How masturbation damages the body - Example #2

[hydroponicnuggz420]

uhm what?

[asd7851]

this does not make any fukin sense

[fiasco2006]

this is fact show a person thats in a relax standing position and not a muscle flexing freak

[rsyawei]

lol

[Robertiio]

evry men masturbates u fuking idiot evry single on of them married or single any way he wanks at least 1 time month and 1 time per month is rare

[haircutbob2]

Hahaha, this is hilarious.

[TheThirdlayer]

A video hasn't made me facepalm this hard since Perry's "Strong".

[innitstrange]

Dont blame him, He is against this since he saw whole lot of dicks masturbating together.

occult mass masturbation!

[t0m0h2]

This is why my girlfriend looks like Quasimodo

[D3TOSS]

@t0m0h2 lol

[matthew22389]

Um actually he is posing at an angle which is why it looks different.

[usarmy624]

He could just be left-handed.

[Orvellrednbacer]

HAHHAHAHA That Guy is Flexing his Arm

[mrspiceydick1234]

or hes just flexing with his right hand. dumbass



[lonelyloverize]

FAke

[RammsteinAndWeed]

may have been pointed out already, but why does his involvement in the porn industry mean he masturbates a lot?

[TheAugustinIV]

hahahahahhahahaa

[nelsonpor11]

fake

[RetardedWhilePking]

hope this is a joke lmao

[FightGameSleep]

thats why you...wait for it...switch hands every time. mind blown

[milfhunter104]

then i'm invalide! get out of here!

[2gs900]

good thing i dont jack off 98 times a day. lmao get the fuck outa here

[TheRealCptObvious1]

just means he needs to go TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT

[AnAverageDude]

From Area 51 and the Illuminati to the side effects of masturbation... I'm giong to bed. -__-

[proud2bgay45]

and the pics are exactly the same

[proud2bgay45]

it doesnt make sence the side you masterbate with should be stronger

[RDRkiller405]

l000l i laughed so hard...

[Ericklepadlo]

switch hands

[KnucklesBleed]

Never whack off on crystal meth.

[AtomicMunky15]

Then whatever we'll all walk around like fiddler crabs!

[pressonc]

This is absolute crap. Excessive masturbation is damaging to one's physicality; however, none of these "observations" are valid. Masturbation has been shown to increase musculature not decrease it.

[CJGSAY]

Thanks for the ride in the ROFLcopter

[C0smicN0mad]

I find this video easy to masturbate to.

[thewilllane]

w8 so the wank side is weaker?

[cloudcruiserful]

He's telling the truth guys

[LittlePrinceV1]

Probably one of the funniest i've seen

[wholeOinOone]

Ahahahahahahahaha

[turtlebest]

lol nothing to say, i can only say that masturbation can be bad if done excessively xD.

[Androidgbread]

ONE WORD : LOL !

[LorenciaDark]

loooooooooooooool

[facenintendo8586]

It's funny how many people find this serious... the whole maker of this film and the film in general. IT'S MENT AS A SATIRICAL VIDEO THAT IS MADE TO SOUND SERIOUS, BUT IS A JOKE ARE YOU GUYS STUPID!! LOL

[wtfcadaver]

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[Klevski1]

He must masturbate lefty

[FortitudoProductions]

Why. The. Hell. Am. I. Watching. This..?

[ktown273]

HAHA This guy is looking too hard at this shirtless man to notice all of this.What a fagg

[SixFootTallMidget]

Oh yeah that dude's body is damaged. lol Beyond repair, he needs to stop wanking or he will die!

[PeepingTom456789]

the one thing I agree with you on is that masturbation weakens your health; at least, that's what it does to me. But this man's body is no proof of masturbation to me

[nikitak09]

lol ... nuff said

[JP11921]

I think you have a body dysmorphic disorder. You see things that others can't really see. i suggest you to go to phychotherapy and take medications

[MarkJohansen123]

He was leaning towards the right, DUMBASS.

[LuxConcordiae]

Can't tell if trolling...

or just stupid...

Seriously, there ARE people as stupid as shits.

[TheShogunate]

wait wait wait wait...wait.... What if this dude is left handed? wouldn't that suggest that masturbation is good for the body? LOL!!

[roguetrooper96]

Funny thing is the guy in the picture is left handed lol

[neight78]

LOL Hope people don't believe this. I mean some people are stupid.

[SuperSamuel972]

I must add that when you masturbate often, you are much quickly hungry.

[zzzut]

If this were true, I should look like a crab by now.

[myf0lk]

lmao "the man is grabbing his penis with his left hand, so it shows he's under the effects of masturbation"

well.. ya cant argue with that logic lol

[Kg277]

Wouldn't some of the unbalancing come from playing too much with a computer mouse too?

[4t0m1o]

That Guy has his hand in his penis, hello! it just means "Hello girls look at this!"

he had the right hand clutched into a fist, what means "I am tough guy" the fact that he was topless and wearing camouflage supports it.

And seriously? you really thought both sides of the body are parallel? U are either stupid, or trying to hard to look like one.

[JP11921]

@Happeh Do you think eating nutritional foods will help recover?

[adammoore251]

This video reminds me i havent wanked today...

[Davide131]

SO IS EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION BAD? I HAD A CHINESE DOCTOR TELL ME IT WAS BAD CAUSE IT WEAKENS THE KIDNEYS, LIVER, SPLEEN, AND DEPLETES TESTOSERONE AND THAT CHINESE DOC WAS SMART AS FUCK HE STUDIED CHINESE AND WESTERN MEDICINE, SO HE KNOWS WHATS UP. ITS CONFUSING THOUGH CAUSE MY THEOROPIST SAYS THE OPPOSITE HE SAYS THE EJACULATION PROCESS DOS NOT INVOLVE THE KIDNEYS, SPLEEN ETC. AND ACTUALLY INCREASES TESTOSERONE SO WHO THE FUCK IS TELLING THE TRUUUUUUTH? IDK WETHER TO WACK IT OR SMACK IT LOL

[oogle78]

actually chronic masturbation is really bad. It just makes you deplete energy and you lose muscle and strength. It causes cystic acne because of hormone imbalance and produces too much chemicals in the brain which gives you a high feeling. You feel stupid with that feeling. Search it up on google.

[benjamane]

i would think the "healthier" side is the side which arm he used to wank.

[slothman07]

LOL this video's hilarious. Question for the poster: Prove to me how you know that he only masturbates with one hand. He might also be left handed. Without knowing one of these two things for sure, the whole video makes no sense. Good for a laugh though.

[lover14boy]

i masturbat with my two hands so its ok

[katoness]

Bullshit, wanking is good for you. Is he a religious nut?

[RustArtRed]

MASTERBATION HELPS STOP PROSTATE CANCER DIPSHIT ! 

[bbrain2]

@RustArtRed: Actually the latest study showed frequent ejaculation is the cause of Prostate Cancer. However, it's still good justification or excuse to continue jerking off. But....you can't cheat yourself dude. You are the only one who'll feel the effects of torture, and suffering.

[RustArtRed]

@bbrain2 Justify Torture ? Feels quite nice to me Bro

[bbrain2]

@RustArtRed: Fells nice for a short period of time because it releases and depletes feel good brain neurotransmitter dopamine, serotonin, and acetylcholine. These neurotransmitters are depleted causing depression, anxiety, low mental and physical energy. So yea...that 3 to 5 second ejaculation feels good. (meant for having children). But you'll suffer physically, mentally, and spiritually. And live an unsuccessful, inferior, mediocre, dreary, life - and wonder if it was due to masturbation.

[RustArtRed]

@bbrain2 Um, Ok, but I am Very Successful Why ?

[bbrain2]

@RustArtRed: No. You're not rich, famous, or successful. Restrict sexual release and build sexual tension and in that state of sexual tension and heightened sexuality you turn your attention to treat your business or your work or your art as your 'lover'. So you give your business the care and attention that you would lavish on a woman or love partner.

[RustArtRed]

@bbrain2 Like, ok, I fI have sex with a Female, How does her body protect me from just wacking off ?

[bbrain2]

@RustArtRed: Only orgasm, but DO NOT RELEASE. Channel your sexual energy into achieving worldly success so that you are a better prospect as a partner and appear more dynamic and attractive to them. Channel the drive, charisma and dominating energy of, particularly, male sexual energy to build wealth and power in the world. Think and Grow Rich N. Hill saw that frequent ejaculation created a sense of loss in a man. Whereas conservation of sexual fluid created a sense of wealth and abundance.

[RustArtRed]

@bbrain2 See, i am 6 Foot 5, so, I have Lots of Um, Energy

[bbrain2]

@RustArtRed: Dude, you're 36! No offense, but if you'd transmuted sexual energy instead of jerking off you would have been famous, rich, and successful already! The good part is that it's not too late. If you stop ejaculating and transmute sexual energy for 1 mere year - - by the end of that year you'd either be famous, or a millionaire, Ferrari, Lamborghini, anything wanted in life would be easy for you. All powerful men of the past has retained semen! Just look at the power Jesus obtained?

[RustArtRed]

@bbrain2 LOL, Um, but I am doing Fine in Life buddy. I just don;t want to put details all over the Internet. I am FIne, but I will take your advice. I am Cool, Trust me. Famous ? Maybe One Day

[bbrain2]

@RustArtRed: You'd be famous big time! Everyone would want to know your secret! And why everything comes so easy and abundant for you. They wouldn't understand.

[RustArtRed]

@bbrain2 Respect

[XplicitVocalz]

WTF lmao.....So if you're ambidextrouse like I am, then it's all good...

[JobesRandom]

wtf lol

[Saperwill]

people thats no joke..you are laughing because you dont know this problems..im addicted and i masturbate 3-4 times a day like 9 years yet..and yes my right shoulder is lil bit shorter but more muscular :/

[Walalalalaification]

@Saperwill Get a girl friend faggot 

[TheKarmasbitch]

lololololollllollloll



[evelynjoyce]

This is hilarious. Well done.

[FuckEveryoneOnHere]

You have to know this is a joke. Look at the rest of this guy's videos.

[haaasful]

stupid video

[WonderWomanFan4life]

so like does this mean the same in women? just saying

[WonderWomanFan4life]

what about when it leans to the left, right, or upward?? you can tell who's a frequent masturbatory participant based on JUST that

[Ryann2891]

so ill just use both hands at the same time.. lol

[tommyXBOX360]

hahahah this is funny... i assume this is a joke right?? Actually, if it wasn't a joke it would be even more funny

[gundown26]

This just makes no sense what so ever masturbation by any means does not damage the human body it something that comes natural to humans as a species. How the hell does something that comes natural to a human create harmful effects. BTW the only reason why he's looks disproportionate is be cause he is standing in a disproportionate pose YOU MORON!

[cornel10]

He forgot to mention the corns of the right palm.

[kfishwick3]

Haaaaaaaa BULLSH

[mbono81]

Whoa, I have been touching myself for well over a decade, and I don't have these problems. Better step up my playtime from 3 to 5 times a day to 5

[bbrain2]

A man's prostate gland must be 'emptied out' once a week for health is a myth. And it flies in the face of thousands of years of moral and ancient experience. Dr. Raymond Bernard states that the male semen is naturally reabsorbed by the body. If it was true -- that a man has to 'empty out' his generative organ once weekly -- then the scrotal sac of celibate men would eventually burst!

NEVER HAS THIS HAPPENED.

Celibates: Sir Isaac Newton, Leonardo Da Vinci, Mozart and Beethoven. Jesus.

[xxyc21]

@bbrain2

Leonardo Da Vinci was a homosexual, so was a whole list of people in history, who because of Judeo-Christian social intimidation often declined to confess their orientation. The thousand of years you speak of comes from Judaism , religion that starts with Abraham, no earlier than 2000 BC. Humans have been on earth for 4 million years, ' masturbating.' BTW much of what it in Judaism is forgery copied from ancient Egypt.

AMEN

AMEN Ra

TutankhAMEN

AMENemope

AMENhotep

etc

[bbrain2]

@xxyc21: Leonardo Da Vinci -- for whom the very term "Rennaisance Man" was invented -- Painter, Sculptor, Scientist, Mathematician, Inventor, Engineer, Astronomer, Anatomist, Architect, Musician, Philosopher, the Original 'Rennaisance Man' --

- you are incredible inferior.

[xxyc21]

97% of all human males masturbate! Primates masturbate! The human body is not identical from left to right anywhere.

A right handed person is automatically going use the right side more as a left handed person will do the same. The more used side will show more muscle tone.

Most medical science does not find harmful effects of masturbation, however it has found that celibate men have a higher rate of genital cancer, because the sperm ducts should be evacuated with regularity.

[bbrain2]

@xxyc21: Not true. Medical science incentive$ or market is for sick people (prescription drugs). And it flies in the face of thousands of years of moral and ancient experience. Higher forms of animals become active only during the mating season; and thus they maintain health. Animals have more self-control than men. Man only violates the laws of nature and consequently suffers from innumerable diseases. He has degenerated to a level far lower than that of animals in this respect.

[xxyc21]

@bbrain2

The so-called 'moral' code of Jewish, Christian and Muslim origin is bogus. It originates from the mindset of controlling heterosexual men who have made a god in their own image. Last count 1500 species practice homosexuality and the transgender gene was found in 2008. Intersex people exist and are born everyday, all of which violate the bogus codes of religion. Higher forms of animal life evolved from hermaphrodites.

[devilninjas]

wtf? he has just clinched his right arm! n hand!

[KarmasTrainwreck]

Seems legit.

[mellowtoker72]

So much wrong with this video and assumptions I don't know where to begin. For a start, a proper photo taken for medical studies would be a better choice. Second would be get a clue about what you think you are talking about. Please don't forget the hairy palms, acne, blindness, loss of vital fluids. Harvey Kellogg would be proud. How about the occasional joy of waking up after a nocturnal emmision, all wet and sticky.

[HadesRx]

are you serious???? or your religion makes say that? SUCK!

[6pig69]

so, is the right testicle smaller than the left? Is his right palm hairier than his left?

How much time & money was wasted on this compelling & profoundly beneficial knowlege?

[Deathpool35]

@6pig69 actually, ur left nut is not bigger, it just hangs lower

[joey7286]

John Cena !!! U R TIME IS NOW

[matthewthepirate44]

Lol fail. this is retarded. your dominant hand is almost always stronger and fuller than your other one. humans are NOT symmetrical. besides wouldnt masterbation make your masturbating arm more muscular lol?

[TheAdmiralPancake]

Seems legit to me! I'm not sure why you left out the hairy palms, though. I guess it's not really DAMAGE. You can just shave it, right?

[Ajboi89]

Either this is comedy or a true dumb ass. His left shoulder is higher becuase his right hand is lower down.

[jaxblade07]

OK first masturbation is not bad its good for you. its like cleaning out the pipes. OVER MASTURBATION IS BAD and that consists of doing it like 3 times a day 7 days a week. thats when problems come about. but if ejaculate 3x a week or once a day its a healthy practice

[gravyboy2]

Well I thank Stephen Hawking for his ironic input to this video.

[jussts]

You must have had to sift through a lot of gay porn to find that image.

[AlmightyPooba]

Hah. This is retarded. Masturbation is natural. Even animals masturbate.

[goomsn]

@AlmightyPooba NO um,animals dont masturbate.

[goomsn]

@AlmightyPooba Animals dont masturbate,what do you think they do put their hand and masturbate,then i must remind you most animals are four legs.SO GOOD DAY SIR!

[45turomeo]

is this real???? -___-

[LeordRedhammer]

This. Is. FANTASTIC! So FUNNY! :D

[ScreamShoutRAWR]

'The man is grabing his penis with his left hand'

[need4peace]

the uploader is an outcome of masturbation...

[DARKSLAYER262]

THUMBS UP IF U GOT SCARED AND LOOKED YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR

[chushinryoku]

@happeh .... this is inductive reasoning... also known as "hack science" or quite simply BULLSHIT. If there are no studies then there is no actual evidence of what you're saying.

[bbrain2]

@chushinryoku : You do understand the "scientific studies" are created by the same people in the pharmaceutical business? Without sick people - the medical field (who creates scientific reports) would be out of business! It amazes me that people blindly accept "scientific studies" without questioning their financial incentiv$ motive. Accepting advice from the medical field is similar to accepting advise from a judge waiting to sentence you.

[chushinryoku]

@bbrain2 You're assuming I'm stupid. I've been lucky to have good profs who teach me to question motives of studies. However what I was getting at here is that he just puts up a picture and spouts whatever he wants. While I do not wholeheartedly trust the medical community's findings (water fluoridation for example), what's worse is that this video just puts up a picture and spouts assumptions which have no scientific basis.

[chushinryoku]

@bbrain2 here's an example. The man obviously lifts weights and can likely shoulder press at least 50 lbs. The amount of force required to jerk off would be less than 1 lb. Muscles grow due to muscle tears due to lifting increasing weight. Doing lifts which far exceed one pound there is no way that masturbating even up to ten times a day would cause the kind of muscle difference shown here. That could be due to many factors: camera angle, photoshop, hand dominance, etc.

[Teddybear419]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NoTrueFace1]

he has a clenched fist because he's flexing muscles and trying to look tough.

look mate if anyone's open to arguments against any aspect of sexuality it's me, but this is absurd..

[vampirechriscole18]

ha!!!!! just switch and go regular or goofy

[bangleboi]

WOW. Whoever was the mastermind behind this "educational video" must have had ALOT of practice to find out what happens to the body from masterbation. Makes you wonder if he has a poster of this man in the "pornography industry" hangin up in his bedroom for hours of study. And does anybody notice people out in public walking around lop-sided with one hand clenched in a fist? Or a woman's middle finger stickin out??? Come On! lmao

[MrMetalMinecraft]

HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE. I WAS WATCHING MINECRAFT VIDS AT THE START

[SpanishForBeach]

@MrMetalMinecraft same here, man, I was watching hip hop battles 20 minutes a go..........

[topfkopf666]

can't fap to

[d0ggycamel]

I find this difficult to masturbate to

[xx3xxx]

how reproduction damage the rupture uterus -- yuk

[xian822]

U r saying is WE guys need two dick to level our body??? WOW

[Eoin1414]

Who made this, some religious freak?

[SRV121]

i think this guys pounds it with his left arm and thats why his right arm is smaller

[rebelsbaseballizbom]

i dont think anyone jerks off enough for one side to be way bigger than the other side....

[dimlight49]

@rebelsbaseballizbom I do :/ Seriously. my right arm is so much stronger than my left.

[rebelsbaseballizbom]

@dimlight49 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[RevelationWarriors]

HOW IN THE HELL DID I GET HERE!?

[hagiberti]

@RevelationWarriors you were watching hooligan vids, went over some bra-spots, saw a baby´s bud in a bra then came to some arabic spots and a netherlands concom spot and finally ended up here to find the joke and couldn´t find it because this idiot really means it. - oh wait.. no .. that was me

[RevelationWarriors]

@hagiberti i was watching a mega64 talking toilet gag, then i found the Looks Who Talking Too talking toilet gag. I came across the Sperm intro credits to Look Who's Talking, and I guess I stumbled on this with a slip of my mouse pad. lol

[Techykabas]

hahahaaa.. This's the most retarded video ever.

[dj2fine1000]

lmao.. just get somone els to do it for you

[mjsukkar]

YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY RETARDED IF YOU THINK THIS IS SERIOUS

[spikeyguy777]

If hes in porn why would he need to masturbate anyway?

[steveski74]

This is so dumb, in a pose like the one this guy's doing for the camera, he's not symmetrical anyway.

The main issue here is it's pretty obviously been doctored, there are signs o photoshopping here.

[Jakedastudly]

Worth it

[Alleyprowler]

Thumbs up if you masturbated to this video.

[yamasta103]

what the fuck is this shit?! XD I watched this just to see how retarded this is.

[leopoldleoleo]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

[carolynbiery]

It's called he's leaning to one side. I'm sorry sir, I try to stay polite when commenting on Youtube posts. But clearly you're an idiot.

[emupay2324]

This is straight up horse shit

[jaidavu]

Im right handed. i masturbate with my left. and my right arm is still bigger ... hmmm

[adriantheloser]

Thumbs up if you jerked it before you got to this video, and after you saw this video!!!!!

[mrcurrypot1]

its bull shit guys

[shadister]

i find this video hard to masturbate to..

[BannedMann]

@shadister hahaha the first time i see this comment used appropriately.

[Trinity116]

Is this video for real??????

[nomnomieatu]

please take this video down... now everyone can tell i masturbate

[nillychoirpop]

is this real life?

[xAvispar]

I don't think whoever made this understands that skin can bend, stretch, or move, and assumes that this picture is this guy's natural pose, because whoever made this has a brain made of a mixture of cheese and scraps of rusty metal

[wondershowzenfan]

wait... the left side is larger due to masturbation... but his right hand is damaged from masturbation... that doesn't make sense!

[r4f4st4n1]

@wondershowzenfan Shows how retard most christians are making vids like these.

[omegajkd]

not true and lesbian....

[vinilla]

dont think i ever heard a more boring voice in my life...this guy needs a good wank!

[demosthenes4585]

So as long as I alternate hands, my body will remain "level" and "healthy", right?

[aviramdj]

The only 1 that seem to musterbate is the maker of this video over that gay guy in the video .