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  • He looks like Sid Wilson, minus being an awesome DJ.

  • Respect to Steve-O doing this :P

    Too bad the audio wasn't so good on this video so i couldn't really follow what he was saying but English isn't my main language.

  • 43 people like to laugh

  • Yawns

  • Jesus Christ people are fucking stupid! How is this funny? Is there ONE joke somewhere in this rambling, babbling 2 minutes of bullshit? His stand up is worse than John Mayer's. I have friends that are funnier than this. Webster's stand up was better. If he was just some guy off the street, his ass would have been booed out of state in 60 seconds. Stand up is an art. It's a craft that takes enormous ability, dedication and talent. Stick to doing what you do best Steve; being a no talent asshole

  • @rmed30 Get on stage yourself and see how easy it is to get a laugh. Now imagine doing that, after already being famous and having an expectation for being funny as it is. You're probably an open-micer that's been passed over a bunch of times, and now you're bitter and trying to shit on someone that's more successful than you so that when you jerk off tonight you don't cry quite as hard.

  • Anyone else think he sounds like he's talking through a megaphone?

    His voice, a mic and a handheld camera have that effect.

    One of the best opening lines I've seen in standup yet. Nice work Steve.

  • thats funny because john lovets did make fun him at the charlie sheen roast

  • thats like me doing stand up

  • fucking horrible try college it tends to work out for people if talent is shoving shit in your ass that's not talent.....you've been clean and sober for 2 yrs.....bro go back to drugs and alcohol cause at least you were tolarable then on jackass

  • love you steve o u so rock :)

  • Jesus titty fucking Christ that was horrible(but atleast he has got the balls too go up there).

  • It's amazing when you watch this, then watch the stand-up that he does today! It's amazing :)

  • STEVE-O FOR PRESIDENT 2012

  • TELL A FUCKING JOKE!

  • 3:11 is so sweet!

    I love him, he is so funny =)

  • go back to sticking firecrackers up ur ass

  • @vict0r1ous why,so u can jackoff?

  • @TheGameLover666 i bet you stick fire crackers up ur ass

  • @vict0r1ous yep!

  • @vict0r1ous sorry im not like u,a dumb imbred from alabama who fucks his sister

  • @TheGameLover666 you mean "inbred"

    No need to apologize to me, I know you are a retard.

  • @vict0r1ous thats not wat your mama said

  • Charlie Sheen wishes he had people like him this much

  • Wow this is painful to watch. He's just say words and people are laughing like they just heard the most hilarious shit ever.

    Becoming a good comic is a painful process that takes time. Steve-o has a HUGE advantage in that he's known, he's got a huge audience who will go and laugh at his stupid shit, but I don't see him turning into a good comic. It's all in the delivery.

  • what happened to all his tattoos?

  • @unlockthepower this was 5 years ago whenever he was messed up right before his downward spiral really began. watch steveo demise and rise and you will see

  • hey he's alright..i'd buy a ticket..

  • what the fuck steve o was at the laugh factory*? what the fuck is steve o doing at the laugh factory LOOOOOOOOOOL i just watched jackass 3D yesterday so im surprised

  • keep at it mr steve-o. I'm sure youve got fuckin THOUSANDS of hilarious stories. Write that shit down on paper and refine it and im sure you'll be golden man.

  • sympathy laughs. i could easily imagine that crowd turning on him. he's got no timing, the writing is weak and his stage presence is borderline non existent. i like steve-o as a person but the guy is too desperate and insecure for a healthy long term show biz career,. he needs far too much attention and is headed for a major downfall despite his sobriety. he should try acting or perhaps just stay out of the spotlight for awhile. gotta know when to bow out gracefully or risk becoming a parody

  • There are some comics who can get fucked up and perform; Steve-O isn't one of them. But he's not a comic by nature. Now that he's sober, I really think he could be a good performer. He at least seems to have respect for stand-up judging by his intro.

  • this dude is one of my idols. not by the stuff he does but his personality is awsome !!

  • going to his show next month. :) YAY!!

  • I think with practice Steve-O could become a very good comedian. He's got the attitude, he's lived the life, he just needs to get his timing down.

  • he doing a show in new york

  • I would need to be rockin' to get up on stage and do this shit. Props to Steve-O for doing it knowing full well that he is zooted (obligatory) to the nearest star, knowing full well that shit don't matter. the fact that he probably don't remember this skit is icing on his cake.

  • he was a douchebag drug user. ppl who constantly talk about their habits because they think it perpetuates a cool person, and steve-o considered himself the embodeiment of "DGAF FABULOUS" im glad hes clean, ive been clean myself for 3 months. stay sober steve

  • SteveO is actually doing sets in LA again. Look up the info online!

  • I would be pissed if I paid to hear this idiot ramble. The only thing that could save this disaster is if he whipped out a stapler and stapled his yam bag to his leg!

  • Actually pretty funny.

  • Steve-O? Stand-up comedy? me likey...I wish he would try again now that he's clean...and give him a Comedy Central special too!

  • wooooah... diveeee

  • he was hi off crack. dumb mutherfucker

  • for all the haterz quit hating. why are you even watching this if you dont like it? low lives go vid to vid commenting and hating like u low lives so gtfo if ur just goin to hate

  • @Fr34kyW31rD

    So in your opinion if somebody doesn't like garbage they shouldn't be able to call it garbage? Stop nuthugging Steve-O and go brush up on what real comedy is. That's borderline retarded if not full on helmet retarded.

    And for the record, I came here because I had never seen his act and I was curious if he was any good. Once I saw he sucked then I started "hating." If he was good, I'd give him props.

  • stop dissin steve o, theres a sad story behind his drug addiction. i agree, its not the funniest shit ever but who cares...its steve o havin a gud time.

  • Aww! His parents must be so proud of him.

  • wow, people paid to hear this moron rambe? i bet he didn't even prepare any material. just did some coke and started talking.

  • where abouts was it shot in contry like ???? wb

  • where was this shot??????

    wb soon plz :)

  • the laugh factory

  • dude, can't you read? Laugh Factory. Los Angeles

  • oh that's nice.

    let him get coked up then put him on stage.

    fuckers.

    no body did shit for him when he was coked up.

    ignorant fuckers were just making money, so they didn't care.

    that pisses me off.

    just glad he's finally clean.

  • Yeah, good point. I mean, in a way he was even encouraged.

    At least hes been doing good now.

  • agreed 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­0% hate to see a good star go bad

  • I had no idea he did comedy

  • Yeah that's what I was thinking... He was probably fucked up on whippets and coke when this was filmed though, unfortunately.

  • he is THE hottest thing ive eva seen!

  • No you fucking idiot, crack is when you cook the cocaine, it makes these rocks and thats wut you smoke.....dumb ass

  • Yeah too bad the whole world doesn't understand the proper procedure behind crack cocaine...

  • this is stupid

  • I like this

    he's being himself and it's still funny.

  • he looks drunk

  • he is always drunk

  • nah kids, hes just a crack addict who has destroyed his brains with it, a complete jackass ,and thats just his style =P

  • he doesnt do crack dumb ass he does coke. And he quit drinking and drugs

  • ...you can quit giving thumbs down to my comments, everyone knows it's you.

  • why?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! and why the fuck are u still replying GO FUCKING FUCK UR SELF FUCKING IDIOT FUCK U

  • ...naw, i'm kind of enjoying seeing you freak out over youtube :)

  • I love Steve-O he is soo damn Hot!!! ;)

  • he is so high in this video

  • I LOVE HIM

  • lol hes so fucked up on whatever hes on

  • he sucks

  • ya i liked him in jackass, but jocking is not for him

  • i like jackass... but this bit is really horrible

  • He's actually really funny.

  • man leave if you dont like it.its so easy.

  • Actually not bad...

  • "This town turned into a fuckin fuck fest!" HAHA!!! I LOVE STEVE-O!!!! HE IS SOOO SEXY!!!

  • He is actually funny, even though he has no experience whatsoever other than doing stupid (but hilarious) stunts.

    I swear to God he's fucking high though.

  • Actually that was Ryan Dunn, not Steve-o.

    Catch up love.

  • Don't recall ever calling him steve-o, don't give a shit who he is, still not funny.

  • Steve- O is very use to saying fuck every second, but I thought that it was a fairly funny routine considering that he has had no stand up comedy experience.

  • This is actually funny. I'm watching it all. Who cares if he's not funny he got guts to get up there and make people laugh without any stunts. That is a crazy stunt being a stand up comedian. lmfao

  • @sicrick666 lol

  • lol

  • Steve o is a fun guy. hes really funny he is the funniest person in the world YEAH DUDE

  • YEAH DUDE I ROCK one of the best catch phrases ever

  • i totally agree with youre comment, he shouldn't have came to "fuckin" hollywood.

  • stop watching why watch shit you dont like youre stupid

  • ok i dont know what you just said

  • why watch something you dont like.does it make since now idiot.

  • i think he's funny

  • why are you watching this then. FUCK OFF

  • i thought it would be funny, guess not.

  • he's funny cause he's steve-o and most people think thats great You're probably the kind of guy who listens to andrew dice clay and laughs...he's the same way

  • look like he's drunk:) xD

  • ...ya think ???

  • lol

  • reminds me of when i did open mic and got a few laughs

  • poor guy...he had a bad night! i feel so bad for him!♥

  • i Love him so much lmao

    only what was he thinking with those shoes?

    bright green?

    wrong way to go steve-o

    but i still love you

    & bam =]

  • hey man i have those same shoes!!! dont diss them!

  • Steve-O pulled that off.

  • why would he be on Xzanx??? Poor baby

  • this kat is not funny

  • the lamest fucking people have commented this so far..one guy thinks that theres a difference between being faded and drunk and another guy said the word shortblank lol what the fuck

  • there is a difference

  • your a jack ass theres a major difference hahaha kook go get drunk

  • Tina SanFran, If ya can't say nothing good bout Steve then fuck off!! That goes for anybody.

  • Stick to hurting yourself shortplank

  • hes drunk and maybe faded

  • he's not that funny

  • His look smake up for his sucky jokes

  • he better at drugs than jokes

    stick to fuckin yourself up

  • lame.

  • i love steve-0 to death. believe me. in jackass he is HILARIOUS. in this he is funny...ish...

  • It would give me great pleasure to smash an ax in his stupid ass head.

  • man are you a mother who thinks it is to dangerous for your kids ?

  • is that question for me? If so now I don't think that at all in my opinion I just think he is not funny at all he is a moron that likes to have things inserted he likes bieng probed in the ass etc. But when it comes to being just Hard Laugh til ya cry, he does not have that comedic ability al all (to Me)

  • nattie911 u make me hard

  • he's cool but stand up aint for him sorry steve o

  • this sucks

  • he makes me wet :P

  • steve-o rocks

  • yeah actually he's a natural funny guy like in the jackass movies ..but when he tries to make it as a comedian is not that gud....

  • steve-o is not funny but he's sexy nd hot as hell...he's cute and gotta love him

  • He's hilarious. Maybe standups not for him...but otherwise hes funny as hell.

  • You have to be stoned. Then its hilarious.

  • I hate you all this was funnny as hell

  • not funny

  • steve-o is hott who cares if hes funny

  • you proved his point...

  • i agree, really not funny.

  • I love his opening. lmao

  • not funny

  • i thought it was

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