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  • A "brit" came from the Latin word for a "cunt".

  • Erwin Rommel is a Boss, and I love Churchill, Europe is awesome.. All you europeans stop arguing, lol any place in Europe is better then afganistan or Iraq

  • Well then you’re an idiot whos full of themselves and keeps on trolling other countries from stupid stereotypes I suppose you haven’t heard the most sexist man in the world is now an Englishman and half the the so called Hollywood actors are British and I bet half the women you like in those films are British too so your being a moron plus the comedy is the best in world you should be more aware of being so proud and arrogant considering your countries dark history learn respect.

  • I was in Munich and saw loads of turkish and so on lots of differnet ppl i dont know about the north of the country and WTF is with you calling me brit nobody calls themselfs that Cunt.

  • dumb jerry..

  • boo jerrys suck1!!

  • Every one knows it was the British soldiers were the real fools.,so the British try and make out that the German soldiers were the fools.

    And US are try hard German military trying to be just as great as the German army.

    And today Britain is a 3rd world shit just like the US meanwhile Germany is nearly white and the most powerful European country in the world. If Britain stops goofy around, Britain might make up in time to realize the mess she is in today.

  • @missaryanss um yes, long live ze riech and that rot...

  • @missaryanss Wong. Germany is no way in hell white at all. Have you seen the amount of turks and immigrants?

    Not so good buddy. Face it, your Nazi reich is over, so why don't you go cry into a corner or something?

  • Germany may have the strongest economy in Europe but it still Does Not have nuclear weapons as the UK do so to call it the most powerful european nation is a joke Britain is a global power and is too important on the international stage today plus a global nation and as for the immigration issue i have been to Germany and saw plenty of immigrants black Asian mostly Turkish but there are lots there and its changing now Germany is a very successful country but it still has its problem like the uk.

  • STALAG 13 :D

  • Germans are cool! The English were sooo afraid of them, they even needed help from black skinned people!

  • @coollookylooky your a douche

    

  • @redmenacetv

    ... but right!

  • @coollookylooky ........your a fucking idiot. just look up the 13th waffen SS division, you know the ones made up almost entirely of muslims? or did that not happen? ( british empire forces went mostly to the east against Japan, mainly Canadians went to Europe, hence the lack of australians.) least we had people to fight with, lonely Germans with no empire

  • is this movie I WANT to KNOW!

  • open se gate

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  • now the trojan horse wants not to ENTER the city... it wants to ESCAPE!!!

  • That is podsibaly the funniest thing ever

  • Oh! I loved that TV series. It use to be on channel 53 on Dish when i first saw it. I now have the final seires on DVD. A shame I dont have the others.

  • HAHA I like the accents, so accurate:)

  • British and Germans are the best Europeans.

  • Is this from Monty Python? or some other british comedy?

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  • It's from American TV series "Hogan's Heroes" - really funny!

  • Dear " vinniechan" this is the Great Dave Allen, nothing to do with Mr. Bean!!! hello?

  • yeah we didn't know how a horse looked like because we all had cars at this time^^

  • @MrRammsteinKicksAss HAHAHAHAHA.... Jawohl... heheheh

    Die Englender wussten aber wohl... Wie ihre Weiber aussehen... hehehe

  • i love british jokes about germans :P

    Greetings from Germany

  • hahahah what tv program is this?

  • Rowan Atkinson is a genius

  • french, german, british all the same, we are all people with same blood running in our body!

  • Stupid guards! They have forgot to question the horse for its `Arier-Nachweiß´

  • We may have had a few wars but i have no hard feelings for the Germans. I do for the French and they were on our side....

  • is very "gut"!!!

  • People in those days were very different, and were easily led and manipulated. I could just as easily happened anywhere in the world, and still could. People are lazy and just follow blindly, even these days.

    I like silly funny too @tropicthunder332 lol

  • XD Nah national socialism was everywhere, and America did only enter the war becuase of pearl harbour, and yes bank of America scored big time out of it all. The Rothchilds kept well out. WW2 was mainly caused by the results of WW1 due to hefty embargo's placed on Germany afterwards, they were starving. Then the Nationalist Socialists stepped in promising a new eden, which was fine until they went around invading everyone. And no it was very easy to pull the wool over the peoples eyes

  • even as a german i have to laugh at it :D great

  • germans werent silly but hitler was

  • @shamil84 that's right

  • haha very nice :D German humor is the best :D greetings from germany

  • That's one weird looking horse

  • Good Joke - Hello from Germany!

  • thats how the germans lost the war.

  • @bloodhoun138 germans lost the war cause of the americans u dunce

  • @asku23 lol the war would have ended years before the americans had entered if the american government had stopped trading diesel additives to enable the luftwaffe to fly.the usa were war profiteers.they entered the war once hitler declared war on them. also russia played a huge part their population was decimated before the war ended. also the british empire was asked to allie itself with hitler, but took the stand that was necessary and lost an empire in exchange for peace.

  • not funny =(

    german soliders had the better technology etc.

    this is only a stupid joke!

  • @TwistElement True, but they didn't have the "horse detector"!

  • So that is what is in your dreams and you are wallowing in, britts. I tell you, something even worse than hitler is over your isle. Starting with 24/7 surveillance and continuing with tuition fees. Your lucky government has easy play by using a past time beast. Take care for your own doorstep, the going ons in your country are by far more than alarming.

  • this actually happen in real life

  • niew that's pure ingeniosity i might say:))

  • British are mother fucker they are defniatly fool and ignorant

  • @henrykath you twaaaaaat do you actually know how to speak the queens english

  • @henrykath Filthy Rat

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  • lol

  • шикарно))

  • funny as fuck

  • is this from Allo Allo?

  • @Stevenwilliams11 I think that is actually a sketch from Dave Allen, I am sure he is the the one driving the cart. Although it did look like something off Allo Allo I would feel certain it was Dave Allen

  • thats was priceless

  • 48 people have no sense of humor

  • Dave Allen was a fucking genius!!!!!!!!! This is one of his best sketches or maybe the funeral one or the suicide one

  • reminds me of schultz from hogans heroes

  • German Soldiers are the srtongest germany changed the histroy of EU

    i'm arabain but always hear about german strongth since i was a kid

  • @Mychildhood12 And the Germans are really lucky to have the Arabs to keep the Jews from complaining about the holocaust. Every dead Arab is seen as great luck by the German State. Because Germany can proof that the Jews and the Americans are the bad guys. Try to stop this because it destroys the Arab people

    Dont let yourself be misused by Germany!

    My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during five and a half years by the German BND. He was murdered on 11.7.09 because of our homepage.

  • @wwwtotalitaerde you'r wrong or you get me wrong . i did Complimant coz what they have done with jews i'm Muslim and i'm against Holocaust but the fact still the Germany is strongest

  • @Mychildhood12 Germany is a dangerous country. They always use other countries. Germany is making profit and the other countries pay for it.

    Look at the economy during ww2. The US produced large amounts of weapons and equipment. So much that they could give equipment to England and Russia. And the US really payed their workers. Germany occupied almost all of europe. They enslaved millions who had to work in the industry and produce food. But these slaves did not even get enough food to survive.

  • @wwwtotalitaerde i do not know if shave ask you This Quastion are u jewish? i checked ur Profile and say u Live in Germany so why u still there if you Think they'r soo bad , i have many germany freinds most of them peacful and when i talked about germany coz This country changed The whole EU i

  • @Mychildhood12 No, I am not jewish and there seems to be not one jewish ancestor during the last 200 years.

    Then try to talk openly with your German friends about todays Germany. For example take the illegal surveillance of the whole country with radar techniques.Some pictures of the antenas are found on my homepage,chapter radar.Measurements of radarpulses fitting the antennas are found in chapter Messungen.Try to discuss this matter to find out more about your friends.Mind their reactions 

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  • @Clllllllllllllll If Germany would have to follow Israels orders then at least Israel would demand that all Jewish property taken away between 1933 and 1945 had to be given back. This is not the case as most of this property still is owned by the Germans and their State. There is no intention to give it back. Not even the jewish property stolen by the German State. Even one of the new buildings of the German parliament was built on jewish property. With little or no compensation payed.

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  • @wwwtotalitaerde ok... but it's now 2010, the world changed, we have new conflicts and new political agreements. i guess it would make no sense to give this areas back to israel. well: political benefits are far more interesting for israel.

  • @Clllllllllllllll The jewish property was stolen from the Jews. According to German law you can not own stolen property. The German State today disrespects its written laws concerning jewish property. Lawyers like Ed Fagan demanding the application of German laws and trying to reconstitute the stolen property are hunted down by the German BND which is the renamed GESTAPO. So guess who is ruling in todays Germany? The NAZIs and their descendants still posessing jewish property stolen 70 years ago

  • @wwwtotalitaerde in the first 20 years after the war germany was really still ruled by the nazis because america (and all of his allies) just let em go back in their former politcan positions. some of em continued also their career at the various courts of germany or in the new formed military. but this was the past! take a look at gaza, then you will see who today steals land who is property of others! the zionists rule israel and america, and they are the real enemys of the free world!

  • @Clllllllllllllll My family is openly persecuted since 1958.I am being tortured by the German State since 1971 when I was 5 years old.My brother had been tortured 5.5years since 2004 and was assassinated on11.7.09.See chapter Finanzen-->Arisierung on my homepage.This reports about a jewish Auschwitz survivor and what happened to him recently.In a similar way the German NAZI state is stealing my familys money.The torture and murder of my brother had cost us about 1 m Euro in worth of working time

  • @Mychildhood12 today germany is ruled by a female (chancellor) and the mayor of the german capital, berlin, is a homosexual dude. it seems times have changed.

  • Here ve see a pantomime horse. It is engaged in a life or death struggle for a job wiz a merchant bank. However, his rival employee, the huge bull pantomime horse, is lying in wait for him.

  • @UKRod This is actually from the television series "allo allo" even though I guess that is Dave Allen in there. Great show btw - at least the first couple seasons.

  • hahahaha

  • LMHO

  • raus open teh gate!! xD too funny

  • fuckking briliant. lmao

  • fucking briliant shit. lmao

  • hahaahaahha.....

  • You gotta love the Germans.

  • i love the germans, my favourite europeans

  • lmao.

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  • @odst311 :

    not in WWII ;)

  • haha, this has to be Monty Python, or at least heavily influenced by it.

  • wats this films name ?

  • #LOL

  • From what movie this is ?

  • Also note that Churchill not only perpetrated the Bengali Holocaust 1942, he also denied the Red Indian Holocaust and called it "justice".

    Churchill clearly was one of the biggest massmurderers of the British Empire, and should have been tried and hanged at Nuremberg 1946.

    He promoted the racist Apartheid-Regime in the former British colony of South Africa - the place where the British massmurderer Lord Kitchener slaughtered 40 000 Dutch children & women in British Concentration Camps.

  • Churchill acknowledged the crucial importance of maintaining Hindu-Muslim antipathy to preserve British rule [1 million dead and 18 million Muslim and Hindu refugees associated with India-Pakistan Partition in 1947].

  • California, on benefits, shit I can drive there in 4 hours, see you soon elveriver 11

  • @locheelad2

    Och noo laddy! Your dirty british grandfather was a dirty british warcriminal and genocidal killer. Its not your fault, jimmey , but you should not deny how your dirty granddaddy put innocent Africans on British death ships, killing 100 million over a period of over 300 consecutive years.

    WICKED Empire.

  • MAAFA Holocaust = 100 Million Africans murdered by WICKED BRITISH SLAVE TRADE.

    freckled pigs! LOL

  • UKRod = TheBelovedButterfly = racist British woman named Mandy Baldwin, former MP for the British racist BNP-party in London-Tottenham.

    Mandy Baldwin hates "Niggers" as she calls them and people ofa different colour of skin or nationality, also continentals.

    Mandy Baldwin has taken part in several London "Paki-Bashings" during the 1990ies, beating one Pakistani family father into the coma before his own kids, who will have lasting disability for the rest of his life.

  • Winston Churchill-" A german is either at your throat, ot licking your boots", true words, try it anyone, should you meet a rude German, jump on them right away, and hey, they go all nice like.

  • @locheelad2

    Another question, my dearest british "innocent" friend:

    You wicked British & Americans have not only massmurdered 700 000 innocent Iraqi children.

    You deliberately murdered over half a million innocent German children & women by whirling them into gigantic Firestorm-furnaces, burning them to ashes alive.

    Please: am i correct that all these 600 000 innocent children, babies & women, lying in massgraves murdered by the RAF-terrorists, are "ungrateful Cunts" for you, too?

  • @Elberiver11 I'm Scottish and I'm a Jew. My Scottish half will kill you for fun, My Jewish side will kill you for frying 6 million. I'm your worst nightmare, don't comment again, no secomd warning.

  • @locheelad2 Not its not your Jewish half, Laddy. It was your braindead half. lol

    And now let your other braindead half kill yourself for the murder of 58 Million Native Americans in the Red Indians, you freckled Zionazi scum. Go home and die, you racist! LOL

  • And what about the 100 million Africans your dirty British grandfather whipped to death on British death ships, you freckled racist pig?

    Have you payed reparations yet for this huge Holocaust, you smelly british island-swine?

    Get the quids out, mate! lol

  • PS ; Being Jew means nothing, you moron. I am of both Jewish and German descendant, with the slight difference that i do not praise British atrocities and British Holocausts like you do, you freckled filthy pig :)

    Have you apologized to India and Pakistan yet, you filthy British massmurderer? For all the 29 Millions your terrorist massmurderer Robert Lytton has killed under British terror-rule?

    How pathetic to be english ......the world hates America and the ingleesh.

    INGLEESH! LOL !

  • @UKRod Yeah Swedish Bravery is tied for smallest book in the world, with Italian war heroes.

  • Winston Churchill was massmurderer and a fat bastard, he killed 202 040 children and women in the Dresden-Firestorm. This fat ugly warcriminal pig should have been hanged.

  • @Elberiver11 You sowed the wind, and you reaped the WHIRLWIND.

  • @locheelad2

    How did women, children and babies "sow a wind", you moron?They were brutally slaughted by the RAF-criminals. Stop making up pretexts for fouling the massgraves of innocent people, you indecent person. Show some decency, and remember the criminals who killed all those children and mothers were from your evil country.

    Do some historic research, little boy.

  • The German people sowed the wind by killing innocent English women and children during the Blitz, innocent Spaniards in Guernica, innocent poles in Warsaw, innocent dutch in rotterdam. In fact the British didnt even start area bombing until the Germans area bombed them.

    It should be pointed out that area bombing was an accepted military tactic at the time, unlike say putting Jews into camps where they were gassed or shooting the populations of entire towns (ie Oradour-sur-Glane).

  • Um no, at most 20,000 died and their deaths only resulted because Hitler and the Nazis decided to continue the war despite the fact it was lost by 1945. The difference between the allies and Germans was that the allies only targeted civilians when they actively participated in supporting Germany's war economy (working in factories building guns and tanks). The Germans targeted civilians based on race and continued killing them even after they were no longer contributing to the war effort.

  • @Mcplkelly

    Yes, we all know you Britishers lie, you are famous for that. You won the war (actually you didn't, the Americans saved your arse), thus you can dictate to write any lie you like.

    The International Red Cross has counted exactly 202 040, a number which had been confirmed by the City of Dresden herself in 1992. I think the Dresdners know better what happened to their city than a clueless liar from Britain....

    By the way, you Brits were lying again when you invaded Iraq, werent you?

  • @Elberiver11 The American's didn't come in rill 2+ yrs. after, and the Japs had to push them in. Britain's big allie was Canada, Iraq? Hasn't poor Germany had enough trouble with Turks and Mosques and Muslims of all kinds? I weep for Germany today, I weep for the West, it is time for a Crusade against evil religions and their fundamentalist leaders, go to Germany, or Gritain, or Ireland, see what the Muslims have done to the once brilliant Germany of Kant, Luther etc.

  • @locheelad2

    At least you HAD food to be rationed, didnt you? Millions of Germans had not, 2.0 Million German children and women were deliberately starved to death by your massmurdering pig Churchill, and another 1. 7 Million in American Death camps. A true "liberation".

    If you ever go to Poland in a supermarket, be sure to walk over thousands of corpses. The Poles have asphalted the massgraves of millions and built playing grounds and supermarkets over it. Very appetizing indeed.

  • So how did the 500 000 refugees in Dresden, mainly women, children and elderly, "contribute", you utter idiot? Are you trying to mock the victims of your warcriminals Churchill and Harris? They were trying to flee your rapist Allied monsters who would child-abuse and rape women and girls of any age. These people were ESCAPING the war, you moron, not contributing to it. They were camping outdoors in the bitter cold of winter - until Churchill slaughtered them all in his Phosphorous-Firestorm.

  • @Mcplkelly Be ashamed not of what your evil coutnry has done, be ashamed for LYING about it.

  • Your country even passed a law which said that only German women and children be bombed. It was called "Area bombing directive", and passed by your criminal Ministry of "defense" (should rather be "ministry of aggression") on Feb. 14th 1942. You dont even know you own history.

  • The Germans targeted civilians based on race

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    Where did you learn this nonsense? Hollywood-movies? "Targeting civilians based on race"? LOL Never heart that in all my life.

    What i did hear, however, that it sounds funny when a British of all people tries to teach morals about "racism". Your country, my dear, has enslaved, tortured and killed millions of innocents on racial grounds in Africa. Not too mention the millions of Red Indians exterminated by the wicked British Empire.

  • Are you serious? You have heard of the Einsatzgruppen right? Maybe you should examine their exploits, especially of Einsatzgruppen A. Or maybe Himmler's order of 25 May 1940 about the future of the slavic civilization under nazi rule.

    And frankly my country did nothing, I'm not british and my background is a mix of French Canadian, Irish and Native. Even if I were it would not stop what I am saying from being any less true.

  • @Elberiver11 Your Insane, the American wild west exterminated the Indians, the Briitish in Canada (actually many Scots), had 130 years of unbroken Peace, NO massacers, no reprisals. You are fucking deluded. The German people I know are wonderful and know the truth. They are a great Football Nation, they love the game, as much as Scots, guy's like you, so ignorant, could start me hating Krauts all over again. If you had brains, you would know Germany's problem right now is Turks.

  • Oh, man, that was fucking hilarious.

  • Hitler, Aaadolf Hitler, hes the greatest man in historeeee. Funny vid.

  • british FTW

  • haha

  • In times of war, even the donkeys get militarized,lol

  • Looked at the video several times, now I found out: Two Tommies were hidden in a donkey costume!

    Am I right?

  • Reminds me of the Great Escape.

  • Thank god, this lunatic hatemonger with his suppressing and horrible dictatorship didn't win the war!

    With best regards from a german

  • As a german I confirm:

    "The donkey is real!"

  • Good idea! XD Common muahahahah , not bad, i think you mean " Du Schweinehund, wir treten dir das Sauerkraut aus`m Wanzt! ;)

  • @Umbri07

    the real German soldiers were even more stupid.than these bufooons Zu befehl mein fuhrer. hahahahahahahahahahahah

  • HA! good one

  • This was great :D

  • HAHAHHA

  • nah, my uncle in london guilford just goes on & on about how immigrants are taking over & stealing jobs etc.

    its HILARIOUS that England & Russia today have the highest % of NeoNazis because they realize in less than 2 decades more than HALF the country's population will be minorities.

    Brits getting skull-fucked by immigrants, i guess 200 years of colonial rape bit you guys back in the ass eh? man you'd be WISHING hitler won the war

  • sounds to me like youre the one who wishes hitler won the war.

  • nah, im a canadian it doesnt affect me, its when i hear the Brits overexaggerate their role in the war & listen to old Brits whine about immigrants is what makes me laugh @ the irony

  • Theres a diference between killing a race of people and closing a countrys borders to immigration. and i laugh at how your trying to discise how opinionated you are with you 'im a canadian' card.

  • I'm a Canadian, that guy's not speaking for me. Immigrants are great. Most of our country over here is comprised of different minorities anyways. Well at least where I live in BC.

  • @PUMKINMANforever Yes How about the murder a week in Surrey B.C;. all done by INDO-Canadians?????

  • Churchill hated Muslims, Arabs and Indians and remorselessly refused food to 6-7 million starving Indians, rejected Viceroy Wavell's pleas and blocked Canadian attempts at relief [6-7 million Indian deaths the British Bengali Holocaust death toll being numerically greater than the 5-6 million dead in the Nazi German Jewish Holocaust; see Moon, P. (1973) (editor), Wavell. The Viceroy's Journal (Oxford University Press, London) ].

  • @locheelad2 You're a racist fool and I have little tolerance for people like you. Ethnicity is hardly responsible for the actions of individuals. In that specific reference, the fault lies with gang mentality which has sprung up as a result of ethnical repression. You can't say it's inherently Indian to be in a gang anymore than you can say it's inherently Italian to be in a Mafia. Really, grow up.

  • calibre, remind me again of what canadas ever achieved........oh...maple syrup,,,,,,,,,,impressive in a war u could chuck that over them

  • how about having the most cities in Googles & Forbes top 15 cities of the world for standard of living today. next to Germany

    wheres England? the country thats being skull-fucked by immigrants & muslim extremists in memory for Britain's rape of its colonies for 200 years :)

  • @calibre9mm ........calm down luv its only a computer

  • @calibre9mm That's because the British ( who saved the World from a new dark age), still had food rationing till the mid-50's, while the cunt barbarians in Japan and Germany had their cities and economy's rebuilt, at Britains cost. Ungrateful CUNTS, Dear Lord, someday soon let me get my hands through this scveen and at their throats.

  • @locheelad2 That's because the British ( who saved the World from a new dark age).....

    ....and Micky Mouse is ruler of heaven, yes.

    What a moron you are. What Dark age?I cant believe you British people are so dumb to still believe your treacherous Politicians.

    You utter fool. It was Britain who actually created the real dark age for half of Europe. You silly island-monkeys sit on your isolated wee island and do not seem to have the foggiest about the mess you caused on the continent.

  • @Elberiver11 You mean like when we saved your Prussian asses from Napoleon?

  • You British fool. Are you a bigger British fool then the British fool in this film? You actually seem far worse.

    Its funny to hear a British of all people to talk about "dark ages", when in truth it was your evil British Empire who did all this. What's the point in covering up British Atrocities and British holocausts, mate? They are common knowledge anyway, since the Communists opened their archives in the 1990ies. Except on your wee little island of liars.

    Keep on lying, its known anyway.

  • That's because the British ( who saved the World from a new dark age),

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    HAHAHAAH! you saved the world from WHAT?

    Good grief! Do you really think it necessary to insult the massgraves of children and women who were raped, tortured and slaughtered by Churchill's communist dictatorship-proxy?

    I have one question please,. you little clueless boy: Why is Churchill's genocide of 2.0 Million German children and women covered up in your country? Are you a nation of liars?

  • @locheelad2 one more question, please:

    The 700 000 innocent children you British-Americans mean-mindedly killed in Iraq - this is also "saving the world from a new dark age", i suppose?

    My friend, have seen a picture of a boy in Iraq, with no arms and no legs. And a little girl, covered in blood and tears, another girl screaming while kneeling before her mother who was KILLED by you "good" britishs.

    And on this picture, all these Iraqi children ask: "Am i free yet"?

  • increadibly retarded

  • lol

  • raus means OUT

  • actually schnell means hurry or faster

  • Schnell just means 'fast'

    Fa