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  • 1. Never get into an argument with a comedian. They'll always have some shit to say back. You cant win.

  • 2. Why the hell go to a comedy club, if you're going to be bitchy and sensitive? They're just jokes.

  • Love how the guy sat next to the heckler just looked straight at the ground, asv if to say please dont think im with her

  • the guy next to her was like " God crack this ground open, I wanna bury myself NOWWW"

  • obviously a set up

  • im indian. i laughed. the bitch needs to shut up

  • what I don't understand is why do people heckle comedians... you know you don't stand a chance against them... you'll NEVER win lol... all your doing is setting yourself up for humiliation LMFAO.. the comic has the mic so hes always gonna be louder than you, all the people there are the comics fans so they're already gonna be against what you say, and not only because they're fans, but your wasting their money that they paid to see him do standup, not argue with your dumb ass hahaha

  • @Pred4tor419 I never thought about all the angles before. Great comment.

  • LMFAO look at her boyfriend sittin next to her hahahahahah he's so embaressed... hes looking at the ground the whole time, hes like "I can't believe shes doing this"

  • @koorgen You're you piece of shit, "get fucked"

  • With women like this, I'm glad I'm single. This guy is awesome.

  • Too rehearsed.

  • lmfao!

  • HAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF YOU COON!

  • my friend Juda was watching this saying "wtf, he is a comdian damn heres a stick of dynamite go fuck your self!"

  • Who is this guy? He's Hilarious! "You know, the jokes work a lot better if I don't have to explain them!" haha

  • yeah fuck that fat terrorist bitch.

  • What a fucking dumb bitch

  • I love to tell fat women to get *****d--like it's actually going to happen! ;])

  • TIME TO LEEEEEAAAVVVVVEEE HEEEEEERRRRRRRR

  • The guy next to her is the funniest thing ive ever seen

  • Lady, lookit the size of ya! I'm having a hard time NOT directing things atcha! Jesus, didja pay for two on the way in?

  • Talking about race is not racist.I am half gipsy and i love gipsy jokes...Let's just admit it jokes about race,sex and religion are funny!!

  • I understood like 40% of what he said. Would somebody transcribe this? Thanks.

  • @str8out

    B: Some questions are just offencive to ask. For instance; if you want to know if someone is Indian, or Pakistani, it's okay to go 'Are you Indian or Pakistani?', but it is always offencive to go 'which one are you?'

    B: Sorry, what?

    Woman: That's so racist.

    B: Yeah.

    W: Then why are you being racist?

    B: No - like you just pointed out...I'm pointing out...that racism exists. Not... being raicst... You know the jokes work a lot better when I don't have to explain them.

    Guy: *uncomfortable*

  • @Combicon W: You have been racist. You've been offencive all night long, and have been directing everything towards me this evening.

    B: You really picked a weird moment to do this, lady.

    W: You have! You've been directing things at me, it's like - it's like you want my approval or something.

    B: Well of course I want your approval, I'm a fucking comic. That's psychology 101! There's cameras on me, have you not fucking noticed?

  • @Combicon W: What you're doing is you're picking on the brown girl - make the brown girl [drowned out by Brandon]

    B: I'm fucking... Bullshit. I didn't even go there. Get fucked - you brought that up. Maybe in fact I am being racist because if you were a white chick I'd've cut you a new one. Bollocks.

    W: Sorry, you have been offencive. 'Dressing up as a Zulu with a bone for your nose'?

  • @Combicon B: Wait wait wait - alright - I've got one with that, hang on. (something like) 'Just hear me along', I'm ready for that that, she said "dressing up as a Zulu" - that's racist. Wait wait wait, but what if you're going to a fancy dress party as things beginning with 'z'?

    B: AW COME ON! Why are you here?!

    B: Yeah! Get the fuck out. Bollocks - you're the fucking racist. Bullshit. Fuck off.

    B: I want my fucking tenner back.

    W: *drowned out by crowd* ...fucking shit.

  • @Combicon B: Yeah, tell your story walking. Get fucked.

    W: Going to discuss Nazi Jew Stars as well?

    B: What does that even mean? Somethin' about nazis? Well that might have been an editing point...

  • @Combicon THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERY MINUTE AND SECOND YOU PUT IN THIS. THANKS!!

  • i was devastated when i found out this was stage

  • its a set up!!! how does she all of a sudden happen to have a mic? u can tell cuz her voice is so clear and loud

  • @chicken4247

    This is meant to be recorded, meaning there were sound booms in there, they pick up sound really well. They just had to put one close to her.

  • Brendon is a Fag!!!

  • This is a set up, Brendon explains at the end of the show that the two were plants and brings them up on stage after they walk out.

  • @CptCaptulon : Whatever works. ;])

  • @CptCaptulon

    AHHHHH WHAT A FUCKING CHEAT!

  • @CptCaptulon:

    Definitely looked like a setup. I've been to many comedy shows and hecklers are a lot messier than that. They don't just calmly walk out. They usually have security "escorting" them and they're kicking, screaming at the top of their lungs, and the comic usually looks more shaken. Real heckling is ugly to see in real life.

  • @CptCaptulon I figured it was, but I thought it was still funny

  • @CptCaptulon

    well that makes it so much less funny... if it's scripted that ruins half of the appeal

  • This looks set up. The comedian got owned anyway, not a single funny comeback from him. If I was the boyfried of the girl I would have knock him down, he looks like a douche with a big mouth anyway.

  • lol she mad

  • I am almost 90% sure this was staged

  • i feel so bad for her boyfriend....

  • its being acted guys u can relax haha ther part of the show haha they come back at the end it was all staged

  • What was it she said at the end? Four gold stars for whoever tells me.

  • Nazism started in comedy clubs?

  • staged

  • If you know anything this guy embarrassed himself.

  • @schifferbrainz How do you figure that? He made her storm out of the room, the only person embrassed here was her boyfriend.

  • @joezetank You wouldn't know what I'm talking about 'cause you're as stupid and unfunny as that wanker on the stage who got embarrassed by some random person in the crowd. If you're going to cap on people you need to have a point AND BE FUNNY! The only person embarrassed here is you. Good night and good luck.

  • @joezetank You wouldn't know what I'm talking about 'cause you're as stupid and unfunny as that wanker on the stage who got embarrassed by some random person in the crowd. If you're going to cap on people you need to have a point AND BE FUNNY! The only person embarrassed here is you. Good night and good luck.

  • She schooled that stupid fugh.

  • Greatest country in the world

  • NEVERMIND! lol... Just saw another video of this... the full length! Great acting ha!!!

  • Talk about MAJOR insecurities!!! Holy fuck... welcome to life lady, can't take a joke don't come to the comedy shows!

  • These days you can't even acknowledge the fact that other races exist without being called a racist.

  • Fake. She comes up on stage with him at the end of the performance.

  • wtf she wasnt black? idk how "black" people are in europe but in america that skin tone is reffered to as spray tan

  • fuckin stupid fat ugly chick, id kick her in her fuckin fat brown double chin

  • tell ya story walkin, GET FUCKED!

  • This is awesome!!

  • Looks so obviously staged to me

  • @retrohippie It was staged. The part not included in this video is where her and her white 'brother' jump out on the stage and they all dance. The message behind the 'encounter' is to fight racism by laughing at it. Brilliant skit.

  • Ooooo...awkward.

  • HAHAHAHA

  • Stewie Sucks!!!!

  • Hmm... sounds staged. Especially the "going to a dress party with things beginning with zee."

  • This is some funny shit, but half of that went right over my head. What's a zulu? And what did she say at the end?

  • that wasnt heckling you stupid shit ,the comidian wanna be picked on her race pointed at her as different race that people make fun off

  • Absolutely win ! :p

  • shits staged

  • Pwned.

  • The boyfriend is NEVER going to go out in public with her again haha

  • i think she was a plant...

  • Right on!

  • LMAO!

  • shit dude, thats my number one rule, don't date fat chicks.

  • Her boyfriend just looks so sad and confused...his expressions makes this video.

  • you think that's good? George Carlin, How to handle a heckler. listen to that and tell me that this guy slammed a heckler

  • I see some of the PC brigade missed the point again and voted this down, d'uhh

  • the whole things was staged sorrry to spoil it lol jus in case some of u get mental and rascist /watch?v=aN3W9PE55dw

  • LMAO 0:41 the poor guy next to her was like "Fuck my life...."

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  • 1:02-1:03, she said a whole fucking paragraph in that one second.... and they say new yorkers talk fast? Fuck that, everybody there understood her

  • LOL!!! I love the white kid sitting next to the heckler. He looks upset but all he does is move his hands in different positions and frown!! typical European pussy.

  • Your Geography's outstanding, Australia isn't in Europe

  • Your Geography is outstanding, Australia isn't in Europe

  • oh my Holly mother of all midget shit cakes that was awesome!!! some people need to buy a freaking bag of humor. that was funny and i don't see any racism in that. he was just making reference to current events...why get mad just crack up and lets gooooo.

  • never seen the trash take itself out before. lol

  • epic

  • This was a set up! If you scroll down on the related videos on the right then you'll see the full version of it. Still funny tho :)

  • slams? next time if you hire an actor, get a good one.

  • What is that fucking cunt doing , going to a comedy show?

  • He was trying to keep it light and fun, but that lady was unrelenting!

  • ah man, the poor boyfriend, just look at him.

  • nah, he looks poor because he knows after Brenden told her to get f---ed, he knew he would have to f--- her.

  • Damn! That was a great way of putting it! lol

  • If you go to see a comic then you have to remember its joking and not racisit, sexist extra to offend but to make people laugh.. So whats she doing? Did she think it was just going to be knock knock jokes?

  • At 1:02 theres a guy who looks like a chinese version of Zach Braff from Scrubs bottom right :)

  • lol thats true!

  • Zrach Blaff

  • No, I saw it on comedy central, it had the whole show.

  • Btw, this was staged, soon after this happens they come up on stage with him. Good acting though.

  • where you at the show....

  • Looked staged to me

  • Yeah, i wondered about that. The geezer next to her looked like he was about to fucking cry, looked like bad acting.

    Good on the fella if it wasnt staged though. Can't fucking stand ethnic's that cry racism over every fucking thing.

  • She sounded like a Brit... Typical fucking modern "British" person.

  • OWNED!!!

  • whats the woman say?

  • lmfao! awesomness

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  • Haha, I don't think he went with her, or he would have left too.

    More along the lines of

    "Why did I get seated next to this psycho"

  • heh, the guy to the left of her is like, "My God, why did I come with her"...

  • @jyoung78 hahha i know

  • Even if she was part of the show, well played, convincing.

  • lmao

  • Ah too bad she is part of the show..

  • what does she say at the end? i really wanna know

  • Something like "This is how the Nazis started".

  • Haha, look at the guy next to her. I'm guessing it's her boyfriend or husband or something.

    He looks MISERABLE. This video was fucking hilarious.

  • Watch the face of the guy (I guess her boyfriend) sitting next to her? Would you stick up for her or just feel 'get me out of here'?

  • He didn't leave with her. lol

    The dude was not being racist. Why would you go to see a comic if you are that damn sensitive to begin with? They usually pick on every race, every age, every size and every social standing. I am white and I went to a pretty much all black comedy club once and guess who they picked on? Yep me! I KNEW that when I went there. Who gives a shit? She would love Lisa Lampinelli. lol

  • wow what a dumb bitch

  • wow she must be a real fun gal to be around with...how up tight !

  • stupid woman..

    it wasnt even racist! i bet she's upper middle class with children that go to private school and 3 BMW's!

    for fuck sake.

  • haha wel good

  • He handled that fucking brilliantly. Silly bitch.

  • LMFAO SO WHICH ONE WAS SHE :L :L

  • saw the dvd those two are part of the show its set up.

  • the thing about stand up comedy is that there is always a group which the subject is refering to, and you cant exactly complain when its you the joke is about, she just needs to understand its not serious and get a grip.

  • she obviously has some marital or other various personal problems and feels that the world is out to get her. She just happened to snap during her self-centered mood in the middle of comedy.

  • bitch

  • What a bitch.

  • she was stupid, but he handled the heckler so crappily. The trick is to play along, and outwit the person, not shout swearwords at her! Watch Jimmy Carr to see how he handled the heckkler GENIUS! British comedy cannot be beaten.

  • bollox i think he did a great job, ppl like need to be told in no lesser words, to fuck off.

  • I agree. Screaming at them just looks defensive. He should make her look dumb for calling out to him not by yelling at her but by making her feel dumb for doing it to begin with. I have seen much better!

  • why does a slut like that turn up to a gig like this?

  • hahaha look at the dude to her right. Clearly he doesnt want the cameras on him.

  • people like that lady actually need to chuck themselves of a cliff or some shit... fuckin thick shit paranoid slut... what the fuck is she doin there if shit like that's gonna offend her?

  • LOL cyaaaaa

  • i hate it when people bring up the race card when race doesn't even enter into anything. sure racism exists and all that, but that doesn't mean it enters into every single little thing that white people think about.

  • whats this guys name?

  • there were asians in the crowd not offended and she was what 0.001.percent black and he thought out of all the people of all the full blacks there he was racist ?

  • I can easily see how from time to time it really gets to the comedians, people like that literally ruin the night for everyone!

  • AHAHAHAHA

  • Haha, holy hell that was awesome.

  • Nice way to handle a bitch.

  • Not staged, watch the whole bit morons.

  • Explain tyourself then. Instead of posting your smug comment why not actually make a point? Go on, tell us all exactly what has made you come to the conclusion that it was staged.

  • she has a mike, and shes a baaaaad actor

  • i don't agree, mate but that's ok.

    just a couple of reasons why.

    firs, the mic. you're right that she is being picked up by the pa but that is the house pa system. she isn't carrying a mic, or using a lapel mic. if you notice, at first, you can't hear what she is saying. she is several words in before we can actually hear what she is saying. That is because the house mic is being positioned for the benefit of posterity. the show's being recorded (obv) and he alludes to being on camera.

  • Secondly, and finally (i won't bore you here with a long winded explanation). I really cannot agree that she is an actor and even if I was wrong, I would think you insane to say she is a bad actor.

    I have loved watching and studying people ever since I was young (sounds creepy, doesn't it?) and I believe I am relatively decent at judging or reading people. I also know a tiny bit about psychology (doing a degree) not much but enough to make me think this is all legit.

    Cheers our kid!

  • Our kid? yea.. ok? check this vid out "The Edinburgh fringe Comedy Awards 2008" she is in the background while this guy (brendon burns) is on the mic, she is part of his crew. And see how much younger brendon burns is in that vid, she has been part of his crew for a while, sorry, this kind of looks like an obvious setup to me.. that vid confirms it i think

  • Don't take the "our kid" remark wrongly. Nothing was meant by it. I wasn't trying to patronising or trying to make any statement about your age. It's simply a friendly phrase that people where I live (Manchester. UK) use. It has nowt to do with age, you can greet someone 10 years older than you with "y'a'right arr kid?". I was just trying to be friendly with you and to show that I didn't want a daft argument. I knew you were from US but didn't considered you wouldn't understand. Apologies.

  • Thanks for the links suggestion. I'll check them out now and see if you can't change my opinion and prove me wrong.

  • lol ok :D

  • nah thats ok, you sound like a good guy, i just never heard that before and "kid" like you said could be patronising here if you are young lol, hope you're gonna check out that vid to!

  • how the hell did you find that video and find the girl? you were dead on. ladle55:1 triplesod: 0

  • Is she there, yeah?

    I ended up forgetting to check the vid. I'll have a look now.

    P.s. I'm really not up to getting competitive about differences of opinion on YouTube. It's not my thing mate. I wouldn't be disappointed if I was wrong, I would be happy, because of course, it's very interesting, I like to find out about little conspiracies and it means I've learnt something new.

  • Shawn. Do us a favour, mate.

    Can you please send me a private message with the link to the vid and the video time that she appears on camera? I would really appreciate it. I don't think I'm having much luck finding the right vid.

    If it defo is her, Ladie should be awarded and extra 10 points for great detective work.

  • It's OK. I got the right vid and see who you mean. Just having a look on the other to see if it is the same woman.

    Had a good look and it is definitely NOT the same woman! Triplesod 5-Ladle 0-Shawn has been disqualified!

    No. I'm joking. It certainly looks like her. I think it is. Well done Ladle, very clever our kid!;)

    What I still don't understand though, is the guy sat next to her. I presume he is an innocent bystander but why such bizarre reactions??

    Ladle, do your lap of honour, mate!

  • Take back the how much younger he looks comment didnt realise it was in 2008, well he looks better in that vid lol, it doesnt change the facts anyway

  • As relatively decent as you are at psychology, I think ladle55 is 100% correct. This was staged. And it's not even good.

  • Ha! I'm not relatively decent at all.

    I really, really don't believe this is a set up though. Just my opinion though and it would not shock me in the least to find out that you are right and I'm wrong.