"...Which, incidentally is why my ex suddenly turned into a fiery demon slithering from the fiery depths of Satan's anus, but for legal reasons, I have to call her 'Kate'."
Lol my 11 month GF just cheated on me with a guy from the USA twice her age, and married for 5 years, and did it IN GERMANY, just watching this tells me STOP BEING A WUSSYYYY
"why do we stay with these life sucking vampires? these soul sucking humps that just drag you through psychological barbed wire day after day and year after year till at the end of the relationship, all that's left of you is a relationship filled with hate and fear?" Titus
@UltraViolet821 cool. I was child of divorce and i went through it really well and had a happy childhood. Just don't get into arguments cause its so stupid and immature when two grown people start arguing.
I wish I'd watched this on Valentine's Day.
TomMSTie1138 4 days ago
I can never watch this enough.
PackLeaderWolfie 6 days ago in playlist Best Comedian Ever.
this is the third time I've watched this. and counting. :D
kirbynat493 1 week ago
Happy Valentine's Day, lovers.
amadeus5889 1 week ago
AHAAAA!
Dragonange18 1 week ago
I have nothing more to say, he said it all!! it is soooooooooooooooooo true
24thAssaultCP 1 week ago
Demon Slytherin from the fiery depths of satan's anus. HP reference ftw.
RedneckNinja23 2 weeks ago
@RedneckNinja23 "slithering?"
IvixHira 1 week ago
I love this! He says it like it is....
TheDirtdiver37 2 weeks ago
Holy shit I also got divorced on June 6, 2006!
RazielKoRyo 2 weeks ago
Reminded me of Chris Rock at the beginning
Benawisan 2 weeks ago
chris is a fuckin genius
khiwarrior 2 weeks ago
"...Which, incidentally is why my ex suddenly turned into a fiery demon slithering from the fiery depths of Satan's anus, but for legal reasons, I have to call her 'Kate'."
Epic. XD
Silverknight16 2 weeks ago
the one that dislike it ...its hes ex wife hahaha
vicnb91 2 weeks ago
My last report card was FFFFFC....
tinypsychoninja 2 weeks ago
"demon slithering from the fiery depths of Satan's anus"! lulz
MADMONEYCOLTON 3 weeks ago
he's funny but very depressing
BigDz93 3 weeks ago
@BigDz93 yeah but it makes me feel better knowing he got his ice cream truck, because maybe i can too
johnny2086 3 weeks ago
Lol my 11 month GF just cheated on me with a guy from the USA twice her age, and married for 5 years, and did it IN GERMANY, just watching this tells me STOP BEING A WUSSYYYY
NekomataII 4 weeks ago
Valentines day is coming....meaning CC will be playin this haha. YES!
bobaj100 4 weeks ago 2
im watching this because of eminem
GripstateEngaged 1 month ago
this is proally the greatest comedy special ever
crispyshivs 1 month ago
1 person disliked this? D; ee-dyut!
megaexplosions 1 month ago
"why do we stay with these life sucking vampires? these soul sucking humps that just drag you through psychological barbed wire day after day and year after year till at the end of the relationship, all that's left of you is a relationship filled with hate and fear?" Titus
jish55 1 month ago
Love Titus' views on relationships they're beyond truth
adel78ify 1 month ago
And i said god give me a new idea for a new comedy special and god said your getting divorced'
scrimo331 1 month ago
I'm going through an ugly as hell divorce right now...my God this helps =D
UltraViolet821 1 month ago
@UltraViolet821 cool. I was child of divorce and i went through it really well and had a happy childhood. Just don't get into arguments cause its so stupid and immature when two grown people start arguing.
Rockguitarhero462 1 month ago
really cool music in the beginning of the show
TheGMAT16 1 month ago
This reminds me of my divorce....
rasicar 1 month ago
lets put ur grades together into one word, FFFFFD
lol, that part had me dyin
Vettes1 2 months ago
0 dislikes OF COURSE
Afromainia 2 months ago 8
@RMCvns1995
he did, but if he says her real name he will get sued...thats why he says at one point:
"but for legal reason's i have to call her 'kate'"
lulullemon1 2 months ago
he is highly attractive...
lulullemon1 2 months ago in playlist glee
Tee hee hee... I'm in the front row of this show. He called me a "chuckle slut' at one point. ha ha
takenbysurprise87 2 months ago
why does his arm switch @ 4:58
tekbarrier 2 months ago
Wait..... Didn't he say her name was Erin in Norman Rockwell is Bleeding?
RMCvns1995 2 months ago
@RMCvns1995 He did say her name is Erin.
adelina513 2 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFD
XD
Rbbgwbbcsg131 2 months ago 3
I havent seen this part in forever
Alppeozone 2 months ago
@mcglone - this is about her
Alppeozone 2 months ago
Anyone else watching this just because it's not live on netflix anymore? -.-
ThatOneGothGuy 2 months ago 88
@ThatOneGothGuy YUP & NOT HAPPY ABOUT THAT :'(
momjlynn 1 month ago
I just realised EVOL is LOVE backwards
domatdom 2 months ago
@domatdom Pretty slow aren't you? Just kidding ;)
ThatOneGothGuy 2 months ago
This is why you never divorce a stand up comedian. lol
johnhamilton08 2 months ago 2
@amstarshot101
Comedians don't spread anger. They make people laugh at how stupid anger is by their own experiences with anger.
Wonocva15 2 months ago 2
17th(:
lulullemon1 3 months ago
@amstarshot100
he's hilarious. be quiet.
:D
lulullemon1 3 months ago
what happened to his first wife erin?
mcglone100 3 months ago
@mcglone100 he is talking about her, just couldnt use her name for legal reasons
eperchen 3 months ago
what song is this???
rawrrawrrawr2323 3 months ago
post the full neverlution!!!!!
rawrrawrrawr2323 3 months ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
this guy has to much anger and he is just spreading it to the rest of the world
amstarshot101 3 months ago
@amstarshot101 He's only saying what many people have experienced and allowing people a way to vent. It's healthy.
Loe307uh 3 months ago
@amstarshot101 you have obviously never been divorced. Venting like this is far better than the alternative of drinking yourself stupid or worse.
TheAxeman1957 3 months ago 50
@TheAxeman1957 hear you on that but it make you forget for the day tho....
zerozell 1 month ago
@TheAxeman1957 My wife left me because i drink, and i drink because my wife left me.
beatlesto 3 weeks ago
@TheAxeman1957 u should check out his other one Norman Rockwell Is Bleeding- he says basically that
khiwarrior 2 weeks ago
I rebuilt this bitch from ground up!
TheCross72 3 months ago
Tonights show is either going to fix your relationship or break it, either way ur welcome :)
Aolani21 3 months ago
seventh
CalokThaRipper 3 months ago
thank you!
luckylibralady 3 months ago
sir...I love you for this!
Dominacao1686 3 months ago
here cuz oh slim shady
wajahatbajwa1966 3 months ago
Thank you sooooooooooooooo much for putting this up! I've been looking for it everywhere.
AnimeGirl908 3 months ago
first
Kitayits 3 months ago