Cornyn is my Senator and I am ashamed he is from Texas. I apologize that I have not done more to prevent his re-election. I will work much harder next time. He is associated with the greatest corporate crime in human history, ENRON CORP which stole SIXTY EIGHT BILLION dollars from the employees and shareholder, put 24,000 workers on the street and stole their life savings. THAT is who Cornyn supports and that is who he enables. THAT is the GOP legacy.
Are you shitting me? This has got to be one of the STUPIDEST things I've ever sat through. I shudder to imagine the people this type of campaign ad is aimed at. The kind of slack-jawed yokel who would watch this and think, "HEY-EL YEAH! Ah'm a-votin fer BIG JAWN cause he make them lesser states squarm! YEEEE-HAW!" *fires guns off in the air*
"You must get six mo'." That's is priceless, so's the fringe. If I was a Texan and any of this kind of social portrayal splashed on me even a little, I'd beg an Oklahoman to please let me in....and I AM a Republican. - Who does this stuff actually work on? Does it matter? Or does he just buy his way in like most of them?
I live in Tx and I'm ashamed we have this imbecile representing us.Rich fat-cat asshole with a hat.On wikipedia:"Cornyn was one of only 22 Senators to vote against the Post-9/11 GI Bill that expands the educational benefits for soldiers who served in Iraq and Afghanistan.WHAT A CHICKENHAWK BASTARD!!what a chickenhawk bastard."Big-Bad-John" MY ASS! he has received more money from the oil and gas industry than all but six other members of Congress.Another Fuckin Lawyer/Judge in Congress.Pussy
Has there ever been a Texan who looked more like a prissy, foppish yankee while riding a horse? Or more like a girl wearing a fringe leather jacket. No. The only thing I agree with in this song is that he is bad. Bad for Texas and bad for America.
It's supposed to be serious if you can believe it. And the people who made it seem to think that sticking a puss like Corny up on a horse with a Bull-proof vest makes him look "Tough" what a joke. I love this video for all the wrong reasons.
In 2008, Senator Cornyn received $10,000 from Exelon, an energy company that is currently seeking approval to build a nuclear power plant just south of Victoria, Texas.[12] Cornyn has been described by Jim Jubak of MSN Money as one of "Big Oil's ten favorite members of Congress,"
Cornyn was ranked fourth-most conservative US Senators. Bush's best ally. Voted against two of Obama's nominees.
When he said "men," it could be assumed that it works in the same way as the neutral "he."
Nancy Pelosi is awful.
Frank and Dodd let things happen that helped cause this economic crisis. It was their job to make sure that DIDN'T happen. Dodd also is under some suspicion because of his VIP mortgages from Countrywide.
His raising questions about Bill Clinton's fund raising while Hilary is Secretary of State MAKES ME RAISE QUESTIONS REGARDING HIS AND HIS WIFE'S FUNDRAISING. WHEN THESE TAGGERD TYPES PROTEST, THAT'S A TELL. NOW IT'S TIME TO DO SOME DIGGING.
Cornyn did not even have the guts to put "republican" in his ads here in Texas the last campaign. Or the fact he was Bush's waterboy. Only an idiot would have voted for either of these idiots.
Keep it up "Big John". Better pack a lunch because you and your party are going to be in the doghouse a long long time. Just keep reminding us why we hate you and your cronies.
It's the whole Rev.Taggerd secretly gay so speaks out against gays. WELL, CORNYN is doing the whole secretly gay so he HAS TO hide it behind the sweet BUTCH cowboy hat. Only the fellas call him Big John.
how embarrassing. this is one of those things folks must really give him a hard time about while having a couple of "brews." you'd think he'd drop his pants and take out a tape measure by the time the ad was over. this is some truly crazy crap!
That was stupid, yet kinda creepy. I am sure it appeals to the base. I bet his "brew" is a light beer. Another phony product of the Republican" we are one of y'all" Party.
The ad says "BIG JOHN IS DOING THE LORDS WORK FOR TEXANS." Big John, of course, what Sarah Palin describes as a real American, will be reelected and hope that Big John will do the Lords work facing down all the pacificists, tree-huggers and sob sisters taking over our great nation. Only a real
Spiritual Warrior, like Big John, has what it takes to keep America on the righteous path.
Everyone from California downs on Texas, but you guys have the Governator in office so shut up. George W. Bush is from New Haven Connecticut, but we take the rap for him. Hollywood made actors like John Wayne look tough and that is why the right wingers think Texas is cool, blame California, not us!
I live here and I'd say that Austin is liberal, but only compared to the rest of Texas. Not California-liberal. The president and a lot of the elected officials are left wing. Maybe its because Austin is also known for its herb...
This has got to be the most homo political ad I've ever seen. Texans really need to start realizing that they're fucking cowboys and the more they try to act like cowboys, the more retarded they seem.
Watching this video helped me understand how different the culture of Texas is from that where I live back East. As I watched it, I could not tell if it was a pro-Cornyn or anti-Cornyn spot. Most of the time I thought it was a Saturday Night Live-type spoof on the Texas senator. Does this stuff really make Texans more likely to vote for this guy?
texas is an incredibly diverse state. in cities like dallas and austin, this stuff is seen as pretty silly. but there are huge swaths of land where the stereotypes of texas still predominantly hold true, and yeah.. for those folks, i imagine this actually had a positive influence. but from what i could tell, it made most of my 6 million neighbours in DFW just laugh.
Another election year, another crop of Republican country-club millionaires pretending to be REAL MEN from the HEARTLAND
HELL YEAH I'M BIG JOHN AND I LIKE A GOOD BREW YEE-HAW (I also make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and have a law degree from a Catholic liberal arts college) GET 'ER DUNNNN! round up dem briefs and witnesses, Big John
Oh little grasshopper, you have a lot to learn. McSame will take you down the same sorry road that has lead to the ruin of financial markets; death and destruction at home and abroad; torture; prosecuting and jailing a popular governor because he happened to be a Democrat; giveaways to Big Oil; Big Pharma; Big Insurance; Big War machinery.
Conservatives like this kind of freak me out..not that I'm exactly against alot of conservative ideals..but this is just inane and stupid..like the conservatives who have been screwing this country up for nearly 2 presidential terms. The attitude and message of this ad is disgusting. What is wrong with America's conservatives today!? And why the hell did we have to end up with such a repulsive state like Texas..
this gave me chills....in a bad way. this is the most rediculous video i have ever seen. literally. even if i did support john cornyn before this (which i didn't) i would have stopped after 13 seconds of this video. how embarassing for him!
When we buy foreign oil, a lot of that money ends up in the hands of terrorists, because we buy oil from the middle east, so this is a national security issue. We have enough oil under us that would equal to all of the oil we get from saudi arabia for 40 years. So we might as well stop handing money over to the terrorists, and become energy independent.
As for the issue on abortion and the death penalty. (Which you brought up for NO reason by the way.) You are for punishing criminals i assume? Which would you rather do? Die or sit rotting away in a prison for life? The latter seems worse to me. Abortion is not taking a baby's life. It is taking an embryo's "life". At that point it is totally dependent on a mother that does not even want it. Even once it is born it will be tied to a mother who wishes it was never born.
When the embryo is inside the woman's body, it has a beating heart. That is a baby that isn't born. Do you think God would approve of killing his creations?
If you take the embryo out of the woman it would die. It is fully dependent on the woman. If the woman doesn't want it, who does? God can't raise a child. The chances that the woman would then rise to the occasion of having an unwanted child is slim. The child would end up in an orphanage (that because abortion is illegal in your world is very overcrowded) the child has a horrible unwanted unloved childhood without a good education. He probably goes onto the streets.
Then don't have sex its that simple. Stop handing out condoms in school n just tell them straight if you don't want kids stop having sex end of story. Abortion is one of the most racist crimes against humanity in America today. more that 50% of abortions are done on African American women. and most schools with a Planned Parenthood are intercity schools with large Black populations.
What are you talking about? Done ON? You make it sound like abortion clinics are finding African American women on the street, strapping them down and forcing them to have abortions. And just telling them not to have sex would never work. Lets get rid of rehab clinics. If they dont want addictions they just shouldnt do drugs.
Wow. This is one heated debate. But to Commit777: I think you should consider getting informed. He went to war with IRAQ. Not the terrorists. Iraq is not synonymous with terrorists. In fact, until the war, they had very little to do with Terrorists. Now its a major recruitment center. As for oil. Instead of destroying the environment to prolong the oil supply perhaps we should work on alternative fuel before oil dries up (which it undeniably WILL eventually).
TomorrowMorningDew-We have the technology that would retrieve this oil under us without hurting the environment. And yes, i do agree that we should look for new technology instead of oil. But while we are looking for technology, we could be drilling for oil. Americans are suffering now. They need relief. Those morons in congress aren't doing anything to bring relief to Americans. It would create more jobs, put more oil on market, and lower gas prices.
TomorrowMorningDew- We went into iraq, bringing al aquada there too. We're fighting them there, rather than here. You won't hear this in the liberal media, but you will in reguar papers. "Al quada is at it's last stand." And it is. Abut 90% of Al quada's major leaders have been caught.
First of all it's spelled Al Qaeda. And the longer we stay in Iraq the stronger they get. They are not in their last stand. They are swelling in numbers. They use our torturing and the war in Iraq as recruitment material. Even if that ridiculous number of leaders caught is true they will just refill the ranks with new recruits.
Where do you get your information??? If anything the CIA has confirmed that the number of active terrorist cells around the world has decreased severely since US military action. They don't have access to lucrative funding and lack the human resources to pull any large scale terrorist attack. A car bomb here n there isn't 9/11
Are you kidding me? If we leave Iraq, they will be at heir strongest. They will all regroup and become a lot stronger. It will be total chaos. We are there, we are keeping them on their knees
Commit777 is another example of how educated some people are. If we do leave Iraq, Al-Qaida in Iraq, which has been driven out of every urban city, will flood back in, create chaos, the Sadr militia will have growing influence, and chaos will erupt. The Iraqi troops at this point cannot handle it all yet. Obama would fuck everything up. Unless he "refines" his policy that big flip-flopping fuck. McCain '08. Reform. Prosperity. Peace.
Ty chicagowolves1fan for also understanding the situatin in iraq. I'm only 15 and I'm a lot smarter than most people over 30 when it comes to politics.
Great. You're only 15, you have a great future for you to be involved in politics, and you are in the correct position. People don't understand that Democrats only raise taxes so they can spend it on earmarks and pork projects. McCain will stop that as President. We will win the war with him and start bringing our troops home from Iraq safely. I think many Americans are starting to see that Obama is clueless and inexperienced to handle national security. And you are smarter than some others!
And another thing, since I'm going through Air Force ROTC and am planning to commission by 2011, I would be honored that my commander-in-chief is John McCain.
When he says make lesser states squirm, hes talking about other states with democratic senators. He says he will beat them in the congress. Can u stop taking everything this man says word for word, and use ur head a little?
Go fk yourself liberal. I bet your for abortion and not for the death pentalty. Your for taking an innocent baby's life, but not for a criminal's life? You sick man.
Good job tossing me into a bin with everyone else, Commit; if I'm not from texas, I must be a latte-drinking hypocritical moron. Still, one can only expect so much from someone who spends as much time arguing on the internet as you do, let alone a single Youtube comment page.
And kudos on flexing your internet muscles to anyone and everyone on the page; Ron Paul would be proud.
how fucking pathetic, but i'll bet those sophisticated texans fall for this sort of shit......is the entire state infested with kicks like this gay wad?
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130hc 1 week ago
Fuck your sisters face!!!!
brawnthehulk 4 months ago
Hahaha! The one thing "Big John" does not do at all is shoot straight. He's the biggest hypocrite in the Senate.
marym27 1 year ago
Cornyn is my Senator and I am ashamed he is from Texas. I apologize that I have not done more to prevent his re-election. I will work much harder next time. He is associated with the greatest corporate crime in human history, ENRON CORP which stole SIXTY EIGHT BILLION dollars from the employees and shareholder, put 24,000 workers on the street and stole their life savings. THAT is who Cornyn supports and that is who he enables. THAT is the GOP legacy.
exenrontexas 1 year ago
Are you shitting me? This has got to be one of the STUPIDEST things I've ever sat through. I shudder to imagine the people this type of campaign ad is aimed at. The kind of slack-jawed yokel who would watch this and think, "HEY-EL YEAH! Ah'm a-votin fer BIG JAWN cause he make them lesser states squarm! YEEEE-HAW!" *fires guns off in the air*
r3t0dd 1 year ago 6
@r3t0dd I love John Cornyn. He's doing Lord's work for Texas.
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Hahahahahahahaha! Are you shitting me? Is this real? Good god. What a fucking embarrassment.
r3t0dd 1 year ago
Hahahahahahahaha"...Doing the Lord's Work for Texas..." I was laughing my ass off the whole time who believes this Bullshit.
smith401287 1 year ago 5
"You must get six mo'." That's is priceless, so's the fringe. If I was a Texan and any of this kind of social portrayal splashed on me even a little, I'd beg an Oklahoman to please let me in....and I AM a Republican. - Who does this stuff actually work on? Does it matter? Or does he just buy his way in like most of them?
graygrayarea 1 year ago 4
*loooooooooool*
enesdeape 1 year ago
John Cornyn looks like the bald monster of Dr. Frankenstein. *sigh* Yet another corrupt politician makes us real Texans look like idiots.
funkypope 1 year ago
is this a porno?
curlyfry1106 2 years ago
I love the homoerotic appeal of this ad. Hilarious.
shinianPL 2 years ago 2
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shinianPL 2 years ago
what a fucking dbag,,,an embarrassment to our state
mikeypawla 2 years ago
Wow, even crooks are bigger in Texas.
benburns2 2 years ago 2
He doesn't really look that big or bad, really.
rc55 2 years ago
At the end of the video I nearly cried.
PEOPLE PAID FOR THIS?
boomheadshot321 2 years ago 2
He likes a good "brew". I like a good "brew". He must be an honest hard-working Amurican just like me.
I'd vote for him... as long as I was promised to get one of those dangley jackets he's got in the video.
Only douches wear those?
Shit.
LuxyBangbang 2 years ago 5
wow, awesome advert. They must have payed an advertising agency hundreds of thousands of dollars for it.
Neuroelectronic 2 years ago
:( ...
erov 2 years ago
are you kidding me? this is a joke right?
kentronic 2 years ago 4
Wow. This is simply awful. Just awful.
Whoever voted this idiot into office should feel ashamed.
andbruno 2 years ago 3
lol
AddictiveHerring 2 years ago 3
Big John loaded up cash!
walkingindec45 2 years ago
Wow, makes me want to vomit.
Ultr4Violence 2 years ago 3
This is fucking pathetic. Pull your head out of your ass America.
sticknmove97 2 years ago 4
"What are your qualifications?"
"Rape, Murder, Arson, and Rape"
"You said rape twice?"
"I like rape"
Vote Big Bad John. He likes rape. A lot.
fland033 2 years ago 7
Blazing Saddles!
Also, this commercial made me sad to be from Texas (Austin, but still).
randomwittyname 2 years ago
I would be ashamed to be from his state.
This guy does not deserve a place in society, much less in the senate.
What a corporate tool.
fland033 2 years ago 3
This man is a monster
robohoboturd 2 years ago 4
This man voted in favor of allowing companies to prevent the prosecution of gang rapists.
Dinictus 2 years ago 9
Big bad john likes when big bad companies like rape.
AndroidPolitician 2 years ago 11
Vote for Big John, He will prevent BIG GUBBERMINT from interfering with literal rape. Big John. PRO RAPE
GeneralChoomin 2 years ago 11
what a bad person
fightinboner 2 years ago 2
fucking nuke texas immediately
harrath 2 years ago 2
Senator Cornyn received:
$759,000 from health professionals $350,000 from insurance $222,000 from Pharma
and $248,000 from lobbyists.
CORPORATE HEALTHCARE TOOL!
xetlive 2 years ago 7
lol
jack2452 2 years ago
MY political IQ dropped by about 30 points. A campaign add, seriously? I'm glad he dosn't represent my state as "Senator".
Tokyo123456 2 years ago
He made lesser states squirm?
Well hell, he's got my vote. It's clearly in the best interest of the nation to be a giant dick.
This is the most homoerotic political ad ever.
greengenes1977 2 years ago 12
haha Texas
lolwatches 2 years ago
What a loser, he's a complete cartoon stereotype of the typical corrupt, big oil, backroom deal, scumbag republican.
jmg3k3000 2 years ago 9
I live in Tx and I'm ashamed we have this imbecile representing us.Rich fat-cat asshole with a hat.On wikipedia:"Cornyn was one of only 22 Senators to vote against the Post-9/11 GI Bill that expands the educational benefits for soldiers who served in Iraq and Afghanistan.WHAT A CHICKENHAWK BASTARD!!what a chickenhawk bastard."Big-Bad-John" MY ASS! he has received more money from the oil and gas industry than all but six other members of Congress.Another Fuckin Lawyer/Judge in Congress.Pussy
rleary1 2 years ago 27
i am CRINGING?
bringchangetoGT 2 years ago 6
What a shameless, ignorant douche bag.
aldichiara 2 years ago 5
He actually paid money for this ad? What a moron.
TheCeejPlus 2 years ago 5
Cuz he'll shoot straight, talk straight, and enjoy a good brew. LOL!
Hobarticus 2 years ago 2
Has there ever been a Texan who looked more like a prissy, foppish yankee while riding a horse? Or more like a girl wearing a fringe leather jacket. No. The only thing I agree with in this song is that he is bad. Bad for Texas and bad for America.
iburl 2 years ago 5
You can see where all his campaign BIG OIL money goes--wish this was a joke--
ninjapimp2181 2 years ago
I attended the state convention.
What a moron this guy is.
txliberty 2 years ago
omg is this video actualy supposed to be serious or is it a satire? lol
toalex 2 years ago
It's supposed to be serious if you can believe it. And the people who made it seem to think that sticking a puss like Corny up on a horse with a Bull-proof vest makes him look "Tough" what a joke. I love this video for all the wrong reasons.
iburl 2 years ago 5
Fuck that is hilarious, reminds me of the Canyonaro commercial in The Simpsons :D
Oct195 2 years ago
he is such a fucking dickhead
ftwelve12 2 years ago
John Cornyn's threatening to filibuster justice dept. nominees because he's scared they're release the torture memos.
Fuck you, John Cornyn. Of all the things to stand up for, you picked fucking torture.
theominousthey 2 years ago 10
hahahahaha republicans are fucking manchildren
emeraldskies 2 years ago 32
Republicans have the minds of children
Kirinjii 2 years ago 12
Sooo embarassing.
meta4strm 2 years ago 4
What an ass-hat. Boot Big John out of the Senate for demoralizing such a good song.
12inchshell 2 years ago 5
This is like hip hop country. Brilliant.
The vernacular ... "You must get Six Mo' ", "Made lesser states squirm", "Enjoy a good brew"!
LMAO this was my favourite ad of the last election!
What a joke!
Teirersias 2 years ago
Man, go read his Wiki. He's not for America.
Mr. Anti
In 2008, Senator Cornyn received $10,000 from Exelon, an energy company that is currently seeking approval to build a nuclear power plant just south of Victoria, Texas.[12] Cornyn has been described by Jim Jubak of MSN Money as one of "Big Oil's ten favorite members of Congress,"
Cornyn was ranked fourth-most conservative US Senators. Bush's best ally. Voted against two of Obama's nominees.
This video is very Gay.
slicked25 3 years ago 7
Big cunt
danceattakjg 3 years ago 10
John Cornyn is a fucktard. One of the worst men in Congress, easily.
xcave1 3 years ago 10
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you're wrong
how about Christopher Dodd? He's one of my senators.
Some others:
Barney Frank
Nancy Pelosi
WashLincTRoosReag 3 years ago
Nancy Pelosi isn't a man. And none of the others are worse than Cornyn
xcave1 3 years ago 3
When he said "men," it could be assumed that it works in the same way as the neutral "he."
Nancy Pelosi is awful.
Frank and Dodd let things happen that helped cause this economic crisis. It was their job to make sure that DIDN'T happen. Dodd also is under some suspicion because of his VIP mortgages from Countrywide.
WashLincTRoosReag 3 years ago
I bet he sucks a mean cock
mayoryana 3 years ago 6
God fucking damn it Texas you can't be fucking trusted with anything can you
spartaaa 3 years ago 3
I think I'm gonna be sick.
cliffhammond 3 years ago 6
Cowboys are faggots!
cryptsub 3 years ago
His raising questions about Bill Clinton's fund raising while Hilary is Secretary of State MAKES ME RAISE QUESTIONS REGARDING HIS AND HIS WIFE'S FUNDRAISING. WHEN THESE TAGGERD TYPES PROTEST, THAT'S A TELL. NOW IT'S TIME TO DO SOME DIGGING.
vsop333 3 years ago
Cornyn did not even have the guts to put "republican" in his ads here in Texas the last campaign. Or the fact he was Bush's waterboy. Only an idiot would have voted for either of these idiots.
Keep it up "Big John". Better pack a lunch because you and your party are going to be in the doghouse a long long time. Just keep reminding us why we hate you and your cronies.
scalliwagrx8 3 years ago
what's it like having a dick that small?
xschlitzx 3 years ago
Big John sticks it to Big Thighs Hillary on her confirmation day. Ha Ha!
FreepShop 3 years ago
It's the whole Rev.Taggerd secretly gay so speaks out against gays. WELL, CORNYN is doing the whole secretly gay so he HAS TO hide it behind the sweet BUTCH cowboy hat. Only the fellas call him Big John.
vsop333 3 years ago
"lesser states?" lol
radiomorning 3 years ago
Big bad smelly douchebag Cornyn.
mikeyboypdx 3 years ago
best campaign ad ever
cornyn for president!
WashLincTRoosReag 3 years ago
Big John...lol
MinaMcMina3R2 3 years ago
BBIIIGG JJOOHHNNN
lol
NoHeejin 3 years ago
Doing the lords work for texas? I didnt know texas was a theocracy. What a load of shit. Big Nose......Big Red Nose.....
fargo47 3 years ago
Shove it, John!
You, fraud.
look4keith 3 years ago
Drop the trailing 'n' from his name.
wheezerYT 3 years ago
Ive never seen a campaign ad this bad lol. I Almost thought it was a joke.
10fingerman 3 years ago 4
this is so funny! what a jackass
runswithscissorsalot 3 years ago
what an embarassment
SonicSkier1 3 years ago
how embarrassing. this is one of those things folks must really give him a hard time about while having a couple of "brews." you'd think he'd drop his pants and take out a tape measure by the time the ad was over. this is some truly crazy crap!
crizzab74 3 years ago
This makes me ashamed to be a Texan.
sssenseiii 3 years ago 2
What a badass ad. I have no idea what his voting record is, but I think he's totally right
BigKatz 3 years ago
This must be some bad western TV show from the 70's.
JohnnyFurious 3 years ago
Makes me laugh every single time
iamthebyron 3 years ago 5
Wow.
That was stupid, yet kinda creepy. I am sure it appeals to the base. I bet his "brew" is a light beer. Another phony product of the Republican" we are one of y'all" Party.
ecosmart123 3 years ago
If this nigger don't win i'ma move outta texas.
ashtonnesmith 3 years ago
The ad says "BIG JOHN IS DOING THE LORDS WORK FOR TEXANS." Big John, of course, what Sarah Palin describes as a real American, will be reelected and hope that Big John will do the Lords work facing down all the pacificists, tree-huggers and sob sisters taking over our great nation. Only a real
Spiritual Warrior, like Big John, has what it takes to keep America on the righteous path.
SandorFne 3 years ago
Unbelievably stupid. This is how we elect leaders?
ProlefeedTV 3 years ago
Big John "kept Texas in power"?? Sounds, and anti-American. Arrest him.
EL0708 3 years ago
Everyone from California downs on Texas, but you guys have the Governator in office so shut up. George W. Bush is from New Haven Connecticut, but we take the rap for him. Hollywood made actors like John Wayne look tough and that is why the right wingers think Texas is cool, blame California, not us!
poopylungstuffing 3 years ago
I'm told Austin is surprisingly left wing.
NicosNicosNicosNicos 3 years ago
I live here and I'd say that Austin is liberal, but only compared to the rest of Texas. Not California-liberal. The president and a lot of the elected officials are left wing. Maybe its because Austin is also known for its herb...
mattg2793 3 years ago
OMG. That was funny.
flex03202008 3 years ago
Hahahahahahah. That shit is hilarious. John has got to be a closet queer. Fuck Texas..Love California!
ladybijea 3 years ago
ahahaha that was soo funny..AMERICAAAAA!!!!!!
Tinils 3 years ago
That was absolutely silly and down right ridiculous! lol Big John what a fucking joke!! lol
macrocosm144 3 years ago
This has got to be the most homo political ad I've ever seen. Texans really need to start realizing that they're fucking cowboys and the more they try to act like cowboys, the more retarded they seem.
CountChocula101 3 years ago 3
Fromj the great state that brought us George BUsh
esgranny 3 years ago 2
The announcer sounds like a pedophile.
Messenger33 3 years ago 2
Someone on the campaign staff watched too much "Bonanza".
And this is why I laugh when people say they're from Texas.
ZeroCorpse 3 years ago
I'd vote for this guy!
devotron 3 years ago
Steers and queers!
Killwich 3 years ago 4
What is taking TX voters for? a bunch of macho rednecks ?
Raminagrobisfr 3 years ago
daily show parody was so funny
manhattanwombat 3 years ago
Watching this video helped me understand how different the culture of Texas is from that where I live back East. As I watched it, I could not tell if it was a pro-Cornyn or anti-Cornyn spot. Most of the time I thought it was a Saturday Night Live-type spoof on the Texas senator. Does this stuff really make Texans more likely to vote for this guy?
sjd47 3 years ago 3
texas is an incredibly diverse state. in cities like dallas and austin, this stuff is seen as pretty silly. but there are huge swaths of land where the stereotypes of texas still predominantly hold true, and yeah.. for those folks, i imagine this actually had a positive influence. but from what i could tell, it made most of my 6 million neighbours in DFW just laugh.
vertigelt 3 years ago 2
haha, i laughed so hard when i saw this on tv. Cornyn... seriously? hahaha
VOTE RICK NORIEGA!
music3chick 3 years ago 2
I don't think America can afford any more dumbass Texas Republicans.
e457c04s579h057 3 years ago 2
I'm so ashamed to be from Texas . . . after uni I'm moving the hell out of this place!
sigur90 3 years ago
lame. Texas Rules
gooferino 3 years ago
maybe :) but your username is "goof"erino..... xD, jk. Texas is great, it's just not for me :)
sigur90 3 years ago
jesus CHRIST this video gets me so hard
codejockeysa 3 years ago 4
another republican with homoerotic tendancies
pizer1234 3 years ago 3
I kept waiting for this to be a joke. I can't wait to leave TX.
sigur90 3 years ago 3
did you see The Daily Show making fun of this?
colonelclaypool44 3 years ago 3
Yea colonel that was hilarious. Big Bad Jew.
IWishIWasAtOCB 3 years ago
John Brokeback Cornyn!
michigan83guerrilla 3 years ago
look, latter half of the nineteenth century stereotypes
AverellDalton 3 years ago
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The sad thing is this actually works in Texas
iamnemo1107 3 years ago
What's a [SEN-TX]?
creton4 3 years ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD ROFL
TehPenar 3 years ago 2
If people in Texas do things quick, why is Jon campaigning like it's 1876?
IncredibleGoliath 3 years ago 2
THE GAYNESS!!!
IncredibleGoliath 3 years ago
Another election year, another crop of Republican country-club millionaires pretending to be REAL MEN from the HEARTLAND
HELL YEAH I'M BIG JOHN AND I LIKE A GOOD BREW YEE-HAW (I also make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year and have a law degree from a Catholic liberal arts college) GET 'ER DUNNNN! round up dem briefs and witnesses, Big John
BADASS COWBOY FROM TEXAS (J.D.)
theeverett 3 years ago
The only thing they do down in texas is kill people.
t00545c 3 years ago
We don't kill people. We kill retarded people. Does that really count?
snarkhunter 3 years ago
So this is some kind of parody made by John Corny's opponent? I mean, this can't be for real. It's too campy to be real.
ewetubeviewer 3 years ago 2
wtf is a hell-ee-on, that sounds like a french word, I ain't vote for this guy
mayorhaggars 3 years ago
Oh little grasshopper, you have a lot to learn. McSame will take you down the same sorry road that has lead to the ruin of financial markets; death and destruction at home and abroad; torture; prosecuting and jailing a popular governor because he happened to be a Democrat; giveaways to Big Oil; Big Pharma; Big Insurance; Big War machinery.
notime4lies 3 years ago
Conservatives like this kind of freak me out..not that I'm exactly against alot of conservative ideals..but this is just inane and stupid..like the conservatives who have been screwing this country up for nearly 2 presidential terms. The attitude and message of this ad is disgusting. What is wrong with America's conservatives today!? And why the hell did we have to end up with such a repulsive state like Texas..
Carriwitchet23 3 years ago 2
Where are you from?
hpd929 3 years ago
this gave me chills....in a bad way. this is the most rediculous video i have ever seen. literally. even if i did support john cornyn before this (which i didn't) i would have stopped after 13 seconds of this video. how embarassing for him!
icough 3 years ago
Let me guess. An Obama supporter? Obama has developed a cult of personality much larger than anything like this. You have no ground to stand on.
hpd929 3 years ago
Well fielded from someone knee-deep in quicksand.
The GOP needs a complete rebuild. Pot-shot trolling isn't helping the process. Take the licks and toughen up.
naked0ne 3 years ago
thank god i don't live in texas
e457c04s579h057 3 years ago
When we buy foreign oil, a lot of that money ends up in the hands of terrorists, because we buy oil from the middle east, so this is a national security issue. We have enough oil under us that would equal to all of the oil we get from saudi arabia for 40 years. So we might as well stop handing money over to the terrorists, and become energy independent.
Commit777 3 years ago
this is almost as good as "hi, I'm Ricky Bobby. If you don't chew Big Red then F*** You"
goaliesnitz 3 years ago
As for the issue on abortion and the death penalty. (Which you brought up for NO reason by the way.) You are for punishing criminals i assume? Which would you rather do? Die or sit rotting away in a prison for life? The latter seems worse to me. Abortion is not taking a baby's life. It is taking an embryo's "life". At that point it is totally dependent on a mother that does not even want it. Even once it is born it will be tied to a mother who wishes it was never born.
TomorrowMorningDew 3 years ago
When the embryo is inside the woman's body, it has a beating heart. That is a baby that isn't born. Do you think God would approve of killing his creations?
Commit777 3 years ago
If you take the embryo out of the woman it would die. It is fully dependent on the woman. If the woman doesn't want it, who does? God can't raise a child. The chances that the woman would then rise to the occasion of having an unwanted child is slim. The child would end up in an orphanage (that because abortion is illegal in your world is very overcrowded) the child has a horrible unwanted unloved childhood without a good education. He probably goes onto the streets.
MajorOrgan42 3 years ago
Then don't have sex its that simple. Stop handing out condoms in school n just tell them straight if you don't want kids stop having sex end of story. Abortion is one of the most racist crimes against humanity in America today. more that 50% of abortions are done on African American women. and most schools with a Planned Parenthood are intercity schools with large Black populations.
AngelAnnihilation 3 years ago
What are you talking about? Done ON? You make it sound like abortion clinics are finding African American women on the street, strapping them down and forcing them to have abortions. And just telling them not to have sex would never work. Lets get rid of rehab clinics. If they dont want addictions they just shouldnt do drugs.
MajorOrgan42 3 years ago
Wow. This is one heated debate. But to Commit777: I think you should consider getting informed. He went to war with IRAQ. Not the terrorists. Iraq is not synonymous with terrorists. In fact, until the war, they had very little to do with Terrorists. Now its a major recruitment center. As for oil. Instead of destroying the environment to prolong the oil supply perhaps we should work on alternative fuel before oil dries up (which it undeniably WILL eventually).
TomorrowMorningDew 3 years ago
TomorrowMorningDew-We have the technology that would retrieve this oil under us without hurting the environment. And yes, i do agree that we should look for new technology instead of oil. But while we are looking for technology, we could be drilling for oil. Americans are suffering now. They need relief. Those morons in congress aren't doing anything to bring relief to Americans. It would create more jobs, put more oil on market, and lower gas prices.
Commit777 3 years ago
TomorrowMorningDew- We went into iraq, bringing al aquada there too. We're fighting them there, rather than here. You won't hear this in the liberal media, but you will in reguar papers. "Al quada is at it's last stand." And it is. Abut 90% of Al quada's major leaders have been caught.
Commit777 3 years ago
First of all it's spelled Al Qaeda. And the longer we stay in Iraq the stronger they get. They are not in their last stand. They are swelling in numbers. They use our torturing and the war in Iraq as recruitment material. Even if that ridiculous number of leaders caught is true they will just refill the ranks with new recruits.
MajorOrgan42 3 years ago
Where do you get your information??? If anything the CIA has confirmed that the number of active terrorist cells around the world has decreased severely since US military action. They don't have access to lucrative funding and lack the human resources to pull any large scale terrorist attack. A car bomb here n there isn't 9/11
AngelAnnihilation 3 years ago
Are you kidding me? If we leave Iraq, they will be at heir strongest. They will all regroup and become a lot stronger. It will be total chaos. We are there, we are keeping them on their knees
Commit777 3 years ago
Commit777 is another example of how educated some people are. If we do leave Iraq, Al-Qaida in Iraq, which has been driven out of every urban city, will flood back in, create chaos, the Sadr militia will have growing influence, and chaos will erupt. The Iraqi troops at this point cannot handle it all yet. Obama would fuck everything up. Unless he "refines" his policy that big flip-flopping fuck. McCain '08. Reform. Prosperity. Peace.
chicagowolves1fan 3 years ago
Ty chicagowolves1fan for also understanding the situatin in iraq. I'm only 15 and I'm a lot smarter than most people over 30 when it comes to politics.
Commit777 3 years ago
situation*
Commit777 3 years ago
Great. You're only 15, you have a great future for you to be involved in politics, and you are in the correct position. People don't understand that Democrats only raise taxes so they can spend it on earmarks and pork projects. McCain will stop that as President. We will win the war with him and start bringing our troops home from Iraq safely. I think many Americans are starting to see that Obama is clueless and inexperienced to handle national security. And you are smarter than some others!
chicagowolves1fan 3 years ago
And another thing, since I'm going through Air Force ROTC and am planning to commission by 2011, I would be honored that my commander-in-chief is John McCain.
chicagowolves1fan 3 years ago
When he says make lesser states squirm, hes talking about other states with democratic senators. He says he will beat them in the congress. Can u stop taking everything this man says word for word, and use ur head a little?
Commit777 3 years ago
"Big John hates abortion;
that's takin' a life,
but fryin' a convict;
bring the kids and the wife!... Big John.
Big John just hates
the black, white and red
cuz 40 killed Iraqis
equals one american dead...Yeah, Big Bad John."
Only in Texas, yeah?
aquacommiebat 3 years ago
Go fk yourself liberal. I bet your for abortion and not for the death pentalty. Your for taking an innocent baby's life, but not for a criminal's life? You sick man.
Commit777 3 years ago
Good job tossing me into a bin with everyone else, Commit; if I'm not from texas, I must be a latte-drinking hypocritical moron. Still, one can only expect so much from someone who spends as much time arguing on the internet as you do, let alone a single Youtube comment page.
And kudos on flexing your internet muscles to anyone and everyone on the page; Ron Paul would be proud.
aquacommiebat 3 years ago
Hehe, aquacommiebat
Commit777 3 years ago
I'm squirming from the douche chill that's running down my spine.
thenewaeon 3 years ago
what a fucking cunt.
garagebomber 3 years ago
Sorry, that's "made lesser states squirm"
superdoof92 3 years ago
"Made lesser states cringe"
Funny how it makes it seem like their fighting the other states.
superdoof92 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA. Really the song is a mixture of Walker Texas Ranger and a cult. Amazing, pure genius.
catsushi 3 years ago
how fucking pathetic, but i'll bet those sophisticated texans fall for this sort of shit......is the entire state infested with kicks like this gay wad?
PreacherThug 3 years ago
Yeah, you should stay away from here. It's full of cowboys and tumbleweed.
2ndPistonHonda 3 years ago
Wait. They're kidding..right..?
Carriwitchet23 3 years ago
jimmy dean - ßig john
tomasjose415 3 years ago
i saw this on te john stewart show
daaaaaaaaa123 3 years ago
Yeah! Vote for Rick Noriega! Yeah!
laqerhill 3 years ago
this is ridiculous.
Hey, it is Texas....at least hire Bun B to right those rhymes....atrocious.
themixtapemonster 3 years ago