group of haters dislikes the jokes. there wouldn't e so mant people STILL doing the jokes if NO ONE liked them. so seriously, if you don'rt like them, don't say them, don't listen to them, but don't go startong a fucking riot over them, piss off and let us be.

  • why are there so many chuck noris comments on on vids seriously it was funny at the start but is anoying now

  • i beat up chuck norris while listening to this song

  • damn that is weird. my nickname is fang since my last name seems to be too complicated for the military lol

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  • Kratos:Rarghh!!!!!

  • Kratos is an awsome char

  • kratoss would look cool with a hollow mask and mask of terror fusion!!

  • HAHA y does it say genitals?

  • FFS can we please stop talking about Chuck Norris?

    Mr. T would whoop his ass anyday.

  • I only wish kratos would say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!11one1" in front of zeus' face

  • The God's have betrayed you...What do you do? Climb that mother fucking mountain and kill that bitch ass Zeus.

  • Kratos don't got nips

  • @VideoMaster2560 oh no man, u gay man shush.

  • chuck norris made the universe by farting into a lighter

  • @vachiercoliss no Chuck Norris is Kratos' ancestor... his bears is older than it looks

  • A good match lineup:

    Kratoss vs. Deathwing!

  • dude whats the name of this song? is it just "fang"? cause i can't seem to find the full version anywhere (if this isn't already full version)

  • All of you are wrong. This is just the song playing when Chuck Norris and Kratos play chess.

  • @Scowlie LOOL

  • @Scowlie

    +1d for truth.

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  • no you are wrong. this plays only when chuck norris is killing ninja using the sound of his snore while he sleeps. actually this is the sound of chuck norris´s snore^^

  • I can assure you its scientifically proven you are sayin gthis only because you were badly beaten up by the shinobi. Chuck noriss is at best a mediocre martial artist.

  • @DragonofShu

    Who you trying to kid, ninjas are cowards :p

  • You are joking right.... I mean even fi coward chuck noriss is weaker than the average human.

  • @DragonofShu thats funny. ever looked up his martial arts achievements? might want to before you keep dissing him

  • I only played part of GOW III, but I loved it. If I had to guess who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Kratos, I would have to go with Chuck Norris. I mean, if Deadpool turns into a scared little girl at the appearance of Chuck Norris, what chance would Kratos (cool and Bad A as he is) stand against Chuck Norris.

    LOL

  • @FernandoTorresFFFAN

    a farmer ? If chuck norris would hear that you would get roundhousekicked in teh arse -.-

  • this song play's when chuck norris and kratos play on the playground.

  • The sins of the father...... xD

  • if this isn't from God of War then where is it from?