iPhone Love

[ImGeeked360]

I  have all that same stuff on my Ipod touch;D

[NATHANNARCISSIST1]

@ImGeeked360 you dont have a phone though... or portability.

[MrRyback911]

You can do so much more on most phones,tablets etc That are so much cheaper. ffs n00bs wake up.

[MrRyback911]

Apple is shit.

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

Thanks Leben, now EVERYTIME I hear that damn ringtone I automatically freak the fuck out. :P

[thedoctorsfeziscool]

Wow. What happened at 1:02. My speakers went insane

[vanillagoat]

Oh, this was part of a competition thing wasn't it? Did he win?

[GloballyImportant]

Saw this video on the comedy channel, so I came over here and subbed. Congrats on winning

[emilius07]

This is lovely. Stay alive and keep making divine videos you straight man.

PS: enjoy your addictive hero of a phone.

[thisismylogon]

This is shit, go fucking die you faggot.

PS: enjoy your shit gimmick of a phone

[DeadEnd64]

That was hilarious man. Voting for you

[jubbing]

Mate.. this one was deff brilliant

[sohighlikeimastar]

Great work, youve got my vote in the unhatched competition. Can definitely see a TV career for you!

[CBeer11]

I love love love love my iPhone!

[swatkins246]

haha. I just voted. Good luck!

[RainingSundrops]

Haha loved it!

[foxygloves]

will you marry me <3

[PureNasher]

Refound you through Mister Aranda's Channel.

Loved you on Hungry Beast.

That love... 'sniff' so platonic

[MsMelonater]

Haha, "this is dangerous but to a lesser degree!!"

You're so funny but I've only heard of you lately!!

[IkeMikeAndMustard]

I'm sorry but the song... I hate it, so many people have used it.

[selene1134]

you should have ridden a bike with your pc. or even yet, one of the old comnputers from the 1930,s that were fridge size.

[RandomFlicks]

I like how it elevates so ridiculously

[Celistial]

you can take that shopping cart behind you anywhere as well.

[coollikeyodais]

iPhones and iPods have secretly embedded code to control your mind and dumb you down.

[rahcek]

You are so cute.

:)

[MrAdmiralEd]

what song is this?? Can anyone help??

[chrisjohnpat]

@MrAdmiralEd it's Jerkface and Jujube by Michael Aranda

[billybobjoejriii]

@chrisjohnpat thumbs up for MIchael Aranda! =D

[snapeditful]

first time i saw you was on littleradge's channel, i watched that video several times and then all of your videos. i got stucked. you are really sweet and cool and your eyes are so alive, you are really likeable :) <3

[thedoctorsfeziscool]

and yet he still managed to upload :)

[Oct23rd4004BC]

'This is dangerous but to a lesser degree.' lol

gizmo slash gadget :)

[Cypresswhisker2]

I love your teeth! lol Anyway, great to see another video from you again!! :D

[AngryAussie]

It would be nice to see you off welfare you bum. Hope you get the job.

[Seamalicous]

Cybershack doesn't deserve you.

[tezziToo]

Brill. Iant.

[littleradge]

I KNEW there was something fishy going on when you were checking that thing every 5 minutes! :P

[HighontheDoctor]

I LOVE YOUR FACE!!! ITS SO FACEY!

[Austronautess]

I just wish we were in love. For years. And we could sit on a tandem bicycle and scream jointly about the slightly lesser degrees of iphone biking.

[cherrysmith20]

whoooo funny

[MegaNeefa]

YOU ARE AWESOME.....love it :D:D:D:D

[EnglandBeat]

Gizmo Slash Gadget. :D I lol'd.

[killert00thbrush]

Highly enjoyable. =P Nice production values too. You've obviously got a lot of good friends in your network now days. =D

[miyajoy]

The call is coming from inside the house!

[britstix]

Here's a comment to make you happy: you are brilliant. I'm pretty sure that's all that needs to be said.

[JUKProductions]

How's the cell that Apple have got you in?

[Minic15]

This guy should totally become internet-famous and ride his popularity into a long-lasting and fulfilling media career.

[Kathrynhol]

making you happy :) I thought this video was funny. It's also nice to know that I'm not the only one being held hostage by hardware (help me!)

[LCortes04]

haha I LOVED this.

Hope you get the job.

[christianhasacamera]

Ominous 'Marimba' was amazing

[Pollysylabicify]

I mean this as a compliment to the gag not as an insult to the beast, the "gizmo slash gadget" image is as clever and amusing as anything you ever did on hungry beast.

[jabbid111]

CyberShack is shit. But you know, good for you.

[RoboFillet]

Chris, you're still my favourite. Loooooove.

[dianasof]

I do not regret the day I subscribed to your channel.

[25butterbeers]

Apple should buy this for a few mil. There's your source of income!

[s1y2l3v4i5a6]

When's CyberShack on? And what channel? I've never heard of it.

[Thelackofpizza]

I love this. You better get on CyberShack, or I'LL cry.

Because I watch that show.

[CHoboapple]

GODDAMNIT WHY AREN'T YOU AN IPHONE

[srenrew]

i luhled

[AndySmiirnoff]

nice one, chris :)

[MarmiteHatingLass]

goddamnit why arent you an iphone?? AAAARRGRGGHHHHH

[okayceleste]

this was amazing hah (:

[dsibri]

awesome vid. u should be in a iphone commercial :)

[Spiffet]

great video. lol.

[winnconway]

gizmo slash gadget.........that just made me happy...I like using pictures to make a phrase or sentence. It's very fascinating :D

[hermioniehalliwell03]

Ah Chris....This is why your awesome =D

[ariisapotato]

is this product placement?

[xHannahHailstormx]

Well... oficially scared of iphones now :)

LOL love the video ^_^

[8Tails]

Bwahahaha how could they NOT love this?!

[MagnificentSteph]

HOLY SHIT CALL THE FREAKIN POLICE HE'S BEING HELD CAPTIVE

Oh no. I've only got a calculator. Shame. (:

[greenteamochigirl]

Omg, the Gizmo/Gadget thing made me choke on my sandwich. XD

[JuLima214]

All right. I DON'T have an IPhone, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna have nightmares in which my cell phone tries to kill me...

[fraublaukau]

One person doesn't know a good video when they see one. Hope you get the job, Chris. You made my somewhat crappy morning amazing. :D

[MimsieSky]

HAHAHA ohhh Chris... Love the laptop on a bike. I'm sure there's SOMEONE out there who's tried it. haha

[sarabee09]

missin' you.

[lauradoestheastro]

"God damnit, why aren't you an iPhone?!"

You have no idea how many times I shout this at my mother, boyfriend, random inanimate objects, etc. on a daily basis.

[RockinBlueWit]

so much win <3

[TheChazJones]

I <3 your Australian accent it is Fabulous!!!  :D

[Arthur40TwoDent]

Funny as usal Chriss, I loved the intro.

[IamKeilan]

Lol, gd job :D, i love it wen u make vids like this :)

[GracePearl]

oh chris. i wish you could just do youtube as a career.

i noted the micheal aranda music.

[AmazingCrustaceon]

Really well edited - nice after effects!!

[threecheersforalice]

'this is dangerous but to a lesser degree!!!' AHAHA

[bubble992]

who cares if they like it, this is awesome! the laptop on a bike was epic! :)

[TheOrangeDream]

Hahaha, this was hilarious! xD I'm not so sure I want to buy an iPhone anymore...

[OneManArmy228]

If you don't get this job I will be greatly disappointed in the human race.

[crimsong19]

Excellent, Chris!

- Jason

[crabstickz]

orgasm'd

[goudcheese]

i love it i hope you get the audition!

[pauldonn91]

"This is dangerous, but to a lesser degree" - brilliant stuff

[AlexTheNerdyOne]

I always get excited when I see you in my subscription box, please keep the videos coming, you are hilarious

[Tz3ky]

you don't think this was scary huh?

well let me just tell you, this was based on a true story..

[OrgasmandTea]

Does this mean you are FINALLY going to be posting regular stuff?

I'd love that, you were always one of the most entertaining YouTubers out there.

Very funny vid, good luck with the job!!

[ydoiwatchthese]

lmfao "i think the calls coming from inside the house."

you are amazing sir :D

[OopsieDaisyful]

AH the ending was so good!!

[MusicFromBlueSkies]

The related videos seem to suggest that you are an Ultimate Fighter.

Confirm or deny! (With proof).

[chrisjohnpat]

@MusicFromBlueSkies Confirm. I once fought a seven dimensional imp for 3 days straight. It was ultimate.

[ThyJubinator]

Good luck with the job, maybe we might just get some new content from yah if you get it!

if not... don't cry i'll cry for you!

[KingJaredoftheLand]

When you said 'portability', I thought you said 'pornability', which is strangely relevant SHUT UP I ONLY HAVE A DIRTY MIND ON THURSDAYS

[BathtubWanderer]

I fear my iPhone now... And it's right next to me as I watch this...

[putachicano]

i love you chris.... if you were gay or even bi, i would totally give you the bestblow-job ever..... you are hot sexy!!!! forgive me i'm obsessed!!!!

[TheLastLoneWolf]

O_O I'll never trust my iPhone again.

[junkienet]

Nice ... good luck with the job !

[Woodsy305]

Possibly the funniest video of the month. Nice work, Chris.

[chrisjohnpat]

@Woodsy305 I disagree but thank you :)

[mariafoo]

Holy balls, your face is back on my screen. I love it!

[chrisjohnpat]

@mariafoo And I love you commenting on my face.

[mariafoo]

@chrisjohnpat Nuuu, love you more for commenting on my comment about loving your face.

[Naedidit]

Ahhh gotta love pornability!!!

[chrisjohnpat]

@Naedidit It does cost me a lot of money constantly watching porn on my phone.

[Naedidit]

@chrisjohnpat You should get a better plan ;)

[vivaladil]

When's the sequel coming?

[chrisjohnpat]

@vivaladil When I'm not a lazy writer?

[vivaladil]

@chrisjohnpat

You can pay me to write it.

[TwistedTim01]

first azzzz